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Shimarisu · 01-31-2004, 02:42 AM

You spend the first 20 years of your life growing and maturing. Then, despite having THREE QUARTERS OF YOUR LIFE LEFT, as soon as you hit maturity you promptly start decaying. This is a crock of shit.
Especially since once you are mature you finally have the income and knowledge to start appreciating life. Yet you are already on the scrap pile.
Other animals do not have this problem, so why do we? *Looks at geriatric 8 year old chipmunk who still looks the same as he did FIVE YEARS AGO*.

I want my money back. Seriously, I want all my money back, that I earned and spent myself on this crappy decrepit existence since I was 16. Because it was a shitty deal. Maybe if I get my money back, I can pay for some good plastic surgery. Not for me, for my friends who are all decaying at a much quicker rate than me, despite being 2-3 years younger. And I'm sick of their whinging *I AM SO OLD* when I am bloody older.

- Shimarisu

Shimarisu · 01-31-2004, 03:03 AM

And yeah, all my friends are guys. Whining because they are balding in their mid 20s (WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN? FUCK YOU GOD, WANT A FIGHT? etc) But at least men still look presentable til their late 40s. How much time do they suppose I have before I turn into a wizened old witch? About 6 years TOPS looking at current trends. At least men get away with making it to old age without their skin turning into an approximation of 10 year old mouldy orange peel. That's not fucking fair. Hell you can fix your stupid balding with hair extentions, but all I can do to fix my face is to rip the fucker off. And I am already tempted to do that to my hands, which are decayed and fucking useless from years of overuse. Make that only 13 fucking years, so why do I have the hands of an old woman? I seriously get fantasies of cutting the fuckers off. They are ugly and appaling and I do not wish to look at them. Forget what I will lose from doing this, my life is already over.* It's not being 29 that scares me, it's the dark, dark road ahead.

* I initially wrote older instead of over, go me and my preoccupations.

Ness · 01-31-2004, 06:02 AM

Are you drunk by any chance?

undevil · 01-31-2004, 07:05 AM

I wouldn't count on it.

kingmurp · 01-31-2004, 07:26 AM

You seem to have issues with appearances. If your friends bug you too much don't hang out with them. I tell mine not to ask me to babysit unless someone is maimed or diseased (and vds don't count)! We get old, we die thats life deal with it. I learned that when I was 8. I've always been mature growing up. Videogames are my escapism. Somehow thats immature according to 5 out of 8 my exs. I have a good time, make decent money, but I'm immature when I play videogames. I know people who are in their 40's and are in debt because they have to buy the newest shit. Sorry if you feel your body is sagging/wrinkling. As hard as it is to believe I understand that it's upsetting. I walk with a limp, i can barely hear, but somehow I carry on everyday and don't worry about things like how I'll look in 10-20 yrs, because personally I'd rather be dead because people have to worry about their looks.

Armok · 01-31-2004, 08:48 AM

I look like an elf in real life (its disturbing) and have looked the same since i was 16.

In the long run its gonna work out though cos I dont seem to be ageing in an visible way.

Petty weak humans ha I laugh at u all.

undevil · 01-31-2004, 09:01 AM

Quote:

On 2004-01-31 06:48, Armok wrote:
I look like an elf in real life (its disturbing) and have looked the same since i was 16.

In the long run its gonna work out though cos I dont seem to be ageing in an visible way.

Petty weak humans ha I laugh at u all.

Omg m4ng 1 l4ugh 2!!!!1

Shimarisu · 01-31-2004, 09:27 AM

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On 2004-01-31 06:48, Armok wrote:
I look like an elf in real life (its disturbing) and have looked the same since i was 16.

In the long run its gonna work out though cos I dont seem to be ageing in an visible way.

Petty weak humans ha I laugh at u all.

Here's the bad news: You are 21? Your ageing starts now.

Undevil: Please leave me the fuck alone.

SpikeOtacon · 01-31-2004, 09:32 AM

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On 2004-01-31 07:27, Shimarisu wrote:

Here's the bad news: You are 21? Your ageing starts now.

I'm 23 and I haven't noticed any signs of aging.

undevil · 01-31-2004, 09:36 AM

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On 2004-01-31 07:27, Shimarisu wrote:

Here's the bad news: You are 21? Your ageing starts now.

Undevil: Please leave me the fuck alone.

Sorry ma'am.