Great Movie Quotes and Song Lyrics

[Monomate]

Ok...you know the drill...post your favorite Movie Quotes and/or Song Lyrics right here---->
no...you fool! can't you see? right there^

um...yeah...

"Wait! Where are you going? I was gonna make Espresso..."--The Blindman, Young Frankenstein

that's a quote by the way...

[monkeyfist]

"I've never killed a midget before" James Bond in Man with the Golden Gun

"At last we meet for the first time for the last time" Dark Helmet in Spaceballs

"He slimed me"-venkman(i think) in ghostbusters

there some that i forget that are hilarious

[Dirrty_JillV]

Movie:
"Hey You Guys!" Sloth from The Goonies

Lyric:
"Kick Down Your Door And Smack Your Chic!" Monica So Gone

[RavenTW]

"And I'm trying to raise another commander, who probably won't let me go on away missions-"

"Technically Sir, that is correct. Starfleet Regulation-"

"Data, shut up."

- Captain Picard and Lieutenant Commander Data, Star Trek: Nemesis

"I'm back."

- T-101, Terminator 3

"Ah, ah, how much you got on you?"

"I give you, the gratitude of the Counsel, and the apology of a king."

"No, really, how much?"

- Sinbad and the leader of Siricous (or wherever they call that place), Sinbad

Oh, an let's not forget one of my favorite TV quotes:

"Well, what do you think we should do?"

"Maybe have dinner?"

"And what after that?"

"I don't know, maybe a dance or something?"

"And after that, I suppose you want me to kiss you."

"Well, yeah, maybe."

"So why do have to have dinner? Why don't I just go ahead and kiss you?"

"Well, why don't you?"

*kisses her*

- Odo and Lieutenant Dax (I beleive it's her), Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

Oh yes, and a music lyric that just cracks me up:

"Sign my poodle, Ce you Plet (or some French term)! Sign my poddle, Ce you plet!

Hemmenenne Hummenenne Hemmenenne Hummenenne!

Poodle, Poodle!"

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[ginko990]

"Sepa time on the simmy side."

-Pootie Tang

[AUTO_]

On 2003-08-12 19:33, monkeyfist wrote:

"At last we meet for the first time for the last time" Dark Helmet in Spaceballs

^ Lone Star



Refer to sig (everyone go buy/rent/steal The Boondock Saints--probably the best movie ever made).

Other then that...

"Strength and honor." - Russel Crowe, Gladiator

"Come on ya'freakin piece of shIt!" - Jack Black, Saving Silverman

"Trust me, your daughter doesn't listen to that music. Oh wait, is she in a coma?" - Jack Black, High Fidelity

"...It was a ***-damn joke...and when I think of you Linda, I hope you fucking choke." - Adam Sandler, The Wedding Singer

"Stacey, I don't even own a'gun. Not even multiple a'guns to necessatate an entire gun-rack." - Mike Myers, Wayne's World

"We needed a coffin--I mean a tree." Chevy Chase, NL Xmas Vacation

"...Because I believe you'll buy booze with it! I just want to get to my car from the office without being bugged by the decay of western society!" - Jim Carrey, Liar Liar

"Back to you, fuckers!" - Jim Carrey, Bruce Almighty

"Abba Zabba...You're my only friend." - Dave Chapelle, Half-Baked

"When I first met you, you were like 'Oh fooey, I burned the muffins'...now when you walk into a bar sailors come out runnin. Whatsup' with that?" - Samuel Jackson, The Long Kiss Goodnight

"Dress up like Halloween, and ghouls will try and get into your pants." - John Travolta, Face Off


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Now it's time for BASEketball quotes!

"First we get the khakis; then we get the jobs, then we get the chicks." - Trey Parker/Coop

"Dude let's bail, it looks like a Docker's commercial in here." -Matt Stone/Reemer

"I know, dude. But this is Britney Keyser's party, and I really, really, wanna' f*** her." -Matt Stone/Reemer

"Of course we graduated! Hey, wanna cockbeer?" -Trey Parker/Coop

*Song from radio--classic Trey Parker singing* "...and your best friend is mad at you and your girlfriend thinks you suck. But you just gotta tell them it's all apart of some guys evil plan*looks at radio shocked*...Lookout now, there's a guy changing lanes and you got a stain on your upper-lip...and those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away, unless you apply tropical creams everyday."

"I'm glad to finally be playing in the fine school of Miami! (it's Minnesota)...Heh, whatever...shit." - Traded Player

"The Oilers moved to Tennessee where there is no oil. The Jazz moved to Utah where they don't allow music. The Raiders moved to LA and then back to Oakland--nobody seemed to notice." - Narrarator

"Well what do chicks want Coop?"

"Well, apparently not total losers."

"Well, we're pretty good at basketball."

"Yeah, as long as we don't have to run or dribble or any of that stuff."

"Yeah, that shit's overrated, though."

*****

"So you guys up for a game?"

"Sure."

"Well let's make it interesting...say 20 bucks?"

"How about 50?"

"You're on."

"Dude....what are you doing, we don't have 50 bucks!"

"...We don't have twenty!"

******

I could go on forever...but you might as well just watch the movie.

[RedFox]

"He'll live" -Terminator 2

"What did you do, wake up this morning and say, "Today, I'm going to ruin a man's life"?" Romancing The Stone

[monkeyfist]

AUTO said:

Now it's time for BASEketball quotes!

"First we get the khakis; then we get the jobs, then we get the chicks." - Trey Parker/Coop

"Dude let's bail, it looks like a Docker's commercial in here." -Matt Stone/Reemer

"I know, dude. But this is Britney Keyser's party, and I really, really, wanna' f*** her." -Matt Stone/Reemer

"Of course we graduated cock beer?" -Trey Parker/Coop
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*Song from radio--classic Trey Parker singing* "...and your best friend is mad at you and your girlfriend thinks you suck. But you just gotta tell them it's all apart of some guys evil plan*looks at radio shocked*...Lookout now, there's a guy changing lanes and you got a stain on your upper-lip...and those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away, unless you using topical creams everyday."
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif^^^^^^^

"I'm glad to finally be playing in the fine city of Miami! (it's Minnesota)...Heh, whatever...shit." - Traded Player
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif^^^^^^^^^

"The Lakers move to LA, where there are no lakes. The Oilers moved to Tennessee where there is no oil. The Jazz moved to Utah where they don't allow music. The Raiders moved to LA and then back to Oakland--nobody seemed to notice." - Narrarator
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif^^^^^^^^^

"Well what do chicks want Coop?"

"Well, apparently not total losers."

"Well, we're pretty good at basketball."

"Yeah, as long as we don't have to run or dribble or any of that stuff."

"Yeah, that shit's overrated, though."

*****

"So you guys up for a game?"

"Sure."

"Well let's make it interesting...say 20 bucks?"

"How about 50?"

"You're on."

"Dude....what are you doing, we don't have 50 bucks!"

"...We don't have twenty!"

******
nice try on the quotes. absolutely hilarious movie. even the great mulakalaka board of trust


"camelot!, camelot!, camelot" Patsy:"it's only a model"

"i'm not dead yet"
"it's only a flesh wound"
etc, from black knight

"he turned and ran away, he turned and ran away away" "no i didn't!" "when danger reared its ugly head, sir robin turned hit tail and fled.."
-robin's minstels

"you are english types. i fart in your general direction. your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberrys. now run away before i have to taunt you a second time you english kniggts"
-taunting frenchman

lots more i for

[_J]

"You mother fucking quires!!!" Korn - Faggot.

[_J]

Oh and for film, a new one...not my "favourite" but deep.

"When I am dead, and the people who knew me are dead it will be as if I never existed. What difference haev I made? None, none at all." About Schmidt, a suprisingly brilliant film.

[klepto]

hah

Boondock Saints is the greatest movie ever. The best part is the cat part.

"You shot mr..... mr..."

"Mr. What?"

"Bitch, ill shoot myself in the head if you can tell me what the fuck that cats name was"

(some mumbling)

"I will shoot myself in the head if you can tell me what the fuck color the cat was"

"Dont you talk to her like that you have no right..."

"Shut the hell up. I can't walk down the street to buy a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys you fucked on the street."

I probably messsed it up a bit, seeing as its been a while since ive seen it, but you get the gist of it

[RavenTW]

Ah, yes, a recent quote from the new movie SWAT:

"Hey man, don't beat him too hard."

"I won't make any promises."

"Hey hey, try to win, ok? I got money riding on this."

Or something like that. And another:

"Why'd you pick me?"

"To piss off the Captain."

And lastly:

"100 million dollers? What would you do with all that?"

"Oh, that'd get me floor tickets for the Lakers, put my kids through college, get Hally Barry as my yoga instructor..."

[Obscenity]

Movies:

"Gimme some sugar, baby." -Army of Darkness

"Groovy." -Army of Darkness

"The name is Betty, you sonofapig." -Kung Pow

"What if your house...what if your family...what if your DOPE was on fire?"
"Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear." -The Breakfast Club

[Obscenity]

Music:

"The only thing that makes me smile is your pain." -Anthrax

"I'd kick out your chair just to watch you dance." -Anthrax

"I'll believe in God when one and one are five." -Bad Religion

"Everyday I wander in negative disposition, as I'm bombarded by superlatives, realizing very well that I am not alone. Introverted, I look to tomorrow for salvation, but I'm thinking altruistically, and a wave of overwhelming doubt turns me to stone." -Bad Religion

"Why do we pity the dead?" -Bad Religion

"There's hope in the words, an amotion in the eyes. It's so easy to be misled by the savvy, gentle guise. And like fools we trust the delivery, but it's all just drunk sincerity." -Bad Religion

"I love my computer
You never ask for more
You can be a princess
Or you can be my whore." -Bad Religion

Yes, I like Bad Religion a lot. =D

[AUTO_]

On 2003-08-13 18:28, klepto wrote:
hah

Boondock Saints is the greatest movie ever. The best part is the cat part.

"You shot mr..... mr..."

"Mr. What?"

"Bitch, ill shoot myself in the head if you can tell me what the fuck that cats name was"

(some mumbling)

"I will shoot myself in the head if you can tell me what the fuck color the cat was"

"Dont you talk to her like that you have no right..."

"Shut the hell up. I can't walk down the street to buy a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys you fucked on the street."

I probably messsed it up a bit, seeing as its been a while since ive seen it, but you get the gist of it



You are now my favorite PSOWer.

It's funny as hell when he shoots it (the cat) and they start dancing hoping they didn't get hit...one of the brothers goes:

"It's ok...you just shot the cat."

Then he looks at the wall, and theres a splatter area of like 5 feet and he goes,

"Is it dead?"

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Another funny part is the joke he tells the mob boss.

[Mazarin]

"You're gonna have to change your tatoo."

(*PUNCH*)

"I respected her real good."

[Sedyne]

"I will go in this way, and find my own way out" - DMB #41

"You don't do it on purpose but you make me shake, now I coun't the hours till you wake with your babies breath, breathe, symphonies" Something Corporate- Hurricane

"I'd give up forever to touch you" - Goo Goo Dolls

[blazeking240]

the dark night says i am your father. reign of fire

[Enyalis_Cho]

"Hey look a parrot! Polly want a cracker?"

"Polly want your mama's sweet ass!" - Scary Movie 2

The parrot was my favorite character in that movie.

[JTeebo]

"Begun, this clone war has." -Star Wars Episode II:Attack of the Clones


"Into the garbage chute, flyboy." -Star Wars Episode IV:A New Hope

[xHIGHONLIFEx]

From Jaws... "Smile you son of a Bitch!!!" Absolutely love that quote...