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Leviathan
Mar 21, 2008, 12:08 AM
<This is kinda like KodiaX987 Computer School Snipets, but with a different class...>


Group Members
Francis- Texts on her cell phone throughout the whole class &yells at me when I come up with an idea when no one else has one. She worships that guy from the Jonas Brother's band. <Cringes.>

Eric- Doesn't do anything at all, but talks about some football player or sports player. Objects to my idea just to object to it.

Tony- Sits or lays down in the studio or make shitty AMVs with generic rock music. <Thanks for ruining Linkin Park for me.> Every other word from his is a cuss word, funny seeing as how he is in a college level ENGLISH class. He needs new vocabulary in my opinion.

Laura- Spends the class period on myspace, straightening her hair, checking her self out on the mirror, saying how fat she is, applying more make-up on her face than the previous make-up she put on this morning.

Scenario 1.
Bass Guitar &Regular Guitar Are the Same.

Franics: No one can tell the difference between a regular guitar &a bass.

Levi: I can. I play guitar.

Francis: They make the same sound, no one will notice.

Levi: <FACEPALM>



Scenario 2.
Let's Pick An Idea For Our Music Video!

Francis: Okay, let's do "Misery Business" by Paramore! For the video we'll have an unpopular girl like "gorgeouness", &popular girl will steal "gorgeousness" from unpopular girl, &at the end unpopular girl will steal "goregeouness" from popular girl.

Levi, Tony, &Eric: Isn't that the same thing as the video?

Francis: NO! We're doing it a completely different way. Instead, we're going to text!

Levi: What a surprise!

Francis: I know right!

*Yes, she did use the word "gorgeousness", &I refuse to say it.


Scenario 3.
What Happens When I'm Not In The Class.

The media tech teacher left to go give tours to the incoming freshman class, so he is not in his classroom.

My groups spend from 7:35 A.M. to 9:20 A.M. playing football in a studio, filled with cameras, lights, ladder, wires on the floor, ¬ to mention the security camera filming this in three different places in the room. These lights are worth +$15,000.

<I wish they hit a light so they would get in trouble &get kicked out of the class.>

Scenario 4.
I Have An Idea!

Levi: So last night I couldn't sleep so I listened to some music &I came up with five different ideas for our music video project. I even wrote it down. <I have to submit everything in writing or else they won't listen to me.>

Francis: Okay. <Flips over pages.> These ideas are great, but I don't want to do them.

Levi: ...Hmm <Hands idea journal to Tony.>

Tony: These ideas are better than yours, Francis. Especially this one with the banana.

Francis: You're not directing so you don't have a say in the group!

Levi: Aren't we supposed to do this as a group? Weren't you mad at us last week because we couldn't decide on a song as a group?

Tony: Own'd bitch!

Scenario 5.
Song Idea.

Eric: Let's do a Paris Hilton song for our video!

[/FAIL]







I'll update once Spring Break is over.




<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Leviatha on 2008-03-24 15:30 ]</font>

AlexCraig
Mar 21, 2008, 12:43 AM
Heh, funny.

Leviathan
Mar 24, 2008, 06:03 PM
Scenario 6.
Lights? What Lights?!

Francis: How are we going to film the interrogation scene?

Levi: We're going to film it in the studio, bring in a table, some chairs, &shine the spotlight down.

Francis: What spotlight?

Levi: Well, we're in a room, with spotlights, &floodlights, where do you think we would film it?

Scenario 7.
You Can't Do That!

Levi: So I have the okay to change the concept?

Francis: Yea, but Mr. Tyson won't approve of it. We already have the song picked out.

Levi: But do we have an idea, or a schedule?

Tony: Yea, let's spend another two days coming up with a shitty idea, I go with Levi's idea, it's already written out.

Levi: My idea, I'll tell him.

<2 Minutes Later...>

Francis: He's not going to approve it.

Levi: (//_-)

<10 Minutes Later...>

Francis: I'm not going to tell Mr. Tyson.

Levi: I just said I will when he's done talking to the other group.

<I tell the teacher &he approves of the idea, he also read it &said it was an excellent concept, than the one before.>

AlexCraig
Mar 24, 2008, 06:11 PM
Hah! I think you need to drop Francis! XD

McLaughlin
Mar 24, 2008, 07:26 PM
Or the rest of the group. Just use cardboard cut-outs and do all the voices yourself.

That was another instance of me doing better than the rest of my class. >_>

Nitro Vordex
Mar 25, 2008, 03:37 AM
Darn kids.

Francis: Stuck up "B" that needs to get disciplined. LIFE DON'T ROLL THE WAY YOU WANT ALL THE TIME.

Eric: He's a jock, so he's dumb as a rock.

Tony: Borderline "rapper speak". Cuss words, I dunno, I suppose he's an idiot.

Laura: Preppy. I need say naught more. (Those damn high pitched voices! D:<)

Randomness
Mar 26, 2008, 09:12 PM
Darn. I was hoping idiots in college was limited to Kodia's area of Canada.

*shudders*

omegapirate2k
Mar 26, 2008, 09:24 PM
You should watch out and make sure Laura doesn't try to overdose on household medicine.

Kent
Mar 27, 2008, 06:52 AM
On 2008-03-26 19:12, Randomness wrote:
Darn. I was hoping idiots in college was limited to Kodia's area of Canada.

*shudders*



Actually, I'm fairy certain that they're just limited to Earth.

rogue_robot
Mar 27, 2008, 05:08 PM
No, I'm pretty certain that if we find intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, they'll have their share of idiots, too - even if said race happens to be technologically superior to us.

Leviathan
Mar 28, 2008, 11:42 PM
Scenario 8

Levi: Did you bring your clothes your going to wear to the video?

Francis: ....

Eric: ...

Tony: ....I did.

Levi: Ok, go change.

Tony: ...

Levi: ...Did anyone read the emails I sent?

Eric: ...

Francis: ...

<Facepalm.>

<Walks away.>

Scenario 9.

Where Are We Filming?
<YES, some progress finally!>


Francis: Where are we going to film?

Levi: In the studio.

<I sent emails to the group once or twice a week, but I doubt they read them, even if they check their emails, which I'm sure they do.>

Scenario 10.
Lighting!

Levi: Okay I set up the lights, so now we can do our scene.

Otto [Someone else in the class.]: Lemme me do lighting!

<Starts messing with the lights.>

Levi: No! I just finished perfecting them! >=|

Otto: I can make it better, just pack up those lights &I'll get better ones.

<Otto is already taking down the lights I just put up, &walks of to somewhere..>

Tony: Where did Otto go?

Levi: Grr...now I have to set up the lights again!


Scenario 11.
Damn You Otto, You're Not Even In My Group, GTFO!

Levi: Otto, please leave, I'm trying to film &you're bothering me.

Otto: No, I wanna see what you're going to do.

Levi: <Explains it.>

Otto: Okay, I'll start the music.

Levi: No, get out, you're not even in my group, you're not supposed to be in here, don't you have something better to do? <He should be editing a video, but he's making his partner do ALL the work.>

Otto: No, let me do camera.

Levi: I'm doing camera.

Otto: I'll start the music.

Levi: Okay. Start when I saw go.

Levi: Go!

Otto: <Is talking to someone else.>

Levi: ...Go

Otto: <Continues talking to someone else.>

Levi: <Walks over &presses start, to see Otto on gmail.>

Otto: What I pressed start.

Levi: That's not even the right song. (//_-) What are you doing on email anyways?

Otto: Well excuse me for checking my email.

Levi: I'm trying to do a project &you're checking emails?

Otto: Yes, I can do that.

Levi: You do realize there is 20 minutes left &I haven't shot anything?

Otto: All you ever do is plan-

Levi: GET OUT NOW! That's what you're supposed to do in this class, PLAN first &then mess around later!


NEW CHARACTER!
Otto- He's like Ron Burgundy except not funny, &can't play the jazz <I think Ron Burgundy says it a different way to.> flute. Otto believes that those little SAT Question of the Day emails are a waste of time, he's told me several times not to do it, &my response is always the same; I'd like to get into a prestigious college than the community college.

AlexCraig
Mar 28, 2008, 11:53 PM
Wow. Just... wow. The pain you must be suffering must be excruciating... -_-

Randomness
Mar 29, 2008, 10:14 AM
Limited to Earth? Anyone have the number of a college on the moon?

Leviathan
Apr 1, 2008, 04:04 PM
Scenario 12.
You're The Reason It's Cold Outside.

Levi: Okay we're shooting the park scene so we're going to go outside.

Francis: Gah, it looks like it's going to rain, let's not shoot today.

Levi: We'll go inside IF it rains. <Note: No chance of rain on the weather report, &I didn't even rain.>

Francis: Okay whatever, let's just go.

Levi: <Picks up camera bag &walks outside with the group.>

Francis: It's freezing outside!

Tony: Why are we shooting outside again?

Levi: It's not cold, &this scene is supposed to take place in a park.

Francis: It is cold!

Levi: My shirt is paper thin, &you have on a hoodie &two shirts, how are you "freezing" at all?

Francis: It is freezing, gosh, why do you make us shoot when it's freezing outside. Y'know you're the reason why everything bad in this group happens, like how cold it is now.

<NOTE: She later walks away from the group to go talk to the teacher about how I'm "mistreating" her.>


Scenario 13.
Word Travels Awfully Slow.

Tony: Why are we shooting outside?

Levi: Because this takes place in a park.

Tony: Why can't we shoot inside?

Levi: ...Park, scene takes place IN A PARK.

<2 Minutes Later.>

Laura: Why are we shooting outside?

Levi: Because this scene takes place in a park.

Laura: Why can't we shoot inside?

Levi: Because there isn't a park inside.


Scenario 14.
Continuity.

Eric: Why do you continue to keep shooting the same shot multiple times?

Levi: It makes the video interesting.

Eric: Well that's stupid.

Levi: Nope, they do this all the time in movies, shows, music videos...

Eric: No they don't.

Levi: I'm sure they do...

Eric: No.

Levi: If we used your idea of how to shoot a movie, then I'm sure our group would be worse.

Scenario 15.
Again With The Bass Guitar...

Francis: We can use guitars in our video.

Levi: Okay, but we will need a bass.

Francis: But bass &guitar are the same.

Levi: Nope, I would have to disagree with you there.

Francis: They do too!

Levi: I don't believe they do, a bass has four strings &guitar has six.

Francis: Who would actually notice?

Levi: Many.


I'm pretty sure less than five people in the classroom like me. Everyone else just seems like an ass, &they sure seem to do so often.

Ex. Whenever I walk into a room everyone just stops talking &stares.

I really want to know as to why they do that?

Is it because I'm not like the other girls in the class that don't do much teamwork but use a computer?

Is it because I have ideas?

Is it because I know how to use the camera effectively?

Creativity?

Why? =/

AlexCraig
Apr 1, 2008, 04:20 PM
Because you are human and they are unimaginative drones.

Randomness
Apr 1, 2008, 06:16 PM
On 2008-04-01 14:20, AlexCraig wrote:
Because you are human and they are unimaginative drones.



Sadly, I have a class like that myself... full of idiots... and the worst part is that the teacher is horribly distractable and has no fangs. (Meaning, basically never does anything to keep order other than say to stop that, or something...)

Leviathan
Apr 7, 2008, 05:22 PM
Scenario 16.
(//_-) <- I Constanly Make That Face in That Class

Francis: Why are we shooting out here?

Levi: Because there is more light out here, any better ideas where to shoot?

Francis: No, but I just don't like it hear.

Levi: Okay, it's settled. we're shooting here.

Francis: But I don't want to shoot here.

Levi: You don't have a valied argument as to why you don't want to shoot here nor do you have any other suggestions.

Francis: Hmph!

Levi: <Takes the camerabag away from Francis &sets up the tripod &camera.>

Levi: Let's shoot!

<Francis, Laura, Eric, Tony, &Otto are sitting on a banch.>

Levi: C'mon guys let's shoot we don't have much time left.

Francis: <Texts on her phone.>

Laura: <Is talking to Eric in Spanish.>

Tony: <Laughing.>

Levi: Lousyfuckinggroupihatemyluck.

Levi: GET OFF YOUR ASS &WORK! NOW!

Francis: <Continues texting.>

Eric: <Talking to Tony &Laura.>

Levi: <Facepalm &walks out.>


Scenario 17.
Why Did You Do That?!

Levi: <Walks away from group back to the room.>

Otto: Why are you walking away from the group?

Levi: Because they don't listen to me, so I'll let them do what ever they want.

Otto: You have to help them!

Levi: No, I don't frankly I'm sick of them all.

<Later after I told the teacher about or problem, we were each assigned a four page paper.>

Eric: WHAT?! FOUR PAGES, HELL NAW!

Tony: Why the fuck, did you do this fucking shit?

Laura: Oh my God, I'm not doing this! <Crumples up paper.>

Francis: No, I can't do this, I have lacrosse practice* & <Name other pointless tasks here.>!

Levi: =]

*= Last week she calimed to drop-out of lacrosse.

I find the fact that Tony &Eric are on AP <Advance Placement.> classes &they cry over a four page paper, that is double spaced.

Revenge is sweet. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

As for me I've already written 1/4 of my paper already in five minutes.

AlexCraig
Apr 7, 2008, 05:39 PM
Hah! Serves them right! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Randomness
Apr 7, 2008, 07:24 PM
AP classes =/= long papers. Take Calculus, for instance. Not an essay in sight!

Nice to know your teacher is willing to help you.