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Tiger
Dec 30, 2002, 10:37 PM
I must pronounce my love for you lolita. I await your destined reply...my sweet!
Eum
Dec 30, 2002, 10:43 PM
Aww. >D;;
Spy
Dec 30, 2002, 11:20 PM
I dont love men, so I must disagree with this post.
Kasera
Dec 30, 2002, 11:23 PM
Pass the KY
Spy
Dec 30, 2002, 11:29 PM
Kasera, don't make me put my underwear on backwards.
Kasera
Dec 30, 2002, 11:31 PM
Mmmm asphyxiation ^_^
Spy
Dec 30, 2002, 11:34 PM
Girls are teh poopy ._.
eRUPT
Dec 30, 2002, 11:52 PM
On 2002-10-29 01:11, Spy wrote:
I'll quit the personal stuff. I doubt you guys can though.
Spy
Dec 31, 2002, 12:01 AM
I dont like men. Men are pigs. I'm not going to swooon over some guy proposing his love to a women. If anything, it was not a personal attack against lolita.

How long did it take to dig that quote up anyways?
Eum
Dec 31, 2002, 12:08 AM
On 2002-12-30 21:01, Spy wrote:
swooon over some guy proposing his love to a women.

If you were referring to me, I thought my sarcasm was pretty obvious. >.>;
Spy
Dec 31, 2002, 12:13 AM
On 2002-12-30 21:08, Vocal wrote:

If you were referring to me, I thought my sarcasm was pretty obvious. >.>;


Dang. My Sarcasmeter must not be working.

*bangs it against some sap's head*

Ah well, anyways, it was more directed towards the thread's author.
LollipopLolita
Dec 31, 2002, 02:25 AM
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_bunny.gif
haterade
Dec 31, 2002, 04:18 AM
KY Jelly is a gift from the gods.
Sedric
Dec 31, 2002, 04:29 AM
On 2002-12-30 19:37, Tiger wrote:
I must pronounce my love for you lolita. I await your destined reply...my sweet!



So you REALLY like her that much??? Hmm....

http://www.spam.com/assets/hp/spam_cartoon.gif
Well, don't forget to take her out for a date on the SPAM-mobile!!
Ness
Dec 31, 2002, 01:04 PM
On 2002-12-30 21:13, Spy wrote:


On 2002-12-30 21:08, Vocal wrote:

If you were referring to me, I thought my sarcasm was pretty obvious. >.>;


Dang. My Sarcasmeter must not be working.

*bangs it against some sap's head*

Ah well, anyways, it was more directed towards the thread's author.



Owww, that hurt!!

I think Lolita is a guy posing as a girl because no girl woul name herself after child pornography.
Vantamiath
Dec 31, 2002, 01:22 PM
On 2002-12-31 10:04, Ness wrote:

I think Lolita is a guy posing as a girl because no girl woul name herself after child pornography.


GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif
eRUPT
Dec 31, 2002, 02:03 PM
On 2002-12-31 10:04, Ness wrote:

I think Lolita is a guy posing as a girl because no girl woul name herself after child pornography.



Not so high on the education level are we little one? Lolita was a old love story novel. Only little kids that browse todays porn all day see it only as a pornographic entity.
IceBlink
Dec 31, 2002, 02:15 PM
But we all know that the only love Lolita has is for her pet dogs! ^_^

So, um, Tiger... better get on your knees and put on a leash? XD

*runs away*
Tiger
Dec 31, 2002, 02:17 PM
*rubs up against lolita's leg* purrrr
pixelate
Dec 31, 2002, 02:33 PM
Lolita is a big, fat, gay, white guy.
IceBlink
Dec 31, 2002, 02:35 PM
... who would like some hot man-to-man lubbins?

o_O
Kid_Icarus
Dec 31, 2002, 02:39 PM
On 2002-12-31 11:35, IceBlink wrote:
... who would like some hot man-to-man lubbins?

o_O



o_o Not from you Icey.
Scary.
LamerPanda
Dec 31, 2002, 02:43 PM
Hm, it's sad seeing online relationships, seeing as the people involved rarely get to meet each other and often could be lying.

Personally, it scares me when people try to flirt with me on message boards because about 99% of the time I assume they're a pedophile, but can't think of a nice way to say "Leave me alone, you desperate freak".

Eeh, oh, well. I plan to die bitter and alone.
IceBlink
Dec 31, 2002, 02:44 PM
On 2002-12-31 11:39, Kid_Icarus wrote:


On 2002-12-31 11:35, IceBlink wrote:
... who would like some hot man-to-man lubbins?

o_O



o_o Not from you Icey.
Scary.


Of course not from me! My sentence was a follow-up from Pixel's! o_O
pixelate
Dec 31, 2002, 03:01 PM
On 2002-12-31 11:44, IceBlink wrote:
Of course not from me! My sentence was a follow-up from Pixel's! o_O



"If you ever go bi, go Pixel!"
ABDUR101
Dec 31, 2002, 05:27 PM
...I have come for your man-lubbins. I demand to be paid in full, and be quick about it.

And now we all know Ness' dirty secret XP

Vely bad man! Vely bad! =O
Ness
Dec 31, 2002, 05:30 PM
On 2002-12-31 11:03, eRUPT wrote:


On 2002-12-31 10:04, Ness wrote:

I think Lolita is a guy posing as a girl because no girl woul name herself after child pornography.



Not so high on the education level are we little one? Lolita was a old love story novel. Only little kids that browse todays porn all day see it only as a pornographic entity.



Or maybe some of us only know about it's pornographic entity because we never heard about the novel.
Spy
Dec 31, 2002, 08:19 PM
...

Uh... yeah... may this be a sign of the new year to come...
LollipopLolita
Dec 31, 2002, 08:33 PM
lots of people commenting about this when all i posted was the bunny. guess people have lots to say, more than what i have to say.

and regarding lolita, if you think it's all about juvenile nymphettes, shakespeare's juliet was 12. maybe more people should know about Vladimir Nabokov and lolita, it's an important piece of literature

"This work is a literary masterpiece in the English language. Nabokov's prose and form is at the apex of the writer's craft. A reader who appreciates this work, appreciates linguistic form, allussion and metaphor.

Yet, unfortunately due to the content of the novel, it has drawn many readers who can not or will not see beyond the "surface" content and this content is so troubling to them that they can not even appreciate the linguistic form it is presented in."

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/heartcookie.gif for tiger
Ian D
Dec 31, 2002, 08:33 PM
On 2002-12-31 17:19, Spy wrote:
...

Uh... yeah... may this be a sign of the new year to come...



Doubtful.
Spy
Dec 31, 2002, 08:42 PM
On 2002-12-31 17:33, Ian D wrote:

Doubtful.



I pray you are correct.

And if people thought Lolita was a good read, lots of stuff from the French Decadent Revolution might be found enjoyable.
Kid_Icarus
Dec 31, 2002, 08:50 PM
One time I read Dune. It was long. n_n
Spy
Dec 31, 2002, 09:02 PM
Dune was fuckin' kick ass. Jihad anyone?
Tiger
Dec 31, 2002, 09:15 PM
omg lolita ty! WOOT
IceBlink
Jan 1, 2003, 06:08 AM
On 2002-12-31 12:01, pixelate wrote:
"If you ever go bi, go Pixel!"

"To be, or not to be. That is the question..."

o_O
Shrevn
Jan 1, 2003, 11:54 AM
Could it be "Is anyone else hungry?" cause i am....
Dabra
Jan 1, 2003, 01:31 PM
Boring.
Sedric
Jan 1, 2003, 01:35 PM
On 2003-01-01 10:31, Dabra wrote:
Boring.



I was thinking the same thing.
Ness
Jan 2, 2003, 03:49 PM
On 2003-01-01 03:08, IceBlink wrote:


On 2002-12-31 12:01, pixelate wrote:
"If you ever go bi, go Pixel!"

"To be, or not to be. That is the question..."

o_O



Shakespeare was bisexual. Did you know that he wrote a letter to a 20 year-old man comaring him to a summer fairy or something like that.
Ness
Jan 2, 2003, 03:53 PM
On 2002-12-31 17:33, LollipopLolita wrote:


"This work is a literary masterpiece in the English language. Nabokov's prose and form is at the apex of the writer's craft. A reader who appreciates this work, appreciates linguistic form, allussion and metaphor.




That is the most polite euphimism of child molestation I've ever seen.
X-thirteen
Jan 3, 2003, 10:20 PM
On 2002-12-31 12:01, pixelate wrote:
"If you ever go bi, go Pixel!"

but a pixel is so small!



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pixelate
Jan 3, 2003, 10:39 PM
On 2003-01-03 19:20, X-thirteen wrote:


On 2002-12-31 12:01, pixelate wrote:
"If you ever go bi, go Pixel!"

but a pixel is so small!


ooo BURN!
Saladwood
Jan 5, 2003, 01:27 AM
maneater!!
Dabra
Jan 5, 2003, 01:42 PM
On 2003-01-04 22:27, PSOSaladWood wrote:
maneater!!



Isn't that a Yu-ki-ho monster?
Meteor
Jan 5, 2003, 02:45 PM
I thought a Lolita (in porn terms) was a girl who looks really really young, but isn't, so it's like a way for paedophiles to get off while staying legal.
That, of course, is what a friend told me.







meteor = porn monkey


(edit) thought i better clarify this... I learn this shit from porn dictionaries, and funny stuff like that (Do you know what tea-bagging is? O_o ). I don't actually go on that stuff, obviously.

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ABDUR101
Jan 5, 2003, 03:02 PM
On 2003-01-05 11:45, Meteor wrote:
(edit) thought i better clarify this... I learn this shit from porn dictionaries, and funny stuff like that (Do you know what tea-bagging is? O_o ). I don't actually go on that stuff, obviously.


...that is such a weak defense. O_o

He learns it from me everyone! =x
Meteor
Jan 5, 2003, 03:07 PM
I tried, oh, how i tried. ._.
rena-ko
Jan 5, 2003, 03:15 PM
hm.. as far as i know a 'lolita' is - also according to the book that formed this term - an underage girl that uses her sexuality to appeal to men older than her (for various reasons - mostly for money or toying with said fools until it gets boring).
japanese equivalent is 'alice' by the way - coming from alice in wonderland whose author was obviously in love with the neighbors girl he dedicated the story to.

both are by the way rather sad and depressing stories...
but i neither had read the first, nor the second, because i havent read lord of the rings or the old testament yet, despite i wanted to do that for years now.. -_-;;
RellikTakahashi
Jan 5, 2003, 03:42 PM
So when are the two love birds gonna get engaged? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
ABDUR101
Jan 5, 2003, 03:43 PM
On 2003-01-05 12:42, RellikTakahashi wrote:
So when are the two love birds gonna get engaged? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif


A cold day in Hell.
RellikTakahashi
Jan 5, 2003, 03:50 PM
hahah so I am guessing that will be soon seeing how your comment was Icy cold. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif or it might take sometime. depending if he has the GUTS to ask. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
Tiger
Jan 5, 2003, 06:36 PM
i declare my undying love for the great lolita and then it turns into a fight over her name. Such mutany of this undying love is petifull in its worthness...i have no idea what i just said but i tried to make it sound poetic............
LieutenantDwAnGStick
Jan 5, 2003, 06:51 PM
i also have to confess....
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im hung like a chicken.

...yes i know chickens arent hung..
Blenjar
Jan 5, 2003, 09:35 PM
On 2003-01-05 12:15, rena-ko wrote:
hm.. as far as i know a 'lolita' is - also according to the book that formed this term - an underage girl that uses her sexuality to appeal to men older than her (for various reasons - mostly for money or toying with said fools until it gets boring).
japanese equivalent is 'alice' by the way - coming from alice in wonderland whose author was obviously in love with the neighbors girl he dedicated the story to.

both are by the way rather sad and depressing stories...
but i neither had read the first, nor the second, because i havent read lord of the rings or the old testament yet, despite i wanted to do that for years now.. -_-;;


I didn't get a thing here....could you formulated in a simple sentence?
-Hope this is the right way to say it.

I didn't see the load of the rings I&II YET but I saw the old testament....

-Edit- *Correction* Lord Of The Rings



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LollipopLolita
Jan 6, 2003, 12:41 AM
On 2003-01-05 15:36, Tiger wrote:
i declare my undying love for the great lolita and then it turns into a fight over her name.

exactly what i was thinking
Sedric
Jan 6, 2003, 01:27 AM
On 2003-01-05 15:36, Tiger wrote:
my undying love for the great lolita



ROFLMAO!!!111

Are you serious about this? Have you met Lolita in real life? Have you known Lolita for long time????

If so, then, well, good luck....

But if not, then click here (http://151.200.3.8/~vze29k6v/you.html).



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googles
Jan 6, 2003, 02:29 AM
i love all the mods here... cmon everyone.. group orgy! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
rena-ko
Jan 6, 2003, 01:54 PM
On 2003-01-05 18:35, Blenjar wrote:
I didn't get a thing here....could you formulated in a simple sentence?
-Hope this is the right way to say it.

I didn't see the load of the rings I&II YET but I saw the old testament....

-Edit- *Correction* Lord Of The Rings


and i thought i used quite simple grammer already... hm... well ok, the last part could be a bit confuse, i admit.
i wanted to say:
i have not read any of these four books (lolita, alice in wonderland, lord of the rings, old testament) despite i planned this for years... but then pso got into my life...
there... better?

i havent said a thing about the movies, tho...


@tiger
you know that online-relationships are mostly filled with hot air / assumptions / fantasies? maybe thats why nobody is taking this as serious as you thought it should be taken...
but then again: good luck ^_^;;


edit: typo... grammer... etc...

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Ness
Jan 6, 2003, 04:32 PM
Lolita is a man Tiger. That's why she has the name she does.

@Meteor
I never heard lolita used in those terms, but I gues it's possible. All I know is that lolita is short for child porn.
CADILLAC
Jan 7, 2003, 07:19 PM
DIG THIS, ILL GET YOU SOME PUSSY- I'M FREESTYLE PIMP, LET ME WORK MY MAGIC AND GET IN A COUPLE HOES HEADS, AND NO ONE WILL EVER WORRY BOUT YOU ONLINE CRACKING ON GROWN ASS MEN AGAIN TIGER http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
Blenjar
Jan 7, 2003, 07:40 PM
On 2003-01-07 16:19, CADILLAC wrote:
DIG THIS, ILL GET YOU SOME PUSSY- I'M FREESTYLE PIMP, LET ME WORK MY MAGIC AND GET IN A COUPLE HOES HEADS, AND NO ONE WILL EVER WORRY BOUT YOU ONLINE CRACKING ON GROWN ASS MEN AGAIN TIGER http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif


BAHA
DeathCheese87
Jan 7, 2003, 08:10 PM
how moronic can this get?
pixelate
Jan 7, 2003, 08:33 PM
On 2003-01-07 17:10, DeathCheese87 wrote:
how moronic can this get?



Dunno.