Hurricanes and Their Identities

[Fure_Rakune]

I know if I were a whirling torrent of fierce wind and devastation, I wouldnt want some generic name like Gustav or Hanna.
Id need something fierce, to strike fear in my possible victims hearts, a name they wouldnt soon forget.
So, in this thread, we propose awesome names for upcoming hurricanes instead of the upcoming ones like Omar, Ike, Laura and Josephine.

I think Hurricane Ethnic Cleansing would be pretty awesome, or Hurricane Coastal Thunderfuck.
Hurricane Sink or Swim is a close third followed up by Republican Candidate John McHurricane.
WHAT SAY YOU FRIENDS?!
Are you dude enough to spout some Hurrinames?

[Nitro Vordex]

Tropical Storm You're Screwed Now.

[amtalx]

Hurricanes can be a touchy subject for some. Coming up with funny names for something that kills thousands of people may not be the best idea...

[Fure_Rakune]

Thats a pretty long name amtalx, it doesnt even look good in acronym form.
Hurricanes C.B.A.T.S.F.S.C.U.W.F.N.F.S.T.K.T.O.P.M.N.B.T.B.I.
Whew, thats a mouthful.