Good Quotes

[Bladecrow]

Umm just write down funny quotes,good quotes or meaningful quotes like these or quotes you made your self.

Note:Quotes said by you are to be signed with your names it caps.Just so people dont think a jim carrey or who ever wrote it and and try to search for more
quotes of him.
PS:He does have some good quotes of his own.

To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.That is to have suscceeded.


"No Problemis Bigger than it's solution."

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die life is a broken winged bird thatcannot fly.Hold fast to dreams for when dreams go life is like a barren field
frozen with snow. By:Langston Hughes

Goodbyes are not forever,goodbyes are not the end,and they mean I'll miss you until we meet again.

You cant control your feeling,only what you do about them.

Lifes challenges aren't supposed to paralyze us;they're supposed to help us discover who we are.

Progress involves risk; you cant steal second base if
you keep a foot on first.

"Peeing your pants is like a good deed.Everyone can see it,but only you get the funny,warm feeling."

"Good and Bad are both general opinions.Thats why you
have to listen to your heart for whats right."--Beki Eady

"God wisely designed the human body,we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily."

"Its okay to take care of others, but remember to take care of yourself as well. After all if your not around in the end,how you going to help anyone?"

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Courage is not fearless.Its having fear but doing
what you have to do anyway.

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

Never underestimate the impossible.

Remember,you are unique,just like everybody else.

We could learn alot from crayons:some are sharp,some are pretty,some are dull,some have weird names,and all are different colors...but they all exist very nicely in the same box.

If you take the easy road, your considered lazy,if you take the hard road, your considered crazy,which one do you pick?

When you were born everyone around was smiling'and you were crying.Live your life so that when you're
dying, everyone around you is crying and you are smiling.

[ginko990]

"Dude i swear to god ill kill you....dont drink it, omfg yo fuggin idiot."

-Me telling my friend not to drink the last coke.



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[vice_dragon]

the early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

[A07]

BeatnikRose: Um... You said that someone told you that I had a pic
Groupiesrgood4U: yea
Groupiesrgood4U: a friend of mine on gamespy
BeatnikRose: Oh? And how does he know me?
Groupiesrgood4U: aim
BeatnikRose: Okay, then what's his sn?
Groupiesrgood4U: chat
Groupiesrgood4U: aim chat was where he told me
BeatnikRose: Okay, but what's his aim sn?
Groupiesrgood4U: heard it from wammalammadingdong

Skip: if Jimmy Neutron and Dexter got in a fight Jimmy N would destroy

FireMage: captain crunch is a nazi

EXpERT464: topless algebra2.. i need to sign up for that
STRMKirby: I'm looking at majoring in advanced polka
STRMKirby: I should warn you, though. Topless Algebra 2 is taught by bea arthur

MaD BishoP 2: i had such an adventure this morning... I sat behind a parked car at McDonalds and thought I was in the drive-thu.
MaD BishoP 2: and then i took a nap

SissyFairyPrincess: i use kool-aid as deodorant

hOmega mAn17: hey i got porn in my neomail
ExperT 464: NEOPORN?!

hOmega mAn17: i hacked my old games.com account!
hOmega mAn17: couldnt remember hte password and it said my email was "[email protected]"
expert464: cause you're gay

olimario: Why doesn't my GameCube make toast?!!!?! What if I'm playing Zelda and I want some toast?! WTF NINTENDO!! ::(

KrazyATM62: you dont have any cool quotes
KrazyATM62: say something perverted

[Monomate]

anything by Steven Wright

I'd kill for a nobel peace prize--Steven Wright

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines--Steven Wright

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film--Steven Wright

Ok, so what's the speed of dark?--Steven Wright

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese--Steven Wright

THe problem with the human genepool is there is no life gaurd--Steven Wright

I woke up one morning and all my stuff had been stolen...and replaced with exact duplicates--Steven Wright

All those who believe in psycokinesis, raise my hand--Steven Wright

I almost had a psychic girlfriend...but she left me before we met--Steven Wright

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?--Steven Wright

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane--Steven Wright

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now--Steven Wright

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it--Steven Wright

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research--Steven Wright

'I had a dream one night in Minas Troney in which seven cows ate seven bushels of wheat, and when they were finished they climbed a red tower and threw up three times, chanting, "Say it now and say it loud, I'm a cow and I'm proud." And then a figure robed in white and bearing a pair of scales came forward and read from a little slip of paper: "Five-eleven's your height, one-ninety your weight You cash in your chips around page eighty-eight."'--Bromosel (Bored of the Rings by the Harvard Lampoon)

'Damn, I'm losing speed cuz I'm also trying to buff the floors!'--Crow T. Robot (Mystery Science Theater 3000)

'How dare you insult my knowledge of ancient dentistry.'--Tom Servo (Mystery Science Theater 3000)


'That's not how you wear your Depends, Torgo.'--Joel (Mystery Science Theater 3000)


'Better put on your helmet, we'll be reaching speeds of three!'--Crow T. Robot (Mystery Science Theater 3000)

'Support the Commies: move to beautiful communist Xylophonia! The communist nation formerly known as Hawaii!'--ME


'Somewhere, a decapitated angel needs your love.'--ME


'Highschool is a cult were all the popular guys get all the pretty girls and pick on the other kids...that's why i am going to put my kids in homeschool'--Brad Colburn

'Don't give in to peer pressure, everybody's doing it.'-- ME


'I am invincible until I die.'--ME

Paintball is the only sport that requires more than one ball--ME

And remember kids, brushing your teeth helps keep dentists out of business--ME

And remember kids, high voltage power lines are our friends--ME

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[_J]

Ahhh...one great quote from the "Holy" Bibble..

"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth."

[jediknight007]

May the Force be with you...

[Suppa_Buddha]

If you can't see it, its not illegal!
-Homer Simpson

[Cannibal-Snowman]

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception- Groucho Marx

Insanity is like madness put to good use

A penny saved is ridiculous

[Blenjar]

Let's roll

[BOC]

be prepared for the worst, but hope for the best.

don't live in the past, because its gone. don't look to the future because it doesn't exist yet. live in the now.

don't stick anything bigger than your elbow in your ear.

live easy, die hard.

life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get. why don't you just look at the little piece of card with the chocolate pictures on them that says whats inside each chocolate? - THE MyTea B.O.C. HIMSELF

cry when your born, laugh when you die.

if you aim for the stars, you'll at least hit the moon.

can't we all just get along?

remember that even god has a sense of humour, look at the duck billed platapus.

if you make it hard for the enemy to get in, you make it hard for yourself to get out.

and theres my contribution,

PEACE!!! (i think this counts too)



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[muff]

"the insane little dwarf Bush"

"Rumsfeld, he needs to be hit on the head"

"Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president."

"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad."

-Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, Iraqi Minister of Information

[Captain_Dude]

Hmm... QUotes

"If it hurts: Scream. If it feels good: Get the hell away from me!"
-I forget, but I love this quote.

"I am what there never was, but now is"
-Cowmaster (Aka Moose)

"Are you yes?."
-From a REALLY badly translated fansub of, I believe, Slayers Special. It also featured lines such as "I'm am..." "I you are'm..." and "...wonderified..."
Gotta love those Japanese to Engrish translations.


And these're from my Uber-Gods quote archive. Most UG quotes are probably too offensive, but some are silly enough for me to post here without getting an evil eye from the mods.

"No no no, the LOWER left testicle. You n00b bastard!"
-Kuntar the Mighty

"'Bass Ackwards'? HAH! More Like 'Ditch Bickless'! HAHAHA I'm so clever."
-Man with Broken Penis

"Wai! Wai! I lub j00 Buffalo Nut Skin-chaaan! *Glomps*"
-Hand Job May

Hmm... *Tries to remember some good quotes*...
Ah to hell with it... *logs onto bash.org for something to rip off.*

"<goatTRICKS> i used to go to this daycare
<goatTRICKS> and there was a big black retarded guy and he had nicknames for everyone that didnt make any sense
<goatTRICKS> and mine was Jukebox Brian"

"<fRaz0r> there was a guy who ran into a bank with a gun and shouted freeze mother stickers this is a fuckup
<JennyRae> did he get any money?
<fRaz0r> all the people in the bank just laughed and he ran off embarrased lol
<JennyRae> darn... he didnt get any money....."

"<isocat> id like to see a good movie about someone nuking the Superbowl"

*Realizes that bash consists of mostly garbage and looks elsewhere.*

Hmm. I'll just use stuff said by everyone's favorite current US president.

"They said this issue wouldn't resignate with the People. They've been proved wrong, it does resignate."

"A surplus means there'll be money left over. Otherwise it wouldn't be called a surplus."

"Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it."

"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."

"Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all about."

"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children."

"It's going to require numerous IRA agents."
(The only typo there is in Bush's script)

"I've been talking to VIncente Fox, the new president of Mexico... I know him... to have gas and oil sent to the U.S.... so we'll not depend on foreign oil."
(The ellipses are only there to shorten what he said. It would've come out the same.)

"I know human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected."

"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."

"The woman who knew that I had dyslexia--I never interviewed her."

"They have miscalculated me as a leader."

"We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be our pacemakers."

"We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans."

"The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming."

"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."

"We cannot let terriers and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile"
(Being held hostile is worse than being held hostage, apparently)

and of course

"Families is where out nation finds hope, where wings take dream."


I've got more, but I'll save em.
Heh, he should just learn to memorize his speeches. It's obvious that reading is not his forte. 'Mr president, are you sure you wouldn't want to just memorize this? Your dyslexia, and constant mixing up of the pages could pose problems' 'Nah, I'll be fine, homie.' Hell, and the least he could do is memorize the speeches, it's not like he writes them.
Hey, maybe they could have Al Gore read the speeches, I hear he has CrazyTalk somewhere on his harddrive. Unless he deleted it so that he could fit s'more Tipper pr0n.

http://archives.theconnection.org/archive/2000/10/images/1003kiss.jpg



But yeah, quotes are neato cheeto!


EDIT: Made it easier to differentiate the quotes from my comments and other garbage.

EDIT again: Fixed a BBcode error.


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[Dangerous55]

http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=58161&forum=9&32

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Mine
"Only the dead have seen the end of a war"