IceBlink's Weird Life (fanfiction?) [Archive]

IceBlink

Mar 27, 2001, 10:59 PM

Well, I'm bored, so prepare to be scared. ^_^ The human mind is weird when it's tired, which you android types don't have to worry about. ^_^

I decided to start this in a new thread, and continue it as long as I have ideas. ^_^ Sort of like fanfiction, really... heh. ^_^ Thanks go to Lamalas and Arsenal for starting the craze. ^_^

It's sort of continued from Arsenal's thread, which I did a post, which explains the origin of the Rag Rappy...

- - -

I wake up, turn over, and come face to face with a familiar yellow bird.

No! It's not 'Miss Super Saiyan'! It's that Rag Rappy which followed me home last night!

... It had better be house-trained by now, because I'm not cleaning up after it again!

Well, on the good side of things, at least it didn't attack me while I was asleep. Then again, my hand was holding my Varista under my pillow...

Getting up, I perform the usual details, and getting dressed, I stock up on my items.

Trifluids, the drugs that are attached to my shield arm, which are injected into me at will, saving me the trouble of having to waste time during battle to ingest it, and Moon and Star Atoms to feed my mag, Apsaras.

Elenor once told me that mags are actually intelligent.

Well, one thing for sure, Apsaras and Pikachu (yes, Rags eventually agreed with the name after numerous arguments) share one thing in common. They're both greedy. Eat me out of house and home, they will.

Speaking of Elenor, something scares me about her. I think she's getting attached to me, after I saved her life a couple of times during those guild missions.

I dunno.. I hope I'm wrong. A relationship like that would never work anyway.

At least... I've never heard of a relationship like that, well, only between Newmen females and male androids, actually, but hey...

Anyway, with Pikachu in tow, I take a telepipe to the city. When I get there, I get stares all over.

"Oh my, is that a..."

"Isn't it cute!"

"Mommy! I want one of those!"

Gah... Pikachu shuffles closer to me, probably scared of the people. Anyway, I finally reach the Hunter's Guild, and who should I happen to see but Elenor and Dr. Montague.

"Ha ha ha... I see you have a Rag Rappy!" Dr Montague exclaims. "Though I'm not sure if I can actually use photon technology to create a Rag Buster..."

"Forget it, Doc... he's my pet."

Elenor blinks, and manages a shy wave. Seems I was right...

"Well, IceBlink, I need you to test this new Delsaber's Leg. It's a prototype, you see. Very hush-hush."

Delsaber's Leg? WTF? I swear, this guy is on drugs or something. "Sure, Doc... whatever..."

"And take Elenor with you. She seems to be very happy around you." the good doctor said, smiling at me. Gah... what is he doing? Elenor is crud in a fight...

The pink android nervously looked down at her feet, hands held in front of her... oh, whatever. At least I'll have someone to talk to, I guess.

"S-shall we get going, IceBlink?" she said in that soft metallic tone of her's. Her voice may have sounded metal, but it had emotion in it... something a certain Kireek was missing... heh.

"Sure. You have a better gun this time?"

"Oh... yes, yes, I do!" she said proudly, displaying her... Spread Needle.

I have no idea where she got it, but hey, if it will make my life easier...

Elenor smiled, as she admired Apsaras, who was hovering behind me on my back. "Your mag is very content now, you know. It's happy..."

Well, that's good. I just knew I would get along with it...

"Only... it's a little jealous of the Rag Rappy. Apsaras thinks you plan to replace it with the bird."

"......"

Even my mag is weird. Oh well.

With a nod to the two lumps standing at the gates, we head off to the ruins...

- - -

Heee... this is fun... ^_^

KLin-304

Mar 28, 2001, 12:31 AM

Hey, that is great, Iceblink. You know, now that I think of it, that ducky-looking MAG somewhat resembles a Rag Rappy! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif Apsaras better be careful, it's got tough competition! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif

Whose 'Miss Super Saiyan' anyhow? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

IceBlink

Mar 28, 2001, 02:17 AM

Well, I'm glad some people is reading this... even if it's only five or so people... ^_^;

On 2001-03-27 21:31, KLin-304 wrote:
Hey, that is great, Iceblink. You know, now that I think of it, that ducky-looking MAG somewhat resembles a Rag Rappy! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif Apsaras better be careful, it's got tough competition! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif

Hee. Apsaras will know this... ^_^;;

Whose 'Miss Super Saiyan' anyhow? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

And KLin... well... guess who. ^_^; Heh heh... Apsaras will be developing a personality... in a way... ^_^;;

Heh heh... sincere apologises if I... borrow your character for cameos... ^_^ Obviously, I'm doing this based on the impression I have of that character from the forum... so if Danger Girl and Spy was to appear in this... heh heh... ^_^; You, however, will actually be first... just a cameo role to begin with, until I can get the feel of the character right... ^_^;;

- - -

In the ruins...

Apsaras is worried. I can feel it humming a disorientated chord. Then again, it's always concerned for me, since I tend to almost die all the time in here, and it has to infuse my body with a photon shield often, making me for all intents and purposes, invincible...

Pikachu is worried too. Keeps chirping. I feed it a chicken leg (synthetic chicken, of course), and he calms down. Hmmm... I wonder...

After two Moons and a Star, Apsaras is calmed down.

Hee. Like drugs calming a human down, innit?

"This is the testing area... ready, IceBlink?" Elenor asked, as she raised her Spread Needle.

I'm as ready as I'll ever be, I guess, as I pull out my Hell Gungnir, and motion for the Rappy to stand behind me. Muttering a quick incantation, I fire out Shifta and Deband over Elenor and Pikachu, just in case.

Whispering a quick thank you, she got into position, while I suddenly remembered that I was meant to be testing the Delsaber's Leg (you have GOT to be kidding me)...

Strapping the Gungnir on my back, I open the pack, to pull out... a black boot, which looked like a Delsaber's foot.

You have seriously GOT to be kidding me.

The roars that came from everywhere quickly convinced me to put the blasted thing on. Luckily, I'm also trained in kick-boxing, though I'd rather be using a weapon...

Oh well. Here comes the first one. And it's a Dimenian. You know, the ugly suckers who chase you, and attempt to pummel you in numbers. Many a time I have seen hunters fall to them...

Well, here goes! Avoiding the swing of the arm, I move to it's blind side, and execute a spinning roundhouse kick to it's head, and wham! It's... lost it's head.

I think I like this weapon... oh well, I can't keep it, since it's a prototype.

Nggg... more of the Dimenians have shown up, and they're surrounding me... crud... one hit from behind knocks me over, and I roll as a sharp claw indents the ground I was previously on. This position isn't good, and I know it. Elenor is trying to move over to help me, only she's having trouble herself.

"Chirp!"

I blink, and watch as the Dimenian pauses, along with all the other monsters, as Pikachu is... trying to attack the Dimenian, by pecking it.

"Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!" Pikachu goes, as it continues pecking.

The Dimenian sort of shakes, and falls over on it's back... but it's not dead. I can only assume that it's... laughing. Heh... eh... it is sort of funny, actually...

And then... all of a sudden... the Rappy flares with some weird aura... and... fires a zonde out at the Dimenian.

"......" was mine and Elenor's combined responses. How the hell...?!

Still, I take this chance to get up, and stomp on the Dimenian's head with the Delsaber's Leg, crushing it. Booya.

Apsaras suddenly flares up, not to be outdone by a Rappy, and charges itself up for a Photon Blast.

A gust of photons later, and the room is empty.

"Analysing data... done. We can go back now, IceBlink." Elenor said, smiling.

I nod, as I stare at Pikachu, who's living up to his namesake. How the hell did he...?

Still, I pick up the tired Rappy, and follow Elenor through the telepipe she created. Good work... I guess.

Apsaras bounces up and down, communicating a message with Elenor, who giggles.

Okay, I'm really scared. What are they saying? I have no idea, and frankly, I'm not sure if I should know.

Back in the city, I come across a familiar face.

It's 'Miss Super Saiyan', or rather, LIna304. Elenor immediately starts... pouting (?), as the yellow 'I'm not a Rag Rappy' female more experienced android scrolls up to us.

"Hey." I mumbled, too tired to say anything.

"Hi IceBlink! ... Is that a Rag Rappy in your arms?" LIna304 asked, in a somewhat bemused smile. "Wow... it's cute..." she said, smiling.

"Oh yeah. This one is special... somehow. He's giving Apsaras a run for his money..." I say, and chuckle, as LIna304 gets the most adorable confused expression. It's a Kodak moment, really, because it's rare for LIna304 to be confused... heh. Actually, what am I saying? It's easy. But I won't reveal how. We leave her confused as we head back to the guild, where I give the boot back, Elenor and Apsaras continue their discussion (which I still don't know), and then, Elenor smiles at me once more.

"I-IceBlink... I... uh...um... nevermind." she stutters, and almost hides behind Dr Montague.

Oh, whatever. I'm tired, and I head back to my apartment.

--IceBlink signing off.

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FINISHED! ARGH! ^_^;; Heh... edited... ^_^;;

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[ This message was edited by: IceBlink on 2001-03-28 00:41 ]

KLin-304

Mar 28, 2001, 03:02 AM

Actually I wrote an intro. for my character in the RP thread. I'll Personal message you the intro if you don't wanna spend the time waiting for that forum to load.

Actually, Lina is supposed to be ditzy at the same time as being umm.. heroic I guess. If you've seen in the animes it is like how in Dragon Ball Z, Goku can crack jokes no matter what is happening and kick butt when it really counts. But that isn't really a good analogy, and I don't like DBZ anymore. Humm.. maybe more sorta like the main character in Sailor Moon, what was her name? Usagi or something. (Hee hee means "bunny rabbit" in Japanese.) Or if you've seen Martian Successor Nadesico, like Captain Yurika Misumaru. Actually, now that I think of it Yurika's voice wouldn't go too bad with Lina. I think I'm gonna go work on her audio files a bit more. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif

IceBlink

Mar 28, 2001, 03:44 AM

Heee... I edited it... hope you like it. ^_^ Next 'episode', I'll introduce you better, I guess... ^_^;; Maybe with some other people...

I'm not sure if this is fanfiction or roleplaying... after all, you can't really get Rag Rappys to follow you like pets... ^_^;;

Oh well... I'll write the next episode later... too tired to think... ^_^;

Where is the RP thread anyway?

IceBlink

Mar 28, 2001, 09:33 AM

... Neh, bored... so... here I go...

- - -

It's in the morning again, and I wake up. For some reason, Apsaras is awake and hovering about by itself. I'm getting more and more worried, because it seems like Apsaras is becoming more and more sentient...

Heh... seems like it's gonna evolve into a android one day... heh.

Oh well. I look at the foot of my bed, and... yep, seems that Pikachu has taken the foot of my bed as it's own sleeping place. Well, keeps my feet warm, at least.

There's a knocking at my door. "Rise and shine! C'mon, Ice! You awake yet?" a familiar female voice calls out.

Ngggg... too early. I attempt to go back to sleep, but the knocking continues... bah.

Getting up and pulling on the trousers of my battle suit, I walk slowly to the door, and open.

And, I see Miss Super Saiyan (old joke. Really), and the person who gifted me with the Hell Gungnir I have today, Cienna.

"'S too... early..." I mumble. Apsaras floats next to me and beeps, actually agreeing with me. And Pikachu wanders by, chirping in a somewhat cute manner.

How unfortunate, today, I would learn that LIna304 has a kleptomanic behaviour.

"EEEEEEEE!! KAWAII DESU!" she squealed, temporarily reverting into Japanese mode, and hugging the surprised Rappy, knocking me out of the way.

"Chirp?"

I blink, as does Cienna. "......."

Um, okay. "So'd why you call me up for...?" I ask tiredly, because I _am_ tired.

Cienna shook her head, making her famed red hair bounce. "Ah, I remember. You got medic duty today with us."

"...."

Medic duty... heh. Basically, we go down, and find any hunters on Ragol who are unconscious. If they're still alive, we take them back to the hospital.

It's one of those things you can't escape from. Y'know, like jury duty, taxes for the weapons and money you have in the bank.... oh well.

Later on, after dressing up properly and stocking up on items (yes, the usual Trifluids located in the left arm shield ready to be injected into my system at a moment's notice), Apsaras and Pikachu attach themself to me, Aps on my back and Raps by my side.

"Everyone ready?" LIna asked, smiling.

"Yeah, here we go..." I mumble unenthusically.

And the three of us telepipe to a rough area of the Forest... weapons drawn... and then...

- - -

magenta

Mar 28, 2001, 10:08 AM

good stuff..

im actually enyoing reading this...
have you read my profile in the player match up threads?..

IceBlink

Mar 28, 2001, 10:31 AM

Yep, I did read it... unless... you WANT to be in this? ^_^;

Hee... do you want to be the first 'hunter' we find then? ^_^;

magenta

Mar 28, 2001, 10:41 AM

erh.. i stated the line about my profile JUST IN CASE i did end up in this...

as for being the first hunter..sure i dont mind, i do admit i get defeated against overwhelming odds sometimes. (damn sharks, dimenians)

IceBlink

Mar 28, 2001, 11:09 AM

Heee... well, remember... this... is not quite your normal RP/fanfic... see.... it's more comedy, after all... ^_^

Hmmm... just to test to see if I can get the character right...

- - -

Though the forests we walk, my Rappy in front of the small party, engaging in smalltalk.

"So, what music do you play at that bar then, Lina?" Cienna said.

"Oh, lots of J-pop! I love it, it's such a sudden rush to me, see, it's like adrenaline..."

"Um..." I say. "You're moving into Em territory." Heh... got nothing against the guy, but him and j-pop is two different things...

"Oh, oops!" the yellow android said, whilst giggling.

Pikachu chirps, as Apsaras hums to me. Is there something or someone ahead?

Pulling the Hell Gungnir off my back, I motion to the other two, and they follow stealthily. No sudden noise. Apsaras complies by softening it's sound chips, and Pikachu (hee... I still can't get over the name) makes a impression of me tip-toeing. Funny.

We come to a clearing, only to see a Force hunter on the ground, surrounded by Rappys. Pikachu immediately rushes up, chirps a few chirps, and the rest of them quickly run away.

Wow... never knew Pikachu was that popular to the Rappys.

As Cienna bent down to check on the Force's condition, Lina started her analysis. "She's... stable, and should be okay. In fact, I think she's still conscious!" she said, beaming.

I nod. Heh... quite lively. Fed Pikachu with the drummer (I think he's growing addicted to it), and just so that Apsaras wouldn't be left out, gave it three Moons. Aps hovers up and down, content.

"Hey, you still alive?" I ask, as the Force stirs. She's a human Force, a FOmarl, and she's grumbling something as Cienna casted Resta on her.

"Urg... should have casted shifta and deband more often..."

Okay... well, everyone makes that mistake, I guess. Even I do sometimes. Well, she's alive, so that's okay.

"I say, who are you?" she said, in a cultured voice. Noticing the medic bands we were wearing on our arms, she suddenly knows. "Thanks, ever so much for saving me! You wouldn't believe the number of those horrid creatures which ambushed me!"

Cienna smiled. "You mean those Rappys surrounding you?"

Lina and I blinked. "You mean..." I mumbled, trying to contain my laughter. "You were taken down... by Rag Rappys?"

The FOmarl started to sputter, her cheeks red. "What! I... no! You see...! Oh.. hell, yes, I was! Happy?! There was too many!"

We couldn't help it. Really, we tried. But the dam gave way, and we bursted out laughing. Even Apsaras fell off my back, glowing gold with amusement.

Finally, after calming down (and stopping the FOmarl from laying the smackdown by using Grants on all of us), she introduced herself.

"My name is Doctor Magenta Manson."

"Chirp!" went Pikachu in greeting.

"ARGH! Another one of the blighters!"

No matter how much I wanted to, I refused to sweatdrop.

- - -

Heee... really sorry... but everyone has to start somewhere! ^_^;; And I'm sorry about your character's accent. ^_^;; It's what I think of when I think the word 'cultured'... ^_^;; I'm even more sorry for the Rappys. ^_^;;

magenta

Mar 28, 2001, 11:23 AM

of all the things...arghhh

dimenians..yeah..dont mind.
sharks..okay.. sure.. fine
goombas.. youre pushing your luck there

rappy's... grahhh.. you buffon (smacks iceblink on head)..oh nevermind.. i can live with it.. anyways i was already tired from my fight with d falz on very hard, so i returned to the forest, and was too tired to fight off even a group of rappys.

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

IceBlink

Mar 28, 2001, 11:36 AM

I'm glad you enjoy it. ^_^;

Heee... sorry, but I had to use comedy in it... and what's more funny than being wiped out by Rappys, of all things?

Actually... that ain't funny... ^_^;;

Heh... back to town soon... and I can slowly introduce more people.... ^_^ But I can't write for now... brain-dead. ^_^;

BTW, is the accent okay then? ^_^;;

magenta

Mar 28, 2001, 12:23 PM

Ifurita would testify to my good fighting skills!!!.

and oh..the accent is a tad too posh...and character is a bit too prim and proper..otherwise its okay.

SaitoH

Mar 28, 2001, 12:31 PM

There is NOTHING wrong with being killed by Rag rappy's. I was killed by hoards of blood thirsty Rag rap.......oh wait. No I wasn't.....

MELT BANANA! is a fine battle cry. I often say MELT BANA.......oh wait. No i don't.....

*Pirotess grabs Iceblink's left arm*

"what's going on?", demands IceBlink

*Megumi-chan firmly grasps IceBlinks right arm*

"Hey not so rough", says IceBlink. His courage begining to faulter

*Aviendha appears from out of the shadows.......*

"IceBlink......what do you have for trade?", says Aviendha cheerily

"But this isn't a trading game", Whimpers poor little IceBlink.

"This can't be happening!", He yells

IceBlink begins screaming (just like luke in empire), "Nooooooooooooooooo!"

*IceBlink is swallowed up by the encroaching darkness*

*Evil anime-girl-like laugh ensues*

"OH hohohohohohoh OH hohohohohoho............."

*Shudder*

(^_^);;;;;;;;

IceBlink

Mar 28, 2001, 12:47 PM

Never met Ifurita... heh, oh well, you suicidal Force, I'll try to adjust details int he future. ^_^

On 2001-03-28 09:31, SaitoH wrote:
There is NOTHING wrong with being killed by Rag rappy's. I was killed by hoards of blood thirsty Rag rap.......oh wait. No I wasn't.....

Actually, I NEARLY was, once. ^_^;; VH mode online, and one peck knocked me down easily. ^_^;;

MELT BANANA! is a fine battle cry. I often say MELT BANA.......oh wait. No i don't.....

HEh. ^_^;; I hear all sorts of funny taunts when fighting... but Melt-Banana wins at the moment... ^_^:;

*sweatdrops at Pirotess, Megumi-chan, and Aviendha* ^_^;; The hell... oh, man... ^_^;; Well... I guess they can appear soon... ^_^;;

Trades... heh... want a Varista? I have like, 5 in bank... ^_^;;

*Evil anime-girl-like laugh ensues*

"OH hohohohohohoh OH hohohohohoho............."

*Shudder*

(^_^);;;;;;;;

Well... I know who has the queen laugh now... ^_^;;;

To think I was having trouble with Elenor... ^_^;;;

KLin-304

Mar 28, 2001, 05:47 PM

Heh, I met someone yesterday who was taken down by a single mothmant because of lag. Now that is embarassing. (I won't give out her name since I think we've embarassed Forces enough for today. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif ) Anyway, does Pikachu the Rag Rappy go pika pika! just like the electric rat in the Anime? I think you've got the feel of my character now, keep up the nice work! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

IceBlink

Mar 28, 2001, 08:17 PM

On 2001-03-28 14:47, KLin-304 wrote:
Heh, I met someone yesterday who was taken down by a single mothmant because of lag. Now that is embarassing. (I won't give out her name since I think we've embarassed Forces enough for today. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif ) Anyway, does Pikachu the Rag Rappy go pika pika! just like the electric rat in the Anime? I think you've got the feel of my character now, keep up the nice work! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

Hmmm... no, not yet. ^_^;; Pikachu the Rag Rappy knows Zonde, for some odd reason, and eventually levels up. ^_^;; Heh heh... by one mothmant... oops.. ^_^;;

I think I'm sorting to get used to the character. ^_^ More to be written on 'Weird Life' later... ^_^

Fargo

Mar 28, 2001, 09:02 PM

Damn! This makes me wish I'd bothered (or in fact gained enough interest) to carry on my PSO Storytime thread...

oh well. All I can do now is hope for a cameo someday...
(see my profile in the profile thread hint hint!!!)

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well done IceBlink!

IceBlink

Mar 28, 2001, 10:32 PM

On 2001-03-28 18:02, Fargo wrote:
Damn! This makes me wish I'd bothered (or in fact gained enough interest) to carry on my PSO Storytime thread...

I never saw it. ^_^;; When did you start it? ^_^;;

oh well. All I can do now is hope for a cameo someday...
(see my profile in the profile thread hint hint!!!)

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I KNEW IT! ^_^

well done IceBlink!

Thanks. ^_^ This is fun... it's calming me down. and getting me inspired for my anime fanfiction again... though nothing I have written comes close to as demented as this... ^_^;;

Well. It's time. ^_^

- - -

After calming down the prim FOmarl from attacking Pikachu (no matter how much I wanted to see it happen), she had explained part of the reason why she was here.

Apparently, she's on Ragol to find any sign of one of her students... it's a worthy cause, but right now, she's still too tired to carry on. Resta can do any things, but one thing it can't do is wipe out fatigue.

"Next time.. I shall come in a party. Then, perhaps, I will not be so bone-headed to come down by myself..." Margenta said, as she looked into the forests.

"Ne, ne... Margenta-san... you can't make it by yourself... I know, I understand your situation," Lina said, quickly interrupting Margenta. "But if you don't make it through, how will you ever find Diana-san?"

"I... you're right, I guess..." Margenta whispered.

Cienna nodded, as she opened a telepipe. "Come come... maybe tomorrow, when you're rested, okay? You can start recruiting friends to help you?"

I motioned to my Rag Rappy, who was conversing with the other Rappys. "Pikachu? C'mon!"

"Chirp!" the Rappy went, and waving goodbye, ran towards me, leaping onto Apsaras, who immediately started grumbling, and though distached itself from my back, it remained close to me, floating, and holding Pikachu in flight.

I swear, one day, I'll find a mag which is normal...

Back in the city, we take Margenta to the hospital, and our work is done for the day. Thank GOD. I just want to rest...

"Hey, Ice! You're invited to the bar! Lina's singing tonight!" Cienna shouted.

WHAT? No rest?! Gah...

Something else about me I hate is that I have a hard time saying no, especially to ladies with red hair. It's a weakness...

Still, back at my apartment, I ditch the absorb armor and the units, along with my shield, and actually get to wear normal clothing for once. Pulling on black jeans and a black synth-leather jacket, I look at Apsaras, who's floating next to me. It's doing the puppie-dog eyes look on me, somehow, I can feel it.

"Nggg... oh, right, you can come..." I grumble, and Apsaras starts making beeping sounds and such. It's happy. Bleah.

"Chirp!"

Oh lord, not you too!

And in the end, Pikachu got his way too... ARGH! I now have two sidekicks to looks after... Apsaras and Pikachu... gah.

I catch a telepipe to the city, and to one of the bars, where Cienna is waiting for me, along with Miss Super Saiyan (I told you, it won't die), Elenor (!), and some new people...

I think I might start to regret this...

"H-hello, IceBlink. It's good to see you again!" Elenor says shyly. PLEASE let there be a male android somewhere that will catch her interest... she's a good person to talk to, sometimes more emotional than real people... but... something is just... kooky about the relationship.

Elenor, along with Cienna and Lina, are dressed in casual wear... good, I wasn't wrong then about the fashion code.

Apsaras makes some sounds and Pikachu chirps. Forgot about them, oops.

You can almost see Lina's eyes widen as she sees Pikachu. "EEEEEE! KAWAII!"

Cienna sniggered. "They're quite the pair..."

"Oh yeah," I mumble. "Pair of Rappys..."

Lina blinked, before frowning. "Hey, I resent that remark! Just because I'm cute and yellow, doesn't mean I'm a Rag Rappy!"

Oh lord, here we go again...

"I'll have you know, I'm more cuter than you, at least!"

"What?! No way, I'm more sexy than you!"

"I'm better-looking than you!"

"I have a better butt!"

"Cow!"

"Pig!"

"Dog!"

"Hippo!"

I have a feeling they don't mean it.. after all, they're grinning... I guess this is the female version of how guys insult each other...

Elenor sighs, and smiles, noticing Apsaras, who hovers towards her. "Hello, Apsaras. How are you today?"

And not before long, they're in conversation.

"So..." I say, because I'm bored. "Who are you guys?" I ask to the group of people. There's males, females, and androids there. I know one of them already, which is Margenta. Apparently, she's better. Cienna must have dragged her out too. Heh.

The first guy looks up, and nods. "My name is..."

- - -

TO BE CONTINUED! AH-HAHAHAHAHA--!

Rag Rappy: "chirp!"

Apsaras: *flies over and knocks out IceBlink*

mscybaster

Mar 29, 2001, 12:32 AM

dude this so cool. i love this story now i have something to read while surfing the net. dont quit. this is turning out really good. I just loved the rappy. keep up the good work. killed by rappys thats is funny wild stuff hahaha.

dont quit

Saylrr

Mar 29, 2001, 01:17 AM

*grins* This is wonderful. Keep it up!

(And you think being killed by Rag Rappys is bad? Try getting killed by anything when you're playing Guardian Angel to people 15 levels lower than you are...they had to raise ME. Now -that- was embarrassing. (Granted, I'd gotten paralyzed and pinned in a corner, but still...))

Sayl'rr, FoNewm

KLin-304

Mar 29, 2001, 01:26 AM

Heh, it took me all of a half hour to upload this, so you all better enjoy it! ::threatens all gathered with brave knuckles:: Size: slightly less than 4 MB, Length: 4:09 min.

"BUB" LIVE (http://klin304.homestead.com/files/BUB.mp3)

LIna304 doing BUB live with a band (OKOK, so it is actually Aikawa Nanase live. Indulge me in my fantasy, okay? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif ) Actually, the chanting of "Nanase Nanase!" at the end almost sounds like "Lina-chan Lina-chan!" Just use your imagination, okay guys? ::threatens all with brave knuckles again::

(Note: all MP3 legal blather applies, although I doubt if most of you guys could actually go out and buy this unless you import it from online Japanse CD store. CDAsia might still carry the Foxtrot album if you might be interested. Note that I myself do own the CD, in fact this is a special bonus live track that is only available in the first thousand copies or so, it cost me $40US! owchies! But I think it was worth it.)

magenta

Mar 29, 2001, 12:04 PM

niice klin..

and iceblink.. have me slaying some worthy monsters, or ill chop your bits..

IceBlink

Mar 29, 2001, 01:47 PM

Wow... when I started writing this, I was just amused with the Rappy thing... which I can't remember how that started.. ^_^;;

HEh heh... and so this story grows...

On 2001-03-28 22:26, KLin-304 wrote:
Heh, it took me all of a half hour to upload this, so you all better enjoy it! ::threatens all gathered with brave knuckles:: Size: slightly less than 4 MB, Length: 4:09 min.

Nice... only... having problems downloading it. ^_^; I'll try again... but it can't find it... ^_^;

LIna304 doing BUB live with a band (OKOK, so it is actually Aikawa Nanase live. Indulge me in my fantasy, okay? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif ) Actually, the chanting of "Nanase Nanase!" at the end almost sounds like "Lina-chan Lina-chan!" Just use your imagination, okay guys? ::threatens all with brave knuckles again::

Heh... that reminded me... I was stupid enough to go hand-to-hand fighting against a Hildabear on Very Hard mode... without any knuckles weapons at all! ^_^;;

Guess who got wiped out... ^_^;;

(Note: all MP3 legal blather applies, although I doubt if most of you guys could actually go out and buy this unless you import it from online Japanse CD store. CDAsia might still carry the Foxtrot album if you might be interested. Note that I myself do own the CD, in fact this is a special bonus live track that is only available in the first thousand copies or so, it cost me $40US! owchies! But I think it was worth it.)

Heh... ow... ^_^;;

And... from where I left off...

- - -

"My name is..."

The man was interrupted as a bottle hit his head, making the guy fall like a sack of potatos. Don't ask me, I didn't make that up. I read it somewhere.

"Sh... more BOOZE!" a female voice ranted in the bar, making Cienna sigh.

"That would be her..." she mumbled, as she came up to me, followed by Lina, who was still cuddling my Rappy. Heh, I _knew_ androids were getting more and more closer to humans in personality (Elenor being the first one to surprise me), but for one to develop a kleptomaniac personality? Heh heh... well, if Pikachu amuses her...

"Hey Dr. Manson. I'm glad someone around here is normal..."

The FOmarl, dressed up as casual as us, smiled. "Nice to meet you again, IceBlink. And call me Magenta."

And so, we step into the bar...

"*hic* I... shay, iz sat Cie I shee? *hic*"

"Danger, I think you have had enough."

"No way, Spy! One more! *hic*"

"...."

Okay... well, who knows. Maybe one day, I'll see what the two are like when they're not drunk. Or, at least, when one of them isn't drunk.

"Ne, ne, I'm ready to sing, IceBlink!" Lina exclaimed, with her electric guitar in hand.

Heh... this should be interesting... as Apsaras, Pikachu, and the others sit down around the table I'm at, she, and her band, BUB, start to sing.

It was a success. The whole bar was cheering, even including me. Well, I do like J-pop, after all...

A hand lands on my shoulder, and turning around, I gulp. It's _her_...

"Hello, Ice..." she said, grinning.

Red eye and eyepatch... I think we all know who she is...

"Hello, Sciler..." Cienna grinned, tipping a glass of wine for the newcomer.

Apsaras and Pikachu understandably get nervous, noticing that I'm sweating now.

That's it. Tomorrow, I'm gonna go on extra medic duty, and I'm not telling anyone.

If I survive tonight...

- - -

^_^;; I was a little stuck... oh well. ^_^ And Magenta... how does Medic Duty sound in the ruins? ^_^;;

magenta

Mar 29, 2001, 01:57 PM

yes yes.. medic duty in the ruins..
and i get too slay monsters whilst rescuing poor wee fonewearls,..and drunken laracroft wannabees. he he....ermmm...

*runs away*

IceBlink

Mar 29, 2001, 02:20 PM

On 2001-03-29 10:57, magenta wrote:
yes yes.. medic duty in the ruins..
and i get too slay monsters whilst rescuing poor wee fonewearls,..and drunken laracroft wannabees. he he....ermmm...

*runs away*

Heh. ^_^ This is actually how the knocked out hunters get back to the hospital... hunters on Medic Duty find them and telepipe them to the hospital... ^_^;; I think...

Heh heh... who shall we find tomorrow... ^_^

Rag Rappy: *chirp*

Asparas: *hums*

Hmm... good choices. ^_^ I know who to use now... ^_^

KLin-304

Mar 29, 2001, 02:29 PM

Darn it, I was able to get it to start downloading last night. Although I admit I didn't let it download completely. Not enough time for that. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif I forgot to mention also that Homestead open up all files on a new page full of banners and the actual file in the middle of the page, so some people might actually think my file has vanished when it is still there. ^_^;

Well, try downloading at a different time when no one else in their right mind would be downloading from Homestead and see if it is better. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

IceBlink

Mar 29, 2001, 04:25 PM

On 2001-03-29 11:29, KLin-304 wrote:
Darn it, I was able to get it to start downloading last night. Although I admit I didn't let it download completely. Not enough time for that. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif I forgot to mention also that Homestead open up all files on a new page full of banners and the actual file in the middle of the page, so some people might actually think my file has vanished when it is still there. ^_^;

Well, try downloading at a different time when no one else in their right mind would be downloading from Homestead and see if it is better. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

Nggg... still can't do it... oh well. ^_^;; I'll try again later. ^_^;;

Esain

Mar 29, 2001, 04:29 PM

Good story! Funny too. Keep it up!

Reaper

Mar 29, 2001, 05:33 PM

I truly enjoy reading this, keep it comin'

I also find it highly amusing with Pikachu the Rag Rappy and so on,

Good Job so Far

Reaper

KLin-304

Mar 30, 2001, 02:27 AM

While Iceblink?s attention is momentarily distracted by Akumi (aka Sciler, the slottiest vixen of Pioneer 2), LIna304 motions her band to stop playing and struts forward to the center of the stage. A bright spotlight follows her and all eyes (except Iceblink, Akumi, and Danger girl who is too drunky too notice) follow her as her hips and synthetic skirt sway and (Jump?) as she walks forward. Immediately a blue-haired HUmar with a black triangle on his forehead leaps up, ?Yeah wobble as you walk!? Immediately he is bumrushed by every single ?cast in the crowd (Now that has got to hurt as much as being squished by 4 of those compactors found in the caves) LIna304 nods her thanks to her adoring fans and picks up the mic and begans to sing a slow almost sad romantic tune, just as Akumi is getting into her groove. *purrr* Akumi purrs into Iceblink?s ear, the sound sends shivers down IceBlink?s spine and sweatdrops begin to quickly form and condense on the back of his head.

TO BE CONTINUED...
---
I hope Iceblink doesn?t mind me sorta filling into his fanfiction but I had to get back at ?Ragie? somehow. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif
I was tempted to have Magenta knock him out with a karate chop, though. What could be more embarassing than being downed by someone who was downed by rappies? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif neh neh?

Here is the slow romantic tune, it is about 3.5MB in size, and 3:43 min in length. "China Rose Live Version (http://klin304.homestead.com/files/ChinaRose.mp3)" (If this romantic mood doesn?t make Akumi stop calling me ?bitch? then I?m gonna hafta change to a different song, and maybe let Magenta beat her up http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif )

[ This message was edited by: KLin-304 on 2001-03-29 23:54 ]

jazzyfox

Mar 30, 2001, 02:36 AM

Hehe, this is pretty cool. Now I understand what Lina was talking about in-game tonight! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif

But no, I don't have a profile in the profiles thread. Sorry. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

VampireLR

Mar 30, 2001, 06:30 AM

magenta

Mar 30, 2001, 08:54 AM

magenta, leaned back on the comfy chair she managed to secure, when others stood to listen to Lina's song.

sure she was taken aback by the swirling melodies, but she appreciated it more when relaxed comfortably on her hind... then she heard someone mumbling, emperor rage apparently. the apparent delusions of granduer coming from him was usually okay, but when hes drunk, and inteferring a good tune was too much..

magenta stood up, walk to emperor rage. she smiled at him, he nervously smiled back, and in a blink of an eye..

..CHOP!

Emperor rage was slumped on the floor, and magenta walked quickly and quitely away, massaging her right hand...
"ouch..ouch"

IceBlink

Mar 30, 2001, 10:26 AM

Curious. Can anyone write into this fanfic or is this exclusively Icebrink-san's writing..? Or do we have to write one and send it to him for editing. I was hoping to add my 2 characters into the plot. Vampiric One, Vamp for short (100 level FOmar) who's training a new 20 level HUmar Kindred. I was kinda going to add them like below.

Plot? What plot? I don't even have a long term plot. ^_^; I write as it comes to me... heee. ^_^ And sure, it's okay... I'll try to fit in the two new people. ^_^ I gather one of the characters, Vampiric One, is a stern teacher, while Kindred is the male version of a airhead. ^_^;;

Oh, be aware that sometimes, I can't concentrate all on one character. It is written from my view, after all... and sometimes, there's too many people... hee. ^_^;

But I'll try my hardest anyway! ^_^

- - -

Trying to avoid Akumi's attentions and outright flirting, whilst trying to stay as sober as I can, I notice two hazy shapes walk towards me. A FOmar and... a HUmar?

"Hi everyone!" the voice rang out. Ack... so loud... guess I'm developing a hangover at the same time...

And then, from another side, another voice rang out! "HI! WOW! EVERYONE IS HERE!"

Is the voices getting louder?

"OH, HI MINA!" "YEAH, IT'S SO GOOD TO MEET YOU..."

I think I felt the table hitting my head from that point.

---

I wake up in bed. Funny. How'd I get here?

And when I turn around, there's a redhead right there next to me. Ack.... don't say it...

I lift up the covers to get a look at her face...

... And when I do...

I wake up screaming. Heh... that was a odd dream. Really odd. I think I'm growing addicted to those trifluids...

Getting changed, I nudge Aps and Pikachu awake. Heh. My mag is the only mag on Pioneer 2 which actually has to be waken up by tapping it on the wings.

Walking into the lounge, I proceed to trip over a pair of yellow legs.

The movement wakes her up. "Hey IceBlink!" she said, smiling. How did she get here...? And what th--?!

On the sofa, Magenta greets me, along with Akumi (oh my god! She knows where I live now!), and Elenor (nggg... well, Aps will keep her busy), Cienna and the new FOmar and that hyperactive one, along with a whitehead... Mina? Sheesh... what the hell happened last night?!

Apsaras comes into the room, and nudges me slightly. Accessing it's databanks, I find out what happened.

...

Thankfully, nothing happened... well, to me, anyway. Cienna and Lina carried me home, and since somehow, everyone knew I was going on extra Medic Duty into the Ruins, decided to follow me.

Nggg... whatever.

Pikachu bounces into the room. No, not that Rag Rappy, you know, the one which followed me home from the Forest, remember?

"Chirp?"

Oh no. I try to move out of the way, but it's too late. Immediately, Mina and Lina (hey, rhymes)'s eyes beam with a eerie glow.

"WAIIIIII! KAWAIIIII DESU!"

And in a blink of a eye, I was knocked over as the two girls glomped onto Pikachu.

What a day.

Finally, organizing everything together and trying to avoid Akumi's flirting, we gather at the stores. And... Pikachu is hungry. Well, time to try out something...

I feed Pikacku dimates.

Surprisingly... it works! The Rag Rappy is chirping a lot now. Makes me smile a little too. It's only been a week or so since I've know it, and now...

Heh, I'm growing too soft.

"IceBlink-san!"

Turning around, I notice that new HUmar. Heh, hyperactive.

"I've read all your books! You're my idol!" and quickly bowing deeply, he shouted out loud. "Please, train me!"

I guess this is as good a time as any.

The whole crowd facefaults, including me, Pikachu and Apsaras. What books? The last I wrote any kind of fiction was during the trip to Ragol when I was bored...

Vampiric One immediately appeared behind Kindred, and bopped him on the head. "Baka!"

"But... but Vamp-sama! IceBlink-san is a HUmar, same as me! I could learn from him!"

"Ha! The only thing anyone is learning, is that he's going to learn to avoid you! You mustn't pester people like that!"

And the thing is, it's true. Heh.

Still, our massive Medic Duty party of 9 people is ready. Reporting at the hospital, the nurse sweatdrops. "I thought you signed up to go solo?"

I shrug. "So did I."

And with another nod to the two lumps at the gate (do they ever talk about anything other than having stronger weapons?), we telepipe to the ruins...

And the first person we find, on the ground in front of us?

"Ragie? What happened?" I ask.

"Icey... don't ask." he mumbled.

"Naw, c'mon. Tell me." I said, grinning.

"Fine... I think Magenta used some strength-weakening chop on me yesterday..."

Magenta smirked. "You deserved it."

Casting a quick Resta on him, and creating a telepipe, he went back to the city.

"I think... I think... we should split up." Lina said, with a smile. "That way, we'll find more people... hopefully."

Good idea. Only... who shall in who's party...?

- - -

I thought splitting the party would be fun. Too large. ^_^;; Either two or three groups...

And I wonder who shall we find...?

SaitoH

Mar 30, 2001, 11:23 AM

Heya IceBlink. Is it allright if a terrible writer gives a try, at making up a new missadventure for IceBlink and apsaras?

I had something in mind involving zombies but I have to wait till my weekend (sun and mon) to give it a go.

IceBlink and Apsaras VS The undead Horror ?

Bah, It's a title (albeit a bad one) =)

Sciler

Mar 30, 2001, 11:31 AM

((teehee! I love it! Sorry its taken me so long to get to it, been so busy with work lately and slow loading boards its been hard to get to it, but I finally did))

~winking at Ice, her sultry voice answers~ I would like to be in your team if you'd be so kind as to grant me admittance into it? ~gives him a pleading puppy dog look as she waits for his answer, a few of her red locks dangle over her eye slightly making her look even *gasp* innocent~<center>

IceBlink

Mar 30, 2001, 11:40 AM

On 2001-03-30 08:23, SaitoH wrote:
Heya IceBlink. Is it allright if a terrible writer gives a try, at making up a new missadventure for IceBlink and apsaras?

I had something in mind involving zombies but I have to wait till my weekend (sun and mon) to give it a go.

IceBlink and Apsaras VS The undead Horror ?

Bah, It's a title (albeit a bad one) =)

Heh, sure! ^_^ Don't forget Pikachu the Rag Rappy either! ^_^

Heee... now people are writing FANFICTION about me... ^_^;; First I was recognised because of my name "No, I'm not armor!", and now... ^_^;;

Email me when you have something. ^_^ I'll love to see it... ^_^;

IceBlink

Mar 30, 2001, 11:48 AM

On 2001-03-30 08:31, Sciler wrote:
((teehee! I love it! Sorry its taken me so long to get to it, been so busy with work lately and slow loading boards its been hard to get to it, but I finally did))

~winking at Ice, her sultry voice answers~ I would like to be in your team if you'd be so kind as to grant me admittance into it? ~gives him a pleading puppy dog look as she waits for his answer, a few of her red locks dangle over her eye slightly making her look even *gasp* innocent~

... Like I said... I'm a sucker for cute things. ^_^;;;

Okay... next post later, you'll be in my squad... ^_^;;

Sciler

Mar 30, 2001, 11:58 AM

~hops up and down adn does her happy dance~ YAY!!!!http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif<center>

IceBlink

Mar 30, 2001, 12:18 PM

On 2001-03-30 08:58, Sciler wrote:
~hops up and down adn does her happy dance~ YAY!!!!http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif<center>[addsig]

*smiles* ^_^ I'm still writing... but my writing speed is getting slower because I'm still tired. ^_^;; Unlike the first day, I can't do five posts in one day anymore. ^_^;;

Hmm... one chapter a day from me... is that okay with everyone? ^_^;

KodiaX987

Mar 30, 2001, 12:41 PM

I am still at page 1, so it might be too late to say it... But the story rocks!!!

IceBlink

Mar 30, 2001, 12:54 PM

On 2001-03-30 09:41, KodiaX987 wrote:
I am still at page 1, so it might be too late to say it... But the story rocks!!!

Thank you. ^_^ I'm frankly surprised that so many people like it... ^_^ *big smile* ^_^

KLin-304

Mar 30, 2001, 03:33 PM

Well, maybe this'll help you choose who to be in your party. Cienna, Magenta, and I did go on "Medic Duty" in a game after you left. And you might want to more fully develop other character's personalities. So if it is okay with the other two gals, we three can be one group and you can choose from the remaining party members. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

*huggles Pikachu for luck*

Mina

Mar 30, 2001, 05:16 PM

Hey IceBlink,the story is going great so far!
I was wondering if i could be in your squad er w/e.But theres one part of the story i dont get.
How did i get into the bar?In under age.
Did i get drunk?
Anyway the storys cool so far.

----------Mina ^.-

Neojin

Mar 30, 2001, 05:45 PM

*huggles Mina*

Hehe, Ryiko play wit Mina last night. She very nice. She say, Awwwww at Ryiko and say she want to me but me in her pocket.

I no fit in your pocket silly http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif

*bounce*

KodiaX987

Mar 30, 2001, 05:46 PM

I saw lots of people telling about developping character personalities, but try to imagine a writer who puts in a character that belongs to somebody else, and that writer never ever met the character. Like me! Just take a wild guess at my personality! Stuck? Bingo.

And since everyone seems to get a place into the story, might as well follow suit:

"pleasepleasepleasepleasePLEAAAAAAAAASE!!"

KLin-304

Mar 30, 2001, 06:40 PM

Hee, I've got it! Let's split the group this way, maybe we can have each group do different levels, too?

LIna304, Cienna, and Magenta (I'll try writing this part since Icey wasn't around when we were playing medic duty yesterday. I'll tell about the three of us finding a FOnewearl beseiged by a Mothmant, don't worry Ryiko-chan it isn't you we'll find. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif )

IceBlink, Akumi, Mina-chan, and Kindred-kun (Basically, IceBlink and his biggest fans)

Vampiric One, Elenor, and KodiaX 987 tailing them from the shadows (waiting for an opportunity to take kodiak moment pictures of a serious/stern FOmar and a overly emotional RAcaseal alone together.)

Oh and Mina, the [KR] Cube Bar only serves Alcohol to those that are of age. Course I myself prefer a nice cup of Garanz battery fluid anyways. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif

[ This message was edited by: KLin-304 on 2001-03-30 15:44 ]

KodiaX987

Mar 30, 2001, 07:33 PM

DAMMIT why does everyone need to a photo-related pun with my name?! Oh well, guess I should be happy to be with Elenor (RAcaseals look somewhat cute although I would have trouble imaginine a cross between a HUmar and a RAcaseal...hmmm...).

BTW, in-character info: whoever calls me Kodak eats a Varista bullet for breakfast!!!

Fargo

Mar 30, 2001, 07:45 PM

Fargo had been sitting quietly in the shadows of the bar, enjoying the J-pop and wondering when the specialist retro importers would get hold of that Best Of Melt Banana CD (gods, CD's! Who remembers them?!) that he'd ordered a while ago. Oh well, he'd have to make do with his Seagull Screaming Kiss her Kiss Her and Shonen Knife collection for the moment - when the brawl had broken out.
He rocognised the hunters at the epicentre of it all, not by name of course, there were alot of freelancers working for the guilds these days. He'd seen these guys around every now and then, but this was the first time he'd seen them in a group together. "Hmm. Disparate lot" he thought to himself.
"Especially that HUmar with his pet psycho canary, and public Mag problems..." Fargo had overheard them talking about Medic duty for the next day... but that was before the brawl. Now, all they were talking about was a mixture of death threats, gurgles of agony and screams of abuse, mixed with a whole lot of prime hunter physicality...
A triluminum chair whizzed past Fargo's ear, embedding itself into the face of a rather surprised RAcast, who untill that point had been chatting up the Bar's Jukebox, and was on the verge of getting his leg over...
"Oof! That's gonna take a few days hammering out..." Fargo thought.
Turning his attention back to the brawl spilling its way dangerously close to his position, the several RAcaseals involved turning out synchronised kicks aimed devastatingly at groin height...
He noticed the infamous Danger Girl, revelling in her drunken glory, and attempting to twist the hearing servo's off an indignant HUcast now desperate to get out of there...
However, before the poor 'droid got away from her, Danger Girl had located the disconnect button under a plate in his neck, had pressed it and was now using his head as a lethal weapon against another HUnewearl, who wielded a broken bottle in each hand and was adding to many brawl participant's scar count with her frenzied slashes. Three belts over the skull with a 40 pound HUcast head soon stopped her though. It was around that point that the HUmar with the pets (or is that pests? he could never tell) had taken a duralide table to the face - IceBlink - (was that his name?) and security swooped into the place and started laying down the law with Meg-o-tasers, effective against all life forms on board Pioneer 2, and the Group had furtively gathered up it's casualties and snuck out the back door while the Guards turned Human, Newman and Android into quivering, twitching heaps on the floor.
Fargo downed the last of his replicated Bourbon, brushed the broken glass on top of his mag, Bana, who was sleeping through it all at his feet under the table, woke it up, and taking the groups initiative, slipped out the back way also, lest any jobsworth guard took it upon himself to aim one of those damn Tasers at HIM....

***

Heh heh, couldn't resist it I'm afraid. It's all got my creative juices flowing (ooer missus)....!
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KLin-304

Mar 30, 2001, 08:57 PM

I?m not too good at writing in first person, so this has to be done in third person. Okay, everyone ready? Here we go!

---

After waving goodbye to Iceblink and his group (And huggling Pikachu for good luck) Lina, Cienna, and Magenta head back through a pipe towards the Forests of Ralgol.

Which makes one wonder why since they are among the most experienced of the original 9 person group. And yet they are heading out to the place with the least danger, but girls will be girls, I guess. (or something)

?I?ve been wondering, what kind of materials do you gals use for beauty purposes?? Magenta commented as the three strolled along the forest path. (Guess Magenta may be a cultured gal, but she cares about her looks just as much as the rest of us. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif )

*Lina and Cienna exchange a wink* ?Oh you know, HIT materials.?

?HIT materials? What are those?? Magenta glanced curiously at the now somewhat giggling pair.

?HIT stands for Heavenly & Irresistable Talcum, it raises your Aura of Tantalizing Allure (ATA),? Lina informed the puzzled FOmarl with a smile.

?You didn?t know about this? I thought you were a Doctor?? Cienna laughed.

?Erm... Hmm... do you happen to have any samples with you?? the slightly flustered human female responded, with interest glowing in her eyes.

?Sure sure, we?re both maxed out in our ATA anyways, so here you go! It comes with a free double saber offer on the back label, too? Cienna grinned as she handed over the compact HIT material.

?Of course my ATA is much higher than Cienna-chan?s? Lina bragged as she nudged the red-headed Huntress playfully in the ribs. Cienna responded with a rasberry and they both laughed good-naturedly.

?Wow! Thank you!? Magenta cried happily as she applied the powdery material to her forearms and neck. She then did a very un-cultered thing and ran around the amused Android and Newearl shouting ?Woot woot!?

This attracted the attention of about 4 Goboomas who popped out of the ground suddently without a warning. They picked on the wrong hunters to mess with today though... faster than you can say ?IceBlink? Lina had her mechguns in hand and went full-auto on the nearest Booma at point-blank range. Cienna also in full motion, whipped out her daggers and with lightning speed gashed open the side of the beast closest to her. Not to be outdone by the weapons of her companions, Magenta gleefully whipped out a Rafoie and exploded a miniature nuclear bomb within the midst of the Native Monsters. *In seconds, all that are left of the Goboomas are messy reddish-brown smears on the Forest floor. Yeeccchh!*

?V!? Lina exclaims, her left hand thrust forward with index and middle fingers parted in a ?V.? *the other two just stare incredulously at her and sweatdrop*

?What? Is Madhu (Lina?s MAG) on backwards again?? Lina asked with that adorable confused look of hers.

?Uhh... nevermind, let?s continue, those Goboomas might be a sign that we?ll find an unconcious hunter soon.? Cienna broke the awkward silence and allowed Lina to take the point position as they continued on along the forest path.

?So, what exactly did you use on Rage, Magenta?? Cienna whispered with a wink as soon as she thought Lina was out of earshot.

?Oh I just gave him a good old-fashioned *chop* with my bare hand.? Magenta grinned back, accenting her words with a chopping motion. ?My hand hurt like hell afterwards, though? she admitted.

?You hand-to-hand too much for a Force.? Cienna laughed.

?Hmph, I?ve got colleagues that will vouch for my expertise in combat!? Magenta retorted loudly, well loud enough that Lina noticed anyways.

?Hee hee, sorry guys I overheard what you whispering about back here.? Lina giggled as she skipped back over to her teammates. (android hearing is super sharp anyways http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif )

?Here, Magenta, try using this? Lina said, her eyes glowing as she pulled out her infamous brave knuckles.

?I?ve smashed a hildebear in two with these, they are... shall we say Native unfriendly.? winked ?Miss Super Saiyan?

Carefully, Magenta slips on the powerful gloves and flexes her fingers a bit. ?Heeeyah!? Magenta shouted as she tried a couple of experimental chops.

?I?ll let you borrow them for a bit on this mission, but I need them back afterwards, since I only have one pair. If we find more though, they?re yours.? Lina grinned.

Suddenly a female voice shouting ?owch owch owch!? comes echoing from down the path. The medic duty team hurry along and see a curious sight: A purple costumed FOnewearl is holding onto a long scythe-like weapon that has somehow gotten imbedded into those strange belligerent trees that serve as the hives of the pesky mosquito-like mothmants. And one of those very mothmants, (a particularly large and nasty mothmant by the way http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif ) was taking advantage of the FOnewearl?s predicament and stinging her repeatedly in the back.

The three medical personnel get over the shock of the scene (actually they are shocked by the sight of the scythe-like weapon more than anythiing else) and attempt to slay the insect, but they are slightly too late.

With a cry of ?Yaaaah!? the FOnewearl is knocked to the ground, her hands still clenched firmly upon the scythe that is still embedded in the trunk of the mothmant hive.

With a few photon rounds from Lina?s mechguns and some zondes cast by the other two, the threats are eliminated. Magenta leans over the prone form (still clutching the scythe that is now finally unstuck) and casts a quick reverser to revive the unconcious Newearl. The FOnewearl glances at the three faces hovering over her and quickly clutches the scythe close to her ?No you can?t have it! It is mine! Mine!? *Lina, Cienna, and Magenta sweatdrop*

After a moment the rescuee stands up and looks over her scythe, apparently checking it for damage and seemingly oblivious to her rescuers.

?*Ahem* You do realize, don?t you, that you were downed by a mothmant?? Cienna grinned, interrupting her.

?Waaahhh! How embarrassing!? the young Force using Newearl cried.

?There there. It is okay, we won?t tell anyone. (er well too late now http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif ) What?s your name?? Lina asked politely approaching the embarrased girl.

?My name is Astra, I?m a Fonewearl, and I use big scythes! Whee!? was the cheerful response. *punctuated with a wild swing that nearly decapitates Lina*

?YEEK! YAMATE!? Lina screams *temporarily entering Japanese mode*

?Oh oh... sorry I guess I?m not used to using it quite yet.? Astra replied looking embarassed again.

?Where?d you get a huge scythe like that anyhow?? Cienna asked, carefully staying out of range of the weapon?s wide sweep.

?Oh, it is a secret, see I...?

*Suddenly a thunderclap is heard and it begins to rain in the Forest. Effectively cutting this chapter short as the girls run to find some shelter, Lina temporarily using Magenta?s hat as an umbrella.*

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Whee this is fun, *ahem* TO BE CONTINUED...

Fargo

Mar 30, 2001, 09:25 PM

Fargo was impressed by the girls' abilities. Not only were they impressive against a drunken rabble, they layed into Ragol's strangley hostile wildlife with as much vigour, nay, more!
He'd been notified of thier arrival on Ragol a while a go by Bana, who had sensed their arrival. Using both Bana's keen senses and his radar, Fargo had located the team and had been following secretively behind, laying low in Ragols densly overgrown garden undergrowth.
Bana was certain the girls hadn't picked up on their presence. Fargo hadn't had much oppurtunity to see other hunters in action, - he hadn't really made many friends on Pioneer, and he and Bana pretty much kept themselves to themselves, but now he was given a prime oppurtunity to 'scout' the competition as it were. He watched with mirth as the team saved the Fonewearl from her somewhat embarrasing predicament, and how her enthusiasm on being helped almost took the 'droid named 'Lina's head off. The Fonewearl twirled the formidable looking scyth between her fingers, it's beak-like blade spinning over her head like some kind of halo of death. Then, as befits the weather on Ragol, it began to rain."Now that's a impressive weapon..." Fargo murmured under his breath to Bana after he watched them run for cover, not noticing the Racaseal named 'Lina turn her head slightly as she ran, as if her hearing servo's had picked up something...

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IceBlink

Mar 31, 2001, 10:28 AM

Heeee... the story is advancing... ^_^

I guess Fargo has unofficially joined the group, but remember! The thing you have to remember is that it's a comedy! So... abuse your character too. ^_^;;

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As I watched Lina drag off Cienna and Magenta via a telepipe, I realised just who was with me.

"Hello, IceBlink... *purrr*"

Heee... you don't get that everyday. I nervously stumble backwards and trip over Pikachu, who chirps. I dunno if he's laughing or just nervous like me, but oh well.

"Well... ah... uh... let's go?"

Kindred immediately zips off with a "Wai! Charge!" and runs off into the ruins by himself, followed by Mina's quick "Wait for meeeeee!"

Hmm. Left alone with Akumi. Well, it's not all a hard situation, right?

Thing is, that grin she has... it looks... hungry...

"Well, Akumi, let's go!" I quickly say cheerfully. Apsaras and Pikachu immediately run off ahead of me. What the...?!

"Gah... you two, come back here!" I shout, pulling out my double saber and running after them.

I sweat I could hear Akumi laughing as she followed me.

In the first room, I see Kindred and Mina. Only... Kindred is down. Oops. Guess he forgot to cast shifta and deband before running off. Heh. Plus, he forgot we're on Medic Duty... we only fight when it's necessary.

Ah well. With a shifta/deband from me to the party, followed by a Rafoie from Akumi, the Dimenians back off for a moment. This gives Mina enough time for her to cast Reverser on Kinded, reviving him.

Pikachu and Apsaras (gah...) team up with Pikachu somehow firing off gizondes at the dimenians, annoying and diverting their attention. Heh, comes in use after all.

Mina, using her double saber (quite common now... heee), unleashes a dazzling display of photonic light as she swings the weapon over and overm twirling around, to get maximum amount of hits. Quite skilled.

And with a blink of a eye, the air starts to chill... as I fill the room with ice.

Heh. I ought to write a book like Kindred says.

I cast Rabarta, and the dimenians freeze up. And then, we all hack away at the monsters, and soon, they fall.

"Well, this room is empty. To the next then. And Kindred, slow down next time."

"Yes, sensei!"

"......"

Mina and Akumi burst out laughing while I stand there speechless. Apsaras flies back to me and reattaches onto my back, sending a tingling sensation as my senses and muscle system is increased. Heh, I'm almost addicted to the rush... but then, I'm a hunter.

Hmm... found a HIT material... but I don't need... oh well. I keep it for now, so I can pass it off to someone. I've heard rumours about materials... something about... beauty material? I dunno...

Ah well, we continue onwards, looking for any survivors. And this time, Mina keeps a closer eye on Kindred, making sure he doesn't rush off again like last time.

Well... here we go...

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Heh. ^_^ VampireLR, is it okay if you write your FOmar's part with Elenor and Kodak (this isn't in-game at the moment, so ha! ^_^)?

I'm sure you'll do a great job. And keep it funny too! ^_^ Diss your FOmar if you want! ^_^;

SaitoH

Mar 31, 2001, 10:59 AM

Gee, now Aviendha is feeling left out. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_frown.gif She has the evil anime girl laugh and everything........look at that, she won't even laugh now........poor Aviendha http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif

Fargo

Mar 31, 2001, 11:04 AM

Afternoon, IceBlink!

Yeah, um, hope you don't mind others er, cashing in on your success, as it were, it's just you've provided quite an inspiring storyline to feed off of...

Oh, and don't worry about Fargo being too serious - that's the last thing he really is - it was just at that moment, the thrill of stalking the girls made him flip into 'Dirty Harry mode' - his more serious side... expect to see him bungle things quite catagorically whilst day-dreaming soon - like his penchant for quadrupeling Poifully slimes and getting confused... or the amazing ability to walk into every single mine-trap in a room...(heh! have trap search now, though!)

I think I might start to put them all together today, copy 'em into notepad, see if it all adds up...

I did my bits in Third person mostly to differentiate writing styles, but also to make it appear as an 'asside to the tale' till Fargo finally meets up with you...
Well, we'll see! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

Khaotika

Mar 31, 2001, 11:16 AM

lol , great story, all! Keep it goin'!!

-Khaotika!

"Pikachu sounds cute, lol.."

VampireLR

Mar 31, 2001, 03:59 PM

No prob with the party perspective, Ice.
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Before leaving his red haired pupil to Icebrink, Vampiric One quietly speaks to Kindred.

"Now Kindred-san, remember to follow Icebrink-san instructions." instructed the Force.

"I will sensai and please do not take this as an insult to your teachings." Kindred replied.

"Kindred-=san that is not important as long as you learn to become a better warrior. Honour me by doing that." Vampiric One answered with a smile.

The white haired Force then nodded to Icebrink in acknowlegdement and walked off to his party members. Though he knows little of the blue armored ranger named Kodiax, he feels confident that the man is trustworthy. He then looked at the pinkish female android, Elenor, who was quietly whispering to herself.

"Oh why didn't Icebrink, pick me to be in his team." Elenor said with a hint of disappointment.

Vampiric One, not taking notice of the whole emotionally display, firmly asked. "So are we ready..?"

"Yes." KodiaX answered.

"Elenor..?" Vampiric One questioned looking at the android.

"ummm.. I guess so." replied Elenor still looking at Icebrink's departing party.

"Remember we're on Medic duty so try to keep enemy engagement to a minimum." stated the vampire.

"Hai" responded his two allies in unison.

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Going the opposite direction of Icebrink party. The trio, Vampiric One, Elenor, and Kodiax caustiously entered a room.

Vampiric entered the room to survey the area and quickly exited.

"Alright there are 6 Dimensians, 5 Dark Gunners and a Chaos Sorcerer in the area. Now we need to.." Vampiric One never got to finish his instructions as he hear the battle cries from his two teammates.

Vampiric One looked at the open door blinking at the sudden surprise seeing his two teammates rushing into battle.

"Why doesn't anyone ever listen to experience." sighed the Force with a few sweatdrops.

He quickly materialized a C-sorcerer cane in his hand and joined the battle.

Kodiax was doing well keeping at a distance firing his varista at anything that wasn't human, elf or android. Elenor however was surrounded by the Dimenians completely, getting knocked down left, right and center.

Vampiric one casts a level 15 Rabarta freezing everything in sight, giving Elenor an opportunity to escape.

After a few good shots from Kodiax and well casted magic by the Force, the room was cleared with purple bloodstains on the ground.

Elenor then suddenly hugged Vampiric One crying. "Why doesn't Icebrink like me..? WAAAHHH!!!"

Vampiric One begun to wonder why has fate suddenly decided to make his life it's personal amusement. He looked at Kodiax who was casually staring at the wall, whistling to himself, not wanting to get involve.

The vampiric Force sighed as he began to think. *Oh God why me, why does it have to be me.* He patted the emotional sobbing android. "There, there, Elenor-chan. I'm sure Icebrink likes you just fine"

"Really..?" Elenor looked up with pleading eyes.

"Hey it's the year 2000 anything is possible." replied Vampiric One humourously.

Elenor then suddenly stood up pointing a "V" with her robotic fingers. "I'm going to make him all MINE!!"

Vampiric One falls on the floor with a leg in the air "ORO!!!" as Kodiax laughs in the corner amused.

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What ya think..? I'm introducing another character next time. He's my friend Cifer EX.

VampireLR

Mar 31, 2001, 04:22 PM

Oh and Kodiax, I need a profile on your character. Like personality wise. I didn't want to make him something you might not want that's why his interaction was limited. *laugh* so let me know. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

KodiaX987

Mar 31, 2001, 05:32 PM

And here we go on the visual keyboard! *SIGH*
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As the trio walks fron room to room, Elenor feels something is not right. She turns to face the blue HUmar.

"Uhhh, KodiaX... How did you get to tag along with us in the first place?"

KodiaX shrugs.

"I dunno; I just popped in!"
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3 second later...
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KodiaX drinks a trimate, which he accompanies with a belch powerful enough to mess up Elenor's helmet hair.

"You're pretty easygoing." Vampire states.

"Yeah. The idea of trouble is just %$&(@."

The group enters a room full of dimenians. A little RAFOIE does short work on them, while KodiaX is busy wrestling with a pesky dark gunner that just stole his Varista. Somehow, they manage to get stuck into each other. The gunner taps a foot on the ground to ask to break the entanglement. KodiaX bites at its antenna instead. The gunner screams at a higher pitch than Miss Super Saien, and runs off.

And in all this chaos, Elenor happily discusses with a mag. Vampire knocks on her head (with a two-by-four) to get her concentration back to her duties.

The two see a laughing dark gunner coming in sight, holding KodiaX upside-down with its feet.

"That's a true kodak moment!" Elenor exclaims, giggling.
"You always seek to be the center of attention, huh?" Vampire adds.

KodiaX crosses his arms and stares at his teammates.

"News flash: shut up and put me back down!!!

Sciler

Mar 31, 2001, 08:57 PM

Quick warning: im not that great of a writer lol, but hopefully Ill get an A for effort
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~grinning at all the blushing that Iceblink does, any chance she gets to make him blush, she does...~
~after having unleashed that rafoie last time she chuckles and shakes her head as she rarely casts that and pulls out her babies...her pan arms, Pitri happily flutters over her left shoulder and she giggles as his wings tickle her ear and she looks up realising everyone is staring at her~ Heh...umm...sorry, Im ready now ~she gives a quick semi-scolding glance to Pitri who squeaks as a form of giggling and backs off a little as Akumi follows everyone into the next room, her pan arms ready adn everyone blocking the doorway she squeezes her way into the room, inadvertantly pressing her body up against Ice as she enters the room, winking at him before she turns to face the room, his face beginning to flush red is the last thing she sees before turning her eyes back on the room, which 4 Delsaber's pop up and jump at her, swiftly dodging adn yelling as she brings her pan arm around, hitting a special button it causes it to surge with a paralysis spell, to which paralyzes the first Delsaber, but as she goes to wing around again, the 3rd one catchs her with his 3 hit combo, sending her to the floor with a fairly loud thud~ Ugh....~her head hurting at first but then she notices a small droplet of blood on the floor and she reaches up and touches her forehead where there is now a nice new cut~ GRRRRRRR! ~hops up with a fiercness and anger as her temper has now been brought to full force, her one good eye glares at the Delsaber's and if you were staring at them good enough, you'd swear they just swallowed with fear as her eye runs red with rage, she brings up her pan arms in front of her and in a fit of fury, you see nothing but streaks of green adn redish light as Akumi lays a bit of ass whooping on teh Delsabers, and as she turns back to the rest of the group, panting adn catching her breath, they all stare at the bodies of the delsabers now on the floor....grinning she reaches down and cuts off a delsabers left adn right arm, kicks his body and quickly makes them into a shield and sword, they all have an almost disgusted look on thier face as she flashes them all a smile while wiping away a little trail of the blood that was beginning to slowly creep down the right side of her face~
~grinning she begins to head towards the next room showing her new weapon and shield proudly as a reminder to any other Delsabers that may want to think twice about attacking this firey red headed Vixen~<center>

IceBlink

Apr 1, 2001, 02:33 AM

Heee... ^_^ Nice work, everyone! ^_^

And now... my turn.

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I watch as Akumi proudly wears her new delsaber shield and buster... heh. I might find it.. hard to stay around her, but I have to say one thing... she's good.

Kindred blinks, looks at me, and then looks at Akumi, before deciding. Immediately dashing over to the redhead, he immediately bowed.

"Please, Mistress! Teach me!"

It takes all my willpower not to facefault.

I see Sciler pause, and then a grin appears. I can almost imagine her with a wh--- DON'T SAY IT!

Okay... now that I'm calm, I can continue.

Mina pokes me. "IceBlink, where to now?"

I shrug, as Pikachu leads the way. "Follow the Rappy, I guess..."

And in the next room, we find a female on the ground. Appears to be a newman female hunter.

Hmmm. Apsaras flies over and pokes her, checking for lifesigns, and there is some.

"Checking the nametag... her name is... Aviendha? Name sounds... familiar."

Casting Reverser, the girl awakes. "Uh... head hurts... guess the 'Queen' laugh as my backup weapon didn't work on the Delsabers..."

"....."

It was gonna be one of these days.

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Sorry, too tired to post much. ^_^;

KLin-304

Apr 1, 2001, 02:52 AM

Sorry I didn?t get anything up earlier everyone, I had to help out with the practice of an Easter Play. This is a ?filler? chapter, as I haven?t figured out a way to put Fargo into our group, as that seems what he wants. (How many HUmars from UK are there, anyways? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif )Maybe I?ll just have him stalk us all the way till the end. (Eek! Stalker!) Anyways, this filler chapter might make more sense if you have watched the Anime Nadesico, but hopefully you?ll get the humour even if you haven?t. So, without further ado:

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SAN! NI! ICHI! BANG!

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*LIna304-rappy, Ryiko-onee-chan*

?Oii, minna! (minna means everyone in Japanese) Come closer! Welcome to ?The Why And How of the Pioneer 2.? The show where you learn all about the intricate workings of the Pioneer 2.? Lina exclaims ecstatically.

?Come closer... everyone.? Ryiko-chan says, a little shyly.

?D-did you know how the tons of people on the ship are able to live inside the Pioneer 2?? Ryiko-chan asks nervously.

?Ehhh? No I don?t know that. Neh neh, onee-chan. How do all the people survive on the ship?? Lina responded cheerfully *trying to get Ryiko-chan to loosen up*

?T-that?s a good question. Well t-then, I?ll explain the Pioneer 2?s life support systems. Ahh...c-come this way.? Ryiko-chan hurries out of the camera?s view.

?Err... wait... my dialogue isn?t...? Lina begins and then sweatdrops at the camera.

?Not all techs have the same TP need and strength. Which one of these has the highest potential energy?? Ryiko-chan asks, loosening up as the topic turns toward subjects she has encountered during Force schooling.

?etooo... well... I don?t know, because I?m a Rag Rappy!? Lina replied somewhat hesitantly. (I?m only saying this because it is part of the TV script, okay? okay?! )

?Uhh... I see. Anyway, this Rabarta at the highest lvl ... ? Ryiko-chan continues after a funny stare at Lina.

?Eh?? Lina stares with that adorable confused look of hers.

?...represetns the the highest energy potential, since the Big Freeze...? Ryiko-chan says ignoring Lina?s confused look.

?Just a minute, Miss Ryiko! The good kids of the Pioneer 2 are watching this, so follow the script! All right then... Smile, and face this way, Miss...? magenta commands from her position behind the cameraman (who is none other than KodiaX, *Lina eats a varista bullet, yum http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif * )

?Eh heh. Don?t mind. Don?t mind. Just relax Ryiko-chan.? Lina says attempting to restore order to the show.

?Let?s continue.? magenta commands.

?You don?t need to continue. That?s quite enough magenta, I think the situation is pretty grave with Ralgol infested with hostile lifeforms, and us unable to return to our home planet. I really don?t think you should be parodying the situation.? Emperor Rage says, interrupting the show.

?Don?t scold teacher magenta, she?s only trying to provide educational entertainment for the others!? Lina says, trying to be menacing (but failing miserably since she is dressed in a rag rappy costume)

?Well what am I supposed to do? My student and best friend is stranded somewhere on that planet and yet you sit around doing nothing to help me find her.? magenta demands of Rage.

?Yeah, why don?t you do something other than boast all day?? Lina asks, glaring eye-beams.

?...? *Rage sweatdrops, torn between how cute Lina is, yet how extremely ditzy she is*

?Your, your...? Lina continues, her voice rising.

?...An Idiot.? magenta and Ryiko-chan say together.

?Er...? Rage is at a loss for words.

?Ah well, it cannot be helped. There really is no other choice for me until I become more experienced in exploration. Besides... how can I say this... I think this part...? *magenta places a hand upon her left breast* ?...is different from others.?

*Rage sweatdrops and blushes*

?Ah, don?t get me wrong. I mean my heart of course,? magenta quickly says to avoid any misunderstandings. (especially since KodiaX is still filming the show!)

?I know your a funny lady,? Ryiko-chan pipes up.

?I was a loner most of my life... it wasn?t until I met Diana that I really was able to open up and make friends. Studying used to rule my life.? magenta explained.

?Sorry, but I?m not interested in you or your exaggerated boastings. Let?s continue.? magenta cuts off any further awkward talk.

*Meanwhile... IceBlink is having a nightmare in his apartment*

?If you could kiss me... I think I could hold on for a little longer...? Elenor says looking at IceBlink with starry infrared eyes, her synthetic hair sways slightly as she lifts her metallic face up to his human one.

*At this point, IceBlink wakes up* (Too many Trifluids again!)

?Uwaaa! Whew, that was close...? *IceBlink blinks and then violently shakes his head from side to side* ?Acck! No, no, no! I don?t feel anything for her! ... Besides she?s an android, it would never work out. Right, Asparagus? ...Asparagus??

?Ehhh?!? *IceBlink throws off bed covers* ?Hey! Who stole my Asparagus?! I mean... my lvl 200 40DEF , 82 POW, 30DEX, and 48 MIND Apsaras MAG?!? (stats are fictitious, I don?t really know what Aspargus? stats are. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif )

As IceBlink rushes out of his place, who should be walking by but Principal Tyrell himself, thinking of his loast daughter and holding a thermos in one hand. *BAM* The two men collide and fall on their hindquarters. ?Who the hell...?!? Iceblink begins. ?Aghhh! Principal Tyrell... Sorry! I?m terribly sorry! Are you alright??

?Unnnhhh... did someone get the number of that hovercab?? Principal Tyrell shakes his head and slowly stands up.

?Ahh, it?s that young HUmar I?ve been hearing much about lately. You should really put on some trousers before you walk out of your apartment, lad.? the commander of Pioneer 2 comments calmly.

?Gack!? *IceBlink runs inside his apartment and puts on his trousers in record time, then returns to the door* ?Sorry sir, I didn?t realize...?

?Quite alright, mind if I come inside actually?? Principal Tyrell asks the embarrased HUmar.

?Sure sure, come on in.? IceBlink replied somewhat taken aback that Principal Tyrell is actually visiting HIM for a change.

*Principal Tyrell places his thermos upon the small table in the middle of the apartment as IceBlink goes to fetch some cups. Soon they are sipping tea, while the video screen on the wall continues to play ?The Why and How of the Pioneer 2? TV show*

?So, how is the tea?? Principal Tyrell questioned, his face unreadable.

?This is Ice Tea, isn?t it?? IceBlink asked, taking another sip and noticing another ingredient in the Tea as well as ice.

?The regulations on board are strict, but I added a little alcohol.? Tyrell answered amusedly.

?That happens in the military as well?? IceBlink queried, sipping his tea more appreciatively.

?Mmm? the Principal nodded as he drank a gulp himself.

*On the video screen, magenta has taken over explaining how techniques are related to the ship?s life support systems.*

?And so if we transpose the vacuum around the ship with a lower lvl technique such as... ? magenta begins saying.

*an awkward silence begins to hangs in IceBlink?s apartment* ?What?s he going to do? Is he going to scold me?? IceBlink wondered to himself.

?Does it taste good?? Principal Tyrell asked, finally breaking the silence.

?Uh... y-yes.? Iceblink responds quickly.

?Good. I?ll leave it here, so take your time and have some more.? the stout Principal said with a wink.

?S-sure? Iceblink replies, but then his eye catches something on the Video Screen. ?Ehhh?!! That?s...!!?

?Because we have a constant supply of such a large amount of TP... ? magenta is explaining on the video screen as she holds up something that looks curiously like IceBlink?s Apsaras. (because it is http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif )?we can control the gravity around the ship... and stay orbiting Ralgol as long as we like.? *Apsaras begins humming and hovering at this point*

?Ahhh! My Asparagus...!!!? IceBlink cries, rushing from the apartment.

?Did you feed it a fluid?? Ryiko questions magenta.

?Don?t worry about such trivial matters.? the focused FOmarl responds.

*Just then, Pikachu wakes up and hops after his rushing master, startling the Principal, who sweatdrops and face faults*

?Ack, it evolved into a Varaha... somebody help get me some item to evolve it back!? IceBlink screams exasperatedly at the TV actors.

?Err.. but the shops are closed during this time,? Lina informs the panicking HUmar.

?Chirp!? Pikachu chirps, nudging his master with his beak.

?Not now Pikachu, I?ve got to find some way to evolve Aps back!?

?Chirp!?

?I said not now!?

?CHIRP!? Pikachu PKs IceBlink with a weak Zonde. (the kind that doesn?t do actual damage of course http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif )

?Ahhh! What was that for? I don?t even have a PB meter since Aps isn?t attached.?

?Silly HUmar, look!? Ryiko-chan giggles pointing at Pikachu.

*In Pikachu?s beak is a... dimate*

*IceBlink sweatdrops* ?Thanks Pikachu,? he says taking the dimate and feeding it to the ?Varaha?ed Apsaras.

?Chirp!?

*Clap clap clap!* ?Good work, good work! It was a very very nice show. Rage, well done.? Irene the secretary says as she pops into the recording studio.

*Everyone turns to see Rage sporting a pair of... Rappy antennas ^_^;;;;*

?Well, I was only...? Rage begins, but is cut off yet again.

?Let?s call it for now. The energy cost isn?t cheap.? Irene explains holding up a calculator.

*Everybody facefaults*

*The ending screen comes up, it reads: ?Thanks for watching! See you again!?*

*Meanwhile in the apartment shared by AVIENDHA, Megumi-chan, and Pirotess*

?Hummm....Pirotess, did you understand the show?? Megumi-chan asks the HUnewearl sitting right in front of and staring blankly at the Video Screen in their room.

?Are you asleep...?? Megumi questions.

*Pirotess slumps forward and begins snoring*

- - -

End of humorous Filler episode (that was relatively heavily ripped off of a Nadesico episode) The continuation of LIna304, Cienna, magenta, Astra, and Fargo?s adventure will re-commence next post.

[ This message was edited by: KLin-304 on 2001-03-31 23:53 ]

Sai-Yuk

Apr 1, 2001, 03:13 AM

This is very odd... pretty cool though - if you want to see odd look at my web page... actually, don't, my fic isn't too good...

Good luck with the rest of it

IceBlink

Apr 1, 2001, 03:15 AM

... ^_^;;

Great... Really funny. ^_^

One day, I'll sit down, and from third person view, write a real anime-inspired PSO fanfic... ^_^ Including the comedy side... ^_^

Heh... "The Misadventures of IceBlink..." ^_^;;

SaitoH

Apr 1, 2001, 04:15 AM

On 2001-03-31 23:33, IceBlink wrote:
"Checking the nametag... her name is... Aviendha? Name sounds... familiar."

Woohoo! Blinky 'ole boy you ROCK!

On 2001-03-31 23:52, KLin-304 wrote:
*Meanwhile in the apartment shared by AVIENDHA, Megumi-chan, and Pirotess*
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Woohoo X 2 !!! Kekko desu! KLin-sama!

Aviendha, Pirotess and Megumi-chan are extra happy tonite! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

I feel the need to make a good 'ole Blinky boy face! ^_^

The frying-pan-of-justice. Hard, yet supple and smooth *THWONK* *THWONK* *thwonk*

Pirotess lvl 85 HUnewear..
AVIENDHA lvl 92 FOmarl..
Megumi-chan lvl 49 RAcaseal.. http://freepages.ugo.com/SaitoH/files/aviendhasig.JPG

[ This message was edited by: SaitoH on 2001-04-01 01:16 ]

Crushinator

Apr 1, 2001, 09:11 AM

This is some really good stuff Iceblink, keep it up! I hope everyone is enjoying this as much as I am http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

P.S. LIna, why didn't you tell me the HIT material was makeup! You know I've been eating it!

IceBlink

Apr 1, 2001, 03:34 PM

Heee... my turn again... ^_^;

Oh, and HIT material... I'm maxed out on that... maybe that explains all my problems... ^_^;;

- - -

Helping the blue-haired girl up, and opening a telepipe for her to return to the hospital, a stray thought entered my mind.

The sound of giggling, which was almost like music.

Odd. Ah well. As I watch Aviendva through though, everyone rejoins my group. Akumi was busy smiling at her new toys, Kindred was busy with star-struck awe in his eyes, and Mina was sweatdropping as much as I was.

Heh... well, if that sort of solves my problem with Kindred hounding me...

Anyway, we head off, into the ruins, Pikachu actually leading the way.

A few hours later, after hundreds of traps (bah, I think Pikachu was somehow doing it on purpose...), we come across a broken delsaber. Huh?

Akumi gladly puts it out of her misery, and we continue the trail of broken dimenians and delsabers and other broken monsters. It's quite worrying, actually.

And then... all of a sudden...the sound of music can be heard?

Apsaras starts beeping, and then sudden, a Ila flies out and bumps into me. What the...?!

It's almost smiling... I think I know this particular mag... after all, I gave it to a certain...

The sound of music enters the room, and I stare in surprise.

"Lyric?!"

"Onii-chan!" the light-violet-haired little FOmarl screams with delight as she runs towards me, happiness in her eyes. "Wow! I didn't know you were here!"

Lyric is my little sister who nobody knows about. Heh... oh well. The Ila she holds now is a gift from me. It's flying around my head now. I guess it hasn't forgotten me...

And then... everyone comes in.

Akumi blinked. "Are you...?"

Lyric giggles and bows. "Hai! I'm Lyric! And I'm IceBlink's younger sister!"

- - -

La-la-la... new character advertisement... ^_^; Sorry this is short again... ^_^;

Tolwyn

Apr 1, 2001, 04:43 PM

...

Fargo

Apr 1, 2001, 07:14 PM

Now the rain had ceased for a while, and the Girls had moved off, Fargo got up from the soggy undergrowth and shook himself, his hair spraying Bana with water droplets. Bana squeaked indignantly in that strange binary chatter Banas communicate in. Fargo was amazed how well Mags communicated with eachother, considering each evolution had it's own distinct sound...
But now Bana was in a huff. It had avoided a soaking by taking the girls advice and sought shelter under the leaf of one of Ragol's oversized plantlife. And then it's master had got it wet.
"Oh gods, don't YOU start getting temperamental on me..." muttered Fargo mockingly, trying to joke Bana back into good humour. But the little purple mag wasn't having any of it. "What? Are you hungry or something?" Fargo tossed Bana a few Stars - its favourite food. The precious fluids dropped to the ground, ignored by the sulking mag who turned it's back to it's master.
"FINE! If that's the way you want it, I don't care! You can follow me if you want, or you can stay here and find someone else to take care of you. Huh." And with that, Fargo turned dramatically and walked off silently through the undergrowth.
Bana turned round to see Fargo had gone...
it beeped concerned sounding binary, and looked around a bit... had Fargo really left it? Would he really do that...? HA! No! Bana spotted Fargo's boot sticking out from the tree he was hiding behind. Bana chirped knowingly, quickly scoffed down the Star Atomisers on the forest floor (hey! like they should go to waste!) and flew in Fargo's direction.
Fargo sat beneath the tree, a contraband hip-flask of Bourbon in his hand, now half empty. He heard the gentle hum that mags made while they floated, and smiled. Bana flew halfway round one side of the tree, and Fargo turned to try and catch it in the act of sneaking up on him, but Bana had craftily sped round the other side of the tree and bleeped loudly in Fargo's unsuspecting ear
"AHHH! Why you little..." He caught hold of Bana's top fin and tickled it mercilesly on what counted as Bana's chin (do mini spaceships even have chins?) Bana made the pretty tinkling sound common to all mags - laughter. Yep ,all was fogiven, all was back to usuall.
"Here, try some of this" Fargo proffered the flask to Bana to smell. Bana bleeped inquisitively, then analysed the liquid for beneficial elements. It recognised waters and sugars and carbons, but there was an unknown element in there as well - but it trusted Fargo implicitly, and drank some.
Fargo had never seen a drunk mag before, and couldn't stop laughing...
The alcohol had an almost immediate effect on the little mag, it's potency running through the bio engineered guardian in seconds flat - Bana lost all sense of balance and was doing quite a remarkable impression of a confused butterfly, zipping and drifting lazily this way and that, loop-de-looping and flat spinning, all the while chriping what sounded like a little binary song... Fargo tried to stop his laughter by downing the rest of the flask, but it wasn't helping and he too was pretty wasted by now. It was then that the Hildebear attacked.
They had heard Fargo's laughing from almost a mile away with their enourmous ears, and went to investigate, their speed at moving through the dense forestry incredible, their long front arms working effectively as a second pair of legs. They burst through the bushes and into clearing, four of them, and stood watching the spectatcle of the drunken ape and his strange pet with unbridled fury...
By now, Fargo too had seen them, and taking the oppurtunity to get unsteadily to his feet as they regarded him, he pulled out DRAGON SLAYER and brandished it with a sneer.
"Come on then, you barshtardsh!" He slurred, the four approaching Hildebear turning into eight at his vision blurred. "I'll take you all on! YEEEARGH!" he ran forward swinging the mighty sword in front of him. It struck the nearest Hildebeast with a resounding critical and the beast almost folded up in agony right then, but it's brethren had a different idea, and surrounded Fargo. Bana rushed in several directions untill he got to Fargo, who was spinning round and round in circles with the sword pointing away, slashing the hides of the furios monsters. Bana used the Photon Blast FARLA, but there was something wrong! FARLA was pissed too! The mighty voodoo dragon span itself into a great knot, wailed in confusion then dissapeared as quickly as it had appeared. "Hey! That wash preeeety funny, don't you think, guysh?" Said Fargo sheepishly. The Hildebear nearest answered quite poigniantly with a fist to Fargo's skull, flooring him with ease. "Ha ha! You can't beat me you buncha Hildebarshtardsh! BANA! MAKE ME INVINSHIBUBBLE!"
Bana vibrated as it was about to do the task, but a strange sound emmited from it's insides, it gave a puzzled bleep, and threw up over one of the Hildebear's feet. And then fainted.
"Oh Bollocksh." said Fargo.
The three enraged Hildebear beat him sensless where he lay, then moved away from this strange smelling ape lying battered and broken on the floor. The wounded Hildebear had got up and was stomping round, roaring with anger. It was hurt, and it wanted revenge, and it's brothers had already dealt with the miscreant. And it figured, more apes would come to find the broken one...

Mina

Apr 2, 2001, 05:10 AM

Okay i just really wanna try this.
This is just a little (part of the story)
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As we walked through the ruins in search of

others injured,we stumbled apon a room filled

with Delsabers,i quickly casted foie (hey its

fast)And ran out of Tp i opend up a telepipe

to go buy more Trifluids.

As i was walking to the store ducky(preta)In

my arms,Some rude little brat came up to my

ducky and smacked it......POW!I knocked the

brat out and said my "Logo" Dont Mess With

The Duck!Well along came the brats

mother,and she started hitting me with her

purse (Which was filled with Bricks for some

odd reason)And she hit my Right eye.Not

being able to see through the other eye

(because of patch)I had to run to the nurse.

Well the nurse healed me and I ran to go kick

The Mothers behind, Arg!She ran away!

So i just walked to the store.

There i see my brother Wolfbot...

Hey Mina!He says as i walk toward him.

What happend to your eye?

I dont wanna talk about it!I yelled.

I gave his Madhu a hug and walk toward the

telepipe.

ARG!!!!OH GREAT THE MOTHER RAN AND GOT

HER FRIENDS TO KICK MY BEHIND!

This just isn't my day.

10Mins later.....

OH OW.

The nurse says stay still.

Arg why did all of them have to be

ex-kickboxers!?

Well ducky and I try to walk back to my

apartment to get my money,OMFG!

NNNOOOO the stupid kid ran and got his

friends and there water guns.

Arg!!!!!

I had to give them candy to get them to go

away.

Finaly I get my trifluids....

As i walked down the stairs I see the most

Hottest guy on pionner 2!

Whats his name?I wonder....

*I walk up to Him*HI!I say as his girlfriend

walks up beside him and gives him a kiss

on the cheek.

Arg...*I walk away*

Why am i haveing such a horrible day?

Ok so i walk into the bar..i get kicked out..

D'oh! Stupid rules.

You have to be 21 to get in sheesh!

Ok.....I walk by the hottest guy on pionner 2

(I know i've said this before but now this guys

alone hehe)Hi!i say...he says Hi.

So..you here alone..hes says yea....

So....you come here often..he says yea..

*I think arg hes so darn dull but hes cute!*

I tell him i have to go and i give him my

number....(hes not gonna call!)
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I get back to Iceblink all everbody.

I'm daydream about what are children will look

like hehe.
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Okay....5 more sentances i swear!
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Okay...we walk into a room with a bunch of

claws,im surrounded by them....AHHHHHH!!

I scream as i get hit by all of them at once.

YAY!I was saved by Iceblink....Hes my hero

;;Sigh;;(as you can see i like guys lol)

We beat the room and Me and Akumi walk

side by side..wispering....(Hehe)
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So what did yah think i know its long im

sowwy im really bored lol

Stupid brat kick now im limping!

------------------Mina

VampireLR

Apr 2, 2001, 05:16 AM

*laugh* talk about difference in creativity. Everyone is writing their own versions. I do hope it all goes in together. Anyways onwards.

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Vampiric One bows politely to the pink android, Elenor, apologizing for his sudden outburst and hitting her on the head. (shown in Kodiak's last post) "Gomen nasai, Elenor-chan, I guess I got used to hitting my pupil when he loses focus that it became a bad habit."

Elenor smiles. "It's quite alright Vamp-san. I guess I was a bit distracted."

Kodiak watching the whole display was starting to get impatient as indicated by his rapid foot tapping. "Are we going or what..? News flash: We're not getting any younger."

The white haired Force looks at the blue haired, blue armored hunter. "Kodiak-san is right, we should press on."

The trio starts searching through the few rooms in the dark morbid area known as the Ruins when they spotted a blue hair, pony tailed Hunter wielding a scythe at 15 Dimensians and 3 Del Sabers.

"Oh my God, that hunter is surrounded. We have to help him." cried the emotional female atomaton.

".. umm.." stuttered Vampiric One but got interrupted.

"She's right. We have to help him, there's no time to waste." agreed Kodiax cocking his varista on ready.

"but I know who he is..." Vampiric One started to say when again he heard the familiar battle cries of his two colleages.

The Force's face faulted. "Why does nobody ever listens to me."

After what seem to be a gruesome battle, the hunter wielding the acursed Soul Banisher started yelling at the two would-be helpers.
"BAKA, what the HELL do you two think you were doing..?" he screamed.

"You were in trouble we had to help." sobbed the confused android.

"I didn't recall ever asking for any help." retorted the blue haired, pony tailed hunter.

"But.. but.. it.. seemed like you did." stuttered the varista shooting hunter.

"I was starting to enjoy that fight, the odds were getting better 18 to 1, until you two showed up." shouted the other in response.

The whole argument was interrupted by a familiar voice. "Deus-dono, I must apologize for my two companions. They did not mean to ruin your.. ummm.. fun."

The angry hunter smiled and started to calm down as he recognized the voice speaking to him. "Ah, Vamp-dono, it is good to see you again." offering his hand.

"We ruined his FUN..?" asked the two in unison, confused and dumbfounded.

"Deus-dono, here, enjoys a good battle. The more difficult the odds, the more.. umm.. fun.. he has." smiled the vampire in response as he graps Deus' forearm in a warrior's hand shake.

"So true, Vamp-dono, it was started to get enjoyable until these two showed up." Deus said as he returns the warrior's hand shake after giving the other two one final stern look.

The whole exchange was interrupted when the four heard a scream. Rushing towards the source. They found a horde of Dimensians raising their blade-like claws in truimph over an unconscious red-headed female hunter.

"Vamp-san!!" three voices cried from the other side of the room. Looking toward the source he saw three familiar faces struggling with four Dark Barta backed by a Chaos Bringer and was being forced into a corner having been paralyzed.

Two new battle cries was then heard. One from Deus and the other was from... Vampiric One..?

Elenor and Kodiax exchanged a shocked look.

"What the heck..?" Elenor managed to ask completely stunned.

"And he says we're the rash ones." Kodiak commented as a sweat drops.

After getting back their composure, the two looked at each other and then ran in to join the fray. Vampiric One, struggling to reach the unconscious hunter yelled as he drove his C-cane into the gut of a Dimensian. "Can anyone reach her..?"

"I can't right now. News Flash: I'm a bit busy." Kodiak yelled back shooting his varista at a Dimensian's head.

"I got no moon atomizers." screamed the pink android trying to get to the three paralyzed others sounded by the Dark Barta's only to be knocked down by the Chaos Bringer.

All the can be heard from Deus was a manical laughter and the occassion "More enemies, I want MORE ENEMIES!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!"

Vampiric One's face faulted as he thought to himself the perpertual question he's been asking ever since he got Kindred as his pupil. "Dear God why me." He ran towards the end of the room then casted an Anti spell to remove the paralyze effect on those surrounded by the Dark Barta and adding three more hunters to the battle. The brown haired hunter named Lysan, swung her Broniac at the Dark Barta's as the green RAcast provides cover with his Meteor Smash.

The dark haired Force known as DarkWolf goes and casts a reverser on the unconscious red-head hunter, Danger_Girl who then joined the battle swinging her non-duped Oriagato.

After what seemed to be a long unending battle, everyone collapsed on the floor from exhaustion. Everyone except Deus still enjoying the adrenaline rush swinging his Soul Banisher around in a mimic battle laughing in the same manical manner.

"Wow that was some battle and News Flash: We won!" commented the excited Kodiax.

"What happened..? How did you all get surrounded like that..?" inquired Vampiric One.

"Well from what I saw, Danger_Girl-chan rushed in ahead of us then all of sudden stopped in the middle of the room and then got knocked down unconscious." replied the brown haired, brown eyed hunter, Lysan.

The green android named Napolean 3 nodded along with the face painted Force named, DarkWolf in agreement.

Vampiric One looked at the self-proclaimed "most beautiful girl in all pioneer 2" and asked. "What could have possibly happen that you would stop like that in the middle of battle, DG-chan..?"

Danger_Girl smiled sheepishly. "I had mail."

Everyone's face faulted.

The white haired vampire was then distracted by a soft giggle at his side.

Elenor quietly speaking to her Mag. "Oh yes, I agree the green one is quite cute."

Vampiric One then smiles and casually asks the only other Force in the group. "So DarkWolf-chan how's the marriage going..?"

DarkWolf wrapping her tiny arms around the metallic arms of Napolean 3. "Oh we're quite happy. Isn't that right, aisuru-chan..?"

Napolean 3 sighed a happy sigh in agreement. "That's right, my darling GIMP." Vampiric One chuckles at the comment that earned Napolean a light smack on the shoulder.(Inside joke between me and DW and her husband).

Elenor then suddenly jumped up in shock. "You mean you two are married..?!?" she shouted.

The loving couple nodded in response.

"But you're a...." the pink android stuttered, pointing at DarkWolf, "And you're a..." then pointing at Napolean 3.

Vampiric One fell to ground laughing, joined by the Kodiax, Deus, Lysan and Danger_Girl. "Like I told you, Elenor-chan, it's the year 2000, anything is possible."

Elenor didn't response as her robotic heart started to swell with new dawning hope. The white haired Force recognized the look and groaned as he thought. "Here it comes."

The pink android swung around and held her robotic fingers in a "V" shouting at the top of her synthetic lungs. "I'm going to make Iceblink all MINE!"

Everyone's face faulted with big sweat drops.

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Anyways let me know what ya think..? Iceblink and everyone else.

magenta

Apr 2, 2001, 09:46 AM

Magenta walked around in her lab in circles, thinking, and thinking..

she thought of ragol, and the numerous monsters present on it, then underground in the caves, ..and the increasing level of genetic changes present within in correlation with the depth towards the the many ruins...

she walked towards the table, and grab a bundle of documents.. all reports from willing hunters who reached the mines, ruins, and even encountered the "epitome" of evil, "dark falz"..

So many questions.. like the presence of blended organic/silicon materials (or techno-orgnanics) in the robots on mines, which she found during her trip there with cienna, and the ifurita twins... and the presence of so many primal "dark influence" conduits (i.e. the number of dark falzes)..

is there no end to the number of these beasts..

magenta walked to a lift in her lab, the door slid open, and she click on what seemed to be a plain panel, but is in fact a hidden floor button. a minute later the lift door opened to reveal her room of horrors.

its basically a form of study gallery, of the different parts of dark faltzes brought by hunters from all over ragol. In the center of the room was a huge biomass spectrometer, and magnetic force microscope...both used to try and discern the evidence all around her..

"Evidence?.." she murmurs to herself, as she thought again.. "Evidence to what?"

with increasing depth, the density of these techno-organics increases per sample per population of creatures, even robots, thus explaining their apparent android like sentience...the greatest densities belonging to the larger beasts like the dragons, the giant water crustaceans, and the computer/mechanoid vol opts, eventually leading to the the primers, the dark falzes.

her studies showed that these incredible beings, contains a good amount of human genetic material,... curiousity lead her to create model simulations of evolutions of the primers (the dark falzes) that does point to the usage of human host, by some unknown element.. of course humans being primarly chosen due to their dna being more suited, or.. "flexible" she states..." but chosen by what.."

she rubs her head, and as it become clear, that the these dark faltzes could well have evolved from one or a few combined of the original inhabitants of pioneer one.. transformed through transmissions of an energy of unknown frequency to a few of their human cells to begin with.. these cells then multiplied, and developed techno-organics which sped the evolution, until eventually they become like what they.. are.. which are basically powerful transmission conduits of the similar energy..

and so this lead to the perplexing question of "just where is the true origin of this energy?", then panic and worry slipped into magentas mind as she added "..and what the hell could it be?"

then magenta ran to the phone to ring up and to inform the other hunters of her new discovery.

****oohhhhh lets heat up the suspense and intrigue pleasee*****

IceBlink

Apr 2, 2001, 10:20 AM

AH-hahahaha! Good work to everyone! ^_^

Man, I swear, this is happening just like in this other fic... everyone is out to get me, one way or another. ^_^;;

Okay...

- - -

Lyric immediately bounced around, her pole in hand and Ila dancing along with her in motion.
"Wai! I can't believe you're here!"

I blinked in disbelief. "I can't believe you're here by yourself in the Ruins!"

"But I have Ila-chan to help me!" she says, and smiles. Gah... even so...

The twin Ila mag floats up to me and spins a few times, emitting happy beeping sounds, before revolving and casting Shifta and Deband on me. "See?" Lyric said. "Ila-chan does that all the time to me!"

"...." Well, what can I say?

Immediately, a Delsaber shows up,a nd before we can do anything, Lyric grabbed her Ila mag, and hurled it like boomerangs at the Delsaber.

Ila flew around the monster, and bopped it on the head, as Lyric ran up and casted Rabarta, freezing it, before waving her hands and casting Grants.

Spears of light surrounded and impaled the Delsaber, wiping it out.

Heh.. the things I teach the kid...

Adjusting her dress, Lyric smiled. "See? I can look after myself!"

We noticed... heh...

I receive a message from above from Magenta. Apparently, she's discovered something. Oh well... Medic Duty is over...

With a nod to the others, we telepipe up back to Pioneer 2... and from there...

I wonder where our story will lead us?

- - -

^_^;;; Short again... sorry ^_^;

KodiaX987

Apr 2, 2001, 10:40 AM

"Hello?"

"Hi. This is Scott Dawson from America Online. We just want to inform you about out brand new easy low-price plan--"

KodiaX PKs the nuisance.

He paces across the room. After a day of killing dark stuff and identifying DB Sabers, he doesn't even feel tired.

"Might as well call Magenta and see what the team is up to."

Busy.......

Busy.......

Busy.......

Busy.......

Busy.......

"Hello?"

"Magenta! I've, like, been trying to call you for 30 minutes."

"NEWS FLASH, paperboy; ~I~ have been trying to call you all this time!"

Total silence... then a burst of laughter.

Just then, Magenta explains that whole theory about dark people and dark falzes and dark moons and dark knights and dark gunners and darkness itself until KodiaX gets the subliminal message from the Force and turns the lights on in his apartment... Doubt in mind, he pulls on the screen to see Magenta right in the next building, waving at him with a grin on her face.

"Yah, sweet..."

"So, get what I'm saying?"

Pause...

"Say that again!"

Magenta explains the whole thing over, and KodiaX jots it all down on a notepad for further understanding because the shock obviously totaled her brain and she managed to total his with all these dark facts... He briefly summarizes the whole thing in his head.

"So basically everyone can become a big bad monster of some sort?"

He opens the screen again and sees Magenta as a Chaos Sorcerer this time. He looks at himself to find out he's somehow turned into a Sinow Gold. Magenta sticks her tongue at him.

"Haha! I've got a better monster than you!!" She giggles over the phone.

After casting GRANTS, both are back to their old selves. The Call Waiting signal beeps, and IceBlink comes in as a conference call.

"Good news IceBlink!" shot KodiaX and Magenta. "We can become monsters!"

IceBlink sweatdrops...

Magenta tells her whole story again. KodiaX E-Mails the story to the team instead. Lot simpler. Buahahaha! I've outsmarted a Force!!

*FOOM!*

KodiaX gets up, kinda with much difficulty, after his whole apartment has been blasted to bits by a level 15 RAFOIE.

Soon enough, everybody comes in, transforming the phone call into a real chatroom. After a few moments of hyperactive talking by Super Saien Girl because she's too eager to know what it feels like to be a super-fast-super-hyper Canadine. Soon enough, everyone except Pikachu have picked his or her monster.

"Yeah, cool" Lyric interrupts. "But that is, if this wierd phenomenon happens to us again!"

Magenta, being the one with all the answers, explains a new technique she could try to transform others back and forth into monsters. IceBlink is still listening, sweatdropping. He used a pair of Sinow Blades, tested a Pan Arm head, and even wore a Delsaber Foot, but THIS?!!

Fortunately, Magenta cannot confirm it will work. IceBlink is left all alone as the others go "Awwwww....." He decides to come in.

"Maybe that's cool but come on! Why sneak in why we can blast the place to bits with our guns and swords? I can beat Dark Falz without any scape dolls or Gameshark, the game's easy enough."

Everyone nods from in front of their TV screens.
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(getting back to the oh-so-dramatic adventure...)

No wait... I can't do dramatic stuff. That's not my style!

Besides... I haven't had any root beer since yesterday. I get grumpy without root beer. Dude, this is my personal trimate. Yeah. Rootbeer flavor...
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KodiaX belches loudly into the phone.

"Sorry guys..."

"So what were we talking about again?"

Uhhh.... Cmon KodiaX. Think! Think!!

"WAZZUUUUUP!"

"WAZUUUUUUUUUUUP!!" Everyone follows in chorus.

...And then the doorbell rings.

"Get in!" shots KodiaX, a hand on the mouthpiece. "The door's been blasted away by a RAFOIE."

A dork gets in and hands KodiaX a huge phone bill. Reason, somehow the call between him and Magenta is now long distance, plus the fees for conference over conference call. The representative gets PKed, but KodiaX still needs to pay his bill. So he PKs IceBlink for getting him into this crazy story in the first place. He also PKs Elenor... just for the heck of it. And because he doesn't wanna mess with DG or SSG (Danger Girl or Super Saien Girl).

KodiaX points out he has no Gameshark or devil tech whatsoever but he can be nearly as dangerous to mess with as SSG... really! Just call him Kodiak or Kodak and you could swear he just turned into a Hildebear (no pun intended...).

Suring all this time the team has been silent and sweatdropping (even the androids) SSG now looks rusty as hell... Dang!

With a loud GTG! KodiaX ends the expensive call and instead jumps across to Magenta's apartment so that he may still talk with the team.

magenta

Apr 2, 2001, 11:27 AM

after having a brief rundown with kodiak and others, magenta returned to her lab.

she had a bit of fun using a simulcrum of the energy transmission used to transform the animals and people on ragol, and briefly turned herself and other people into monsters..

thank god the effect is reversable she thought.. then suddenly she felt something strange, and she looked up at her right arm..

"Oh my god...it it..it become techno-organic..damnit.. damnit to hell." She went back down to her special lab, and examined her right arm using the biomass spectrometer, and magnetic force microscopy..

apparently the transformation is near permenancy, a few more minutes, and she wouldve been a chaos sorceror for life.. at the current state of her arm, a heavy dosage of healing spells at regular intervals for a week would be the the only chance of ridding the techno organic infection... i just hope the others are fine... espcially kodiak.. damnit shouldve casted deband..

she blipped kodiak over the communicator.. apparently he had a few metallic patches developing over his body.. though nothing as serious as hers.. perhaps her close proximity to the remains of numerous dark falzes made her infection more severe.. anyways she quickly posted kodiak, and others affected, with a prescription for moons, mates.. which taken should cure them in a couple of days..

then she saw ice blink on the communicard, who apparently developed a fin on the top of his head with neon lights on it. asparas was floating above lightly poking it... "he he" she smiled.. "im terribly sorry for my little experiment, but i had to do it in order to determine the true nature of the source of these emissions.."

"ohh really... the true soure?" Iceblink asks, apparently nervous now with magentas developments in her research..

"yes, the true source,..you see the dark falzes, though extremely powerful, are only secondary emitters of these quanta frequencies, the genetic changes they initiate is gradual change over a period of months.."..magenta paused as she catches her breath.." however simulating the energies transmitted by what a theorise to be the true source, caused these same changes within seconds.."..

"ohhh.. ice blink glanced in amazement..."
"Ohhh .." gasped a few other people in ice blink who magenta cannot see over the transmission screen.. but she recognized a few of them..

"helllo lina, hello astra...and heelllooo akumi" she shouted through the speaker
, and remebered the humourous positioned astra found herself when she was chased and down by a mothmant.

"ohhh.. thats pretty serious stuff from what we hear" lina exclaimed her head bopping up and down on her viewer..

"helllloo magenta..." squeak rykioo.."eeee. look at that wibbly fin on top of iceblinks head".."pwetty lights."..Iceblink sighs..

just then she saw emperor rage, and fargo helping eachother. to the hospital she presumed.. "damnnit..i shouldnt have gotten me, and my mag drank.." fargo said.. with emperor laughing out loudly..

"hmm..anyway.. ill do some more research and try and pointpoint possible locations for the true source of these strong energy emanations.." with that magenta switches her view screen off and goes back to her worktable..

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Sciler

Apr 2, 2001, 11:55 AM

~grins adn giggles whispering to Mina, then realises Vampiric one is still following her, mumbling something about her teaching him, she turns to face him and grins looking into his eyes~ What exactlya re you wanting me to teach you hun?~raises an eyebrow as she stares at him and he stops and stares, partially out of fear, partially out of surprise~
~she grins, ruffles his hair with her hand, gives him a wink then Mina and her continue on thier way forward, whispering about Iceblink and how cute he is, Akumi not really keeping her voice down too much sometimes, just so as to give Iceblink a reason to blush somemore as tehy find the teleporter to take them all into the second part of teh ruins, to which Akumi steps on without hesitation and is gone in a blink deeper into the hot and humid area...her body slightly beginning to glisten with some sweat she fans herself with her Delsaber shield while she waits on everyone else to show up~ <center>

IceBlink

Apr 2, 2001, 11:55 AM

As Aps was poking the fin, thankfully, due to my enhanced genetic background which no-one as I knew was aware of save my sister, I beat the mutation, and the fin detached, falling to the ground.

"Well... that was weird."

"Hai..." Lyric mumbled, poking at the fin with her boot.

- - -

I'm not going around with a fin on my head! ^_^;;

magenta

Apr 2, 2001, 12:23 PM

magenta was focused on her computer..tap tap her fingers went..then a door bell rang..
magenta quickly run up to see who it was..
she opened a door, and saw a huge rag rappy

"AIEEEE!!!!....nooo!" she screamed, "bloody blighter.. wheres my double saber.. im gonna.." magenta shouted as she fumbled around for her weapons in the umbrella basket..

"Wait magenta its mee Linaaa..." said the al rappy

"agghhhhh.. nooo i turned you into a al rappy...oohhh lina imm soo sorrryyy.." magenta sobs...

just then linna pops of the head of the al rappy to reveal her laughing head..

"silly, its the rappy costume i wore at that conference you did...phhhhh"

Magenta stared up, and slap herself down, with her two feet sticking into the air.. Lina of course did her obligatory "V" sign..

Fargo

Apr 2, 2001, 08:14 PM

Sitting on a bed in the MED lab Fargo watched the pretty red-head nurse as she first sprayed his wounds with trimate, then bandaged up his broken arm and collarbone with the synthi-wrap. She gave him a couple of Star Atomizers to swallow down, which pretty much brought his head back into check - and with it, the pain the alcohol had neatly numbed.
"Oooog" (heh! If only the Hildebear could hear him now - only they couldn't, since Emporer Rage had turned them all into grease spots...!)
"My head really, really hurts"
"I'm not surprised. What were you thinking? You could have been killed!" Said Rage, who had been sitting in a chair across from the bed, angrily staring at this new, somewhat forced upon aquaintance.
"I was bored."
"So you thought you'd get screaming drunk on illegal booze and pick a fight you had no hope of winning?"
"S'about the size of it. Argh..." Fargo curled up into a featal position on the bed. His head felt as if 4 Hildebear had taken turns to stomp on it - oh, wait, hang on, that HAD happened...
"You're a fool, what are you?" questioned Rage.
"I'm a fool"
"You're a piss-head, what are you?"
"I am a piss-head"
"So what are you going to do now?" Rage inquired.
"I..." said Fargo, swinging himself upright and off the bed, onto his feet with surprising speed dispite his injuries; "...am going to the bar. Coming? I owe you a few, I reckon!"
"Y..Y..You're mad!" stammered Rage, a big grin on his face, and with nothing better to do, followed the self-destructive HUmar to the MED lab foyer.
Fargo thanked the nurse on duty and paid the obligatory ten meseta, and was just about to leave when he noticed that something was missing...
"Where's Bana? Where's Bana?" Fargo's eyes widened and he looked around pitifully.
"Don't worry - Bana's okay - Dr Magenta has him - she was interested in running some tests over the effect alcohol had on mags..." said Rage.
"What's there to test? It got bevoire'd just like every one else."
"Heh, yes, but she was interested in why the Photon Blast was, er, inebrieated as well..." explained Rage
"HA! that was funny... but how did she access Bana's data banks? She'd need my code?" pondered Fargo
"I think she took advantage of the fact that Bana was too drunk to securtiy check her clearance..."
"Makes sense I s'pose. Anyway, weren't we going to a bar?"
Rage laughed and slapped Fargo on the back (Fargo winced but tried not to show it)
"I pray to the gods you never meet Danger Girl... she was in here just a while ago, apparently - Stopped battling to read her mail..."
"Heh! Doesn't everybody?" joked Fargo, as they walked out onto the streets of the mighty space city of Pioneer 2...

***argh, sorry magenta *sweatdrops*- just re-read your part to check I was up to speed and now I've lumbered poor unsuspecting you with a drunken mag to investigate - but you are interested, ne?http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif
See you at the bar!?***(thanks Emporer Rage for the save btw - was getting a bit worried!)

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Mina

Apr 2, 2001, 11:17 PM

Hehe,this story is getting like a soap...My turn!
Ps.This one probly will be shorter than the other story i wrote.
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All of us meet up in town while mag was talking about something,i was just watching ELENOR(er whatever her name is)Flirting with Iceblink,I wisperd to Akumi and we ran to Iceblink and pushed ELENOR away and we standed beside Iceblink...ELENOR shouted...
"HEY DONT YOU HAVE SOME OTHER GUY YOU CAN ADMIRE,ICEBLINKS MINE!"Iceblink looked at ELENOR in horror...."WHAT!?"He shouted...
The words ELENOR spoke stoped me in my tracks....some other guy....I was think about My old boyfriend who was aboard pionner 1...(i know i just like adding spunk to the story)
I punched ELENOR out...i mumbled "B****"
Everbody looked at me...."WHAT?!"I shouted.
They turned back to mag....ELENOR walked up behind me and pushed me."OK THATS IT!"I yelled and me and ELENOR got into a cat fight..GO MINA,GO MINA,GO MINA everybody said..ELENOR took out her gun...GO,ELENOR,GO ELENOR!Every one was scared by her wittle itty bitty spread needle.
I pulled out my S-beats blades and....5 mins later......Gun wound in my leg...ELENOR all sratched up.....Me and ELENOR looked into each others eyes..."HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"We both bursted out with laughter......
Back at the lab, Mag was showing us about whatever..i was getting Vamp to write it down for me ^.-....I wanted to go fight so I walked to the ruins alone....In ruins 2 i found the body of a little force....Gwen!?is that you!?OMG WHAT HAPPEND TO YOU!?"I..I was attacked..by..delsabers..Gwen passed out in my arms...I tried to get her back to town but it was just to far....I screamed out...no one heared me....I opend a telepipe right when i was attacked by claws...i fell to the ground and grabed Gwen...i limped toward the door..
Opened a telepipe..got away...I walked toward the nurse...CLOSED!WHY IS IT CLOSED!?THE LAB IS 2 MILES AWAY!"I shouted like mad as i see my friend Gwen in pain....i ran as fast as i could ,Gwen im my arms...I finaly got to the Lab...Everybody said "Who is that mina?"Please just heal her....shes in pain HEAL HER!"I shouted as loud as I could.Mag put her on the cold lab table...Gwen please be ok..PLEASE!A few hours later......"Thank you mina..you saved me" Gwen said,I cried as i hugged her.
Later....GGGGGGRRRRR STUPID ELENOR GET AWAY FROM HIM!I shouted.
Gwen looked at Iceblink.."Hey he is kinda cute"Gwen said.....ARG YOUR YOUNG GOTO BED!!!!Gwen looked at me....SHEESH gwen said as she walked to her apartment.
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Hehe,Okay it might be the same size lol i dun care.....So what do you think?
Was it better than the last one?
I dunno
Im waiting for more people to post more stories new plots..Hehe.

------------------------Mina

KLin-304

Apr 2, 2001, 11:55 PM

Alright, I think I have enough ideas to finish this up. I?ve been thinking we may need to relocate the fanfic to some other place as it is getting quite long and the General Board takes a long time to load. Perhaps a message board could be created using the same scripts as the PSO World message board script. Anyhow, on with the show! Er... I mean chapter. (It is a long one, and filled with a tiny miniscule bit of suspense and intrigue as per magenta?s request, so be forewarned!)
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Dismissing the sound as background noise caused by the patter of rain, and being unable to discern the exact cause of the noise in the greyness of the rain fall, Lina runs quickly to catch up with the others.

*Just as Lina reaches the others who have stopped at the top of a steep slope, the rushing android trips and begins sliding towards the others.*

?Whaaaa!? *Lina collides into Cienna, who bumps into Astra, who trips up magenta (domino effect, hee hee) and all four go sliding down the slope in a crazy water-slide fashion*

*After a minute of sliding down the slope, they are thrown clear to land in a big puddle of...mud. magenta is first to land, Astra slamming into her from behind and knocking the Fomarl back into the mud as she was just about to stand up. Cienna flies through the air and flattens both of them next. And last of all comes Lina who luckily falls a few feet away from the others, and leaves a 2 feet deep mud angel impression that sprays up mud to splatter the already mud-soaked others. As if on cue, the rain stops and three out of the four team members stand up.*

?Ack! My hat!? Magenta wails grabbing it out from under the dazed Lina, whose eyes are swirling around dizzily.

?Well, don?t we all look attractive now...? Cienna remarked disgustedly.

Suddenly 6 Goboomas pop out of the ground and begin making strange noises at the team, and swaying their arms as if they were.... dancing? (apprently the mud makes us look like attractive Gobooma females http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif )

?Oh my, that is the booma mating dance,? magenta explained as she quickly scrambled away from the fast approaching Goboomas.

?Gack, no way am I gonna let a booma get their claws on me, eat this!? Cienna cried and lashed out upon the swaying Goboomas with her gungnir.

?Yaaahhh!? Astra cried, joining into help Cienna, her scythe mowed down the first 3 boomas like ripe wheat. The two Newearls make quick work of the pack, despite being weighed down by mud-drenched clothes. They walk back to where magenta is trying to rouse the still dazed Lina, ?Come on you mechanical rag rappy, say something.?

?Lag? Lina replies.

?Ehhh?? The three others glance at each other confusedly.

?Lag? Lina repeats, slowly rising to her feet. The mud seems to have affected her the worst. Red technique lines begin appearing around her and she begins to walk around in ?slo-mo.?

?I?ll take care of this everyone. Anti!? magenta casts and suddenly they are all mud-free. ?Good for whatever ails you.? winks the Fomarl.

?304 THANKS! **? Lina exclaims.

?Hmm.. maybe we should have left her in slo-mo, she?d be much more understandable that way.? Cienna joked to magenta.

?I-am-too-understandable,-it-is-not-as-if-I-talk-super-fast-304? Lina retorts. *Cienna and magenta sweatdrops, Astra nearly falls over as she is besieged by giggling attacks.*

?Anyway, where are we?? Lina questioned, finally regaining her composure somewhat.

?Looks like we?re near the central dome of the abandoned Pioneer 1 settlement,? Cienna replied after consulting her Area Map.

?Hey! Look over there!? Astra cried pointing to the end of the path, where the central dome is visible, and an eerie red glow is emanating from somewhere inside it. ?Let?s go investigate!? the FOnewearl suggested.

?But we aren?t an exploration team, we?re on medic duty,? magenta reminded the others.

?But the glow may be from an emergency beacon or something, we should go investigate, magenta? Cienna stated, and began walking up the path followed by Astra and Lina. After a moment, magenta shook her head and began walking up the path as well.

*The four enter the abondoned area, following the eerie red glow. Not a sound can be heard, then...*

?ACHOO!? Astra sneezes, the sound echoes loudly throughout the complex. Strangely no hostile native beasts appear at the noise.

?That is odd,? magenta noted, ?native beasts usually attack when they hear any noise in order to protect their territory, unless... the territory is already... occupied....?

*Everybody exchanges a glance, and stop as they come upon the source of the glow: A huge red teleporter*

?It is still functional!? Lina informed the others, ?I wonder where it leads to??

?Only one way to find out!? Cienna winked at the others and ?bounced? into the teleporter.

?Wait for me!? Astra cried quickly following, followed by Lina, and the still reluctant magenta who mutters, ?This looks like a right spot for a trap...?

*The four appear in a large cavern of some sorts. It is hot here, almost as if they were in the crater of a dormant volcano, and the walls seem to glow with the same eerie red glow as the teleporter.*

Lina notices something long, white, and smooth lying nearby and picks it up. ?Looks like... a humanoid leg bone....? is her analysis. *The others stare at each other in horror*

?I knew this was a bad idea,? magenta remarked.

?Eee... I?m scared!? Astra said clutching at Cienna.

?Ouch! Don?t pinch me!? The HUnewearl exclaimed.

?Shhh! I hear somethin rumbling from the earth? Lina cautions, then they all hear it... the sound like that of an approaching tidal wave, shaking the cavern with ferocious power.

?A-a volcanic eruption?!? magenta asks incredulously. *Her question is answered as a huge giant winged lizard suddenly explodes out of the ground, creating a huge crater of magma in the ground. The ferocious Dragon (for that is what it is) growls at the party and opens a jaw lined with sharp teeth in a ferocious roar, as flames erupt from it?s maw.*

?Oh damnit all to hell? magenta swore, as she hastily dodged the beast?s fiery breath.

?Everybody, split up!? Cienna commands, and begins moving to get behind the huge Dragon.

*Lina and Astra comply, the RAcaseal rushing to the left, and scythe-wielding Newearl running to the right. They strike at the beast?s sides simultaneously, just as magenta casts shifta and deband upon the group. The giant Dragon roars in pain, as wounds open along it?s sides, but it is still standing and angrier than ever.*

?This should calm you down!? Cienna reaches up and loads her... spread needle. ?Nighty night!? she says gleefully dodging the sweep of the Dragon?s tail and aiming at the Dragon?s wide posterior.

*TWANG, the darts full of tranquilizing needles slam into the scaley behind of the Dragon. The giant beast?s eyes bulge in pain and grow wide and round as sawcers. (That was an intential typo http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif )*

?TIMMMBERRR!? Cienna shouts as the Dragon goes rigid and begins toppling to its left side.

*Astra scampers away quickly, but Lina is unable to move away fast enough to avoid being squashed by the huge Lizard. With a sickening sound, the Dragon impales its long leathery neck upon the yellow female android (Yes, you know it has got to be dead after that. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif )*

?Oh my,? magenta comments looking at the gruesome yet hilarious sight of Lina?s head and shoulders poking out of the Dragon?s neck as her body remains imbedded inside.

?304 HELP!? Lina cries.

*After debating awhile, the three others decide on a plan of action, and cast three simultaneous Rabartas at the body of the fallen dragon. Lina gives a violent shake and shatters her frozen prison of flesh, bone, and skin. She picks up a fallen piece of frozen Dragon flesh, and gleefully pops it in her mouth! The other three are immediately sick.*

?How can you EAT that?!? Cienna exclaims.

?But it has the same consistency and nutrients as a ?mate. Try some!? Lina winks and holds out another piece. (Lina has odd eating habits ^_^;;; )

?No way!? the others cry and run far away from the eccentric android, who stares at them with her cute adorable confused look. (albeit with some dragon blood flowing down her chin)

*A teleporter suddenly appears in front of the three fleeing ladies and they are whisked away. Lina finishes her disgusting meal and wiping blood from her face, walks into the teleporter as well. The team reappears back inside the Forest.*

?*sniff sniff* Is that fine imported bourbon I smell?? magenta demands suddenly. The two Newearls immediately look at Lina who shrugs and says ?It isn?t me, I prefer Garanz battery fluid anyhow.?

?Look! Over there!? Astra points to an upended flask lying partially hidden among the bushes.

?And listen!? Lina added. They all put their hands to their ears (or in Lina?s case, hearing servos, whatever) In the distance they hear what sounds like a wounded hildebear, but it also sounded a little strange...

?Come on! Let?s go check it out!? Cienna commanded.

?Let?s not, and say we did. All I really want to do is go home, take a nice long bath, and then...? magenta began, but the others ignored her of course.

*A strange sight meets their eyes. It appears the wounded hildebear had somehow ingested a small amount of bourbon and was mad as a drunk monkey. Nearby lay an unconcious purple HUmar, likely the one who had wounded the bear, as his blade was stained with some blood. A Bana Mag lay on the floor next to the Humar, also apprently knocked out.*

?What should we do?? Lina whispered to Cienna. (Yes, Lina can whisper when she wants to. She isn?t always hyper, you know. Well, maybe most of the time.)

?We do this!? magenta suddenly shouts and rushes at the enraged and drunken Hildebear.

*CHOP* with the force of Lina?s native-hating brave knuckles powering her karate chop, magenta slams her outstretched right hand into the mid-section of the Hildebear right at the portion where the torso meets the hips, and... cleaves the beast in two. *Astra?s jaw drops to the floor*

?Yep, that?s the power of the brave knuckles alright,? Cienna and Lina exchange a knowing wink.

*The death of their brother brings back the other three hildebear, but upon seeing the grizzly sight of the remains of the dead Hildebear and magenta standing triumphantly over the body with her right hand still spattered with gore, they wisely decide to beat a hasty retreat. Cienna stings their behinds with her spread needle anyways, which increases the spead of the lumbering beasts?s retreat.*

*Lina kneels to check on the unconcious HUmar.* ?I don?t think the Hildebears got him, probably passed out drunk.? *the RAcaseal takes out a moon atomizer and waves it under the human male?s nose, with a snort, Fargo (for that is who it is) wakes up*

?Whar--who ish it? Where am I?? he mumbles still drunkenly. Slowly he looks around at the four female faces looking down at him, ?Am I in Heaven? can I has a kiss preddy laddyssh??

*Chop* magenta fells him with a light slap to the neck. ?I could really get used to these things,? she comments.

?Aww, I just used a moon atomizer on him, magenta? Lina complains.

?He deserved it, getting himself, his MAG, and that Hildebear drunk. No common sense at all,? the FOmarl stated defensively.

?Anyway I?m tired, dirty, and I do not want to be dealing with drunken men at the moment. [added in: Although the this drunken Bana MAG perks my interest. Bring it along, I?d like to run some tests on it.] Let?s pipe back to the ship already. I?m sure the others have already finished their rounds.? so saying, magenta casts a ryuker and teleports back up to the Pioneer 2 hospital.

The others follow, Lina carrying the fainted Bana dutifully. [This part would not have occured if Fargo was saved by Ragie, after the fleeing hildebears come back to heap more abuse on the prone purple clad HUmar.]: and Cienna and Astra dragging the limp form of Fargo. (whose hand still seems concious enough to try to feel up his rescuers, but goes limp again after a sharp slap from Cienna)

THE END... for now.
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I?m thinking of introducing Crushinator in my next mission (which will be in the mines, any victi- er I mean volunteers for the mission? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif )

VampireLR

Apr 3, 2001, 01:54 AM

Sciler hunny, the one following you is Kindred not Vampiric One *laugh* but I'm all confused now are we moving this fan fic to another place or what..?

Mina

Apr 3, 2001, 02:49 AM

Hehe maybe they sould make a Fanfic Fourm

----------Mina ^.-

watashiwa

Apr 3, 2001, 05:03 AM

WTF is this BS? This thread is pretty gay. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_eek.gif You all should be ashamed of yourselves. :/

Mina

Apr 3, 2001, 06:46 AM

HOW RUDE!

magenta

Apr 3, 2001, 07:53 AM

magenta went up to her room in pioneer 2, deciding to take a break from the business of medic duty earlier, where she, lina, cienna, and astra found another very big fire emitting lizard.. very useful magenta considered since it added more data to her current tasks of finding possible locations for high sources of dark energy.. suddenly she heard a loud crash, and a bang..

"ackkk... silly bana...noo". she rushed to her cellar to find the bana flying in odd circular patterns, swooping near the ground at regular intervals. then she looked at her stash of "for-scientific research purposes only" alcohol, and saw what the mag had done.
"oh crikey o'reilly...1979 scottish highland whiskey..all gone.. and the jack daniels... oh no.." Magenta sighed, and then screamed as she knows that without her jack daniels she is not gonna have many good nights this month (he he)..
"bloody mag... cmon here, im gonna fix you right now.." The mag stared at her, and sensing her anger, it immediately brought up its PB meter, but because it was drunk, it just couldnt pull the photon blast off. Instead the mag valiantly flew past magenta, to try and escape her wraith, But magenta casted rabarta, and froze the wee thing on the spot..

"he he.. im gonna download all those tortorously boring old alcoholics anonymous self help videos into your head, you cute bana." Magenta said with pretend-sadistic glee. " and them im gonna take samples of your bio-technic neurocircuitry, and find out the true extent of the affects of alcohol on you.." With that, magenta went rushed off to her lab with the bana (trapped in a block of ice) in hand.

Much later.. Magenta got herself dressed up, with her lovely purple evening wear, consisting of a skirt that goes just above her knee (which is about as revealing as she will go) and a tight polo necked long sleeved top, with a cut across that slightly reveals her chest. She had called mina, lina, and cienna earlier, for a night out, deciding that to be well deserved after working all the week, either on medic duty or in her lab.

"Bana, cmon over here.." she called, and the revitilized techno-organic creature happily flew by magenta's side, followed by magenta's beastly looking naga. Magenta patted the banas head with her head, then she grabbed an empty bottle of wine, and bought up to the mag.. naga flew to the back of magentas head, while bana looked at the wine bottle. For a moment the bana hovered quietly considering the wine bottle before him, sensing the presence of the alcohol that was in.. Then the bana reversed back away from it, shaking its body left and right in denial..

"thats good,.. so no more alcohol for you sweety" magenta giggled, "now lets go to the bar".

Magenta arrived early at the bar, to check the atmosphere, it was quiet, which was nice. she looked a round and saw a few familiar faces, the ifurita twins who she waved to, and vampire lr and his group of intrepids.

Then she felt a tap on her shoulder. She looked backed and saw Fargo, and emperor rage. Fargo smiled, "Hello there, I see youve got my mag with you,..ermm.. can I.. ermm.. Have i back please."

"Now there's a thought,.." she said, then she abruptly stuck her hand up in the air, waving it in circles. The suddeness of her movement caused Fargo to panic and back away, as did emperor rage.

In a professorial tone, magenta went on, "Did you know how much trouble mag this cost me, not to mention how much "for scientific research only" alcohol it drank".."

"errr.. nooo..." fargo replied, looking rather nervous , "but im suree its quite a bit, dont worry ill repay you.."

"BAH!!" magenta exclaimed, "repayment is irrelevant, taking care of your mag is not.." and with a sligh note "though examing your mag, i did find out more about mag neurocircuitry in general.."

"huh.." replied a confused emperor rage.
"oh nevermind, just take your mag, and be on your way, and though i've managed to cure its alcoholism pllleaaasse dont temp it to drink again.."

"ok dokey" With that Fargo called his bana, and the mag flew from magenta's shoulder (where it was enjoying a quiet chat with naga) to Fargo's. Fargo bopped up and down with joy, as emperor rage smiled and gave magenta a thumbs up..

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hey im a nice doctor m'kay.

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magenta

Apr 3, 2001, 08:03 AM

Magenta wondered around the bar, occasionally patting her mag, while thinking about her current research. Suddenly she spotted an android dressed all in yellow, it was lina, and next to hear was elanor and mina, obviously having a good laugh..."hmm wonder what that cat fight was all bout, are they still after the same lad, iceblink, poor lad."

Then something came across magenta's mind, "ohh.. hang on.. mina's not supposed to be here, shes too young.. how did she get in?"

Ukyou

Apr 3, 2001, 08:34 AM

*decides to quickly glance at PSOW before going to sleep... hey Iceblink's fanfic...why not? oh crap, 9 pages...what have I gotten myself into?*

Hey, this stuff's great, I'm printing this all out ^_^

Sciler

Apr 3, 2001, 09:56 AM

((Watishiwa-that wasnt very nice at all....if you dont ahve anything nice to say, dont say anything at all....we happen to enjoy this thread, dont like it, dont read it....and if you were joking, you should have stated so, but as of now it was very rude))

~gets hot from waiting down in the ruins, expecting others to follow her but no one did, so she takes the teleporter back to the top adn find Icey, Mina, Kindred**(heh oops) and anyone else that was with them, and she waits there with her hands on her hips, tapping her foot waiting on everyone, making sure to wink at Icey anytime he happens to glance her way~<center>

IceBlink

Apr 3, 2001, 10:21 AM

Heee... this is a little silly.... but who cares? ^_^ It's amusing a lot of people, so... ^_^

Hmm... should we move this? And if so, where to?

But for now...

Uh... most of us are back on Pioneer 2, right? ^_^;

- - -

As I wait there, sweating nervously at some of the girls' gazes towards me (yes, I have no idea how it happened either), I finally decide to call it a day.

"Uh.. well... I have to go now! I'll see you some other time!" I say, and pop open a telepipe to the bus station, and from there, take a bus home before anyone realises what I'm doing.

Having finally escaped everyone, I decide to do the sensible thing and go back to my apartment to sleep... only....

Practically everyone on Pioneer 2 now knows where I live... ack.

Well, there's only one way left to go. Packing my bag with equipment and items, I see Apsaras packing in Moons and Stars into it's own bag too (don't ask how it picked them up or why I got it a bag).

"Chirp"

Hmm? I look at the Rag Rappy and see that it's got a backpack on... heh heh... god... funny...

Anyway, with a flash of a telepipe (heh, I never use public transfort anymore... well, rarely, anyway), I appear outside a house, along with Pikachu and Apsaras.

And knocking on the door, it opens, and I'm greeted by a mag, which spins around my head in delight.

"Hello, Ila,"

Heh heh... surprised?

"IceBlink-oniichan? Wai!" Lyric giggles, and ushers us into her apartment. She may be young, but she's very capable of looking after herself... I pay for her apartment and such, but in this sector of town, she's more protected and safe...

Yadda yadda, I'm too nice for my own good. Heh.

In the apartment, it's all pink and such, which fits with her section ID. Everyone is issued one of those when they become a 'hunter'. And... well... I started teaching her how to use techniques to protect herself...

I think she was one of the youngest kids ever to counter bullying with a dose of Grants... scary... heh.

Still, her apartment is as safe a place as any to get some sleep FINALLY.

And so... I realise I can't sleep.

Maybe I was too used to the company of others? I get up, and getting changed into my armour and weapons, I notice Pikachu and Apsaras are waiting for me. Heh.

"Chirp!" "*beep*"

Heh... same here. I pat both of them, and they're content. Well, since we can't get to sleep... let's do some huntin'.

And when I creep into the living room, the lights pop on, and... there's Lyric, waiting for me, dressed in her FOmarl clothing and Ila floating.

"Heeee... I'm going too!"

Well... can't hurt too much, right?

Still... we telepipe discreetly to the city, and then, it's like the biggest game of cat and mouse. Getting through the city without being spied.

We pass the bar, dressed in ridicious overcoats (bah, I dunno what Lyric was thinking), and we make our way over to the Hunter's Guild...

And there, we see everyone! I guess they all had the same idea as me...

Pikachu, in his overcoat and hat, chirps at me, and points at a group of people. Uh-oh...

Well, I wonder how long this disguise will last...? I touch the Trifluids which are visible on my shield arm... I think I will be needing them soon...

Lyric giggles slightly. "Don't worry! These disguises are foolproof!"

"Heh... I dunno..."
- - -

New mission? ^_^ And should we move this...?

KodiaX987

Apr 3, 2001, 10:27 AM

...Just then a couple of people are spotted hiding behind Mina, or at least trying to. She could see IceBlink, Vampiric One, KodiaX, and a few others trembling with fear.

"What is it now?" asks Magenta. "Did I put on the wrong clothes? Did I forget to put the security on my handgun?..."

IceBlink cautiously stands up.

"Okay look..." he says. "Basically she is our human shield because, well, we are afraid... And she's not!"

Magenta looks just as confused as Lina. KodiaX continues.

"See, one fine day, in my teenage years, me and a friend decided to do a Halloween prank. We bought a black and neon-green RAcaseal frame, stuffed it with circuitboards, and programmed it to do two things: one, go to the Halloween party at the local school, and two, scare the hell out of everybody. Objective one was accomplished. Now, her goal in life is to scare the HELL out of EVERYBODY! And we just got news that she's back!"

Vampiric runs to hide under a table with IceBlink. Several others follow suit, until you know they are all under the table. In the meantime, the androids (Elenor, Lina & friends) begin to talk to each other at breathtaking speed. After a while they shrug and go to order some Garanz battery fluid.

*..............eeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!*

Magenta looks around. She looks at her friends to see if anyone suddenly morphed into a rusty Dubhic. Besides IceBlink wearing Delbaser feet she notices nothing unusual.

Elenor's had enough. "Okay! Cut off the cheesy suspense! It's not Scary Movie!"
"Uhhh, Elenor? It IS Scary Movie... That story is a comedy, remember?"
(whisper)Oh, sorry(whisper)

And Elenor goes on with an unconvincing scream of panic. Sweatdrops from the general music. Right on cue, the lights go out. The bartender takes his hand away from the switch and makes a thumbs-up at the story director becuase the thing is so expectable.

And then two, huge, horrifying shadows appear in the door frame. They step in and look around.

"There must have been a fight again." states Akumi.
"They were drunk too! Look, everyone's under the tables" Sciler exclaims.

Akumi kicks one of the bodies.

"OW! My eye!" IceBlink shouts.

"Hey, it's alive!"

"Duh.........."

Flashes of thunder outside....

"Aw man!!" shouts the Bartender. "Neon's broken again!"

Some kind of wierd glowing......... thingy comes in. It's possible to see a pair of orbs for the eyes, a triangle for the suit, a few rectangles for the flaps of the suit, and a rectangles on the feet, along with some other stripes on the bow behind the RAcaseal.

After a few looks around, she turns on the lights and exclaims "WAZAAAAAAAPP!!!"

Screams from the (so-called) heroes. The whole panic is not generated by the surprize wazzup but by the fact that our new insane RAcaseal is wielding a Chain Sawd and her face frozen in some kind of shap-toothed grin like the one you see somethimes on Hexadecimal from Reboot. (if you don't know this show, good for ya; it sucks!)

"Cool, the lights are back on." States Akumi while she and Sciler are drinking at the bar, not having noticed a thing. A quick tap on the shoulder of the two. A 180 degree turn, and a big hyper-Anime-scream manage to do the trick.

Heck, you would scream too, if you turned around and found yourself nose to nose with a robot with glowing green eyes and a perpetual evil grin.

"So much for a new character in the story..."
"Waddya want? My mind is blank!!"
"You shouldn't have written then."
"Yeah but I wanna contribute."
"Then stop writing!"
"But I love writing!!"

KodiaX and Lina get into a fistfight. KodiaX is knocked down senseless by one of Lina's metal punches. Lina strikes a V again in the usual fashion while everyone just stares blankly at the two.

"Yo, how many people do we have in this story now?"
"One... two... three... four... five..."
"Six... seven... eight... nine..."
"Thirteen... seventy-nine... forty-twelve... ninety-ten..."
"This is confusing!!"
"Hey, we told you it was a soap!"
"Besides were are having fun."
"Yeah! We gotta be funny!"
"But wait, you were not funny this time; you were scary!"
"I tried to be funny..."
"You were not even scary?"
"Why you b****..."
"Bas****!!"

Lina knocks KodiaX senseless again...

Sciler

Apr 3, 2001, 12:14 PM

~After screaming to go along with the robot and its evil exterior, she tosses her drink in it and kicks it hard causing it to tumble backwards and land on its back and a loud OUCH! is heard adn Sci and Akumi both raise thier eyebrows and Akumi being the more forward one trots over to the now downed robot, and straddles its chest, pinging her fingernails on its metal exterior~ Now hwat have we here... ~grins as she feels this is running like a bad scooby doo episode~ Anyone wish to do the honors? ~she she taps the forehead of the robot waiting for somoene to come over as she has it straddled to pull the robot head off to reveal the secret identity underneath~<center>

KodiaX987

Apr 3, 2001, 03:33 PM

PS: I had to run off before I could finish my (really lame) part of the story. So just to describe the new insane thingie in a nutshell, she's supposed to be a new character of mine on PSO (if you have read by thread about it...) which I will name Shurikane (because I had the word Shuriken stuck in my head at the time for some odd reason). But if I don't like the way things go with this one (as in terms of gameplay; I don't know yet how a RAcaseal handles exactly), I might just delete the new character and kill it off the story, unless told otherwise by the rest of the IBWL (IceBlink's Wierd Life) team.
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Therefore, Akumi (right?) pulls the head off.

*RRRRRIIIIIPPPPP...*

"Nice work. Now we have a headless robot who's gonna scare the hell out of everybody!!"

Lina knocks KodiaX's groin senseless.
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KodiaX 987 --- HUmar Lv77

Blue Hair, Blue suit.

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Today's menu? Varista bullets.

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Sciler

Apr 3, 2001, 03:41 PM

((lol i didnt know, i jus posted something trying to be humourous))

~akumi looks at the robot head and falls over with laughter~ Ooops...my bad...~continues to roll around on the floor in her fit of laughter before she finally just lays there catching her breath, wiping hte tears from her eyes and cheeks~<center>

Fargo

Apr 3, 2001, 07:38 PM

Fargo and Rage were standing at the bar, which, considering the battle that had raged in there less than 24 hours ago, was spick, span and sparkling - those hoova-droids did wonders...
Rage finished knocking back his beer and Fargo ordered in two more from the dusky Newman female tending - it was early, so she was the only bar-staff working - come a few hours and there'd be four more tenders crammed behind the bar to deal with the demand... sometimes the wait for service got up to 9 people thick - which was usually when tempers frayed and blood got sprayed (or beta-fluid depending on who was doing the spraying)
"So, I never got round to thanking you for the save - you must have made short work of those Hildebears - you haven't got a scratch on you!" Said Fargo, handing Rage his icey cold bevarage.
"Um, actually..." Rage drank quite quickly before finishing his sentence...
"It wasn't me that found you..."
"WHAT?" yelled Fargo (some heads turned to see what the commotion was, then turned back to their owners respective businesses)
"You, see, it was Dr. Magenta and the team she was with that found you, got rid of the Hildebears and brought you back..."
"Dr. Magenta? She's that FOmar I saw down on Ragol - I watched her and two droids rescue some FOnewearl - They must've been on medic duty..." Fargo pondered.
"Yeah, but she didn't have the resources to heal you there and then, so they brought you back, saw me and basically bullied me into taking you to the hospital - You know, you weigh alot more than you look."
"So remind me why I'm thanking you and not her?" Fargo replied, the smile on his face indicating that he didn't really mind buying Rage's drinks for him. He was happy to have found someone to talk to - Pioneer 2, despite it's vast size could be a bit lonely sometimes...
"So what's she like, this FOmar? Magenta is it? I can't really remember much - what with being drunk and unconscious and all..."
"Well, she's pretty smart - She's got her Doctorate, obviously - she's clever enough to make Dr. Montague nervous, that's for sure!" answerd Rage, as he returned the favour and ordered two more beers from the Tender, who was busy trying to look like she wasn't listening to their conversation.
"She's also quite a hands on fighter in combat - she's really quite fearless - she saw off that Hildebear pack without a second thought" Rage paused and the two took a hefty swig from their glasses.
"But I'm surprised - apparantly you were going through that leary stage in drunkeness when they found you - making suggestive remarks to the cassies..."
"Oh god, no..." Fargo went red with embarrasment...
"Heh! Not all, my friend, not all by far - you managed to get away with trying to feel up Dr. Magenta herself - and only got knocked unconscious for your efforts!"
Fargo sweatdropped and sprayed a mouthfull of beer across the bar and into the ear of the nosey Newman
"~Urk!~"
"I think she must be going soft - the last guy to try that had to carry the offending arm to the MED labs to get it sewn back on..."
BIG sweatdrop, more beer sprayed.
"Oh, that's reassuring... you sure she wasn't just laying off on me till I got better?"
"Not her style - Dr. Magenta doesn't lke to brood - not good for logical thought she says."
"She coming here later on?" Fargo questioned, wide eyed in half hope and half terror.
"Oh, without doubt. You share drinking tastes, and this place serves the best whiskey on Pioneer 2."
"She's got Bana, right?"
"Yeah, she said she's run some tests and detox the poor thing..."
"I hope it's alright - if I'd known alcohol was bad for mags I'd have never given Bana any..."
"Well, she'll be here in a couple of hours, you can find out from her how things went." reassured Rage.

***

Fargo

Apr 3, 2001, 08:50 PM

***

A few hours later...

By now, Fargo and Rage had drunk enough to get pleasantly merry while they waited for others to arrive - Fargo a little more in trepidation of meeting all these new faces - but not blind drunk - not a repeat of earlier - that might not impress anybody too much...
Rage was just telling Fargo about the time he slaughtered one of those vile De Rol Le creatures in under two minutes, when Dr. Magenta arrived, out of her elaborate FOrce gear and wearing quite a fetching purple skirt and Poloneck. Fargo squirmed as he saw her - he was still in his somewhat bashed up HUnter suit and was beginning to feel a leetle crusty, and unwashed in such radiant company...
Oh well, the bar was still relatively quite, and she seemed to be in a good mood, smiling at some known faces that had arrived earlier.
*Gulp* Fargo stood up, his face reddening.
Rage turned to see what Fargo was rising for, spotted Magenta and chuckled quietly to himself.
Magenta's back was turned, and sensing that the best approach would be now, Fargo made his move...
...when he got there of course, the field of choices and decisions to be made widened dramatically, and Fargo wished he could be as gruff and carefree as most of the other HUnters appeared. He opted to tap very, very gently on the tall FOrcer's shoulder.
Magenta turned round, and with her turned Bana.
"Umm... Hello there, I see you've got my Bana with you... erm... *gulp* can I... erm... have it back, please..?" He stammered.
"Now there's a thought" Stated Magenta, and moved her arm upwards with such speed Fargo was certain he was about to be smacked for his impetuousness... even Rage winced - Magenta was by no means predictable and was prone to do just about anything she felt - high level FOrcers often were.
Instead, she twirled her fingers in a circle over her head.
"Do you know how much trouble this mag cost me, not to mention how much *ahem* "for scientific research only" alcohol it drank..." She stated in her bestest proffesorial tone.
Fargo went weak at the knees under her school teacher stare.
"Er, no..." Fargo sweatdropped.
"But however much damage it did, I'll repay yo, don't you worry..." Fargo could feel his cheeks practically burn with shame.
"BAH!!" magenta exclaimed, "repayment is irrelevant, taking care of your mag is not.." and with a sly note: "though examing your mag, I did find out more about mag neurocircuitry in general.."
Emporer Rage looked bewildered. Fargo looked terrified.
"Oh nevermind, just take your mag, and be on your way, and though i've managed to cure its alcoholism pllleaaasse dont temp it to drink again.." Magenta stated, with just the right air of indifference.
"Okey Doke" *Okey Doke? what kind of thing was that to say? he felt like a fool*
"C'mere Bana" Bana, who had been chattering away to the fearsome looking Naga floating by Magenta's shoulder, tinkled goodbye to it's new found friend and floated over to Fargo and bleeped it's delight at being back with it's master! "Hey, how you doing?!" whispered Fargo, and making sure no one could see him, bobbed a bit as dictated by the greeting style of his Mag.
Magenta, caught it out of the corner of her eye, and smiled. Rage gave her the thumbs up, and she nodded in acknowledgement, and went off to speak to the three RAcaseals that had just walked in - the little underage Mina yet again getting past the doorman.
Fargo went and sat back down next to Rage.
"Do you know, that was quite possibly the singular most terrifying moment of my life - I've solo'ed Dark Falz, I've partied with four Sinow Beats with my bare hands and I've even surfed on the back of De Rol Le - but, nothing, and I mean, nothing, compares to her..."
"Ach, you get used to it!" laughed Rage.

***

The evening went on as evenings do in bars after that, with copious ammounts of alcohol and Battery fluid being consumed (well, except for Mina, who was drinking Coke (the carbon based Droid drink, not the fizzy stuff Human stomachs could process) under the watchfull eye of Magenta who had had quite enough of dealing with drunks for one day... who was also trying to catch Fargo in the act of staring at her, much to her amusement...)
When all hell had broken loose - yet again - surely the FORCER & FIRKIN was getting a bad reputation for brawls by now? - with the arrival of one scarey as hell looking neon turquiose and Balck RAcaseal.
Eventually, everybody's screaming and panicking ends when the droid hits the floor and a forward HUnewearl named Akumi straddles it's chest and wrenches it's head off - beleiving it to be some kind of halloween prank a few months too early.
Fargo, now thouroughly engrossed with the proceedings (and thouroughly confused as well) couldn't help but think "great two nights in a row with some droid getting their head ripped off - thank god nobody's tried doing it to fleshies" *shudder*
Then to make matters even more strange, the droid called Lina kicked the HUmar named Kodiax in the groin, and the HUnewearl who pulled of the offending droid's head had started to laugh uncontrollably...
Where the hell was it going to go from there? And what the hell was IceBlink and his crew doing wearing greatcoats?
Fargo downed his glass of Jim Bean, and stood up...

Fargo

Apr 3, 2001, 09:01 PM

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*ooh, nice re-cap there, Fargo, why didn't you write something new, instead of spending a thousand odd words on rewriting whats gone on before???*

um, yeah, sorry about that and all - I just thought I'd put Fargo's pespective on the recent occurences and tie up a few loose ends that were wandering into the realms of mis-continuity... there's always two sides to every story *ahem* well, okay, about seven sides to this one, but that's why it seems to be going from strength to strength...
hope nobody minds, but anyway, it looks as if the next adventure is on it's way - whether it features a headless RAcaseal or not remains to be seen...!! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

On the whole idea about this being moved, I'm up for it, but only so long as nothing anyone's written changes - It's the faster lading time I'd like to see! I'm going to copy everything tonight to make sure nothing gets lost - I don't want to see this dissapear, and I doubt very much that IceBlink wants to see his demon child slip out of his grasp!

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magenta

Apr 4, 2001, 07:46 AM

Lol Fargo... great return..
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Magenta sighed as she saw akumi parade the head on an android, with that androids body getting up a few moments and later chasing akumi to get it back..

"oh dear...this place has indeed got a reputation by now.."

then she felt something.. she looked around and immediately saw fargo staring at her..in something akin to admiration.."good grief" magenta thought "the lad better not have a crush on me, im a croning 27 years old, and hes just barely old enough to be in the bar." but then magenta smiled, and reminded herself of how she and her friend, diana (before her disappearence in ragol), used to attract plenty of attention from the men, and in some cases, women.. "lol." she laughed to herself, "oh my friend, i wish you were back here. "

with that magenta walked towards the mina, who went red faced, since the last time she went even near a bar magenta gave her a few stern words about it. In a panic mina showed magenta her glass "don worry, its coke."

"thats okay i didnt come here to tell you off..er..again.. just want to know who will be on medic duty tomorrow."

"well i dunno, iceblink seems to be on it almost everyday, and well y'know what this crowd is like, they follow him here there - everywhere.. and speaking of iceblink, i saw him earlier, wearing a long trenchcoat, with his sister, also wearing a similar coat.. and whats more strange is that he seems to be avoiding everyone.."

"everyone..hmm.. perhaps just akumi" replied magenta, as she looked over her shoulder to glance akumi having fits of laughter on the floor with the androids head rolling nearby..she sighed again.. and mina let out a giggle.

"Anyway" magenta returned. "i asked about tomorrow, since if im on medic duty..well..its just that i cant go.. i have other... err.. errands.. or study work to do on ragol."

"suuure magenta..i might just go medic duty tomorrow, with y'know, cienna, astra, and maybe lina.. though i aint too sure... ill tell the board anyway"

"thankiess mina, ill perhaps see you tommorrow".. with that magenta walked off..good thing too since dr montague, the eccentric and egotistical head scientist of pioneer2 just arrived..

KodiaX987

Apr 4, 2001, 09:56 AM

KodiaX's favorite muscle is still hurting so he can barely speak below the Michael Jackson pitch. Akumi and Lina are playing soccer with Shurikane's severed head, while the body is sitting on the floor, tapping a foot impatiently. Fargo seems to be having a good time, although it's hard to see with such swollen eyes - where's the Trimate again?...

After what seems hours of agony and pain - or more precisely, 15 seconds and a half - KodiaX gets up and manages to go to the bar and order some root beer.

Yeah, root beer still exists. Because I said so. HA!

"Let's see..." he mutters. "I have been scared by my own halloween prank, kicked and punched by Lina... Only Elenor left now... Well, I won't wait for bad stuff to come down on me; I'll provoke it myself, and it's gonna be done. ELENOR?"

"Yes?"

"Could you do something bad to me so that I won't need to nervously wait for it to hapen unexpectedly?"

Confused look from the pink RAcaseal.

"Okay, have you seen Shurikane?"

"Yes."

"Have you seen Lina."

"Yes."

"Have you seen what they have done to me?"

"No."

Huge silence, at least for those two... Elenor finally walks away.
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"And she gets into the enemy lines, past the defense, the kick... GOAL!!!"

Shurikane's head smashes into a TV. The game has become spicy since the RAcaseal had enough and began to try and grab her head back. Not easy when your eyes are rolling all over the place. So in the end, she looks just as drunk as the rest.

"Hey that's a pretty good demo for PSv2..."

"Yeah, you're right!"

In so, Magenta, Elenor, Sciler, Rage, Fargo, and Mina join into a soccer game right innside the bar, using two broken TVs as goal.

"Ohhhhh, it's the ball game!!" shouts Elenor as she kicks the head... in the wrong direction, knocking KodiaX down cold.

"Over here!" Lina exclaims to her teammates Sciler, Rage, and Mina. The opposing team: Magenta, Akumi, Fargo, and Elenor.

"IceBlink! Join in!" another shout from someone in the game.

IceBlink has been sitting there like an idiot for several minutes because no one wrote about his part. Poor IceBlink...

Shurikane manages to get up and walk over to IceBlink. Clumsily writing on a piece of paper, she hands the note to him: "Please put my head back on!!"

Will IceBlink gets the neon RAcaseal's head?... Or join in the soccer game?... Or go insane and destroy Pioneer II with his oh so powerful and evil writing skill?! *Ta, da-da-dammmmmm....*

SaitoH

Apr 4, 2001, 10:26 AM

This was going to be added into the current storyline but I couldn't find an opening. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif So I decided to do a side story, shamelessly featuring my PSO characters. I have been having a problem keeping all of the characters involved in this running fanfic straight. I do intend to include more people in part 2. This is my first attempt at a fanfic. The punctuation and gramar maybe a little rough but I hope you enjoy.
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A horrible screaching sound reveberates off the cold metal walls of pioneer 2. From the Pioneer 2 lobby Emporer Rage looks up from the comic he is reading, "WTF!" he says, then returns to reading.

At the same time, from a deep sleep Iceblink suddenly awakens, "What is that awefull sound? Did pioneer 2 just hit something?"Jumping out off bed and quickly dressing. IceBlink takes off with Apsaras in tow. "It sounds like its coming from down the hall. More specfically from Aviendha's apartment," knocking on the door Iceblink says, "Aviendha? are you all right?" Iceblink sweatdrops, "Aviendha?"

Just then there is a tap on his should. "AHHHHH!", Iceblink yells turning around quickly. A cute yellow RAcaseal stands before him, "Sheesh Lina don't do that."

"Gomen , Icechan", Lina says melodically.

"Ice-chan?" Iceblink facefaults, "Anyway, what are you doing here?"

Suddenly the silence was broken again by a resounding "SLAP!"

"That came from Aviendha's room", Iceblink exclaimed. Lina looked to Iceblink and and they both entered the brightly lit apartment. To there amazement Pirotess was sprawled out on the floor. Her left hand pressed to bright red cheek.

On the verge of tears Pirotess cryed out, " It wasn't my fault Aviendha"

As if on cue Aviendha began sobbing, "MY beloved Frying Pan is GOONNEE!"

Taking a couple of unsteady steps she stumbles towards Iceblink. Suddenly she swoons. Lina deftly catches Aviendha just before she falls into Iceblinks arms. Lina looks down to see If Aviendha is ok and notices her glaring. Suprised, she hears Aviendha whisper,"Damn you, stupid rappy robot, I was almost in his arms". Just as suddenly as Aviendha had fallen she stands back up and began smoothing her dress.

"Goodness, poor Lady Aviendha has been so grief stricken, since her frying pan was stolen", moans Megumi-chan.

Aviendha cries , "It was all muscle girl and toaster maid's fault"

Pirotess and Megumi-chan facefault, "Our fault, why you stuck up, snobby..."yelled Pirotess still rubbing her sore cheek.

"All of you calm down!", Iceblink demanded. Everyone's eyes turned towards him, "Just tell me what exactly happened step by step."

Through the tears and arguing Iceblink was able to find out what happened. The renowned thief, TWEAK, had broken into the girls appartment knocking down Aviendha and wrenching the frying pan from her delicate fingers.

"If Miss Darkwolf had not happpened along during the struggle, Lady Aviendha may have been seriously harmed", said Megumi-chan, "you must help her Mr. Iceblink........Please!"

"Darkwolf-sama !", Lina gasped, "what is she doing here?" Lina began pacing back and forth.

Pirotess piped up, "She is supposed to be working on some top secret case." Pirotess then began to blush furiosly, "At least that's what i hear....." she sighs, "Darkwolf is sooo cool...." then trails off.

"AHEM!" Iceblink said clearing his throat, "I'm sorry but I cannot help you"

"WHAT!" the three girls cried forlornly.

"I'm really sorry but I have more important matters to attend to than finding your frying pan!" Iceblink exclaimed then realizing his error says," I am very sorry Aviendha. Truly I am."

Aviendha cried, "Who will help me apprend that vile miscrient TWEAK!"

"My sister." simply stated Iceblink

"Your sister!" the three girls exclaimed in unison

"Her name is Lyric-chan and she'll be right over." Iceblink said, "I just simple mailed her" Fumbling through his pockets he produced a small metallic communication device. "Lina, Magenta has simple mailed us, we have to go now."

"Gomen Aviendha, Pirotess and Megumi-chan. Genki genki!"added lina, giving her patented "V" sign.
And with that they both departed.

"Well that's a fine how do you do!", Aviendha said pouting. Unconsciosly she began to fiddle with her rather impressive hairdo. Then nervously added," I wonder what Iceblinks sister is like?"
Megumi-chan said," If she is anything like Mr. Iceblink she must be a real tough customer. An muscle bound amazon like Pirotess!"

"AMAZON!",screeched Pirotess leaping towards Megumi-chan , " I'll giva ya an amazon. You poor excuse for an appliance"

Suddenly there was a lite rapping at the door. Everyone froze. Aviendha, Pirotess and Megumi-chan made a mad dash for the control panel. Pirotess palm smacked the controlling device. It opened suddenly, revealing.......nothing?! Just when the trio was about to close the door there was a gentle tug at Aviendha's dress. Looking down she was suprised to see a very short, cute, girl standing before her.

"EEEEEE KAWAII!", Megumi-chan exclaimed

"Hello Aviendha onesan, boku wa Lyric-chan!" giggling she said, "I'm here to help you"

"This little girl is Iceblinks sister?!" Aviendha lamented, "What are we to do? How will I get back my frying pan?"

Then in a very dramatic fasion Aviendha faints.

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End of part 1.

[addsig]"The frying-pan-of-justice" Shall shine once more!
http://freepages.ugo.com/_ksi0701961605987758/saitoh/files/avisig.jpg

Pirotess lvl 85 HUnewear AVIENDHA lvl 95 FOmarl Megumi-chan lvl 5

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IceBlink

Apr 4, 2001, 10:40 AM

"IceBlink! Join in!" another shout from someone in the game.

IceBlink has been sitting there like an idiot for several minutes because no one wrote about his part. Poor IceBlink...

Shurikane manages to get up and walk over to IceBlink. Clumsily writing on a piece of paper, she hands the note to him: "Please put my head back on!!"

Will IceBlink gets the neon RAcaseal's head?... Or join in the soccer game?... Or go insane and destroy Pioneer II with his oh so powerful and evil writing skill?! *Ta, da-da-dammmmmm....*

Ah-hahaha... yes... "What about me? What about Raven... er, IceBlink?" ^_^;

Anyway...

- - -

Blinking at the headless android, I weighed the possiblities.

One - expose my identity and get the head.

Two - expose my identity and join in the game.

Three - follow my genetic programming and destroy Pioneer 2... uh, where did that come from?

Or...

Hmmm...

"Lyric?"

"Hai...!" the little FOmarl said, attempting to look like she was still in disguise even though our covers were already blown.

"Distract."

"Hai..!" she said, as she raised her arms, ready. With a wave of her arms, she smiled. "Rabarta!"

And then, the whole room turned to ice.

"Cold..." muttered Magenta, as she was surrounded by ice.

"Shouldn't have worn these skimpy clothes..." Akumi whispered. Shrugging, she leaned into the ice. "Then again... it's sort of soothing..."

Whilst the distraction was working, I leaped in, and throwing off my overcoat, and exposing my identity to everyone who didn't know I was there (which was probably no-one), I picked up the head and made a run for it.

Lyric bounced behind me, casting more barta and zonde spells... heh, I've taught her too much. And then, I place the head on Shurikane.

Well, I'm too nice for my own good, I guess.

With a quick "No problem," to the 'droid, I drag Lyric and run to the main pipe and telepipe down to the mines... where I was heading in the first place.

"Chirp!"

"... *beep*"

Heh. They're following me now... I can feel it...

"Look! Wow! So many robots!" Lyric giggled. Well, here we go...

I laughed as I pulled out my gungnir and Apsaras attached itself it my back.

My life was weird... but I loved it.

"Let's go, Lyric! Charge!" I shouted, raising the golden photon coloured partisan against the huge number of Gillchics and S-beats and Canadines.

"Hai! Lyric-chan, ikimamasu!" she shouted, as Ila span and casted Shifta and Deband.

"Chirp!" Pikachu went, flickering with zonde energy. I'll never know how it learnt how to do that...

And just for fun... I open up a telepipe, ready for the others to find me... if they escape from that ice. Heh.

And then, the battle started...

- - -

Heh heh... anyone escapes, they can join. ^_^ This battle, I suppose, is like the Endless Nightmare quests. Heh. ^_^

Sciler

Apr 4, 2001, 04:39 PM

~Sci and Akumi both sit and pout feeling unloved and unwanted...gets up and heads out to the lobby, and walks in circles around the lobby sulking~<center>

Fargo

Apr 4, 2001, 05:01 PM

Fargo tried to steal another glance in Dr. Magenta's direction, but yet again she
caught him in the act... "Damn! She must have eyes in the back of her head!" Fargo thought.
"Hey Fargo, heads up!" shouted Akumi as she kicked Shurikane's head in his direction.
Without a second's thought, Fargo leapt up and headed the heavy robot skull between the two
television 'goalposts'.
"GOOOOAAALLL!" screamed Akumi and Elenor, high fiving, as Fargo realised just exactly
what it was he'd just headed - and keeled over, his eyes momentarily turning into DC swirls...
The match was short lived however, for more reasons than simply Player injuries...

A) The owner of the bar had arrived, and blew a fuse when he saw the damage kicking a 40
pound RAcaseal head around a bar could accomplish, and had threatened to call security if
the match was not imediatly post-poned.

B) Magenta had made her excuses and was about to leave, since she'd noticed the arrival of
Pioneer 2's most famous, and frankly most egotistical Scientist, Dr. Montague - who she
didn't get on with, on account of Montague's incessant need to belittle her to make himself
look good in front of others.

and C) Shuriken had managed to get her head back...

...through use of pulling a Devil Launcher out, shoving the barrel up Akumi's nose, and
threatening 'consequences of dire proportions' if Akumi didn't relinquish her head. It was
just before Akumi attempted to ram a Photon Claw down the droid's exposed throat for the
offense of threatening her, that IceBlinks' little sister, Lyric interviened.
Sensing the tenseness of the situation, the tiny FOmarl cast Rabarta, freezing the members
of the bar that IceBlink and his greatcoated crew didn't want to recognise them.
Using the time he'd gained from Lyric's cunning sistraction, IceBlink leapt forward, pulled
Shurikane's head from out of the jukebox and kindly put it back on for the somewhat miffed
RAcaseal.
Meanwhile, Magenta definatly looked like she wished she'd worn more that evening, as she
shivered in the now meat-cooler-like atmosphere of the bar.
"Yeesh, a warning would have been appropriate somehow" She reprimanded.
"Sorry, Magenta, but we don't want to take any chances" IceBlink replied.
"Yeah, just what are you lot up to?" questioned Akumi, all thoughts of rearanging Shurikane
lost for the moment.
"I can't say, m'afraid" said IceBlink, conspiratorialy winking at his little sister.
and with that, IceBlink, Lyric, Ila and Pikachu, all dashed from the bar and to the main Ragol
Portal.
"What the hell is going on?" Demanded Rage, totally perplexed.
"I don't know, but I for one am certainly going to find out" stated Dr. Magenta, and stormed
out of the bar, pausing only to confirm with the giggling Akumi about teaming up for the next
day's Medic duty.

Fargo woke up from his momentary lapse into unconciousness with a dent that looked uncannily
like the impression of a RAcaseal's nose in his forehead.
"~Oog~ - Much pain - must have drink..."
Laughing, Emporer Rage once again picked the dazed Fargo of the floor, and propped him up on
a stool facing the bar, next to the equally out-of-it KodiaX, who was chatting away to Lina
and Mina, who had sensibly avoided the whole football fiasco.
"Hey, wanna drink?" Fargo asked this new drinking buddy, a lump on his head visibly growing.
"Yeah sure..." KodiaX replied, as Rage, Akumi, Elenor and Shurikan joined them.
"Okay, 6 pints of... oh. Damn" faultered Fargo.
"Whassamatta?" slurred KodiaX.
"We're the only ones in here who arent frozen."
everybody Facefaults. "..."

"So, who wants to go and find out what IceBlink's up to?" asked Akumi.
"Two teams of Four, right?" KodiaX inquired, giving out a couple of sobering Star Atomizers
out.
"What about Magenta?" asked Lina.
"We'll have to find her..." said Fargo
"She'll have gone home to change, no doubt." stated Rage.
"C'mon, lets get going. We can organise teams on Ragol.

The eight left the slowly defrosting FORCER & FIRKIN bar, exited the Guild Premesis, and were
about to enter the main portal when Magenta, now in a sparkly clean FOrce suit, ran up to them,
and said - 'Don't bother - I've found a Telepipe to wherever it is IceBlink and co. have gone."
"How do you know it's IceBlink's tele?" questioned KodiaX.
"There was a note in the middle - it said "Got your Greatcoats?!!" "

***

okay, another hefty one I know, but I've got everybody's stuff tied up!
You wouldn't believe the cross-referencing I've had to do to get this right!!!
Apologies to all whose fingers I may have stepped on getting this one coherent...
So, IceBlink, you better get on with revealing your intentions! Otherwise we're all a leetle
lost...! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

*note: sorry to sciler - was busy writing this when you posted, so I didn't get a chance to add your little bit in - hope you don't mind...*

Nawms

Apr 4, 2001, 06:02 PM

Iceblink, ive read many stories such as these but this one is probebly the best. I actually made it past the 2nd episode.

You should consider writing this all the time (which you most likely do considering how much you wrote. You must be bored) anyway my online name is Fitch and im lvl 30 something (not that high).

Keep writing!

KLin-304

Apr 4, 2001, 06:48 PM

Well if it is in mines, then it would be Endless Nightmare #3. I was planning on writing about going into the mines to search for more 304 model androids. No one has officially volunteered to help yet, though. So I guess I'll have to choose from the group Fargo has already pre-selected. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

Fargo

Apr 4, 2001, 07:05 PM

I'm hitting the story quite hard tonight (and tomorrow night) as I'm going to France for a week on Friday morning and I don't know if I'll get the chance to contribute for a whole week!!! - http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_frown.gif EEEK! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_frown.gif

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IceBlink

Apr 4, 2001, 07:13 PM

You wanna know the plot?

Okay... we're searching for LIna-304's lost siblings in the mines. ^_^ Hey, as... weird as my life is, even I can't manage to keep everyone tuning into this thread! ^_^

And Sciler, dear... don't worry... you'll get your part soon... ^_^;

Anyone who's reading, thanks for reading. ^_^

Anyone who's wrote saying how much they like it, thanks even more. ^_^;

Wow... over 1200 views... ^_^;

And... do I get bored? No... well, yeah, at the start, which is why I wrote it... but it's grown on me. ^_^

And thanks to the moderators for allowing this thread to live. ^_^;;

Fargo

Apr 4, 2001, 07:59 PM

small thought - Cienna hasn't appeared yet... Anyone else coming?

So far we've got:
IceBlink, Ila, Lyric, Pikachu, Kodiax, Magenta, Emporer Rage, Lina, Mina, Fargo, Akumi, Elenor, and Shurikane that makes 13 - if we had 16 there would be 4 full teams...

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Nawms

Apr 4, 2001, 09:03 PM

IceBlink, this story rocks. Im reading every episode.

One question though. I know this is a comedy but can something tragic happen. Or some kind of big misunderstanding that is acually funny. (like the Flinstoneshttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

Please keep writing.

IceBlink

Apr 4, 2001, 10:05 PM

On 2001-04-04 17:59, Fargo wrote:
small thought - Cienna hasn't appeared yet... Anyone else coming?

Right. Add her too. ^_^

So far we've got:
IceBlink, Ila, Lyric, Pikachu, Kodiax, Magenta, Emporer Rage, Lina, Mina, Fargo, Akumi, Elenor, and Shurikane that makes 13 - if we had 16 there would be 4 full teams...

Ila is the name of Lyric's mag... ^_^;;

IceBlink

Apr 4, 2001, 10:48 PM

On 2001-04-04 19:03, Nawms wrote:
One question though. I know this is a comedy but can something tragic happen. Or some kind of big misunderstanding that is acually funny. (like the Flinstoneshttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

Now... if I did that, it wouldn't be a comedy, neh? ^_^ But misunderstandings... hmmm.... ^_^

KLin-304

Apr 5, 2001, 12:51 AM

A death that is serious and funny? Something like how in episode 3 of Nadesico, Daigouji Gai is killed by a simple pistol shot after winning a battle against the third defense line of Earth? Yeah, I'll try working something like that in after we find my wayward android sibling. (Hint hint http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif )

Also, since this is fanfiction, we don't necessarily need to obey the game's restrictions of only 4 people parties. I only did that at first as that chapter I wrote was based on an actual game and it was easier to concentrate on the personalities of a few individuals until I got a feel for everybody else's characters.

Here is a brief overview of how I'll probably do the next chapter, focusing mainly on how the characters will be splitting up and rejoining in the mines:

Lina sneaks off while everyone else is determining which way IceBlink and Lyric went.
Cienna, Mina, and hmm.. maybe KodiaX (as long as he restrains himself from quoting Budweiser commercials, and may Zophar smite him with a Nerf bat if he quotes Zero Wing) will follow her path and eventually meet up with her. Lina will explain why she left abruptly, and then the party will be attacked by Crushinator. (A yellow, also rag rappy looking HUcast Android) DESTROY ALL HUMANS!! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif We defeat him, eventually after nearly getting the stuffing knocked out of us and convince him to join our gang. Meet up with the others (who have found IceBlink and Lyric in the meantime)
The entire group will easily take out the army of robots that appear at the end of Endless Nightmare #3 (i.e. 12 dubchics, 36 canadines, 8 S-beats, and 3 Garanz) After the dust clears, we will find a 304 model HUcast android named KLin304 in a capsule (he is Lina's brother). Something bad will happen to KLin304, and he will dissappear from the fanfic in the chapter after the mines.

That is my plan for now... subject to change of course. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif

jazzyfox

Apr 5, 2001, 03:37 AM

I've been in this. Mostly in Lina's work (which is great, Lina ownz mee! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif )

Omege12

Apr 5, 2001, 04:47 AM

Well I would like to develop my character into the story. He will be the villian kind of guy...I will write a bit, then you guys incoportae him in if you like the idea.
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I hear Ragol. It calls me. Something is waiting for me.

"Chuck!" Kama, one of my many mags yells out.

"What is it?"

Kama floats up to my shoulders, it then turns, ans my eyes follow his directions. We stop, facing the door to my room, in the doorway stands a large man in a black suit. "Err sir, what might you need?"

"Omega12, model K? You must report to guild at once. It is an order."

Before I could say anything, the man turns and walks out of my room.

"I wonder what he wants?" A familar voice calls out.

Reiken, my old friend and roommate sat on the corner of my couch, in the room parralel to mine. "Come in here, I can barely hear you" I say to him

He slowly gets up off the couch and into my room. He looks over my mags and smiles, and before he takes a seat on a chair, he picks up Varaha. "Ahh Varaha, have you been feeding lately, it seems iys sync is low..."

I never use it anyway, why should I feed it?

"Of course I do, everyday"

Droids have no guilts of lying, so I do it frequently.

"I'm worried Omega...last time, you were almost killed..."

"True, but I have improved since then."

"Ah whatever. I got work down in the forest today, see you later.."

He lifts himself up out of the chair, and walks swiftly back into his room, then out the front door.

I figured I should get going as well. I grabbed my mates, some moons, and some meseta. I placed them into my belt, for easy access later. I then picked up my Marutah, he happily leaped out of my hands and up to my shoulders. I smiled.

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Err I dunno...just add my character if you can. His name is Omega12, he is a HUcast. Unknown age and other stats like that. He is always hating humans because they made him, and still have control over him. He wants to rebel. He always is thinking, he doesn't miss anything, he catches it all. He talks to himself. He has a bond with the planet Ragol, he wants to find out more about it. He has only a few friends, an even them he doesn't fully trust. He is antisocial. A good enemy type mabey. Peace I hope you can use him!

BTW, awsome story IceBlink http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

Sciler

Apr 5, 2001, 09:35 AM

((Heh, I'm kinda lost at the moment as to what Sciler and Akumi are doing so its kinda hard for me to reply so instead I will just go my own way i guess until i find out where Im supposed to be))

~shrugs at everyone running thier own way and grabs her Delsaber shield and sword and heads back down into the ruins, making her way back towards the teleported for the second lvl, simply following the trail of red spots on the floor left from the last time they were all down here~<center>

KodiaX987

Apr 5, 2001, 10:11 AM

KodiaX and Elenor come in wearing Matrix-esque coats. Magenta soon joined in after a quick trip to the checking room, with Shurikane only having a cowboy-esque handkerchief covering her face. At the stares from the team, she hisses

"You try looking serious when you have a face like this!! Besides, lots of stuff can enter into a big mouth like mine."

"You try getting anything in there with those huge chompers of yours." Replies Elenor, not too happy at the new robot, and taking advantage at the fact that Shuri DOES have a huge set of pointed teeth. The evil exterior walks up to Elenor, and the pink robot finds out too late that her victim is taller than her by one full head. *gulp* (I proof-tested that; I stood next to Elenor in the actual game. Bwhahaha! Looks like an evil sister.)

After a brief fight between half of the group against Elenor and the other half against Shurikane to keep them from beating the crap out of each other, they finally hop into the telepipe.
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Fargo fumbles into his backpack for a shock partisan. He finally pulls out a yellow-bladed weapon, and swings it around a bit.

"Uh-HUM!!"

Fargo turns around and finds out that this time, Shurikane is missing absolutely everything below the waist.

"That sucks, we can't play soccer with a pair of legs..." whines Akumi.

Emperor Rage picks up the legs. With a lightbulb above his head, he heads for a small group of Ghillics and starts swinging the legs around (which are still attached to each other). The heavy metal literally shred the bots to bits. Rage comes back satisfied.

"Man, this new weapon kicks @$! (he holds up a stick and a chain) Let me borrow your head. Maybe it could do fine as a morning star!"

His request is greeted by a pair of vulcans pointed to his private parts at point-blank range. Without a word, he lets the RAcaseal get her stuff back.
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"This is taking too long..." Magenta mutters as the room explodes with another RAFOIE. She drinks another trifluid and feeds her mag. The other look at theirs, which are skinny as hell, and stuff them with Star Atomizers. Bored to death, KodiaX began using his Vahara as a pair of sharp blades, Akumi took out a crappy old slicer and counted the ricochets, Lina captured a Canadine and began using it as a handy gun, Shurikane took the wires out of a pair of Ghillic hands and used them as powerful boxing gloves, and Elenor took a Dubhic switch and began using it as a shield to guard against Shuri's stray punches. Soon enough, the two are at it again, and must be re-assembled... well almost. Elenor's head rolls away, and falls into a shaft.
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IceBlink yawns as he walks through the corridors. After a brief fight with some Sinow Beats, he takes a break and just stands there with Lyric, stretching his tired body around. A whistle is heard.

"What's that..." IceBlink asks as he looks up to where the whistling seems to coming from.

*BONK!!!*

IceBlink

Apr 5, 2001, 12:06 PM

Hmmm... Omega12 as a side-enemy...

Well, if you don't mind him being abused... ^_~

On 2001-04-05 08:11, KodiaX987 wrote:
KodiaX and Elenor come in wearing Matrix-esque coats. Magenta soon joined in after a quick trip to the checking room, with Shurikane only having a cowboy-esque handkerchief covering her face. At the stares from the team, she hisses

"You try looking serious when you have a face like this!! Besides, lots of stuff can enter into a big mouth like mine."

"You try getting anything in there with those huge chompers of yours." Replies Elenor, not too happy at the new robot, and taking advantage at the fact that Shuri DOES have a huge set of pointed teeth. The evil exterior walks up to Elenor, and the pink robot finds out too late that her victim is taller than her by one full head. *gulp* (I proof-tested that; I stood next to Elenor in the actual game. Bwhahaha! Looks like an evil sister.)

After a brief fight between half of the group against Elenor and the other half against Shurikane to keep them from beating the crap out of each other, they finally hop into the telepipe.
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Fargo fumbles into his backpack for a shock partisan. He finally pulls out a yellow-bladed weapon, and swings it around a bit.

"Uh-HUM!!"

Fargo turns around and finds out that this time, Shurikane is missing absolutely everything below the waist.

"That sucks, we can't play soccer with a pair of legs..." whines Akumi.

Emperor Rage picks up the legs. With a lightbulb above his head, he heads for a small group of Ghillics and starts swinging the legs around (which are still attached to each other). The heavy metal literally shred the bots to bits. Rage comes back satisfied.

"Man, this new weapon kicks @$! (he holds up a stick and a chain) Let me borrow your head. Maybe it could do fine as a morning star!"

His request is greeted by a pair of vulcans pointed to his private parts at point-blank range. Without a word, he lets the RAcaseal get her stuff back.
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"This is taking too long..." Magenta mutters as the room explodes with another RAFOIE. She drinks another trifluid and feeds her mag. The other look at theirs, which are skinny as hell, and stuff them with Star Atomizers. Bored to death, KodiaX began using his Vahara as a pair of sharp blades, Akumi took out a crappy old slicer and counted the ricochets, Lina captured a Canadine and began using it as a handy gun, Shurikane took the wires out of a pair of Ghillic hands and used them as powerful boxing gloves, and Elenor took a Dubhic switch and began using it as a shield to guard against Shuri's stray punches. Soon enough, the two are at it again, and must be re-assembled... well almost. Elenor's head rolls away, and falls into a shaft.
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IceBlink yawns as he walks through the corridors. After a brief fight with some Sinow Beats, he takes a break and just stands there with Lyric, stretching his tired body around. A whistle is heard.

"What's that..." IceBlink asks as he looks up to where the whistling seems to coming from.

*BONK!!!*

- - -

I blinked. What th..?!

"Ah... h-hello, IceBlink..." Elenor stuttered.

Well, this is new. I guess. The pink android's head immediately flushed a ting of red on her cheeks.

Great. A love-struck female android. And... I'll have to protect her, since she seems to be missing her body.

"Neee... IceBlink-oniichan... is this Elenor-san?" Lyric questioned, smiling that strange smile of hers. Her green eyes glimmer with that strange undisguised joy.

"Yes, she is. And usually, she has a body too."

"Can I look after her, can I?"

I don't see why not. After all, fighting while holding a head would be tricky. Handing Elenor over to Lyric (I'll try to ignore that pout on her face), I turn, and see the new wave of Gillchics coming.

Pulling out a double saber, I start spinning the
weapon and run towards the robots.

With a doze of Rabarta first from Lyric (one handed, too!), this slows them down enough to make things easier. And soon enough, they fall to pieces.

I wonder where everyone is? They're missing all the fun... heh.

A rumble alerts both of us, as we turn around to see not one, not two, not three, but four Garanz!

I think we're in trouble... caught us off guard too...

Immediately, they start firing missiles. We attempt to dodge, but the way the missiles are exploding everywhere, eventually, one of them hits me. My absorb armour does as the shopkeeper said it would. It absorbs most of the damage, but even so, a missile blast hurts.

The floor starts to shake, and becomes highly unstable. Uh-oh...

And then, the ground falls... and we fall along with it...

Lyric giggles, as Ila flies underneath her and supports her. Apsaras, in turn, flips over to my free hand and extends its wings to slow my fall. Pikachu, as it's a bird, flaps it's own wings.

The room we land in looks... strange. Well, time to call everyone...

I open a new telepipe, and wait...

- - -

^_^ Okay... soon, we'll all be together again! And keep Elenor's body safe too! ^_^;;

Breezblok

Apr 5, 2001, 12:35 PM

Hey Ice......I know you've kinda got a lot of people in this already, but I'll have a go at writing a bit, and maybe we'll see if I fit?

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The purple-suited HUmar strode proudly up to the doors of the Med Center.

*Here's my chance! I can finally impress her!*

Cupping his hands, he called out through the door -

"MAN! THAT SURE WAS A TOUGH FIGHT! WITH DARK FALZ! ON VERY HARD MODE! BUT I'M SURE GLAD I MANAGED TO BEAT HIM SO EASILY! AND ALL!"

*That oughtta do it!*

The HUmar straightened up and walked inside.

"Hey! I'm back!"

The nurse turned around to face him. "Oh. It's you."

"Nope, I just beat Dark Falz!"

"You did."

"Uh-huh. All by myself."

"Breeze, remember the last time you tried this, I said if you tried it again I'd know if you were lying?"

"Yeah......But I'm not! I really did it this time!"

"Look in your pocket."

Breeze put his hand in his right pocket, and took out a small metallic device.

"It's a camera." The nurse said, bluntly.

"And?"

"And I could see everything you were doing."

Breezblok could feel a sweatdrop coming on....

"Including the way you told your those masters that you'd be 'back in a minute', and that you were 'just going for a refill'."

"Yeah, but....."

"You've been in the restaurant again."

"Now wait a sec....."

"Please leave me alone. I told you, if I liked you, you wouldn't need to beat Falz to date me. It should now be clear that I don't like you. Got it? I heal people. I don't date them. Especially not people like you. Now, if you've got no injuries, you can be off now."

"But..."

"NOW."

Breezblok sighed, and shuffled out of the room. "I'll show her........." He slipped on his photon claw, and flexed his fingers. "I'll show her just how good I am!" And with that, he walked off to the main transporter and headed for mines.

*Shoooom*

Right, now I can......what the......? I don't remember there being any pink androids in the mines.....not headless ones anyway......

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Yes, that WAS my best shot. I read 12 pages of this post, and that's what I have to show for it. Oh, and Ice? You rule. I love this kind of stuff, and you just happen to rock at righting it. Keep it cool, Ice. GEDDIT?! HAAAHAHAA!!! KEEP IT COOL!! ICE!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!! *cough*.....okthat'senoughbyebyenow.

Breezblok

Apr 5, 2001, 12:42 PM

I can't believe I made a typo on the word 'writing'. Aaaack. Did I say that out loud?

As quoted by Breezblok in his early adventures:

I'm the cheerful wise-cracking one! *BOOM*

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HOLY CORNFLAKES ON TOAST!!

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif Bye now.

Fargo

Apr 5, 2001, 04:38 PM

originally posted by IceBlink:
- Ila is the name of Lyric's mag... ^_^;; -

Gah! *sweatdrops* I knew I heard that name somewhere before - I just couldn't remember where...
*hangs head in shame*

originally posted by jazzyfox:
- I've been in this. Mostly in Lina's work (which is great, Lina ownz mee! ) -

yeah, it's just I kind of forgot you for a while (so sorry!) - afterall, it was me (Fargo) who was interested in your Soul Eater!

originally posted by Sciler:
- Heh, I'm kinda lost at the moment as to what Sciler and Akumi are doing so its kinda
hard for me to reply -

Ohmygod Sciler I'm so sorry! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_frown.gif I hadn't noticed Sciler was your new PSO character as well as your
PSO world name - I accomodated Akumi into my stuff, but missed out Sciler entirely! *ooops!*

originally posted by Breezeblok:
- The purple-suited HUmar strode proudly up to the doors of the Med Center.
*Here's my chance! I can finally impress her!* -

cute! Though personally I've always found myself inclined to hit the nurses for that condescending
comment they always come out with when they've fixed you up - still, wouldn't do without 'em!
(note: another purple HUmar? Eeek!)

***
Interesting observations on the Fanfic, and PSO in general:
Not only are there an obscene ammount of HUmars from the UK,
there are also alot of very pissed of homicidal HUcasts out
there - worrisome! I say scrap the lot! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif
Also of note, despite that RAcaseals seem to be the least
favoured char type, how many are involved in this particular
fan-fic, including a somewhat lovestruck NPC...? Loads!
And no RAcasts or FOnewms yet!(excluding NPC Dr. Montague - cause he's
a git! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif )
***

Oh well, back to the story, methinks!

---

Fargo was quite pleased he'd managed to cut Shurikane in half - Rage had managed to make
some use out of the deranged droid's legs, using them sword style, and cleaving through a
newly spawned wave of Gillchicks. The robot threat somewhat diminished, the delighted
Rage produced a stick with a short length of chain attached from his backpack, but his
attempts to coerce the fallen RAcaseal into lending him her head for use as the heavy
end of a morning star were short lived, as were to be the contents of his trousers if he
didn't imediatly return the legs he held. Rage, feeling the business ends of two Vulcans
pressing home the droid's point, returned them to her. They waited a moment while Elenor
and Magenta did a quick soldering job on Shurikane, Elenor using the blowtorch attachment
in her left-hand pinky finger, and Magenta casting the most refined Foie the group had
ever seen. Finally, the Angry RAcaseal was together again (for the moment) and the group
gathered everything and headed for the next room.
Rage looked at the useless stick and chain in his hand and chucked it away with a sigh.
"How long have you had that in your backpack?" Asked a perplexed Fargo.
"Ever since I saw Shurikane's head take out both you and KodiaX in the FORCER & FIRKIN..."
replied the dismayed Rage...

The group were listless, not knowing where the hell IceBlink and Lyric had got to, and while
the entertainment of using severed body parts of the denizens of the Mines was wearing thin,
so was the tolerance level between Elenor and Shurikane, and pretty soon, they were at it
again, only this time, the result was that Elenor's head, knocked off by one of Shurikane's
imporvised Gillchick boxing gloves, had rolled off the scrambling group and fallen down a
small shaft...

...This was not good... like all droids, Elenor would have been okay if her head was
able to see her body - she'd have been able to control it by infra-red - but now her head
had fallen somewhere deep within the mines, and her body froze. And despite her small frame,
Elenor's body weighed some 250 pounds - as dead weight...

"Oh, good one Shur..." said KodiaX, rolling his eyes up.
"What the hell do we do now?" yelled Magenta, her reserve snapping like a twig after all this
droid sillyness.
"Dammit, we can't take her with us!" said Akumi.
"And we certainly can't leave her here..." Fargo stated, "...she could get found by Gillchicks
and assimilated or something..."
"Someone's been watching too many retro Fantasy shows!" (yep, Fantasy - let's face it, Star
Trek is hardly Science Fiction after PSO is it?!!) murmured Rage.
"Well, now we need to find her head. Anyone know where this shaft goes to?" asked Fargo.
"We could always tie Shurikane's head to a length of Rope and dangle it down there to find
out..." suggested a smirking Rage.
"I could always snap your spine in thirty different places" stated Shurikane.
"Point taken..."

Just then, a little beepy tune rang out from Akumi's direction.
"Ooh! I've got mail!" the Hunewearl cried happily.
"It's from Sciler! She wants to know where the hell we all are... OH MY GOD we forgot her!"
Akumi slapped her forehead in disbelief.
"She's been waiting for us at the bar all this time!"
Everybody Face faulted. Well, except for Elenor of course...
"That's it! We telepipe Elenor's body back to the Med Lab where she can stay in safty, and
get Sciler to join us from there! I'll just mail her!"
Akumi pulled out her mem-pad and typed out the following message:

Sci! Sorry we left you behind, hun!
Go to the Med Labs! Telepipe waiting
for you there! Oh, and don't mind
Elenor - she's lost her head!!!
- Akumi

Fargo cast Ryuker while she typed, and Rage, KodiaX and Magenta pushed the inert RAcaseal
body into it's glowing light. Fargo said the activation keyword, and the droid stretched
out vertically for a milisecond, before a blinding light took her back to Pioneer 2.
A moment later, another blinding flash erupted from the telepipe, and out stepped Sciler.
"I can't believe you left me behind!" she admonished, looking hurt.
"I'm so sorry, Sci, I got caught up in the moment..." explained Akumi, her head hung in
shame.
"Huh!" retorted Sciler. "How very you."
...and then smiled, all forgiven, and said "So aren't you gonna introduce me to all these
new peeps?"

***

HAHA! Got Sciler in! And advanced some plot, instead of going over it tieing it all up,
for once! YAY! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gifhttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gifhttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif
maybe more later... my last chance for maybe a week!!!

magenta

Apr 5, 2001, 05:20 PM

lol..this is getting really hectic.
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"dammit!" magneta shouted as she got frozen in ice by lyric's rabarta spells... but still she was still able to listen to what was going on, and heard iceblink mumble about going down to ragol with his little sister..

"hmphh" magenta focused and strained, and with that exterted her upper body muscles with all her might, and shattered the ice covering her.. unfortunately iceblink has already gone, and dr montage had come in.

Thus magenta made a hasty retreat home to change her dress to something less, ahem, revealing. after that she joined kodiaks group, got into another melee with robots.. and laughing rather loudly when the racaseal shurikane became a subject of humiliation as her body parts were used as weapons....

later

"oh dear.." magenta said as she helped elanor fix shurikane.. "poor wee android...but..", magenta thought to herself.. "i must continue with my **secret task**"..realizing that noone was looking in her general direction.. she opened up her blouse, and looked at the secret pack of measuring tools she had tucked into her cleavage.

"hmm..readings.. normal, air sample quanta density... low.. thats odd... must go back to forest to see what.s.." magenta stoped as she noticed fargo nearby, and staring blatantly at her revealed bosom..

"ackkk.." out of reflex, magenta casted a mid level foie which knocked fargo down.

"pervert!" she shouted.. and as she looked around, she saw that iceblink was also staring, and emperor rage.

"nice pair of hooters, just like mine" akumi responded... magenta looked down, and realized that while casting foie, her bra had become undone..

"aiee.." magenta picked up her measuring tools and ran. she hid in the corner, buttoned up, and rejoined the group, behaving as nothing ever happened..

Nawms

Apr 5, 2001, 05:50 PM

Just to let you know, I'm reading all of this. I know many other people who are too.

To everyone thats writing errr typing, keep up the good work.

IceBlink

Apr 5, 2001, 07:52 PM

Heh heh... over 1500 views! Oh my god! What turned out from just me being bored has now grown this large! ^_^;

"pervert!" she shouted.. and as she looked around, she saw that iceblink was also staring, and emperor rage.

*blinks* When did I join your group? I'm in Mines 3 at the moment... yes, the secret hidden stage! ^_^;

- - -

Frustrated with the lack of responses, I finally decided to try out a function on my shield arm. Opening the hatch, I attempt to type on the tiny keyboard there, and lo and behold, I actually manage to send mail. Heh.

Waiting just a moment, the display shows a mail symbol, and I open the message.

Coming down now.
Which color pipe?
--Everyone

...? Huh? Oh... colour, right.

Blue. See you in
Mines 3.
--IceBlink

There. Done. Who would have ever thought there was a third level to the Mines? I sigh as I look at my absorb armour. That last hammering really crunched it. It's been with me for quite a while... ah well. I pull out a Holiness armour somehow from my pack, and pull that on, before filling up the slots with the units I was using. I'm finally able to support the weight of it... heh.

"S-so, IceBlink?" Elenor said, from Lyric's lap, who was busy sleeping for now, waiting for the others.

"Hmmm?"

"I... I just wanted you to know that... I-I..."

Unfortunately for her (and probably fortunately for me), she was interrupted by the sound of people coming out of the telepipe.

"Look! There's IceBlink!"

Heh... they found me. I smile at them. "Welcome to Mines 3..."

- - -

^_^ Who's up next? ^_^

Fargo

Apr 5, 2001, 08:51 PM

Fargo sat up from the floor, wiping the remians of Magenta's devastatingly acurate Foie
from his teary eyes with one hand, and busy stemming the generous flow of blood streaming
from his nose with his other hand.

After suffering Akumi's comparsions and KodiaX's "Oh! So there is flesh under all
that period drama costume!", Magenta was having her own problems. Turning her back on the
group, her face flushing a deep red, she was trying to get her bra back together, mumbling
curses to herself.
"God-damn front clasp Bra's - flaming danger to modesty, that's what they are, I.. oh
buggerit!". Her fingers, still branding-iron hot after casting Foie, had melted the clasp.
She uttered something truelly unprintable under her breath, and cast a very very delicate
Foie whislt holding the two halves of her underwear, welding them together. Of course, now
it would be a damn problem getting the stupid thing off, but that was a problem the future
held, and hopefully the future held this problem in the privacy of her Apartment on Pioneer 2.

Meanwhile, Fargo had shuffled over to Emporer Rage to confirm what his weeping eyes had seen.
"You see? She's not totally made of iron - beneath that vicious, cold-calculating crust there
lies a flighty, fancifull female!" Rage laughed.
"Rage, I heard that, and I warn you now that my rules on Grudge bearing are by now means
written down" threatened Magenta.
"Yes, but what about your rules on chest baring?" giggled Sciler, setting Akumi laughing so
hard she fell over, and causing Fargo's nose to bleed again.
Rage just smirked, he'd known Magenta long enough not to be frightened of her threats, and he
and Kodiax helped up the gurgling Akumi who had lughed so hard she looked in need of medical
attention. If looks could kill, the glance Magenta shot at the HUnewearl would have required
the entire MED lab's attention...

Fargo meanwhile stood, one arm folded across his chest, the other hand holding his nose, his
eyes screwed shut in anger and face bright red embarrasment for both himself and Magenta.
"Right. Do you think we could get on with finding Elenor's head? Who knows? We might even bump
into IceBlink on the way."
"Ooh, who's got testy all of a sudden?" mocked Sciler
"Oh don't mind him, he's just a bit socially inept!" joked Rage.
"I think Fargo's got the hots for..." started Akumi
"I think we should take Fargo's rather good suggestion and get on with it!!" interupted Magenta.
Magenta in her current mood was not to be trifled with (though she'd have looked pretty good
covered in trifle...!), and she led the group into the next room.
Akumi and Sciler winked at each other and whispered out of earshot from the rest of the gang.
"How old do you think Fargo is?" Akumi questioned under her breath.
"I dunno, early twenties?" replied Sciler
"Yah, that's what I figured" Akumi whispered.
"Doesn't get out much does he?"

***

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well, that's it. I'm off to france for 8 days now, and I probably won't get a chance to contribute anything till I get back (heh! Taking the modem cable for the portable just in case though!) - but knowing my luck it'll all have finished and dissapeared by the time I get back *sob!*
IceBlink - if the story moves someplace, I'd really appreciate it if you could email me - check my profile - and tell me where it's gone!
sorry for the inconveniance!

arrgh, what a time for a holiday!

Keep Fargo safe everyone! And keep this going! it gets better every day, and now I'm gonna have a weeks worth of drama and comedy moments backlogged to get through!
Good luck, and speak to you all in a week or so!!! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif
Who knows? when I get back I might even go take Fargo online! so then I'll see you all! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif

BYEEE!
laters,
Fargo

KLin-304

Apr 6, 2001, 02:56 AM

Okay, a warning that this chapter may be a little more serious and action-packed than most readers may be used to since this deals with LIna304's past and I love thrashing through the mines like a devilish whirlwind. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif So without further ado, I give you:

ENTER THE CRUSHINATOR, part 1

*As the others were discussing amongst themselves which way to begin searching for IceBlink and Elenor?s head, Lina304 managed to slip away. Some kind of compulsion program had kicked in, you see. Ever since Lina had learned that the Engineers that had created her, had worked on building up the Pioneer 1 colony she had felt a need to discover if they had created anymore 304 model androids, in effect her siblings. When the huge search team had entered the mines, the compulsion had started off light, but had continued to grow the deeper they had advanced into the mines. And now the compulsion overwhelmed her and ordered her to follow a eerily dark unlit pathway...*

*Back where the others were, magenta suffered an embarassing moment. And it wasn?t until the party had recovered from their laughing fits that they suddenly realized that a certain yellow android was missing from their ranks.*

?Where?s Lina?? KodiaX wondered aloud.

?Wow, she actually managed to sneak off without us noticing. You?d think that it would be really hard not to notice a bright yellow and extremely talkative RAcaseal walking off,? Emperor Rage shook his head in wonderment.

?I?ll try mailing her,? Mina suggested, ?Lina. Oi, yahooo. Lina, Lina-rappy.... come in Lina?

?Is that how you always send mail?? chuckled KodiaX.

?Hey, it helps me type okay? You type your way, and I?ll type in mine.? Mina said and stuck her tongue out at the HUmar.

?Heh, just hope she hasn?t lost her head like Elenor. One headless RAcaseal is bad enough.? KodiaX commented. ?Why the heck did I ever learn to program androids? I should have gone to law school like mom said? he thought silently to himself.

?Hey, I?ve got mail from Cienna! Hi Cienna. What?s that? You?ve been mailing Lina also? No response? Hmm... well we?re here in the Mines and we were looking for Ice and Lyric when Elenor lost her head, and magenta lost her bra, and then Lina sneaked off... Uh huh, ok use the pipe in the hospital, we just piped Sciler in. Ok, see you in a few. Uh huh, bye bye.?

*In a few seconds, Cienna bounces through the pipe.*

?Wow, big group today,? the red-haired Hunewearl noted. ?We should probably split up. I?ll help search for Lina, I know what signs to look for.?

?I?ll help too, I?ve been wanting to ask her about maybe doing a song request,? Mina offered. ?KodiaX should come too,? she added as an afterthought.

?Wh-what? Why me? I mean of course I?ll help, but er why not Fargo? He?s got a much nicer mines weapon than me anyways,? KodiaX asked. ?Of course if it?ll mean getting away from deranged Shurikane...? he thought and smiled a little.

?Well, like you said... what if she?s badly injured and needs to be put back together again? Your the one who managed to program a RAcaseal frame into going to the bar and scaring the heck out of everybody,? Mina reminded him.

?Damn, I really should have listened to mom back then...? KodiaX thought to himself as he followed the two Hunewearls as they walked down a dark pathway.

?Hold on Cienna, let me get ducky out. He?s a pretty bright MAG and will help to light the darkness a bit,? Mina said and the two Hunewearls stopped for a bit.

KodiaX who is still lost in the past, wondering why he hadn?t listened to his mom and gone to law school instead, runs into Cienna?s bum.

?Hey, watch where your going!? Cienna complains and slaps the unfortunate human a bit.

?Ow ow! Well, what the hell were you doing stopping in the dark all of a sudden? How was I supposed to know?!? KodiaX shouted.

?There! Should be brighter now,? Mina smiled satisfingly as her duck-like MAG illuminated a small radius around the three.

?Hmph. KodiaX, take point position,? Cienna commanded.

?Hey, that?s not fair. I don?t want you running into my bum if I stop suddenly in the dark? the Humar complained.

?Oh for.... Mina, will be behind you, okay?? the peeved HUnewearl conceded.

*The three continue along the path, KodiaX striking up a conversation with the younger Newearl*

?Something has been bugging me, Mina? KodiaX said as they ran along the dark pathway, ?how the heck did you get into the bar underage??

?Huh? Oh, well Lina convinced the bouncer to let me in,? Mina explained.

?Yeah, Super Saiyan Girl can be pretty persuasive,? KodiaX said aloud. Remembering the abuse Lina had heaped on him earlier he thought to himself, ?She?s got a mean right roundhouse too.?

?Look! Up ahead, wow looks like something exploded in here!? Mina exclaimed. For the next room was littered with the broken bodies of dubchics, gillchics, canadines, and one or two Sinow Beats.

?Looks like the work of Lina?s charge repeaters,? Cienna nodded picking up a small clear diamond with a yellowish tint. ?See these? Those special mechguns use Meseta as ammunition, the ones Lina has are especially unfriendly to machines. I?ve seen her take down a Garanz with one round. She may not be responding to our mail, but she?s still coherent enough to defend herself. We must be getting close, let?s hurry,? so saying Cienna unsheathed her gungnir. Mina pulled out her Sinow Beat blades and KodiaX pulled out his... Varista.

?Ladies first,? KodiaX chuckled.

?Oh alright, looks like I don?t have a choice,? Cienna admitted and bounced on ahead.

*Meanwhile Lina is silently wreaking havoc on the denizens of the mines. As soon as one machine appears within range, it is shattered by the power of her Charge Repeaters. However, the yellow android?s mind is anywhere but on the battle. All of her processors are focused on searching for a single mechanical signature... the signature of 304... *

?304.... san zero shi... 304.... 304 goushitsu hakushi... no sakura...? she is mumbling to herself, a glazed look upon her face.

A song is playing in her head...

As always, nothing has shifted from the window
The cherry blossoms...
trembling / trembling / trembling / pliantly dancing in the wind

Today, my consciousness is also dispersing
Who are you? / I cannot remember anything
Taking my hands reassuringly...
Tears overflowed, falling into my grasped hands

Those eyes, from which the flow seemed never to end,
were telling me something
Why does your scent seem so nostalgic....?
In this room, I have surely lost my life alone
The flower upon which no one can gaze is....

The quickly scattering flowers are shaking in the wind
The white infirmary, blowing in the wind

The pain was increasing with each passing day
You held my thinning, mechanical body

I approached my final moments,
and recalled a single precious person
Tomorrow, I will become ashes and return to the sand
The cherry blossoms seen in the window
I want to sleep beneath them

I was bound with care / within your hands....
Room 304 / Transporting me silently
as if forgetting you twice

From now on, I will sway in the wind with the cherry blossoms,
remembering you

flutteringly / flutteringly
flutteringly / flutteringly

?yurari to / yurari to...? Lina whispers. Then, suddenly klaxons begin to sound, with a grinding of gears, Three Garanz appear in front of the RAcaseal. They fire their missiles just as she snaps out of the apparent spell she has been under.

*Just then Cienna, Mina, and KodiaX catch up to her*

?Damn! That?s a lot of missiles!? KodiaX swore.

?We?ve got to save her! Charge!!? Cienna yelled and leaped suicidally into the room filling with Garanz missiles.

*Apparently having had a Dragon fall on you, teaches you something. As Lina was much faster in responding to the threat this time. Quickly rolling out of the way of most of the first wave of missiles, she ducked behind the second Garanz. The homing missiles of the first hitting its comrade instead and giving the android a chance to replenish some of her health with the battery fluid leaking out of the downed Garanz. She then turned her repeaters upon the third Garanz just as Cienna and Mina reached them and with a burst of rounds and a dual slice from the two HUnewearls, the Garanz was soon holed and diced as swiss cheese passed through a blender. The first Garanz was preparing for another volley of missiles at the team when suddenly a loud mechanical voice echoed across the room.*

?HAH! THIS IS FOR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, GARANZ, YOU BASTARD!!!? and with that a yellow HUcast appeared Gold S-beat style and leaped downward at the Garanz with a flying downward kick that created a crack on the top of the machine?s armor. The crack widened as the Hucast slammed his other foot down with a loud ?HEEEYAAHHH!? and with a shudder the Garanz cracked down the middle and exploded violently. As the debris settled, the yellow Hucast stood with his arms crossed across his chest and an imperious stare at the intruders. (which was kind of weird since the HUcast didn?t have any actual infrared eyes that could be seen)*

- - -

Who is this strange Hucast that fought like a Sinow Beat? Find out next time on the next ep-- er I mean chapter of the exiting adventures of IceBlink?s Weird Life...

[ This message was edited by: KLin-304 on 2001-04-06 01:00 ]

BWS-1

Apr 6, 2001, 03:22 AM

could've been me. I started to act like a S-beat ( and like a lot of other creatures too) when I spild yellow paint all over my favorite (and only one I have) white armor. But I don't recall anything about that, I was kinda a bit short circuited when that happened. hehe

BWS-1

Apr 6, 2001, 05:45 AM

sigh, since no one added a page of their story in IceBlink's Weird Life, I supose it's my turn to write a bit ( or a lot ).

.................................................. ...

the disk is as old as me, so some areas are severely damaged, sorry about not having disk 1.01, I only remember having that disk on me when I got online for the first time. I also added a part of blabla on it so that you can understand a little better...

BWS-1's origin, DATA disk 2.01

"BWS-1" was the code name they gave me after hours of long ralated search about it's meaning.

It is said that, in ancient time, a company created a mighty sword from the class of the katana, it was manufactured and called a BWS-1. It was the finest, on the edge of the technologie blade weapon for it's time. The primary goal of the "B" project was to create a deadly cast capable of killing with blades with a revolutionary style of close combat, similar to the shinobi fighting still.

I was meant to be an easy-to-copy kind of android so they could create armies of me. But it ended up as a major flaw, well, it ended up as what I am today, all alone, with no family. The only cousins I have are probably the Sinow Beats. That's why everytime I kill a S-beat, I kill a part of me...

Now, on with the story of my misty past.

It all started in a primitive laboratory of Ragol, on Pionner 1 (yes, I'm from Pionner 1). I didn't have a body yet, I was a tiny little piece of metal contaning the basic notions of survival.

...

``the project must be aborded, we can't let Pionner 2 know of the existence of that HUcast in construction, it's...

before the programmer could conclude the destruction sequence of the micro_core ( it's like a processor, only, it has matter around it, almost like a human brain), an hyper space portal was detected near Ragol ... it was Pionner 2 arriving.

``I dare you to destroy what we've been working on for more than 2 years, screamed Dr Calus at the programmer.

...

-TRANCEMISSION WITH UNKNOWN SHIP IN 6.7 CYCLES-

``But sir... sir!? aaaaarrrrrggggg!!!

the programmer fell, lifeless on the ground, the head pierced by a photon drill...

``I'll finish the project by my self, Dr Calus muttered, I have more time then I could ask for...

-TRANCEMISSION WITH UNKNOWN SHIP IN 4.2 CYCLES-

``OMG, it can't be!? it's... it's thinking? allready? it doesn't have the learning ship yet? Damn programmers, they always mess up with the concept...

-TRANCEMISSION WITH UNKNOWN SHIP IN 1.9 CYCLES-

``hmmm, time running out, only if I could get in contact with the PRIMARY CORE... wait? where is the micro_core!? The doc wondered, staring at the operation table.

...

_BACK-UP BATTERY LEVEL : REFILLING_

...

``what the...!?

_SPARK ONLINE IN 0.1 CYCLE_

``no, not yet, it doesn't have a bod...

has he was about to finish saying "body", he saw glowing indigo eyes in the regenaration chamber.

It was me, I took the body of a scientific HUcast that needed some repare. I copied the files that I had in the micro_core and replaced the HUcast's protocol by mine, the bran new BWS-1 protocol never tested before. Now, if you're wondering how the hell I got in that chamber, I'll explain. It's easy, when your only a source of energy, you have total freedom to go where you want in anything that is connected to you or near you...

-BEGINNING TRANSMISSION WITH UNKNOWN SHIP-

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``what... no... must ... trancfer... files to ... the mining casts... at last... we... will have... win... over... dar.... z....

..

...

-TrA N... INTeR... d... _

as I get out of the chamber, my sencers detected an increadibly high temparature in the lab. My eye sigh wasn't fonctioning, but my system was telling me both eyes were fine. it's after I realized that I was seeing, only, it was total darkness surrounding me.

Something big just arrivered, and it wasn't the arrival of the angels... it was too... too dark to be something good.

As far as I recall, I don't know how I got to Pionner 2. I remember seeing a group of scientists and a hunter heading in the lab while I was in sleep mode. the only thing I know is that one of em had a red ring...

I heard a femal voice that screamed: T hat... w..hha t.. we .. we.re.rere.. loooooo...k ing.. or... tel.... it to.......... 2. (I could barely hear, the head was heavily damaged after the unknown event...)

...

I hope to find the DATA disk 1.01 someday. It's my purpose, my quest for... for my origins

...

pretty short I know, but, I did my best. Maybe if I slept, I'd have more energy to put on my story, feel free to help me find my disk...
I want to beleive... the truth is out there...

...

VampireLR

Apr 6, 2001, 06:16 AM

*sigh* works has been so busy that I can't continue writing any fanfic. :/ And I just started to introduce more people in the fan fiction I met from PSO too. Anyways check you guys around. Keep up the good work. You should try to write it up on txt and have them download it.

Breezblok

Apr 6, 2001, 07:51 AM

How the heck do you guys remember all the characters? My head is spiiiiining.....

magenta

Apr 6, 2001, 09:09 AM

magenta was now a bit lost... and quite frankly frustrated with the team splitting up into different factions.. or maybe its because she ended being lumbered with Fargo, Emperor rage, and the deranged android shurikane..

she wondered about the yellow wearing android, lina, and what made her leave the group without anyone's noticing... could be the same thing that were influence these mechanoid gillchicks that they were fighting.. hmm..
anyway she put her head down slightly and wished cienna, kodiax, and mina good luck.

but then she got more worried when she saw that her instruments where indicating that those strange energy emanations she had read earlier had increased rapidly to a high level...

"be careful people..lookout for anything" she warned the others..

"okay, " emperor rage said, as he took the front, knowing that if anything were to occur, he is best equipped to handle it, while magenta remained in the middle of the group, a good strategic position to cast spells.

they wondered off to a room, never before seen in the mines by anyone in the group..The floor was littered with robot parts, and the wall was covered with what look like hierloglyphics, strange symbolisms that look chaotic, but at the same time ordered..

"This reminds of of those writings on those monoliths we found" said Emperor rage.

"you mean those switches that opened doors into the ruins" followed fargo..

"yep, ..but this is different, theres no switch.. just this room."

"this is strange..very strange" fargo pondered.

"yes indeed..and.." magenta was distracted by a louding beeping coming from her instruments (which conveniently tucked into her bosom).

"what the hell was that!" shouted emperor rage.

"I sense troubblleee." mocked shurikane, though the deranged android was quick enough to ready herself with her weapons. Likewise, Fargo got out his melee weapon, and emperor rage followed suit.

"What are your doohickeys saying magenta," asked Rage.

"unbelievable..." magenta replied, "this kind of reading is something i'd only get if i were near a dark falz...damnit!.. lets get out of here... get out of here NOOOWW!!"

With that warning, all four of them ran to the door they used to come in.. but it suddenly flickered, and the seams which outlined it suddenly dissappeared.. an evil laughter filled the room, and the walls glowed bright red, then orange, then yellow... and the writings turned bright white...suddenly they were engulfed in a ball of bright white light.

when all the lights subsided, the four found themselves in a flat pleasant piece of land..

"hmm.. looks like we may have to fight a dark falz after all" Fargo said

"hehe..no problem" replied Rage.

"I dont know people..look" magenta pointed towards the flat piece of land they were on..

"what? theres nothing there, theres nothing around except grass" Rage followed

"EXAACTLY! " magenta responded.. "wheres the monument that...?" magenta was immediately cut off by a nervous looking Fargo, who was looking over her shoulder. Magenta turned to see what FArgo was looking at, and was shocked to a see a gigantic island floating in the horizon.. on it was a monument similar to the one they mentioned, but at least a thousand times bigger, with what looked like a clawed hand on top, holding an enormos glowing orb.

"uh oh....herre it comess.." shurikane warned, and a few seconds later the robotic parts they saw earlier, appeared on the grassy ground they were on. The parts started moving, collecting themselves together into four groups.. surrounding magenta, rage, fargo, and shurikane...then suddenly they started connecting themselves together.

magenta realized that whatever theyre going to form into, it would be best not to let them get the chance at all. Thus she focused, and casted a high level Rafoie, hitting all four groups of metallic parts with tremendous explosions.. but it didnt work, so she casted Razonde followed by Rabarta, which yielded similar results.

"aww spit.." Rage said as he readied his tremendous sword, and looked upon the now formed monstrosity in front of him. Like wise, in the other corner of defensive square the group formed, Fargo, gritted his teeth and focused his sight on another mechanical being. Shurikane covered magenta's back, as she also faced a similar being. All of them, magnta noticed, looked like chaos bringers from ruins, except that their lower right arms now looks like modified spined bazookas, and their left arms are holding huge red partisans.. and on their shoulders are what looked like deformed ila mags.."high level technique users?" magenta quizzed to herself.

Then the "modified" chaos bringers stood on their back hoofs, and roared simultananeously, bringing even a chill even down magenta's hardened spine. Then with another bellow, they charged.

IceBlink

Apr 6, 2001, 09:23 AM

Wow. I'm really confused now. ^_^; Which direction is the story heading now? ^_^;

Oh well... I guess IceBlink, Lyric and Elenor will be waiting for the others to catch up to Mines 3...

Sciler

Apr 6, 2001, 10:03 AM

~holds head~ Im so so lost....heh<center>

KodiaX987

Apr 6, 2001, 10:38 AM

Server crash... Lost everything... Had to write it all over again...NOT! Luckily, I had copied my part to a notepad file, so HA!

BTW Fargo, when you get back and read this, you gotta know that you are the recap king. It rocks when there's a piece of story you recall with that serious tone yet manage to crack me laughing! Especially the episode about the mechguns aimed at the groin. LOL! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif
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*BAM...*

"Crap." The group muttered as all experience got lost in a Garanz that just blew itself up.

"Are we gonna find Lina anywhere?!" Mina exclaims.

"Are we gonna get outta here?!" whimpers Cienna.

"Am I gonna get a different weapon?!" KodiaX shouts. "Wait a sec... I do!" And so he pulls out two things from his packpack. A spirit gladius and a pair of Justice mechguns. He chooses the gladius. The gun goes back into the backpack.

By now, they are literally swimming in a sea of robot parts. Fortunately, a door is nearby, and they pull themselves out.
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"Okay Rage, let's run the checklist."
"Sure thing Fargo! Let's see..."

-IBWL team. Check.
-Weapons. Checkeroony.
-Magenta's wierd bosom instruments. Checkalavista.
-Shurikane's entire body. Checkoslovakia.
-Deband and Shifta for maximum ATP. Checkmate.

As the... thingies charge, the team turns to face them and take out their best guns to take out as many of them at long range. Only the evil exterior pulls out a pair of mechguns and gets a blast from shredding each monster bit by bit. Then, they pull out swords and techniques and begin to slug it out.

MAGENTA
She is stuck with her chaos bringer trying to get an opening. It looks like a western duel, on who will pull out the first technique, and if the other will be quick enough to stop it. No one moves... just staring at the other.

RAGE
Just as his name implies, he goes at it, and real hard. The battle is heated as hell and both manage to get blows at each other but without doing a lot of damage.

FARGO
Challenge in hims, he pulls out his own partisan weapon. Not bothering to test it out on Shuri, he just begins to lunge and swing at the bringer and both get stuck in a titanic battle because of all the large and artistic swings produced by the partisans.

SHURIKANE
*ROAAAAAARRRR...*
*YYEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHH*
*ROAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!*
*YYYEEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!*
The two stare at each other in a shrieking contest. They alternate turns, but without any of them getting the advantage.
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Then the area dives into darkness
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MAGENTA
*IIIII....BOOM!*
*CLANG!*
*WOOSH- PSHHHHH!!!*

RAGE
*SHWANG-SHWING*
*CLANG! WOOSH-*
*THUD...*
*CRUNCH- YAHHHH!!!!*
*CHOP*

FARGO
*WOOSH...WOO-WOO-WOOSH!*
*HAYAAA!!*
*WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOOSH...*
*HEEEEE...*
*PSHHHHHH!!!*

SHURIKANE
*YEAHHHHH!!! BABABAM!*
*CLING!*
*BONNNNNG...*
*THUD*
*AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!*
*CLING-CHING-BING-Bing-bing...*

Total silence... The three start to run their hands across Shurikane until they finally find the neon switch. The area is flooded with green light. Magenta's opponent has apparently been cut at the waist. Rage's the same. Fargo has done dozens of fancy moves and confused his opponent enough to just shred it to bits, and Shuri managed to shatter her opponent's body through a shriek in the monster's left ear. Big grin from the group at their triumph.

"A toast to these good weapons!"

"Yeah!"

The team swallows a trimate. Rage still doesn't feel right...

"What happened?" Magenta queries.

"Well... Bacically I got into a brawl with the guy, and we both got stuck in each other's move and fell to the ground. And then, I saw coming into range a pair of... I bit them... But they were mine!!!"

Shurikane explodes into laughter which is enough to scare any other opponent back for a while, if any. After several seconds, she manages to get back into a semi-serious state, then fully serious as she puts her handkerchief back on.

"Well... Okay, you busted your nuts, so I suppose you can have my head now."

The robot bursts into a fit of laughter. Shorter one though, especially after Fargo threatens to fieldgoal her head across the field.

"Now what?... Are there any more?"
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"Let's see..." KodiaX recalls. "We got through a sea of broken robots, an army of Garanz, and several gallons of root beer - burp - for THIS?!"

In front of him is what seems to be the cross between a HUcast and a Sinow Gold.

"I gotta check with Magenta about this..." he concludes, recalling the explosion of his apartment.

Mina and Cienna are busy inspecting the area for possible rares. Heck, this is Mines 3. Not a lot of people get to such place. Lina just stands there, silent. So does the other rappy-guy.

"So what, is this robot your boyfriend?" KodiaX mutters.
"Yah, right!" Mina shouts. "It's probably Pikachu in a new disguize. Besides, where is he anyway?..."
"It's a Sinow Gold!!" Cienna exclaims. "Kill it! KILL IT!!"

Alright now?... Where is IceBlink and Lyric?...
Should Lina explain the whole thing or just leave it dead?
Will Fargo and friends make it past this chaotic nightmare?
With Elenor get her head back?
With KodiaX stop quoting Budweiser commercials?
Will Shurikane ever live with a complete body for 24 hours?
Will Magenta find a way to explain the wierd stuff happening in her chest?

"Alright Kodak, enough questions, you're being a pest. Here's a rubix cube. Fix the bugs."

KodiaX's brain gets fried as the story merrily goes on...

KodiaX987

Apr 6, 2001, 10:39 AM

Sciler, here is a skinny of what's happening now.

-IceBlink, Elenor, and Lyric are.....somewhere!
-KodiaX, Cienna, Mina, and Lina are together with someone else (a HUcast)
-Shuri, Fargo, Rage and Magenta just fought a bunch of monsters in a pseudo-dark-falz field.

magenta

Apr 6, 2001, 10:43 AM

Emperor Rage, quickly lunged to his right, dodging the red chaos bringer who charged at, he quickly turned, swinging his sword with his full weight, and brought it through the side of one of the chaos bringers.. It let out a blood curdling scream as blue liquid splattered out of the gash rage made. Rage moved in, relying on instincts, and doged the back hoof that came close enough to his face. He then slashed again, and was about to do so a third time when another red chaos bringer whizzed past between him, and his prey.. apparently Fargo had also been playing bull fighter with his, as well as magenta and shurikane.. It wasnt long until the tables were turned, with the chaos bringers bundled together, surrounded by magenta, Fargo, shurikane and rage.

Emperor continued to slash away with maddening glee, as the red chaos bringer he faced buckled down to its front knees... Fargo, was also handlin himself quite well, letting loose with an amazing display of sword skills, parrying with the huge weapon of the chaos bringer...shurikane however was having trouble, and took the turn for the worse when the red chaos bringer she faced knocked her down with a blow of its bazooka.

"achh..noo" magenta backed away from her target sheathing her photon claw, and let loose with a wide dispersal resta spell.. which cured shurikane.. unfortunately the chaos bringer shurikane face also casted resta on its fellows, healing them. And the one magenta backed away from, charged at Rage, knocking him down.

"aww buggerit" magnenta panicked, but remain composed, she quickly casted resta again, followed by shifta and deband, saving Rage from death at the hands of the two Chaos bringers he is now facing.

Then magenta quickly got out her devil's gladius, and with a cry threw it at one of the chaos bringers who beared down on rage. It hit, embedding its photon blade deep into the chaos bringers right shoulder, thus disabling its right bazooka arm, and taking away half of its HP. The wounded emperor rage didnt waste the opportunity, he dodged the swing of one chaos bringer, and beared down on the seriously wounded one (with a gladius sticking out of its right shoulder) slashing it across its chest, and quickly slashing it across the waist with all his might. Blue liquid splatterd all over, as the top/humanoid half of the chaos bringer became separated from the rest of tis body. Then rage quickly pulled off the devils gladius, and threw it back to magenta. Magenta motioned for rage, caught the gladius, as she ran towards the chaos bringer shurikane faced, who again got knocked down.

Seeing one of its fallen colleagues the chaos bringer panicked and casted resta, followed by shifta and deband, then sparks of light surrounded it, and magenta realized that it will soon activate a reversar techique that will restore its fallen comrade... magenta literally dived, and swung her gladius slashing the casting chaos bringer, and knocking it off balance. Shurikane then got up, and with a mad buzzing cry got out her shotgun, and pelted the wounded chaos bringer with multiple shots, literally blowing its upper body to pieces.

Magenta then quickly casted grants on the creature Fargo faced, who quickly followed with a combination of slashes which again left a bloody blue mess on the grassy ground.

Only one was left, and was giving the wounded rage some trouble. Fargo ran to it, slashing away with his sword, as shurikane pelted away with her shotgun. The creature gave out a desparate cry, before it too fell on the ground.

Rage fell on one knee, and then stood up again quickly trying not to show any weakness, Fargo patted him on the shoulder, and shurikane congratulated everyone on a job well done. Magenta too shook rage's hand, and patted Fargo, who smiled back at her.

"well.." rage said, who started to feel a lot better after magenta casted another resta, " now how de we get out of this place..and back with the others.."

"i dont know" magenta replied, " perhaps theres a hidden portal somewhere."

suddenly a cold breeze swept through them, and a high pitch evil laugh pierced through their ears. they turned to look at the source, and saw a female hunter with brown hair, all dressed in red, with red armlets around her wrists. The hunter put her arms across her chest, opened her palms and closed them, and two extremely long, red sabers jutted out.

Emperor rage, looked in shock and horror, "Noo..it.. it cannt be.. you, it cant be!"

"But it is sweetie.." replied the strange hunter.

"who, rage, who is she".. enquired Fargo,

"I recognize you from my hunter data files.." said magenta..

"No..it cant be, its not her...CANT you see..its not!" cried rage

"But it is sweetie..im back.. and im.."

"..red star rico" interrupted magenta, "the legendary hunter of pioneer 1"

"gold star for you sweetcakes" replied rico, "and guess what, the only way youre all gonna get out of here, is to get through me!. which is what you will never ever do..ha ha.."

with that rico waved her hand, and plant roots jutted out of the ground, holding rage, shurikane, Fargo in place. But with a highly focused sets of foie, magenta freed herself and now faces rico on her own, as others struggled to free themselves from the quickly thickening vines, holding them in place.

rico cackled, with her grin widening inhumanely, "aww..wittle fomarl wanna play bumps and bruises, cuts and oozes?..he he"

magenta ignored her laugh, and poised herself facing rico. she swung her arms from the back as she grabbed hold of a dark metallic cylinder, then with that in her righ hand she bought it down in front her and in front of rico. With a flick of a switch she activated one blade, which jutted forth to her right, and then the next blade, slowly jutting to her left.

with a controlled composure and voice magenta faced rico, her eyes staring at hers, as she said..

"try me.."

[ This message was edited by: magenta on 2001-04-06 08:54 ]

IceBlink

Apr 6, 2001, 10:58 AM

Everyone is in Mines 3 already? ^_^;;

- - -

Sometimes, I get a strange sensation I'm not alone in the mines. And no, I don't mean that Lyric and Elenor don't exist.

On a hunch, I open my area map, and discover that people are down here after all. Presumably from the hole those Garanz made when we were fighting them...

I nudge Lyric awake, and Pikachu too, who was dozing off. Apsaras comes back from guard duty, and attaches itself to my back, and the yellow Rappy poddles alongside me.

"Are we gonna appear in the story now?" Lyric asked.

"Hopefully..." I reply back. Heh. Everyone is off doing their own thing... ah well.

"Ready to run?"

"Hai!"

"Well, you'll have to carry me... I hope I'm not too much of a bother..."

Opening my map, a holo-display appears in a small image above my shield arm (yes, this arm is very useful...), and so, we depart.

I guess our little troop is quite funny, no? A HUmar, a FOmarl, a Rappy and two not-so-normal mags...

And finally, around the latest corridor... we stumble onto them.

"Well..." I say, smiling. "Isn't this a surprise..."

- - -

^_^ Short... I know. ^_^;;

magenta

Apr 6, 2001, 11:05 AM

ahhh..
soo... sorry. slow keboard typing..

magenta

Apr 6, 2001, 11:39 AM

"grahhhhh!.." magenta screamed, as she lunged at rico, twirling her double saber, and aiming for two hits at her body.

unfortunately rico inhumanely moved fast, and blocked her strikes with her extremely long red swords, and then quickly slashed at magenta's shoulder. Magenta was only just able to move away to allow for a slight cut, which still stung like the blazes..magenta then thought for moment.. "dammnit i cant do this on my own.." with that she deftly avoided ricos multiple slashing strikes, and casted resta and deband. She then made a rush towards the vine covered fargo, and was about to cut him free with her double saber, when a loud explosion erupted from underneath her feet, shooting her 15 feet into the air..

"damn it.. a high level foie".. magenta curved her back and rolled as she landed, quickly getting back up, only to face a charging rico, with both her swords aim to her head. magenta dodged quickly and reflexively aimed a high level focused foie of her own.. unfortunately rico shrugged it off easily, and kicked magenta off the ground. magenta landed on her feet this time, and her side (where rico kicked her) hurt like hell. She motioned with her double saber, and turned her back on rico.. which confused rico, as she approached, a second later rico was knocked back by a high level gifoe spell. Magenta pressed on with hard mutiple strikes, causing rico to retreat again onto the hot swirling perimeter of the gifoie spell magenta casted earlier. rico screamed as her back was seared with flame, and magenta took this opportunity to knock her down the metal hilt of her double saber...

magenta pressed her right foot onto rico's chest, and aimed one of the points of her double saber at rico's throat.

"its over!" magenta said, and rico stared at her with all consuming anger.. suddenly shouts of greetings came over, from a distance..magenta turned around and saw Iceblink and her little sister, lyric, the al rappy, and their mags approaching.

"how the hell did you arrive here?..." magenta questioned..

"mistake.." rico followed, and quickly swept magenta's feet with her right leg, she quickly flicked herself up, grabbed one of her sabers, and thrusted it into magentas abdomen, literally impaling her into the ground.

"ha.. ha ..you stay there..he he.. dont move while i greet our guests" rico said sadistically as she moved towards iceblink and co, iceblink then didnt know what was going on, and started to sweat.

ermm...

[ This message was edited by: magenta on 2001-04-06 09:44 ]

EDekar

Apr 6, 2001, 12:31 PM

Well, because I CAN, and because I've been wanting a good opportunity, I think now would be a good idea to throw my own guy in here. Just for the hell of it of course...oh, and keep in mind you guys'll probably have to do the humor for me, since I'm not typically the best at humor. Bah...hope no one minds...

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People were swarming into the seemingly serene landscape, distracting the Formarl long enough for Rico to impale her to the ground. Not the most pleasant of ways to get stuck, obviously...

I was hiding near the edges of the battlefield, not having alerted the system to my presence. The system itself had already gotten control of Rico, and looked near to controlling the blonde bomb android. Perhaps now would be a good time to...crash the party, as it were.

Though it's pretty difficult for a HUcast like me to grin sadistically, you could tell pretty easily from the way he was slowly walking up to Rico from behind.

"Hey! Who's the blue guy?! We don't need another person getting in the way! Things are already confusing...!" One of the people complained.

"Heh...Rico...I think now would be a good time to end this. Why are you playing with them? Just kill them..." I said quietly, approaching Rico from the side.

She grinned widely. "That's a good idea...I think I will. Thanks for the suggestion...!" Her face twisted viciously as she gripped one of her red sabers tighter. Slowly, she began to twist it in the Force's abdomen, gleefully causing the woman pain.

Slowly, I walked behind Rico...a good thing she was distracted. My dual Silence Claws lived up to their names, coming out of my arms slowly and quietly. "Rico...perhaps you shoud pay more attention to your surroundings..." I had placed both of my claws to the side of her neck, so absorbed was she in causing pain.

"So people...someone wanna keep the Force alive?" I said with a light tone. "Unless you want me to do so of course..."

My right arm had become disfigured over my time spent in the depths of this horrid place...escape wasn't easy, as the numerous altered robots had proved. I was slowly turning into a Chaos Sorcerer...however, that did have one advantage at least. I was gaining the ability to cast spells which a HUcast can't normally cast.

A bright wash of light enveloped the human Force thanks to the Resta spell I had cast on her as Rico began to twitch...

[addsig]

[ This message was edited by: EDekar on 2001-04-06 10:34 ]

IceBlink

Apr 6, 2001, 01:18 PM

On 2001-04-06 10:31, EDekar wrote:
Well, because I CAN, and because I've been wanting a good opportunity, I think now would be a good idea to throw my own guy in here. Just for the hell of it of course...oh, and keep in mind you guys'll probably have to do the humor for me, since I'm not typically the best at humor. Bah...hope no one minds...

Just remember... don't make your character too powerful, okay? ^_^ It's the curse of fanfics and it can be the curse here... plus, Rico isn't the most famous Hunter for nothing...

And it's a comedy too. Heh.

A bright wash of light enveloped the human Force thanks to the Resta spell I had cast on her as Rico began to twitch...

And as Rico felt the two claws on her neck, she paused, and slipping one of her sabers back into her belt, she raised one hand slowly to adjust her glasses.

"You forgot something, HUcast..."

And with a sneaky low-blow back kick aimed at the mutated HUcast's groin, her kick flared with a level 16 (!) zonde spell, and paralysed the HUcast long enough for her to slip out of the claws' range.

"I'm female... I'm allowed to play dirty."

Laughing, she looked at me and the others. "So... you are here too..."

Frowning, I raised my hell gungnir in front of me. "What happened to you, Rico?"

She giggled, as she pulled out her other saber. "Life, death, darkness... and beyond..."

What to do...

"But for now... I hear the Call... can you hear it too?"

What th...? There was a strange humming in the air. Lyric covered her ears, but slowly slipped to the ground unconscious. It seemed to be affecting people who was more reliant on Forces.

Spreading her arms out, she started to laugh. "Come... you know you want to follow us..."

There was that strange hum again... Magenta blinked, and held her head. Since she was powerful in techniques, it would make sense she would be affected soon...

I suppose as a human, and a hunter at that, I would be affected slowly...

Still... Rico continued to laugh as her two sabers twirled in her hands slowly.

Point of oppotunity. I leap toward her ready to thrust the partisan into her, but was shot at by a high levelled foie. The partisan drops from my hands as I stagger back, my armour protecting me from the main brunt of the spell.

Pulling out my double saber, I smile. "Ready for saber combat only?"

Smirking, she attached her two sabers together to form a double saber too. "Of course... I never back down from a challenge..."

Now, if only I can distract her long enough for someone to help me... I know she's better than me, so this will be a huge challenge for me...

Twirling our double sabers, we charge at each other, showers of photon sparks flying to and fro from the blades after connecting...

- - -

Question. Is this Rico the real Rico, as in, controlled by Dark Falz, or is this a android? ^_^

And remember... consider this Rico to have level 16 spells, with exception of Resta, which is 15. ^_^; No Resta kills here... ^_^

Plus, think of Rico as one of the ultimate HUmarl... ^_^

... No comedy? ^_^; Heh, not for this part, I guess...

EDekar

Apr 6, 2001, 01:36 PM

Shock-paralysis...not the most pleasant part of being an android, especially when the Darkness is trying to take over your system.

I watched in pain as the HUmar and Rico engaged, photon flying from the sabers. Rico was inordinately strong. Far stronger than any mere human...I wonder though...how had she managed to keep her form...? What if...she wasn't real? It's entirely plausible she could be an illusion cast over an enhanced machine.

I flicked off a lvl 8 Foie in her direction, but she merely grinned and threw it back with the blade of one of her sabers. She didn't even glance at me. Thanks to momentum, the thing hit me rather hard, throwing me back a good 10 feet...

"I hope one of those rangers can drop a few shots, as I don't think I'll last much longer...my systems...are...shutt...ing...dow...n..." I thought.

With a slight fizzle, my systems shut down.

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As you can see, I'm definitely not invincible...especially since Darkness is taking over my system. I hope Magenta has a good means of curing that.

Also, here's to hoping someone can get through Rico's sabers. I know I can't...claws are so bloody short that'd make things difficult. Besides, I'm more of the assassin type than I am all out fighter, despite being a HUcast. Oh, and just so everyone knows...my HUcasts name is Janus, and his core personality is derived from a certain scythe wielding, shadow magic casting, war inducing and alien fighting Mage. Just keep in mind that Janus is his true name...kudos to anyone who knows what everyone else calls him.

magenta

Apr 6, 2001, 02:07 PM

magenta watched as rico, and iceblink battled out their duel. Rico was grinning, and attacking furiously, and iceblink was very strained, and was now put mostly on the defensive.

magenta wanted to act, she felt horror when she saw the hucast who saved her falter and failed. the lights from eyes dimming, and shutting down. but she cant do anything. her body not being her own, and her mind being constantly distracted by a voice..

she has no idea where its coming from, but it sounded very much like a melody, and then a image appeared in front of her..an image of somewhere very familiar...

"comee maggenta, come to uss.." the figure motioned.." do youuu misss mee, iii miss youu tooo." the glowing figure before her said

magenta began to cry "oh diana, i'm so sorryy..."

"dont be sorry magenta, imm happpyyy herre... and when youu joinnn usss.. you willl be happpy tooo...come magenta.... follow us, join with us... and the universe shalll follow suiiit."

magenta tries to resist, but she realises that something is slowly taking over her. The will she has left watches painfully as iceblink is slowly and inevitably being broken down by a maniacal rico.

Breezblok

Apr 6, 2001, 02:26 PM

I'm gonna add a filler part here. Because.......well, quite frankly, you don't have many fillers. And.......I can't write. And my character isn't here! And in the filler......he still won't be, I guess. But is it ok if I make him follow and kinda watch you do stuff? That's kinda what he does. Anyway......

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Breezblok stumbled into the next room, weary from his battles with gilchics and canadines.

"Oh great......" Breezblok's eyes fell upon a Garanz. Hang on.......this one had been taken apart, probably something to do with it's gaping head wound (that is if robots can have wounds). He walked up to it and inspected the crack......."Hmm.....yellow paint? I thought Garanz were strictly green types. Wait....I've got it!"

With astounding speed, he got to work, pulling parts from the Garanz. "My mag's gonna love this. Kabanda!" A small, purple bat-thing flew into the room and perched on the HUmar's purple shoulder pad. "Fancy a bit of reworking, buddy?"

The creature narrowed it's eye and stared coldly at Breezblok. "Yeah, yeah, I know what happened when I tried to graft those canadine lasers onto your wings. But this'll be different. You'll like it. Promise."

The Kabanda shrugged it's wings and landed on the floor. Breezblok pulled a small welding torch out of his left boot. "Here we go......and some of this.......aha.....no, no, a bit to the left........that's it.....alright! We're done, Kabanda."

The bat slowly initialised it's optic sensor...and immediately began flying in concise loop-the-loops.

"You like it?"

"Wheeee!" Said the mag, delighted with it's new attatchments. And so, it flew off, a little lop-sidedly, straight into a tree.

"Uh......heheh......" An incredibly large sweat drop began to form on the back of the HUmar's grey-ponytailed cranium. Immediately the mag span round and fired a barrage of missiles at it's master. "Holy......"

*BOOM!!!*

Breezblok let out a small cough of smoke. "I......I thin....k........it work.....s......at least." His blackened face managed a small grin before he collapsed to the floor in a heap.

"WHEEEEEE!" *loop-the-loop* *loop-the-loop*
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TA-DA! No story advancement at all. Aint I great? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

IceBlink

Apr 6, 2001, 02:27 PM

Eeee. Save me! ^_^

Ahem, anyway... so I guess this Rico _is_ the real deal then... and not only that, she's been chosen as the avatar of Dark Falz... heh. ^_^; How did the story switch from comedy to serious?

BTW, there are no RAmars in the story... I do have a Varista, but it's gonna be hard changing weapons right in the middle of combat... heh.

- - -

As I watched Rico execute a swing at me, I raised my double saber to block. The power of her blows was immense, almost crippling my arms with the sheer unnatural force behind her trademarked red sabers.

"C'mon, Blinky! Show me what you have!" Rico shouted out, smiling with sweat dropping off her hair. Myself, I'm in worser shape.

Magenta is in worser condition than I am, unfortunately. I'm not sure if what she's seeing is a illusion or not, but it's breaking her down.

The HUcast was down too, circuits exposed. At least he tried...

We're not gonna win this. We're gonna have to retreat.

But what I really need is a miracle. And I'm running out of options. And out of time too. It won't be long before Magenta and Lyric, as well as the HUcast fall to the Call.

I will be affected too, soon... I can feel the Voice echoing in my mind...

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Lyric opened her eyes and strained. The voice was still there, urging her to join.

"Join us join us join us come be free..."

"Can't..." she whispered to herself. "I can't leave big brother on his own..."

"Not your real brother your real brother and real mother and real father are with us..."

"NO!" she screamed. "Mama and Papa is dead!"

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Blocking as much as I can, I'm still getting whooped. Bah. Looks like I might be dying soon...

From the corner of my eye, I can see Lyric crawling towards Magenta. I hope she has some plan... because I have none...

- - -

Hmmm. Thrilling. ^_^

Breezblok

Apr 6, 2001, 02:31 PM

Trees in the mines? Um.......tree = wall. I guess.

IceBlink

Apr 6, 2001, 02:41 PM

On 2001-04-06 12:31, Breezblok wrote:
Trees in the mines? Um.......tree = wall. I guess.

I dunno either. ^_^;; Somehow, from Mines 3, I'm fighting Rico... ^_^;;

Just where was Magenta before I appeared anyway? ^_^;;

magenta

Apr 6, 2001, 02:52 PM

ahem;;

RECAP
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magenta, emp rage, fargo, shurikane where left to themselves after cienna, mina and kodiax went to look for lina,

magenta & co wondered into a dangerous area as indicated by magenta's concealed instruments. they are then teleported into a green area (much like a dark falz area)
where they saw a huge floating island with a huge monolith with claw holding an orb on top.. promptly attacked by red modified chaos bringers.. then rico came and summoned vines from the ground to trap emp rage, shuriken, fargo, and magenta... magenta escaped using foie spells and was faced down by rico.

meanwhile iceblink while in mines 3 stumbled into a room with people he recognized, only the room turned out/transformed into the one where magenta & co where, distracting magenta, and allowing rico to subdue her..

a mutated hucast revealed himself and tried to help magenta, only to be felled by rico.. now rico is killing off iceblink.

magenta

Apr 6, 2001, 02:53 PM

Breezblok

Apr 6, 2001, 02:54 PM

Maybe mines3 is something between the mines and the ruins.......come to think of it, maybe that field place IS mines 3? Spoooky. Oh, and don't expect any help from me, because I'm a scaredy. That and I've just been blown up by my own mag. Which means a trip to the hospital is in order. Which I'll probably quite enjoy......p13 basically explains why I'm really not good at much. I like the restaurant on pioneer2 though. You know. The one the government lies about to cover it up. That's why you don't see it. They're hiding it from you. It just behind the checkroom. Honest.

Breezblok

Apr 6, 2001, 03:11 PM

I think I changed my mind. Trying as hard as I can not to interfere, I'm gonna attempt a cameo........

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Slowly regaining his composure, Breezblok stood up......still coated from head to toe in soot.

"I'm so......dizzy........ack*"

He grasped his head, trying to supress the pain from his new headache. Slowly raising his head, he surveyed the scenery......this isn't the med centre......a field? What the.......

His eyes fell upon the battlefield. Two toasted robots.....one fried, one......mutated? One impaled force, and.......three more. Two of them appeared to be locked in combat......a Humar, and a female hunter.......and a kid?! What the heck is a kid doing here?

"Hey kid! You'd better get out of here! These two look serious!"

The female hunter knocked the guy to the ground with a resounding thud.....he's not out for the count, though......not yet.

"Who the hell are you? Another goody guy coming to help your little friends?"

"Now wait a minute......" He nervously glanced around...."Me? No, no.....I was just......uh...." *C'mon, think! think! That's it!* "I was just looking for the bathroom!"

"Nice try buddy......" The huntress pointed a finger at him, and a flame shot out at incredible speed, landing smack in the chest of the unfortunate hunter.

"Crud........" He fell to the ground, wounded.

"That's one less do-gooder to care about....."

The huntress stood and admired the crumpled heap she had reduced the hunter to. Behind her, a certain HUmar was slowly regaining his compusure......*distracted.....here's my chance* Slowly raising his gungnir, his eyes flashed fiercely.......

The huntress stood proudly, her back to the HUmar and the impaled force. *Still oblivious to the child....thank god......Uh-oh.....I think I might be bleeding quite heavily.....this isn't my day, is it Kabanda?*

"wheee........"
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Haven't changed a lot.......didn't wanna interfere too much......you've probably got your own plans for this battle! Well, I got blasted, and almost blew Lyric's cover. Ne, that's life, eh? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

KodiaX987

Apr 6, 2001, 03:44 PM

Shurikane is mad. Though a hole in the vines she can see a lot of fireworks but is unable to join the party. She bites into the vines, and shreds them off, only tobe greeted by Rage. Unlike Fargo, he had the wit to cast Foie to get out. He then helped his teammates out.

"What now?" asks Fargo...

Rage motions to Shuri. Sensing her cue, she flashes her most evil grin and shrieks

"Let's party!!!"

The trio makes a mad dash to help IceBlink.
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What?! No jokes??

IceBlink

Apr 6, 2001, 04:00 PM

On 2001-04-06 13:11, Breezblok wrote:
I think I changed my mind. Trying as hard as I can not to interfere, I'm gonna attempt a cameo........

Heh heh... I'll try to add you in... ^_^

Haven't changed a lot.......didn't wanna interfere too much......you've probably got your own plans for this battle! Well, I got blasted, and almost blew Lyric's cover. Ne, that's life, eh? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

Heh. Actually, I had no plans.. oh well... here goes...

- - -

As I watched the distraction the HUmar just did, I noticed my gungnir close to me. Picking it up, I watched as Rico turned around.

The moment was perfect.

Rico jerked as I impaled her with the gungnir... only for her to turn around and smile.

"Very good, Blinky... I commend you."

Damn! That had no use at all?! I really can't win this battle...

As Rico pulled out the gungnir from her torso and snapped it across her knee, I pulled out the double saber.

Better to go out with a fight, right?

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As Lyric got up on her knees, she saw that strange HUmar call her kid, before being blasted by a Foie.

The Calling was still there, but she could resist it... for now.

"Stupid... don't call me kid... bleah."

Ila, her mag, flew up to her, and using it as a support, she pulled herself up.

"Join join join join ussss... come to the dark... to the beyond..."

With a numb silence, she made her way over to the android and Magenta. Big brother would have to take care of himself for now.

Pulling out a cracked vial of monomate and anti-paralysis, she sprinkled it onto the android. It wasn't much, but it would have to do.

"Systems... activated... I... live..." the HUcast mumbled, as he tried to pull himself up.

Lyric sighed. "Yes!" Reading the tag next to his ID, she located his name. "Janus, you're gonna have to wait for a moment. I haveta help Magenta-san, and remember to ignore the Call!"

"... Understood..." Janus said as his strange semi-organic processors attempted to wipe out the strange frequency invading his systems.

Crawling over to Magenta, Lyric could still hear the sounds of battle going on. "Big brother... hold on..."

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The powerful strike from Rico exceed a android HUcast. Surprising, no?

The force of the strike knocks me back against the wall, momentarily stunning me. My armour is starting to become cracked. Ngg.

With a free hand, I exchange the trap searching unit from my armour, and place in a God/Power unit. The circuitry in my armour flares, before running at over 100% power. Hopefully, this might enable my chances of survival. With a grunt, I slam my double saber in the driection of Rico, only for her to block it. However, she stumbles backwards.

"Wow... so... you may be a challenge after all!" Rico said, grinning.

Distraction... I need one...

"Chirp!"

Rico blinked. "What th...?"

A bolt of zonde hit Rico from behind, surprising her.

Heh, thanks, Pikachu! With a mad dash, I run and shoulder-tackle her down. Rolling with the effort, I quickly get up, only to feel a few hundred spears of light enter my body.

No strength left... first time a level 16 Grants was used...

"Ha ha ha... nice try, Blinky..."

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Lyric frowned as she tried to help Magenta wake up from the illusions. "Magenta... wake up... please!"

"I'm sorry, Diana..." Magenta whispered, tears flowing down her vacant eyes. Finally, Lyric had to try the old fashion method.

Slapping the taller FOmarl hard, Magenta woke up. "I... ah... thank you..."

Lyric smiled. "No problem. We still have to help big brother..."

A bright light signalled the use of Grants. In Rico's case...

Magenta frowned. "We have to escape... we're not strong enough.

"Uhh... little help here...?" a voice came from the ground.

Lyric blinked. "It's that guy who called me kid!"

"Name's Breezblok... and I need help..."

With a casting of Resta from Magenta, the HUmar stood up.

"Ah... thank you."

Lyric cursed a very unladylike curse as she ran off to help IceBlink. "Hold on... imoto-chan is coming to save you..."

- - -

La-la-la... done! ^_^ KodiaX, better hurry! Heh heh...

magenta

Apr 6, 2001, 04:38 PM

magenta was pain..physically and mentally.. then she started to feel lifted, slowy rising higher towards the vision in front of her, her pain receding..

"come magenta, follow us, leave your friends behind and embrace ourrrr famillyy, leave yourr broken boddyy behind, and we shall give you one that shall resist the storms and timee.."

magenta reached out her glowing ethereal hand, and was about to touch the vision of diana, when she heard a scream..

"NOOOO!!!!....Noooo magentaa!" magenta looked down and saw iceblink's sister reaching towards her broken body..

"nooo..." she said to herself.."i cant leave her, shes too young to suffer... i cant.. i Must NOT..and I WILL NOT!" with that magenta regained a sense of self control, she turned to see the vision of diana turn into a monstrous thing.. diana's head surrounded by tentacles with spines..

"Fool...resist us, and you shall perish.. join like your friend here, diana, and you will be immmortal!"

"Never magenta said." suddenly the image in front of her become distorted and another image of diana came forth, screaming.

"get away magenta.. go back, help the childe and your friends.." exclaimed diana's soul.

"Diana,.. its you...yes.. i must go back...but first." magenta lunged her ethereal arm towards diana, in a vain attempt to set her free, but darkness surrounded her..

"Its tooo late for mee magenta.. but not for them.. remeber...ii .. iii..." with that the vision dissappeared, and magenta, with a shock found herself back into her body..with some of her wounds healed, thanks to the mutated hucast..

she gave a slight cough, and looked at lyric, lying beside her..

"ohh..youre back.." she said..
"shh child...shh" magenta rubbed her left fingers as she focusing casting a gradual resta spell slowing restoring her in such a way that rico, who stood in front of a new downed humar, remained oblivious. Then she directed a slowly casted reversar spell which revived the downed mutated hucast...

the hucast slowly looked at magenta, and magenta winked at him, indicating to keep a low profile until the time comes.

"brah rah rah.." rico muttered to the new hunter." this world so full of weaklings like you, hmphh.. youre not even worthy to lick my boots.. much less make the trophy."

"so sue me sista" responded the downed hunter. "or you could use my skin as a handbag.."

"ohhhh.." rico replied. "tempting tempting.." then she pointed towards a trapped emperor rage, "now that emperor rage there, hes something.."

Emperor rage looked at rico, and tried to curse, but his mouthed was covered by the same vines that trapped his arms and legs. making him virtually immobile.

Fargo, was almost unconcious, as the vines also partly covered his nostrils, and straining around his neck, making it difficult to breathe.

suddenly rico sensed something amiss, and turned to see the mutated hucast.

"what?...didnt you die?" she enquired.

"well.. i just got better" replied the hucast.

"really?.. well lemme fix if for you again!" with that rico lunged towards the hucast, her red sabers screeching through the air. But before she can connect, rico felt a sharp pain come from her back, and she looked down to see a gungir portrude out from her abdomen..

"oucchiies..." she said, "blinky, i never thought you had it in you."

Iceblink, slightly healed after magentas resta cast, retracted his gungir, "its over rico,..or whoever you are."

"really, blinky, i thought this was only just the beginning" with that rico laughed, and then she felt a tapped. she turned around to see the new hunter standing up, he smiled and promptly punched her on the nose, breaking the said anatomy, and her glasses.

"hey..acckk.. you cant hit someone wearing glasses, not to mention a lady wearing glasses."

"damn shut it and die!" magenta shouted and she lunged towards rico, with her devils gladius.

but with a speed that the eye can barely follow, rico somersaulted high into the air, landing around 30ft away from the gathered group, clutching the big wound her stomach that ice blink gave her.

"you think youve won??!!" she screamed, with blood now dripping from her mouth.." you cant think squat.. this iss FAR from over!!!" and with a blood curdling roar that caused the ground to tremble rico motioned her arms upwards..

"holy spit..." the new hunter looked around to see the emperor rage free himself from the vines, the now healed lyric helping fargo, and shurikane gathering her weapons. they were panicking since the trembling beneath them continued to grow

magenta looked towards rico, who moved further back, now 200ft away from her.. and saw behind her slowly growing large mounds of ground at centres of which appeared fin like appendages..

"shiznit!!!..looks like the end of the world to me" claimed the new hunter, whose kabanda mag started to panic.

"or much worse, some bad things are emerging from those grounds behind her" responded the hucast..

"i have an idea, quickly.." magenta motioned for the mutated hucast, and give him a mid level ryuker disk..

"but even with this.. I cant.."

"dammnit try.." retorted magenta, "you yourself are slowly evolving into a chaos sorcerer through the dark influence here, i am very much betting that those dark influences will not be block by rico, thus allowing you to cast ryuker."

The mutated hucast looked at the maniacally laughing rico in the distant, as the familiar form of three dark falzes emerged from the ground behind rico

"ok here it goes, " with that the hucast quickly absorbed the information of the disk, focused, and without fail casted a dark blue ryuker.. Relief flooded the now gathered group, and quickly made their to the teleportation spell.

Emperor rage looked at the mad rico.

"go on honeybunch, follow your weakling friends, knowing sooner or later that we WILL come to you, and consume you all."

with a flash of light the whole group (consisting of magenta, iceblink, lyric, emperor rage, Fargo, shurikane, the new hunter, and the mutated hucast, not to mention the mags, and an al rappy) found themselves standing next to the checkpoint on pioneer 2

"well, i dunno about you others, but i definately do not want to go through that again." iceblink said the others can only respond with a sigh..

magenta

Apr 6, 2001, 04:46 PM

ackk,,, did it again..

sniff..sorry..i think ill type less and leave the story to the others..

Breezblok

Apr 6, 2001, 04:52 PM

Okay, now I'm mad.........which isn't actually very scary. I just kind of narrow my eyes a bit and grin slightly. Then I get beat up. Oh well, at least god has a sense of humour. Here goes nothing.......

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Standing up on both feet, Breezblok regained his composure. "My armour........my armour is.......MESSED UP!!"

"What now, blinky?" Rico smirked evilly as she watched her lv.16 grants spell take it's effect on the humar.

"Hey, red."

"What the......?" Rico turned sharply to see a tall silhouette standing a few metres away from her. "I thought I toasted you. Oh well, guess I'll just have to try again." With that, she raised her arm into the air, and began to gather a large, dark ball above her head.

"Megid. Lv.16. Heh......." He tweaked the sensor around his left eye a bit to the left.

"Congratulations! Show him what he's won!" Rico yelled, lowering her arm and blasting the huge ball of darkness towards the lone figure.

"I don't think so." Quickly pulling an item out of his belt, he snapped it onto his chest. The ball slammed into him with devastating speed.....a bright light engulfed the battlefield....

"Not that easy, I'm afraid." Breezblok's grin widened as his face appeared through the smoke. "I may not be much when it comes to fighting, but I am a mechanic. And I think you'll find some of my tools rather......" Quickly pulling out a small ball, he pulls a pin out of it and hurls it at Rico. A blinding flash caught the huntress off guard. "Interesting!"

Rico turned to face the direction the voice was coming from, and is greeted by a photon claw to the shoulder. She narrowly avoids it, and grabs the hapless hunters arm, throwing him to the ground.

"And I think you'll find this rather interesting." Rico grinned, pulling out a long, photon-bladed knife and driving it through the humar's arm.

"Ack.......Kabanda! Now!"

A barrage of missiles slammed into the back of Rico, knocking her forwards, and pushing her face against breezblok's.

"Remember this?" Breez smiled......."Kinda like last year, huh?"

"Gnnnnnnn......" A vein began to throb in Rico's forehead......"Shut up!! We agreed that never happened!!"

"Do you still love me?"

Rico raised a large, red blade high into the air....."I DON'T DATE LOSERS!!!"

"Hit her now, for god's sake! I'm trying here!"

Blink's sword cut deep into the side of the huntress......once again, producing only a maniacal smile.

"Think you can kill me like that? Oooh boy, am I gonna enjoy this...."
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Dun dun duuuuun! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

Breezblok

Apr 6, 2001, 05:01 PM

Oopsies.......my bad. Swap magenta's post around with mine......the story makes a lot more sense that way. We posted at the same time, ya see.......um.....well....darn. This is more confusing than a series of DBZ. Ne. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

magenta

Apr 6, 2001, 05:14 PM

lol breeze block.. yes.

i think im enjoying this far too much, in fact i should be out late night shopping in west end in london with some friends.. but oh no... im stuck on this computer...and the silly cows can moo all they like. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

anyway recap
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rico escaped the restaed groups asskicking and summoned three dark falzes.. luckily magenta had a ryuker disk which wouldnt normally work.. but being used by the dark influenced mutated hucast, it did.. thus allowing a pipe to be created through which the group escaped onto pioneer 2.

phew.

Breezblok

Apr 6, 2001, 06:51 PM

I'm going to france for a week on sunday, which means I'm not gonna have much of a chance to write......obviously. I'll probably post something tomorrow, but just in case, keep the story going guys! I'll be expecting some good reading when I get back! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

Deathkiller

Apr 6, 2001, 07:05 PM

GEEZ! Why is it this fanfic has so much more attention than mine?

I guess fanfics about... HUMANs are better than Androids

actually this is a GREAT FANFIC

who'm i kidding i LOVE IT and lots n lots of effort went into it, mines been updated thouhg, tried to add some VERSION 2 things to it for a change, hope you like it, go check it out though!

Rubius-sama

Apr 6, 2001, 07:11 PM

Zero_Rubius joins the adventure to provide assistance.

He had A Delsaber Buster and A Delsaber Shield...

...as soon as he headed down to the ruins to do a Super Power Punch Attack......

He experienced a sad message from SEGA.

SEGA: " You're PSO VMU file has been deleted. For faster, better online gameplay, join SegaNET at www.seganet.com"

Zero-Rubius: "*sob* *sob*...i guess ill never know.........http://tomeeboy.com/pso/images/phpbb/subject/icon15.gif

Breezblok

Apr 6, 2001, 07:38 PM

I've decided to start a brand new story! As stated above, for the next week, I'll be away, so I'm gonna make my big contribution! Right here, right now. It's late......good.
P.S. I just reread the last few posts.....I broke her nose? I can't believe I had it in me! Heheh......thanks Magenta.

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The crew pulled themselves to their feet.

"Phew...I'm sure glad that one's over." gasped Breezblok. "I guess I'd better introduce myself, huh?" The crew nodded. "My name's Breezblok. Hunter by name, mechanic by profession. Here's my card." He pulled a small stack of cards out of his belt, and handed one to everyone in the group. "It has my home no., cell, pager, fax......."

"You have a card?" Ice stared at it. "I've been meaning to get some of these."

"Um......I guess I should ask who you guys are."

"My name's IceBlink." The humar said. "These are my friends....Lyric, Magenta, Emperor Rage, Fargo, Shurikane, this guy here" he motioned towards the mutated hucast "...and my rappy, pikachu."

"Nice to meet you guys. Uh....I'm thinking we should probably head to the medcenter. Only I'm not sure the janitor here will appreciate what we're doing to his nice floor." Breezblok motioned to his gaping arm wound.

"Affirmitive" the Hucast said. "We will rendezvous at the medcenter, and then proceed to the forest to search for clues about our opponent."

"Oppone......oh, her." Breezblok shrugged. "Well, I know she's called Rico, I went out with her once, she was okay then."

"I was referring to battle weaknesses."

"Oh. You mean skitzo-maniac Rico."

"......Affirmitive."

A few bandages and trimates later, and the gang found themselves down in the Ragol forest.

"You're weird.......where do ya come from? How old are ya? Huh? Mister?" Lyric tugged on Breezblok's trouser leg.

"Uuuh.....I'm.....well........I'll tell you later, ok?"

"Hmph. I'm no kid, ya know."

They proceeded on, only to find a dead end.
Fargo tapped on the wall that blocked their path. "Looks solid enough......it wasn't hear last time, though. I wonder how it could've got here so fast?" Suddenly, another wall slammed down behind them, trapping them.

Shurikane armed herself, and the rest followed suit. "Who are you?" Yelled Rage. "Hell, where are you?" "Chirp!" "Wheeeee!"

Dark silhouettes appeared around the perimeter of the pit they were stuck in.

"Crap.......not again......"

"This happened before?" Magenta looked a little concerned. "Do You know these people?"

"Old........friends."

"Breezblok, come out with your hands up! You are surrounded!"

"Not again.......damn it, why did I let you bring me here?! Screw this!!"

Taking a running leap, Breezblok attempted to clear the wall.......and failed. Miserably.

"You cannot escape!"

"Figures......aah.....my head........"

"You are under arrest for attempted murder. You do not have to say anything when questioned, but anything you do say will be taken down and, if necessary, be used as evidence against you in a court of law........"

"Sure, ok, you know what? Fine! Arrest me already! I already helped you with your enquiry! I told you, I don't know anythin....."

He was quickly silenced as a small dart pierced his neck.

"You are all under arrest for aiding a murderer."

"What the......." Ice looked puzzled. "He's a.......murderer?"

"Always knew he was no good. I told him I'm not a kid, but he just has to go 'Hey kid!'"

"Enough lyric." Magenta's voice sliced through lyric like a double saber.

"sowwy......"

"Well this is a damn fine mess you've gotten us into." Fargo raised his arms. "I don't want trouble. If you need us, take us."

"Forget it!!" Shurikane yelled. "I never liked these guys anyway........You called me a thief! I didn't steal that candy!!"

Sweat drops began to form on the back of the officers heads.....

"Are you crazy?!" Fargo yelled, "Well all be arrested!!"

"Yeah" Rage said, "but it looks like that'll happen anyway. I say fight. What about you, Ice?"

IceBlink looked around.....at the crew......at the police.......and at the unconscious Breezblok...."Well, he did help us out against Rico.......I say we........."
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This one's for you guys to finish. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

"Sometimes I wish I could be strong like you, it doesn't matter, each time I wake I'm somehow feeling a truth I can't handle."
----Korn, let's get this party started.

Well guys? Let's party!!

IceBlink

Apr 6, 2001, 08:01 PM

Heh. Nearly 2000 views! ^_^;; We can do this! Thanks to the people who's reading this! ^_^;

- - -

I blinked as I weighed the options.

...

Ah hell, screw it.

"RUN!"

As Magenta and Rage picked up the unconscious Breezblok, everyone followed me like a Benny Hill episode as I ran back to my telepipe which was still open for some odd reason, the entire party popped in, and ended back at the mines.

Fortunately, we were in a abandoned medical ward.

And so, there, we were able to rest and heal as required... and Breezblok woke back up too, after a dose of Anti.

And... oddly enough, Fargo was clever enough to open another telepipe and retrieve Elenor's body from the hospital where it has been telepiped to, apparently, and so, with the equipment at hand, we were able to attach her head back to her body. Finally!

Pulling out her Spread Needle (heck, she's so weak, she needs it. Don't diss her), she armed herself. "Thank you, everyone. I'll try to be of service this time..."

Yeah yeah... I'd better look after her this time or Dr. Montague will have my head...

"Ne, ne, niisan... why are we running? That guy is a wanted man! And he called me kid!"

"It wasn't my fault!"

Shrugging, I replied. "Think of this as the next adventure.

"I'm not wanted! It's a misunderstanding!"

"Cool!"

"ARGH!"

... I hate my weird life sometimes.

As we milled around the place, I thought about contacting Lina and the others. Maybe they were somewhere?

With a clicking on that tiny keypad, I mail a message.

I receive a reply.

"304 say leave a
message at the
noise! *.*"

...

...

...

... Yeah. Whatever.

Mailing one to Akumi and Cienna instead, I set up my map.

With everyone ready, we start off on the journey to find the missing party...

- - -

^_^ Wai... ^_^;;;

[addsig]

[ This message was edited by: IceBlink on 2001-04-06 18:08 ]

KodiaX987

Apr 6, 2001, 08:03 PM

IceBlink sighs. "Back to medic duty I suppose..."

Hearing the magic words, Rage and Shurikane shake IB like a potato bag.

"Get a hold of yourself!"

IB is still blue.

"I dun wanna go... is too scary in there."
"Want to see something scarier?!" snarls Shurikane. She grabs IB and kisses him on the mouth. IceBlink shivers. He isn't scared, but her face is real damn freezing.

The group is soon joined by the rest of the team, including Elenor. There must be at least 20 people.

Sciler: "Will we be enough?"
KodiaX: "Cmon!!"
Fargo: "No more people. This army is barely manageable."
Magenta: "What's the plan?
Lina: "A drink at the bar..."
Elenor: "A good night's sleep..."
Akumi: "Then we make our comeback!"
Shurikane: *YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!*
IceBlink: "Good! Let's go."
Rage: "We will, we will..."
Lyric: "...Rock you!"
All: "WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU!!!"

Akumi opens the door, Magenta kicks Montague out, and the team settles at different tables. May the next writer decide who's with who.

KodiaX987

Apr 6, 2001, 08:13 PM

Reading, Breeze's post, I first cursed myself for typing slow cuz of the visual keyboard... But IceBlink came him and somehow made my part fit in like magic!!!

That dude's a telepath...!

KLin-304

Apr 6, 2001, 10:07 PM

Jeez, you guys! Don?t get so far ahead of me! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif Right, okay here is how my portion will go so we can get over that battle that seems to be dragging on for 2 pages now. (Blargh, this is turning into a long drawn out Dragon Ball Z-type fight) After a battle, Crushinator joins our group, we also find Lina?s brother and then arrive on the scene to help defeat Rico. I was going to embellish a little on Ice?s powers given his genetic enhancement and he?s allow him to strike the final blow, but oh wells... looks like you guys teleported away already. :/ Anyways, I?ll try wrapping up my part quickly. Although I highly doubt that I can... ^_^;;

- - -
Enter the CRUSHINATOR, Conclusion:

?Hey, thanks for the assist, tin man!? KodiaX waves to the new arrival.

The yellow Hucast suddenly lets out a loud bellow, ?I?LL SHOW YOU TIN MAN, PUNY WEAKLING HUMAN!!?

*The Hucast rushes at the unfortunate Humar and knocks his gladius away before the human realized the threat. He then front-kicks the hapless KodiaX in the chest and sends him crashing into a pile of boxes.*

?That android had gone haywire, we?ve got to stop him!? Cienna and Mina leapt at the belligerent Hucast, trying to use the dual slice that had worked so effectively on the second Garanz. But the hard blows do not seem to do much more than chip away some of the yellow paint of the HUcast?s armor. With another roar of ?DESTROY ALL HUMANS!!? the Hucast grabs the two Hunewearls by their heads and thrusts them away violently into the steel walls.

?Hey, don?t hurt my friends!? Lina fires her Charge Repeaters at the insane warrior android, stunning it for a second, but he recovered quickly and pulled out a pair of S-beat blades with a cry of ?DESTROY HUMANS, CRUSH, DESTROY, DESTROY, DESTROY!!? (got a one-sided processor doesn?t he? ^_^; ) Lina lets loose another volley, but the sonic blades deflect the shots rapidly and the angry machine man began advancing toward the RAcaseal.

?Lina, catch!? Mina had recovered from the harsh blow and seeing her friend in trouble, tossed her s-beat blades to her.

*Lina managed to grab the blades just before the Hucast charged her, the two yellow androids met with a clash and sonic boom as the s-beat blades reverbrated and changed frequencies as they collided together. But the HUcast still obviously held the advantage of power over the much smaller RAcaseal and it would be a matter of seconds before he broke through her defenses.*

?Look! A controller machine disk!? Cienna had recovered and saw one of those floating mechanical disks that controlled and gave dubchics the power to keep healing themselves no matter how much damage they took.

*Cienna concentrated all of her technique power and sent a powerful zonde that dropped the disk, but it wasn?t enough to destroy it, this also caught the attention of the strange Hucast who faltered for a second, allowing Lina to get in a decent slice. But with a fierce roar, the Hucast came back with a powerful smash that dropped the smaller android, the HUcast?s blades glowed red as he prepared to activate the special killing blow. ?Damn, I?m out of technique power!? Cienna exclaimed as soon as she realized the controller disk hadn?t been destroyed. Then she spied KodiaX nearby, crawling up from behind a pile of boxes. ?KodiaX, the disk, you?ve got to shoot it!? Seeing Lina knocked to the floor and the HUcast towering over her, the Humar frantically grabbed the first weapon that felt like a gun from his pack, and fired at the controller disk. Blam! the disk exploded and the Hucast froze, with the deadly s-beat blades a mere centimeter away from Lina?s head.*

?DESTROY ALL HUMANS!! Er, I mean hi...? the yellow Hucast said, and shook it?s eyeless head as if to clear it.

?Whew...? Cienna, Mina, and KodiaX breathe a sigh of relief. Then they all notice the weapon in KodiaX?s hand... a varista....

?I can?t believe KodiaX actually saved us using the ?poo gun!?? Mina laughed.

?Hey, it worked didn?t it? Besides, I doubt the Justice would have reached the sucker,? the blue-haired Humar nodded at the spot where the controller disk had been.

In the meanwhile, the Hucast that had been trying to murder the four of them not so long ago was helping Lina to her feet, ?The name?s CRUSHINATOR... I?m sorry if I hurt you.?

?I?ll be fine, a trimate will make me right again,? Lina stood up, and realized that she barely reached up to the taller android?s chest. ?Wow, your 304 tall!? she grinned, her ditzy personality kicking in on cue. Everybody else face faults of course.

*A few minutes later, everyone has taken their drugs: trifluids, trimates to be exact and are feeling more like themselves.*

?Lina, why did you wander off without telling the others? And why didn?t you respond to my mails?? Cienna asked.

?Well, I felt a calling. Something in here,? Lina explained tapping her chest, ?Was telling me to follow the path, and then I heard this strange song in my head, and then those Garanz showed up...? *A growl from CRUSHINATOR at the mention of the name Garanz* ?... and you guys know the rest.?

?A Strange song? Maybe you should go easy on the Garanz *CRUSHINATOR growls again at the mention of the name* fluid next time?? KodiaX chuckled.

Lina shook her head, ?But I have a feeling that somewhere in these mines something is calling me.. another.... 304 android... I think. I have to know, I could have family members down here.?

?What about Garanz-crushing boy over there?? Cienna asked. *At this, CRUSHINATOR begins growling loudly and shouting, ?GARANZ YOU BASTARD! YOU?LL NEVER TAKE MY LUNCH MONEY AGAIN! I?LL CRUSH YOU!! I?LL STUFF YOUR MISSILES RIGHT UP YOUR GIANT (censored) AND THEN (censored) (censored) (CENSORED)!!? (I sense an unhappy childhood here, folks) Everybody else sweatdrops ^_^;;*

Lina shook her head, making her synthetic ribbons bounce around, ?Er... no, I?ve never met him before. Even though he is yellow, and sort of cute...?

?Cuuuute?? Mina and Cienna?s faces become very cat-like, (you?d almost swear they had tails and were wiggling them around ^_^;; ) as they draw out the word with great emphasis.

*KodiaX, uncomfortable at the direction the conversation seems to be heading, wanders over to the far wall and notices a tiny switch, he flips it and suddenly the wall slides open to reveal a bright Orange teleporter.*

?Hey guys! Come look at what I?ve found!? The male hunter called to his companions.

?Hmmmm.... Where does it go?? Mina asked as the five gathered around the telporter.

?The... compulsion I felt a while ago... it is telling me to enter the teleporter,? Lina spoke a little dazedly.

?Oh boy, I hope we don?t find another psychopathic HUcast? muttered KodiaX

?I?ll have you know, weakling human, that I am NOT psychopathic!? CRUSHINATOR punctuated his words by lifting KodiaX into the air by his suit collar.

?Okay, okay! Just put me down! Sheesh!? the hapless HUmar conceded. ?This guy might have been less dangerous if we hadn?t freed him from the controller? he thought to himself.

?What does Psychopathic mean anyways?? CRUSHINATOR asked after placing KodiaX down. *Everybody else prat falls*

*The party walks into the bright orange teleporter and find themselves in a dimly lit room filled with capsules and computers. Most of the capsules are smashed, and the computers don?t seem to be displaying anything useful, other than a fatal error message.*

?It is calling me... someone is calling me.... here? Lina walks to the fourth capsule on the right side of the room, it is unbroken and seems to be glowing faintly.

*As the others gather behind her, Lina begins punching some numbers on the control pad connected to the capsule. With a ping and hum, the capsule slides open... to reveal... a man?s face on a grey and orange HUcast body?! A metallic mask clamps shut on the face suddenly, and infrared slits open in it... now the face looked like that of a normal HUcast. Did they just imagine that the face had been that of a man?s? The Hucast clambered out of the capsule and landed with a loud thud in front of Lina. The others held their breath, (except for CRUSHINATOR of course) would this HUcast attack them? Lina and the HUcast stared into each others eyes for what seemed like an eternity: Clear blue ones staring into Glowing yellow ones. Something seemed to pass between them and Lina smiled.*

?Oniisan! 304-niisan! I?ve found you at last!? Lina cried happily and hugged the HUcast.

?Omouto-chan, I have missed you these long years,? the HUcast responded in a voice that had a strangely human quality to it, and hugged her back.

?Who is he, Lina?? Mina asked when the two broke the embrace.

?He?s KLin-304, (that?s Kay-fifty-inu-san-zero-shi technical pronunciation, Kay-Lin is an acceptable alternative though) he?s my older brother. The Engineers that made us must have brought him to Ralgol with them on board the Pioneer 1? Lina answered with a grin.

?304 nice to meet you,? KLin-304 nodded and smiled at the others. (well actually, an infrared light spread across the lower metal plate of his face, but it amounted to a smile)

?I am Lina?s older brother, I?m 25 years old, I like 80?s Giant Robot shows, bedtime stories, and all types of seafood. I can also transform into an Inferno Bazooka. yoroshiku oneegaishimasu!? KLin bowed in introduction, and made a pinging noise.

?Great, another kooky Japanese android...? muttered KodiaX.

?Can you really turn into an Inferno Bazooka?? CRUSHINATOR asked, apparently interested.

?Yes, do you want to see?? the grey and orange HUcast nodded affirmatively.

*Just then, an explosion is heard in the distance, followed by another*

?That came from outside, sounds like someone throwing around high level Rafoies!? Cienna informed the others.

?eto... here?s a map of the surrounding mines 3 area.? KLin said as he pulled out an Area map from his capsule that looked like it had been soaking in something for a few years.

?Dang, that reeks!? KodiaX complained, ?It smells worse than Shurikane?s breath!?

?What? Mines 3? What is that?! I never heard of anything like that?? Mina said curiously.

?hai, see the room we are in, is underneath a giant monument on a floating island... don?t ask me how it floats, it has something to do with techniques that I don?t understand anything about. Something bad happened to the person that made this island float, and they became very powerful and enslaved our creators. Forcing them to use our brothers and sisters for strange experiments. I was deemed unuseable for the experiments, but the Engineers managed to keep me here and in suspended animation. It?s been about 4 years since that happened, and I don?t know what has beein going on in that time. But these quakings don?t seem to be caused by that same person, although it feels like someone is controlling the monument. I haven?t the least idea who it could be unfortunately.? The grey and orange HUcast explained.

?Sounds like a war or something is raging outside, we should go check it out,? KodiaX suggested

?Hold on, I?ve got mail from AKUMI,? Mina held up her hand, ?What?s that? There?s a gaping hole in the Dark Falz garden? Did you go into the Ruins by yourself again? Uh huh... hmmm... thanks AKUMI, bye bye.?

*Another explosion is heard from below, this time closer and screams of agony as well.*

?That sounds like magenta!? Lina exclaimed, ?We?ve got to help her! Quick, nii-san, how the heck do we get out of here??

?Well... see I don?t really know because the engineers never let me outside, and the floating island runs on techniques so I haven?t any idea at all.. errr... ^_^;;;?

*More screams and grunts can be heard as the unseen battle apparently grows more and more heated.*

?That sounded like IceBlink! I hope he?s okay!? Mina said worriedly.

*Suddenly, a familiar form flashes into the room, startling the six.*

?Ahhh... now this is a place humming with power... what are you doing here?!? Vamp exclaimed.

?Nevermind that! Listen, there?s a battle going on, and magenta and the others are probably in big trouble! How did you get in here? You?ve got to tell us how to get out and help them!?

?Well then! There is an orb on the top of this monument, a rather interesting item it is. Apparently when you strike it with different techniques in a specific order, it allows entry, and exit to this place. It might take a while for me to open up a portal large enough for all six of you to exit however,? the FOmar explained.

?Hurry!? Cienna exclaimed.

*Vampire LR disappears and begins the arduous task of opening a portal to the ground below. The others wait nervously as the sounds of battle begin to grow softer and began fearing the worst. Finally, a large portal opens, and the six rush into it, followed by Vamp. The seven of them are transported to the ground below, that is filling with.... Dimenians of all sorts*

?Ah ha ha ha ha! Good! More do-goody heroes for me to slaughter! Too bad your friends already ran off like the weakling cowards they are!? A strange woman with a gungnir protruding out of her cackled and pointed at the group. With a rush, the Dimenian army charged forward.

?I?ll take care of this Lina! I?ve endured being kept a prisoner of this evil magic too long! Now it is payback time!? so saying, KLin304 suddenly transformed into a giant Kama MAG.

?What the---? everybody said confusedly.

?Now feel the pain I have built up over these past 4 years! 304 biiimu!!! [*]========>? the Kama MAG spun in a wide circle around the other six heroes and let loose with a tremendous Photon Blast.

*An insanely huge Pilla appears and a huge beam of energy strikes the ground. The effect is as if a Heaven?s Punisher had flayed the entire are, the army of Dimenians cry out in agony and are vaporized where they stand, but Rico is unharmed by the blast.*

?Ah haha haha, a photon blast can?t hurt me, you silly android. Bah! I don?t need any monsters to help me finish you off. Your friends couldn?t stand up to my blades, do you think you can even last as long?!? so saying, the evil HUmarl sent a lvl 16 Rafoie hurtling at the six heroes. (and an extra large Kama MAG)

*The blast dissipates on an invincible shield that KLin has apparently generated around the group. Rico?s eyes widen in shock.*

?Guys, you?re invincible while this shield is up, but you won?t be able to fight back unless I take it down, and it will fade in a few minutes. What are we going to do?? the rotating Kama asks in KLin?s voice.

?Nii-san, we?ll do it! We?ll fight so that the sparks of our 304 brothers and sisters can rest in their pieces!? Lina said gathering her courage and resolve.

?Don?t forget I?ll be helping you too. I?ve got a feeling that Grants research I did awhile ago may come in handy.? Vampire LR informed the group.

?CRUSHINATOR, you can use me as an inferno bazooka when I let the shield down,? KLin added to the yellow HUcast.

?Well well well, it looks like you guys aren?t so weak after all. (Well, they are only lvl 100, 100, 95, 90-something, 80-something, 95, and I don?t know what KodiaX?s lvl is... ^_^; after all)? Red Ring Rico smirked as she approached the group, ?But your not all going to hide behind a shield of invincibility now are you? Let?s be sporting!?

?Nows our chance, let?s do it!? Cienna whispered harshly.

*Just as Rico reaches the rim of the shield, KLin reverts to Hucast form and the shield of invincibility vanishes. Cienna is the first to strike, a powerful zonde spell that connects but barely makes Rico flinch. But then Mina follows up with Rafoie, and KodiaX with his highest level Barta spell. The spells twist and combine together, each technique element somehow strengthening the others. Rico halted, but she wasn?t taking any damage yet. Then CRUSHINATOR let loose with a blast from the grey and orange inferno bazooka that KLin had transformed into. Rico fell back a step, then two. With a ?Take this, vile sorceress!? Vampire LR explodes a lvl 15 Grants upon Rico, the powerful FOmar pushing his mental capacities to the limit as were the HUmar and two HUnewearls. Rico screamed as the combined energies began breaking away her awesome defenses. Lina raised her C-bringer?s rifle and aimed, ?For you my creators, brothers, and sisters....? she fired....*

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And you?ll just have to find out what happens next time! Even though I hate drawing out this Dragon Ball Z-like fight, I just don?t have the time to write anymore so ?ja ne? until next time!

[ This message was edited by: KLin-304 on 2001-04-07 15:12 ]

IceBlink

Apr 6, 2001, 11:06 PM

Hey! Vamps can't use a level 16 Grants unless he's been gamesharked! ^_^;; Consider Rico to be at level 200 then... as in, she is V2 already... heh heh. ^_^

Oh, and Rico can use all level 16 techs with exception of Resta... after all, giving her Resta kill would be unfair... ^_^ Especially since she also has enhancements from DF...

Oh well... too tired to post... I'll let someone do some work... ^_^;;

KodiaX987

Apr 6, 2001, 11:20 PM

Gosh, I really need to bury the hatchet between me and Lina! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif

BTW, is Fargo also Emperor Rage on PSO? If no, does he read the the fanfic? If no, is he on PSOW at all?! If no, then I just made a total fool of myself!! I'll tell you all about it tomorrow.
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Oh yes! My part:

*BOOOOOOOOMMMMM!*

Short, huh? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif

Kamotz

Apr 6, 2001, 11:38 PM

Man, I wish I was creative enough to contribute to the works =). This is really good stuff here. Still on page 5, don't worry I'm catching up http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

Nawms

Apr 6, 2001, 11:52 PM

UUUUU.....mmmmmmmmmmm well over 2000 views WOW!

Getting sort of lost though.

This is the most popular post ever.

How long ago did this all start?

IceBlink

Apr 7, 2001, 12:09 AM

On 2001-04-06 21:52, Nawms wrote:
UUUUU.....mmmmmmmmmmm well over 2000 views WOW!

Getting sort of lost though.

This is the most popular post ever.

How long ago did this all start?

Uh... a few weeks ago, and it happened because I was bored... ^_^;

And to the other post, have a happy read. There's a lot to go through... heh ^_^

Nawms

Apr 7, 2001, 12:17 AM

As I always say good things come to those who are bored. Like the guy who typed (wrote out each letter out, like twenty-three) all the letters to 1,000,000. Now he's in the guiness book of world records for longest typed or something. Maybe youll be in the book for longest post ever. Already like 17, 18 pages of posts.

You should ignore what is written in my sig.

Where are you going anyway?

IceBlink

Apr 7, 2001, 12:30 AM

On 2001-04-06 22:17, Nawms wrote:
Maybe youll be in the book for longest post ever. Already like 17, 18 pages of posts.

Naw, I remember a post with 25 pages or something... but we're still going strong... ^_^

You should ignore what is written in my sig.

Heh, I've used that in a earlier sig, only... altered... SaitoH should probably remember it.... ^_^

[quote
Where are you going anyway?
[/quote]

I have two answers.

One. We don't have a main plot. ^_^; What ever comes, we write it... so it's very random. But we try to follow each other's posts... most of the time.

And the second answer is I'm going to bed. It's 4:30am here. ^_^

G'night. ^_^

BWS-1

Apr 7, 2001, 07:19 AM

keep iiittanasdgnb upppa u guyss faggrrr....

sdamn, if youeau wonefnderinmg whyu I wriit ikle trheat, tkake a olookkko in theaaaaa 7houeerr fanaffic....

Breezblok

Apr 7, 2001, 07:24 AM

I just woke up......*yawn*......I'll be around for most of today, though, so I might post something........something ZANY!! And....well.......ZANY!!! What say we put some comedy back in this fanfic? After all, that's how we started, right? Let's make a.....well, let's just call it a 'stupost' (stupid + post = stupost). I'm sure as hell not gonna do it, like I said, I just woke up. I don't even have the capacity to make a sandwich right now, let alone write anything. Who's up next, then?

BWS-1

Apr 7, 2001, 07:30 AM

nooaet mmeee.... wowow feel weirddde...

magenta

Apr 7, 2001, 08:32 AM

??? whats happening here now, im confuseedd??..http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

it looks like klin went through a transtemporal portal and join in the fray between iceblink, magenta & co, and red ring rico...with the crushinator, and klin in tow.

back in normal space time iceblink, and co is wanted for aiding a murderer?.

magenta

Apr 7, 2001, 08:51 AM

after some spurious comedics involving their return, and finding out breezeblock's somewhat dodgy criminal past...magenta decided to go to the bar, but seeing the egotistical dr.montague rant on about his latest technological developments, magenta felt the strong urge to kick him.. and considering what she recently went through, magenta decided to follow suit with her train of thought, thus sending the shocked dr.montague sprawling across the floor of the bar.. with that magenta decided to say goodbye to some members of the group, and return to her lab..

there she sat wondering what really occured down there, the strange diana apparition she faced, and rico's connection with the dark influence.. something she couldve studied further using her concealed measuring instrumentations.. but rico's madness, and three dark falzes made that task impossible..

"IF only akumi, cienna, and lina appeared earlier, we could've subdued rico, and taken her with us for examination.."

suddenly her door buzzer rang, and without thought magenta went up, and opened the door to see a couple of policemen..

"Are you Dr. Magenta Manson?" inquired the seniour officer.

"yes, you are correct" magenta responded.

"Im sorry maam, but would you please come with us.." the senoir officer said somberly

"what?...why?" magenta inquired

"For assaulting a high public servant, dr montague, and for aiding and abetting a wanted fugitive"

"ohh....damnit" with that magenta had no choice she held her hands up together which were promptly cuffed, and the senior officer led her to the waiting police floater.

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"oh no....."

Breezblok

Apr 7, 2001, 09:11 AM

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Magenta trudged into the room, led by the officers. Sitting her down next to a familiar purple-suited HUmar, they left. "We'll be back after we check you in. And don't try to escape...you'll generally find that an unpleasant experience."

Magenta managed a small smile, followed by a rather loud gulping noise. She looked at the man sitting next to her. "What did they get you for?"

He slowly raised his head..."Murder."

"Breezblok?"

"Uh-huh......"

"YOU IDIOT!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!! IF ITWASN'T FOR YOU, WE WOULDN'T BE HERE!! NNNNNNNG.......I'M GONNA KILL YOU WHEN WE GET OUT OF HERE!!"

"Quieten down.....these guys can get VERY violent when they want to.....and personally, I don't like this..."

"Neither do I!!" Magenta began to raise her voice again.

"Shhhhh! Didn't I just tell you, they'll hear you! Listen, if they got you, they'll probably get the others soon too.....we have to get out of here....."

"Grrrrrrrrrr.....if we DO get out of here, I'm gonna kill you, blokhead."

"Think about that later, right now we need to figure out what kind of trouble we're in."

"Tell me about it..."

"Shh! Someone's coming!"

A tall man stepped into the room, and stubbed his cigarette out on the wall.

"Zeke? Oh crud...."

"Heheh.....congratulations." The man pulled his uniform off to reveal a costume matching that of a RAmar. "You guys are in serious trouble, ya know. I think there might be an execution coming on.....heheh."

Quickly dropping to the floor, Breezblok knocked the burly man to the ground, temporarily stunning him. "Get out of here!! These guys aren't cops! They're freelance mercenaries, they'll kill us bot......" He slumped to the ground as the butt of the rifle collided with his skull. Taking a deep breath, Magenta threw a foie at the RAmar, and bolted out of the door.

"Stop that woman!!"

*Dead end......* "Stop right there!!" Magenta slowly turned her head to see two dozen armed guards pointing armed weapons in her direction. Sighing, she raised her hands. In the distance, she could see a barely conscious Breezblok being towed away to the cells.

"Sorr...y.........ugh"

Magenta looked over her shoulder to see more people being dragged into the building.

"Lyric? Shurika.......ack*" Magenta slumped to the floor as the rifle barrel made contact with her head. Her vision slowly darkening, she slumped into unconsciousness.

*Ice...where are you?*
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IceBlink

Apr 7, 2001, 09:41 AM

Hmm... so we're not in Mines 3 anymore, Toto... uh, yeah. ^_^

On 2001-04-07 06:51, magenta wrote:
"ohh....damnit" with that magenta had no choice she held her hands up together which were promptly cuffed, and the senior officer led her to the waiting police floater.

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"oh no....."

"Oh no" is the right word. It's not gonna look good for a university professor to have a criminal record... ^_^;;

- - -

Well, this is gonna be bad... having just got back to Pioneer 2, Magenta just got herself arrested! D'oh!

Well, while Lyric keeps everyone else busy, I say farewell for the moment and go to find Dr. Montague... after all... he is _sort_ of my friend... maybe I can convince him to drop the charges?

Locating his private apartment, I knock on the door, to be greeted by the good newman scientist Force, with a bandage around his head. Ouch.

"Ah... hello, IceBlink! How is Elenor?"

"Fine... she's doing okay. Listen... I need to ask for one tiny favour..."

"Oh! Here!" the doctor said, passing a gun into my hand. "This is my newest model, the Grants automatic! Shoot, and it will fire Grants onto the target! I'm in a hurry, so toodles!" he said, before slamming the door. What the...

... Hey! Bah... this doesn't help at all...

Making my way back, I noticed that everyone was... gone?

Apsaras disattaches off my back and starts, for lackof a better word, sniffing the area, trying to pick up Lyric's scent. Yes, it's sad when the day comes that a mag can track better than a HUmar...

Apsaras beeps and starts moving off in one direction. Naturally, I follow...

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Coming to a strange building, I made my way quietly in, and using a set of photon claws, I crawl on the walls and on the ceiling, out of sight. Hmmm..

There's Breezblok and Magenta... but where are the others? I watch nervously as they are knocked unconscious, and taken away.

Holding onto Apsaras to glide, I slowly float down after the RAmar are gone, and walk into the cells... and lo and behold, there they are... unconscious.

Casting Reverser as quietly as possible, along with Resta, I wake them, and then placing a hand on the electronic lock, I freeze it with a high level barta spell. Hey, I'm not 'Ice' for nothing.

As the lock breaks, I smile. There.

"What took you, Ice?" Breezblok said, grinning, as I handed his weapons left in the corner by the RAmar.

"Encounter with Montague..." I say, as I help Magenta up.

"... I'll kill him. I really will..." Magenta muttered, as she rubbed the bruise on her head.

- - -

^_^ Ta-da...

Breezblok

Apr 7, 2001, 10:24 AM

Kill?! *gulp* I sure hope she was talking about Dr.Montague......

KodiaX987

Apr 7, 2001, 12:56 PM

No one has answered my question about Fargo/Rage. HELP!!! It's a matter of life and death!

magenta

Apr 7, 2001, 03:13 PM

no, fargo is not emperor rage..i think youre thinking that burnside = emperor rage.. which i think is true..

anyways..

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in a place of darkness, a plane between the living and the dead. a tall dark feminine figure stood majestically, spines jutted from her back, reaching out to the far ceiling of her vien covered throne, throbbing as though it is the very heart of the world it seeks to occupy.

before her stood a scarlet clad female, several feet shorter.

"mistress.." rico knelt down to her left knee, and looked up at her superior. "what do you require of me?"

an incomprehensible set of tones came forth form the figure in reply. she then put her hand for rico to see, and opened it. A globe of light appeared, and within it an image of a spaceship.

"pioneer 2?..you want pioneer2?" the puzzled rico looked on, as the image become distorted, and transformed into a set of faces, one after the other... the first was red haired woman with an eyepatch, and the dark figure said her name, "akumi...", then the image changed to that of a little fonewearl, "ryikio", and finally the image turned to that of yellow clad android whom rico met earlier, "lina."

with a nod, rico stood up, and the dark figure disappeared, and dark room slowly followed suit, leaving rico standing in the middle of the forest, with pioneer1 far in the background.

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ohhhhhh...just what is going to happen???..*shock/panic*

Breezblok

Apr 7, 2001, 03:56 PM

Hey Ice, nice game tonight! Techs only? Ruins? You've gotta be kidding me....... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

KodiaX987

Apr 7, 2001, 04:14 PM

Uh-oh... if it's not Fargo, then I now look VERY stupid... Here's what happened: thinking he's Fargo, I say hi... while under Shurikane. Small talk about lag, then out of siliness, I send *hug*. He sends one too, then sends *kiss*. Oh well, I send a kiss too. He sends me his card which reads "my lovely Shuri!"

ROTFL!!!

Someone has fallen in love with the shrieking Evil Exterior... CREEPY!! It's funny though.

But when I disconnect, my intelligence knocks at the door.

"Yo, Fargo's gone to France. That can't be him."

OMG!! That means I've cyber-kissed someone who didn't know in advance that it was a DUDE at the other end of the line?!

Crap, now what is my wife gonna say?

KodiaX987

Apr 7, 2001, 04:28 PM

Oh yeah; fanfic... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif

Small talk at the bar...(filler before being arrested)

"So I told him..."
"Hey Sciler, what happened?"
"Who wants to play pool with me and Mina?"
"ONE ROOT BEER PLEASE!!"
"Yo Crushie, check that replay on TV!"
"...And then I turn around, and slice its arms off."
"Shurikane!! Stop staring at my face like this!"
"Elenor, can you fetch me that fork over there?"
"...and he didn't know in advance it was a DUDE at the other end of the line?!"
"Thank you!"
"Oh-ho, that was a good play!"

And the door slams open as the place is invaded by the baddies.

Breezblok

Apr 7, 2001, 04:44 PM

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to France I go.......well guys, this is probably gonna be my last post before I leave for la france.......keep the fanfic warm for me, won't you? Oh, and keep me out of trouble. You know how I love to get into it, don't you?

IceBlink: What know?
Breezblok: BOXES!! *break* *smash*
Three hungry looking gigobooma's ambush the two.
Breezblok: Bad boxes! BAD BOXES!

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IceBlink

Apr 7, 2001, 05:29 PM

On 2001-04-07 13:56, Breezblok wrote:
Hey Ice, nice game tonight! Techs only? Ruins? You've gotta be kidding me....... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

You gotta admit, it was fun! I even died once in the forest! ^_^; Relying on techs is more harder than I thought... pity you can't combo them like weapons... ^_^;

Heh... being a FOmar is hard... ^_^;;

Breezblok

Apr 7, 2001, 07:07 PM

Itsa itsa itsa 11pm.........sleeeep.........no, no sleep..........trip tomorrow.........see you guys when I get back.....have fun while I'm away.....no trouble for blok...no slepp........nosl eep......accccc........k......k........ I can manage it......smilie........smile.......s....m.......il. ... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif
*thud* *snore* *snore*

KLin-304

Apr 7, 2001, 07:47 PM

Alright, I hope nobody else posts anything new while I?m writing this. (I changed Vamp?s Grants to lvl 15 in the last post, although I thought it would be viable to have a lvl 100 vampiric FOmar cast Grants 16, but I think a lvl 70-something HUmar being able to stand against lvl 200 HUmarl is even more far-fetched, oh well) Anyways, following up from KodiaX?s nicely done sound effect:

*Lina?s shot shatters the orb on top of the monument, several hundred feet away. With an earthshaking BOOOOOM, the floating island plummets earthward like a meteor and lands on the vulnerable Rico. (That has got to hurt!) All that can be seen of her is her feet (Just like the Wicked Witch of the West, or was that East? Whatever...) sticking out from under the edge of the fallen floating island.*

?She?s not dead, we just trapped her for awhile? KLin answered the unspoken question, ?We would be floating around on a ring of light, if that were the case.?

?So she?s got different forms, and the power to transform landscapes like the Dark Falzes?? Vamp asked, curiosity sparkling in his eyes.

?I?ve never encountered a Dark Falz before, so I cannot say for sure,? KLin admitted.

?Yeesh, if I had a mountain of rock fall on me, I?d be dead for sure!? KodiaX stated the obvious.
?Hey look here! I bet Blinky will be happy to get this back!? he said hefting IceBlink?s Devil Gugnir that had somehow come loose when Rico had been crushed.

?Mnn!? Lina nodded and did the obvious thing: ?V!!?

?Let?s Geki-ga-in!? KLin cried out, striking an even sillier pose, with left leg lifted, knee bent, and his right fist extended high into the air.

?Well done everyone, let?s go home,? Cienna congratulated as she curled her arm over Mina?s shoulder.

?CRUSHINATOR, CRUSH WEAK HUMAN LADY!! Now CRUSHINATOR is hungry...? CRUSHINATOR stated triumphantly(?) as a teleporter appeared and whisked the seven heroes back home.

*Underneath the mountain of rubble, Red Ring Rico stirred*

?We?ll meet again, fools. And next time I?ll have my revenge! Ah ha ha ha! *cough cough, choke on dust, wheeze*?

*Back on board the Pioneer 2, the ship is rife with some sort of military activity. The group learns that IceBlink and the others had gone into the Forest to search for them. (hee hee, oopsies!) And somehow had gotten into trouble. A wanted poster displaying magenta?s beautiful face told half the story, but who was this strange HUmar mechanic that had every RAmar mercenary up in arms? As the group ponders how they are to reunite with their friends, a familiar form holding a delsaber?s buster and shield saunters up to them.*

?It is about time... I was getting lonely,? AKUMI sniffed and licked her shoulder in a taunting manner.

- - -

Okay, that should bring us somewhat back up to speed. Now I leave it to IceBlink to bring the two groups back together again. Don?t forget CRUSHINATOR is a yellow rag rappy-looking HUcast. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif

IceBlink

Apr 7, 2001, 08:07 PM

On 2001-04-07 17:47, KLin-304 wrote:
Alright, I hope nobody else posts anything new while I?m writing this. (I changed Vamp?s Grants to lvl 15 in the last post, although I thought it would be viable to have a lvl 100 vampiric FOmar cast Grants 16, but I think a lvl 70-something HUmar being able to stand against lvl 200 HUmarl is even more far-fetched, oh well) Anyways, following up from KodiaX?s nicely done sound effect:

Heh... Rico was just toying with me. ^_^ I never stood a chance anyway... ^_^

Anyway, I'll write it up tomorrow ^_^

KodiaX987

Apr 7, 2001, 10:49 PM

I'm gonna have to swap some posts when I save all that. With past happening after future, it makes it more confusing than Days of our Lives! o.O

Wait...did I just do an Anime smiley?!

Nawms

Apr 7, 2001, 10:50 PM

Four words. THIS IS GETTING HUGE!

KLin-304

Apr 8, 2001, 01:28 AM

I feel like doing another Filler Chapter, the past chapters have been too serious, and I had inspiration from Nadesico again last night. So here is something that hopefully will paste a smile on your face:

Femininity is Scary, part 1:

?A De Rol Le mutant?s egg has been spotted near the coastline of a small island just off the main continent of Ralgol. And I, the great Dr. Montague have been chosen to capture it. Me, my ingenious weapons, and my chosen warriors. Yes, no one else can cary out this mission except us, because we are superior. BUT WHY HASN?T ANYONE SHOWN UP TO RECEIVE MY ORDERS?!!! WHY?!!!?

*Dr. Montague?s mail machine beeps and magenta?s simple mail comes over*

?Because the local time is now 2:00 a.m. It?s called ?The dead of night? in Japan. It?s only natural for us to be asleep in our rooms. http://klin304.homestead.com/files/ragrappy.jpg ? - magenta

?UWAAAAA!!! What are you talking about?! I am the great doctor Montague! This can?t be happening!?

*At this, the guard assigned to the egotistical doctor gets up and yawns ?Time for Sleep.?*

?Hey, you! Your a military guard, aren?t you? You can?t leave your position!? the Fonewm complained.

?But it?s shift change... Touch.? the guard commented as he tag-teamed in Megumi-chan for guard duty of the flustered Doctor.

?Hey! Listen to me you oaf! Hey! Come to think of it, what happened to Elenor-chan? Where is she?! Where?! Everyone?s a slacker!? The newman doctor nearly screamed, but Megumi-chan was already concentrating at the mission received.

?Let?s see... Marica Island, is shaped like a half crescent, this should make finding that egg easier. Hmm... nice beach, perhaps I should catch a few solar rays...?

*meanwhile in the Pioneer 2 kitchens, we find Elenor.... cooking?!*

?That?s right, it is no good waiting, I should follow AKUMI?s example and be more open with my intentions. Cooking a late night meal for him. For example.? Elenor says to herself and begins humming to herself pleasantly.

?I was really surprised when she asked me to use the kitchen, but hey... what could be the harm?? AVIENDHA said to Pirotess.

?Heh, if she can cook better than Meg. We may have found a new roomate? the HUnewearl winked in reply.

*Elenor begins daydreaming about how IceBlink will act when she presents her scrumptious meal of love to him:

Piles of gourmet style food line a long ornate wooden table, every platter seems to sparkle like meseta. Elenor is dressed in a cute cook outfit with a pink chef?s hat and apron even. IceBlink is dressed in a snappy tux with a dinner napkin wrapped around his shoulders. Romantic jazzy horn instruments and a brush hit beat play in the background. ?Go ahead and enjoy!? the pink android smiles in her dream. IceBlink takes a portion of the nearest plate and pops it into his mouth.... he chews for a few seconds and swallows. ?hnn, hmm! Hmmm!!! Waaaaa!!!! Umaaiiiiiii!!!!' (Umai=really tasty in Japanese) cries IceBlink, and raises his fork high into the air as he leaps to his feet. The dream pans to Elenor?s beaming face and the air fills with floating bubbly looking hearts, ?I?m so glad you like it!? ?Elenor, it?s better than anything else I?ve ever tasted. Forgive me for shunning you all this time.? and saying this, IceBlink reaches for Elenor. ?Oh... IceBlink...? Elenor leans into his embrace and their lips....

vanish in a puff of acrid smoke as the meal becomes 500% overcooked!*

?Waaaaaaaahhh! NO!!! What?! What happened?!? the pink RAcaseal cried as her hopes for the pleasant day dream becoming reality vanished before her infrared eyes.

?Heh. I feel sorry for IceBlink,? Pirotess shook her head from side to side.

*Nearby, Kindred is cooking a cup of ramen noodles in a public microwave. With a ?Ping!? the microwave signals the food is ready to be eaten. Kindred takes the cup and blows on the hot noodles a few times before slurping them down.*

?I feel so empty...? he complains, his voice full of melancholy, ?...AKUMI dumped me, and none of the cute female androids pay me any attention... What could fill my empty heart??

*Just then, Elenor walks down the hallway holding a steaming tray complete with a silver plate cover, a beaming smile pasted on her face. Kindred looks up in surprise.*

?T-that?s it! A late night meal cooked with love!? Kindred thought ecstatically. Aloud he said to Elenor, ?You cooked a meal for me?!?

*With a look of supreme happiness, Kindred-kun outstretches his hands to accept the plate.... and Elenor passes him by with nothing more than a ?Good night Kindred-kun.? Leaving the young Humar holding out his hands and his previous grin straining to become a pained grimace.*

?Dummy,? Ryiko-chan noted from her bed as she witnessed the previous scene while Jesanda went out to use the public ladies? room. She then turned back over and went back to sleep.

*Meanwhile, at IceBlink?s pad, KLin304 is playing a 80s Giant Robot Anime episode for IceBlink, Pikachu, and Apsaras. In the episode, a beautiful robot villianess pilot loses her memory and falls in love with the main character of the show. It is just showing a romantic meal scene between the two Anime characters when there is a knock at IceBlink?s apartment door.*

?Right, at the good part...? IceBlink muttered as he got up ?Coming... KLin, can you pause for me??

?Roger that, I am pausing,? the android pressed the ?pause? button on his left bicep.

?Chirp!? chirps Pikachu.

?Hummmm? goes Apsaras.

*IceBlink opens the door to reveal... Elenor and her tray of love!*

?IceBlink, I cooked a meal. Can I come in?? the pink android asked. She then noticed the room was dark but the View Screen was on, ?Oh, are you watching Anime with KLin again??

?Uh... yeah.? IceBlink replied answering the question about watching Anime, but Elenor of course took it as an affirmation that she was invited in, and IceBlink wanting to get back to the good part of the show decided to not complain.

*The two sit down, and Klin depressed the ?pause? button. On the view screen, the Anime girl presents the hero with a platter of food. The hero downs it and comments on how delicious it is and how he has decided he should marry a girl that is good at cooking.*

?Eh, IceBlink. What is this show about?? Elenor asked, somewhat intrigued by the hint of romance in the episode.

?It?s episode 33: Smile of the Virtuous Lady Akane? IceBlink gives a quick run-down on the plot and adds, ?The guest character, Akane is pretty nice. She?s good at cooking...?

?So you like a girl who?s good at cooking, right, IceBlink?? Elenor asked excitedly and brought up her tray, ?IceBlink, I cooked this for you. Please eat.?

*Oblivious to the immense peril he is in, IceBlink lifts the silver plate cover off the tray... to reveal a gray mass of.... something that probably had carbon atoms in it... at one time anyways. He immediately pinches his nose in an attempt to keep from inhaling the horrendous odor the ?meal? is exuding. Pikachu takes a whiff and topples over, Apsaras does the same.*

?Come on! Help yourself!? Elenor encourages him and pushes the tray forward. ?C?mon IceBlink... go ahead...? she smiles her most winning smile and the fumes and steams given off by the meal frame her face and actually make her look even cuter than usual and unnaturally winsome.

*IceBlink sweatdrops, but he knows he is trapped. With a shaking hand, and sweatdrops rushing down his forehead and neck in a torrent he bravely takes a spoonful of the... stuff. Then, with a quick toss the unfortunate HUmar throws it down his throat and gulps quickly. His face turns red, then green, and then blue...*

?UWAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!? IceBlink screams and leaps so hard that the entire Pioneer 2 tilts to the forward starboard side(Note: this can only happen in Animated sequences, do not under any circumstances try to tilt a giant spaceship by feeding your teammates unedible substances. Thank you - The Pioneer 2 management staff)

*Just then, Mina comes running down the hall with a glass on a serving tray in her hand.*

?IceBlink! IceBlink!?

*She opens the door, and a noxious cloud of steam puffs out. She coughs once and waves some of the smoke away.*

?Are you alright, IceBlink?? Mine calls into the room as she flips the light switch on.

*IceBlink, lays KO?ed on the floor, his hand outstretched in a pleading fashion, and narutos (naruto=swirl in Japanese) swirling in his eyes. Elenor kneels over his prone form, hands clasped over her chest in dismay.*

?W...water...? IceBlink chokes out desperately.

?IceBlink!? Mina rushes over.

?Water...? IceBlink croaks again.

?Have this Stamina Juice.? Mina orders, and hands him the glass on her tray. It is filled with some sort of greenish liquid, apparently some kind of stamine juice. Mina huffily turned toward the overbearing RAcaseal, ?What happened? It smells like poison gas exploded in here!?

?W...well, that?s...? Elenor begins stuttering.

*IceBlink grasps the glass and downs the entire contents in one gulp and sighs a puff of relief. But then a few milliseconds later his mouth puckers up and his face changes to a shade of a sick swirly cross between green, blue, and red. The tortured HUmar once again lets out a blood-curdling scream and leaps hard enough to cause the Pioneer 2 to tilt toward the Aft Port side (Hopefully you all know what directions starboard, port, and aft indicate on board a ship. ^_^ ) IceBlink lies KO?ed once again on the floor.*

?Mina, what did you put in that juice?? KLin asked.

?Eh? Well, let?s see... Dokudami, pepper, shiitake, burdock, rhizome, turtle and viper blood, cow liver... then I added commercially available drinks...? Mina read of her list of ingredients.

?You two....? IceBlink growled, his face becoming blue with rage.

<h4>?GET OUT!!!!!?</h4> with a shout that shook Pioneer 2 around like a rag doll, IceBlink chased the two females out of his apartment, throwing cans and plates at them as KLin sweatdropped.

*Some time later... at the Pioneer 2 Hospital... Kindred is wheeled into the emergency room completely KO?ed, foam coming out of his mouth, and narutos in his eyes.*

?What did he eat? Take him to sickbay immediately!? magenta orders the nurses. ?Someone dispose of that pan, immediately!? she added pointing to the pan Elenor had used to cook her ?meal of love.?

Dr. Manson turned to her fellow FOmarl, AVIENDHA, ?Is this some kind of new attack? A new poison gas trap?!?

?Well, it?s the poison of love, so to speak, oho ho ho ho!? AVIENDHA chuckled nervously.

?You girls will kill that poor boy one day,? magenta shook her head despairingly.

*Back at IceBlink?s pad, KLin has just reached the part of the Anime where the lady Akane has regained her memories, and engages in a fierce battle against the hero and the giant robot he pilots. Suddenly, the door to the apartment is broken down as Mina and Elenor charge in. Both are carrying.... iron pots of some kind of stew.... the two girls shove and jostle each other in a rush to reach IceBlink before the other, and both end up tripping over the sleeping Apsaras. The two stews bowls fly out of their hand toward the truly ?cursed? HUmar. IceBlink can only gasp in horror as boiling hot stew drenches him from head to toe. He screams in pain, and causes the Pioneer 2 to flip upside down for 0.2 seconds. Fortunately, the two iron stew bowls follow up quickly and bonk him in the head, mercifully making him lose conciousness and slamming him on the floor. On the View Screen, the anime character, Lady Akane laughs evilly in a voice that sounds strangely similar to a certain deranged RAcaseal?s voice, ?Die, Gekiganger 3!? as Mina and Elenor put their hands to their lips in dismay. KLin sweatdrops and hits the ?stop? button, ending this portion of the filler chapter ?Femininity is Scary? for now...*

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Smile everyone! Smile! See you next time! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

[ This message was edited by: KLin-304 on 2001-04-07 23:34 ]

Burnside

Apr 8, 2001, 02:04 AM

*whispers* i know..I haven't been paying attention but..I wanna be in it too..if i haven't been in it already.. I am The Emperor..I wanna be Evil looking..! Make me evil looking..!
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Rage: Can I be in it?
Iceblink: I dunno.. Are you the right shape..?
Rage: Shape?
Iceblink: all my fanfic ppl have to be fit , and well!
Rage: Umm..My legs..are a lil saggy..

Parable81

Apr 8, 2001, 02:05 AM

This story line thing is cool. You had me laughing (beaten by rappies lol). Hey can you throw my character Prince Rel into the series? He hangs out in Titania Block 3 alot. He is a brave hearted prince from skyly, sworn to protect ragol from wrong doing, and bsod's (lol they suck), and thieves, along with his Silent Assassin clan. email me at [email protected] if u want to meet him, and get aquainted with the character.

Cronical

Apr 8, 2001, 04:09 AM

Damn, as soon as I can make my entrance, you escape. Oh well, I'll pop in later. As for now, I'm debating whether to post more story or wait for my opening. Hmmmm..... I guess I'll start my character off.

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Amidst the clouds above Ragol, a figure looks down upon the chaos that ensues. At his beckoning, his servant arrives by his side. They exchange knowing glances, and the servant disappears into the abyss of Ragol....

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Who is this strange life above Ragol?
What is up with his servant?
Will IceBlink finally fall for Eleanor?

Find out next time, on IceBlink's Weird Life!

Burnside

Apr 8, 2001, 04:48 AM

So..I've read all the fanfics....I like my char..umm..and about that..*shudders* kiss.. I thought you were..someone I KNEW!! but I guess Its wrong..and I guess your a guy! *cringe* which I'm embarrassed..and err..umm::holds out hands:: f..friends is ok?
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Rage: I'm the man of the fanfic!
Magenta: I saved your life..
Rage: .....Shuddap... Let me right a chapter and see who saves who!!
Magenta: ::Takes keyboard away::
Rage: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

KodiaX987

Apr 8, 2001, 10:19 AM

Friends for sure! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif Lina's gonna be laughin' at us like crazy, but we'll still be friends!

PS: your character's already in the fanfic. He started at around page 3.

IceBlink

Apr 8, 2001, 10:42 AM

On 2001-04-07 23:28, KLin-304 wrote:
I feel like doing another Filler Chapter, the past chapters have been too serious, and I had inspiration from Nadesico again last night. So here is something that hopefully will paste a smile on your face:

Femininity is Scary, part 1:

(snip)

Smile everyone! Smile! See you next time! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

... You're out to get me... ^_^;; Heh.. the dangers of a group fanfic is that you have no control over your own character... ^_^;

Still thinking of how to write...

magenta

Apr 8, 2001, 11:17 AM

too serious klin?...arhhh..

its all my fault... read too much of raymond e feist's work.. its more the mills and boon of fantasy than anne macffrey..

oh well...

can someone do a recap please.

IceBlink

Apr 8, 2001, 01:00 PM

Hey can you throw my character Prince Rel into the series? He hangs out in Titania Block 3 alot. He is a brave hearted prince from skyly, sworn to protect ragol from wrong doing, and bsod's (lol they suck), and thieves, along with his Silent Assassin clan. email me at [email protected] (mailtohttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/[email protected]) if u want to meet him, and get aquainted with the character.

Bear in mind that this fic isn't as normal as other fics... i.e. anyone who is thrown in can and will be abused. ^_^; If you're a brave hearted prince, then chances are, your character will be made underlevelled or underexperienced, and you'll always rush into situations which are too much for you... heh.

Plus, the 'good' side of you will make you incapable of ignoring any crime at all... ^_^;;

Amidst the clouds above Ragol, a figure looks down upon the chaos that ensues. At his beckoning, his servant arrives by his side. They exchange knowing glances, and the servant disappears into the abyss of Ragol....

Same thing here. Are you sure you would like your characters to be abused...? ^_^;

Recap... hmm... who's in the story... from Magenta's and some other people's last recap...

IceBlink - HUmar, unfortunate star of the fic
Lyric - FOmarl, kid sister of IceBlink
Apsaras, Ila, Pikachu - mags and pet of the two above
Magenta - FOmarl, known for her ability to get mad at any male around
Cienna - redhead, gets along with everyone
AKUMI - redhead. (In)famous for her booty
Sciler - redhead as well? Akumi's sister, of sorts
Lina304 - Yellow female Rag Rappy android
Klin304 - Yellow male Rag Rappy android
Elenor - NPC, pink android with a tendancy to lose her head (sometimes literally)
Emperor Rage - 'Ragie', apparently spotted chatting up Shurikane.
Astra - Force female who was defeated by mothmants once and now bears a grudge towards them
Vampiric One - senile FOmar (kidding, he's still alert as always)
Kindred - hyperactive hunter
Mina - hyperactive hunter
Breezblok - HUmar, fugitive from the law
Fargo - HUmar who stays in the background
KodiaX - Varista-crazy hunter
Shurikane - maniac female android
Crushinator - psychotic male android
Dr Montague - NPC, some idiot who is now suing Magenta for damages
Pirotess - Affectionately called Amazon by her close friends
Megumi-chan - apparently a bad cook.
Aviendha - FOmarl famous for the 'Call me Queen' laugh
Ryiko - self-styled avatar of cuteness.
Janus - mutated HUcast who has the ability to use spells
Red Ring Rico - NPC, enemy who's a level 200 and has all level 16 spells with exception of Resta, which is 15. Likes to play with her opponents
TWEAK - some real life thief, his/her latest exploit was Aviendha's Frying Pan. Nobody knows what he/she looks like, so BEWARE! (can't believe I missed that one post ^_^http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif
Omege12 - HUcast, some two-bit villian who needs to be added. ^_^ Trusts no-one, hates all organic hunters

Well... from whichever angle I take to thread the stories together...

*blinks* ARGH! I spent too much time recapping, I've run out of time! ^_^;;

Oh well. ^_^;;;

[addsig]

[ This message was edited by: IceBlink on 2001-04-08 12:50 ]

Parable81

Apr 8, 2001, 01:27 PM

Its fine with me if u make my character however u want to.

Cronical

Apr 8, 2001, 05:12 PM

Of course he will be abused http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif
That's the fun of it, make him seem as serious as a brick wall then get him killed by a mothmant. Always good fun http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif
Oh, and his name isn't officially stated until he next appears but if you must have it, it is Crontos.

KLin-304

Apr 8, 2001, 07:08 PM

A bit of clarification and addition for the recap of characters:

magenta - FOmarl (and doctor+scientist as well), known for her ability to get mad at any male around. Also likes to explain everything, very analytical and scientific when she isn't being silly or doing stand-up-comedy. Also she is director of the Pioneer 2 T.V. Show: "The Why and How of the Pioneer 2" She is probably the most mature female of this cast of characters.

LIna304 - (Usually goes by Lina) Yellow rag-rappy looking RAcaseal, also known as 'Miss Super Saiyan' she is pretty ditzy and generally very hyper and happy. She also is a vocalist/guitarist of the band "BUB" at the "[KR] Cube" bar (which is more often frequented by androids than other bars)

KLin304 - (informally called KLin) Orange and grey HUcast, who can transform into various things, including a Kama MAG, Inferno Bazooka, and Video player. He is Lina's older brother. Is a big fan of 80's Giant Robot shows(i.e. Transformers, Go-bots, Gekiganger 3, Mazinger, Gundam, etc.) He also has a human face underneath the metal mask he wears.

Astra - Purple FOnewearl female who was defeated by mothmants once and now bears a grudge towards them, also fears poison lillies. Usually wields a Soul Eater or some other close-range weapon with a decent reach.

Kindred - hyperactive hunter who was Vampiric One's pupil. He is very ditzy for a guy.

CRUSHINATOR - Psychotic rag-rappy looking male android, likes to fight bare-handed or in the self-styled martial art:HUjitsu, sometimes gets the urge to DESTROY HUMANS, and had his lunch money stolen by Garanz when he was in elementary school.

Pirotess - HUnewearl. Affectionately called Amazon by her close friends, Megumi-chan and AVIENDHA (Name obviously from the female Dark Elf of the Anime: Record of Lodoss Wars)

Megumi-chan - Pirotess and AVIENDHA roommate/maid, she is an RAcaseal and apparently a bad cook.

Aviendha - FOmarl famous for the 'Call me Queen' laugh, she is the one that pays most of the rent in the apartment shared with Megumi-chan and Pirotess. She is also the best cook on board the Pioneer 2, with her Frying Pan... that was unfortunately stolen... (Name taken from the Wheel of Time books)

Ryiko - Very young FOnewearl, self-styled avatar of cuteness. She thinks the older folks are silly, and sometimes air-headed. She reportedly has some amazing powers as a Force, however.

Janus - Darkness-infected mutant HUcast who has the ability to use spells. (Name taken from Chrono Trigger, Janus is the real name of the villian: Magus)

Burnside

Apr 8, 2001, 07:41 PM

you missed alot of people on your list.. like MOI!! Grr...
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Rage: I'm gonna kill her
Sang: maybe your reading it wrong..
Rage: you have to read to know what words say?!
Sang: god help..

KodiaX987

Apr 8, 2001, 07:46 PM

Adding to Lina's recap (you forgot to mention she likes Garanz battery fluid and Varista bullets!)

IceBlink: Accidental hero with huge attention-seeking abilities. From a team of 4, they're now over 20! Holds a grudge against his little sister for beind distracted while fighting a Garanz.

Lyric: IceBlink's little sister. She is the official holder of Elenor's head.

KodiaX: Varista-crazy hunter with a weakness for ribsteaks and root beer. Lina holds a grudge against him for badly programming a Halloween prank.

Shurikane: Maniac female android with an evil neon-green exterior and a sharp-toothed grin. Loves shredding noises and ear-tearing shrieks. Has a tendency to get into fights against Elenor.

Emperor Rage: 'Ragie', apparently spotted chatting up Shurikane. Used as crutch when Fargo is too drunk. Has a speciality for using android parts as weapons.

Burnside

Apr 8, 2001, 08:05 PM

Gotta help old fargo off while he's drunk.. but yes.. I can tinker with objects quite well..hey guys you can give me a lil recap of the story..so I know where to start writing?
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Rage: Why didn't it show my sig?
Sang: DAMNIT RAGE I'M A FORCE NOT A COMPUTER ENGINEER!
Rage: .....thats it..go home..take a walk..

KLin-304

Apr 8, 2001, 10:35 PM

Okay, how about we make them members of the mercenary RAmar force that is trying to hunt down Breezblock? We do need some RAmars to abuse in this fic. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif

[ This message was edited by: KLin-304 on 2001-04-08 22:45 ]

KodiaX987

Apr 8, 2001, 11:13 PM

Let's first finish the part about Breezblock.

IceBlink

Apr 9, 2001, 01:46 AM

Heh... I'm gonna be away from the Boards for a few days... bah. ^_^ Can someone write the part to join them up? ^_^;

Much appreciated. ^_^

Let's keep this thread rocking. ^_^

*walks off, humming Iceblink Luck*

magenta

Apr 9, 2001, 08:44 AM

and continuing on..

*before* magenta, breezeblok where arrested. iceblink rescued them.. shurikane, and lyric were taken away by mercs posing as police...others were presumed captured also.

Magenta sat with iceblink, and breezeblock, discussing the choice to be made. Apparently Pioneer2 is no longer a safe haven for their group of hunters, and the forest of ragol is a safe option for a hiding place. Though iceblink is somewhat hesitant to agree, placing his palms on the sides of his head, an obvious sign of frustration at these turn of events. And more important to him is the disappearance, or more accurately the abduction, of his little sister lyric.

"Iceblink, i know this is going to be hard for you, but we must first a secure a base of operations to get organised, and then contact the others whom we know and trust.. then we could rescue your sister." Magenta consoled..

"Aghh..no!..dont you care!..by the time we get ourselves organised it would probably be already to late for her.. aghh.." Iceblink replied.

"Not likely.." Responded breezeblock. "its unlikely of mercenaries to just do something like that without indicating their demands, or rather, their boss giving their demands."

"yes.. just what do these mercenaries, want with us, perhaps to do with a certain thing we met in the mines.. i dont know?..and just where are the military of pioneer 2?"..

meanwhile, in a seedy area of pioneer 2, a humar slipped out of the shadows. "Emperor rage is not one to be easily captured. " he murmurs to himself, he looked around, then quickly slipped back into the darkness, as though he was never there.

[ This message was edited by: magenta on 2001-04-09 07:23 ]

Sciler

Apr 9, 2001, 09:45 AM

Akumi-ponytail of red, tall, fit, damn sexy with a fine booty http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif white outfit with booty shorts and thigh high boots

Sciler-Shorter than Akumi, blonde hair in 2 pigtails set further back on her head, grey outfit, booty shorts with thigh high boots, good bums run in the family http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif

Besides that I have no idea where I am...with my phoneline being messed up its been hard for me to keep up, hopefully it will be fixed today darnit!<center>

magenta

Apr 9, 2001, 10:44 AM

Akumi, and Lina stood next to the bar, waiting for their drinks. they have been discussing how to help elanor with her cooking, and her love life, or lack of. Elanor sat a couple of yards away from the two, elbows on the table, head slumped on her palms with an expression of ultimate misery on her face, well as miserable as androids get anyway. She just couldnt believe that iceblink had rejected her cooking, after all the time and effort she put into it. Of course seeing cooking as a way to "her" man's heart, she translated iceblink's displeasure of her meal as a dissapproval of herself. To her there was ambiguity in the meaning of it.

"Here.." Akumi approached as she put a large glass of garantz battery fluid in front of elanor. "Have a sip, im sure it'll make you feel better.."

"no akumi-chan..i dont think it will.,.but.." and with that elanor quickly swipes the glass off he table, lifting it up to where her mouth is, and pours all the garantz fluid in, in one go..."..thankyou anyway...bzzt. burpp!" and with that elanor drops her head face first on the table.

"Oh...my..." Lina looked on wide eyed.

"hahaha..." Akumi laughed.."you go girl, wash your troubles away with beverages of the firkin...if my sister sciler where here, she'd say the same, and give you all the battery fluids you want..."

"Is that really good advice?.." questioned lina.

"works for me hun." Akumi replied.."besides, beers, wines.. and..ahem.. battery fluids are far better companions than men...and with time, get better looking too. he he.."

"And why is that?..." Lina now looking positively confused.

"Because they are rarely dissappoint you..especially when served chilled." Akumi continued, with Lina now taking in interest.
"Take that first beauty contest for example. what a joke..I should've won that easily because of what my momma gave me." with that akumi stood and patted her buttocks, " but noo...men had to vote for that miss fake cheese, danger gurl... and then finally t
hey voted for a hucast called Adamw... i mean.. WTF!...I definately think their heads should be where their beehinds are.."

"But didnt i win a beauty contest also?..does that mean that i also shouldnt have won?.." Lina asked, still looking puzzled.

"Ermm..well that ..er. was an exception, you see more women voted then.." Akumi replied nervously..

"So, more women preferred me than men..but isnt that also confusing, a racaseal being attractive to women,..which only indicates that im a sort of lesbian icon that..."

"ahhhrgghhh!.." akumi screamed.."noo!.. look ..ermm.. lets stop this discussion....period.. now lets get back to helping elanor"

"bbzztt.. no...dont mind me.. in fact just ignore me...like iceblink does, like everybody does.. im just a plainn ugly android with no hope of ever ever getting a man."

"awwww...poor elanor sweetie..don be like that cmon well help you even...though.." Suddenly there was a loud crash, and a humar in black burst through the main doors of the bar, the figure stared at them, and then started to approach quickly."

"Emperor rage?...is there something going on?" Lina asked, as emperor rage sat in front of them.

"Something fishy, i was with vampire lr, cienna, and mina.. then a group of mercenaries jumped on us.. the surprise attack took out vampire, and mina. Cienna somewhow escaped somewhere, i fought them off, and slipped away before enforcements arrive."

"surprised you?.." quizzed akumi, "how, they must have been extremely well trained to do that.."

"or.. have disguised themselves as security personnel and police of pioneer2" replied Rage..

Lina sat straight up, as did elanor, interupting rage. "I sense a lot of activity outside." lina said while looking turning her head left and right..elanor nodded to this, confirming lina's detection.

"damn..." Emperor rage said as he slammed his fist on the table.." they followed me here, and now they have surrounded us"

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oh no...

Burnside

Apr 9, 2001, 11:46 AM

I'm slowly..starting..to r0ck! I'm w00t! Bow To me I wonder what I'm gonna do.. It better be something phat!
Oh yea..if no one knows yet.. I FINALLY BECAUSE LVL 100!!
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Rage: I'm Lvl 100! I r0ck! w00t h00t!
Sang: Um..you still pinkal..
Rage: I hate your soul so..so..much..

EDekar

Apr 9, 2001, 12:32 PM

Sorry I took so long to post...weekends are bad for me, ya know? Anyway, since no one really seems to be making much headway with these mercenaries, I'll add to it...
Oh yeah, and way to go KLin-304! You know who I am! Yay...!

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The humans had been captured by...mercenaries? Soldiers perhaps...I couldn't know quite yet. It had been over 3 months since I'd been to Pioneer 2, thus accounting for my slow mutation.

Unfortunately, it didn't seem to be going quite so slowly anymore. My sight was already changing, altering both my perceptions and the way I thought. I was being corrupted...however, there was one advantage to my sight changing. I could see something new...something the humans call ghosts. Spirits, if you will. I call them shadows...for that is their general disposition. Evil, dark. Unholy.

The mercenaries had these shadows hovering above them, apparently leaching life...or perhaps something else? Controlling, perhaps...? Rico...

I had followed one of the humans, called Emperor Rage, out of the trap and into freedom. Most of the others had been captured. The human knew I was following him, but didn't seem to care...I broke off soon after anyway. I needed to see about releasing the people captured. Time to pull out that Invisible Frame I had kept stored...I knew it'd be worth something one day.

I returned to my 'home', grabbed my MAG (Apsaras), and donned the Invisible Frame. Although I wasn't necessarily Invisible, I was camoflauged...there are benefits to being an assassin sometimes.

I quickly discovered where they were being held captive, as the locals were speaking in hushed tones about the military arresting a large group of people after returning from Ragol.

Slowly but surely, I snuck past the guards posted around the installation. The group was separated. I'll look for the one who had fought Rico first. He was unconscious on the floor in one of the cells. Lovely red bruise on his forehead...I almost pity him. Almost.

I quietly disabled the electronic lock on the cell using my toolkit, and sent a small electric jolt to the human with a slight Zonde spell. That woke him up...

I returned to the nearby guards, knocked them out with a needle from a Spread Needle (tranquilizers are useful indeed...), and looked back to see the human awakening. With luck, we could escape...

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Hope that helps guys. Just keep in mind I'm getting more fragile by the moment, what with this mutation and all...PLUS, there's those Shadows hovering around people. Janus probably won't last more than a week before he completely becomes a Chaos Sorcerer. Hoo boy...

magenta

Apr 9, 2001, 12:42 PM

The Firkin
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Windows were shattered as Rage released a high level razonde in the bar, now emptied of civilians, but occupied by unwanted mercenaries.

Rage wondered what happened?.. first the mercenary group surprised them with an attack from behind..rage receiving a serious blow to the head.. then they were captured. but luckily an unknown slipped in a high level zonde spell that broke his chains, and he quickly released the others with his own techniques.

One of the mercenaries, a tall hunewearl in green, leapt from the far corner of the room and slashed down on emperor rage with her s-beats blades. Rage nimbly twisted his torso, avoiding the strike, and quickly turning on his oppent with a slash of his own del saber buster. The hunewearl hissed as the buster cut her across the back, and then somersaulted away as rage followed with mid level slash. Meanwhile Akumi spared with an imposing hucast armed with a sickle, parrying with her sword. Then she heard elanor shout, and turned to see her on the floor with a humar closing in for the kill. The distraction was enough for the hucast to turn it to his advantage, and knocked akumi down with the end of his sickle. Down but not out, akumi grabbed the leg of a nearby stool, and swung it through the leg of the hucast, causing him to lose balance. She quickly flicked herself up, with the stool in one hand continuing its momentum, and brought it down on the hucast's head. "Akumi's Oak stool.. ha ha..60% bitch!" she said, and then rushed off with the stool above her head, towards the humar standing over elanor.

"Give up, fool!" the Hunewearl said as she blocked emperor rage's attacks. "There are more of us waiting outside. you cant beat us all!"

With that emperor rage elbowed the green clad hunewearl, and kicked her on the abdomen, sending her crashing onto the bar, and knocking the wind out of her. RAge looked around and saw lina using her considerable android strength, and brave knuckles to send a large Racast crashing through the concrete wall of the bar.

"Right..time to finish this and get out of here." Emperor rage, crossed his arms across his chest and focused his mind, a second later a high level rabarta came forth from within. engulfing the recovering enemy hunewearl, and her new incoming companions in ice. Still Akumi decided to continue with her spilling of abuse as she slammed the stool on the ice covered humar, shattering the ice, and knocking the humar within, down for the count.

"Wow?.." Akumi gasped in amazement as she looked at the stool.."I found a new rare weapon..he he.."

"Well.. take it or leave.. be quick because im sure more of them will be coming soon.." Emperor rage said as he indicated towards the bar. "Behind that, we should find a door to the cellars, and there a doorway to the other side of the street.

"How do you know?.." akumi asked.
"well, i worked here part time around 2 yrs ago.." replied rage.
"oh.. well...lets go". And so the RAge, akumi, Lina, and elanor, climbed down into the cellar, and when they got they saw, from a distance, the front of the establishment, already surrounded by uniformed personnel, mercenary or military or police they dont know.

"Well now, where do we go.." Elanor asked, and just then, as if on cue, a bleep came from Lina's wrist, indicating new e-mail.

"hhmm...apparently iceblink, magenta, and breezeblock have had similar problems and have decided to go down to the forest.. Janus the mutated hucast will shortly be joining them, and theyre asking me/us to come down there with them.."

"well.. then looks like we have no choice.." and with that they proceeded to the main teleporter,.. RAge quickly dealt with the guards, knocking them unconcious as akumi switched on the teleporter. As they positioned themselves in, Rage looked around to see their faces, all gave a hint of nervousness, and frustration at what had happened, and as the bright light of the teleportation beam engulfed them rage asked himself the question "just what the hell is going on?"

http://www.acmecity.com/scifi/abductee/32/Magsig.jpg
"Methinks I should cast deband and shifta more often" - lvl67 fomarl with suicidal tendencies.

[ This message was edited by: magenta on 2001-04-09 10:57 ]

KodiaX987

Apr 9, 2001, 04:28 PM

Argh, Magenta just killed my idea! I was planning for a mercenary to come in, and kickoff a replica of Elenor's head. The place would have instantly gotten totaled!

Burnside

Apr 9, 2001, 05:08 PM

Yes..the truth is out.. i..use to be a bartender..but no more!!
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Rage: Shakin' not Stired..
Sa-Sa: You Drink..?
Rage: ^.^ COLA! ON THE ROCKS

KodiaX987

Apr 9, 2001, 05:21 PM

So what? I used to be a cook!

Burnside

Apr 9, 2001, 05:44 PM

You Cook?! God help us all..
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Rage: WTF IS THIS?
Shuri: Its Golden Rappy..
Rage: Get this crap outta here! I ask for chicken!
Shuri: ::chestplate opens, missiles fry rage::
Rage: *cough* Rappies..fine..

Burnside

Apr 9, 2001, 09:00 PM

Hey if no ones yet added..maybe..err.. i could add..or something..^.^ I dun wanna ruin any ideas..so i haven't yet..just waiting for my cue..

Mina

Apr 9, 2001, 09:55 PM

Hmm...what the heck...the story line is getting kinda weird..okay lemme try..(Ya'll know this is just gonna be like a skit)
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Everybodys in the bar when i walk in...
"OMFG"everyone yells,"Mina what happend to you,your dressed in.....PINK!

Um my sis is in town..shes young ^.^"
You've met her..member gwen?"(Saved her b4)

"AAWWWW SHES SO CUTE!"Cienna says in a baby voice.

"HI!"Gwen yells out with joy.

"Uh gwen this bar is not for little kids,youd better head home"I say as mag looks at gwen.

"Okies!" Gwen says as she walks out the door.

"FINALLY I CAN GET OUT OF THIS STUPID OUTFIT!"I say.

I walk up to ELENOR.
"Hey Ele hows is hanging?"I say as i walk up to elenor and wipe a match on her head as it lights a flame and take out a smoke,and put it into my mouth.

"YOUNG LADY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!"Mag says in rage.

"UUMMM,nothing...."as i put out the cig.

"Hey mina wanna play?"Cienna says as she waves a dart in the air."Sure."i say.
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(Id write more but im hella tired hehe.AHH mag i didn't say hell..i said...hello!)

Burnside

Apr 9, 2001, 10:33 PM

Mthinks..i need to give this a try.. and so not to mess up any other ideas this it'll just be a quick lil side thingy.. and I won't evolve to many charatchers..
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" I need to pick up somethings from my bank..and since this place is crawling with..what I like to call idiots..I'll have to steal.." Rage whispered..as they dropped into the cellar..
" I'll accompan-" Elanor was interupted by rages shush..as he placed his hands in the pockets of his armor.
"I need to get this myself, Its easier for one guy..then few people.." He whispered as he slowly walked into the darkness of the cellars, he almost always simply walked, not ran like the other hunters..whats the put of hurrying into a fight he always thought.
It didn't take very long to get to the bank, through those linked tunnels from the sewers. Him and Fargo use to train each other downstairs in the cellar, since there were lil space in the trainning centers of floating vessel known as Pioneer 2..
He climbed up that ruby colored latter and peered out a quick second,eyes narrowing at the bank lady..
" Claire.. Claire! " He whispered, trying to get that well known ladies attention, she helped all her friends in dispair, but..something about her at the moment..
" Rage.. I think.. you best get out of here.. " She scooted her hands around, trying to tell him to leave, but rage wasn't a very good baseball player..
" I just need my Stag and Android pieces..just pas-.." He was interupted by that light tap to the head, cylinder object, cold..must've been a gun, sighing gently he rose his hands up, and stepped out of the sewer drain.
" Pretty good..EMPEROR.. but not enough.." That hoarsed sounding man cackled through dry lips.
"Blaine..ah ha.. don't be mad cause I kicked you arse, Hand vs Raygun..how bout you be a good guy and let me g-" That clock on the head knocked that snickering rage out..cringing from the blow he was dragged away by the red and black Ramar..
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so its up to you.. Save ME! DAMN YOU GUYS..its only a lil side story..you can make it easy for me to get out..or not, whatever.. I just wanted to get rage into some trouble..and I didn't wanna screw with you guys char. either.. ^.^ I'm kinda nervous..

KLin-304

Apr 9, 2001, 10:49 PM

Hee hee, I was rereading the posts about the part where Ragie didn't know that Shurikane was one of KodiaX's characters. And it gave me an idea for a way to progress the story. However, I want to continue my Filler Chapter, so I'll just put the idea I got down here and you other guys can decide how to put it into the ongoing story.

In order to hide Breezeblock from the mercenaries, magenta uses her scientific do-hickey inventions to temporarily turn Breezeblock into an android. Elenor comes in when the transformation is undergoing, and causes the process to screw up royally. The Result being Breezeblock and Elenor swapping bodies. Then we will have hilarious misunderstandings with Elenor in Breezeblock's body and Breezeblock in Elenor's body. Elenor will still be trying to get IceBlink's attentions even though now she is in a HUmar's body. And Breezeblock in the pink RAcaseal's body will have to behave like Elenor in order to keep up the disguise and evade the mercenaries.

So, that is the general idea I had, but of course anyone is free to add or modify it to make it better. I can't wait to see that added though. I feel an AVIENDHA laugh welling up in me... oh ho ho ho ho!. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

Burnside

Apr 9, 2001, 10:56 PM

but isn't ele in the sewer with me..I'm so royaly confused..

Omege12

Apr 9, 2001, 11:24 PM

Well since Blaine is my character, I will do a sub story thingy.
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The ramar looked around to make sure no one was close, he then grabed rage and lifted him up onto his shoulders. He pulled himself up into an air ventialtion shaft up above his head. "Hmph, what a burden! You weigh a ton!" Blaine says quietly to himself, followed by an evil smirk. The two men travelled farther down the shaft until they reached another vent. the ranger slamed the vent with a swift punch, nocking it down to the floor. "Master, I have completed my task.." Blaine says softly, into the dark air. A thin outline was seen in the shadows, and as it approached you could make out a varaha over his/her's shoulders. "Where shall I place him, sir?" the ranger asked
"....just place him down there" a dull, scratchy, mechanical voice said slowly. the figure pointed to a corner in the dark room. the ranger then tossed rage into the corner, and he landed with a plunk. "Fool!" the android said as he gave blaine a swipe across his face. "He is needed to complete our task! Do not harm him again!"
"aye sir, very sorry" blaine said as he walks to the opposite corner of the room.
"Turn on the light." the android commanded.
Blaine complied and hit a green button located on the wall. It took a few seconds to fill the room, but the light finally showed the figure's appearance. A tall green and black droid, with small white eyes stood in the middle of the room. Rage was still motionless in the corner. Blaine wiped the blood off his face, from the slap the android had done to him. "We will now bring him back to my quarters. Let's go" The android said firmly. Blaine acted quickly, picked up rage, and followed the android into the dark shadows.

The three traveled through the darkness until they reached a large metallic door. The android put his hand onto a switch, and then the door began to slowly move open. Inside the door was a long hallway, lit with a dim red light. Along side of the walls were assorted weapons and items, and two chrome cylanders at the end of the hall. The droid looked the Blaine, and Blaine nodded. he then put rage in one of the cylanders, wich was labled "Host Body". He sealed it shut. The android put himself into the other cylander. He sealed it shut. Blaine then went and sat in a chair.About an hour later, yells and screams were being heard from one cylander. Rage had awoken. Blaine hopped up out of the chair, and opened rage's cylander, before rage could react, Blaine gave rage a punch to his gut, making rage grip his stomach. Then the android appeared out of his cylander. "Ahh Emperor Rage." The android said with a loud firm voice.
"What have you done to me?!?" Rage asked.
"Oh nothing to worry about, Just a few...modifications..."
Rage felt odd. He felt him self all over, but he seemed the same.
"Release him in the forests. Make sure he doesn't know his way here." the droid sternly commands to Blaine.
Blaine places a red bandana over rage's eyes and ties it tight. Rage tries to resist, but he is to weak to fight back. Blaine uses ryuker to open a telepipe. He throws rage in and he then follows suit. But as rage begins to transport through the pipe, he yells quickly "Who the hell are yoou-" He was cut off and then gone. The android smirks wide, and then breaks out into a spine chilling laughter. "You may call me Omega12, mwhahahahahaaa!"

Blaine and rage reappeared in the forests. Blaine removes the bandana and then let's rage free. He makes another pipe, and disapears once again. Rage rubs his eyes and regains his strength. He says a few curses and walks into the forests.

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Omega12 and Blaine are up to something...
Oh well! Let's play it as we go!
I know this is a comedy, I am working on a funny twist...
Mwhahahahaaa!
Peace.

[ This message was edited by: Omege12 on 2001-04-09 21:28 ]

[ This message was edited by: Omege12 on 2001-04-09 21:32 ]

Burnside

Apr 9, 2001, 11:33 PM

I didn't see that coming..WTF..*blink* eer...Magenta will know what to do..right? if not.. Icey will..?! Kodia..? Fargo..? Akumi? Mina..? LIna..? Somebody.. -.-..all I wanted was my weapons.. ahh..foggy..
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Rage: What'er you doin'?!
Omega12: No WHAT'ER YOU DOIN?!
Rage: I'm Just watching the market recap, drinkin' a import.
Omega12: That is Cor-RECT!
Sang: WTF...?

KodiaX987

Apr 9, 2001, 11:33 PM

TOTAL RECAP!!!

IceBlink, Breezblok, Fargo, and Magenta are safe in the forest.
Shurikane, Rage, Lyric, and KodiaX are held prisoner.
The rest of the team has escaped to the forest, until things clear up.

My suggestions:
-Someone do a quick escape post with the 4 prisoners.
-Stop adding characters. The team & story are barely manageable, names are/forgotten, and events cross each other in the confusion.
-Do funny parts! We can't stress that enough!

Omege12

Apr 9, 2001, 11:44 PM

Ok Blaine is part of some plan to capture certain people, and then Omega12 does "something" to them. It will have some weird effect, but I'm not leaking any info just yet. I need some more people to attempt to capture, like what happened to rage.
I think rage might want to investigate more about the two who captured him, and thier major plan. Well, just a few ideas...
Peace

KodiaX987

Apr 10, 2001, 12:11 AM

Bwah... Who's suggesting anything?! Let's act!
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"Mina? Is that you?"

"Close enough." Rage sighs, as he weaves a path towards the clearing. Night has fallen, and the smell of spiced roasted rappy is really appealing to Rage's nose.

"Thank God you are safe!" yells Vampiric.

As Rage steps into sight, IceBlink drops the logs he was holding.

"HELL NO! That is REALLY wrong!!
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"Ok, Fargo, got a plan?"
"Wish I did, Kodi..."
"Where's my Varista?"
"On top of the safe. There."
"I'm tied up... Let's forget the gun. VARAHA?"

No answer from the mag.

"So?"
"Last resort. Get ready... HALLOWEEN IS COMING! HALLOWEEN IS COMING!!"

A snap is heard in the adjacent room, followed by a mad shriek!

KodiaX987

Apr 10, 2001, 10:26 AM

TTT (Thread To Top)

KodiaX987

Apr 10, 2001, 10:32 AM

WOO-HOO!! I'm the 3000th viewer! I counted, really!

Sciler

Apr 10, 2001, 12:54 PM

You guys are just typing too durn fast for me http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_frown.gif I cant keep up so unless you want to control my chars until I can find a spot to reply in, time to reply, then I may have to withdraw em, I dont want to, but its just going too fast for me to keep up with<center>

Mina

Apr 10, 2001, 12:59 PM

Um,now were in a sewar?okkaaayyy....
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As i walk around the dark damp sewar i see a rat trying to eat my duck,i pick it up and with a quick drop the rat lands in LInas mouth,"hey thanks for the snack mina"LIna says as she sucks on a rat bone.

"Uh np,no body better lay a finger on my ducky linger"..okay i just like butter finger sue me!

"EEEKKK!"Cienna screamed as she saw another rat walking near her feet.

"Cienna i think we better head back"i say as i hold my ears(WAIT!am i one of the people stuck in de sewar?ah who knows the plot is twisted more than a jiberish soap.)

"Ok lets go mina."Cienna says as she trys to walk on the side of the wall.

When we get there.....
"OOHNO!"I scream as i see her....
"Mina!Mina dear,go get my bags hun."A sky blue android says as she walks up and hugs me.

What the heck are you doing here Ocean?
Oh just wanted to see my favorite friend mina.Ocean says as she points to her bags.
Uh we aren't friends ocean.i say in confusment
Mina darling!Another android walks up.
AWWW WHATS BADTZ DOING HERE?!i say in madness.
Oh hun i coulden't leave her with those devils.Ocean says.
Um those devils are my sister and her husband.i say as my face turns red.
Mina dear,we need a place to stay and...
OH NO,YOU ARE NOT STAYING WITH ME!I yell as i point to (Renta place) Dealers.
Aw come on dear,Ocean says.
Fine but just for a few days.i say because i have a headache.

Guys this is Ocean and Badtz.
Nice to meet ya.
Pleasure to meet ya.
The pleasures all mine
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5 minutes later...
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Ocean walsk up to BWS and starts flirting with him.
I cant belive you are friends with mina she seems so mean.BWS says.

GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR.
I look at BWS in rage.

I mean...Mina is nice...BWS says in fear of mina kicking his a$$.
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Well thats about all i can type without getting bored out of my mind.
^-^.

magenta

Apr 10, 2001, 04:04 PM

oh no..

from where i last posted.. rage, akumi, elanor and lina have gone to the forest to meet up with iceblink, magenta, and breezeblock..

how come he is still in pioneer 2..

this is confusing.. and i dunno whether or not i can continue

KodiaX987

Apr 10, 2001, 04:15 PM

FOR THE LAST TIME, everyone, except Rage, has taken a pipe to the forest!!

Lyric, Fargo, KodiaX, and Shuri are prisoners and about to escape.

Rage went thru some unknown process, was dropped in the forest, but got to meet up with the team.

PERIOD!

Therefore, the team is complete except for the 4 prisoners. Start from there.

Burnside

Apr 11, 2001, 01:05 AM

Suggestions..help now..

magenta

Apr 11, 2001, 08:28 AM

In the forests
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Magenta, walked nervously back and forth, waiting. Iceblink sat down, and patted his rag rappy pikachu, and aparasus. Breezeblock leaned on a tree, cleaning his gun.

Magenta heard the familiar sound of grass being trampled, and indicated to breeze block, who stood straight, gun at the ready.

"ready yourself..just in case" magenta told iceblink, who was still depressed about his sister. with that iceblink stood, and unsheathed his gungir.

"hellooo?...is there anybody there", a voice cried out from a nearby clearing. Magenta squinted, and saw akumi, elanor, and lina, passing by a group of hildebears.

Magenta, at first, thought it strange that all the animals on the forest have returned to normal, and concluded that the lack of dark influence around is due to the elimation of the dark falz in this particular part of ragol. But as she, and others of her group, had seen this is far from over, and the worst is yet to come.

iceblink walked towards the new arrivals, passing by a group of sleeping rappy's. His adopted rappy payed them no mind as it seemed intent on keeping loyal to its master. Thus pikachu followed iceblink as he greeted akumi, elanor, and lina, who was filled with joy at seeing the yellow featherball, and promptly gave it a hug. As they walked back towards where magenta and breezeblock was, magenta asked about emperor rage.

"Well.." Lina began, "..we were about to be teleported when rage decided that he needed to get some of his stuff from the check counter..she he told us to carry on, and said that he'll join us later."

"Have you tried e-mailing him since you got here?" asked iceblink.

"not yet.. my communicator was damaged in the fight we got involved in during our escape.. it will take time to repair."

Later the group was wading through a dense forestry, populated mainly by hildebears, a variation of them which the group unanimously referred to as hildeblues. They approached the side of steep hill, leaning on this hill was a towering boulder.

"And we have arrived.." magenta said, as she walked towards the boulder.

"what?..where?" a puzzled looking akumi asked. "is this the safe place you were talking about?..there's nothing here but a big stone, trees, and bears to keep us company..and im hungry!"

Magenta sighed as she placed her palm on the rock, just then a humming sound came forth from within the rock, as if responding to magenta's touch. Akumi watched as a large crack on the front of the boulder glowed bright blue, and then opened up to reveal a wooden patio door with a coat stand next to it, and with a closed parasol neatly placed in between..

"Welcome, my friends, to my observation post, or..as i prefer to call it...my secret laboratory..."

meanwhile, in a location not so far away, boomas became restless as an unnatural darkness slowly started to sweep across the sky above them. The adult males and females started growling, and some even slashed furiously into the air in front of them as if something was there. The young ones, panicked, and started to run, but from what? they dont know? but it they do know that it is gnawing away with an icecold bite into their very being.

suddenly in the middle of the now dark locale, a dense mist appeared, the adult boomas around growled at it, and suddenly lighting jolted out, striking all the animals around for tens of yards, killing them. The mist became exponentionally denser, and more collected, within seconds it formed a humanoid shape, then the shape took on colours of the pale skin, and red fibres of clothing. Finally the now familiar form of red ring rico looked around herself, seeing the deaths she brought about she smiled maniacally. She then turned her attentions to a steep hill in the far distance of her view.

"well, boys and girls,..." she said to herself, "countdown is over, ready or not here i come!..."

http://www.acmecity.com/scifi/abductee/32/Magsig.jpg
"Methinks I should cast deband and shifta more often" - lvl71 fomarl with suicidal tendencies.

[ This message was edited by: magenta on 2001-04-11 06:33 ]

[ This message was edited by: magenta on 2001-04-11 06:43 ]

KodiaX987

Apr 11, 2001, 09:40 AM

Rico weaved a path through the forest. The place had become unusually quiet now...

She arrived in a clearing, and sat on a rock to take a break.

*SLASH*

Ouch! She turned back and stabbed her sword into a rather stealthy Booma. Turning around, she found the clearing to be filled with a wild populace. Readying herself, she began slashing through. Two minutes later, everything was over, and the smell of overcooked Booma steak could be smelled from miles away. The only thing that did hurt was the slash in her back. Oh well, a little Resta and it will be all over.

She fell to the ground... dead!!!
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"What the...?!"
"Nice move, genius!" Shouted the Profound Darkness. "You had to bring some Devil/Tech on. Well here are some news for ya; you PKed yourself!!!"

Rico facefaults.

"Off with you now, go! I'm sending you back to the forest. I'll replace your Devil/Tech with some..." She rummages through a box full of illegit rares. "...Here! Some HP Create."

With those final words, Rico is picked up, sent wayyy up, crashing into the ceiling, through the earth, and up into the forest. Wheeeee!

magenta

Apr 11, 2001, 10:00 AM

Rage walked past a group of hildebears, thinking to himself about what happened that omega12 did to him. Physically he was okay, he thought to himself, then suddenly he felt the urge to look at a steep hill in the distance. Rage wondered what came over him, then thought about the hill, and as he focused on it, a sudden influx of information came in, so much so that it staggered him..

"Ughhh...well now i know where iceblink, lina, and the others are.. a hidden lab?..smart" Then as he stood back up a thought came to him.."hold on a minute..how could i know that?..that hill is about a mile away?..what the? what did they do to me?.."

Suddenly a cold sensation shot up RAge's spine, and as it spread throughout his body he motioned his arms instinctively, unsheathing his double saber. Then the chill subsided.

"Something evil just passed me by,..and..i sense.. that its going towards that hill.. where iceblink and the others are.." With a look of panic, and worry, raged leapt across the forest clearing and started sprinting towards the hill, hoping he could get there in time to warn his friends.

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Inside the hill laboratory, magenta, lina, elanor and iceblink grouped around a sensor console, while akumi and breezeblock are sat down having a char. Pikachu was asleep and was slumped on akumi' feet, while asparasus was having a conversation with Naga (magenta's mag)

"Have you heard anything from Rage yet?." magenta asked lina.

"no..not yet.. i have emailed him five times since repairing my communicator...i think best assume to that he was captured" replied lina.

"or worse" followed magenta..

Just then a loud ping came from the scanner, magenta looked at the radar reading of the area, and noticed a small circle moving towards their location.

"I think somebody found us..or rather something..i can get any reading's of its properties... something not recognized by my database." just then the cirle starting fading in and out, and a second later it dissappeared.

"What the?..its gone.." Iceblink said as he stared at the sensor map, looking confused.

"dissappeared just when it was 300yrds away from us.

"but look.." lina pointed, "a blue arrow's showed up. Its moving fast, and heading straight for us also."

Magenta clicked on the arrow, and a properties menu popped up, she clicked on details, and a hunter database number showed up..

"Emperor rage?.." gasped lina, "he's here.."

"And hes in an awfully big hurry.." magenta added.

"Well i think we better we go outside and see whats up with him.." Breezeblock said as he stood up, his kabanda mag flying to his side.

Akumi followed suit, "Yah, lets have some action..im getting bored sitting here all day, listening to magenta yap on about her sensor bits"

With that Breezeblock, Akumi, lina, made their way to the door..Magenta reached to a nearby cupboard, and got out her Soul eater, and made her way to the entrance.

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About 300yrds away from the steep hill, Emperor Rage stopped to see a dense dark cloud formation in front of him, it was swirling faster and faster, and suddenly, to rage's horror the cloud formed a wicked face at him, with a grin to match, suddenly the mouth of the face opened as if the blow something out. Sure enough it did, and Rage, found himself in the air, avoiding an assault of ice shards. Unsure on just how he gained the ability to leap tens of feet into the air, but nevertheless grateful for this sudden gift in mobility.

then he heard a familiar cackle. he looked at the where the gas formation was, to see it take female humanoid form,..

"Rico..." he said as he as he tightened his grip on his saber..

"So rage,...we meet again.. and for the last time." With that rico leapt, with her red sabers twirling, burning the air with unholy screech, as she made her way towards rage.

on no....

magenta

Apr 11, 2001, 10:07 AM

lol kodiax..rico pked herself with devil tech..thats good..

KodiaX987

Apr 11, 2001, 10:29 AM

Meanwhile, in the... mercenary building?
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Shurikane finally manages to break open the armored door. In doing so, she trips and lands face first into a pile of heavy boxes. Pulling herself together (sorta) she proceeds to untie Fargo and KodiaX.

Soon enough, the three have gathered their weapons, and are off into the corridors?

"Okay, where is Lyric?"

No answer. Footsteps are heard.

"We need to find something and fast!"
"I know!" exclaims Fargo. "You enter the security room in the buff, scare the hell out of everybody, and then we lock the door and use the cameras to find Lyric!"

KodiaX gets an unexplainable expression on his face.

"Uhhh... Shuri is the one supposed to scare the hell out of everybody. She should be in the buff."
"I'm already in the buff!!" she screams, pointing to the clothes traditionally painted on RAcaseals. "Unless you feel like I should take off the bow and skirt."
"Nah." Fargo replies. "We'll wait for Akumi instead."

KodiaX readies his Varista and begins shooting away at the oncoming guards. Fargo follows with (rummages through his backpack) the same partisan that totaled Shuri before, and the 'bot goes mid-range with a pair of crappy mechguns and three God/Battles for crazy body-shredding speed (I need a chainsawd!!)

"According to the map, the security room is the 123th door on the left!"
"One... two... three... four..." KodiaX counts as he goes past each door.
"It should have SECURITY ROOM written on it." adds Shurikane.

KodiaX just makes a mad dash for the room. Fargo and Shuri, however, are still stuck with some guards.

"Say the magic words!" KodiaX shouts.
"Right!" Fargo answers. "I WANTED CHICKEN!"
Shuri's chestplate opens and rockets fry the guards.

(In case you have no clue; it was part of Rage's signature at one point. Found it funny. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif )

Frago enters, and locks the door. Thumping on the door. He unlocks the door, opens the door, lets Shuri in, closes the door, and locks the door. With the flick of a switch, the alert is canceled.

"Okay, which camera...?"

CAMERAS:::::::

R54: Mess hall. A heavyweight is feasting on three burgers at a time.
J07: A huge butt. (this camera is in a toilet bowl)
G22: A huge spoon. (this camera is in a sugar bowl)
P77: Several guards passing by. Hey, didn't we see the red one twice already?
H23: Shurikane and KodiaX staring at the camera in the corner of the security room.
K09: Lyric in a room, all alone. The place looks totaled...

"Uh Shuri..." Fargo beins. "Wasn't Lyric in your room?"

*Nod*

"YOU IDIOT!!! Back to the room we go!"

More Varista, more mechguns, more partisans, more chestplates, and more deafening shrieks later.

"Thanks!" says Lyric.

She opens a pipe for the forest.
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Rage is so busy fighting Rico... he doesn't even notice the light done by the pipe. With a final blow, he manages to get her to back up into it. At least he has gained a few seconds.

According to my senses (he thinks) looks like she'll try to slash by the left. That might do an opening...

*BOOM! Flack...Plock...Slap...*

Rico has apparently exploded into Quake-ish pieces. In her place stands the four prisoners, with Shuri covered in blood.

"Shurikane has invaded Rico's personal space!" she exclaims proudly!
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The Profound Darkness stays silent before Rico... And then says:

"Right, a railgun auto-aim bot with that?! Man, you REALLY don't have it, do you?"

Burnside

Apr 11, 2001, 10:58 AM

*blink* hey..wtf am i..? Next time I'll give IceBlink Some Freaky crap happen with his Char. hehe..everyone should have a solo mission I think..it seems fun..and they'll met up with a part of the team later.. ^.^ Suggesting..
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Rage: WTF am I?
LIna: I dun know..
Rage: I better not be no WereRageRappy..
Akumi: Good Idea..
Rage: nononoo!!!!
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Special Edition one..
Rage: I'm so phat..
LIna&Akumi&Cienna&Magenta: You are baby!
Rage:Hahahahha! ::wraps them in his arms: haha I'm a pimp..
~Rage Wakes up!~
Akumi: wake up..
Rage: Wha..aww..a dream..

magenta

Apr 11, 2001, 11:04 AM

The tall dark figure grabbed rico by throat, and she lifted her up into the air, slowly squeezing.

"gahh..mmerrcyy..." begged rico

"but why, you have failed me again.." the figure spoke with her face booming throughout the great dark hall

"just another chancee...plleaase.." rico begged even more.

and with that the dark figure let go, dropping rico by 10ft onto the solid sinewy hall floor.

"I gave you your powers, you are supposed by nigh indestructable, yet you got killed by the a inane looking android.." Shouted the dark figure.

"Gahh..i didnt realise that hadnt strengthened the molecular bonding of my body after my transformation from a gaseous mist." Rico followed, and then she bowed her head. "mistress, i promise that such stupid mistakes will not happen again.."

"stupid?..oh thats stupid.. but pk'ing yourself is downright moronic..though it did give me a good giggle."

"ack...it was a mistake anyone could make." rico replied

"rigghhhhttttt....." said the darkness, "I will send you back to the forest again..i MUst have lina, and akumi..., and then you can proceed to capture ryikio.." with that the profound darkness, raised her left hand, and snap her fingers. There was a loud rumbling, rico looked to one corner of the room, and saw a dark falz appear. Rico looked closer and noticed that it was different to other dark falzes since it only has two dragon heads instead of three, and its shoulders and upper arms where covered in sharp spines. It was also a lot bigger. The mutant falz quickly crawled to arrive next to her master.

"And just in case rico, I'm sending one of my children with you..." with that the profound darkness dissappeared leaving rico a forest clearing, with the huge falz. She then looked around, and saw the hill nearby.

Omege12

Apr 11, 2001, 11:15 AM

Hmm..
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The two hunters circled around each other, waiting for one to make the first move. Rico held a smirk on her face, while Rage had a more worried expression. "What do you want Rico?" Rage asked.
"Just need to see if you have improved much since the adjustments-!" Rico says as she dashes out towards rage.
Rage swiflty side steps, barely avoiding the red photon. "What do mean? I do not know what you're talking about!"
"Rage stop playing around and fight me! I am here to see how my new model is working!"
Rage then felt an odd sensation in his arm. It began twitching, moving back and forth madly. He tried to use his other arm to control it, but it was no use. "...! What's going on with me?!?" Rage yelled.
"Hahahahahaa! I see Omega completed his job well. You are now part human, part android. My first expiriment in human reconstruction!"
"Wha wha??? I'm not part droid!!"
"Hahahaha see for yourself!" Rico lashed out towards Rage and slashed her saber down upon Rage's twitching arm. The arm came clean off, but with no sign of blood.
Rage grasped his arm, feeling for blood, and wondering where the pain was. "...I am part droid...."
"Yes you are! Ha! I have no more time for you, be sure to stay alive, Ragie! Hahahahahaaa!" Rico says as she once again disappears with no trace.
Rage lifts himselft up off the ground. He grabs his severed limb and begins a trek through the forests, toward the portal back to Pioneer 2.
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Awake in the med center, Rage sits on his bed and thinks. Now that he is part droid, what does that mean to him?
His arm had been reattached and is good as new. It looked perfect, not a single mark.
Rage soon got up and left the medical center. He deiced to goto the shops to buy some items, for he had lost them all in his escapade with Omega and Blaine. Rage began to the shop tender, "Could I get 3 trimates and 7 trifluids?"
"Sure, that'll be 85,000 meseta."
Rage grabs his meseta wallet, but he finds it is empty.
"No money sir?" The tender asked.
"Shush up! Let me find it..."
Rage yells as he searches all his pockets. He must of left it somewhere. Lately Rage has been having bad memory. "Sir, I am gonna have to ask you to leave, you're scaring away customers."
Rage wasn't used to being passed over, so this comment made him angry. His face turned a bright red. "Why I oughtta-" Rage was suddenly cut off, as his eye popped out. Then his arms starting twitching again. He looked like a fish, trying to get free of a net. The shop tender couldn't hold back the laughter.
Rage was re-assembled later at the med center. From then on Rage was going to have to control his temper, unless he wanted another incindent like that happeing.
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KodiaX987

Apr 11, 2001, 02:52 PM

Cancel that last post; Rico blew up, remember?

Might be a good idea for each contributor to do a complete (but short) recap so that the next poster may know what he must be up to.

magenta

Apr 11, 2001, 05:44 PM

cancel..NOOO..

kodiax.. remember that rico was supposed to be a lvl200+ ,and with special abilities, she cant be killed as easily as you put it..

plus her master/mistress can resurrect her anytime...

Omege12

Apr 11, 2001, 06:34 PM

Hehehehe...
I guess while I was writing my post, you posted yours. But I don't think Rico's blewn up....

KodiaX987

Apr 11, 2001, 07:20 PM

Man, we are just being too serious. This is IceBlink's WIERD life! We gotta put that comedy back in.

KLin-304

Apr 11, 2001, 07:25 PM

This is the advantage of Fillers, they don't have to fit in with what is happening at the present time. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif Anyway, time to continue the one I have started.

Okay, time to show them the funny! Heh, if you thought the abuse for IceBlink in part 1 of the Filler Chapter, ?Femininity is Scary? wait till you see what happens to him later on in Part 3. You remember the old saying about Love? I think this is what they meant by it: ?Love hurts.? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif Anyway, we?ll have some abuse of a few other characters in this part of the Filler, just to be fair.

- - -

?Set the pipe on the beach just behind the reef, Prepare to beam down,? Dr. Montague orders the assembled group assigned to help him capture the hatching De Rol Le mutant.

?Okay!? all the girls say ecstatic to be given a chance to go to the beach. (Floating in space on-board a spaceship sometimes gets boring even if it is outfitted with the latest technological comforts of home, you know?)

?Ryiko-chan, you?re pale-skinned, so use this to protect you from the sun?s rays,? AKUMI said handing over some ?SunBlock+20.?

?Thankies. This is the first time I gone to the beach, I?m a liddle excited and maybe scawwed...? Ryiko smiled somewhat nervously.

<h2>?Yahhooo!?</h2>

?Parasol squad, deploy!? Cienna (dressed in a cream-colored body-hugging bathing suit) ordered.

?Okay!? the HUnewearls fan out and begin setting up beach parasols.

?Don?t fall behind the ladies, men!? Emperor Rage (dressed in royal purple swimming trunks) commanded the HUmars.

?Hold it, everyone!? yelled Montague, ?You know you?re all hired by the guild to assist me. So therefore, any playtime will be subtracted from your wages. By the way, since we?re on an ALIEN beach, I had Megumi print out some handouts about rules to be followed while playing on the beach.?

The FOnewm takes out a long piece of paper and begins reading, ?Let?s see... 1. Don?t go out into deep water. 2. Wear sandals on Rocky areas. 3. No sun oils are permitted, except Bio-degradable ones. And...?

*Looking up, the doctor realizes no one is listening to him*

?Geez, just read the damn printout!? he screams after the forms already frolicking all along the beach.

*On the beach, the space-weary heroes are fooling around like a bunch of kids on vacation. The HUnewearls are having waterfights in the shallows of the beach, kick and splashing each other while laughing gaily. (Occasionally accidentally[?] spraying one of the android members and causing some temporary short-circuiting) magenta, AKUMI, and megumi don sun glasses and lie on three beach towels, sun-bathing near the shore-line. (magenta looking very sexy in the Navy Blue one-piece suit she decided to wear.) Lina, CRUSHINATOR, and most of the HUmars are playing some vicious volleyball nearby. (CRUSH easily and cheerfully spiking away at his much shorter opponents.) And near the rocks and shade, KLin has set up a rather large beach-side food stand. Vampiric One and Kindred sit in the shade of the food stand, playing a game of chess with Kindred-kun losing very very badly.*

?Hey you two! Why not order something? Don?t you know the three necessities of relaxing on the beach are... powdery curry, bad-tasting ramen, and half-melted chipped ice?! I?m carrying on that ancient tradition even today! I?m the last, personally taught beach vendor!? (Not really http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif ) the android said, ticking off his fingers as he listed the necessities.

?Erm, okay I?ll have a bowl of ramen, KLin? Kindred ordered, looking up from the chessboard.

?Ah! Thank you! Let?s Gekiga-in!? So saying, KLin grabs a wooden ladle and begins stirring a big pot of noodles. The orange and grey HUcast mutters as he stirs, ?Dharma?s tumbled down! Dharma?s tumbled down! Dharma?s tumbled down! Dharma?s tumbled down! (X 304) Hey! Here you go!? KLin plops the ladle full of ramen noodles into a bowl and places it before Kindred.

*Kindred-kun slurps down the noodles and makes a face* ?Tastes pretty bad,? he comments just as Vampiric One checkmates his King.

?Of course!? KLin folds his arms across his chest with a satisfied look on his metallic mask.

*Meanwhile, AVIENDHA approaches IceBlink who is making a sand castle with Pikachu, Apsaras, and Lyric. In the FOmarl?s hands is.... a ?tray of food!?*

"Chirp!" Pikachu chirps in greeting.

?IceBlink, you were originally from the UK, weren?t you? Well, how about it? Want to try my English cooking?? the FOmarl smiled as she offered the tray tothe HUmar, holding the tray an inch closer to her bosom than was probably necessary.

*And upon seeing the tray and realizing her intentions, even though AVIENDHA is a great cook, IceBlink immediately turns green and becomes violenty ill. He leaps to his feet and flees into the trees, shouting, ?I?m sorry, excuse me! BLORGH!?*

"Chirp?" Pikachu chirps inquisitively, but a pat from Lyric convinces the rag rappy to stay with this master's sister.

?Ahh, IceBlink? Oh well, here little Lyric,? AVIENDHA sighs and hands the meal to Lyric and Pikachu instead.

?Geez, first it was Elenor, then Mina, and now even AVIENDHA is trying to get to me through cooking. They don?t understand... if only there were some person like that Lady Akane, who is nice, humble, and can cook really well....? IceBlink thought as he moved further into the trees. He glanced over his shoulder to see if anyone was following him, and immediately collided into someone.

?Oh, I?m sorry. Are you alright?? IceBlink asks as he steadies the stranger, a young blue-haired girl dressed in a simple but neat white skirt and matching hat. Without warning, the girl hugs IceBlink, her hat comes loose and falls to the forest floor revealing a fair-skinned pretty face with a sharp chin, dark brown doe eyes, and a perfect nose. ?Ahhh... I?ve found my prince at last!? she says.

And looking at that pretty girl?s face, IceBlink is immediately reminded of the Lady Akane from the Anime episode he had been watching with KLin. *Intrigued and slightly spellbound, the HUmar follows as the girl lead him deeper into the tree-growth.*

*Back on the beach, Dr. Montague is attempting to restore some semblence of military order to his goofy troops. He isn?t meeting with much success, however.*

?Hey, all of you... What?s this all about? Don?t you know this time is meseta? What happened to the search for the De Rol Le egg? Hey! Why don?t you answer me?! Why you...!!? with that, Dr. Montague begins stomping over to the volleyball game when a hidden pit suddenly opens up underneath him! With a shriek, the FOnewm tumbles in.

?Now, we bury him!? Emperor Rage commanded gleefully. All of the team members rush to comply, chuckling at the prank they had played on the stuck-up doctor.

?W...what?re you doing?! Don?t!? Montague?s cries go unheeded and soon he is buried up to his neck in sand, only his hat and head are visible.

?It?s a proof of our friendship,? Lina made a 'V' and winked at the trapped newman.

?You can?t get away with this! I?m the commander of this mission, the commander...? the head of Dr. Montague complains. Just then a roar is heard as a wave of water flows in and over his head. And the words he was saying are lost in a gurgling scream. When the wave flows back out to sea, the doctor?s hat has been reornamented, with some kelp and a starfish taking up new residence atop it. Regaining his breath, Montague begs for mercy but of course he is ignored as yet another wave comes crashing in, ?H...hey, guys, save me! Hey wait! WAHHHHH!!! Blorb, blorb....?

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So, what will happen next time on the conclusion of the Filler Chapter ?Feminity is Scary?? Will Dr. Montague drown and never again will we have to go on one of his hair-brained missions? Will we be able to stop playing on the beach long enough to accomplish the mission we were sent to do? And who is the pretty girl that has entranced IceBlink?s heart at last? Find out next time!

P.S. I'm in the process of making a new board for the fanfic as the current board is acting rather strangely as of late. And also in the hopes of loading it faster. I'll post a link here when It is finished.

I guess I had enough time to edit Part 2 today, most of the changes were cosmetic and made to make the words flow more smoothly anyways.

[ This message was edited by: KLin-304 on 2001-04-11 21:48 ]