AC9breaker
Apr 6, 2007, 08:06 AM
Sup doodz. As of lately I've been pretty stressed out, working in the fast food industry, college, bills. Its all pretty heavy stuff. So I figure I'll get a girl so i can relieve some of that stress. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
So like I love asian chicks and I'm playing JP-PSU at the moment. Today, an idea hit me like While E. Coyote hitting the edge of a cannons precipice as he does so often in Road Runner cartoons. That idea being, I should pick up chicks on PSU! Brilliant if I do say so myself. But before I do I needed to do some planning. First, I had to do something about My room. It was still pretty plain, no chick would get undressed in such a lame room. So I quickly headed to the variety shop to Hook up my crib.
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0001.jpg
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0002.jpg
Yeah Boy! But wait, I have no furniture. If I bring any chicks over and they see no furniture they're gonna think I'm like that dood from American Psycho. So I quickly head back to the Variety Shop to pick up some things.
Since all the bitches love plants and sissy stuff like that I thought I'd get some plants. This should totally seal the deal in the obtainage of pootang.
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0003.jpg
While I was there I saw this totally cool Lamp, only 100 Meseta, can you believe it!? What a steal for such an awesome lamp.
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0004.jpg
What!?
Anyway. With my crib offically pimp (take that MTV Cribs and Xzibit) I headed to an obvious hunting ground to find some hot chicks.
The beach!
There where so many hot chicks there that as soon as i got there, I had to sit down for fear of people thinking I was a professional pole vaulter. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif
Anyway, after scouting the hunting groud I quickly found my prey. I figured I'd go in, act non-chalant, make some light conversation, and bring her back to my place where it would be "1up!" time... so to speak.
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0005.jpg
She didn't seem to notice me as I made my way to he log and sat down beside her. I was doing good so far, now time for the next part of the plan. ACT NONCHALANT!
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0006.jpg
Perfect everything seem to be going according to plan. Thats why my motto is, "noboday plans to fail, they fail to plan!" My plan was going along smoothly, now time to close the deal.
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0007.jpg
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0008.jpg
I guess she saw through my ruse, for after that she immedietly got up and walked away. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif Failed, ah but thats okay. We fall down so we learn how to get back up again! I decided I would find new prey and switch up my gameplan. rather then going for the casual conversation appraoch, I decided to go for the mack daddy smooth approach. So I set out to find my next target.
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0009.jpg
Target sighted: Commencing hostilities.
I quickly moved in and asked a disarming question so as to leave her open for my pick-up line.
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0010.jpg
Becuase chicks have nothing better to do then talk about themselves I knew this was the perfect question. So while she was busy getting ready to reply I quickly set off my attack.
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0011.jpg
Yes! Connection. My right hook had connected! Now time to close the deal with my left uppercut!
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0012.jpg
Success, I was surely to score this time. Victory was finally mine. However, I seem to have the dumbest luck in the world. For before she was able to respond, my connection timed out and I was disconnected. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif When I got back she was gone and no where to be seen. With no other plans left I decided to call it a day and head back to my room.
While I was heading back to my room I ran into the
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SznJtYUginM
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0014.jpg
I thought I'd see what he was up to.
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0015.jpg
He seemed to be too lost in thought to respond or even give me an autograph. So I went back to my room and called it a day. I'm sure tomorrow will prove to be a much better day.
So like I love asian chicks and I'm playing JP-PSU at the moment. Today, an idea hit me like While E. Coyote hitting the edge of a cannons precipice as he does so often in Road Runner cartoons. That idea being, I should pick up chicks on PSU! Brilliant if I do say so myself. But before I do I needed to do some planning. First, I had to do something about My room. It was still pretty plain, no chick would get undressed in such a lame room. So I quickly headed to the variety shop to Hook up my crib.
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0001.jpg
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0002.jpg
Yeah Boy! But wait, I have no furniture. If I bring any chicks over and they see no furniture they're gonna think I'm like that dood from American Psycho. So I quickly head back to the Variety Shop to pick up some things.
Since all the bitches love plants and sissy stuff like that I thought I'd get some plants. This should totally seal the deal in the obtainage of pootang.
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0003.jpg
While I was there I saw this totally cool Lamp, only 100 Meseta, can you believe it!? What a steal for such an awesome lamp.
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0004.jpg
What!?
Anyway. With my crib offically pimp (take that MTV Cribs and Xzibit) I headed to an obvious hunting ground to find some hot chicks.
The beach!
There where so many hot chicks there that as soon as i got there, I had to sit down for fear of people thinking I was a professional pole vaulter. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif
Anyway, after scouting the hunting groud I quickly found my prey. I figured I'd go in, act non-chalant, make some light conversation, and bring her back to my place where it would be "1up!" time... so to speak.
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0005.jpg
She didn't seem to notice me as I made my way to he log and sat down beside her. I was doing good so far, now time for the next part of the plan. ACT NONCHALANT!
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0006.jpg
Perfect everything seem to be going according to plan. Thats why my motto is, "noboday plans to fail, they fail to plan!" My plan was going along smoothly, now time to close the deal.
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0007.jpg
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0008.jpg
I guess she saw through my ruse, for after that she immedietly got up and walked away. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif Failed, ah but thats okay. We fall down so we learn how to get back up again! I decided I would find new prey and switch up my gameplan. rather then going for the casual conversation appraoch, I decided to go for the mack daddy smooth approach. So I set out to find my next target.
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0009.jpg
Target sighted: Commencing hostilities.
I quickly moved in and asked a disarming question so as to leave her open for my pick-up line.
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0010.jpg
Becuase chicks have nothing better to do then talk about themselves I knew this was the perfect question. So while she was busy getting ready to reply I quickly set off my attack.
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0011.jpg
Yes! Connection. My right hook had connected! Now time to close the deal with my left uppercut!
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0012.jpg
Success, I was surely to score this time. Victory was finally mine. However, I seem to have the dumbest luck in the world. For before she was able to respond, my connection timed out and I was disconnected. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif When I got back she was gone and no where to be seen. With no other plans left I decided to call it a day and head back to my room.
While I was heading back to my room I ran into the
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SznJtYUginM
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0014.jpg
I thought I'd see what he was up to.
http://www.apocalypse-tribe.com/ac9breaker/Videogames/PSU/jpbreak_0015.jpg
He seemed to be too lost in thought to respond or even give me an autograph. So I went back to my room and called it a day. I'm sure tomorrow will prove to be a much better day.