I've Determined That I.. [Archive]

Tact

Mar 30, 2009, 05:03 AM

ONLY grow during spring/summer months.
I'm a plant; feed and harvest me.

Actually, people do tend to grow faster in the spring and summer. Why? I haven't a clue. :wacko:

*finds a garden hose and waters Levi*

Ranmaru

Mar 30, 2009, 07:27 AM

*also waters levi*

Nitro Vordex

Mar 30, 2009, 08:50 AM

*sparkling waters Levi*

CrimsomWolf

Mar 30, 2009, 10:07 AM

All sorts of things happen to people in spring/summer period.

They grow, their hair changes color (mine does), some feel wondeful while others die from asthma...

*joins in to the watering*

Vanzazikon

Mar 30, 2009, 10:28 AM

*Pours manure*

TalHex

Mar 30, 2009, 10:31 AM

*opens window to let in the sun*

CrimsomWolf

Mar 30, 2009, 10:33 AM

Remember the temperature!

Oh, and the minerals in the soil too.

Ranmaru

Mar 30, 2009, 11:26 AM

*keeps on watering*

Alnet

Mar 30, 2009, 12:57 PM

*revving up the thresher*

Outrider

Mar 30, 2009, 02:33 PM

So we've not only got a group of people standing around and pouring fluid onto somebody, but now scatological fetishes are being mixed in, too.

Congrats, FKL. You've become a Japanese porno.

TalHex

Mar 30, 2009, 02:36 PM

we weren't before?

CrimsomWolf

Mar 30, 2009, 02:58 PM

Oh, he's just feeling left out.

Dhylec

Mar 30, 2009, 03:03 PM

Oh, he's just feeling left out.

yep, like an outsider
wait, he's a letter away from it ;3

Leviathan

Mar 30, 2009, 03:16 PM

QUIT STOP I'M DROWNING D;.

CrimsomWolf

Mar 30, 2009, 03:21 PM

ups, I forgot to say to them about humidity....

Ehhh sorry, I thought they'd figure it out themselves ^^;

*hands out the towel*

Sayara

Mar 30, 2009, 03:25 PM

FLOWERS?
*prepares head to headbutt*

Outrider

Mar 30, 2009, 03:55 PM

yep, like an outsider
wait, he's a letter away from it ;3

IT'S THE LEFT OUT LETTER THAT MAKES ME FEEL LEFT OUT.

CrimsomWolf

Mar 30, 2009, 03:56 PM

Then fix it.

Outrider

Mar 30, 2009, 04:34 PM

Then fix it.

Oh, no, it's far too much fun making you feel relevant.

EDIT: No, I'm sorry, that's mean.

But yeah, this thread has been hilarious to purposefully read without context.

Randomness

Mar 30, 2009, 06:30 PM

Remember the temperature!

Oh, and the minerals in the soil too.

*pours gold sand all over the place*

Now you grow into golden flower?

Leviathan

Mar 30, 2009, 08:15 PM

I'm 5'10'', do you want me to be taller?

Nitro Vordex

Mar 30, 2009, 08:36 PM

You can give me some of your height. ;-;

Boogie Troll

Mar 30, 2009, 09:06 PM

Has anyone pissed in the plant yet? Because I can take up that duty.

ShinMaruku

Mar 30, 2009, 09:09 PM

JUMPIN BONES!

jShazBot

Mar 31, 2009, 02:53 AM

http://www.flourishdesigns.com/blog/uploaded_images/brown_rose-730327.jpg

?

Wow, those are probably the fugliest flowers I have ever seen.

Dhylec

Mar 31, 2009, 08:27 AM

You can give me some of your height. ;-;

2nd that ;o

Tessu

Mar 31, 2009, 10:26 AM

Outrider

Mar 31, 2009, 11:12 AM

Leviathan's a girl?

For some reason that didn't cross my mind. Although it does make all the bizarre comments in this thread make a lot more sense.

CrimsomWolf

Mar 31, 2009, 11:40 AM

...You didn't know that?

Also, does anyone knows how much cm is one inch? Because here in Europe we use centimeters.

Outrider

Mar 31, 2009, 12:17 PM

...You didn't know that?

Y'know, I think it's more of a "never really thought about it" kind of thing, if that makes any sense.

astuarlen

Mar 31, 2009, 01:02 PM

Y'know, I think it's more of a "never really thought about it" kind of thing, if that makes any sense.

Yeah, but not knowing the sex of Someone on the Internet makes it a lot harder to fantasize. Or easier. I dunno. As long as they're wearing cat ears and a maid costume... *shrug*

Boogie Troll

Mar 31, 2009, 01:18 PM

Also, does anyone knows how much cm is one inch? Because here in Europe we use centimeters.

1 inch=2.54 centimeters.

Vanzazikon

Mar 31, 2009, 01:27 PM

So Levi would be 177cm tall.

CrimsomWolf

Mar 31, 2009, 01:48 PM

...
....
....
.....

That's okay then Levi, we're about the same height (give or take two cm.)

You are not alone.

SpikeOtacon

Mar 31, 2009, 01:50 PM

I'm 5'10'', do you want me to be taller?

You'll always be taller than Nitro.

CrimsomWolf

Mar 31, 2009, 01:52 PM

Imagine that there are mortals which would kill for this extra height.

Most of my family being one. Or those midgets first-years on our Drama Company.

Vanzazikon

Mar 31, 2009, 01:55 PM

Imagine that there are midgets which would kill for this extra height.
Ah, for shame. :nono:

Boogie Troll

Mar 31, 2009, 03:00 PM

AMAZON WOMAN.

Vanzazikon

Mar 31, 2009, 03:05 PM

Snu Snu!?

Leviathan

Mar 31, 2009, 03:39 PM

What you fail to realize is that LeviFlowers only need love and company and someone to talk to.

Honestly, if you were a flower, would you want 5 people raining water on you? I think not.
(Also, if you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?)

And if any of you use that as an excuse to flirt with her more, get out.

:3]/small]

Leviathan's a girl?

For some reason that didn't cross my mind. Although it does make all the bizarre comments in this thread make a lot more sense.

[small]You didn't know?
IRL Pic thread gogogo!

You'll always be taller than Nitro.

I might catch up with you one day. D;

AMAZON WOMAN.

Yes.

Snu Snu!?

No.

Tessu

Mar 31, 2009, 04:36 PM

Leviathan's a girl?

Hey, welcome to FKL, my name is Tessu.

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ALSO LEVI IS TALLER THAN ME BUT JUST A LITTLE BIT. If you'd just give me one inch we'd be exactly even. One goddamn inch.

Maybe two.

Outrider

Mar 31, 2009, 04:59 PM

Hey, welcome to FKL, my name is Tessu.

See, I know you're a girl.

You are a girl, right?

I'm beginning to feel like I have to set up a chart to keep track of everybody's gender. I GOTTA GET MY PRONOUNS RIGHT.

That chart will sit next to my chart of people who have changed their user names.

TalHex

Mar 31, 2009, 05:13 PM

i just refer to people by whatever is most convenient at the time...

Shadowpawn

Mar 31, 2009, 05:18 PM

Leviathan's a girl?

For some reason that didn't cross my mind. Although it does make all the bizarre comments in this thread make a lot more sense.

That makes your comment about liquids and Japanese porn even more perverted doesn't it? It's bad enough you're a telekinetic flesh eating zombie, you're a perverted telekinetic flesh eating zombie. Good grief.

astuarlen

Mar 31, 2009, 05:22 PM

Hey, welcome to FKL, my name is Tessu.

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ALSO LEVI IS TALLER THAN ME BUT JUST A LITTLE BIT. If you'd just give me one inch we'd be exactly even. One goddamn inch.

Maybe two.

Give Tessu an inch, she'll take a mile.
http://www.grindhousedatabase.com/images/Attack_of_the_50ft_woman.jpg

CrimsomWolf

Mar 31, 2009, 05:41 PM

What you fail to realize is that LeviFlowers only need love and company and someone to talk to.

Honestly, if you were a flower, would you want 5 people raining water on you? I think not
And if any of you use that as an excuse to flirt with her more, get out.

Feisty today aren't we?

Though, it might be that I'm over-reacting to watering of plants, seeing how I once managed to dehydrate a cactus. I think

No need to worry anyway. Strong flower smell either makes me caught or sneeze unless it's lavender, so I'm not going to kidnap your flowers Tessu.Though it's different for the cookies.

Tessu

Mar 31, 2009, 06:01 PM

See, I know you're a girl.

You are a girl, right?

I'm beginning to feel like I have to set up a chart to keep track of everybody's gender. I GOTTA GET MY PRONOUNS RIGHT.

That chart will sit next to my chart of people who have changed their user names.

Something like that.
Also, you must get the pronouns right. There is no greater offense than to... than to misconceive the gender of someone on the internet. The level of disrespect you'd have to have for a person is immense. It simply can't be measured.

Give Tessu an inch, she'll take a mile.

50 feet might be an understatement as to how far a mile goes, but it's a start. I wouldn't mind being 5,280 feet tall (or 1.609344 kilometers for communists). However, I'm worried about the weight gain.

Feisty today aren't we?[/size]

I'm very protective of my women flowers.

CrimsomWolf

Mar 31, 2009, 06:10 PM

You sound like Cylon Six.

Oh dammn, they're already here. Turn off internet and run to closest Battlestar and get out like right now!

astuarlen

Mar 31, 2009, 06:13 PM

50 feet might be an understatement as to how far a mile goes, but it's a start. I wouldn't mind being 5,280 feet tall (or 1.609344 kilometers for communists). However, I'm worried about the weight gain.

That's why it's a short mile.

Something like that.
Also, you must get the pronouns right. There is no greater offense than to... than to misconceive the gender of someone on the internet. The level of disrespect you'd have to have for a person is immense. It simply can't be measured.

Might be able to measure it with a milestick.

Outrider

Apr 1, 2009, 09:44 AM

Might be able to measure it with a milestick.

What about a rhythm stick?

Nitro Vordex

Apr 1, 2009, 10:31 AM

You'll always be taller than Nitro.
Shaddap. ;-;

Ranmaru

Apr 1, 2009, 11:18 AM

That makes your comment about liquids and Japanese porn even more perverted doesn't it? It's bad enough you're a telekinetic flesh eating zombie, you're a perverted telekinetic flesh eating zombie. Good grief.

So are you. Don't try the hide it. Oh wait you are the 'open' type. but still.