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Vanango
Jun 13, 2003, 09:07 AM
http://www.msnbc.com/news/925783.asp?vts=061320030630



Wm. Wrigley Jr., maker of Juicy Fruit, Big Red and Doublemint gums, is expanding its definition of “doubling your pleasure.” The Chicago gum company has been granted a U.S. government patent to develop a gum that contains a dose of the generic chemical in Viagra.


WOULD IT COME IN BLUE?
Wrigley scored the patent, No. 6,531,114, in March for a chewing gum that delivers a dose of sildenafil citrate, the chemical name for Pfizer Corp.’s Viagra. In the government document which was filed in 2000, Wrigley researchers said the gum would provide “an improved dosage form and method of treating erectile dysfunction.”
The gum could be used by patients suffering from weak stomachs or swallowing disorders such as disphagia, according to the patent. Upset stomach is one of the side effects of taking Viagra.
The gum would not only be easier on the stomach, it would work faster than Viagra’s little blue pill.
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In the patent application, Wrigley states that a man would need to chew the gum for two minutes about a half-hour prior to sex, according to the Chicago Sun-Times, which first reported the patent grant Thursday.
Unless taken on an empty stomach, Viagra can take an hour or more to start working, according to manufacturer Pfizer.
The anti-impotence drug has been a medical phenomenon since it became available
Wrigley spokesman Christopher Perille played down the anti-impotence gum, noting that it’s only one of dozens of patents the gum maker files every year. The anti-impotence gum would be Wrigley’s first medicine-dispensing product.



“There’s a significant difference between securing a patent and developing a product,” said Perille. “There’ no work being done on a product [containing sildenafil citrate], nor is any currently anticipated.”
That’s probably because Pfizer’s patent for Viagra lasts until 2011 when other generic versions would become available.
Pfizer doesn’t offer, or have to plans to sell the pill in any other form.
“It’s not something we’re involved in,” a spokesman for Pfizer’s Viagra said of the Wrigley patent.

The Sun-Times article stated that Wrigley would need clearance from the federal Food and Drug Administration before marketing the gum, which would likely require a prescription.
“They would have to prove that this new delivery form would actually work,” a spokeswoman for the FDA told the newspaper.
Although the Wrigley spokesman says a gum for erectile dysfunction has “uncertain commercial potential,” Viagra has certainly been a winner for Pfizer.
Global sales of Viagra topped $1.7 billion last year and Pfizer boasts that “nine of the pills are dispensed every second.

LollipopLolita
Jun 13, 2003, 09:09 AM
don't stop with viagra, make gum with prozac, and one with lithium. hell, one with xanax, and valium.

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Duder_Cooter
Jun 13, 2003, 01:48 PM
I love gum.

Guntz348
Jun 13, 2003, 01:53 PM
On 2003-06-13 07:09, LollipopLolita wrote:
don't stop with viagra, make gum with prozac, and one with lithium. hell, one with xanax, and valium.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: LollipopLolita on 2003-06-13 07:10 ]</font>


Or how about a gum that's got a little of all of them in it? That'd be one hell of a rollercoaster!

You know I did see that story on the news last night and the first thing I thought of, was getting some and offering freinds a piece of gum but really slipping them viagra gum. Hillaritty would insue.

Nerd
Jun 13, 2003, 02:02 PM
I'm all for free distribution of a cyanide flavor http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

LollipopLolita
Jun 13, 2003, 02:41 PM
i'm going to buy a box of viagra gum and run to vanango's house. heeey baby!

pixelate
Jun 13, 2003, 02:55 PM
Tomaccum: tomato, tobacco, gum / nutrition, stimulant, fun.

Vanango
Jun 13, 2003, 03:41 PM
On 2003-06-13 12:41, LollipopLolita wrote:
i'm going to buy a box of viagra gum and run to vanango's house. heeey baby!



I heard a substitute for viagra gum is nekkid LollipopLolita. Wanna test my theory out? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif





... why do I feel like such a creepy old man? *stretches arms and smoothly puts arm around Lolita... in the processes knocking over an expensive vase* oh yea.

LamerPanda
Jun 13, 2003, 05:02 PM
On 2003-06-13 13:41, Vanango wrote:
I heard a substitute for viagra gum is nekkid LollipopLolita. Wanna test my theory out? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif


Get a room. ;_;

Heh. I'll stick with normal gum, thanks.

Vanango
Jun 13, 2003, 05:07 PM
On 2003-06-13 15:02, LamerPanda wrote:


On 2003-06-13 13:41, Vanango wrote:
I heard a substitute for viagra gum is nekkid LollipopLolita. Wanna test my theory out? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif


Get a room. ;_;

Heh. I'll stick with normal gum, thanks.



did you just donate your room?

And just normal gum? If I am going to get cancer from chewing on gum I want more benefits than taste and stuff.

Scan_Man
Jun 13, 2003, 06:58 PM
Classic Family Guy quote.

"Haha! That was joke gum, now you're addicted to herion."

I get a headache everytime I chew gum. So, I'm not a big fan.

Guntz348
Jun 13, 2003, 07:02 PM
On 2003-06-13 16:58, Scan_Man wrote:
Classic Family Guy quote.

"Haha! That was joke gum, now you're addicted to herion."

I get a headache everytime I chew gum. So, I'm not a big fan.



Would you like some tea? Yes I would, because I'm Winston Churchill!

Sai-Yuk
Jun 13, 2003, 09:26 PM
i've maintained for a while that cyanide should be used as a counter measure for stupidity and angst.

"MY LIFE IS SO WORTHLESS!" *swallows pill*

thank you for damaging the gene pool further by making viagra even more viable. if there's a chance that it can be passed on, then it'll just result in 'man kind' becoming weaker as time passes. i mean, look at us. we're already suffering from mental illness and deformity because of the fact people don't really have reduced survival chances because of such things, and live to pass on flawed DNA.

i know it sounds harsh, but, the gene pool is stagnant, and things like this simply add to that.

Ian D
Jun 13, 2003, 10:55 PM
I've always been fond of ground up cocaine in my gum.

LamerPanda
Jun 13, 2003, 11:21 PM
did you just donate your room?


Sure, I'm never in it.



And just normal gum? If I am going to get cancer from chewing on gum I want more benefits than taste and stuff.



Then get gum with *real* sugar in it. Shouldn't cause cancer. n_n

Captain_Dude
Jun 14, 2003, 03:52 AM
Dammir, someone put THC in chewing gum form. It'll be a whole lot easier to get high in public that way...

LollipopLolita
Jun 14, 2003, 08:20 AM
On 2003-06-13 13:41, Vanango wrote:
I heard a substitute for viagra gum is nekkid LollipopLolita. Wanna test my theory out? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

... why do I feel like such a creepy old man? *stretches arms and smoothly puts arm around Lolita... in the processes knocking over an expensive vase* oh yea.


vanango vanango wo ai ni, ni heeeeen keee aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

ge wo vanango!

SorceressofTime
Jun 14, 2003, 09:25 AM
On 2003-06-14 06:20, LollipopLolita wrote:


On 2003-06-13 13:41, Vanango wrote:
I heard a substitute for viagra gum is nekkid LollipopLolita. Wanna test my theory out? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

... why do I feel like such a creepy old man? *stretches arms and smoothly puts arm around Lolita... in the processes knocking over an expensive vase* oh yea.


vanango vanango wo ai ni, ni heeeeen keee aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

ge wo vanango!



*twitch* ...why am i always disturbed by the two of you?

Vanango
Jun 14, 2003, 09:47 AM
On 2003-06-14 07:25, SorceressofTime wrote:


On 2003-06-14 06:20, LollipopLolita wrote:


On 2003-06-13 13:41, Vanango wrote:
I heard a substitute for viagra gum is nekkid LollipopLolita. Wanna test my theory out? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

... why do I feel like such a creepy old man? *stretches arms and smoothly puts arm around Lolita... in the processes knocking over an expensive vase* oh yea.


vanango vanango wo ai ni, ni heeeeen keee aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

ge wo vanango!



*twitch* ...why am i always disturbed by the two of you?



could be worse, we could be squealing random Japanese phrases...

Shrevn
Jun 14, 2003, 10:56 AM
wtf... *runs away from this topic*

LollipopLolita
Jun 14, 2003, 05:19 PM
SorceressofTime, you just can't handle two girls loving each other.

RuneLateralus
Jun 14, 2003, 08:35 PM
And it is always fun to read on the occasion.

Elvendar
Jun 15, 2003, 01:31 AM
I want boner gum ;_;

Then again, you are restricted as to when you can chew it. You can't just go around knocking crap off shelves and getting it stuck on railings.

pixelate
Jun 15, 2003, 03:57 AM
On 2003-06-14 23:31, Elvendar wrote:
I want boner gum ;_;

Then again, you are restricted as to when you can chew it. You can't just go around knocking crap off shelves and getting it stuck on railings.



Call it Doubleboner Mint Stick? Hyuk...

SorceressofTime
Jun 15, 2003, 06:40 AM
On 2003-06-14 15:19, LollipopLolita wrote:
SorceressofTime, you just can't handle two girls loving each other.



hahaha yeah that's probably it. i'm just not in the mood right now to handle it. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif anyhow, move along people. hehe.