Jaks
Oct 21, 2003, 04:03 PM
What a Crazy n00b! IV! is brought to you by...
Essence de Delsaber! now you too can stink like a Delsaber!
This time I'm writing this like a script and remember it will be short.
(Mome walks to the Hunters Guild counter)
HG lady:Welcome! We can find you a job if you are registered.Which one do you choose?
Mome:Do you have to say that every time?
HG lady:Okay I'll make a note tht you chose Kireeks quest.
Mome:Aww...
Kireek: Glad you took this job I needed a ranger.
Mome:Actually this is a mistake I'm really a-
Kireek:I sure hope you are good with mapping because I need to find a secret area in the Ruins.Let's go.
(they teleport to the Ruins)
Kireek: It should be over this way...
Mome:I can't help you I'm not a Ranger I'm just a fat scientistin disguise-hey whats that?
Kireek: Don't you touch that stone pillar!
Mome:But it looks so cool!(touch)
(explosion)
Kireek: You Assho-
Soldier: are you two alive?
Kireek:Yeah... (gazes upon the soldier)Who are you?
Soldier:I'm Heathcliff Flowen of the Pioneer 1.
Mome:Oh no! Olga Flow!
HF:So you know my secret?
Mome:No no nothing at all!
HF:(transforms)
Olga Flow:Allyourbasearebelongtous!
Kireek:Hey I just understood him! He said-
(Olga Flow kills them)
Mome:Ahh!Oh I was just a dream!
Kireek:Dumbass move!!!
Mome:Huh!?
(delsaber kills Mome)
Da end G!
Essence de Delsaber! now you too can stink like a Delsaber!
This time I'm writing this like a script and remember it will be short.
(Mome walks to the Hunters Guild counter)
HG lady:Welcome! We can find you a job if you are registered.Which one do you choose?
Mome:Do you have to say that every time?
HG lady:Okay I'll make a note tht you chose Kireeks quest.
Mome:Aww...
Kireek: Glad you took this job I needed a ranger.
Mome:Actually this is a mistake I'm really a-
Kireek:I sure hope you are good with mapping because I need to find a secret area in the Ruins.Let's go.
(they teleport to the Ruins)
Kireek: It should be over this way...
Mome:I can't help you I'm not a Ranger I'm just a fat scientistin disguise-hey whats that?
Kireek: Don't you touch that stone pillar!
Mome:But it looks so cool!(touch)
(explosion)
Kireek: You Assho-
Soldier: are you two alive?
Kireek:Yeah... (gazes upon the soldier)Who are you?
Soldier:I'm Heathcliff Flowen of the Pioneer 1.
Mome:Oh no! Olga Flow!
HF:So you know my secret?
Mome:No no nothing at all!
HF:(transforms)
Olga Flow:Allyourbasearebelongtous!
Kireek:Hey I just understood him! He said-
(Olga Flow kills them)
Mome:Ahh!Oh I was just a dream!
Kireek:Dumbass move!!!
Mome:Huh!?
(delsaber kills Mome)
Da end G!