RL Achievements

[Kion]

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One thing I thought was pretty awesome about Disgaea 2 was the title system. Each character has a title that they are aware of and the title changes depending on certain actions you take in the story. Adelle get's the title of "Ranger" if you do the color ranger side quest, and "BadAss Overload" if you beat the very final boss. Playing the game I thought how cool would it be if RL had achievements and titles that you could get from fulfilling certain conditions.

Before going to China I was applying for a visa at the chinese embassy in Japan. And while most of the people there looked completely lost, one guy looked insanely bored, almost like it was mundane. I thought it'd be interesting to talk to him and as luck would have it we finished about the same time and were both headed back to the station. He was a financial analyst for some airline which was why he was always flying from one region to the next for company work. When he asked what I did, I sarcastically replied, "I'm working on my minion license to get an entry level job and hopefully work my way up to midboss.

After going to Fujian China, it dawned on me that I was pretty much of the opposite side of the world from my hometown Washington DC, and that if I had the opportunity to fly back over Europe back to DC that would complete and entire trip around the earth. "World Traveler" would be a pretty cool title to have hovering over my head like in a game.
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If RL had trophies, what would you have and which ones would you like to get?

Completed:
Muramasa Demon Pen
Condition: Pass Japanese Proficiency Test Level 1

One foot in the Grave
Condition: Get Married

Over the Edge
Condition: Travel over 50% of the earth's circumference (almost ^^;)

Wishlist:
Around the World
Condition: Complete a trip around the earth

Space Cadet
Condition: Launch a self made rocket into low orbit

[CelestialBlade]

Now You're Broke
Condition: Successfully complete Master of Engineering in Mechanical Engineering curriculum while amassing plenty of student loans

There's others but that's certainly my biggest thus far.

[Sayara]

You're wasted your life!
PhD in English. Or any other LIBERAL degree
+^-^+

[Palle]

Completed:

Not Even Once
Break a serious drug addiction

Casanova Frankenstein
Be the 'Other Man', wrecking at least three relationships

Living for Another
Become a parent

Who Wants to Live Forever?
Survive a head on collision with a car... while riding your bike

In Progress:

Universal Language
Complete your undergrad studies in Mathematics

My Aching Back
Put your kid through college

Safe Bet
Maintain a credit score of 750 or greater for five years

Wishlist:

Billions and Billions
Earn your Ph.D in Cosmology

Ciao Bella!
Retire your prized Italian steelframe... and purchase another secondhand

[BIG OLAF]

*Opens up real-life dashboard*

EDIT: Actually, I have one.

Ouch, So Close!
Get enough money to start college, just to get laid off the next week. Back to square one!

[Outrider]

I like Palle's format, so I'mma steal it:

Completed:

John Williams
Shamelessly steal somebody's posting format on a message board.

BA in BS
Get a job in a business/marketing career path with a Creative Writing degree.

Burning the Midnight Oil
Stay up all night working on personal projects and make it into work on less than four hours of sleep.

Burning at Both Ends
Do the above twice in one week.

Burn This Mother Down
Completed 'Burning the Midnight Oil' three times in one week - TRIPLE COMBO!


In Progress:

Run More Time
Get in shape, dude.

Start Spreading the News
Move into the big city.


Wishlist:

BYOB
Work for yourself and do what you want!

Best Dad Ever
Successfully pull off this prank (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2336642&highlight=closet#post2336642) on my future children.

Time After Time
Seriously, just grow up already.

[Chik'Tikka]

NEET score, Over 9000!!!! +^_^+
(god, i swear employers have something against poor people, SOMEONE HIRE ME!!!)

[Randomness]

Best Dad Ever
Successfully pull off this prank (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2336642&highlight=closet#post2336642) on my future children.


Oh dear, I'm sad I missed that the first time around. That's hilarious.



Universal Language
Complete your undergrad studies in Mathematics


GET! And in the same vein:

Universal Machine
Complete your undergrad studies in computers

[LK1721]

Completed:

Into the Fire:
Drop your cellphone into a blazing camp fire, and pull it out with no harm to yourself or the phone.

I Meant to Do That:
Run into a mailbox while walking down the street.

Arting Starvist:
Pick a career in the "art" field to pursue. Have fun eating paint flakes!

They Thought I Was Dead:
Stay in studio room working on projects for three days straight without leaving.

Forget Patriotic:
Visit more places out of the United States than in, despite living in the United States.

[goldwing]

COMPLETED

HOES BEFORE BROS
lose your girlfriend to your step brother... Ouch!

[Kion]

You're wasted your life!
PhD in English. Or any other LIBERAL degree

Palle, Outrider, LK; I laughed my ass of reading those.

Completed:
Outrider's Burning at Both Ends
Get home from school, go to work. Work until 5 am, go to school with out sleeping. Repeat.

Shitty Wok
Get good at cooking Chinese food

Faceplant
Perform a perfect faceplant

Working on:

BadAdd Overlord
Make your own company

Sweet and Sour
Get proficient in Chinese

[spade88]

Completed

- College
- Marriage
- Completing every game in the DotHack franchise
- Completed 10+ years as a staff member at a large anime convention

Wishlist

- For the xbox 720 not to suck
- For another sequel to mass effect to be released
- Knights of the old republic 3 to be produced - offline mode only - MORE SITH features
- Have Wing Commander be created for the next gen console
- Volunteer for the mars program in order to be the first gamer on mars...lol
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[Meyfei]

Completed:
Failtality-
Make titles that fail.

Get're done!-
Get a job after 5 years of handing out resumes.

Aint dat a shame-
Get banished to deletion on a game the day after logging in once to say hi to people after 1month of inactivity.

Inprogress:

Built her myself-
finish building a working Desktop PC

Really getting'er done-
obtain and maintain 2 jobs.

Light as a feather-
lose 100lbs

[AC9breaker]

Dragon Slayer.
Consistently take one for the team when out on the town with your boys.

Lifer'
Work at the same location for 10 years +

"Gimmie a High and Stupid."
Complete Boot Camp

Boot.
1 Year Mark in the Corps

Now Your Playing with Power!
own every current gen gaming system.


In Progress:
Wings of Gold
Complete Flight Training at VMMT-204

Criminal Scum
Make a a sizable amount investing in stocks

Tome of Knowledge
Amass an impressive Warhammer 40k library

[Leviathan]

Completed

Turn a New Leaf
Become a new person in less than a year.

Jack of All Trades, Master of None
Generally be great at things, but not that great.

Don't Hate the Messenger
Avoid getting hit by a car while on a bike 5 times.

Put on for My City
Navigate through the city successfully.

Slow and Steady Wins the Race
Have a car cut you off then pass said car five minutes later as it wrecked.


In Progress

Pretention
Get a degree in a liberal arts field.


Wishlist

Bilateral Conquest
Set foot in another continent.

[Ryno]

Completed:
Some College

ran and completed 59 Running races
(3)1/2 Marathon
(1)10K
(3)15K Run
(1)4Mi Run
(45)5K
(3)5Mi Run
(1)8K Run
(2)Marathon

Living Healthy

Never Giving up / Never Quitting! for myself, for friends, for family, for God!

Goals:

1. currently bench pressing at 205 with sets of 5x5 with my weight of 129. but my goal is to Bench press to 225 - where my brother is at.

2. Run a average Mile under 4:59 Currently at 5:55 a mile.

3. Finish College.

4. Keep living a Healthier Life.

and

5. KEEP NEVER QUITTING FOR GOD FAMILY AND FRIENDS! and MYSELF FOR ETERNAL LIFE.

One of my prayers to God:

That one day I will be seizure free.
and FAMILY and FRIENDS WILL BE SAFE.

[AC9breaker]

1. currently bench pressing at 205 with sets of 5x5 with my weight of 129. but my goal is to Bench press to 225 - where my brother is at.

2. Run a average Mile under 4:59 Currently at 5:55 a mile.



Holy crap dood thats awesome, your a freak!

[Ryno]

With running , Now that I'm older at age 26, Still young though. it's just going to take a while to get there, cause the body is aging as time goes . I say I want to get there before age 30 to get under 4:59.

[Peejay]

Burning bridges.
Cut contact with five friends in real life in under five minutes.

[Sayara]

Oh goddamn i did typo that hard didn't I?
Good thing i didn't get a pHD in English! +^_^+


Ill for the art of illustration!
Get physically ill while working on an artwork

That I did accomplish.

[Feischutz]

Achievement:

Kick a guy in the nut!
"Yes, I once kick an asshole in the fucking nuts! Got a problem? Fucker was trying to attack me and thinking I was weak and shit."

A Foul Mouth
"I have a foul mouth. That is common in my family because we all say FUCK & SHIT like in every sentence. My mama always call me a fucking bitch. I have no problems with that at all because she is a BITCH too!"

Butt Tatoo
"I have a dragon as a tatoo on my ass. Because dragon is the best shit around town."

Goal:

Wants to have a badass Mother fucking husband
"My husband better be a badass or else I will grind him to the ground."

Be a millionaire!
"Who does not want money?"

[AC9breaker]

With running , Now that I'm older at age 26, Still young though. it's just going to take a while to get there, cause the body is aging as time goes . I say I want to get there before age 30 to get under 4:59.

Yeah, tell me about it. I run a 7:30ish mile, Pretty weaksauce and do my 3 mile Physical fitness test at about 22:05. The max score we can get for the run is to run it at under 18:00 but that seems so far away before I'll ever do it. I know exactly what your talking about with the body aging. Some mornings I wake up and really start feeling my age. Sucks but ah well, what can you do. Just gotta stay motivated.

[Ryno]

that's a great pace. that's not weak. nobody is perfect. the only one that's perfect is God. every time I see everyone talk about how weak they go including myself I always think of the quote. "no matter how slow you go you're still lapping everybody on the couch" If i dont get to 4:49 I'm happy where I am at. and yes just got to stay motivated to keep a healthy body. some runners think they are perfect but they are not. in the long run they will see how life gets because it will break down the body eventually. that's why i only run 2 - 3 times a week. so i can run a long live hood as time goes. just like this one runner who is 96 who started at age 67.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EOirSs4Z4[/SPOILER-BOX]