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Default 04-04-2003, 01:03 AM

Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


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Default 04-04-2003, 01:07 AM

Truth is, if all them countries did a exercise poll, UK and US would lose outright. That's maybe what is causing the heart attacks. ^_^; It's not just foods...


  
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Default 04-04-2003, 07:51 AM

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Truth is, if all them countries did a exercise poll, UK and US would lose outright. That's maybe what is causing the heart attacks. ^_^; It's not just foods...
yeah. exercise is a very huge part of life which many people like to neglect (like me at the moment)
  
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Default 04-04-2003, 08:21 AM

What if I grew up speaking both english and french, and I learn japanese? Will that make me healthier?
  
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Default 04-04-2003, 12:10 PM

Not if you live in the UK or US. XD

Seriously speaking, UK did some polls recently, and our country's people is getting worse every year. ^_^;;; The number of obese people is rising, the number of smokers who have cancer is rising, etc etc...


  
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Default 04-04-2003, 12:56 PM

it all comes down to cholesterol levels
  
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Default 04-04-2003, 02:24 PM

Someone once said this:

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In ancient Greece, people would compete in Olympic events. Today, we have people who compete for us. That's not the true essence of Olympics. I would change that. Instead of picking athletes for the country's team, we'd pick people off at random. THAT would get us all moving. Wake up, no, don't take the car! Go jogging, here ya go, everyone on the bridge! C'mon!
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The hammer throw... My father would be good at this. He hits his thumb, he can send it over to Africa.


  
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