Ratsmack
Feb 19, 2001, 03:37 AM
(Excuse me, this is a really wierd post, but I'm tired and bored and...those just don't mix well)
It's scary. I started as a RAmar, an innocent little RAmar whose body looks a bit disproportionate, but at least it uses some sembelance of a solid color. But then...THEN came the FOnewm, with his tiger stripe leggings and afros as far as the eye can see. Now, I come to warn you from personal experience how playing as this amazingly pimp-like character can affect your brain. Not only did I run in circles for all my teammates to admire my oversized multicolored ass, but I also attempted to hit on the bank woman. I dropped that quick after realizing she's just wearing a miracle bra, I went after the Secretary in the Principal's office. If there had been disco lights anywhere on Pioneer 2, I probably wouldn't be here right now, I'd probably be obsessively busting a few moves. Now, I warn you, stay far, FAR away from the FOnewm. It's too late for me, but maybe my sacrifice can be for the greater good. Now excuse me while I go out now and try to find a store that sells platform shoes that's open all night.
It's scary. I started as a RAmar, an innocent little RAmar whose body looks a bit disproportionate, but at least it uses some sembelance of a solid color. But then...THEN came the FOnewm, with his tiger stripe leggings and afros as far as the eye can see. Now, I come to warn you from personal experience how playing as this amazingly pimp-like character can affect your brain. Not only did I run in circles for all my teammates to admire my oversized multicolored ass, but I also attempted to hit on the bank woman. I dropped that quick after realizing she's just wearing a miracle bra, I went after the Secretary in the Principal's office. If there had been disco lights anywhere on Pioneer 2, I probably wouldn't be here right now, I'd probably be obsessively busting a few moves. Now, I warn you, stay far, FAR away from the FOnewm. It's too late for me, but maybe my sacrifice can be for the greater good. Now excuse me while I go out now and try to find a store that sells platform shoes that's open all night.