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Uncle_bob
Mar 27, 2007, 03:03 AM
I get up and go to the kitchen to make a milkshake. So, I get the main ingredient which happens to be ICE CREAM. Uncle opens the tub and ice cream, and... what's this? MY ICE CREAM HAS BEEN MELTED AND RE-FROZEN.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/UncleBob/melted.jpg

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LEAVE A TUB OF ICE CREAM OUT LIKE THAT? The other people living here just sit around inside and do e-bay and watch tv all god damned day. So there certainly weren't any emergencies that would excuse this. And for fuck's sake, why would you put it back in the freezer after it has thawed? IT'S NOT GOOD ANYMORE. IT'S A FROZEN BLOCK OF VANILLA SCENTED ICE. AT LEAST THROW IT OUT SO I'LL JUST ASSUME YOU FINISHED IT OFF. BUT NO, YOU PUT IT BACK IN THE FREEZER ONLY TO INFURIATE ME TO THE POINT OF WANTING TO HURT YOU PHYSICALLY.

Families piss me off.

Retehi
Mar 27, 2007, 03:10 AM
That always disgusted me, I feel ya.

Blitzkommando
Mar 27, 2007, 04:48 AM
I'm not sure which is worse in the end. That the ice cream was allowed to melt or that it was wasted. Wasting ice cream of all things shouldn't be tollerated.

Tengoku
Mar 27, 2007, 02:24 PM
A damn shame, really.

Banish
Mar 27, 2007, 07:30 PM
What a waste of food--A shame to all Ice Cream Factories!!!

Waste is a major problem, it makes me sad.

Daikarin
Mar 28, 2007, 05:48 AM
http://blogs.setonhill.edu/BrianMcCollum/icecreamcones.jpg

Chill, Uncle. Wanted to get some of that steam off.

Uncle_bob
Mar 28, 2007, 06:00 AM
I don't think I want ice cream now. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

omegapirate2k
Mar 28, 2007, 08:18 AM
Melted and refrozen ice cream is an affront to humanity.

Schubalts
Mar 28, 2007, 11:42 PM
On 2007-03-28 03:48, Daikarin wrote:
http://blogs.setonhill.edu/BrianMcCollum/icecreamcones.jpg

Chill, Uncle. Wanted to get some of that steam off.



Damn you. Damn you to hell! I CAN NEVER EAT ICE CREAM AGAIN! EVER!

Pudding pops are OK, though.

Aisha_Clan-Clan
Mar 29, 2007, 01:36 AM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y66/Aisha_Clan_Clan_Prower/Message%20Board%20pics/HowIcemakersReallyWork.gif

MaximusLight
Mar 29, 2007, 02:42 AM
Ya for living on your own!

Daikarin
Mar 29, 2007, 11:53 AM
On 2007-03-28 21:42, Schubalts wrote:

Pudding pops are OK, though.



You don't want a picture of that one. Honest.

navci
Mar 30, 2007, 02:08 PM
That is just blasphemous. You don't do that to ice cream. D: eat101 students are crying everywhere for this.

Schubalts
Mar 30, 2007, 02:35 PM
On 2007-03-29 09:53, Daikarin wrote:

On 2007-03-28 21:42, Schubalts wrote:

Pudding pops are OK, though.



You don't want a picture of that one. Honest.




Stop trying to ruin my delicious frozen treats! T___T http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

HUnewearl_Meira
Mar 30, 2007, 02:46 PM
I love the simplicity and relative triviality of your rants, Umkle. Go give your roommates hell.

Sinue_v2
Mar 30, 2007, 05:36 PM
For some reason I get the mental image of a fat kid out there, somewhere, looking out over your re-frozen icecream and shedding a single tear - like that Native American in that old 70's anti-littering commercial.

Then I get the mental image of that one 80's Samsonite commercial with the Gorilla thrashing a suitcase, with you being the Gorilla and your roommates being the suitcase.

Uncle_bob
Mar 31, 2007, 12:09 AM
On 2007-03-30 12:46, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
I love the simplicity and relative triviality of your rants, Umkle. Go give your roommates hell.



Ah, that's how rants should be. ;o

Skuda
Mar 31, 2007, 02:05 AM
Refrozen anything is the suck.

Power outages during heat waves are even more of the suck. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

MaximusLight
Mar 31, 2007, 02:09 AM
I work at an ice-cream shop if you are in the area (haha) I'd give you another one (but only one)

Eihwaz
Mar 31, 2007, 12:38 PM
Urgh, I hate it when people do that as well.

If you're still feeling bad, though, just go to your friendly local gelato store, and get some. Gelato is awesome. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

opaopajr
Apr 2, 2007, 04:35 AM
you should offer to make them sundaes! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

act magnanimous and generous, as if sharing your bounty was in the forefront of your mind. don't take no for an answer, insist they partake in the deliciousness of your ice cream. as they squirm trying to get away from eating it, let it become a conversation starter.

"what? you don't like my ice cream's creamy goodness? how come? please, i insist you celebrate with me in enjoying this delicious treat! no, please, you simply must try the sundae first and tell me how it tastes..."

concussionman
Apr 3, 2007, 02:49 PM
Thats very wrong on many levels.

Better to just show them how the freezer works by putting all of their stuff in it. Try to eat icicle ketchup suckers.