Bounties

[Randomness]

I've decided to start paying a bounty for anyone who captures, disables, and hauls in one of those new kitsune recruits wandering around.

They must be free of fleas, be completely tied up, and have been rendered incapable of using any abilities to escape or harm anyone.

A bonus if you can bring in the recruiter.

[Anduril]

I turn myself in. How much do I get?

[Tact]

Hm. Good luck with that. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif I'm sure they all fled upon hearing this.

[TalHex]

*sticks out tongue at randomness and disappears in a firy explosion scorching the lawn*

[Randomness]

On 2008-02-07 13:01, Anduril wrote:
I turn myself in. How much do I get?



*attaches leash, uses biding magics*

You get quite a bit, except that now you serve me, and so I take it all back.

[Anduril]

On 2008-02-07 13:16, Randomness wrote:

On 2008-02-07 13:01, Anduril wrote:
I turn myself in. How much do I get?



*attaches leash, uses biding magics*

You get quite a bit, except that now you serve me, and so I take it all back.

I see.... Well you can let me go, considering my application was rejected due to flat-footness. Good day sir.

[Randomness]

On 2008-02-07 13:17, Anduril wrote:

On 2008-02-07 13:16, Randomness wrote:

On 2008-02-07 13:01, Anduril wrote:
I turn myself in. How much do I get?



*attaches leash, uses biding magics*

You get quite a bit, except that now you serve me, and so I take it all back.

I see.... Well you can let me go, considering my application was rejected due to flat-footness. Good day sir.



Considering you signed in blood I really doubt there is such a thing as a rejected application. Besides, didnt you read the disclaimer about physical changes? Probably takes care of flat-footedness right there.

[Anduril]

On 2008-02-07 13:23, Randomness wrote:

On 2008-02-07 13:17, Anduril wrote:

On 2008-02-07 13:16, Randomness wrote:

On 2008-02-07 13:01, Anduril wrote:
I turn myself in. How much do I get?



*attaches leash, uses biding magics*

You get quite a bit, except that now you serve me, and so I take it all back.

I see.... Well you can let me go, considering my application was rejected due to flat-footness. Good day sir.



Considering you signed in blood I really doubt there is such a thing as a rejected application. Besides, didnt you read the disclaimer about physical changes? Probably takes care of flat-footedness right there.

Crap.... >_> <.< I'll give you 5 bucks to let me go....

[TalHex]

*appears behind anduril and cuts the ropes* hurry i distracted him at the recruitment site *disappears*

[Anduril]

Can do! *runs away in fear and shame*

[Out_Kast]

*appears*
What did I do?

[TalHex]

just be wary of randomness, if he tries any curses cast silence on him then run for it

[Randomness]

On 2008-02-07 13:34, TalonKitsune wrote:
just be wary of randomness, if he tries any curses cast silence on him then run for it



Lol, first one I use is cranial. No magic for you.

[TalHex]

and hang out in teams of two...

[Randomness]

On 2008-02-07 13:58, TalonKitsune wrote:
and hang out in teams of two...



Quick. Doublecast. Either ring a bell?

EDIT:Actually, in FFVI, it is possible to cast FIVE spells uninterupted.




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[Nitro Vordex]

>_>;

[TalHex]

On 2008-02-07 14:31, Randomness wrote:

On 2008-02-07 13:58, TalonKitsune wrote:
and hang out in teams of two...



Quick. Doublecast. Either ring a bell?

EDIT:Actually, in FFVI, it is possible to cast FIVE spells uninterupted.




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quick any kitsune under threat use double cast! remember randomness anything you can do so can we ^.^

[Randomness]

On 2008-02-07 15:29, TalonKitsune wrote:

On 2008-02-07 14:31, Randomness wrote:

On 2008-02-07 13:58, TalonKitsune wrote:
and hang out in teams of two...



Quick. Doublecast. Either ring a bell?

EDIT:Actually, in FFVI, it is possible to cast FIVE spells uninterupted.




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quick any kitsune under threat use double cast! remember randomness anything you can do so can we ^.^



Ah, but once I start the secret 5-spells-straight trick, its IMPOSSIBLE to interrupt it.

I'm trying to think of a good spell chain to use...

And no, I'm NOT telling you how to do it.

[Retniwreven]

I can confirm that it is possible and uninterruptable. The question is... who moves first? Gentlemen, I suggest you roll for initiative.

[AlexCraig]

25

[Randomness]

I get 72.

Which is also a convenient 39996 damage.

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-07 15:38, AlexCraig wrote:
25

Rocks fall, you all die.

[AlexCraig]

I'm going to make a tumble check to see if I can dodge them. If that fails, I am calling Dodge on the boulders.

[Randomness]

On 2008-02-07 15:42, Retniwreven wrote:

On 2008-02-07 15:38, AlexCraig wrote:
25

Rocks fall, you all die.



I'm pretty sure 39996 damage turns any and all rocks in the vicinity to sand.

[Randomness]

On 2008-02-07 15:43, AlexCraig wrote:
I'm going to make a tumble check to see if I can dodge them. If that fails, I am calling Dodge on the boulders.



Is that really necessary after my dice did all that damage to them?

[AlexCraig]

You didn't even roll your dice. And I doubt you can do that much damage on a few 12-siders, even with power ups.

[Solstis]

You people are weird.

[Randomness]

On 2008-02-07 15:47, AlexCraig wrote:
You didn't even roll your dice. And I doubt you can do that much damage on a few 12-siders, even with power ups.



My dice are weapons!

Fixed Dice, with Masters Scroll equipped for 4 attacks. Each throw is three dice, and the results determine the strength of the attack.

Anything totalling 15 or higher (5,5,5;5,5,6; yadda yadda) is going to be so strong it hits for the limit (9999). 4 hits of 9999=39996 damage.

(I'm playing by FFVI rules, here)

EDIT:Actually, if you'd like, I can use Quick, for two turns in a row, and deal 79992 damage.



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[AlexCraig]

But isn't all that stuff you just said cheating? I mean, it takes all the fun out of the game.

[Retniwreven]

I would like to point out that 'Rocks fall, you all die' is not an actual check against falling boulders, but a Gamemaster cop-out sentence such as stating 'You all drown' in the middle of a desert. It is neither logical nor possible to reason with, and results in the untimely demise of the players because the GM just feels like being cruel.

[AlexCraig]

Fine! I quit this game! I have played better campaigns!




http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Nitro Vordex]

On 2008-02-07 15:52, Retniwreven wrote:
I would like to point out that 'Rocks fall, you all die' is not an actual check against falling boulders, but a Gamemaster cop-out sentence such as stating 'You all drown' in the middle of a desert. It is neither logical nor possible to reason with, and results in the untimely demise of the players because the GM just feels like being cruel.


Wrong. I can reason that with three simple words.(and a slang)

Fresh Kills Landfill, yo.

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-07 15:59, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

On 2008-02-07 15:52, Retniwreven wrote:
I would like to point out that 'Rocks fall, you all die' is not an actual check against falling boulders, but a Gamemaster cop-out sentence such as stating 'You all drown' in the middle of a desert. It is neither logical nor possible to reason with, and results in the untimely demise of the players because the GM just feels like being cruel.


Wrong. I can reason that with three simple words.(and a slang)

Fresh Kills Landfill, yo.

Hence why I asked them to roll the dice. Such an act shows that they willingly wished to participate in my campaign. Thus doom. =D

They can, of course, quit, but then who will get the treasure?

[AlexCraig]

Me, because I am moving on to a better game.

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-07 16:02, AlexCraig wrote:
Me, because I am moving on to a better game.

I applaud you on your choice. I'm a terrible gamemaster.

[Randomness]

On 2008-02-07 16:01, Retniwreven wrote:

On 2008-02-07 15:59, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

On 2008-02-07 15:52, Retniwreven wrote:
I would like to point out that 'Rocks fall, you all die' is not an actual check against falling boulders, but a Gamemaster cop-out sentence such as stating 'You all drown' in the middle of a desert. It is neither logical nor possible to reason with, and results in the untimely demise of the players because the GM just feels like being cruel.


Wrong. I can reason that with three simple words.(and a slang)

Fresh Kills Landfill, yo.

Hence why I asked them to roll the dice. Such an act shows that they willingly wished to participate in my campaign. Thus doom. =D

They can, of course, quit, but then who will get the treasure?



Except that in FF, all such sequences are generally in cutscenes. With something fortuitous happening at the last minute.

To be honest, FF is a tad... easy.

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-07 16:05, Randomness wrote:

On 2008-02-07 16:01, Retniwreven wrote:

On 2008-02-07 15:59, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

On 2008-02-07 15:52, Retniwreven wrote:
I would like to point out that 'Rocks fall, you all die' is not an actual check against falling boulders, but a Gamemaster cop-out sentence such as stating 'You all drown' in the middle of a desert. It is neither logical nor possible to reason with, and results in the untimely demise of the players because the GM just feels like being cruel.


Wrong. I can reason that with three simple words.(and a slang)

Fresh Kills Landfill, yo.

Hence why I asked them to roll the dice. Such an act shows that they willingly wished to participate in my campaign. Thus doom. =D

They can, of course, quit, but then who will get the treasure?


Except that in FF, all such sequences are generally in cutscenes. With something fortuitous happening at the last minute.

To be honest, FF is a tad... easy.

FF Doesn't have gamemasters, or dice rolls for saves. It has them for attacks, but that doesn't count in this context. =3

D&D is a jerk. =/

[TalHex]

that and you use all the high level stuff at the start... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Retniwreven]

*Remembers sharking it so that dark winds dropped Illuminas and Economizers, and having a full party wearing cursed shields*

[Randomness]

On 2008-02-07 16:46, Retniwreven wrote:
*Remembers sharking it so that dark winds dropped Illuminas and Economizers, and having a full party wearing cursed shields*



In the GBA remake, I think you can actually get infinite Ragnaroks. Which means infinite Illuminas.

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-07 17:15, Randomness wrote:

On 2008-02-07 16:46, Retniwreven wrote:
*Remembers sharking it so that dark winds dropped Illuminas and Economizers, and having a full party wearing cursed shields*



In the GBA remake, I think you can actually get infinite Ragnaroks. Which means infinite Illuminas.

Lulz at Gem Box / Economizer wearing, Paladin Shield / Illumina wielding teams of utter doom.

Oh, and Shadow can throw the extra Illuminas at stuff.

[Randomness]

On 2008-02-07 17:43, Retniwreven wrote:

On 2008-02-07 17:15, Randomness wrote:

On 2008-02-07 16:46, Retniwreven wrote:
*Remembers sharking it so that dark winds dropped Illuminas and Economizers, and having a full party wearing cursed shields*



In the GBA remake, I think you can actually get infinite Ragnaroks. Which means infinite Illuminas.

Lulz at Gem Box / Economizer wearing, Paladin Shield / Illumina wielding teams of utter doom.

Oh, and Shadow can throw the extra Illuminas at stuff.



You forgot Soul of Thamasa.

Nevermind, only have played GBA version, forgot thats what Gem Box was renamed to.

Also, who needs relics when you can glitch Cyan into an infinite sequence of attacks?

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[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-07 17:56, Randomness wrote:

On 2008-02-07 17:43, Retniwreven wrote:

On 2008-02-07 17:15, Randomness wrote:

On 2008-02-07 16:46, Retniwreven wrote:
*Remembers sharking it so that dark winds dropped Illuminas and Economizers, and having a full party wearing cursed shields*



In the GBA remake, I think you can actually get infinite Ragnaroks. Which means infinite Illuminas.

Lulz at Gem Box / Economizer wearing, Paladin Shield / Illumina wielding teams of utter doom.

Oh, and Shadow can throw the extra Illuminas at stuff.



You forgot Soul of Thamasa.

Nevermind, only have played GBA version, forgot thats what Gem Box was renamed to.

Also, who needs relics when you can glitch Cyan into an infinite sequence of attacks?

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Cyan is fugly. He's not allowed in my party.

[Randomness]

On 2008-02-07 19:27, Retniwreven wrote:

On 2008-02-07 17:56, Randomness wrote:

On 2008-02-07 17:43, Retniwreven wrote:

On 2008-02-07 17:15, Randomness wrote:

On 2008-02-07 16:46, Retniwreven wrote:
*Remembers sharking it so that dark winds dropped Illuminas and Economizers, and having a full party wearing cursed shields*



In the GBA remake, I think you can actually get infinite Ragnaroks. Which means infinite Illuminas.

Lulz at Gem Box / Economizer wearing, Paladin Shield / Illumina wielding teams of utter doom.

Oh, and Shadow can throw the extra Illuminas at stuff.



You forgot Soul of Thamasa.

Nevermind, only have played GBA version, forgot thats what Gem Box was renamed to.

Also, who needs relics when you can glitch Cyan into an infinite sequence of attacks?

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Cyan is fugly. He's not allowed in my party.


I agree, lol.

He just happens to have an interesting little glitch.
[spoiler-box]If I recall correctly:
1-Kill him in the battle
2-Revive him
3-Prep confuse on him
4-Get Sky (The counterattack move) up first
5-Cast Imp on him, and watch him counterattack infinitely.
[/spoiler-box]

[Retniwreven]

It's not exactly hard to the point where you'd ever need to use the glitch, though.

[Alizarin]

On 2008-02-07 19:39, Retniwreven wrote:
It's not exactly hard to the point where you'd ever need to use the glitch, though.



Nope, in fact the sad part is that it's the only one of the series I've ever beaten. ;.;
Hell, it's even possible to beat with everyone at level 7 or some other absurdly low number.

In my case: Ultima-W Spam


On 2008-02-07 16:03, Retniwreven wrote:

On 2008-02-07 16:02, AlexCraig wrote:
Me, because I am moving on to a better game.

I applaud you on your choice. I'm a terrible gamemaster.



By the way, this explains a lot. A whole lot. I'm on to you now. *point*



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[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-07 23:14, Alizarin wrote:

On 2008-02-07 16:03, Retniwreven wrote:
I applaud you on your choice. I'm a terrible gamemaster.

By the way, this explains a lot. A whole lot. I'm on to you now. *point*
I keep special tricks handy just for you.
Mwa-ha-ha.

[Alizarin]

On 2008-02-08 09:41, Retniwreven wrote:

On 2008-02-07 23:14, Alizarin wrote:

On 2008-02-07 16:03, Retniwreven wrote:
I applaud you on your choice. I'm a terrible gamemaster.

By the way, this explains a lot. A whole lot. I'm on to you now. *point*
I keep special tricks handy just for you.
Mwa-ha-ha.



I should really stop announcing things to you. *fingersnap* Tch.

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-08 10:05, Alizarin wrote:

On 2008-02-08 09:41, Retniwreven wrote:

On 2008-02-07 23:14, Alizarin wrote:

On 2008-02-07 16:03, Retniwreven wrote:
I applaud you on your choice. I'm a terrible gamemaster.

By the way, this explains a lot. A whole lot. I'm on to you now. *point*
I keep special tricks handy just for you.
Mwa-ha-ha.

I should really stop announcing things to you. *fingersnap* Tch.
You should really stop getting yourself in situations where you're alone with me.
It's probably unhealthy. =3

[Alizarin]

On 2008-02-08 10:07, Retniwreven wrote:

You should really stop getting yourself in situations where you're alone with me.
It's probably unhealthy. =3



You know, that's kind of hard, since being a oh-so fragile little newie I'm kind of in need of a oh-so-very strong beastie for protection.

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-08 10:12, Alizarin wrote:

On 2008-02-08 10:07, Retniwreven wrote:
You should really stop getting yourself in situations where you're alone with me.
It's probably unhealthy. =3

You know, that's kind of hard, since being a oh-so fragile little newie I'm kind of in need of a oh-so-very strong beastie for protection.
*Flexes her Chibi-pecs*
And nothing says oh-so-very strong beastie like a maybe-five-foot gal with hair-antennae wielding a big stick with a pointy end.

[Alizarin]

On 2008-02-08 10:21, Retniwreven wrote:
*Flexes her Chibi-pecs*
And nothing says oh-so-very strong beastie like a maybe-five-foot gal with hair-antennae wielding a big stick with a pointy end.



Wow, I'm probably not fully awake yet because it took me 5 tries to read that properly.

Oh, and I might as well start referring to races that way from now on. Newie, Beastie, Castie and Humie.



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[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-08 10:24, Alizarin wrote:

On 2008-02-08 10:21, Retniwreven wrote:
*Flexes her Chibi-pecs*
And nothing says oh-so-very strong beastie like a maybe-five-foot gal with hair-antennae wielding a big stick with a pointy end.

Wow, I'm probably not fully awake yet because it took me 5 tries to read that properly.

Oh, and I might as well start referring to races that way from now on. Newie, Beastie, Castie and Humie.
I can't help but wonder what you actually read before the legitimate message, heh.

Course I always try to read the illegitimate messages first.

[Alizarin]

On 2008-02-08 10:41, Retniwreven wrote:

On 2008-02-08 10:24, Alizarin wrote:

On 2008-02-08 10:21, Retniwreven wrote:
*Flexes her Chibi-pecs*
And nothing says oh-so-very strong beastie like a maybe-five-foot gal with hair-antennae wielding a big stick with a pointy end.

Wow, I'm probably not fully awake yet because it took me 5 tries to read that properly.

Oh, and I might as well start referring to races that way from now on. Newie, Beastie, Castie and Humie.
I can't help but wonder what you actually read before the legitimate message, heh.

Course I always try to read the illegitimate messages first.



At first I got confused if you were referring to me because we're close to the same height and the mention of big stick made me think of rods. Then I read antenna and pointy end and then realized it was you, which was followed up by irrelevant mental imagery related to those two words. However, that also came with even more mental imagery that began to skew the entire message. The next few attempts were sorting all that out. Thought processes and reading comprehension can be mind-boggling.

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-08 10:52, Alizarin wrote:
At first I got confused if you were referring to me because we're close to the same height and the mention of big stick made me think of rods. Then I read antenna and pointy end and then realized it was you, which was followed up by irrelevant mental imagery related to those two words. However, that also came with even more mental imagery that began to skew the entire message. The next few attempts were sorting all that out. Thought processes and reading comprehension can be mind-boggling.
Just because Mirei wears form-fitting pants, that doesn't mean you should stare at her rear all day. Tisk tisk.

[Alizarin]

On 2008-02-08 11:01, Retniwreven wrote:
Just because Mirei wears form-fitting pants, that doesn't mean you should stare at her rear all day. Tisk tisk.



I'm too busy watching out for my own, thank you very much.

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-08 11:03, Alizarin wrote:

On 2008-02-08 11:01, Retniwreven wrote:
Just because Mirei wears form-fitting pants, that doesn't mean you should stare at her rear all day. Tisk tisk.

I'm too busy watching out for my own, thank you very much.
I'm perfectly capable of watching more than two things at once, so you really needn't trouble yourself to do so. >w>

[Alizarin]

On 2008-02-08 11:05, Retniwreven wrote:
I'm perfectly capable of watching more than two things at once, so you really needn't trouble yourself to do so. >w>



... you lost me.

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-08 11:07, Alizarin wrote:

On 2008-02-08 11:05, Retniwreven wrote:
I'm perfectly capable of watching more than two things at once, so you really needn't trouble yourself to do so. >w>

... you lost me.
I'm perfectly capable of watching myself, the monster, and you at the same time, if not more targets. Take what you will from the 'watching' part and note, in the case of each target, it differs. =P

[Alizarin]

On 2008-02-08 11:09, Retniwreven wrote:
I'm perfectly capable of watching myself, the monster, and you at the same time, if not more targets. Take what you will from the 'watching' part and note, in the case of each target, it differs. =P



I still wonder why the targeting reticle is always stationed in the same spot when targeting people. Does Sega have some sort of repressed feelings, or what?

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-08 11:16, Alizarin wrote:

On 2008-02-08 11:09, Retniwreven wrote:
I'm perfectly capable of watching myself, the monster, and you at the same time, if not more targets. Take what you will from the 'watching' part and note, in the case of each target, it differs. =P



I still wonder why the targeting reticle is always stationed in the same spot when targeting people. Does Sega have some sort of repressed feelings, or what?
Dunno about them, but it's sure where I target. Jabbing something there with a Mugunruk is a surefire way to make it leave you alone for a very long time.

[Alizarin]

On 2008-02-08 11:24, Retniwreven wrote:
Dunno about them, but it's sure where I target. Jabbing something there with a Mugunruk is a surefire way to make it leave you alone for a very long time.



I think the worse one is a claw with Shousen Totsuzan-ga.