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PenIsMightier
Aug 12, 2003, 08:49 PM
List the quote, the person/actor saying it, the movie it's from. The next person who posts rates the above quote from 1 to 10, 1 being the worst quote ever heard, 10 being just another quote heard in any other movie.

"Iam going to kick, dat sonnafabitch Bison's ass so HARD! Dat de next Bison wannabe, is going tu feel eet."
-Jean Claude Van Damme, Guile
Street Fighter the Motion Picture

BlackCanaryOfDeath
Aug 12, 2003, 08:56 PM
[boxing Jason]
Julius: Go ahead...take your best shot, motherfucker!!


Julius
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

Monomate
Aug 12, 2003, 08:56 PM
is this on a scale of one to ten?

which means good and which means sucky quote?

on a scale of 1-10 1 being suckiest quote 10 being...uh...non suckiest (?) i give above quote...a...3

polishedweasel
Aug 13, 2003, 04:39 AM
"She'll be back..."

Arnold, Terminator 3.

BoUnCeR
Aug 13, 2003, 07:04 AM
I hated Morpheus on Reloaded, when in Zion he makes the speach. "Zion!!! Hear me!" whoa, that sounded really bad

Garanz2
Aug 13, 2003, 07:38 AM
Dunno about films, but on skies of arcadia;

"You have doomed this world by killing the only person who could have saved it." -Ramirez

Well,duh!

Moo2u
Aug 13, 2003, 08:52 AM
On 2003-08-13 05:04, BoUnCeR wrote:
I hated Morpheus on Reloaded, when in Zion he makes the speach. "Zion!!! Hear me!" whoa, that sounded really bad



I actually didn't find anything wrong with the whole speech thing. It was the pointless rave sceen after that which bugged me.

Anywho, worst movie quote, huh? I think the James Bond flick "Die Another Day" is a worthy contender.

Bond - "Saved by the bell."

*shudded*

Mr. Kill - "My name is Mr. Kill."
Bond - "Now that's a name to die for."

Did he really have to say that? Gah!

RavenTW
Aug 13, 2003, 09:46 AM
On 2003-08-13 02:39, polishedweasel wrote:
"She'll be back..."

Arnold, Terminator 3.



4.



On 2003-08-13 06:52, Moo2u wrote:
Anywho, worst movie quote, huh? I think the James Bond flick "Die Another Day" is a worthy contender.

Bond - "Saved by the bell."

*shudded*

Mr. Kill - "My name is Mr. Kill."
Bond - "Now that's a name to die for."

Did he really have to say that? Gah!



I'd have to see what was happening on the first quote, but the second deserves a 5. Lesee, bad quote, bad quote...

"Your man...MY man..."

Chris Rock as that idiot DJ in the Fifth Element. Actually, almost everything he said in that movie sucked. There were some funny parts though.

Valleo
Aug 13, 2003, 09:48 AM
The DJ in the fifth element was Chris Tucker not Chris Rock... and I thought he was hilarious. As for worst quotes...

"I think we hit something"
-Leonardo Dicrappio, Titanic

Gee you think?

RavenTW
Aug 13, 2003, 09:53 AM
Oh, ok Chris Tucker. I knew it was Chris someone.

SundryKnives
Aug 13, 2003, 10:50 AM
LOL all Bond quotes are crap.

How aboot "Send...more...paramedics." some zombie from some zombie movie.

Guile
Aug 13, 2003, 08:09 PM
Anything said in Fast and Furious..that movie was so gay...

pixelate
Aug 14, 2003, 01:10 AM
Does the entire Gigli movie count as a quote?

Guntz348
Aug 14, 2003, 02:35 AM
On 2003-08-13 23:10, pixelate wrote:
Does the entire Gigli movie count as a quote?



I dunno, but I'm pretty sure everything in Glitter counts.

Garanz2
Aug 14, 2003, 02:39 AM
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
-Jaws

"So guys, people are saying that your canadian humor is just immature fart jokes."

"Oh thats not true, take this classic canadian joke for example. Excuse me terrence."
"Yes, phillip?"
*FART*
*Both burst out laughing*
-South park the movie

God, that movie sucked.

BoUnCeR
Aug 14, 2003, 05:51 AM
On 2003-08-13 06:52, Moo2u wrote:


I actually didn't find anything wrong with the whole speech thing. It was the pointless rave sceen after that which bugged me.


I loved the rave scene. It compares deep and passioned love (Neo & Trinity) with profane and momentaneous passion. Awesome.

Mazarin
Aug 14, 2003, 06:05 AM
How can you put that Jaws quote in this thread? That's one of the best movie quotes of ALL TIME.

Sucky movie quotes:

The ENTIRE speach given by the president in ID4

And I'm sure any quote in the DBZ movie.

Sucky game quote:

"All your base..."

RavenTW
Aug 14, 2003, 10:39 AM
Sucky movie quotes:

The ENTIRE speach given by the president in ID4



DUDE! That speech was better than anything I've heard by any of our Presidents! You must an government hater or something to not like that quote.

As for another sucky quote:

"You're fired."

Arnold Cantspellhislastnameinager, True Lies.

Moo2u
Aug 14, 2003, 10:45 AM
On 2003-08-14 08:39, RavenTW wrote:



Sucky movie quotes:

The ENTIRE speach given by the president in ID4



DUDE! That speech was better than anything I've heard by any of our Presidents!



That's not saying much...

PenIsMightier
Aug 14, 2003, 12:05 PM
I have another one:
"Lui Kang can do it!"
Kitana, Mortal Kombat Ahnialation

blazeking240
Aug 14, 2003, 08:16 PM
can jimmy come out and play

chucky childs play 3

Nazo
Aug 15, 2003, 08:58 AM
This one made me feel like Daniel Radcliffe (or w/e) should not be doing Harry Potter anymore:

"you... wish!"

...is it just coincidence that I found that in my 3rd grade brother's chapter book? Or .. maybe..

*shudder*

Robo47
Aug 15, 2003, 10:21 AM
The worst in my opinion is how they used
"You are one UGLY mutha' f*****" in Predator 2.
Arnold did it better in Predator(1) anyways...

Firocket1690
Aug 15, 2003, 11:17 AM
*at dinner at nice restraunt with family*

"Allow me to quote from Shanghai Knights,
"MMmmm, this stuff's pretty good! I thought the food here
was supposed to suck!!""

Roy - Shanghai Knights

I really said that out loud

"Bad Boys, Bad Boys, watcha gonna do ??
watcha gonna do when they come for you "
second guy continues rappin' on
"YO! don't sing the damn song"
"I know, but usually we only do the chorus"

Bad Boys II
sry, if I didn't get it exact, I have YET to see it, only saw commercials...

"Damn, we're gonna need a bigger gun"
Agent K MIB

xHIGHONLIFEx
Aug 15, 2003, 12:22 PM
Anakin from Episode II, "I slaughtered them!!! I slaughtered them like animals!!! I HATE THEM!!!"

Sedyne
Aug 15, 2003, 12:27 PM
On 2003-08-13 23:10, pixelate wrote:
Does the entire Gigli movie count as a quote?


bahahahahahhaha right on pixelate

PenIsMightier
Aug 15, 2003, 12:33 PM
As much as he's my favorite actor, this quote from him sucked so bad:
"What is this 'stuff', that we are downlooaading?"
Sean Connery, Entrapment

Dirrty_JillV
Aug 15, 2003, 12:50 PM
"Ever wonder what happens to a toad when it is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." Storm in Xmen

Moo2u
Aug 15, 2003, 06:12 PM
On 2003-08-15 10:50, Dirrty_JillV wrote:
"Ever wonder what happens to a toad when it is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." Storm in Xmen



I agree, that one was pretty bad. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Enyalis_Cho
Aug 15, 2003, 11:38 PM
Well, I was going to put one line, but I couldn't decide which one from this movie was worse, so I'm just gonna have to vote for the entire Batman and Robin movie.

Raxxon_Ironis
Aug 15, 2003, 11:47 PM
On 2003-08-12 18:49, PenIsMightier wrote:
List the quote, the person/actor saying it, the movie it's from. The next person who posts rates the above quote from 1 to 10, 1 being the worst quote ever heard, 10 being just another quote heard in any other movie.

"Iam going to kick, dat sonnafabitch Bison's ass so HARD! Dat de next Bison wannabe, is going tu feel eet."
-Jean Claude Van Damme, Guile
Street Fighter the Motion Picture



I don't know a quote, but can I buy some Penis Mightier? And will it really mighty my penis?

Temjin-On
Aug 16, 2003, 09:50 AM
All I got to say is.....
http://www.speedis.org/advance/images/5321/zerowing.JPG

Droit
Aug 16, 2003, 01:03 PM
I would have to say:
"i was hoping to nail you one more time, but not literally"
Dorian Gray from lxg

brillyfresh
Aug 16, 2003, 01:12 PM
"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."

- Ash from Army of Darkness

Shattered_weasel
Aug 16, 2003, 01:17 PM
lots of arnold movies in here

polishedweasel
Aug 16, 2003, 02:42 PM
What about everything arnold had to say in the Batman movie, I can't rememeber it's exact title, I beleive Batman forever?

Logical2u
Aug 16, 2003, 03:05 PM
Make it so.

Any star trek movie ever.

GOSHDARNIT SAY SOMETHING DIFFERENT OR I'LL STAB YOU ALL WITH A PHASER!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Enyalis_Cho
Aug 17, 2003, 12:48 AM
On 2003-08-16 12:42, polishedweasel wrote:
What about everything arnold had to say in the Batman movie, I can't rememeber it's exact title, I beleive Batman forever?



It was Batman and Robin.... *cringes* God I hated that movie.....

polishedweasel
Aug 17, 2003, 05:44 AM
oh...sorry, didn't mean to bring up any bad childhood memories. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Robo47
Sep 14, 2003, 09:13 PM
quote Gigli- Every single damn part of that spawn of satan movie!

Bradicus
Sep 14, 2003, 09:18 PM
anything from motal combat 2 (possibly the worst movie EVER... next to mortal combat 1)
Did a seven year old write this movie?

Nai_Calus
Sep 14, 2003, 10:34 PM
On 2003-08-16 13:05, Logical2u wrote:

Make it so.

Any star trek movie ever.

GOSHDARNIT SAY SOMETHING DIFFERENT OR I'LL STAB YOU ALL WITH A PHASER!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!



That was only 7-10. >P Blech, Picard. Gimme Kirk any day. And Spock and McCoy and Scotty and Sulu and Uhura and Chekov... Yar.

Symbios
Sep 14, 2003, 11:28 PM
PenIsMightier

O_O

BogusKun
Sep 15, 2003, 01:10 AM
On 2003-08-13 05:04, BoUnCeR wrote:
I hated Morpheus on Reloaded, when in Zion he makes the speach. "Zion!!! Hear me!" whoa, that sounded really bad



I agree but he still need to comeback on the VOTE BOOTH to kill bender and Haruko cuz he ownz them in real life

Best Quote (stfu): Eat the cake! EAT THE DAMN CAKE , Tina.....[that Tina Turner movie]

WORST EVER QUOTE:
Do you feel luicky... punk? Well... Do you...? Do you feel lucky? Punk?

-that one crippled guy from Scary Movie 2, i forgot his name anyways... hes funny but he didnt make me laugh on that one part.

Rep0
Sep 15, 2003, 01:32 AM
On 2003-08-16 11:12, brillyfresh wrote:
"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."

- Ash from Army of Darkness



ARE YOU INSULTING ARMY OF DARKENSS, WHICH IS FILLED WITH THE MOST AMAZING ARRAY OF ONE-LINERS EVER

Inu_Ranma
Sep 15, 2003, 02:46 AM
"I am a drug dealer, who happens to be dressed up as a clown, and works out of an ice cream truck!'

Killjoy.

There are three levels of bad film, to me.

There are films that are just bad (see: Bad Boys, Pearl Harbor, Titanic, Jurassic Park 2/3, etc.)

There are movies that are so bad that they're funny. (Dead Alive, Bad Taste, Any Jason film, soe Gozira films, all Gamera films, etc.)

And, finally, there are movies that are so bad that they are, in fact, worse. (Daredevil, Killjoy, Plan 9 From Outer Space, etc.)

Interesting, it is.

VulpesMundi
Sep 15, 2003, 07:27 AM
Since nobody wrote an actual quote from Gigli, I'll grudgingly add one (and blind everyone)...

"Gobble gobble."

There. We can all die now. X.x

(We need a topic for opinions on the worst movie ever if there isn't already one.)

HotWaterDeath
Sep 15, 2003, 07:34 AM
"Welcome to the Zander Zone."

There I said it! I'm ashamed I actually watched that horrid movie. It was a supposed to be a joke...but the joke was on this honky.

Kemon
Sep 15, 2003, 12:48 PM
Bring it on! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_argh.gif