The FOcast... lol [Archive]

PalRappies_go_splat

Mar 2, 2003, 11:15 AM

well... im bored so im gonna make up a crappy lil story bout Elly that girl from Ep 2.

Prologe
One day in the great lab of Pioneer 2 a former guide and newly appointed scientist, Elly was starting out on a quest. It was her job to test out thier new prototype, the FOcast a.k.a. Project MEGID. Since this would be her first time down on Ragol Elly was nervous... She had always wondered what it was like to be a hunter.

This new andriod-force, which has already been tested in VR, would now be tested on the beach of the island ?(heh i cant remember the name damnit wat was it called???) The andriod was given minimal AI to make sure it does not rebel like many other experiments have. But because of this lack of brains it needed a master to give it orders. This is where Elly comes in, she is to escort Project MEGID across the shore and report back with the data.

PROJECT MEGID
"Hi! I'm Elly!!! Nice to meetcha!"
"(.....)HE-LO I AM Y-19452MX342K. I AM A FOCAST - THE FIRST OF MY KIND."
"KEWL!!! Your soo sexy!!! Then again I think all robots are... O well, can I call you Bob?"
"(processing "kewl"..... kewl=cool=cold)MASTER IS COLD. MUST HEAT! MUST HEAT! MUST HEAT! (Acess tech database.........Foie-Basic fireball attack.......Fireball=Fire=Heat.....Activate Foie)"
"OWWW!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR??? IT BURNS!!!! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT NOW!!!"
"(.....master on fire......)YES MASTER. MASTER IS TOO HOT. MUST COOL.(access tech database..........GiBarta-ice blast attack....Ice="KEWL"=Cold........Activate GiBarta)"
"....*frozen*...."
"(master not responding..........heart rate droping.....need dephibrilator)NEED DEPHIBRILATOR MASTER DYING NEED NEED NEED(Can not access dephibrilator........accessing tech database......Zonde-Basic lightning attack.......Lightning=Shock..........Activate Zonde)
".......AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IN THE??? Robot stop that! Are you insane???"
"(........processing AHHHHHH..........processing insane..........AHHHHHH+insane=Master insane)MASTER IS INSANE MASTER IS INSANE MUST CONTAIN MUST CONTAIN MASTER IS INSANE"
"HEY LET GO OF ME!"
"(...Resistance encountered....activate battle.exe.....access tech database.....Megid-Instakill.....Activate Megid"
"(I cant belive this is happening)....*dies*...."
"(Master dead....access tech database......Reverser-Revive........Activate Revive)"
"AH! Finaly you did something right you good for nothing peice of crap! Get away from me now!! GO I COMMAND YOU!!!"
"......(Processing....Command-Threat....activate battle.exe........
And so thats how they met... Elly was rushed to the ER apparently for being burnt, frozen, shocked, and nearly killed 3 times. As for Bob... he was given some more AI.

Epilogue
Bob was capable of completing the task by himself while Elly was recovering from the ER. Ever since Elly has been afraid of robots. She doesn't think anything remotley similar to a machine is sexy anymore... Unfortunatly Bob never made it back to Pioneer 2. Apparently he changed his name to KIREEK, met a nice little Rappy and settled down... Their first and only child, the ADHD Rappy was put in the Pioneer 2 wildlife preservation but was put to sleep for MEGIDing a rare golden Ob Lilly. Project MEGID was closed shortly after the news of Bob and his child spread. The lab could not risk having any more Trans-species relations....

THE END

well thats the end of this somewhat wierd and unusual fan-fic

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BWS-1

Mar 2, 2003, 02:11 PM

Nice story! I like the way Bob prossessed KWEL XD ... silly low-tech A.I. heyhey

Muku6

Mar 3, 2003, 02:17 AM

Hahaha!! That was pretty good. Hard to read due to spacing issues in the conversation, but that was enough to make me laugh. Good job. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

PalRappies_go_splat

Mar 3, 2003, 09:15 PM

hmmmmmm only 2 comments http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif neway ima write a folloup to this fic...

The HUcast and the HUmar

5 years after Project MEGID was closed Pioneer 2 lands on Ragol. Kireek has come back to Pioneer 2 and has long since been relived of his techs... He came back distraught and partially insane after killing his wife. This was actually a funny occurance that involved a stick and some cheese, but thats getting alittle off topic... So 5 years have passed and Kireek is back. Kireek has been reprogramed as to not show any emotions(his original programmer made him as human as possible) and his marital problems were over. He became a hunter and is now working for the Hunter's Guild. He gives new hunters advice and shows them around Ragol. He only took up one aprentice... Ash. Ash became a hero known widly known for defeting Dark Falz and finding Red Ring Rico. However, the fame got in to his head.(shudders)

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Elly resigned from her position as a scientist and resumed her job as a guide. I'm happy to say she has since moved on from her first meeting with Kireek and they have become good friends.

So Pioneer 2 has finally landed on Ragol. I think Principal Tyrell got a little ticked when he found out his daughter had died... He nuked the entire planet... Imagine a being a Booma, a poor defence-less Booma killing that lil smart-ass lv.1 when you you see a big blimp shaped thing falling twards you. You would think, "MMMM that look tasty! Me want!!!", only to be incinarated 10 seconds later. Well needless to say, anything that was on Ragol was destroyed. The monsters the forest, the items, and yes even the ruins which are like 1000 miles below the surface. Shortly after this, Principal Tyrell was exiled to Ragol's moon, Ragol Jr. where he met some Rappies. No one has ever heard of him since. Some say he trained the Rappies to one day get revenge on the people of Ragol and others say he got so damn annoyed of those Rappies pecking him chirping a P Pi Pi Pii P P Pi every so often that he killed them. Ok back to the main story...

Kireek entered Desert 2, which was formerly Forest 2. His mission was to look for any sign of life and/or any radiation from the nukes. Only andriods dared to venture outside of Pioneer 2's renforced lead walls, the Humans and Newmans werent about to walk out into that desert wasteland anyway. "No, sign of any life in the Deserts. Hey listen, I'm headed under the the old dome, Kireek over." "Well... I guess it would be ok. We've been searching this wasteland forever!", replied Elly. Kireek had been searching the Deserts for 2 weeks now and was getting pretty bored with the lack of action. He thought that surley some speices would survive and adapt. Then he thought, "Surley the Dragons survived! Their hard skin and love of heat must have let them survive." Kireek reached the teleporter. "It's amazing these didn't get destroyed in the blast." Kireek thought as he was beaming down to the Dragon's Cavern.

Kireek had exited the teleporter when suddenly a huge burst of Megid was thrown at him. It left behind a purple trail, informing him that whatever had trown it was extremly powerful. "WHOA! What the hell?!?!", Kireek was somewhat surprised to see a mutated Dragon half dead hurling a lv.30 Megid at him. Naturally he pulled out his Soul Eater to slice the living crap out of this thing, but the Dragon managed to borough underground, creating a huge earthquake and bringing Kireek to his knees. The dragon flew out and was reading to attack again when Kireek struck it's leg. As the dragon screamed in pain it shot 2 more megids at Kireek. He dodged one but unfortunatly didn't see the next one... He was down and the Dragon was aproching. As it Readied it's Firey breath, Kireek was weakening even more from the megid attack. "Why am I not dead? This attack is eating me alive..." That's when he realized that it must have been a combination of megid and poision. Since it was combined with megid the posion was able to affect Kireek, and luckly the Megid missed.
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Kireek was getting tired... he was big, and he was an andriod too. He died. The dragon ate his head and he possesed it. The dragon died. Elly comited suicide when she saw the dragon and she went to hell. The dragon turned into dark falz when it died and killed pioneer 2. We r on pioneer 2. We died... We cant go to hell cuz ragol is hell. Principal Tyrell Flew down with his rappy army to help us. He died. We died. Rappies died. We all went to hell and we died on hell. Im confused r u?
THE END

Ok, I finished about half of the story... I gotta do my hw now http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

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this is getting pointless, not the it ever had a point... i jus gave it a quick n retarted ending, feel free to pick up where i left off

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