Some Hard Truths about PSO

[BlackCanaryOfDeath]

ADMIT IT



Hard Truths

Your mag loves you. Your mag loves you unconditionally.

Evil Sharks are actually just Misguided Sharks.

Nobody uses beat time.

The Hunter's Guild does not enrich your life.

The weapon dealer gives better deals on items than the others, but not to you.

There is no one above Kireek in Black Paper, he is the last member.

Donoph Baz is DB.

DB is just as lame as his saber leads you to believe.

That flying ship on Pioneer 2 that looks like a Kabanda really isn't at all.

Bernie dies.

Monofluid and Trifluid taste like shit.

Red Ring Rico was a fabrication of the Pioneer Two political machine.

Meseta is completely useless.

Mome is a fucking poser.

No one is impressed by your red boxes.

The baby mags you leave behind in the Mines are lonely.

Yeah, mags do feel pain.

The Pioneer ships were never going to or coming from Palma or Algo.

Dark Falz was formerly worshipped as Dark Phallus.

Heathcliff Flowen got what he deserved.





feel free to contribute your own

[Spacepest]

Symbol chat is godly, and can be used to communicate all kinds of concepts, ideas, and emotions bypassing a language barrier. It lets you know there are cool people as well as idiots everywhere in the world, and should be used in more games.

Your PSO character is really homeless, and has to sleep on the street or in a hallway somewhere on Pioneer 2 when you log off.

There are no toilets or restrooms anywhere, so get used to holding it, until you can discretely go behind a bush in the Forest.

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[Nitro Vordex]

Why is this in Fan Works...? Oh well.

You could be fighting the same Rappies over and over. Jsut think about it, it will make sense.

The Dragon is a lame excuse for a dragon.

The Tekkers aren't there to help, they're there to scam you for your money.

The hell would people who are level 160 and above need your help? EQUIP A MAG.

No one really knows what that damn thing floating in the middle of the Hunter's Guild is.

The wimminz in PSO are usually ugly, at least the NPC's who don't have a class.

PSO is crack in game form, 'nuff said.

[ZodiacNKnight]

The cars around the city keep going in circles. Even when you turn the game off...

[Nitro Vordex]

Maybe someone should move this to Off Topic or PSO General.
Request?

[Garanz-Baranz]

Everyone has "The knack" except you.

Montague, the "Bodypart weapons" man, can make a Rappy's dismembered Wing into a traditional japanese fan weapon that ultimately launches photon feathers that totally arn't part of the Rag Rappy's genetic code, so essentially, Montague just gives you a fancy "Pre-PSU card" and he gets Rappy wing for the night.

Montague can also somehow see that you have microscopic dissolved particles of D-Cellular beings body parts, which FULLY disintegrate once dead, and somehow forges those tiny particles to a solid form weapon o.O

Montague Merely removes the internal bones of a [gi][go]Booma so that you can insert your arm into the gap.

The "Olga Flow" weapons are the only technical "Body Part" weapons that you make without Montague.

The Egg Blaster on PSO is the EXACT SAME MODEL as the "Egg Blasters" that Eggman held in Sonic Riders[the first one] after you beat the last "Race", and Eggman holds TWO Egg Blasters[exact same model as on PSO] to basically signify a "stick up" o.o

"poufuilly Slimes" are cheap Chaos Zero mock offs.

Epsilon is the only enemy that does not have a Reskin model [as far as I know since i never was on BB]

Hunters Guild is a cheap excuse for the "GUARDIANS" on PSU.

[Sord]

Montaque was actually an evil bastard, and deserved all the bashings he got in the numerous old fanfics here in fan works.

[WrathOfMegid]

You have no control over this life, the one prior, or that to come. Face it, Black Paper controls everything.

Ult got wasted in the Ruins. All that's left are scraps of data.

You will never see Kroe Waynes later.

[Nitro Vordex]

Epsilon is Vol Opt's distant cousin. But don't tell him that.

The water in the Caves fight for De Rol Le isn't really water, duh.

The hole in the Ruins is where Dark Falz's fatness first went up.

East and West towers= the Two Towers.

Hunters do not wear rifles, neither do Rangers wear twin katanas (al la Shino's master). Bend the rules, shall we?

Elenor is a freaking reskin of Amy, in droid form, and still quite annoying.

PSO DOES NOT STAND FOR PLAYSTAION ONLINE. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_rant.gif

[Nai_Calus]

More like the Guardians is a cheap excuse for the Hunters Guild. Hunters > Guardians.

All a Hunter would have to do would be kick a Guardian's weapons out of his/her hands and it'd be game over.

No matter how many times you tell the Tekker no, he still won't give you the +10% on that Lavis Cannon.
No matter how many times you die, your Mag still won't revive you.
No matter how many Hunters they rob blind, those thieving bitch nurses will never get
caught and punished.
On the other hand, no matter how many times you break the law yourself, you don't ever get caught and punished for it either.
No matter how hard you search, you will never find anybody willing to try for minimum kills in TTF.
No matter how hard you try to convince her, Elly won't leave Calus for you.
Nol isn't interested either.
The coolest area in the game isn't real.
The worst area in the game sadly is real.
Your Mag is secretly plotting to turn you over to Dark Falz.

[Anduril]

Your Mag only uses you to get free food.
The Principal has no Teaching credential.
Dark Falz is your Daddy.
Look, Dark Falz is your father.
DB Sabers are just really long toothpicks, and function just about as well as one.
Space Micheal is watching you in every SEGA game, you just don't know where.

[Nai_Calus]

No, no. Dark Falz is my *brother*. The Profound Darkness is my mother, so that makes us siblings.

[Temjin-On]

Nobody likes going into the Caves. Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.
Episode 2 is infact superior to Episode 1, because Seabed > Ruins.

[VanDarkmind]

This is absolutely not funny, guys

[Frana]

Swords and Gigushes are made of paper meche, how else would they be able to run with them in one hand?

[strikershadow]

This is so funny... yet 99% could be seen as true... ROFL good job

[ColonelPiFace]

They had to put ob lilys in to piss you off. otherwise, you wouldn't die on every run-through of the caves on ult.

[Sharkyland]

Pan Arms LOVES the wall for some dumb reason.

[Spacepest]

Snow Queen is an awesome gun that freezes enemies, until you realize it random freezes you as well when you use it. Unless you have a Resist/Freeze unit. Both are a pain in the a** to find. And there were probably only five rangers who equipped BOTH a Snow Queen and Resist/unit at the same time.

Heaven's Punisher was cool too, except that it only worked half of the day. So for half of the day you are screwed if sh*t really hits the fan.

Just because a Ramar has a backpack permanently stuck on his backside doesn't mean he can carry a larger item inventory.

Just because a Ramarl has huge puffy parachute pants doesn't mean you can stick extra items in her pockets.

You probably now have nightmares involving Wedding March music, or little kids screeching out the "Nights" themesong.

[AxleWolf]

~You orginally bought the game for the copy of sonic adventure 2. Dont lie we all know you did.

~All characters run like they were playing wii all night long (stiff Animation)

~you hardly get the section ID that you want.





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[Frana]

My guys are always dudes, the pinkal just ruins thier masculenity. LOL.

[Weeaboolits]

If you find a rare in the ruins it will always be a Club of Laconium, anyone who says otherwise is clearly lying.

[Kura-X]

On 2008-02-13 22:57, Ian-KunX wrote:

All a Hunter would have to do would be kick a Guardian's weapons out of his/her hands and it'd be game over.




a hunter cannot strafe
a hunter cannot move while shooting
a hunter cannot run quickly
a hunter cannot knock down his enemies
a hunter cannot switch weapons easily
a hunter takes an hour to stand back up after falling

a Guardian can do all of those AND attack his enemies while they're sprawled on the ground.


I like PSO and all, but come on.

[biggabertha]

Hunters can attack without weapons. Rangers can block without line shields and Forces can one shot you without a Wand, Rod or a TCSM.

GUARDIANs RELY on equipment.

Cast and Caseal Hunters produce their own source of traps and do not need to be a Protranser or stay still to use Goggles to see them.


There are no creatures the GUARDIANs have to deal with that laugh or taunt you when you die.

[qoxolg]

a hunter can dodge most attacks by simply running backwards.
a hunter is always save behind a door.
a hunter is invinsible when knocked down.
a hunter can change weapons quick as well, and he/she can choose between 20+ if they want to without rearranging a weapon pallet.
a hunter doesn't have to change weapons to cast some Shifta/Deband Jellen/Zalure.
a hunter can attack invinite amount of enemies with his sword.
a hunters weapon can be effective on 3 types of enemies at the same time.
a hunter can hit lv200 without waiting for years.

well.. as you can see, both have their advantages.. >_>

[Kura-X]

Pfft. screw this. I'm going Rogue. they can at least shoot and dodge at the same time

[Scejntjynahl]

Montague is the MacGuiver of pso.
A hunter's gun will never run out of bullets.
A hunter can weild 2 mechguns.
A hunter could use traps and weapons at the same time.

Hard Truth.
Dragon can be lame, but its lamer when it dies and falls on you and you get killed.
Telepipes where godly. Specially is you put on in the middle of Baranz and Delsabers and tell people its "safe" to come down.
Searching for that illusive red box in Ultimate and beating everything up to find out its a PhotonDrop (good times good times)
Getting negative hit on a rare >.>;
Mags do love you, even if you mistreat them.
Mags are battle ready since birth :3
Mags give you a choice of Photon Blast.
Mags actually wait for your command to excecute said photon blast.
Everyone can brig a mag with them :3
Mags cooperate with other mags http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[biggabertha]

On 2008-03-09 11:18, Scejntjynahl wrote:

Mags cooperate with other mags http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif



This

Truth

Want in PSU.... BAAAAAAAD

[Rayokarna]

On 2008-03-09 11:18, Scejntjynahl wrote:

Telepipes where godly. Specially is you put on in the middle of Baranz and Delsabers and tell people its "safe" to come down.



I almost died laughing hearing this XD.

Hard truth about PSO:

If your in Ultimate Caves and the spawn was late and your surrounded by Ob Lilies, the only thing you could say was...

"...Ah Shit."




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[TsukasaDCX]

I'm a couple days late but whatever

-Gallon has disc 4&5, but he'd rather die than sell them to you
-The people on Pioneer 2 purposely tell you the exact same thing every time just to anger you
-Nobody likes the Kabanda mag
-Panarms doesn't have an exit hole

[TheStoicOne]

They will always and forever be called Evil Sharks, even though they look and sound like snakes. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif