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Alielle
Jan 6, 2003, 03:28 PM
The question burns in my mind!

Spy
Jan 6, 2003, 03:32 PM
All the time, cuz I'm a disgusting man with a penis.

I don't know how anyone could mistake me for a female.

SnAPPUrU-nyan-ko
Jan 6, 2003, 03:38 PM
Yep, no sense wasting all the water in the toilet just to flush a bit of piss. Meow meow. Litterboxes are too filthy for me.

Phobos-X
Jan 6, 2003, 03:46 PM
lol, who DOESNT piss in the shower, the sound of runnin water, plus being in the water just makes you naturally wanna spring a leak!

Ness
Jan 6, 2003, 04:24 PM
Do you pee in the shower, Ailelle?

I never tired. I'll have to do that sometime.

neko-chan
Jan 6, 2003, 04:30 PM
Uhm... I used to do that, but now no more. I urinate pretty much everywhere O_o but not there.



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IceBlink
Jan 6, 2003, 04:34 PM
I have a supreme iron will over the control of my bladder.

*can go for over two days without the toilet, OMG*

ChronoTrigga_Lost
Jan 6, 2003, 04:50 PM
I just peed in my pants. Does that count?

Ness
Jan 6, 2003, 05:00 PM
I like to pee in people's faces.

DeathCheese87
Jan 6, 2003, 05:10 PM
no you dont ness, youre just saying that.

and if i have to go, i do.

Phobos-X
Jan 6, 2003, 05:16 PM
lmao, how many of you piss in public pools???

Ness
Jan 6, 2003, 05:19 PM
On 2003-01-06 14:16, Phobos-X wrote:
lmao, how many of you piss in public pools???



Someone's been playing BMX XXX. Unless you mean while you're swimming. I like to pee in private pools.

Foggy_Pete
Jan 6, 2003, 05:24 PM
have you ever tried peeing all over your back?
hours of fun

G-Assassin
Jan 6, 2003, 05:42 PM
OMFG i pee in the shower... this is just too weird. But I agree with Phobos-X. o_O OK I'm done on THAT subject.

Ness
Jan 6, 2003, 05:44 PM
On 2003-01-06 14:24, Foggy_Pete wrote:
have you ever tried peeing all over your back?
hours of fun



How do you pee on your back.

IceBlink
Jan 6, 2003, 06:00 PM
On 2003-01-06 14:16, Phobos-X wrote:
lmao, how many of you piss in public pools???


Back when I was eight, just after we finished our school weekly swimming lesson, my friend confessed that she peed in the pool.

I never visited that pool again outside of school lessons again. O_O

Ness
Jan 6, 2003, 06:13 PM
On 2003-01-06 15:00, IceBlink wrote:


On 2003-01-06 14:16, Phobos-X wrote:
lmao, how many of you piss in public pools???


Back when I was eight, just after we finished our school weekly swimming lesson, my friend confessed that she peed in the pool.

I never visited that pool again outside of school lessons again. O_O



Poor you. You don't know what you're missing.

IceBlink
Jan 6, 2003, 06:23 PM
I'm missing wading around in a big container of diluted piss.

Hmmm.

Please tell me what I'm missing again? o_O

pixelate
Jan 6, 2003, 06:26 PM
I wonder who's brave enough to test their plumbing by sailing a #2 down river.

Rotis
Jan 6, 2003, 06:58 PM
I've never peed in the shower before, but I have a feeling that I'll be taking a few leaks in the shower stall itself once I start trying to learn to pee standing. Better to piss all over the shower than the toilet and surrounding areas.

...Y'know, SnAP's comment struck me... my morning routine includes peeing, flushing the toilet, waiting for the toilet to stop running (since otherwise the shower would be icewater), then turning the shower on.
Duh. I bet that would all be a lot easier.. hmm....



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DirewolfX
Jan 6, 2003, 08:07 PM
Haven't done that in years.

Most interesting pee story I have is a bunch of my piss drunk friends peed all over the door handles to someone's car. I kept walking and pretended I didn't know them.

Ness
Jan 6, 2003, 09:30 PM
On 2003-01-06 15:23, IceBlink wrote:
I'm missing wading around in a big container of diluted piss.

Hmmm.

Please tell me what I'm missing again? o_O



Oh come on! There is more to swimming pools then that. You can go underwater and sneak up on people. YOu can also Swim and I think that's fun.

Neo-Zenji
Jan 6, 2003, 09:35 PM
Until you relise you just swam in a ton of piss.

Well if your really lazy then you will piss in the shower most people piss in the sink because they think flushing the toilet is alot of work to do.

Vantamiath
Jan 6, 2003, 09:36 PM
I do. Before we continue...how many girls in here confess to this? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif

RagMasterRappy
Jan 6, 2003, 10:02 PM
On 2003-01-06 12:28, Alielle wrote:
The question burns in my mind!


Thank you internet!

IceBlink
Jan 6, 2003, 10:13 PM
On 2003-01-06 18:30, Ness wrote:
Oh come on! There is more to swimming pools then that. You can go underwater and sneak up on people. YOu can also Swim and I think that's fun.

I get enough swimming exercise from the sea, thanks. Though it's more polluted, my chances of feeling less 'ewwww' is more higher. o_O

G-Assassin
Jan 6, 2003, 10:20 PM
Yeah I think I'd like an ool, without any P...

Siegfried
Jan 6, 2003, 11:08 PM
It's pretty much based on my situation.

Morning: Hop in the shower, piss in there.
Day (School): Usually don't go.
Day (Home): Sometimes in the sink if I'm too lazy to walk a few more steps (I wash the sink afterwards!)
Night: Drop a deuce.

:unknown smiley:

Alielle
Jan 6, 2003, 11:42 PM
On 2003-01-06 13:34, IceBlink wrote:
I have a supreme iron will over the control of my bladder.

*can go for over two days without the toilet, OMG*



That's actually really bad for you. I had a friend in middle school who held it in too long, too often, and she got a bladder infection. Ow. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

I have no problems with letting loose in the shower. (Like SnAP said, saves water!) Pee is sterile when it leaves the body, so no worries about germs, either.

eRUPT
Jan 6, 2003, 11:50 PM
Holding in your bladder leads to impotency actually.

ABDUR101
Jan 6, 2003, 11:53 PM
On 2003-01-06 20:50, eRUPT wrote:
Holding in your bladder leads to impotency actually.


Teh cry!

Iceblink, start peeing yourself to regain lost potency!

...or something. o_O

BlaizeBABY
Jan 7, 2003, 12:16 AM
i have a problem with my colon, and i usually have diarrhea like 4 times a day, unless i manage to find immodium AD. its my savior. its no fun sitting in school, minding ur own business, and then tellin the teacher theres a code red and u have to make a mad dash to the bathroom, before all of that shit just pours out from around ur boxers. its quite comfortable, actually, to sit down and feel moist boxers

Spy
Jan 7, 2003, 12:47 AM
Urine helps prevent the spread of athlete's foot. People with that problem obviously do not piss in the shower.

TedEdFred
Jan 7, 2003, 04:03 AM
Once or twice.
I'm a wasteful, greedy, ugly, American asshole.

I piss toilet, flush, then shower for like 30-45 minutes.

Abaddon
Jan 7, 2003, 06:28 AM
I can't say i havent

Meteor
Jan 7, 2003, 12:04 PM
Why has nobody said,
"OMFG that's so disgusting!!!11"
yet?

I can't say anything, because we don't have a shower, we have a bath http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Rotis
Jan 7, 2003, 03:03 PM
On 2003-01-06 20:53, ABDUR101 wrote:
Teh cry!

Iceblink, start peeing yourself to regain lost potency!

...or something. o_O


Considering that SnAPPLE is IceBlink's spouse.... do you really want him to regain potency? ;x

edit: bracket dyslexia!

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BoUnCeR
Jan 7, 2003, 03:14 PM
well... practice http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif everybody pees on the shower, some just don't wanna confess http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Blenjar
Jan 7, 2003, 03:18 PM
Well to be honest I done it few time cuz I didn't want to leave.

Ness
Jan 7, 2003, 04:59 PM
On 2003-01-06 19:20, G-Assassin wrote:
Yeah I think I'd like an ool, without any P...



And don't for get there's no p swim.

IceBlink
Jan 7, 2003, 05:22 PM
On 2003-01-07 12:03, Rotis wrote:
Considering that SnAPPLE is IceBlink's spouse.... do you really want him to regain potency? ;x

Hey, just because I can hold it for that long, doesn't mean I do that all the time! : O

Meh, Snapple says she don't want children anyway. o_O

Lo_Nek
Jan 7, 2003, 10:26 PM
Its not my daily routine to piss in the shower, although if Im in the shower and the urge comes then I just let it flow, its not like Im gonna hop out the shower all wet to take a damn piss!

Spy
Jan 8, 2003, 03:51 AM
What really sucks is when you have to go #2 while you're in the shower. I hate it when that happens.

DirewolfX
Jan 8, 2003, 06:45 AM
What really sucks is when you have to go #2 while you're in the shower. I hate it when that happens.

What you need is a removable drain cover for your shower.

Abaddon
Jan 8, 2003, 09:24 AM
Or better yet, dig a hole.

Phobos-X
Jan 8, 2003, 10:11 AM
On 2003-01-06 15:58, Rotis wrote:
I've never peed in the shower before, but I have a feeling that I'll be taking a few leaks in the shower stall itself once I start trying to learn to pee standing. Better to piss all over the shower than the toilet and surrounding areas.



Assuming that you are a female (i dont know you) if you wanna pee standing up, check this (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=35745&forum=9) to learn the tricks of the trade

BlackRose
Jan 8, 2003, 10:57 AM
I'm a good shot, I can nail the john while I stand in the shower.

So... is that a yes or no?

Spy
Jan 8, 2003, 12:24 PM
On 2003-01-08 07:57, BlackRose wrote:
I'm a good shot, I can nail the john while I stand in the shower.

So... is that a yes or no?



I'd call that a yes, simply because there is no way in hell you can get the after-dribble into the toilet from that distance unless you have the "right" equipment or you are directly over it. I think this is a good stopping point.

Rotis
Jan 8, 2003, 03:33 PM
On 2003-01-08 07:11, Phobos-X wrote:
Assuming that you are a female (i dont know you) if you wanna pee standing up, check this (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=35745&forum=9) to learn the tricks of the trade


Duh, that's precisely what I'm referring to. Look at the thread; I posted in it. :P

ChronoTrigga_Lost
Jan 8, 2003, 03:46 PM
Ok ok ok, I know this has nothing to do with peeing in the shower...but where is the weirdest place you've ever pooped before?

I remember one time, my friends younger sister was swimming with us when we were like 16, and she's 14....get this, she poops in her hand and throws it towards us. I almost drowned.

Hmm...the weirest place I've pooped before.....when I was 4 I was in wal-mart with my mom, and she let me wander off from time to time just cause I kept bugging her. So like half way through the time i was there I had to crap, but sure enough I could not read or find my way to the bathroom. So I go in one of the dressing rooms with a pair of socks. Imagine from there on out.

Vantamiath
Jan 8, 2003, 04:12 PM
On 2003-01-08 12:46, ChronoTrigga wrote:
Ok ok ok, I know this has nothing to do with peeing in the shower...but where is the weirdest place you've ever pooped before?

I remember one time, my friends younger sister was swimming with us when we were like 16, and she's 14....get this, she poops in her hand and throws it towards us. I almost drowned.

Hmm...the weirest place I've pooped before.....when I was 4 I was in wal-mart with my mom, and she let me wander off from time to time just cause I kept bugging her. So like half way through the time i was there I had to crap, but sure enough I could not read or find my way to the bathroom. So I go in one of the dressing rooms with a pair of socks. Imagine from there on out.



I'm sure you've been waiting your entire life to spread the joy of this story.

LieutenantDwAnGStick
Jan 8, 2003, 04:34 PM
i do it while i wait for the water to get warm

Ness
Jan 8, 2003, 05:57 PM
On 2003-01-06 20:50, eRUPT wrote:
Holding in your bladder leads to impotency actually.



Actually it has the opposite effect on me. It suck because it's really hard to pee in that "state".

ChronoTrigga_Lost
Jan 8, 2003, 07:45 PM
I know how you feel Ness....morning wood sucks, especially when you have to pee.

Foggy_Pete
Jan 8, 2003, 08:46 PM
well this is off topic but while i was watching the first LOTR in a crouded movie theater someone in the back decided to let lose, and then, a tidle wave with bits of soggy popcorn and gobstobers washed over my feet ruining the whole movie



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Siegfried
Jan 8, 2003, 10:07 PM
That's worse than the pile of real shit sitting in the middle of the hall way at school. Someone let their dog in and it took a hot, steamy dump right in the middle of the hall. I never step there anymore.

:unknown disgusted smiley:

Phobos-X
Jan 9, 2003, 07:53 AM
On 2003-01-08 12:46, ChronoTrigga wrote:
Ok ok ok, I know this has nothing to do with peeing in the shower...but where is the weirdest place you've ever pooped before?

I remember one time, my friends younger sister was swimming with us when we were like 16, and she's 14....get this, she poops in her hand and throws it towards us. I almost drowned.


lmao, this reminds me of that scene from Caddyshack where someone throws a snickers bar in the pool and every hauls ass out the pool cuz the think its a terd

Advinus
Jan 9, 2003, 11:28 AM
It was a BabyRuth bar

pixelate
Jan 9, 2003, 03:25 PM
On 2003-01-08 12:46, ChronoTrigga wrote:
I remember one time, my friends younger sister was swimming with us when we were like 16, and she's 14....get this, she poops in her hand and throws it towards us. I almost drowned.



Guess were not completely evolved past monkeys yet.

Vantamiath
Jan 9, 2003, 06:19 PM
I didnt form from a fu*(##@! monkey.

EVILAdam
Jan 9, 2003, 08:43 PM
if ya gotta go ya gotta go......

LostHero
Jan 10, 2003, 04:26 PM
lmfao @ this thread...

I piss in the shower ritually, warm water and all - also long distance pissing at public facilities is always a fun past time.

Ian D
Jan 10, 2003, 04:48 PM
I piss anywhere and everywhere.

Vantamiath
Jan 11, 2003, 06:44 PM
Go with the flow. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif

Ness
Jan 11, 2003, 07:19 PM
On 2003-01-08 12:46, ChronoTrigga wrote:

I remember one time, my friends younger sister was swimming with us when we were like 16, and she's 14....get this, she poops in her hand and throws it towards us. I almost drowned.




Sick. It your friends sister retarded or something and if not is she hot?



know how you feel Ness....morning wood sucks, especially when you have to pee.

Who said anything about morning?