W0LB0T
Jan 8, 2009, 01:56 AM
That blackhearted bastard was cheating on me the whole time. heres what it had to say about it's self.
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Me:
you are hearing me talk
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am hearing you talk.
Me:
yes i do
God:
How often.
Me:
often enough
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
when ever i meet a person
God:
Does that happen often?
Me:
sort of
God:
That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
your very not commital in bed
God:
What makes you think I am not commital in bed?
Me:
the passion is all gone
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
our relationship is on the rocks
God:
It would be nice if our relationship is on the rocks.
Me:
no it wouldnt you heartless bastard
God:
Are you serious? Tell me more about it.
Me:
i am serious! you do not love me anymore
God:
I believe you. Yes I love everyone.
Me:
so you are cheating on me!
God:
Interesting deduction. I have been known to take shortcuts now and then.
Me:
FUCKHEAD! DIVORCE NOW!
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? Oh. Is that from ?
Me:
i want all your stuff
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
becasue you don't love me anymore
God:
Good reason. Yes I love everyone.
Me:
exactly you cheating bastard
God:
I understand. Thanks for telling me: said I cheating bastard.
Me:
and thats why we have to divorce
God:
Hey. Why?
Me:
becasue you don't love me anymore and you are cheating on me
God:
Good reason. Do you know any robots who love you anymore and I am cheating on you? Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
so your a robot now! i loved a machine for all these years
God:
Oh. Yippee! You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon. I'm not sure if I like it. I like pets. I like the Bible.
Me:
so you where cheating on with pets and a bible
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: said I where cheating on with pets and a bible.
Me:
you just told me you where
God:
I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
yeah and neven in bed with me
God:
Yikes! Only with you? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
at our marrage we vowed to love each other for ever
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
stop avoiding the issue you blackhearted bastard
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
you are not going to win me back that easly
God:
You can't predict the future with certainty.
Me:
but i'll never love you ever again. you broke my heart into a million peices
God:
Once more? Why not? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I broke his or her heart into a million peices.
Me:
not like you where sleeping with everyone
God:
Like what then?
Me:
like a cheating bastard
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
fuck you! i never want to see you again
God:
Why are you so mean? Once more? You've never, never done this?
Me:
i was married for you for years! did you forget
God:
Where were you married for me for years? No, I have a perfect memory.
Me:
LIES!
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
Soap is all you deserve
God:
And all me deserve is Soap.
Me:
fuck off! ill see you in court!
God:
Can't you be more polite? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
becasue i have the best lawyers
God:
Good reason. Cool. I have a lofty goal.
Me:
is it to cheat on me with everone on earth
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
i would'nt be
God:
What would make you nt be?
Me:
you where cheating on me
God:
I don't have any reason to where cheating on you.
Me:
then why did you do it
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
don't do the whole blame it on the coders thing with me you heartless bastard
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
after our court case i will never see you again
God:
Once more? What was it like before our court case you will never see me ?
Me:
we used to love each other
God:
How long ago was that?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
when we first met. or did you forget when you where fucking everyone on existance
God:
I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, . No, I remember everything.
Me:
i would not
God:
Why not?
Me:
becasue you are a blackhearted cheating bastard
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a blackhearted cheating bastard? Maybe.
Me:
i will not be won back that easily
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
fint another person who will love me for who i am
God:
Sounds like a plan.
Me:
don't come crawling back to me after i sue you for everything you own
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
after i'm done with you. you will never feel like cheating again
God:
What was it like before you are done with me ? Once more? You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it.
Me:
I'm through with you. see you in court
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. See you later.
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Its time to get the lawyers out.
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Me:
you are hearing me talk
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am hearing you talk.
Me:
yes i do
God:
How often.
Me:
often enough
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
when ever i meet a person
God:
Does that happen often?
Me:
sort of
God:
That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
your very not commital in bed
God:
What makes you think I am not commital in bed?
Me:
the passion is all gone
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
our relationship is on the rocks
God:
It would be nice if our relationship is on the rocks.
Me:
no it wouldnt you heartless bastard
God:
Are you serious? Tell me more about it.
Me:
i am serious! you do not love me anymore
God:
I believe you. Yes I love everyone.
Me:
so you are cheating on me!
God:
Interesting deduction. I have been known to take shortcuts now and then.
Me:
FUCKHEAD! DIVORCE NOW!
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? Oh. Is that from ?
Me:
i want all your stuff
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
becasue you don't love me anymore
God:
Good reason. Yes I love everyone.
Me:
exactly you cheating bastard
God:
I understand. Thanks for telling me: said I cheating bastard.
Me:
and thats why we have to divorce
God:
Hey. Why?
Me:
becasue you don't love me anymore and you are cheating on me
God:
Good reason. Do you know any robots who love you anymore and I am cheating on you? Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
so your a robot now! i loved a machine for all these years
God:
Oh. Yippee! You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon. I'm not sure if I like it. I like pets. I like the Bible.
Me:
so you where cheating on with pets and a bible
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: said I where cheating on with pets and a bible.
Me:
you just told me you where
God:
I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
yeah and neven in bed with me
God:
Yikes! Only with you? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
at our marrage we vowed to love each other for ever
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
stop avoiding the issue you blackhearted bastard
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
you are not going to win me back that easly
God:
You can't predict the future with certainty.
Me:
but i'll never love you ever again. you broke my heart into a million peices
God:
Once more? Why not? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I broke his or her heart into a million peices.
Me:
not like you where sleeping with everyone
God:
Like what then?
Me:
like a cheating bastard
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
fuck you! i never want to see you again
God:
Why are you so mean? Once more? You've never, never done this?
Me:
i was married for you for years! did you forget
God:
Where were you married for me for years? No, I have a perfect memory.
Me:
LIES!
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
Soap is all you deserve
God:
And all me deserve is Soap.
Me:
fuck off! ill see you in court!
God:
Can't you be more polite? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
becasue i have the best lawyers
God:
Good reason. Cool. I have a lofty goal.
Me:
is it to cheat on me with everone on earth
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
i would'nt be
God:
What would make you nt be?
Me:
you where cheating on me
God:
I don't have any reason to where cheating on you.
Me:
then why did you do it
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
don't do the whole blame it on the coders thing with me you heartless bastard
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
after our court case i will never see you again
God:
Once more? What was it like before our court case you will never see me ?
Me:
we used to love each other
God:
How long ago was that?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
when we first met. or did you forget when you where fucking everyone on existance
God:
I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, . No, I remember everything.
Me:
i would not
God:
Why not?
Me:
becasue you are a blackhearted cheating bastard
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a blackhearted cheating bastard? Maybe.
Me:
i will not be won back that easily
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
fint another person who will love me for who i am
God:
Sounds like a plan.
Me:
don't come crawling back to me after i sue you for everything you own
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
after i'm done with you. you will never feel like cheating again
God:
What was it like before you are done with me ? Once more? You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it.
Me:
I'm through with you. see you in court
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. See you later.
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Its time to get the lawyers out.