Yahoo journalism at its finest

[DragonForce]

Don't tell us about the package! (http://news.yahoo.com/univ-colo-gets-suspicious-packages-monday-195938231.html)

Don't tell us about the message (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/message-bottle-found-35-years-195905537.html)
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Read the comments if you can't figure it out.

[DragonForce]

Haha, here's another one.

A 90,000-foot crane?!? (http://news.yahoo.com/skydiver-felix-baumgartner-completes-17-mile-dive-134525786--abc-news-tech.html)