Turdtwister

[amoralist]

http://www.turdtwister.com/

I'll take the one with Woodstock on it please.

[pixelate]

They ruined my favorite sugary treat by putting in a Churro one. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

http://www.turdtwister.com/graphics/disk-churro-mini.gif

Now everytime I eat a Churro, I'll think to myself Hey, I could have easily made my own for free!

[Gestiv]

Who accept the actual turd-maker would want to look at it? And what happens when you have diarreah(sp)? THEN what does it look like? Makes you wonder... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif

[Getintothegame]

http://www.turdtwister.com/graphics/disk-spaghetti-mini.gif

... I feel sick all of the sudden...


Edit: Quotes!

Now I think I may be really sick...

dishwasher-safe

I will never go to the UK and eat off of any plates...


Imagine the beauty of your !@#! as it passes through the great designer patterns.

Do you want to think about it?

And lastly:

And as a bonus, by ordering online, we'll throw in a Safe-T-Floss? Retraction Cord. Incredibly useful if your !@#! Twister gets stuck somewhere it shouldn't be in the first place.

*runs to get pepto-bismol*


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Getintothegame on 2003-03-15 23:20 ]</font>

[Ness]

First of all what kind of sick person likes to look at their shit after they take it?


http://www.turdtwister.com/graphics/disk-spaghetti-mini.gif
That's just wrong right there.

http://www.turdtwister.com/graphics/disk-tree-mini.gif
Oh great now whenever christmas comes I'm going to think of Jesus using the bathroom. Thanks for ruining Christmas.


Ultimate Gift for the person who has everything, including a "twisted" sense of humor!

People this twisted need to get help.....


In addition, you'll get the Amazing Manual called "How to Twist Your Turds". This booklet, loaded with images explaining the art and science of Turd Twisting, will have everyone rolling on the floor laughing.

Oh great, a shit diary!


If lubrication is desired, we recommend saliva only.

That is sick!


Your sphincter may have abnormally expanded. Immediately discontinue use and consult a physician.

.......


And as a bonus, by ordering online, we'll throw in a Safe-T-Floss™ Retraction Cord. Incredibly useful if your Turd Twister gets stuck somewhere it shouldn't be in the first place.

Alright they have Safe-T-Floss and a Retraction CordI can only think of two places.....



dishwasher-safe

I'll be damned if I put this thing anywhere but the fireplace.

[BlackCanaryOfDeath]

Oh. I think I'll make shit cookies this year!