PSO SEX

[jayro]

So here goes I am online last night (don't remember ship) and this guy starts asking "any girls want free stuff" I was intrigued by this so laughing to myself I say "I'm a girl" to see what happens. Being a lvl 64 Humar he didn't believe me, but I was able to convince him through some good lying on my part that I was a girl. So he makes a private room and simple mails me the password. I go into the room and he says "If you'll be my PSO girlfriend theres plenty more stuff where this came from" I wanted to see how sick this guy was so I asked " Hows this work" he tells me that we need to cyber each other. This is really sick and I tell him that I'm a one guy woman take his Lavis Cannon and Photon Claw and leave. I'm concerned are people really that sick and twisted that they get their kicks by trying to get sex in a video game. What kind of world is this? By the way in case you haven't figured tit out yet yes I am a guy. Please respond and tell me what you think and has anyone else heard of this before.

[jazzyfox]

I heard somewhere about this sort of thang on PSO. I think they said what was seen involved a bunch of people running into each other and typing 'Moan' and things like that. Personally, I haven't seen anything of the sort. People following me like a puppy-dog around the lobby is the worst I've had.

To be honest, when I first started up the game, the thought crossed my mind. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif (Not doing it, of it!) But really, with those short speech bubbles, how much detail can ya have? I mean, just ~grope~ or something is about as good as it gets. Although getting around the censoring would make for interesting metaphors... (Beaches, slots, and hues with Coconuts of Doom)

[Sciler]

<font face=times new roman color=red>Hey, get it right, I'm the Slot, you're the hue. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif

and i do the Alt+F3 thing and have ~grope~ as my saying there, but thats more for giggles than anything...nothing serious. But I was in a room about 2 weeks ago and a girl came in and was asking about cybering and whatnot...and I kept saying no as did everyone else and she was like Why not? And I said, well if I want it, i'll just get the real thing http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif hehe, and told her if she was insistant on doing it to go elsewhere cause that was My Room(I created it) http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

But I dun mind the funny stuff like groping and fondling http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif hehe I am Queen Slot afterall, adn the one and only true Vixen http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif<center>

[Ratsmack]

Obviously, none of you have ever been in an AOL chatroom. This is nothing new. It's still sickening and twisted, but it ain't new. Personally, I like to flame the person that does it, which is quite easy as they have no good comebacks. So, don't wish all the stupid people away, because then who would I have left to make fun of?

[jayro]

Ratsmack I should do that for now on. But the point of my writing this was actually to say are people really that desperate that they need to try and get laid on a sega game. I mean if your that desperate come to New York and go to the Intrepid area or outside the tunnel and for 20 bucks you could get head. Sorry for being so crude but the basic fact is that in real life getting laid is one of the easiest things in the world to do. So why try to impress people in a game by bribing them with items to try and get laid. Thats a new level of pathetic.

[Fubuki]

if I get hit on by one more Welsh guy I might just quit PSO... grrrrr... when does armada 2 come out again? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif

but seriously... people scam and flirt all the time in any chat environ... kinda sad.. kinda funny... I have yet to see any PSO slash stories (i am sure they exist)... or PSO hentai yet (I am sure they exist)...

[Sciler]

<font face=times new roman color=red>LOL, thats why I dont go to AOL chatrooms anymore, just got annoying. I stick to IM's only. And dun dis the hentai now, not all hentai is bad http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif<center>

[IceBlink]

Reminds me of the time when I joined a game on a US ship... can't remember where... and when it loaded up, the whole lobby was like... well... ^_^;;;

They were using the falling F key and such, and needless to say, I made my way among the bodies (^_^http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif, and quickly went to a different ship. ^_^;;

[Cube]

I am ashamed to post this but a while ago after beating Dark Fat, these two girls were running aorund in circles chasing eachother, and moning and pretending to have Lesbo "fun", while me and another Hucast look at them in awe. So thay asked us to join, and thinking its discusting im starting to type in "nah, Im ok, i g2g n e wayz" while the other Hucast says sure and joins in on the "fun" after examing the situtation i couldnt help to laugh so i said awe fuck it, and had my first PSO 4-way. it was an interesting experience and having never had Cyber sex before it was new. Well it was worth the laugh, but to tell ya the truth it was real stupid and i wouldnt do it again... it must have been the excitment from beating Dark Fat for the 127th time... I dono, Oh well.

[EnriqueHavoc]

OMG this reminds me of the funniest damn thing i saw on PSO. (not for kids of course, but for us older players)

im chilling in a lobby awhile back and this little tiny girl character(forgot her name now) walks up to a tall guy and does this animation that looks TOTALLY like shes giving the guy a blowjob, then while shes doing it shes got character cards with this face giving a bj and it was actually pretty cool had like limited animation from frame to frame.. so she does this a couple times then it switches to a card of spew all over the card face.. OMG i was laughing so hard i had to ask her to do it again, then i went and got my friends and got her to keep doing it lol

[AdamW]

What?? Getting laid is...easy?? Well son of a...er nvm. Seriously tho, cyber sex is nothing new. I often try to make the freaks feel disgusted. For ex., it's usually a guy asking for cyber sex so I say "I'll do you". The guy gets all worked up and he starts describing some disgusting things. So then i say "::slips -censored- into his ass-:: Well, that usually makes them leave right away. lol Still, I would act like a girl and say "Im giving you head!" to get some rares. lol

[Pneophen]

Armada 2 is never coming out. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_frown.gif

[Mazarin]

Dear God... PSO TS-ing (muckers know what I'm talking about ;p)

Some of those animations are pretty funny, tho... I saw one where the person was getting hit with the phallis, got angry, bit it, the spit the tip out. I was the most horrifying thing I ever saw...

[Sciler]

<font face=times new roman color=red>lol, i havent seen that one yet. I've seen your standard pooping and masterbation ones....LAME> I mean come on, at least do something original like the slim pap one http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif<center>

[Neojin]

Dont encourage the youngsters Sciler http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif

I had some lame ass pull that "Oh look your the right hight" shit to me one time, I don't find it humorors at all to be honest. For one I roll play Ryiko as a wittle girl, so thats just sick and two I serriously doubt half of you would do or talk about the stuff you are if your Mom was looking over your shoulders, why cus you know its wrong.

[Sciler]

<font face=times new roman color=red>Dun you dare play all innocent Neo. I know how you can be http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif<center>