If you could have ANYTHING on Ebay free of charge, what would it be?

[Chukie sue]

Okay, it doesn't have to be Ebay, just some online shopping service.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ANIME-BLEACH-ICHIGO-NICE-VIBE-SHIRT-COSPLAY-NEW_W0QQitemZ260546930973QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_Def aultDomain_0?hash=item3ca9cea91d

I've been looking for one of these for quite some time now...

[RAcast Extremist]

Chocolate.

[Retehi]

Anything free of charge, on a site that sells everything, and you want a shirt with 2 words on it?

<_<

[W0LB0T]

100 tonnes of gold bullion

[Volcompat321]

Anything free of charge, on a site that sells everything, and you want a shirt with 2 words on it?

<_<


Exactly what I was thinking.

Well, since you said anything, and it would be free to me, I'd ask for http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-WACOM-CINTIQ-12WX-Interactive-Pen-Display-see-Offer_W0QQitemZ290261332085QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_D efaultDomain_0?hash=item4394ec7075 .
Since I could use one. :D

Now, who's spending all this money for us to get free stuff?

[RAcast Extremist]

God is.

[Alnet]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Fate-Stay-Night-Saber-Caliburn-Avalon-49-Sword-Cosplay_W0QQitemZ120465724513QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH _DefaultDomain_0?hash=item1c0c511461

I freaking love Caliburn's design. A replica would be sweet. Or an HD television.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Samsung-LN32B550-32-inch-HD-1080p-LCD-TV_W0QQitemZ290400229598QQcmdZViewItemQQptZTelevis ions?hash=item439d33d8de

[Neith]

Anything?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2009-ASTON-MARTIN-V12-VANTAGE-V12-VANTAGE-2010MY_W0QQitemZ260546682358QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAut omobiles_UK?hash=item3ca9caddf6

Gib miracle lottery win or something. :disapprove:

[DayDreamer]

I would like a Klonoa game asap [preferably klonoa2 LV but since he isnt really popular no one should know what im talking about]

[Legendwolf]

maybe a capture card ..or a keyblade :D

[Chukie sue]

yes, ANYTHING you could possibly want.

And yes, it's only a shirt. But I figured there would already be people posting up mega awesome fast computers and things like that, so I figured I'd be more original.

[Weeaboolits]

http://www.collingswoodking.com/tfmasterpiececonvoy1.jpg

[Kirukia]

Whatever I can sell back for the most ;p

[Jehosaphaty]

One of those boxes of random dvds that has one semi-enjoyable movie and lots of terrible kung-fu knock-offs.

Or, lots of games-workshop products dirt ass cheap.

[Randomness]

Can I choose Alaska at its original purchase price?

Seriously, I'd buy something to sell it :wacko:

[Volcompat321]

Can I choose Alaska at its original purchase price?

Seriously, I'd buy something to sell it :wacko:

Damnit, I should have picked Alaska. :/
But I doubt it's on Ebay.

[Outrider]

Why, none other than the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank from Amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1266293679&sr=8-1


http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FBH0ARF2L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

Product Features
Carries cargo or a crew of up to five internally or on the roof.
Piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch.
6hp Tecumseh gasoline engine, top speed 40 mph.
Includes head/tail and turn signal lights, trim and underbody lighting.
400 watt premium sound with PA system, plush interior, and external camera.


Check out some of the reviews:


I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.

But not this baby, no way.

This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!

I had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!!

Oh, it also has plenty of room for groceries, and if you need to like move a loveseat or something it'll fit if you use a little bungee cord.

The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a polyresin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size.

Overall, a great tank.

After all, with such product reviews as this, who wouldn't want the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank?

[Randomness]

After all, with such product reviews as this, who wouldn't want the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank?

There seems to be a distinct lack of offensive weaponry on that vehicle. I can't see anything even remotely resembling a main gun...

Were this in FKL, I'd say :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :disapprove: for prolonged chuckles.

But in all honesty, you could stop that thing with a tree in the road. Wouldn't even have to be a big one.

Also, my first thought looking at that was the sand vehicles from Return of the Jedi.

[BahnKnakyu]

Fully decked out 2009/2010 Nissan Skyline with a NISMO tuneup.

Nuff said.

[Zeek123]

I was just going to be snippy and say something like a soul. But I feel completely inferior to Outrider's comment...
Bravo...

[Outrider]

Perhaps the best review for the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank has to be this one:


The Donk is OK, not recommended for a drunken rampage, March 2, 2006
By Billy Bob McRobert "Billy Boy" (Al's Trailer Court, KT) - See all my reviews

If I had it to do over again, I'd leave my insurance settlement money under my matress a while longer instead of spendin it on one of these things. A Badonkadonk ... more like a Badonkajunk.

I bought one of these Donks 'cause I thought the cops wouldn't hastle me in it. Since it aint road legal I figured it wouldn't matter that I don't got a driver's license anymore (It's that kinda "outa the box" thinkin that's got me where I am in life). I figured when the cops said "Billy, you know you aint supposed to be drivin a car anymore" I could say "I aint drivin a car, I'm drivin a Donk" and then crank up "Freebird" on my 400 Watt stereo as I lay down a thick patch of rubber with the 6hp fire-breathin power plant and maybe let out a rebel yell as I go up on 2 wheels and squeeze between the 2 squad cars they had set up as a road block. Then when they pulled out their guns and tried to stop me the bullets would just rikoshay off my trusty Donk as I glance matter-of-factly into the rear view mirror and flick the ash off my Marlboro in symbolic contempt of the agressors what I had just thwarted.

Nothin was further from the truth though: I had just stayed late over at my sister trailer and was fixin to head back across the court to my trailer. I will admit that I had been drinkin, but her trailer was just a few loops over from mine and it was after 3AM so I figured I weren't gonna hurt nobody, especially in the old "Donk". As chance would have it, I just happened to be wearing various article of my sister's clothing and started to recognize the familiar smell of MacDonnald french fries. As I turned the corner into my own loop, the smell was unmistakable ... as was the conclusion that I deducticated in my mind ... my sister had been gettin cozy with that retard Lucas Tubbs who works the MacDonnald's drive through.

Well, I have to tell you I became engorged with rage! I whipped the old Donker around and started headin for MacDonnalds to show ol' Tubbs what I thought of him sneakin around my sis. I only made it as far as the trailer park entrance though, cause I got high-centered on the speed bump there. Folks tell me that I crawled on top of the Donkster and started yellin obsenities at that point, but to be honest I don't recall that part. It must have been true though because the police showed up very quickly. When I saw the squad car, I scurried back into the Donk, locked the hatch, started up the engine, and floored it! It was the right thing to do because, in their vain effort to extracticate me from my vehicular conveyance, the cops jumped on the roof of the Donk tipping the balance just far enough that the wheels grabbed hold and I was able to get off of the speed bump. Hot pursuit was on!

The cops' squad car must have malfunctioned because the officers proceded to pursue me on foot. By the time I got to Main Street I had a comfortable lead on them. I turned South, as that was the proper mode of direction to arrive at the MacDonnalds. At that point my drunken rage peaked and I knew what I had to do to save my families honor: I was gonna crash my tank into the MacDonnalds drive through! I rev'ed up the engine and floored it! As I got closer and closer, I could see ol' 'tardy Tubbs' face paint a life-size portrait of confusion on a tattered canvas of fear and surprise. I thought to myself "All will be made right again" as I flew by the intercom, scraping sparks of anger and bitterness as I careened past. I was overjoyed to see that, even though he had plenty of time to see me coming and move out of the way, ol' 'tardy Tubbs was still in my direct line-of-flight. I braced for impact as the Donk hit the order window plexiglass, bounced off, and rolled over on its side. I must have hit my head on the pivoting control stick because I blacked out momentarily. I awoke to the sound of my tiny wheels spinning madly at 40 miles per hour. With my battle tank inoperable, my hopes of even slightly inconveniencing Lucas Tubbs dashed, and my sister's fine clothes soiled with sweat and blood, I had no choice left but to piss myself and start flailing my arms and legs madly.

The police that had been pursuing me arrived moments later. I do not agree with their assessment that I was a danger to myself and others, but I don't recall that part of the evenning very well so I can't say for sure. Either way, I don't think the use of the Tazer was justified. However, I now have lawsuits outstanding against MacDonnalds for faulty drive through design, the manufacturer of the Tazer, and the local police. One of these suits needs to pay out to replace the money from the insurance settlement and pay the court mandated restitution to MacDonnalds and the local police.

In the end, I blame all my problems on the Donk. I hope they have good insurance. I'm comin for them next.

[Firocket1690]

If I could have anything I'd want on eBay, I would want

http://www.atooltodeceiveandslaughter.com

http://www.caleblarsen.com/projects/a-tool-to-deceive-and-slaughter

[lavisblade]

[spoiler-box]The Donk is OK, not recommended for a drunken rampage, March 2, 2006
By Billy Bob McRobert "Billy Boy" (Al's Trailer Court, KT) - See all my reviews

If I had it to do over again, I'd leave my insurance settlement money under my matress a while longer instead of spendin it on one of these things. A Badonkadonk ... more like a Badonkajunk.

I bought one of these Donks 'cause I thought the cops wouldn't hastle me in it. Since it aint road legal I figured it wouldn't matter that I don't got a driver's license anymore (It's that kinda "outa the box" thinkin that's got me where I am in life). I figured when the cops said "Billy, you know you aint supposed to be drivin a car anymore" I could say "I aint drivin a car, I'm drivin a Donk" and then crank up "Freebird" on my 400 Watt stereo as I lay down a thick patch of rubber with the 6hp fire-breathin power plant and maybe let out a rebel yell as I go up on 2 wheels and squeeze between the 2 squad cars they had set up as a road block. Then when they pulled out their guns and tried to stop me the bullets would just rikoshay off my trusty Donk as I glance matter-of-factly into the rear view mirror and flick the ash off my Marlboro in symbolic contempt of the agressors what I had just thwarted.

Nothin was further from the truth though: I had just stayed late over at my sister trailer and was fixin to head back across the court to my trailer. I will admit that I had been drinkin, but her trailer was just a few loops over from mine and it was after 3AM so I figured I weren't gonna hurt nobody, especially in the old "Donk". As chance would have it, I just happened to be wearing various article of my sister's clothing and started to recognize the familiar smell of MacDonnald french fries. As I turned the corner into my own loop, the smell was unmistakable ... as was the conclusion that I deducticated in my mind ... my sister had been gettin cozy with that retard Lucas Tubbs who works the MacDonnald's drive through.

Well, I have to tell you I became engorged with rage! I whipped the old Donker around and started headin for MacDonnalds to show ol' Tubbs what I thought of him sneakin around my sis. I only made it as far as the trailer park entrance though, cause I got high-centered on the speed bump there. Folks tell me that I crawled on top of the Donkster and started yellin obsenities at that point, but to be honest I don't recall that part. It must have been true though because the police showed up very quickly. When I saw the squad car, I scurried back into the Donk, locked the hatch, started up the engine, and floored it! It was the right thing to do because, in their vain effort to extracticate me from my vehicular conveyance, the cops jumped on the roof of the Donk tipping the balance just far enough that the wheels grabbed hold and I was able to get off of the speed bump. Hot pursuit was on!

The cops' squad car must have malfunctioned because the officers proceded to pursue me on foot. By the time I got to Main Street I had a comfortable lead on them. I turned South, as that was the proper mode of direction to arrive at the MacDonnalds. At that point my drunken rage peaked and I knew what I had to do to save my families honor: I was gonna crash my tank into the MacDonnalds drive through! I rev'ed up the engine and floored it! As I got closer and closer, I could see ol' 'tardy Tubbs' face paint a life-size portrait of confusion on a tattered canvas of fear and surprise. I thought to myself "All will be made right again" as I flew by the intercom, scraping sparks of anger and bitterness as I careened past. I was overjoyed to see that, even though he had plenty of time to see me coming and move out of the way, ol' 'tardy Tubbs was still in my direct line-of-flight. I braced for impact as the Donk hit the order window plexiglass, bounced off, and rolled over on its side. I must have hit my head on the pivoting control stick because I blacked out momentarily. I awoke to the sound of my tiny wheels spinning madly at 40 miles per hour. With my battle tank inoperable, my hopes of even slightly inconveniencing Lucas Tubbs dashed, and my sister's fine clothes soiled with sweat and blood, I had no choice left but to piss myself and start flailing my arms and legs madly.

The police that had been pursuing me arrived moments later. I do not agree with their assessment that I was a danger to myself and others, but I don't recall that part of the evenning very well so I can't say for sure. Either way, I don't think the use of the Tazer was justified. However, I now have lawsuits outstanding against MacDonnalds for faulty drive through design, the manufacturer of the Tazer, and the local police. One of these suits needs to pay out to replace the money from the insurance settlement and pay the court mandated restitution to MacDonnalds and the local police.

In the end, I blame all my problems on the Donk. I hope they have good insurance. I'm comin for them next. [/spoiler-box]
Epic review is epic.

[KittyCatSlut]

Coach Handbags...I'm not talking about the cheap looking ones. I want a real one :D.

[Alnet]

http://www.collingswoodking.com/tfmasterpiececonvoy1.jpg
Argh, reminds me of the time I met one of my friend's friends - this guy who was completely obsessed with Transformers and Sailor Moon and such, but even at an anime convention, was unable to understand that they were Japanese.

"'His name's not "Convoy"!! It's "Optimus Prime"!!" *scoffs*

Uh... yeah... it is. >_> In any case, awesome figure.

[Cookie Monster]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Money-Wealth-Cash-Lottery-Spell-108-hours-6-Bonuses_W0QQitemZ110494927364QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH _DefaultDomain_0?hash=item19ba02ca04
I could use some real life 3* luck :yes: lol

[astuarlen]

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1266293679&sr=8-1

JL421 Badonkadonk : cow-catcher :: Roomba : vacuum cleaner


Perhaps the best review for the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank has to be this one:[spoiler-box]The Donk is OK, not recommended for a drunken rampage, March 2, 2006
By Billy Bob McRobert "Billy Boy" (Al's Trailer Court, KT) - See all my reviews

If I had it to do over again, I'd leave my insurance settlement money under my matress a while longer instead of spendin it on one of these things. A Badonkadonk ... more like a Badonkajunk.

I bought one of these Donks 'cause I thought the cops wouldn't hastle me in it. Since it aint road legal I figured it wouldn't matter that I don't got a driver's license anymore (It's that kinda "outa the box" thinkin that's got me where I am in life). I figured when the cops said "Billy, you know you aint supposed to be drivin a car anymore" I could say "I aint drivin a car, I'm drivin a Donk" and then crank up "Freebird" on my 400 Watt stereo as I lay down a thick patch of rubber with the 6hp fire-breathin power plant and maybe let out a rebel yell as I go up on 2 wheels and squeeze between the 2 squad cars they had set up as a road block. Then when they pulled out their guns and tried to stop me the bullets would just rikoshay off my trusty Donk as I glance matter-of-factly into the rear view mirror and flick the ash off my Marlboro in symbolic contempt of the agressors what I had just thwarted.

Nothin was further from the truth though: I had just stayed late over at my sister trailer and was fixin to head back across the court to my trailer. I will admit that I had been drinkin, but her trailer was just a few loops over from mine and it was after 3AM so I figured I weren't gonna hurt nobody, especially in the old "Donk". As chance would have it, I just happened to be wearing various article of my sister's clothing and started to recognize the familiar smell of MacDonnald french fries. As I turned the corner into my own loop, the smell was unmistakable ... as was the conclusion that I deducticated in my mind ... my sister had been gettin cozy with that retard Lucas Tubbs who works the MacDonnald's drive through.

Well, I have to tell you I became engorged with rage! I whipped the old Donker around and started headin for MacDonnalds to show ol' Tubbs what I thought of him sneakin around my sis. I only made it as far as the trailer park entrance though, cause I got high-centered on the speed bump there. Folks tell me that I crawled on top of the Donkster and started yellin obsenities at that point, but to be honest I don't recall that part. It must have been true though because the police showed up very quickly. When I saw the squad car, I scurried back into the Donk, locked the hatch, started up the engine, and floored it! It was the right thing to do because, in their vain effort to extracticate me from my vehicular conveyance, the cops jumped on the roof of the Donk tipping the balance just far enough that the wheels grabbed hold and I was able to get off of the speed bump. Hot pursuit was on!

The cops' squad car must have malfunctioned because the officers proceded to pursue me on foot. By the time I got to Main Street I had a comfortable lead on them. I turned South, as that was the proper mode of direction to arrive at the MacDonnalds. At that point my drunken rage peaked and I knew what I had to do to save my families honor: I was gonna crash my tank into the MacDonnalds drive through! I rev'ed up the engine and floored it! As I got closer and closer, I could see ol' 'tardy Tubbs' face paint a life-size portrait of confusion on a tattered canvas of fear and surprise. I thought to myself "All will be made right again" as I flew by the intercom, scraping sparks of anger and bitterness as I careened past. I was overjoyed to see that, even though he had plenty of time to see me coming and move out of the way, ol' 'tardy Tubbs was still in my direct line-of-flight. I braced for impact as the Donk hit the order window plexiglass, bounced off, and rolled over on its side. I must have hit my head on the pivoting control stick because I blacked out momentarily. I awoke to the sound of my tiny wheels spinning madly at 40 miles per hour. With my battle tank inoperable, my hopes of even slightly inconveniencing Lucas Tubbs dashed, and my sister's fine clothes soiled with sweat and blood, I had no choice left but to piss myself and start flailing my arms and legs madly.

The police that had been pursuing me arrived moments later. I do not agree with their assessment that I was a danger to myself and others, but I don't recall that part of the evenning very well so I can't say for sure. Either way, I don't think the use of the Tazer was justified. However, I now have lawsuits outstanding against MacDonnalds for faulty drive through design, the manufacturer of the Tazer, and the local police. One of these suits needs to pay out to replace the money from the insurance settlement and pay the court mandated restitution to MacDonnalds and the local police.

In the end, I blame all my problems on the Donk. I hope they have good insurance. I'm comin for them next.[/spoiler-box]

Rick O'Shay is now the name of the unstoppable protag in my future sci-fi/adventure comic.


If I could have anything I'd want on eBay, I would want

http://www.atooltodeceiveandslaughter.com

http://www.caleblarsen.com/projects/a-tool-to-deceive-and-slaughter

A sinister black cube disguised as meta interactive art disguised as a sinister black cube. D:

[washuguy]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230439084178&rvr_id=&crlp=1_263602_263622&UA=WVI7&GUID=f689439e1260a0aad570b3c0fef8b445&itemid=230439084178&ff4=263602_263622 I want this...

[Leviathan]

One thing you say? A car for my mom.

Anything as in multiples? All the stupid crap I want. Laptop, Hurley backpack, octopus USB, clothes, video games, etc...

[HUnewearl_Meira]

You are all thinking so small scale.

I would take this (http://spluch.blogspot.com/2007/09/nuclear-missile-base-for-sale-on-ebay.html). Here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7012020.stm) is an alternative link.

DO WANT.

[Randomness]

You are all thinking so small scale.

I would take this (http://spluch.blogspot.com/2007/09/nuclear-missile-base-for-sale-on-ebay.html). Here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7012020.stm) is an alternative link.

DO WANT.

(Before reading) Missile base? On e-bay? Russia, right?

(After reading) Oh. Well. That makes more since than the cliche Russia-raising-money-by-selling-nukes.

Quickly! Someone find something even crazier!

[HUnewearl_Meira]

Well, there was a guy that sold his life (http://news.slashdot.org/story/08/06/24/0216205/Man-Selling-His-Life-On-eBay). I think I'd rather have the missile base, though.

[Outrider]

You are all thinking so small scale.

I would take this (http://spluch.blogspot.com/2007/09/nuclear-missile-base-for-sale-on-ebay.html). Here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7012020.stm) is an alternative link.

DO WANT.

http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/217536446_6mrhu-L-2.jpg

[Boxblaster]

http://www.cosmicconservative.com/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/wasilla_transformer.jpg

I know it WAS on ebay years ago. This is my pick for what I'd want. Hands. Down.

[Volcompat321]

You are all thinking so small scale.

I would take this (http://spluch.blogspot.com/2007/09/nuclear-missile-base-for-sale-on-ebay.html). Here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7012020.stm) is an alternative link.

DO WANT.

Living there would be pretty awesome.
I'd never complain about the heat down here again!

[Evicous]

I'll go a little more modest than the missile silo
http://cgi.ebay.com/Japanese-Devil-Tamagotchi-Black_W0QQitemZ350315000347QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_D efaultDomain_0?hash=item519066b21b