Superpowers in real life...?

[IceBlink]

No, this ain't a serious thread. It's more of a joke one.

Basically, take a photo (yourself, preferably), and... 'enhance' it.

Example!

http://ranko.anifics.com/eyes.jpg

Mwahahaha! O_O

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[DirewolfX]

Heh... when I was younger, my mom took a picture of my brother in a cape, then used a photography trick to make it appear as though he was flying over our house. It wasn't a great looking picture, but this was before the days of the modern PC (I used an Apple IIGS in those days).

And I don't need to enhance the photo, I just need to take a picture of my superpowers. Unfortunately, the government does not allow me to reveal any information about my superpowers, so I cannot post a photo. Sorry.

[BlaizeBABY]

this is what i look like in real life

http://msimg.com/nipimage/NS_badresume0106.jpg




i have the power to have a midlife crisis

[Bob_Vila]

My goat has the power to be in ssbm!!

[FunkyMcGunk]

If the nazis' had won there would be lots of super humans.

[BlaizeBABY]

lol. funky mcgunk. long time, no see man. we had some good, good times

[FunkyMcGunk]

Are you... the Blaize?

Oh yeah, super powers!!! FEEL MINE!!...yeah

[Spy]

Pictures of my "boyfriend" don't count, so hah!

[neko-chan]

I often turn myself into a random Dead or Alive character. Then I move to a public garden and I kick some 15 years old punk kid's arse really bad. After the carnage, I usually jump around for about 15 minutes and my tits bump with me. Yay!!! ^o^///

http://www.pierfiro.com/junk/x_x.jpg

[Blenjar]

Haha, very funny.
My powers.....I could be the dummest/smartest kid in the world.




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[Ness]

My enhanced brain allows me to perform task a normal human couldn't do. Like has telekinetic and telepathic powers.

But all kidding aside, I think I have a hint of pre-cognition. I predict things will happen and they will. It's sort of freaky.

[DirewolfX]

Ness: I have really powerful pre-cognitive powers. In fact, I predict that someone is going to mock you for your statements.

[CADILLAC]

IF I COULD HAVE ANY SUPER POWER IT WOULD HAVE TO BE TELEPORTATION. THAT WAY I SAVE MONEY ON GASOLINE, HELL I COULD ROB BANKS, KILL PEOPLE, GET OUT OF TIGHT JAMS AND TRAVEL. BUT THE BEST PART IS THE SEX!!1

[Took out the crude language.]

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[Balthor]

What the fuck?

^ Points to above post.

[Blenjar]

Read it again dog. If you don't get it, screw you.

[RavenTW]

On 2003-01-07 13:55, Ness wrote:
My enhanced brain allows me to perform task a normal human couldn't do. Like has telekinetic and telepathic powers.

But all kidding aside, I think I have a hint of pre-cognition. I predict things will happen and they will. It's sort of freaky.



Yeah, precognition is a real superpower. Sure.

Super-powers? Bah! I can just play City of Heroes when it comes out. But I do have good game-playing powers! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[DirewolfX]

Blenjar, does it hurt your brain being that stupid?