I like Palle's format, so I'mma steal it:
Shamelessly steal somebody's posting format on a message board.
BA in BS
Get a job in a business/marketing career path with a Creative Writing degree.
Burning the Midnight Oil
Stay up all night working on personal projects and make it into work on less than four hours of sleep.
Burning at Both Ends
Do the above twice in one week.
Burn This Mother Down
Completed 'Burning the Midnight Oil' three times in one week - TRIPLE COMBO!
Run More Time
Get in shape, dude.
Start Spreading the News
Move into the big city.
Work for yourself and do what you want!
Best Dad Ever
Successfully pull off this prank
on my future children.
Time After Time
Seriously, just grow up already.