Outrider
May 11, 2009, 04:28 PM
I came across this on the Consumerist just a moment ago and I had to share: http://consumerist.com/5248394/diesel-shoes-comment-card-is-whimsical-beyond-comprehension
This is a completely insane customer comment card that came with somebody's shoes. Let me just give you a sample of some of the "questions" they asked:
4. I frequently and readily express my feelings, emotions and urges.
5. I am rigorously exercising at the public swimming baths. I am very imposing towards a novice. We make love in a locker and I fall heavily pregnant, I indulge in a sex change to avoid aborting the baby but still there she grows, how do I rid myself without losing my natural breasts.
6. I am imprisoned, serving 5 life sentences, my inmates are angry and upset about the flippant lack of soap in the shower rooms. I invent and energetically take to market a brand new top of the range shower gel with the great satisfaction of making the world that little bit better than I found it.
I don't even know what's going on here.
This is a completely insane customer comment card that came with somebody's shoes. Let me just give you a sample of some of the "questions" they asked:
4. I frequently and readily express my feelings, emotions and urges.
5. I am rigorously exercising at the public swimming baths. I am very imposing towards a novice. We make love in a locker and I fall heavily pregnant, I indulge in a sex change to avoid aborting the baby but still there she grows, how do I rid myself without losing my natural breasts.
6. I am imprisoned, serving 5 life sentences, my inmates are angry and upset about the flippant lack of soap in the shower rooms. I invent and energetically take to market a brand new top of the range shower gel with the great satisfaction of making the world that little bit better than I found it.
I don't even know what's going on here.