GOOD BYE, MOM

[BlackRose]

Link (http://www.legacy.com/TimesHeraldOnline/DeathNotices.asp?Page=Lifestory&PersonId=115754551)

Well, the bar has been set, folks.

(no relation to the deceased, by the way.)

[Nai_Calus]

Awesome.

[Nitro Vordex]

It's not a clown car, why doesn't anyone understand that. :disapprove:

[HUnewearl_Meira]

That is one incredible obituary.

[SpikeOtacon]

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/4421/royaltenenbaumsrh2.jpg

[Shadowpawn]

A brutally honestly and somewhat spiteful obituary. It gets a 4...out of 5 /xplay.

[Larian]

I'm at a loss for words...

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Invalid link. Obit post died too?

Damn.

[Tact]

Invalid link. Obit post died too?

Damn.

That would make the page an obituary of itself. :wacko:

[BlackRose]

The Internet
http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/image/s_toast3.jpg




Dolores Aguilar, born in 1929 in New Mexico, left us on August 7, 2008. She will be met in the afterlife by her husband, Raymond, her son, Paul Jr., and daughter, Ruby.

She is survived by her daughters Marietta, Mitzi, Stella, Beatrice, Virginia and Ramona, and son Billy; grandchildren, Donnelle, Joe, Mitzie, Maria, Mario, Marty, Tynette, Tania, Leta, Alexandria, Tommy, Billy, Mathew, Raymond, Kenny, Javier, Lisa, Ashlie and Michael; great-grandchildren, Brendan, Joseph, Karissa, Jacob, Delaney, Shawn, Cienna, Bailey, Christian, Andre Jr., Andrea, Keith, Saeed, Nujaymah, Salma, Merissa, Emily, Jayci, Isabella, Samantha and Emily. I apologize if I missed anyone.

Dolores had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life. I speak for the majority of her family when I say her presence will not be missed by many, very few tears will be shed and there will be no lamenting over her passing.

Her family will remember Dolores and amongst ourselves we will remember her in our own way, which were mostly sad and troubling times throughout the years. We may have some fond memories of her and perhaps we will think of those times too. But I truly believe at the end of the day ALL of us will really only miss what we never had, a good and kind mother, grandmother and great-grandmother. I hope she is finally at peace with herself. As for the rest of us left behind, I hope this is the beginning of a time of healing and learning to be a family again.

There will be no service, no prayers and no closure for the family she spent a lifetime tearing apart. We cannot come together in the end to see to it that her grandchildren and great-grandchildren can say their goodbyes. So I say here for all of us, GOOD BYE, MOM.

[Sord]

i smiled on the inside

[Weeaboolits]

i smiled on the insideI take it your mouth was preoccupied with a deep-fried baby?

[BlackRose]

I take it your mouth was preoccupied with a deep-fried baby?

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c339/KingCrut/babysandwich.jpg

[Sord]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c339/KingCrut/babysandwich.jpg

i question what that man was doing even before that photo was shopped