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Gericault
Mar 28, 2001, 11:33 AM
Yes, it's the first annual PSO Bug Inventing Dipshit Invitational! Come one, come all! Everyone knows about the PK bug now! It's old! It's yesterday! But are you intrepid HAX0RZ out there going to let that bug stand as the pinnacle of PSO Gayness? No! It's your god-given mission to out-fruit the guy who invented it, and that's what this tournament is about!

The first test of your hax0ring skillz is getting into the server during downtime, which is when the tourney will be held. The place is whichever block Sega is using to test the effects of various virii on their systems. Once there, attempt to PK, corrupt, or otherwise bitch up the data of the competition! Get as creative as possible, the sky's the limit for fucking bullshit that ruins everyone else's day! The winner of the tournament will be the proud owner of the illustrious Swift Kick in the Jimmy Award.

ugh.

You know, I can't decide whether it's worth it to go on Puck 9 and find some PSO Worlders to play with, simply because that's where all the fucking idiots appear to hang out as well. Gah.

Incidentally, for everyone out there hurriedly searching for TEH ULTIMAET GUN the Heaven Punisher? I just got ahold of one. Keep your pants on and hang onto the spread needle, it's not that great. The damage is obscene-- about as good as a full-power shot of Grants-- but it's just a jumped-up pistol for two hour stretches, has a startup time, and doesn't knock enemies back, and your fellow party members get virtually no XP. It's not that great offline either, delsabers will tear you apart during the startup time for your shots. You can do better damage with a number of Hunter weapons.