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-BK-
Mar 11, 2003, 08:36 PM
Don't know if this has been posted here yet, but here it is.

http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

--my results--
November 1, 2053
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Confusion (5%)
Brundidge
Mar 11, 2003, 08:43 PM
Expected to die
October 23, 2073 at the age of 89

Cancer 33%
Heart attack 13%
Homicide 8%
Drowning 7%
Auto-Fellatio 7%
Suicide 5%
Alien Abduction 5%

I have high hopes for the alien abduction. LOL team sex? ewwwww...
FinalMasterM
Mar 11, 2003, 08:54 PM
Been there, done that....
-BK-
Mar 11, 2003, 08:55 PM
On 2003-03-11 17:54, FinalMasterM wrote:
Been there, done that....


So, when you dying?
Ness
Mar 11, 2003, 09:00 PM
January 2, 2084
at the age of 96 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Drowning (14%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
Atax
Mar 11, 2003, 10:00 PM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 11, 2055
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Electrolysis (20%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)
Orange_Coconut
Mar 11, 2003, 10:19 PM
Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Loneliness (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Subliminalgroove
Mar 11, 2003, 11:55 PM
march 17 2056, 76 years old
Celes152
Mar 11, 2003, 11:59 PM
Cancer seems to be quite the killer of PSOers..
ABDUR101
Mar 12, 2003, 12:06 AM
August 13, 2046
at the age of 63 years old.

Electrolysis (15%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Cancer (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Homicide (5%)

...pfffft, I'm rooting for Horrible Accident and homicide. Eff you electrolysis and cancer. Expecially you drowning. =X
sharkie-do
Mar 12, 2003, 12:08 AM
September 23, 2055 at the age of you dont want to know
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Celes152
Mar 12, 2003, 12:16 AM
On 2003-03-11 21:06, ABDUR101 wrote:
August 13, 2046
at the age of 63 years old.

Celes152 100%

...pfffft, I'm rooting for Horrible Accident and homicide. Eff you electrolysis and cancer. Expecially you drowning. =X



=X
marionettemaster
Mar 12, 2003, 12:17 AM
April 14, 2063.. 80 years old

Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Abaddon
Mar 12, 2003, 12:44 AM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 10, 2057
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
raiden999
Mar 12, 2003, 01:09 AM
January 26, 2053

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Drowning (10%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

MMMMMMMM, Alcoholism.
RuneLateralus
Mar 12, 2003, 01:33 AM
September 6, 2053 at the age of 70 years old.

Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Suicide (6%)
Drowning (6%)

Go Accident...screw you cancer and heart attack!

At least I did not get Attempt at Auto-Felatio this time...



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