You're lucky, what the hell is a routine? I never have the same morning, ever. Here's a fun one from Thursday:
Falls out of bed after 4 hours of sleep, changes into work clothes, brushes teeth, pops in contacts, a #1, some Right Guard swipes, run downstairs, grab a peanut butter bar, forget wallet upstairs-go and get it, run to bus stop eating the bar, miss the bus by 2 minutes and bad timing of stoplights, walk 3 miles/30 minutes to next bus stop rather than sit for 1 hour to wait at the same one, jump on the bus, end up only 15 minutes late for work instead of an hour.
If you read all that, I hate you in advance.