[Pagit]

Since it's April Fool's Day, what's the best joke you've pulled on someone? Do anything good today?

I put tape over my bosses' phone cord plug (his puzzled look was quite satisfying)and I printed out a sheet of paper that said "Do Not Remove From Printer." It's still there. I got that one off of http://www.zug.com.

[navci]

I don't wanna go to work today, I am half asleep and I know something bad is going to happen.

[Solstis]

On 2005-04-01 10:26, navinator wrote:
I don't wanna go to work today, I am half asleep and I know something bad is going to happen.

Well, you do work in a knife store. :/

[KodiaX987]

This morning, I slapped my mom upside the head and yelled "April fools!"

And by the way, that really did happen.

[Saiffy]

On 2005-04-01 10:49, KodiaX987 wrote:
This morning, I slapped my mom upside the head and yelled "April fools!"

And by the way, that really did happen.

I lol to that.



I can't say I have ever really pulled any jokes, maybe because I am not witty like Shuri

[ABDUR101]

I use humor all the time, so I usually take April Fools off. o_O

An example from about five or six months ago:

I came home early from work with a co-worker and had my mom come pick me up. I walked out the door with a cane and a nice limp, she came hurrying across the street asking what I had done. I told her I was walking with a larger elderly resident, and all of a sudden they toppled over, onto me.

The whole way home was her asking if I went to the ER, and I said nah, got the cane from work(I work in physical rehab therapy, canes and walkers for everyone!).

So we get home, and as she opens the door to help me out I get out, put the cane over my shoulder and start walking up to the house as if the entire thing never happened.

She got a kick out of it anyway, although maybe abit miffed over worrying over nothing. No harm done though.

[BOC]

ah, april fools day!

today i put fake dog poo in my little sisters room as the cat sleeping silently on her bed. Poor thing got accused of shitting on her biology assignment

and she has one of those fucked up scary dolls that look like a little kid that stands in the corner and cries (i lovingly nick-named it chuckie, and i'll admit, she managed to scae the b'jesus out me with it a few times) and put it in my big brothers closet so when he opened it up it feel out and scared the crap outa him.

i HAD intended on not pulling any jokes this year, but they declared war by waking me up at 9am (and im off uni dammit!!) and telling me that a few of my friends had just turned up. and i was too damn sleepy to think it was a joke (should have known, my buddies know the rule: call for the beast before 11.30 and you will be eaten). So when i got down it was just my mom and evil siblings pointing at me and laughing. Bastards.

The BEST joke ive ever pulled though? hmmm i managed to get 2 of my friends to eat ingest laxitives on 3 or 4 occaisions between them. One of them missed a day of school because he was afraid to leave the house for fear of shitting himself

oh or planting a box of condoms on a friend when he was on his first date with a girl, then i strided by and happened to point them out . "my word! You over-zealous bastard! You hardly know her!" - though once i told her that was a joke i did get a swift knee to the groin. ouch.

Maybe not the best, but one of my more recent - in the run up to valentines day, me and a friend masterminded a plan where he'd act very flirty and camp towards one of the guys, while i told the poor victim that he was the object of affection for our 'confused' buddy. Reached its pinical on valentines day with us sneaking in his window in the student halls and leaving a rose and a box of milk tray (all because the lady loves). And while the victim was flattered (Read: scared), he was uninterested. But rather pissed off when it turned out we'd just been fucking with him.

PEACE!!!

[dude3282]

Yesterday was a great day. I almost convinced one of my close friends that I was gay. I lost it when he said "If this is an april fool's joke, I'm gonna kick your ***". Said kicking never actually happened, luckily for me.

But the best part was what I did to my AP US History teacher. I have her class during first block, so she's usually sipping on some coffee, recently decaf as she's trying to cut back. That woman used to drink a lot of coffee, I'm glad she's toning it down a bit. Anyways, in the past we've picked on her in numerous ways. One of our conversations in first semester went something like this:

"Ms. Rank, do you like almonds?"
"Umm, yeah. Why?"
"How about almond-flavored things?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Just checking, because cyanide tastes like almonds."
"Shut up."
*laughter from class*
"You're evil, you know that?"

Anyways, me and my accomplice planned something the night before. He brought a bottle of almond extract and while Ms. Rank had hall duty, we stole her coffee mug and I put some in there. But a few drops seemed a little insufficient. I wanted her to taste it, and be sure of what she tasted. So I went a little bit overboard and dumped a whole bunch of almond extract in there. She walked in a few minutes later and took a sip. After a second, more cautious sip, she said "There's something in my coffee?" I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face, so I left class to go get some water and talk with friends.

I came back in and I didn't hear a thing about it for a while. Then, when we were about to take our test, she took a sip, then ran out of the room coughing. Then she peeked her head back in and said, "I think I'm allergic to almonds!" Everyone in the room looked at me and said something about me poisoning our teacher, but I knew she was just playing games with me. As per our conversation four months ago, she liked almonds. I stayed cool, or tried to at least. So then she walks back in and says "Keep out of my coffee, punk!" She still had the taste in her mouth fourty minutes later. She told me later than when she went to dump it out in that it had all congealed on the bottom. It was brilliant.