King_Yoshi42
Feb 24, 2010, 10:26 PM
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Have you ever been injured by Giant Robots?
Dragons leave you unable to work?
Have ever you suffered from:
-Burn
-Poison
-Slow
-Confusion
-Shock
-Frozen
-Octo-Rape
-Instant Death
-Death By Rabbits
-Death By Aggravating Robots
-Death By Photon Eraser
-Red Box Syndrome
Then you need to call King Yoshi and Roboshi, Phantasy Lawyers.
By choosing us, you'll be paid compensation* by whatever has left you injured**. We'll take any case, and the only payment you need is rares your support in helping us win the case.
All you need to do is give us a call (by adding our Friend Code and posting), and we'll be able to work your case as soon as we can.
Remember, here at King Yoshi and Roboshi, our motto is:
"If getting you your payment means mass slaughter, then by god, we'll just have to get our weapons out and murder some shit."
*As in rare items
**Compensation is usually acquired by beating hell out of whatever injured you
Hours:
King Yoshi & Roboshi: Phantasy Lawyers are only available for call on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday after 3PM, Eastern Time.
For people who don't get the joke
If you didn't notice, this is most obviously a thread to exchange FCs. We can go Rare hunting, power-level, or do some good-ol meaningless runs through areas just to waste time.
Have you ever been injured by Giant Robots?
Dragons leave you unable to work?
Have ever you suffered from:
-Burn
-Poison
-Slow
-Confusion
-Shock
-Frozen
-Octo-Rape
-Instant Death
-Death By Rabbits
-Death By Aggravating Robots
-Death By Photon Eraser
-Red Box Syndrome
Then you need to call King Yoshi and Roboshi, Phantasy Lawyers.
By choosing us, you'll be paid compensation* by whatever has left you injured**. We'll take any case, and the only payment you need is rares your support in helping us win the case.
All you need to do is give us a call (by adding our Friend Code and posting), and we'll be able to work your case as soon as we can.
Remember, here at King Yoshi and Roboshi, our motto is:
"If getting you your payment means mass slaughter, then by god, we'll just have to get our weapons out and murder some shit."
*As in rare items
**Compensation is usually acquired by beating hell out of whatever injured you
Hours:
King Yoshi & Roboshi: Phantasy Lawyers are only available for call on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday after 3PM, Eastern Time.
For people who don't get the joke
If you didn't notice, this is most obviously a thread to exchange FCs. We can go Rare hunting, power-level, or do some good-ol meaningless runs through areas just to waste time.