SnAPPUrU-nyan-ko
Feb 27, 2003, 05:10 PM
It has been the goal for a few users to get snappuru-nyan-ko banned from this site. They would resort to melodrama over anything questionable posted by me in a poor attempt to get me banned by the moderaters. All of them have failed, and most have actually gotten banned themselves. =-_-=
I have a solution for everyone, though: You can easily kill me and not go to jail. Isn't that as good as a ban from pso-world.com? I think so.
What you need to do is play challenge mode on the GameCube US or GameCube JP 1.1 patched servers.
First, you need to create a character that won't be suspicious. Since SnAPPLE is prejudiced against RAmar(l)s on sight, it's wise to picka HUnter. HUnewearls are easy on the eyes, HUmars are tolerable, HUcasts are loved, and HUcaseals and loved.
Next, find SF-SnAPPLE, KHF-SnAPPLE, or TSFO-SnAPPLE. You can find them on 68:JP/Alcyone:06-13. There's no need to be on exactly block 6, since "Guild card: Choice search: Find user" will work within all blocks of the Alcyone ship, given that you're in one of its blocks.
If choice search fails, try searching the game list. Press X to retreive the list of players in the highlisted team.
When you do find SnAPPLE, join her team. A good way to disguise yourself as a challenge junkie is to use word select phrases in this order: "Hello" or "Good evening" or "Good morning", "Nice to meet you", "Good to see you". Japanese time is 14 hours ahead of Eastern Standard time, so if you pretend to be Japanese, you will be even better disguised.
Now, here's where we get messy. SnAPPLE is a nervous person who gets excited very fast. If you can give her a heart attack and kill her, then mission accomplished :3!
Just dying in the middle of a stage is too simple. That won't even raise her heart rate. Instead, you need to gradually push her buttons. This will take time, since it is most effective to do this over multiple stages.
As a hunter, you need to follow SF-SnAPPLE, a FOnewearl, to each and every room that contains treasure items. Attack the boxes with single-hit weapons and collect anything that appears. Here's a good tip: Make it obvious that you have picked up a force item, such as a mind or TP material. When SnAPPLE stops to bitch at you, you immediately use a monogrinder or other non-force material. She will flip her lid and spaz out, increasing her blood pressure! You could just use the force item, but it would be sort of obvious that you're trying to piss her off, just as if you were to die on purpose.
Anotehr tip is for stages 7 and 8. SnAPPLE always asks for 2 scape dolls from the hunters, so she can burn them for TP. Get killed during around half of the stage's duration, thus using up your last doll. Get hit constantly and watch as SnAPPLE scrambles around, trying to drop a doll in front of you. Don't take it, but also don't die. Try to get hit by weak monsters, such as claws, so that the warning sound rings often.
And now the grand finale, to finish her off. You have two choices:
The first is to play all the way to stage 9. When you warp to the last area, the boss, unplug your conenction and properly save your game. SnAPPLE will think you got the loading screen of death, and will suffer mental anguish at the loss of dolls and damage.
The second option is more sadistic: Before warping to the boss, drop all but one of your scape dolls. When you get to the second of three forms for the boss, get trapped in the small gap the boss leaves. There you will discretely leave your scape doll. Don't die, yet. Get the the third form, remembering to heal with mates in case SnAPPLE can't cast resta on you. When the boss lowers itself, so that you can't hit it, stand directly in front and unequip your armor and shield. The ice blast should kill you, thus blowing the entire game. This is quite safe, since SnAPPLE knows the ice attack has a decent chance of killing anyone.
Eventually, her blood pressure will give her a heart attack and she will die. Do it for gally! =^_^=
I have a solution for everyone, though: You can easily kill me and not go to jail. Isn't that as good as a ban from pso-world.com? I think so.
What you need to do is play challenge mode on the GameCube US or GameCube JP 1.1 patched servers.
First, you need to create a character that won't be suspicious. Since SnAPPLE is prejudiced against RAmar(l)s on sight, it's wise to picka HUnter. HUnewearls are easy on the eyes, HUmars are tolerable, HUcasts are loved, and HUcaseals and loved.
Next, find SF-SnAPPLE, KHF-SnAPPLE, or TSFO-SnAPPLE. You can find them on 68:JP/Alcyone:06-13. There's no need to be on exactly block 6, since "Guild card: Choice search: Find user" will work within all blocks of the Alcyone ship, given that you're in one of its blocks.
If choice search fails, try searching the game list. Press X to retreive the list of players in the highlisted team.
When you do find SnAPPLE, join her team. A good way to disguise yourself as a challenge junkie is to use word select phrases in this order: "Hello" or "Good evening" or "Good morning", "Nice to meet you", "Good to see you". Japanese time is 14 hours ahead of Eastern Standard time, so if you pretend to be Japanese, you will be even better disguised.
Now, here's where we get messy. SnAPPLE is a nervous person who gets excited very fast. If you can give her a heart attack and kill her, then mission accomplished :3!
Just dying in the middle of a stage is too simple. That won't even raise her heart rate. Instead, you need to gradually push her buttons. This will take time, since it is most effective to do this over multiple stages.
As a hunter, you need to follow SF-SnAPPLE, a FOnewearl, to each and every room that contains treasure items. Attack the boxes with single-hit weapons and collect anything that appears. Here's a good tip: Make it obvious that you have picked up a force item, such as a mind or TP material. When SnAPPLE stops to bitch at you, you immediately use a monogrinder or other non-force material. She will flip her lid and spaz out, increasing her blood pressure! You could just use the force item, but it would be sort of obvious that you're trying to piss her off, just as if you were to die on purpose.
Anotehr tip is for stages 7 and 8. SnAPPLE always asks for 2 scape dolls from the hunters, so she can burn them for TP. Get killed during around half of the stage's duration, thus using up your last doll. Get hit constantly and watch as SnAPPLE scrambles around, trying to drop a doll in front of you. Don't take it, but also don't die. Try to get hit by weak monsters, such as claws, so that the warning sound rings often.
And now the grand finale, to finish her off. You have two choices:
The first is to play all the way to stage 9. When you warp to the last area, the boss, unplug your conenction and properly save your game. SnAPPLE will think you got the loading screen of death, and will suffer mental anguish at the loss of dolls and damage.
The second option is more sadistic: Before warping to the boss, drop all but one of your scape dolls. When you get to the second of three forms for the boss, get trapped in the small gap the boss leaves. There you will discretely leave your scape doll. Don't die, yet. Get the the third form, remembering to heal with mates in case SnAPPLE can't cast resta on you. When the boss lowers itself, so that you can't hit it, stand directly in front and unequip your armor and shield. The ice blast should kill you, thus blowing the entire game. This is quite safe, since SnAPPLE knows the ice attack has a decent chance of killing anyone.
Eventually, her blood pressure will give her a heart attack and she will die. Do it for gally! =^_^=