FanFic: [Group-Fic] All The Small Things...

[mr_rubbish]

I think its time for ANOTHER pointless, plotless group-fic..........

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Mitch wiped the sweat from his brow. It wouldn't be the last time he would wonder why a ship with a population of over 100,000 only had 20 mechanics. AND why did these damn toilets have to block so frequently?

He had barely walked in the door of the Mechanic's Guild when he spotted a General standing around looking uncomfortable.

"Can I help you?"

"Yes, yes you can. As you know, there was an explosion on the surface of Ragol yesterday and as such, we have lost contact with the settlers of Pioneer One. That's where you mechanics come in..."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, we require a team of mechanics to go to the surface to repair the communication systems so that any survivors can reach us."

"ALONE?"

"No, no. Certainly not. A team of oddball Hunters will be put together through random circumstances to accompany you. Don't worry, you have 10 beats or approximately 12 minutes to prepare."

Mitch buried his face in his hands.

"This is not happening..."

The General patted his shoulder on his way to the door.

"Don't worry, it'll all work out in the end."

Mitch turned to face the departing General.

"What about Greedo? Please don't tell me he's going?"

"Anything is possible..." Said the General as he disappeared from view.

[Mixfortune]

"Shit, I'm so bored..."

"What is it this time, Velesta?"

"Nothing, Loukraz. I'm just...bored...shit."

Loukraz set his newspaper aside as he looked up to Velesta, who was sitting opposite him in one of the cafe booths aboard Pioneer 2.

"Well, what do you want to do about it?" Loukraz asked her, giving her his full attention, yet secretly despising her rude behavior.

"I don't know, maybe kill stuff...and shit," Velesta pouted.

"Now, now. You wouldn't want to end up in prison again, would you?" suggested Loukraz, who decided it was safer to go back to his newspaper.

"No, of course not, but-"

"Then silence yourself. Sheesh."

An awkward silence came from Velesta. Minutes later Loukraz snapped.

"Okay, fine. I can't stand the empty silence generated when you don't talk. It's the only way I know you're alive."

"Yay!" shouted Velesta joyfully, definitely not acting her age of 22. She went back to her drink.

"Hmm..." Loukraz murmured to himself.

"What is it?" asked Velesta, looking back up from her Double Cafe Specialty. She saw a few rifles, belonging to Pioneer 2 soldiers, aiming point blank at Loukraz's head.

"If you'll accompany us, Sir Loukraz. The general wishes to speak with you."

"Which 'general' would it be this time?" asked Loukraz as he stood, stracthing his short white hair.

"Just come along peacefully." the soldier said, motioning the group of soldiers to lead Loukraz away.

Velesta stood up in protest, but was eased back down by one of the soldiers.

"Master Loukraz!" she called, wondering if she'd see him again. He disappeared around the corner with the soldiers. The soldiers watching over her also left, leaving her alone in the now empty cafe.

Somehow, she had to catch up to them.


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[Zaneatron]

Embordak was strolling down the hall or his work place, the legendary Badgerwurks weapon manufacturers. It was a highly secretive organistsion onboard Pioneer 2, and kept itself away from prying eyes.
He was quite happy at this point in time, being the First Android to be elected as the Chairman of the company. Many looked up to him, mainly because he was 8 foot tall, but also because he was a very special, and much respect android, whom most people could turn to in need of help or advice.
He eventually reached the main public area of Pioneer 2. Here he was no Chairman, he was not special, to everyone else he was just a normal droid, a normal 8 ft tall droid.
He went to sit on a bench, just to pass some time, maybe perform a few calculations. On his way to the bench he bumped into an oldish man, and knocked him to the floor. Embrodak noticed his jacket was laden with several medals.
Embrodak picked him up with one hand and dusted him off.
"Are you 'The General'?" asked Embrodak, much taken aback by seeing such an important person in the public.
"Erm, yes, whats it to you, let go of me", he wasnt happy, having felt like there was a huge dent down the right hand side of his body.
"Im just amazed to meet such an important person, in the public, wow this has to be one for the annual"
Embrodak brought the General to his side and put out his arm and turned his hand to face them.
"Say cheese", said Embrodak.
"Let go of...." The General tried to speak, but Embrodak hugged him tighter so he couldnt breathe. A large flash of light emitted from Embrodaks hand, almost blinding. Several looked around, but most passed it off as an "eccentric droid", "taking photos", of "random people".
"There that wasnt so bad now was it?"
The general managed to wrestle away from Embrodaks huge arm.
"Right! youve been drafted. Report to the mechanics in that building, im sure you will know where to go" said the General hastily.
"oh so you clocked me did ya?" asked Embrodak.
"Yes I certainly have, theres only one head of a secret organisation cocky enough to take a picture of me with him, in bloddy public. Now get in there, theyre looking for people, and you are people, literally!", said the general in a raised voice.
"And how do you know ill know how to find it?"
"I know more than youd like to believe i know Embrodak, so get in the bloddy building already"
"Meh, ok, I doubt theres much for me to worry about"
"Wouldnt we all like to believe that", said the general as he started walking off briskly.
Embrodak turned around and headed off towards the mechanic dept. in the afore mentioned 'building'.
"Ahhhhhhhhh, what the worst that could happen?" he said to himself.
Suddenly a grand Piano fell on his head. he stood there wondering what all this wood on the floor was, and where it had come from, exceedingly quickly.
"Meh", he said and walked off again.

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[MQuantum]

Mechanics! Greebo will fit in like a sore glove!

Ummm, well, how about I use someone different... He's already been in 2 groupies...

Who to use... To use... Uuuuuuuse.... That makes a cool sound... I'm running out of memcard chars...

Hmmm...
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The metalic footsteps clicked softly on the empty street, even though they were going fast enough for running. The dark shape flitted from shadow to shadow, trying to keep away from the prying eyes of Pioneer two. So out of character...

She rounded a corner, and ran into a gruff military type figure. She was knocked onto her rear, and a little peep was heard. The man looked down at her observantly.

He saw Before him a female android, with dull orange and black paint, and an almost sad face. She was wearing a tan leather backpack, and from under the lid of the pack he could see... A BLUE FLUFFY BONBON?! A PUFFY FLUFF OF DOOM?! OR JUST SOME WIERD COMBINATION OF THE TWO?!

It was irevalant. "YOU, despicable citizen!" He raged, lurching forward causing his medals and badges and shinies to clink. "This is the SECOND time someone has ran into me! YOU WILL PAY!" He snatched a piece of paper off the gound, produced a pen, and began to scribble madly.

He thrust the crinkled paper into his offender's face.

It simply read "U HAVE BEN DREFFTED!" In a third grader's handwriting.

"You will report to the Mechanic's Guild immediatly!"
He Stomped off, looking for another oddball to katch and deliver.

Fortune looked after him quizically. She stood up, brushed herself off, and patted the BLUE FLUFFY PUFFY FLUFF BONBON OF DOOM!

"Well, I don't think we should disobey the nice man's orders!" she exclaimed Brightly, and was acknowledged by another cheep. "We can go to Ragol another time, I guess! You'll really love it there!"

She could see the Mechanic's Guild just a block away. She ran towards it, Waving the paper like a banner at people, and trailing said BLUE FLUFFY PUFFY FLUFF BONBON OF DOOM.

[Sagasu]

Agghh, I dont have time nooOOOO!!!

I'll try to jump in sometime/when I find some

TIME HERE TIME!!

*whistles*

[White_Knight]

As VaAn was walking toward the teleporter to the surface with his S-Rank slung over his back blade inward near the ground he see's an android walking into the mech guid shortly fallowed by a female built droid
hmmm...what's going on there
as he's thinking of this the fourious general walks stright into him
"NOT AGAIN DAMNIT THAT'S THE THIRD PERSON TO WALK INTO ME TODAY."
"You walkd into me sir not the other way around."
"DON'T YOU GET SMART WITH ME."
"But I was...."
"I DON'T CARE." He pulls out a pre writen letter that tells VaAn to get his rear into the mech. guild.
"Congratulations" he says regaining himself "You have been drafted."
one of VaAn's hands come out from under his cloack as he picks up the note. Staring at it like he was going to be exicuted. And slowly trys to find the right building. Giving a silent hiss to the general as he walks off.

[Lone_Wolf_Nasca]

Enter Dailoren ^_^ !!
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Where is he ? She looks at the crowded street in hopes of finding the man she is waiting for.
Come on, where are you ?
A hour has pass...
Thats it !! When I see Nasca im going to kick him so hard,for dumping me here !! She does a high kick in blind fury not paying attention to a passer-by wearing lots of shiny medals who gets knock into the air from the sheer force of her kick and then falls flat on the ground.
Oh my gosh !! Are you alright,sir ?
The man then mumbled something about a fourth loon that runs into him.
Sir, do you need medical attention ?
The man still trying to gain his bearings takes out a small piece of paper and writes something and gives it to Dailoren.
What is this !? O.o
PAYBACK !!
Huh ?
The man then ran off,laughing like a maniac,leaving her behind.
What the hell is going on with the men on this ship !?
She looks at the paper and reads "You have been drafted."
WHAT !! she screams at the top of her lungs.
Nasca this is all your fault, im going to kill you when I see you !!
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I will continue this in three days (I will be finally free from work by then http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif !! )

[mr_rubbish]

"OMG! Its Gozilla! Run"
*Sounds of people panicking*
"No! It's worse! Its... FORTUNE!"
*Sounds of people rioting*
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Mitch looked on at the sight of a few hunters entering. They seemed uncomfortable to be there but had no problem with helping themselves to the complementary buffet table setup in the corner. A newman female emerged from room behind him and approached him. She was dressed in bright red denim dungarees / overalls, with a brown and black striped tail and two brown animal ears poking out from underneath an oversized red cap with a large 'M' emblazoned on it. She stroked her bushy fake mustache while grinning inanely.

"Mario?" Mitch asked increduously.

"No silly! Its me, Melay!"

"Er... so what's with the outfit?"

"It's for the Halloween party!"

"Oh... Well first of all there have been two Halloween group-fictions and you missed both of them... and secondly its NOVEMBER!"

"Well there's no need to shout." Sulked Melay. "And why are all these people here? New recruits for the mechanics guild?"

"Fat chance." Said Mitch glumly. "They're Hunters to escort us to the surface."

"Great! I could do with some action..."

[-Z]

*camera pans around*
...
*pans around some more*
...
*pans around and finally finds Zi'Zuku*
...
"oh... hey guys... listen, i'm not good at lying, so i'm gonna give it to you blunt. I'm not joining this one! there. i said it."

*general walks up, about to hand Zi'Zuku a peice of paper.*

"woah, woah woah! you are NOT drafting me into this thing! plus if you do, i could always run to ragol... that counts as another country, so there. HA! ^_^"

*general hands peice of paper to Zi'Zuku*

"even better. you've been conscripted!"
...
"heh. aheh heh. AAHAHAHA!!"

"what are laughing about ya little conscript?"

*takes out caduceus*
"THIS ENTITLES ME TO GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST 'BUMP' EVER!"

"...mommy"

[Kadou]

Well I managed to get a little time to scrape up a short intro...
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The angered General (insert general's name) continued down the street to wherever it was he was going to.

Suddenly, from some random dark alleyway came a loud whisper, "Psstt! Hey buddy, you interested in buyin' a penguin?"

The general looked stupidly around for the source of the noise, his eyes eventually falling upon a man of moderately young age wearing a dirty grey overcoat standing half-concealed in the spooky shadows of the alley. He was holding one side of his coat open to reveal several full, but buttoned-closed pockets. In the bottom, largest pocket there sat a cute little penguin, staring out with its cute little penguin eyes.

"What the Hell would I do with a penguin?!"

"It's an, uh, a rare Mexican dancing penguin," the man said, pulling a sombrero out of one of his other pockets and placing it on the penguin's head. On the side of the pocket from which the penguin had come there could be seen the faint outline of a mechgun-type.

The general straightened his posture and put on an expression of poorly feigned sterness.

"Do you have authorization to be carrying that weapon?" he demanded.

"Which one? I mean, uh, yes. Yes I do," the man replied. He reached into one of his pockets and pulled out a Hunters License.

The general looked briefly at it, not noticing that it had expired a couple years previous, and said, "Good. You've been drafted." He pulled out a slip of paper reading, "j00 |-|45 b33|| dr4|=73d" with a crude signature near the bottom. With that he turned and began walking away, throwing over his shoulder, "Go to the mechanics building/guild/thing."
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Ignatious has joined your party. *do do da DOO*

[KaFKa]

whoo-hoo, i feel like partaking of the general fun-ness of a group fic (insert applause here)
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as the general walked to where he was supposed to go, he noticed a HUcast pounding on another helpless android.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?" he screamed, halfway scared of the android.

"wha?" sadi the HUcast, turning and accidentally knocking the general down with his shoulder. in the brief time between getting hit and meeting the floor, he noticed what looked to be a stag cutlery on the android's person. getting up he mumbled something about number five and then demanded to see a license for carrying such a weapon.
The andriod procured a Hunter's license and pointed to the name.

"see? my name is KaFKa!"

"well, good for you, i have a paper for you..."

"You DO!?!?!? whos it from!? whos it from!?" in a childish way.

"from me, you've been drafted. now take this other android that you've benn beating upon and go to the mech guild thingy..."

"i wasn't beating on Gurgosh, we just have fun like this, well, at least i have fun..." he said, pondering why his newfound friend was looking more like a scrap heap than an android. "i'll just have him fixed up some, first though..."

"good, you do that" said the general and walked off grumbling.

Kafka left the pile of metal where it was and skipped along merrily and finally found the guild-thing.
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whoo-hoo, nothing like throwing in a loose megid when it's least needed http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

[Garanz2]

Garanz MK.II loaded his final impact and fired, smashing a gaping hole into the distant target. He spun round, and repeated the process with another target that appeared behind him. A third target sped across the ceiling, and Garanz blasted it to matchwood. Two shady figures watched him in the target range through a glass pane.

"So, is it adequate?"

"I believe so. However, we need to test it's initiative in the field. We should send it down to the planet's surface to monitor it's abilities in an unpredictable environment.?

?But nobody has investigated the surface yet. What if??

?Then we build another.?

"...Very good, sir."

[-Z]

"well, that made me feel a little better" Zi'Zuku muttered to himself while whisking about roofs, a faint scent of blood on the spiked bottom of the caduceus. he stared at it and thought of its origin.

"Grrr, Hermes may have been the god's messenger boy, but i bet he was never been conscripted..."

he made one final leap, and fell to the ground bellow him, his padded shoes absorbing the fall. he looked up to where he had just landed.

"well... i guess this is the place" he noted while pulling his cloak back around him.

"MR ZI GUY!!!"

that overenthuseastic voice. he heard it somewhere before. no. o dear god no! few things frightened Zi'Zuku. this was one of them.

"HELLOOOOOOO!" she said, suddenly popping up in front of him, her BON BON OF DOOM flailing about behind her. Zi'Zuku got an idea. just ignore here. walk away slowly. everything will work out j u st, f i n e.

"Do you still have those batty wings Mr Zi? I know, theyre just under that cloak of yours!!!"

O_O;

"HAPPY PLACE! HAPPY PLACE!" Zi'Zuku shouted while running from fortune.

"HAPPY!!! HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY!!!!"

"my happy place seriously needs a bouncer -_-"

[White_Knight]

VaAn has eaten only a little bit of the food (not enough to make anyone full) and see's the newman female walk in.
I will not now is not the time to many people around to get her sweet delicious blood but wait she'll be on my team. DAMN. I can't have any because that would make us weeker as a whole. DOUBLE DAMNIT. He then cassualy walks over to a wall and leans against it

[Mixfortune]

(We should start moving on. So...)
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Loukraz's escort service was tight-knit, and he glanced about nonchalantly for an opportunity to escape. Of course there was nowhere to run, as he was most certain the soldiers would fire upon him. Seeing as how they were currently travelling through a residential area, Loukraz decided it best not to risk others.

The group took a quick turn into a back alley, near the Guild section of the ship. The soldiers had to file themsevles down a bit, as there was only enough room for two or three people to walk side by side down the narrow passage.

Loukraz went along, giving no resistance.

If this 'General' is who I think it is, I better find out what he's planning...

They stopped before a metal door, with a small trace of light peeking underneath. A small set of stairs rose to greet the door, ending at their feet.

"In you go", said a soldier, poking Loukraz with the end of his rifle.

Loukraz opened the door, wishing not to cause a ruckus. Inside was a small room, dingy and rusted along its steel blue walls.

The soldiers filed in, closing and locking the door behind them. They then asked for Loukraz to wait patiently while the General made his way back from his rounds.

Minutes later the General entered from a similar door across the room, muttering something about the degredation of civilian life and disrespect for their superiors. He then turned to the Hunter.

"Sir Loukraz", the General gave a slight bow.

"What is it this time?"

"It's been so long, Loukraz. Surely-"

"The point, General. Come to it."

The General nodded. "I'm sure this will be a trivial matter for one with a record such as yours. After all, you were once in my position, if you can recall so far."

The General saw that Loukraz was getting restless, and shifted as he continued. "It's an escort mission. Hunters and Mechanics. We need you and the other Hunters to escort and guard the Mechanics while they do their job."

"How much time will they need? How many Mechanics? How many Hunters?" Loukraz asked, getting straight to the point and already beginning to run some calculations through his head.

The General coughed slightly, then turned to one of the soldiers standing nearby.

"Are the...volunteers gathered?"

"Yes, sir."

The General nodded sagely before turning back to Loukraz.

"Then we shall have you meet them now", the General said, "You will be their leader for this mission, after all."

"WHAT! General, I'm WAY past-"

"Shush now. Your credentials speak otherwise", the General said, patting Loukraz on the back. He motioned for the other soldiers to help him drag Loukraz into the next room, where the Hunters had gathered.

Finally Loukraz stood before the Hunters he would command, took half a minute to look around, and fainted.

[Garanz2]

I think i'll try my hand at being a bad guy this time
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Garanz2 had been issued his first mission having taken up employment with the hunter's guild. He was supposed to go down to Ragol and escort a team of engineers to repair the communication systems on Ragol. He now sat in a small room with several organic hunters, waiting to leave. The room smelt strange, probably because it was packed full of men and women with weapons. The room stank of sweat, and Garanz was proudly holding the largest amount of space on the bench.

The door opened and two soldiers dragged in another hunter, who didn't really look too pleased to be there. He stood for a few seconds, then collapsed on the floor. The hunters all around the room stared at him, then burst out laughing.

[mr_rubbish]

"Ladies... Gentlemen... The Androgenous... Behold! Your new leader!" Said the General(tm) pointing to the unconscious heap. (The first one, not the second).

"Have fun!" He called out as he left with the accompanying soldiers, giggling like a schoolgirl.

There were loud sighs from many of the gathered 'Hunters'.

Mitch nudged Mario Melay in the ribs. "We'd better get started." He whispered to her.

"What about others?"

"They can follow us down. I'll leave a note."

He walked over to the far wall and pressed a button on it. A large door slid aside to reveal a small transporter with a very odd contraption bolted to one side. It was a mass of tubes and containers and a grill near the bottom where flames occasionally popped out from.

"What the hell is that thing and why is it on fire?" Ask a random Hunter.

"Oh... It's a transporter. Fire heats water in to steam and the steam provides power for the translocator module. We use special logs in order to generate the necessary 1.2 Gigawatts in order to get up to 88 mph."

Most of the hunters took a step back.

"Ok, who's first?" Grinned Melay.



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[KaFKa]

hehe, i just gotta do this.
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as Kafka entered the guild hall thing he heard the man ask "who first?"

"ME! ME!" screamed Kafka, running through the gathered hunters, standing and waiting impatiently in the 'teleporter'
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[mr_rubbish]

Mitch was about taken back by Kafka's enthusiasim but pressed the button labelled 'Transmit' anyway.

*Fzzt*

There was a small pile of dust where Kafka was standing a second ago.

"Whoops!" http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif "It was set to dissentegrate mode."

*Gasps from audience*

Mitch pushed the button labelled 'Reintegrate'.

*Pop*

"Are we there yet?" Asked Kafka.

"Let's do it right this time!" Said Melay hitting the control panel haphazardly.

[Zaneatron]

"Hmmmmmmmmm" said Melay

"Hmmmmmmmmm, what?" replied mitch

"i think this is broken" she said

"is it? cant be, i only repaired it 30 beats ago, it was working fine when i tested it" mitch shrugged his shoulders "i dunno what were going to do?"

"Why dont we hit it?" said KaFKa, "it usually works for me http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"

"do you have a '1st class honours degree in quantum physicality mechanics and space time temporal mechanisms'?" asked Melay in a condecending tone.

"errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, no http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif" was KaFKa's reply

"I thought so" said Melay

Embrodak stood up, towering above everyone in the room.

"Hey KaFKa, get in that thing again......"

KaFKa shrugged his shoulders and climbed back in.

Embordak waded through the other hunters and hit the 'machine' with his arm. A rather loud resonance could be heard, even outside the building. some of the other hunters fell on the floor in pain.

"why did you go and do that!" yelled mitch

"theres no need to shout, i am capable of hearing you, even in this minor disturbance" said Embrodak

He then pressed what appeared to be the transport button, and KaFKa dissapeared.

"there that wasnt so hard now was it" Embrodak went and sat back down with a a smile on his face.



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[Logical2u]

Ah! What another fine artificial day on Pioneer 2! Too bad there aren't any 'official' quests yet... hey wait, why is that big...medally...wearing...person..storming down at me? Uhoh.

Logical2u unconsciously stepped out of the way of the person, but the person handed Logical2u a piece of paper anyways.

"What is this, a ticket? For walking?" logical2u asked.

"you've been drafted, sonny!" The general-looking guy ordered.

"This will be the second time then..." Logical2u groaned in response

"And what you do as a hunter? I see your ID there."

"Well. I shoot stuff. Until it dies."

"Very good, then, soldier. Go to the transporter."

"And...where is that?" Logical2u pondered out loud, then walked along the path the generally-lookalike person had walked on...
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whee thats all i can do right now.

[MQuantum]

I vowed not to miss posting at least once a day. That vow lasted one day. Let's call it even hen, shall we?

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The Fonewm began to walk away as if he didn't see her. But EVERYBODY saw Fortune! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

"Mr. Zi GUY! WAIT UP!" She dashed after him as he began to run for cover.

Her FLUFF BONBON flailed as she made a running sprint to catch him. It looked as if he was going for the Mechanics Guild! That was where she was going!

"Happy place, happy, happy, happ- OUMMMPH!" Zi was tackled as he placed his hand on the handle, and the considerable weight of a Racaseal easily slamed his light frame through the opening door.

The landed and rolled head over heels into a shoddy, old fashioned teleporter. Zi was stunned for a few seconds, and Fortune looked at everyone staring at them. "HI, I'M FORTUNE!" Their faces going from surprise to horror was the last thing she saw.

For some reason, it seemed like they didn't want to talk to her... Oh, well, she still had her BON BON! "Peep!"

[-Z]

*feelings of embaressment... i hate to do this to such an innocent... thing, but it must be done to keep me even remotely badish!*

"I'M FORTUNE!!!" she yelled, still standing up in the doorway, apart from the rest of the group. she'd be the only one who would see.

"i'm sorry about this fortune. so very sorry..." Zi'Zuku whispered softly.

Fortune tilted her head to the side a bit in confusion.

"what are you sorry abou-?" was all she could get out before Zi'Zuku gently brushed the hair away from his right eye.

*camera switches to outside view of pionner 2*

...

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!"

*camera retuns to mechanics guild*

"well now, lets get started shall we?" Zi'Zuku stated, while cassually putting his hair back over his eye; afterwhich he faced, and joined the group.

Random guy: "umm... fortune?"

fortune: *twitch, twitch.... twitch...*

Random guy: aww, cmon! it couldnt have been that wierd looking! besides, what are you worrying about, he's the one who's gotta live with it!

*Zi'Zuku slits Random guy's throat, and jumps into teleporter ^_^*

[KaFKa]

heheh, we all saw what happened to Kafka, right? now it's time to see where he went...
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as Kafka pulled himself off of the ground, he looked around, and saw a hoard of evil sharks walking twoards him.
"why can't you assholes leave me alone, i told you i didn't want any of your girl-scout cookies"

at that, a shark tried to cut at him with it's blade. Kafka caught it with his hand, as it it was a plastic bat or something.

"I told you bastards to leave me the f*ck alone..."

was all he said as he snapped the shark's blade in half, and proceeded to ram his hand through the poor shark's head. then, using that as a sort of weapon, he displayed an amazing amount of martial skill killing the sharks with their comrade. after about twenty minutes or so, the body turned to some kind of goo and slipped off of Kafka's hand, taking out a couple more sharks.

"oh well, i guess playtime is over for you poor b*stards"

drawing his stag cutlery, his rati glowed a deep red and two chao-looking things come and cast S/D and then dissappear.

"let the mindless slaughter commence..."

five hours later, Kafka looked upon the steaming pile of dead carcasses and made a metallic half-smirk

"well, that was a decent warm up. now then. to go back to pioneer 2 and get the rest of those idiots..."

taking out a telepipe mechanism, he promtly went to pioneer 2 and went back to the guild house-thing, not even noticing the large amount of shark blood on his thran-metal plates. so merrily he went a skipping
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now then, anyone else feel like joining in?

[mr_rubbish]

A cool breeze blew through the forest. Butterflies flittered about in that oh-so-careless fashoin of theirs. The loud mating calls of rappies on the prowl were the only sounds... almost.

It you listened closely you could just about hear the sound of people materialising 3 meters above the ground before landing noisily into a pile...

[Mixfortune]

(I decided we could refer to "Random Guys" throughout the fic, just for kicks, as a way to have unimportant people perform an action while still giving them a sense of a collective "person". I will, at least http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif)
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"Uh...where did those gibbering fools go?" Loukraz asked with a groan, holding his aching head as he righted himself.

"Louuuuuuukkraaaaaz!" came a call. It was distant, and Loukraz had slight trouble getting his mind right.

"LOUUUUUUUKKRAAAAAAZ!" came a shout in his ear.

"AHH!" Loukraz screamed, fumbling about the floor.

"Velesta! What the f*** are you thinking?"

"I got myself drafted", Velesta said, rolling her eyes and showing off a piece of paper. "Way to faint in front of the group."

"Those Hunters aren't fit for the task!" defended Loukraz, "They're just a bunch of crazed loons and goofs!"

As Loukraz continued his tirade, he felt a metal finger prodding his shoulder. Upon turning around, he was greeted with a wall of cold steel.

"Oh, I'm so sorry!" said Embrodak sarcastically. "I'm not used to whiners getting in the way of my clenched fist."

"Who the hell is whining? You guys need to be more serious!"

"On the contrary", responded Embrodak, "you need to lighten up. We are all Hunters after all. Despite our attempts at fun every once in a while to relieve the tension, we take our profession seriously."

FORTUNE skipped by. "HEEHEE! HIIIIYA!"
Zi'Zuku ran away from her, avoiding what seemed to be BON BONS.
And Random Guys were playing slapstick in the corner.

"I don't think that-" started Loukraz.

"Just get in the damn teleporter", said Embrodak as he shoved Loukraz into the portal. He then grabbed Velesta, who called to Loukraz as he disappeared.

"You too, missy."

A 3 meter fall later and both of them had a brand new set of dirt teeth.

[Logical2u]

As about 3 people passed through the transporter, Logical2u sighed heavily after noticing the coordonates, tapped a few corrections on a targeting pad, and then stepped back.

"MEDIC!" logical2u cried, and a few people and Logical2u stepped through the recalibrated transporter.

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As Logical2u and the people materialized, Logical2u instantly unholstered the staple Red Handgun and tucked the Ano Rifle into a back holster.

He pointed the gun at the people he teleported with.

"You!...uh... Mitch! Go find where the 3 people materialized!... Uhm...YOU! Mario-ish person! Go with him, they might need a healer that is, if you can heal. I think you're a newman... Uhm...Ignatious! You're with me...that is, if you can shoot, stab, slice, or burn, the large side of a barn." Logical2u barked as he assumed his custom military stature

"d00d! I pwnz j00!" the gunner yelled.

"I'll take that as a yes, Ignatious."
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The hunt begins. For the most dangerous game of all...

CENTRAL DOME!



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[-Z]

"must... get... to... teleporter... only... way... to... avoid... insanity! O_O"

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *twitch*"

"here i go!"

*midway thought of when Zi'Zuku was in mid air about to get to the teleporter*

"hey... i wonder where this thing's set to?"

*teleporter blows fuse, and rapidly keeps changing 'exit warp point'*

*flash*
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"huh?" mitch said as logical just gave him an order.

"*smacks self*, where did he just get sent to!?"

"*checks destination point*... *tries to recheck* umm... computer? verify destination point."

'unidentified.'

"WHAT!? where did you send him?"

'um, un-iden-tified, as in, i dont know!'

"stupid computer"

'**** you'

"WHAT!?"

"[mario accent]try-ah walking it![/mario accent]"

'bring it!'
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"hello? ... helloooooooo?"
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^_^

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[MQuantum]

Wow, I'm fraternally confused. Can Fraternal describe confused, anyway?

I have no clue when people are. like veryone. BUT I'M GOING TO POST ANYWAY! WHEEEEEEEEEE!
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Finally on the surface of Ragol. Finaaaaaaally! Fortune looked around at the mechanics, escorts, and RANDOM GUYS. "Where's Mr. Zi guy?!"

MarioMeley shuffled her feet, and glared at her mechanically inclined accomplice. "He did it! He sent him to the very bowels of RAGOL! or the middle of space! or into the ocean! or straight to FALZ! Who knows?!" Everyone looked at her strangely, and she made a suspicious gulp and stammered, "Oh, that's right. You guys and the readers weren't supposed to know about that yet."

Random Guy: DF cultist! EVIL MINION OF EVIL EVILNESS! Burn the plumber witch!

Fortune ran over to him. "You're LOUD! I'm FORTUNE! HIIII!"









*******
New Revelation- Skip this if you don't want to know
*******

All of a sudden, there was another peep. The BON BON twitched of it's own accord, then a large yellow head popped out of Fortune's pack. "Peep!"

"No, Froof! You were supposed to stay hidden! NOW THEY'RE GOING TO EAT YOU!" Fortune backed up against a tree, and tried to protect the Rappy with her metalic frame. She wondered why the hunters weren't trying to eat him yet. "I wonder why the hunters aren't trying to eat you yet," she whispered.

"Peep!"

[KaFKa]

As kafka skipped into the guild hall, he noticed everybody was gone.

"Wha?"

so he decided to go back into the teleporter and hit the button again. he appeared right next to fortune who was trying to hide her rappy.

"HI EVERYBODY!!!!" he yelled blatantly "I guess youdidn't hit the panelly-thing hard enough, i popped underground and had to fight a bunch of sharks http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif" as everybody looked at him, since he was covered in shark blood. "what are you guys staring at? i didn't do anything, did i?" he asked sheepishly.
fortune kept backing away from the hunters, but Kafka noticed.
"HEY!! a baby rappie!!" he yelled childishly, going over to fortune to pet it.

[White_Knight]

VaAn had been warped into the Ruins
what the bloody hell is going on we were supposed to esscort the Mechanics and I am the only one here well atleast it's dark. NO wait that's bad because Kiteo can try and screw me again that man is sick I need to find away out of here. As he finishes that thought several Dark type monsters appear.
Shit. He whips his Scythe of his back taking out about five with that one swing. Jumps foreward swinging the oter way killing another six. Then shoves the bottem tip into another beast. He continues like this until all the beasts are dead.
Well guess I had better try and find a way out of here. He starts to walk off into one of the other rooms.
Why couldn't they just have used the normal teleporter?

[Kadou]

Ignatious stepped cautiously into the teleporter, not entirely trusting the machine. He hit the button on the panel and vanished, immediatly recieving a peculiar, mildly painful sensation.

Seconds later he reappeared above the surface of Ragol. Very far above the surface.

"Holy shit!" he cried out, although no one was nearby. He had begun freefalling from what was likely about 300 feet above the top of the empty Central Dome.

Ignatious immediatly brought his knees close to his chest so that he could reach his feet. He gabbed at his coat, groping behind and above himself until he found the bottom corners. The wind was lashing at his face and catching violently in his coat. He quickly found the two straps near the bottom and tied them around his ankles. Then, using the coat as a wind-catcher, he spread his limbs to slow his fall as best he could.

Plummeting ever faster.. Wait, uh, slower, Ignatious quickly neared the roof of the Central Dome. In one final attempt to slow himself, he fired a powerful, high-pressure stream of bluish flame toward the "floor", turning his body so as to land on his hands an feet.

This last intention worked exactly as planned, Ignatious landing on his hand, feet, and knees right at first, just before his chest and the rest of his body slammed against the hard roof of the Central Dome.

"I hope I never have to do that again," he muttered to himself after several seconds of recovery.
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Sorry about that, Logical, but I fealt like doing something at least partially original.

How many of you recognize that little stunt?

[White_Knight]

I regognize it won't say though just so that those who don't it doesn't spoile anything
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After having gone through several rooms just like the first VaAn was starting to get a little tiered of just the contniuous fights. with no sight of anyone else random hunters teammates or Kiteo at least that was a good thing.
Where is every one. He thought after having stoped for a moment. But soon dismissed it and continued on.

[mr_rubbish]

Mitch stared at the 'new' leader who had just elected himself. It seems these people could barge in and just order people around. On the other hand he was carrying two LARGE guns.

He took in his surroundings. A forest clearing with paths diverging in several directions with no 1st leader and no technology to repair either.

"Damnit! 'cause you messed with the transporter we're miles away from anything." He accused Logical.

Logical's eye began to twitch ever so slightly and he readjusted his grip on his guns.

*Gulp!*

"Uh.... I'll go look for our other leader now... come on Melay!"

And with that, our intrepid band of heroes split into two groups.

[Logical2u]

As Mitch and the Melay person walked down one of the paths, Logical2u's eye twitching started again as something UNDER his feet started to squirm.

"Holy Coral! Get back here! They are UNDER us! And uh, yeah ok feel free to continue walking that way... great. Just peachy." Logical2u yelled out to the people walking away, then proceeded to step off of the people under him.

"Uh...yeah, you...1...2...3...3 ok?"

*MumbleMumble GRR Mumble OW mumble I'll never walk again! Mumble.* was the conjoined noise from the pile of people.

Logical2u stepped back once again, unsure of his safety if he stood near the people he had been standing on.

He then casted Resta.

And finally noticed Ignatious had fallen prey to a mess coordonite. And was never here.

"Oh, this day keeps getting better and better." was the entire group's thoughts.

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Ahem! *cough* Sorry about that. And I needed a way to explain Ignatious'es disapeerence *besides disconnection*.

[White_Knight]

VaAn finally reaches the blue warp with out meeting either a member of the team or Kiteo.

Thank heavens for somethings I guess. As he heads through the warp and ends up in the mines.

Fun With that he starts off into the mines

[mr_rubbish]

Loukraz straightened up sharply. The creepy series of cracks indicated that his vertebrae had all returned to their rightful place.

"Ahhhhhh! That's good!"

He glanced briefly at the VERY tall android and thought about how much effort would be required to dismantle him temporarily. Probably more than the android required to dismantle him...

Time to start leading....

"Ok, everybody. Get over here."

A lot of the random guys started sighing before reluctantly coming back. They were eager to explore the forests and kill stuff after being cooped up on Pioneer 2 for so long.

Logical squared up to Loukraz.

"I think I should be leader."

"Na-Uh"

"Uh-Uh"

"Na-Uh"

"Uh-Uh"

"Na-Uh"

"Uh-Uh"

"Na-Uh"

"Uh-Uh"

"Na-Uh times two."

"Uh-Uh times ten."

"Na-Uh times a million."

"Uh-Uh times infinity!"

"Well I have a map so I get to be leader." http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif Said Loukraz as he held up a piece of paper. Writ large upon it in crayon were the words 'Forest two'.

"Damn that piece of paper!" Spat Logical. "You win this round but you'll have to sleep some time."

[Zaneatron]

Embrodak was still sitting down beamin his android grin around the room, still pleased with his "mechanical skills"

He then looked at the teleporter. and saw the person next to it shaking his head.
then it clicked...
"Shit!"
Embrodak had just realised that he wouldnt fit into the transporter, at least not in one piece.
"i need to be dismantled dont I?" he said.
the guy by the transporterd slowly nodded his head.
"god fucking dammit!" he said in anger.

The 'guy' (i dont know if he has a name :S) removed a weird tool thing from a nearby locker, and proceeded to detatch Embrodak's upper body from his legs.

After several beats Embrodak was in 2 pieces. he lifted his body up with his arms and crawled to the teleporter, with is legs in hot persuit (he crawls amazingly fast, cos he has an air filter)
The random guy then walked over to the teleporter then sent his legs through then his upper body, on its side, because his chest was so wide.
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Just for clarification, Embrodak is a RAcast, if you didnt know http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Mixfortune]

"Well I have a map so I get to be leader." http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif Said Loukraz as he held up a piece of paper. Writ large upon it in crayon were the words 'Forest two'.

"Damn that piece of paper!" Spat Logical. "You win this round but you'll have to sleep some time."

"Haha! Don't worry about it." said Loukraz, patting Logical on the back. "You can handle my other duties for me!"

"What do you mean?"

"Oh, Velesta!"

"I'm right here, Master Loukraz...on the ground." cried Velesta.

"Save that for later." scolded Loukraz as he reached down to lift her up to her feet. "Well, uh... Logical... you can manage over Miss Velesta's training. She needs it."

"Hey bud," Logical said in protest, "you call yourself a leader? That's not even part of the mission! Why I should report you... then maybe force you to hand over that well-drawn map..."

Velesta righted herslef, brushing hair out of her face, and picking out the clods of dirt and leaves that matted it down.

"Hi!" was her greeting, smiling warmly. "Don't worry about Loukraz. He may be good at combat, but as far as social skills goes, he's just a bore."

Velesta smiled at Logical, edging closer to him.

"Wow, nice and strong! Heehee!" Velesta said, bracing herslef against Logical.

"Careful." Loukraz warned, "She can be a nuisance sometimes. Well...slightly more than that."

Logical coughed nervously. "Gee...thanks..." he muttered, becoming flustered.

Just then Velesta yelled out, "Now teach me some cool shit! Slay those baddies! CRUSH THEIR SKULLS! Teehee!"

Logical thought to himself, Holy mother of-

"Well, let's go." Loukraz pushed on, "Wouldn't be fitting for the Leader to be at the back end of the group, now would it?"

Loukraz walked after the moving group ahead of them, then looked down at his map, turning it over in his hands, viewing it from every angle.

"HEY!" he shouted, trying to get the attention of Random Guys in the group as well as some of the 'volunteers', "Does anyone know where we should actually be heading?"

"No," came a yell, "we actually just started to move randomly about hoping at least one of us would find out where to go."

Well...f***

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EDIT- (Not sure if you meant me, Zane, but by Hunters I meant members of the Hunters Guild or of the profession of Rangers, Hunters, and/or Forces) http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

SECOND EDIT- Whoops, I think I see what you mean now.

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[mr_rubbish]

I thought embrodak was a HUcast....
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Embrodak's parts land through the teleporter and onto the soft ground. He began to self assemble himself when a shadow fell over him.

Looking up he was suprised to see another Embrodak.

"WTF?" They both exclaimed.

"Why are you in pieces?" Said Embrodak-1.

"I was too large to fit through the transporter. Why are you NOT in pieces?" Asked Embrodak-2.

"Oh, I jumped through with those two..." He indicated Loukraz and Velestra with a thumb.

"Hmmm, so we have a fundamental breakdown in the fabric of reality then?" Said Embrodak-2.

"It would seem so. Well one of us has to go..."

"I'll go. It'll save time since you are already assembled... But I'll be back later to check your progress ok?"

"Ok"

* P O P *

"That WAS strange!" Said Embrodak-1.

[-Z]

'Where am i?' Zi'Zuku wondered. It was abnormally dark. Ussually Zi'Zuku could see through even where there was no light at all. but no he couldnt see. this wasnt ordinary darkness.
this was...

advanced darkness.

"Helloooooo? Hellooooooooooooooooooooo?" he called out to no one.

"Whats the matter?" a voice came from nowhere. "AFRAID OF THE DARK?"

"No, not really, i get used to that fast. hey, do you know a way out of here... wherever here is..."

"umm... sure."

"Really? can ya tell me?"

"no."

"NO!? WHY NOT!?"

"because... THIS IS YOUR HELL!!"

all of a sudden, the darkness went away, and revealed where Zi'Zuku really was.

"SUNSHINE! FLOWERS! PINK! PEANUTS! fortune as a fonewearl? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

with that he promptly ryukered away.
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*a swirling fountain of rainbowish lights forms above velesta's head* ^_^

[Zaneatron]

I thought embrodak was a HUcast....


Hunter wars: rollplay edition, i entered Embrodak!!!, whom was a RA cast, i thought you could have at least remembered that *looks at mr_rubbsih*
Ill be happy if the real Embrodak shows up again later.
maybe a weird alternate reality thing going on.........
oh no ive said too much
*shoots everyone who has written in the group fic* http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif



you dont know how bad i feel to be the first one to write a spam post in this thread http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

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[Kadou]

On 2003-11-25 05:28, Zaneatron wrote:
you dont know how bad i feel to be the first one to write a spam post in this thread http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif



Yes! It wasn't me!
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Ignatious looked out over the seemingly endless see of green. He had circled about 3/4 of the way around the roof of the Central Dome, searching for any signs of the others, and by now his coat and hair were completely soaked in the rain pouring down only over the local area.

Seeing nothing, he decided to investigate the inside of the Central Dome to search for survivors or any clues that might tell of the mysterious explosion. Besides, the others would probably lead the mechanics here eventually anyway.

Then, out of the blue, there was a sudden, ear-shattering howl/roar/noise. It was soon follwed by another. Hearing these, Ignatious was more sternly decided on entering the dome. He didn't know what was out there, but whatever they were, they would probably be best avoided.

With this in mind, Ignatious made his way to the nearest rooftop tower thingamajig, lifted a conviently placed nearby brick, and threw it at a window with a great deal of force. The glass virtually exploded into the room behind it, and Ignatious was sure he heard the brick break something inside. Without hesitation he climbed through the rectangular hole into the darkness.

His eyes quickly adjusted to the lack of light, revealing that he was in what was probably a communications office. There were two desks, each with an old-fashioned, non-holographic computer moniter on top. One of these was on its side with the glass cracked and the brick embedded in its aluminum frame.

The not-so-old homeowning hobo wiped some water if his brow and thrust his head back. His met, medium-length black hair swung out from before his eyes and behind his neck. He then walked to the other side of the room to where the door was and slowly opened it. Behind it he found a narrow hall with several doors on either side. At the end of the hall there was an inactive warp.
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I was going to write more, but I got bored. It'll have to wait until my next post.

[White_Knight]

after several rooms in the mines VaAn is slightly tierd of slaying all the bots until one drops a Lavis Blade
this will be funhe thinks as he picks them up and turns them on after putting his scythe in the virtual memory unit and starts on using his new daggers

[mr_rubbish]

Vaan and Kafka... Ultimate in Normal mode!

PS Zane, Sarunakai spammed this thread on the first page!
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With Logical and Loukraz locked in mortal combat for leadership, the rest of the group were forced to amuse themselves by seeing what Kafka had discovered in Fortune's backpack. She backed away from the towering shark-blood covered android as he reached over to pet it.

"HEY!! a baby rappie!!" he yelled childishly.

"A baby what?" Said Embrodak having pulled himself together.

"Don't! You'll hurt it!" Pleaded Fortune.

Playtime was inturrupted by numerous soft thumps indicating the landing of many things. The group turned to face the source of the noise only to be greeted by the sight of much larger versions of the creature Fortune was hiding. A flock of rappies had descended from the skies!

Zi'zuku had recovered from escaping Fortune's clutches and was now grinning like a maniac. ^_^

A HUmar walked up to the nearest one, hand extended.

"How cute."

It stared at him intently as its beaked gleamed omniously...

[KaFKa]

yay, rappy time http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
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*gasp* "BIG RAPPIES!!!!!!"
Kafka ran up to one, arms outstretched. The rappy tried to ppeck him, but it's beak bounced off Kafka's armor plating harmlessly. Kafka proceeded to huggle the rappy, crushing bones and killing the poor thing.
"It even says different stuff when i huggle it ^_^"
As the rest of the hunters look on in disgust, Fortune had stuffed her baby rappy back in her backpack.
"Shhh, don't let that crazy HUcast see you ,he'll kill you"
As kafka proceeded to huggle each and every rappy, he could only think one thing:
how much longer must i keep this charade going? Master won't be pleased with this...
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yay, obscenely obvious plot twist http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[White_Knight]

What are you talking about ultamite in normal mode and his name must have a A for the second a or else it losses the sybolism

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Continuing to distroy the mechanized monsters with the swift and powerful accurasy given to him by his vampiric side, which was evidently being used sence his eyes were yellow and slited. He starts to wonder where the others are and how to get back to P2 easly so as to meet up with them and get this job over with. Soon after having finished off the room he hears his stomach growl.
Damn I wish I had taken a bit of the newman girl before I left I should have just asked she would have lived and I wouldn't be hungry. But no I didn't and now there is no food of any kind for some distance I am going to starve to death down here.
With that he contiues along through more rooms and robots

[-Z]

"look at all the rappies... ^_^!!!"

*crack!*

"it even says different stuff when i huggle it!"

Zi'Zuku's pupil went small.

*crack!... Crack!... CRACK!!!*

(mr rubbish: oh, shi-)

"YOU ****ING Ba$+aRD!!!"

Zi'Zuku took out his caduceus, and rushed the hucast. a few meters away, he used the pointed bottom to pole vault him at the hucast to initiate a high speed drop kick.

"and i'll just give a hug to y- *thunk!*"

Kafka rose and saw some insane fonewm looking as if he was ready to jump a beltra. he was a little confused. he was just hugging the thing.

"umm... you don't like rappies?"

"DIIIEEE!!!!!"

*thunk!*
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EDIT: you two had to do that... when i reach post 666 i will uber zampage you all!!!! ^_^ - _ /

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[Zaneatron]

i think mr_rubbish is talking about the fact that you got a weapon of ultimate level in a normal level story. me thinks this is just the way things are.

also, lavis blade!?!?!?!!?!?!?1/1one
A) cant be dropped
B) just doesnt drop, at the drop of a hat.
c) stop side tracking off so much. it makes your parts slightly more than worthless unless your building up to something big. try and make your plots more relative to the main group, otherwise its going to be "all the small things, featuring VaAn"

[MQuantum]

I want 600+ posts...
Sorry I've been slacking here... I've been confused! Veddyveddy Confuzzed! As in, Ali Babba will eat you all! *shrug*

Oh well, were finally getting back to this, eh? (VaAn, I agree with Embrodiak. (I forget your names.))

WHERE IS THIS STUPID FIC GOING? AND WHY DO I BEGIN WRITING AGAIN AS SOON AS I FIND THE WORST COMPUTER STILL LEFT IN SERVICE?!
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Fortune's eyes poked around the bole of a tree trunk. "Froof, don't look!" The silly animal poked it's eyes out of the sack to see the last of it's kindred crushed to death seconds before the huge Hucast was smashed in the face with a styrofoamly padded shoe, worn by a tattered FOnewm. Zi'Zuku, protecting the forest, again...

"Shhh, But I think he's going on a Zampage when he reaches 666 posts... Then he's going to ask the Imms to send some posts to FKL, so he can do it again..."

RandomGuy says: I think you're right!

Random guy is glared down by everyone.
Your blood freezes as you hear a RandomGuy's death scream.
R.I.P.
You gain .001 expeirince. You lose a level.

Back in PSO...

The rappies were splattered, and so was Kafka, but the mechanics decided to rebuild him. With a monkey stick. Oh well.

Loukraz and Logical but pointed in opposite directions, and began walking. "To the Central Dome!" Everyone watched them go, then started in the right direction. 5 minutes later, L&L finally caught up with the group.

"I thought we were leading!" In unision. perfectly synchronized. And unreahearsed. Wow.


Suddenly, as the entered the Central Dome, Fortune spied an evil somebody. she pointed and squealed "LOOKIE, IT'S IGNATIOUS!" One flying tackle later, and they had regained a lost member, before he could start his own subplot...

[KaFKa]

...you can't splat Kafka, he's just good like that http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif
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As Kafka looked upon the bastard that had tried to damage him, his circuits almost melted with anger.

the second i have the chance, death becomes him

"...Why dod you hit me? i was just huggling the rappies"

As Kafka walked to Zi, perfectly calm, he poked the guy in the chest, in an obvious play type of motion. He then walked back to fortune, who was looking very scared

[-Z]

Kafka walked up to Zi, and attempted to poke him in the chest. unfortunately, Zi grabbed his arm, and flipped the hucast over before slicing him up into tiny little pieces and 'huggling' him all over the area.

...

or at least thats what was going on in Zi'Zuku's mind. Turns out his fury slowed his reactions and the hucast simply poked him and walked away.

"...he did not just do that."

"random guy: yeah he di-"

*slits random guy*

"i'm making too big a deal out of this. rappies are killed every day... i'm not gonna act like a 7 year old about it..."

*looks at mutilated rappy*

*trademark glare --> kafka*

"yeah. that showed him... wait a second, he wasnt even looking! AAARGH!!!... you thought it was a good glare, didnt you rock?"

rock: ...

*slits rock ^_^*

"oh well. i guess i gotta just follow them around for now... I HATE BEING A CONSCRIPT!!!*

[Lone_Wolf_Nasca]

Sorry, I kind of forgot all about the fanfic http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif
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A sudden flash of light comes out of Fortune's back-pack and Dailoren's head pops out of it with the baby Rappy on top of her head.
Geez, that was one hell of a teleportation delay. Everyone stares at her and start laughing.Dailoren looks at everyone and wonders why they laugh at her, not noticing that she was inside a back-pack and had a baby rappy on her head.
Hey whats so funny http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif !?!?
YOU !! They all said at the same time (with no practice, heh !!)
Huh !?

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By the way, Mr.Rubbish, thanks for the perfect comedy epilogue for Nasca, makes me wonder if the Hilde had a good meal,lol http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif !!

[White_Knight]

2 things before I start 1 the lavis blade I know does not drop but it was beter than trying to remember how to make tha damn thing 2 sorry I'll find away to everyone soon

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After having walked through a door in what he thought was the mines he sees Fourtune tackling Ignations and turns his eyes back to there blue state and slips quitely in with the rest of them.

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There happy now?!?

[Kadou]

On 2003-11-29 17:50, MQuantum wrote:
Suddenly, as the entered the Central Dome, Fortune spied an evil somebody. she pointed and squealed "LOOKIE, IT'S IGNATIOUS!" One flying tackle later, and they had regained a lost member, before he could start his own subplot...



I hate you... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif

You know, I would post something, but I'm supposed to be finishing a report.

[mr_rubbish]

Nasca - Glad you liked it. I just hope I won't have to write more for a while http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

VaAn - sorry about the Vaan/VaAn thing. I'll get it right from now on. BUT... my comment on "..Ultimate in normal mode" was just an observation that you and Kafka are so strong that you'll kill everything and no one else will get any experience points...

MQuantum - This stupid fic is going... TO THE CENTRAL DOME!

Kadou - Again with the http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif?
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"Is it all going according to plan?" Said the high-backed swivel chair.

"Yes master." Replied an android.

The chair turned around to reveal the actual speaker... a short portly man dressed in a white RAmar uniform. He gently stroked a white fluffy cat.

"Excellent. Soon I will have in my possession the ULTIMATE WEAPON OF POWER(tm). Then I shall hold the people of Pioneer 2 ransom for........ One Million Meseta! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"Er... Master Mome?" Interrupted one of the androids.

"Eh? Oh right! I mean.... One Billion Meseta! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

The androids around him also burst into sinister laughter.

"Silence! How is agent Kafka doing?"

"He is killing all the Rappies as instructed."

"Excellent..."

[Kadou]

On 2003-12-01 15:02, mr_rubbish wrote:
Kadou - Again with the http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif?



It's a curse, I'm afraid. Well, actually, the point of that post was to mark that I had gotten back from my impromptu trip to Orlando, although I forgot that I forgot to tell you I was going on vacation.

Suddenly everyone is the uppermost levels of the Central Dome, MQuantum?
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Ignatious fell clumsily to the hard, metal floor, completely taken off guard by Fortune's "attack."

"What in bloody Hell?" he murmured to himself, struggling to turn his head so as to veiw what had knocked him down.

"Hiya!" Fortune (loudly) greeted him.
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There, it's not spam now.

[KaFKa]

...you actually made an attempt?
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Kafka and the rest were standing on the ruined upper levels of the central dome. He noticed that Zi'Zuku was facing away from him. Igniting his stag cutlery, he drew his rams back, preparing to make one final deathblow to the newman

"HAAAIIIII!!!"

A RAcaseal with polished chrome armor plates and flat black joints jumped onto Kafka, knocking him over. She landed on top of KaFKa yelling

"I FOUND YOU!!"

"We were playing hide and seek Yaski?"

"Yup, and now YOUR it"

The conversation was so obscenely childish that most of the other hunters had looked away. As Yaski helped Kafka up, they connected with wireless transmitters

"why are you here? you're supposed to be slaying rappies. Master will have you dismantled for sure for this"

"Don't worry, i'll get that done, for now i have to keep an eye on this group to make sure they don't stumble across the weapon"

"allright, but if you screw up again, im gonna have to make you go back to Mome"

"like you could do that"

Yaski dropped Kafka and jumped on him, their combined weight landing on the floor was enough to make it give way. and it did. All of the hunters plumeted down to the base floor, landing and making cracks on the ground.

[White_Knight]

after getting up just fine from the fall he looks around at the others

"Well that would have hurt more if it weren't for...."

Random Guy:"weren't for what?" Still in pain.

"Nothing." With that he goes around casting a resta on others and helping them up.

[mr_rubbish]

Not everybody fared so well after the ground gave way.

"Hey! Something broke my fall!" Said Melay brightly.

"But not mine..." Said Mitch's muffled voice from somewhere under her.

They all rose to their feet as a wave of gentle green energy soothed their aches.

"What the heck is this?" Said Logical and Loukraz in unison.

"Stop that!" They said together.

The more mature members of the group observed that they were in a gigantic warehouse of some kind. Boxes stacked nearly to the ceiling and stretching as far as the eye could see.

A faint rumble could be heard in the far distance along with the sight of an omnious faint red light.

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"What new devilry is this?" Asked Boromir.

"... A Balrog." Replied Gandalf Grimly.

[KaFKa]

Kafka stood up, not even noticing that he had fallen maybe 60 feet. Yaski jumped off of him, and proceeded to run away yelling

"Count to a thousaund!!!"

As she disappeared Kafka stood worried. He knew that he couldn't delay his mission much longer.
The other hunters looked at him very angrily. He scratched his head and started walking to the "menacing" red glow.

"I think we gan get back up through here. I need to go find Yaski, i never lose at hide n' seek http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"

The other hunters almost fell over, as they all followed, Yaski reappeared, holding a late model Yaskimov7000m, for which she was named. She took careful aim, the brackets aligning on Kafka's CPU.

"You never lose, do you? but it's just a matter of time until i get my revenge..."

She lowered the gun and proceeded to meld into the background, walking a good forty feet behind them. Kafka walked on, never the wiser.

They walked for what seemed like hours, straight and never faltering. many of the other hunters had stopped to rest, or to investigate the crates. only four were behind him when he came across a door, smoke and light pouring through the cracks.

"I bet Yaski's in there... but how do i open it?"

Kafka looked at the control panel, and decided to break the door instead of opening it. he drew his arms back, and prepared to realease them...

[White_Knight]

while looking through some of the boxes closer to the door he finds a weird saber looking like the anceint saber but with a golden gaurd and very intracite designs carved into the hilt and blade of the sword
if this isn't a strong weapon then it will definatly worth some money after picking it up he continues on and sees Kafka about ready to smash a door down
"I never knew that they made Androids so child-like."

[mr_rubbish]

Just the three of us,
We can write it if we try.
Just the three of us,
You and you and I...
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One of the more clumsy random guys accidently knocked over a box. It fell to the ground and shattered, spilling its precious contents across the floor. RandomGuy#27 bent down and picked up one of the items. He stared at it for a few seconds before his mouth gaped wide open.

"OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!!111!!!1!11!ONE!1!EXCLAIMATION MARK!" He shouted breathlessly. "A HANDGUN +2!!!!!"

After that it degenerated into a small riot. Random guys rushed off in every direction to get their hands on such bounty leaving our hapless mechanics with the (slightly) more sensible Hunters. Mitch was concerned with why Kafka would be so eager to run towards something that made Mitch's spidersense so tingly. He made his feelings known.

"I don't like this." He said to Melay. "They've given us leaders that don't know anything, hunters picked up off the streets and weird reasons to be here. I mean why not send these guys or hell, even the millitary to look for survivors. And why is this place below the central dome filled with weapons? I have a very bad feeling about this."

"I know what you mean, that's why I packed this just incase..." Said Melay as she pulled out a....
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Demonic Spanner
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ATP: +95
EVP: -5

This cursed weapon brings bad luck to those who are hit by it. It is only equipible by Mechanics. It's special attack causes confusion.
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Melay beamed a huge grin from beneath her mustache.

[KaFKa]

heh, so fun. now to go pwn the dragon, should be easy enough...
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As Kafka released his arms, the deafening slam of metal against whatever Kafka was made of made almost all of the hunters stop their silly rioting over handguns+2 and drop to the ground in fear of having the roof collapse on them.
The doors flew away in perfect symmetry, landing about sixty feet apart in a huge area, which was glowing with heat.

"That was easy enough, now where's Yaski..."

Kafka walked in, as did most of the random hunters. The others just stayed back, not wanting to leave the plethora of useless weapons and such. Kafka looked on into the room and stopped, 'looking around'

"Where are you? i know you're here. just come on out and i won't make your death slow and painful, just quick and precise. Don't fear the reaper, he is tyour friend..."

Kafka said, but his speaker had directed the sound to only hit one target, and all the random hunters went running for their lives as that one target appeared.



Far away, Yaski reappeared, still holding her rifle.

"You fool, that damned dragon will tear you apart. run, run."

She stood there, knowing the only reason she could even use her waepon was because of her 4 god/arm units and her 195 dex mag. She had no chance to help him against something that huge, but Kafka stood there as if he wanted to battle it, she just couldn't figure it out...

[MQuantum]

Fortune stared at the Dragon in shocked awe for precisely 3.2431 seconds. And for that amount of time she was silent.

Ok, time's up! "It's a fluffy! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif" She ran towards the animal that had cuaght sight of her. Like any sane, death fearing monster, it began to rapidly back away. "FLUFFY!"


*Powummmph!* Fortune tackled it's leg going top speed and momentum wrenched it in the wrong direction. She began to huggle it enthusiastically.

Kafka realized there was huggling going on, and dashed into the room too. He leaped onto the fallen animal, plunged his arms into it's eye sockets, and began to huggle it's nose as it screamed in mortal agony.

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Sorry for the gruesomeness... Ah well, no I'm not....

[Mixfortune]

EDIT- Errr..... crap. I had my window open long enough to miss MQuantum's post? Ehh.... flashback! :|

I am here, and my name is chaos...
Hi.
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Loukraz watched as the group of people seemed to be falling apart before his eyes. Damn that General, dropping all of these conscripts on me like this. These guys have no sense of organization.

He walked through the room, leaving the Random Guys to pick up the various weapons scattering out of the toppled boxes.

"Logical, Velesta, Embrodak, Melay, VaAn, Mitch, Zi, Fortune, Ignatious..." Loukraz started picking people out of the crowd as he continued to walk through the chaos, paying little attention to the crazed item grabbers. They appeared struggling to get away from the greedy conscripts as they, too, failed to be tempted by the shiny distractions.

"What's the meaning of this?" asked Velesta, noting Loukraz's indifference as he walked on.

"I recognize that Android from somewhere."

"You mean Kafka?"

"Yeah... seems his name hasn't changed after all these years..."

Mitch seemed uneasy. "Just what is going on?" he asked.

"I think the mission just got a little more complicated..." Logical said, with a twitch of the eye.

The group followed Kafka through the door of red mist, leaving the Random Guys behind.

"I am no longer your leader", Loukraz said, pulling out a deactivated weapons casing, "We are one and the same."

Embrodak nodded to himself. "Hell yeah!"

FORTUNE yelled, "HIIIIIIYAAA!"

"Well, maybe not all of us."

It's been fifty years since I saw a model like Kafka's, Loukraz thought to himself, eyes narrowing. And it can't be a coincidence that he's in this group... damn that General...

The door slid closed behind the group.
They were now inside.

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[White_Knight]

oh fun more people who know about the past
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Let's put this old blade to the test. He thought as he walked through the doorand having heard the briliant and inspireing speech made by the "leader" of the group.
He starts to walk towords the dragon picking up speed as he goes along until he is at a run similar to the androids. He runs down one side slashing at it at a ridiculous pace leaving bleeding gashes in the things top/side.

[Mixfortune]

The rest of the group stood silently as the giant dragon beast staggers, and topples over on its side. Blood slowly begins collecting out from under its body and from its mouth.

Loukraz stands there with a blank look on his face.
"Well", he said, recovering his posture, "that was easy..."

Now where's Kafka...

Loukraz started walking off, tuning out the distressed Mitch asking about completing the real mission.

"I'll help you, Mitch!" Velesta said.



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[KaFKa]

hmm? does he think that im.... nah, couldnt be... (or am i?)
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After huggling the holy crap out of the dragon, Kafka slung the blood off of his arms.

"Ewww, he wasnt very nice..."

Kafka loked around for Yaski, but didn't see her.

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Yaski had gone invisible again, looking through the sighting brackets still. But this time they alinged on the small FOnewearl that started the huggling.

"Who is she...?"

Seeing her opportunity, she used a instant teleportation unit and wen back to Mome's office to report her findings.

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Kafka walked down into the caves, knowing full well where he was going.

where are you, Yaski? i need that teleportation unit of yours to get away from these knuckleheads

He walked past where his previous battle was, but all of the bodies had disappeared. He didn't care if anybody was following him, all he cared about was getting back to the surface and continuing his mission.

[White_Knight]

wow a blade so strong that it can easly cut through dragon scales at almost no power from the weilder. I think that I will keep this one it is defenantly be worth keeping. With that he starts into the caves holding the blade point down as some of the blood from the beast drips of the point. After hearing a few drops he can't resist taking a taste of the beasts blood.
mmmm....I will have to kill these beasts much more it's blood is sweet

[mr_rubbish]

welcome back to the mix Mixfortune.


Bollocks! I called Fortune a RAnewearl instead of a RAcaseal! I must be going senile! (Thanks MQuantum for pointing that out!)

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Melay looked glumly at the GIGANTIC dragon corpse. She poked it a couple of times with her Demonic Spanner but it didn't feel the same. She then noticed VaAn sample some dragon's blood. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif

Mitch was still puzzled by Loukraz's statement that he was no longer the leader but that: "We are one and the same." Was he going to merge with Logical (in a Dragonball Z sense)?

"What about the computers and stuff we're supposed to fix?" He said out aloud.

He quickly realised he was talking to himself. The last stragglers of RandomGuys having joined with the others into the cave system. After considering the situation for exactly 0.000056 of a Beat he hurried after them.



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[Mixfortune]

"Now HOLD on a second, everyone!" yelled Velesta, palm outstretched to represent a meaningless stop sign.

She was ignored.

She took a fraction of a beat to think to herself, before yelling out again. "Free DOOP'd RAERS!"

The stampeding horde of Random Guys came back from the entrance to the Caves, yelling and screaming "Where? Where?"

Velesta chuckled to herself. This mission was less boring than I thought it would be.

"OK, but they're not down there! They're on the surface! Right near the Communications Tower."

She winked to Mitch, who also tried to hold back a grin. And so Velesta, Mitch, and Random Guys started to march back through the surface, chanting "FREE RAERS! FREE RAERS!"

Meanwhile, in the Caves...

Loukraz tossed his crayon map of Forest Two on the ground.

"Where the hell did 90% of our guys go?" he questioned cautiously, afraid of the answer.

"Maybe we're the 10% that's seperated, did you ever think about that?" Logical asked.

...

"What was the mission again?" Loukraz said.

"Something about a Communications Tower..."

"Communications...?...DAMN! We have to catch up with Velesta! Otherwise the whole surface will end up torched in her attempt to not be bored anymore by 'killing shit'!"

Loukraz rushed back towards the entrance of the cave in order to get back to the surface, swearing the whole time.

EDIT- Embrodak changed to Logical.

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[White_Knight]

"What after all that we have to go back? Oh well." VaAn turns around and heads towords the entrance of the caves giving little hops from the wall to avoid running over people.
"And just how do yuo plan to get back up we fell quite a ways you know?"

"That's a good question I'm not really sure now that I think about it but we have to stop her from killing things out of boredom."

"Leave that to me then I'll get you out." He continues along until he reaches the room they came from and starts to hop upwards off of various things until he reachs the top.
"I'll find something that will let you up." After suching a few boxes he finds an old rope ladder and throws it over the side after having tied one end down. The bottem just barily made it to the floor.
"There climb up on that I'll try and find them in the mean time."

"OK."

VaAn contiues long and finds the welded shut door
how am I going to get passed this He thought
ah got it
"FALSE HEAVAN STYLE. BEAM CROSS." He then slashes to make an X shape of white energy that hits the door and blows it clear off it's hinges. He steps out into the almost continuos rain which seams to be harder now then ever. VaAn takes the time to examine the sword more closely. It is a crimson color and the design starts near the point as a rose bud and its thorny stem but as the stem gets closer to the hilt it starts to change into that of a chinese dragon.
"Hello VaAn." A hevely accented voice says from somewhere behind him. VaAn whips around and turns his attenion upward. Until he sees a man in a brown coat, that looks more like three, a short cape about to his mid back in length, and a white scarf, long blond hair with two black demon wings sticking out.
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Dun Dun Duuunnnnnn