(looking for) Video Translation

[Krumbles]

so anyway, i haven't seen any translation yet. i was wondering if anyone can read / understand japanese and give us a rough idea of what the text / voice says in this video.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLWcqxmPGHI

[Alex Longstride]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiH-v_acv9Y

[Natey009]

haha ask and you shall receive