Can someone help me pull this knife out of my back?

[amtalx]

Ok so I've been searching for a Love Inferno for every waking second since the White Day lobbies went up last week. Literally. I hunted from the time I woke up to the time I went to bed on the weekends, and I hunt from the time I get home from work until I go to bed during the week. My wife, knowing how badly I want this, said she would sell it to me for a reasonable price if she got it.

So, after about ~40 spawns of nothing but WD Lovers and Jaggo Delma, my wife gets the board in a random run. What happens? She decides she wants togive the board to someone else. Not sell, give. Mind you that she has not been present for those ~40 spawns, nor can she or the person she is giving it to use S rank Laser Cannons. I was hunting either solo, or with 1 or 2 friends that share the same determination that I do.

WHAT A BITCH.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

My wife, knowing how badly I want this, said she would sell it to me for a reasonable price if she got it.

Woooooh, 1st sign. Sell?


WHAT A BITCH.

Shoulda ate them Valentines sweets all yourself.

Time for a separation




between you and your game.
Huntin' item anonymous? It could exist with the Addictive Gamer anonymous which I heard/read exists.

On 2008-03-20 05:45, amtalx wrote:
Ok so I've been searching for a Love Inferno

Next time settle for Disco Inferno, it - and or he - may be easier to find.

Good luck if you're up for future hunts.

[amtalx]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, yea.... Turns out that was just a story everyone fed me as a joke. Get a rise out of ol' amtalx day. I guess it worked.


http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/blush.gif

Here's to hoping nodody involved reads that. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif Back to hunting!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Joke? (Your wife wasn't lucky enough to get the Inferno?) What about waiting until 4-1 son?!

You now know where this thread goes. You gon get FKL'd, later, not now, procrasti-nation

Gullible folder! 1st PSU rant satire I've seen ever then. Good friends, they owe you some candy and beer, in whatever order you ask... baby.



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[amtalx]

No Infernos for anyone yet. They owe me some love shot from a Love Inferno. Twill be sweet.

[Seority]

I'd f*cking punch her. God! That really does stink! What kind of excuse could she of had?
It could be slightly worse though.
I guess Drex and I have done 40+ runs, canceling for the non-rare maps, and got only 1 Jaggo map. +2BT Lover FTL!
Yeah, it's that bad with us. If I ever did something like that to him, I'd give him permission to rip my hair out, one by one, and call me a bitch the rest of my life. As your partner you should NEVER do that.

[panzer_unit]

On 2008-03-20 05:45, amtalx wrote:
Ok so I've been searching for a Love Inferno for every waking second since the White Day lobbies went up last week. Literally. I hunted from the time I woke up to the time I went to bed on the weekends, and I hunt from the time I get home from work until I go to bed during the week.

I'd be single SO FAST if I tried pulling shit like this.

[Kylie]

Wow. I imagine I'd be found in a ditch somewhere if I pulled something like that. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif But she was going to sell it to you in the first place for a reasonable price? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif I'd say maybe she was the type that's independent and likes to think in a business manner, but then she gave it to someone for free that can't even use it. D: I'd really hate to encourage spousal abuse, but... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif Anyway, I think you definitely have a reason to be mad at her - just a game, or not.

[DEM_CIG]

I would help u get the knife out of ur back, but i am to grossed out by that stuff... lol, but that does suck for u though.

[astuarlen]

Here's to not reading beyond the OP, guys. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif

Amtal X, my friend, I feel you may need to spend less time married to PSU and more with the one you're married to, perhaps hunting a little love inferno together. *nudge nudge, wink wink, holds up spork*



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[stukasa]

Hmm, I guess we can see who reads the entire thread and who only reads the first post around here. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

@amtalx: You may want to add a "P.S. - Turns out it was a joke" to the end of your first post. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

P.S. - That was a pretty mean joke everyone played on you. It could have easily led to a serious fight, game or not. Hopefully it didn't come to that. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

[EphekZ]

On 2008-03-20 10:59, astuarlen wrote:
Here's to not reading beyond the OP, guys. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif

Amtal X, my friend, I feel you may need to spend less time married to PSU and more with the one you're married to, perhaps hunting a little love inferno together. *nudge nudge, wink wink, holds up spork*



My thoughts exactly. I didn't think people could get this mad over a game, at their own wife even.

[Firocket1690]

she did it to smite you 'cause you don't spend enough time with her.

[Anduril]

That is hilarious. Cruel, but hilarious. Might be a sign from the missus to put the game down for a while...

[Kylie]

On 2008-03-20 10:59, astuarlen wrote:
Here's to not reading beyond the OP, guys. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif

I don't have time for that. >_>

[Seority]

Oh no. Not the "Games are people's life," thing again.XP
Sure it's just a game, but it's the same as any relationship. She promises to buy you those Cinnamin Toast Crunches when she goes grochery shoppin. What does she comes back with? A bunch of clothes and milk. "Oops hun! I forgot that we needed food! Oh silly me!"
People take games seriously and that's not a crime anymore. If you are married to one, for heavens sake, you should know that they would get really upset at you if you did something so stupid.
Her fault, not his.



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[amtalx]

I have a good sense of humor so I laughed when they told me it was a hoax. It's a good thing they told me when they did though, I was going to stuff her in the trunk of our car, haha. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

@ast: She's spent the last week hunting a Cati / Power. Guess we are both guilty. Nya!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-03-20 11:36, Seority wrote:
People take games seriously and that's not a crime anymore. If you are married to one, for heavens sake, you should know that they would get really upset at you if you did something so stupid.
Her fault, not his.

Okay, by now its proven to be a sly joke, accepted at face value. No harm done, no payback abrewin'.

Chill your beans.

More like its the people's fault, for marrying the game in the first place.

No game gonna hold me down.

[Seority]

Yeah, I'm so thrilled he posted that after I did.
Oh well, my thought still stands. XP

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-03-20 12:06, Seority wrote:
Oh well, my thought still stands. XP

Yes. Good to get that tangent out, bonus for it being applicable to the situation previously running.


Yeah, I'm so thrilled he posted that after I did.

No, not this time. Post #3 was the bean spiller.

All the posts that didn't see post 3 were really weird for me! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif



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[amtalx]

On 2008-03-20 12:46, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
All the posts that didn't see post 3 were really weird for me! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif



Wierd for YOU? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[Alizarin]

On 2008-03-20 12:52, amtalx wrote:

On 2008-03-20 12:46, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
All the posts that didn't see post 3 were really weird for me! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif



Wierd for YOU? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif



*gasp!* Is that true?! ... we might have a situation on our hands. Beyond the boundaries of the weirdness scale?! Madness!