Hey, how you doing?
What? What happened to you?
Hey that's not a good thing but good things may come because of it.
Well I understand but, you never know what a good day is until you have a bad day, right?
What? No, no.
I'm not saying you should accept bad things as if you deserve them. Just continue on in spite of bad things.
Learn from your mistakes. Nobody is perfect.
Oh, you put your hand in a toaster? My goodness.
The poor toaster. Now it might be time to clean 'em up.
You know what to do!
*hears sound of toaster being dropped into a sink*
~sizzle~pop~busy tone
"Please hang up and redail to place a phone call."
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Read all the way here so far? You get a prize. one o these