Priceless Photos!!!! XD

[Para]

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http://tlf.cx/bilder/thebushbinoculars.jpg

LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *laughes all night*



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[googles]

lol....are those pictures edited?

[IceBlink]

Didn't you know? Bush was elected because he has SUPER POWERS!

Only... he blundered and forgot, and now everyone knows he has x-ray vision and... um... upside-down vision. o_O

[Bloodberry]

I could laugh forever at binoculars.

[Moogy]

Those are both POHTOSHPOED!!!11!1 And no, seeing the billionth "dumb Bush" picture isn't funny. I'm not saying he's not dumb, however... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Zeebo]

lol! omg! i knew he was stupid but damn!

[Abaddon]

Ive seen them all before, but they're still funny.

[Subliminalgroove]

On 2003-03-25 18:59, Moogy wrote:
Those are both POHTOSHPOED!!!11!1 And no, seeing the billionth "dumb Bush" picture isn't funny. I'm not saying he's not dumb, however... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif



Yeah, they are. They had to put those little red ovals in . . . http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[Captain_Dude]

You want Bush photos? I've a great archive... I shall now post random photographs of our president...

http://www.angelfire.com/goth/prhi/images/Bush-Monkey.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/goth/prhi/images/Bush__for_good_justice.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/goth/prhi/images/One_reason_why_you_should_never_leave_the_presiden t_out_in_the_sun.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/goth/prhi/images/ROCK_ON.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/goth/prhi/images/VICTOLY.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/goth/prhi/images/And_it_came_down_to_these_two_guys_in_the_2000_ele ctions.jpg

My whole archive is pretty huge, but they're most just pictures of him with his mouth hanging open... Heh, The guy really looks like a monkey...

EDIT: *Ponits to sig* Read that too... Heh, and don't "Misunderestimate" it, cause it's uh... "Exemplarary"...

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[Saladwood]

some funny war humor in this thread:

http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=45035&forum=14&85

[Captain_Dude]

Here's a letter written to the London Observer from Terry Jones, of Monty Python fame... Enjoy!

"Letter to the London Observer, from Terry Jones (Monty Python)
by Terry Jones ? Sunday February 23, 2003 at 03:06 PM


Monty Python's Terry Jone's letter re: the war in Iraq

Sunday January 26, 2003


I'm really excited by George Bush's latest reason for bombing Iraq: he's running out of patience. And so am I!

For some time now I've been really pissed off with Mr Johnson, who lives a couple of doors down the street. Well, him and Mr Patel, who runs the health food shop. They both give me queer looks, and I'm sure Mr Johnson is planning something nasty for me, but so far I haven't been able to discover what.
I've been round to his place a few times to see what he's up to, but he's got everything well hidden. That's how devious he is. As for Mr Patel, don't ask me how I know, I just know - from very good sources - that he is, in reality, a Mass Murderer. I have leafleted the street telling them that if we don't act first, he'll pick us off one by one.

Some of my neighbours say, if I've got proof, why don't I go to the police? But that's simply ridiculous. The police will say that they need evidence of a crime with which to charge my neighbours. They'll come up with endless red tape and quibbling about the rights and wrongs of a pre-emptive strike and all the while Mr Johnson will be finalising his plans to do terrible things to me, while Mr Patel will be secretly murdering people. Since I'm the only one in the street with a decent range of automatic firearms, I reckon it's up to me to keep the peace. But until recently that's been a little difficult.

Now, however, George W. Bush has made it clear that all I need to do is run out of patience, and then I can wade in and do whatever I want! And let's face it, Mr Bush's carefully thought-out policy towards Iraq is the only way to bring about international peace and security. The one certain way to stop Muslim fundamentalist suicide bombers targeting the US or the UK is to bomb a few Muslim countries that have never threatened us. That's why I want to blow up Mr Johnson's garage and kill his wife and children.

Strike first! That'll teach him a lesson. Then he'll leave us in peace and stop peering at me in that totally unacceptable way.

Mr Bush makes it clear that all he needs to know before bombing Iraq is that Saddam is a really nasty man and that he has weapons of mass destruction - even if no one can find them. I'm certain I've just as much justification for killing Mr Johnson's wife and children as Mr Bush has for bombing Iraq. Mr Bush's long-term aim is to make the world a safer place by eliminating 'rogue states' and 'terrorism'. It's such a clever long-term aim because how can you ever know when you've achieved it? How will Mr Bush know when he's wiped out all terrorists? When every single terrorist is dead? But then a terrorist is only a terrorist once he's committed an act of terror.

What about would-be terrorists? These are the ones you really want to eliminate, since most of the known terrorists, being suicide bombers, have already eliminated themselves. Perhaps Mr Bush needs to wipe out everyone who could possibly be a future terrorist?

Maybe he can't be sure he's achieved his objective until every Muslim fundamentalist is dead? But then some moderate Muslims might convert to fundamentalism. Maybe the only really safe thing to do would be for Mr Bush to eliminate all Muslims? It's the same in my street. Mr Johnson and Mr Patel are just the tip of the iceberg. There are dozens of other people in the street who I don't like and who - quite frankly - look at me in odd ways. No one will be really safe until I've wiped them all out. My wife says I might be going too far but I tell her I'm simply using the same logic as the President of the United States. That shuts her up. Like Mr Bush, I've run out of patience, and if that's a good enough reason for the President, it's good enough for me. I'm going to give the whole street two weeks - no, 10 days - to come out in the open and hand over all aliens and interplanetary hijackers, galactic outlaws and interstellar terrorist masterminds, and if they don't hand them over nicely and say 'Thank you', I'm going to bomb the entire street to kingdom come. It's just as sane as what George W. Bush is proposing - and, in contrast to what he's intending, my policy will destroy only one street.

Terry Jones"

EDIT: BTW, I got this from http://thunderbay.indymedia.org/news/2003/02/4046_comment.php

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[Piro-Skies]

Ha Ha, I've seen the first one before, but still it's funny.

-Piro Skies

[Raylan]

Y'know, after reading through the 'trip to Iraq' thread, this all seems a teensy bit tame... mayhaps someone should put up these pics on that thread... {=

[Hunter4life]

I dunno, the one with the TV in the backround doesn't look like bush at all...
The other ones are funny though

[BlackRose]

Those photos are fuzzy math!

[The_Real_StarWind]

WOW! Those are pretty damn funny =0p

[Ness]

LOL! I knew Bush was a dumbass but man, he almost makes dumbass look bad.

[pixelate]

On 2003-03-26 13:13, BlackRose wrote:
Those photos are fuzzy math!



...that belong in the lock box!

[SorceressofTime]

seen the second pic before. but damn man, the first was was actually amusing.

[Vanango]

http://www.bushorchimp.com

[Captain_Dude]

Somewhere I have proof that he was born a hairless ape! If I could just locate that picture!

Anyway... Search the net for pictures of Bush, and in like 90% of them, he has his mouth open!
It's really weird, I find it rare to find a picture of him without an open mouth!

I wonder if a fly has ever flown in?

[BlackRose]

I think it's just a media fad to take pictures of politicians with their mouths open. I think they do it because (most of the time) it looks like they're getting something done when they have their mouths open.

However, Bush just looks like a monkey to most people.

[Foggy_Pete]

poor bush he tries so hard..

[Captain_Dude]

On 2003-03-27 16:04, Foggy_Pete wrote:
poor bush he tries so hard..



I hope you didn't mean that seriously...

I still laugh about that picture where he has a bandage covering a boil, and he's all sunburned... He got those from falling asleep in the sun on vacation!

As for a president, we would have been MUCH better off with someone with an IQ a tad bit higher than 42!(I'm not saying I'm a Gore supporter. Just that Bush was the worse thing we coulda done!)

[Hunter4life]

im just wondering, how'd you know his IQ is 42? No, im not a total bush fan myself but im just curious.

[Captain_Dude]

On 2003-03-28 04:09, Hunter4life wrote:
im just wondering, how'd you know his IQ is 42? No, im not a total bush fan myself but im just curious.



I've heard him speak...

[Kemon]

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe he

[Stricker]

lolololol LOLOL
I never seen any of those before. lol

[Joe-Azlin]

omg those first 2 pictures of him were soooo freakin funny http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif


[Took out some smilies.]

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[CakeMan]

hahahahahahah omfg, bush is a dumbass. (GOD BLESS AMERICA)....I would voted for Gore.

[Foggy_Pete]

On 2003-03-28 03:18, Captain_Dude wrote:


On 2003-03-27 16:04, Foggy_Pete wrote:
poor bush he tries so hard..



I hope you didn't mean that seriously...


course not http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif hell bush probly ran for office just for free travle benifits

[Ness]

On 2003-04-24 20:16, CakeMan wrote:
hahahahahahah omfg, bush is a dumbass. (GOD BLESS AMERICA)....I would voted for Gore.



Nice job on bumping a dead topic.

BTW, I agree with you.

[Dime]

This man will lead us to better times!!

[Scriptor]

*sighs and shakes head*...YOU Americans are the ones who VOTED HIM into power- and then you mock the very person the MAJORITY of you voted for!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GOD DAMMIT! HUMANS ANNOY ME.

[Dime]

I didn't vote. So I can mock until the cows come home.



AHHHHHHHH HUMANS ANNOY ME-shut the hell up.

[Mazarin]

On 2003-04-26 18:56, Dime wrote:
I didn't vote. So I can mock until the cows come home.

On the contrary. You contributed nothing to the process, therefore you have no bearing to condemn what you had no part in.

[Dime]

On 2003-04-26 19:58, Mazarin wrote:

On 2003-04-26 18:56, Dime wrote:
I didn't vote. So I can mock until the cows come home.

On the contrary. You contributed nothing to the process, therefore you have no bearing to condemn what you had no part in.



I can't vote. And I was anti-Bush.

So I will mock until the cock doodles his doo.

[Morfos]

http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com
http://www.democracymeansyou.com

Gees I didnt know Bush was that dumb. He cant even read a book right lol. I actually think it was edited. Bush is pretty stupid, but he is not that stupid. If he is then we need a regime change here in the USA NOW!

[Morfos]

On 2003-04-26 18:33, Scriptor wrote:
*sighs and shakes head*...YOU Americans are the ones who VOTED HIM into power- and then you mock the very person the MAJORITY of you voted for!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GOD DAMMIT! HUMANS ANNOY ME.



Actually more Americans voted Gore.

Bush stole the election by useing the butterfly ballot etc...

[Scriptor]

okay some ppl dont seem to be quite graspin the full whack of what i said, so ill spell it the fukk out for the slower witted ppl out there. if this man is so stupid, as u all seem to rant on about- what the fukk does that say about the intelligence of the ppl who, firstly, vote him into power (thats how DEMOCRACY WORKS, dont spring no "butterfly" shit on me) and then u start rippin into HIS intelligence- thats so damm ironic and stoopid (yeah, the "oo" is intentional). besides, who the fukk says a leader has to be UBER intelligent anyway- who gives a flyin fukk what his intelligence quota is (thats better known as the anacranim "I.Q" for any1 out there who says it alot but dont even fukkin bother to learn its meanin) if he can lead well. im not sayin he is a good or bad leader, i dont give a rats ass- its just uber high intelligence aint really a must have im sure. he might be all wise about some shit before all u over critical fukks know- i mean, even tho u get lil pics and lame shit like that of him goofin up, u dont know fukk all about the man cause none of u woulda met him. and every fukker screws up now an then. so stop jumpin on the band wagon cause its all cool an shit u munchkins.

[pixelate]

But you see, Bush won due to the electoral college; he did not get more votes than Al Gore. Gore had the popular vote. Winning despite having the popular vote doesn't seem like a democracy, actually.

[RuneLateralus]

On 2003-04-27 17:21, pixelate wrote:
But you see, Bush won due to the electoral college; he did not get more votes than Al Gore. Gore had the popular vote. Winning despite having the popular vote doesn't seem like a democracy, actually.



Ah but must realize...the US (no matter how much it says like-wise) is not a democracy. It is a democratic-republic.

The democratic part is the for the people and the people's voices. The republic part screws the people. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Mazarin]

To all the people who say that Bush and his administration is stupid, I give you this:

G. W. Bush:
College
Yale University, Bachelor of Arts degree in history

Graduate School
Harvard University, Masters of Business Administration

Dick Cheney
Bachelor's and Master's of Arts degrees from the University of Wyoming.

Donald Rumsfeld
Rumsfeld attended Princeton University on academic and NROTC scholarships.

John Ashcroft
Yale University, graduated with honors in 1964. Received his J.D. from the University of Chicago in 1967.

Dr. Condoleezza Rice
Earned her bachelor’s degree in political science, cum laude and Phi Beta Kappa, from the University of Denver in 1974(@ the age of 19); her master’s from the University of Notre Dame in 1975; and her Ph.D. from the Graduate School of International Studies at the University of Denver in 1981.

Next.

[Balthor]

On 2003-04-26 18:33, Scriptor wrote:
*sighs and shakes head*...YOU Americans are the ones who VOTED HIM into power- and then you mock the very person the MAJORITY of you voted for!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!



http://jovan.ru/pics2/sympathycard.jpg


GOD DAMMIT! HUMANS ANNOY ME.

What the fuck do you think you are Einstein? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif I'll be sure to think of you next time I take a shit.

[geewj]

On 2003-04-28 03:07, Mazarin wrote:
To all the people who say that Bush and his administration is stupid, I give you this:

G. W. Bush:
College
Yale University, Bachelor of Arts degree in history

Graduate School
Harvard University, Masters of Business Administration

Dick Cheney
Bachelor's and Master's of Arts degrees from the University of Wyoming.

Donald Rumsfeld
Rumsfeld attended Princeton University on academic and NROTC scholarships.

John Ashcroft
Yale University, graduated with honors in 1964. Received his J.D. from the University of Chicago in 1967.

Dr. Condoleezza Rice
Earned her bachelor?s degree in political science, cum laude and Phi Beta Kappa, from the University of Denver in 1974(@ the age of 19); her master?s from the University of Notre Dame in 1975; and her Ph.D. from the Graduate School of International Studies at the University of Denver in 1981.

Next.



Thank you. Im getting tired of people bashing Bush left and right.

[Juliet]

On 2003-04-27 16:49, Scriptor wrote:
okay some ppl dont seem to be quite graspin the full whack of what i said, so ill spell it the fukk out for the slower witted ppl out there. if this man is so stupid, as u all seem to rant on about- what the fukk does that say about the intelligence of the ppl who, firstly, vote him into power (thats how DEMOCRACY WORKS, dont spring no "butterfly" shit on me) and then u start rippin into HIS intelligence- thats so damm ironic and stoopid (yeah, the "oo" is intentional). besides, who the fukk says a leader has to be UBER intelligent anyway- who gives a flyin fukk what his intelligence quota is (thats better known as the anacranim "I.Q" for any1 out there who says it alot but dont even fukkin bother to learn its meanin) if he can lead well. im not sayin he is a good or bad leader, i dont give a rats ass- its just uber high intelligence aint really a must have im sure. he might be all wise about some shit before all u over critical fukks know- i mean, even tho u get lil pics and lame shit like that of him goofin up, u dont know fukk all about the man cause none of u woulda met him. and every fukker screws up now an then. so stop jumpin on the band wagon cause its all cool an shit u munchkins.



You want to talk about irony? Allow me to rub some irony in your face.

The second you start revealing yourself to be an intelligent person is the second you can start calling Americans 'stoopid.' But until then, kindly keep your mouth shut and your fingers under your ass. Allow me to elaborate.

First, I'd start by commenting on your horrendous grammar -- but I know a few mildly intelligent persons who use 'u' instead of 'you' and such shortcuts. I'm not about to assume that your laziness implies a lack of intelligence.

You seem to be good at flinging terms out; the question remains on whether you understand just what the hell you're talking about. I'm sure you -meant- to say that 'IQ' is an acronymn, but you probably pronounce it the way you spelled it up there and hardly understand what it means. In fact, you apparently don't even know what 'IQ' stands for -- it is, in fact, an acronymn for 'Intelligence Quotient' -- which, originally, was defined as the ratio of mental age (ma) to chronological age (ca) multiplied by 100 (which eliminates the decimal point). Of course, using a true IQ test is just silly once you become an adult (a 40-year-old who does as well as a 20-year-old, when they are equally intelligent, would receive a much lower score). This is why most current intelligence tests produce a mental ability score based on the test-taker's performance in comparison to those of others the same age. 'IQ' is still an idea that hangs around, but it's incorrectly used. Besides, the IQ test was invented to -predict- academic performance, not to judge how intelligent someone is.

And you accuse US of saying it a lot and not bothering to learn what it means? Irony abounds.

I don't ask for a president who is 'UBER' intelligent -- I ask for one who can tell the difference between 'him or her' and 'he or she' and can use it properly ('If you teach a child to read, he or her will be able to pass a literacy test', says Mr. Bush). The intelligence shown when speaking to the American people is a good reflection of the intelligence used in making important decisions. Luckily, many more people help the president make these important decisions than help him write his speeches.

Personally, I find it amusing to make jokes at the man's expense -- he'll never hear it, it won't bother him, and he provides lots of ammunition. But I simply can't stand it when someone tries to act like they're so much more intelligent than everyone else and throw around terms they don't even understand, then accuses others of not understanding it (hypocracy -- or is that word too big for you?). I hate it even more when they're merely fooling themselves, as you seem to be doing.

My apologies to anyone I might have offended, aside from this fellow.

Source: Psychology, by David G. Myers.



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[Ness]

On 2003-04-27 16:49, Scriptor wrote:
okay some ppl dont seem to be quite graspin the full whack of what i said, so ill spell it the fukk out for the slower witted ppl out there.


First of all, surely some as intelligent as you can say something more than fuck. Also it may help if you learn the concepts of punctuation and capitalization.


if this man is so stupid, as u all seem to rant on about- what the fukk does that say about the intelligence of the ppl who, firstly, vote him into power (thats how DEMOCRACY WORKS, dont spring no "butterfly" shit on me)

First of all I don't know where Morphos got the whole butterfly talk from. Also Gore did win the popular vote, but Bsuh won the elctoral vote and that's what counts. I don't think there should be an electoral college because it was formed when the writers of the constitution decided that the judgement of the people was not to be trusted.


and then u start rippin into HIS intelligence- thats so damm ironic and stoopid (yeah, the "oo" is intentional). besides, who the fukk says a leader has to be UBER intelligent anyway- who gives a flyin fukk what his intelligence quota is (thats better known as the anacranim "I.Q" for any1 out there who says it alot but dont even fukkin bother to learn its meanin) if he can lead well.

First of all Nites, the creater of this thread, is Canadian. Also Bush is not a good president; he lost our multi-billion dollar surplus. To make matters worse he announced of public TV right after the election that consumer confidence was down and that only made it worse. Also, Bushes tax plan sucks cutting taxes does nothing but raise interest rates. The only thing I support Bush in is the war with Iraq.


im not sayin he is a good or bad leader, i dont give a rats ass- its just uber high intelligence aint really a must have im sure.

High intelligence isn't required, but you shouldn't be a totally stupid. I Don't think Bush is stupid, but presidency is not his strong point.



he might be all wise about some shit before all u over critical fukks know- i mean, even tho u get lil pics and lame shit like that of him goofin up, u dont know fukk all about the man cause none of u woulda met him. and every fukker screws up now an then. so stop jumpin on the band wagon cause its all cool an shit u munchkins.



You're right every person does screw up from time to time, but Bush does it more than from time to time. Also I find it ironic that you are here chewing us out about being overly critical when here you are dissing the entire United States.

[Morfos]

On 2003-04-28 03:07, Mazarin wrote:
To all the people who say that Bush and his administration is stupid, I give you this:

G. W. Bush:
College
Yale University, Bachelor of Arts degree in history

Graduate School
Harvard University, Masters of Business Administration



Bush has a rich and famous dad who has went to those same places, of course Bush would get accepted, Its not like he earned it. Also just because he knows a lot about history and businesses does not mean he is wise.

[mightyJoeDunn]

I don't know why people diss Bush all the time. I would like to see them do a better job than him. And yes he does some stupid stuff and makes stupid faces sometimes but so does everybody, they just aren't the freakin President, so their pictures don't make the front page news. And as for him doing stupid stuff, so does everybody else, but the same goes as for the faces, normal people's actions just don't get put on tv or the internet. So why don't you just stop bagging on Bush. Oh and by the way all you Clinton supporters, HE WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE NORTH KOREA THE STUFF TO MAKE THE FREAKIN NUCLEAR WEAPONS!! They blackmailed him, and being stupid he fell for it, and gave them 6 billion dollars and a nuclear reactor to get them to not make nuclear weapons, duh how stupid do you have to be? He gave them just the stuff they needed.

[Ness]

On 2003-04-28 17:18, Morfos wrote:


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I'm dying to know what you said here that warranted editing.

[Scriptor]

*hahahahahah* "Juliet" another grammar freak huh? i can type how the fukk i like- this aint some fukkin formal thing is it you muppet. and then u rant on about how i accuse all of america of this and that- i mean the fukks who jump on the band wagon. and oh yeah, i misspelled a word but u understood the fukkin meaning, but because ur sorry ass is so pathetic and FRIGGIN PETTY u make a thing of it. i dream about rippin out the hearts of ppl who r so damm ignorant. but hey, u can spend time learning words with lots 'o characters in and shit- so in ur eyes that makes u all that huh? BULL SHIT- fukk u and ur formalities you fukkin tosh. dont give me that high and mighty shit because i cant be botherd to type all formally on a fukkin GAMES FORUM and because u read too friggin much into what i type cause u just like all the other ignorant fukkin munchkins out there. and i didnt once say i am intelligent, and how fukkin stoopid of u to think im so fukkin pathetic i want some fukker on a forum to think of me as intelligent, u fukkin munchkins are so narrowminded. and yeah nites, i dont normally type like this, its just a phase- i vary how i type. in this case im gettin straight to the fukkin point. and if u americans dont like the way ur countries run- dont u think u should fukkin do somethin about it rather than WHINNING like spoiled lil brats on a forum. i mean hell, plenty of ppl are born into much shitier circumstances than u ignorant munchkins- but all u can do to show ur lack of gratitude is fukkin whinne- simply PATHETIC. and dont bother pickin out grammatical errors and shit u high and mighty fukkwit- cause i dont give 2 shits about anythin an ignorant munchkin has to say. and thats fukkin that. and u better fukkin believe i mean to offend, not that any1 of u shits will listen. oh and juliet, im sure u will have a fukkin blast doin some background readin for ur OH SO TOPICAL AND POLITICALLY CORRECT reply- LOL fukk u.



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[pixelate]

Learn to debate issues, not attack the person commenting on them.