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DarthFomar
Nov 19, 2003, 10:23 PM
Post what you think and like about your cats *if you have one*...strange topic but, humor me!!!

My cat kinda reminds me of a bug...don't know why it just does!!!

I like my cat because she annoyes my family a lot...muhahahahahaha!!! You know biting stuff, jumping, clawing *not anymore though*.

deathdragon2006
Nov 19, 2003, 10:27 PM
mine does that to but i have 4 one's a total bitch though and the other 3 are weird damn them all but they are still cool!

ladyjaderiver
Nov 19, 2003, 10:28 PM
I don't have a cat... *sniffle* I wish I did.

But I'm a HUGE fan of the musical "Cats"... Though my sis and I are probably the only ones on this site who even like musicals.

Jaks
Nov 19, 2003, 10:29 PM
Nope, I saw the Planet of the Apes musical I kinda liked it.

But on topic I hate cats... except Sato!

_Ted_
Nov 19, 2003, 10:45 PM
I had a cat, then it died, alot... so I can't really say what it reminds me of.

Don't worry Jaks, cats hate you too!

Guile
Nov 19, 2003, 10:46 PM
I have a cat. His name is Oakey and he sleeps in my garage, he fights other cats all the time.
He also does'nt let people touch him

DarthFomar
Nov 19, 2003, 11:05 PM
Cats are weird...no!!!

Have you ever watched two cats fight...my god...it is awesome, scary, and annoying...and kinda funny.

Good stories...keep them coming!!!

StrongBad
Nov 19, 2003, 11:22 PM
I wuv my wittle Bubba and Oreo!
But recently Oreo has been fighting this other, bigger cat. I saw them and I ran up to the other cat and kicked him in the chest. Ya it was cruel but he deserved it! That'll teach him never to come near my cats again.

KaFKa
Nov 19, 2003, 11:31 PM
i had a cat once, he was one of those cats that acted like a dog, kinda weird. every other cat in the neighborhood would try to get in through the little doggy door that was in the house, but rambo (thats what his name was) kicked all of their a**es. i woke up one night to find him beating the heck out of two cats at the same time. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif he was so cool, then he got kidny stones http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

shifter
Nov 20, 2003, 12:14 AM
i have a cat named boo, shes old and all she does now is lounge around the house(kinda like me) and eat(also kinda like me). wish i had another, but im not home enough to take care of it, o well.

SorceressofTime
Nov 20, 2003, 12:35 AM
my cat's dead. <_< *sniff* but i swear i still hear her meow's at night and i can sense her staring at me from where she usually sits by... aww i miss her. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Miki
Nov 20, 2003, 02:10 AM
I've got 4 cats... The relaxed/sweet one, the nice one with an attitude, the paranoid/overly friendly one, and the lazy/annoying one.

Kent
Nov 20, 2003, 03:32 AM
...I lost count of my cats at 40-something.

DarthFomar
Nov 20, 2003, 04:30 AM
Omg!!! 40 cats...how much do you have to spend on their food and litter.

Man I couldn't handle 40 cats...are you pullin me leg or are ya serious? Do you have a separate room in the house for them...?

Kent
Nov 20, 2003, 07:37 AM
The majority live outside, though some of them we let live in the house (in the unused garage, at the moment). And yes, a 20 lbs. bag of Cat Chow goes by pretty fast...

_Sinue_
Nov 20, 2003, 10:00 AM
I used to have a ton of cats. They were all outside cats, and most were strays that ended up sticking around. They'd just show up and start eating the other cats food.

They're mostly all dead now except for the one we brought inside. She was the runt of her litter, and got a bad fever as a kitten. Layed on the doorstep all comatose for 3 days - we thought she was going to die. Turns out she's the only one that lived out of the 4. She'd deph because of the fever now though. She never meows - but if you step on her tail or foot or something she'll like, gurgle in pain. It's weird. You can't call her.. you have to stomp on the ground to get her attention. She sees us talk, and trys to mimic us when she wants something. She'll come up and look at you - and just open her mouth like she was trying to say something - but no noise.

She's also a badass fighter. We've had 4 Jack Russel Terriers live here in the last 3 years - and she could kick the shyt out each and every one of them. I'd leave the door open on purose sometimes so they could wonder in. They go up and start sniffing her and barking at her. She's just back up on two legs and box them with her paws until she backed them out of the house. Never got her declawed, so they learned to to mess with her fairly quickly.

She's also got a bad habit when she's mad at me. She'll jump up on my lap and try to get me to pet her - then she'll blast a raunchy fart and give me a evil look before jumping down and running away. >_<

Bradicus
Nov 20, 2003, 11:04 AM
my dog killed two cats... i'm sorry (really, i like cats)

Zaneatron
Nov 20, 2003, 01:01 PM
my cat, figaro, or figgi for short, is older than me :S we think hes over 17. we got him when we think he was 6 and seeing we didnt know when his birthday was, i decided it was christmas.
we used to have another cat called rosie, but she got run over http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif
my cats quite cool tough, hes very tactile and loves being stroked, scratched, patted, you name it he probably likes it. he even likes having his tummy rubbed, which i know some cats dont like. if hes on the chair next to you when were eating he starts tapping you. or sometimes he just puts his paw on your leg http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
I love my cat, he goes totally crazy at times, like chasing an airflow ball around, or when he goes mad and starts scratching at people.
i wish he could live forever http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif



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BogusKun
Nov 20, 2003, 01:12 PM
I have a bunch of them : (

Tifa siamese cat
Selphie some silverish blue cat with clear green eyes
Akari orangish kitten
Cookie Oreo lookin cat
Mancha calico cat
P. Kitty black fluffy cat
and
KaKe my mother's expensive white-like fluffy cat that never sheds (DUMB MF!)

they all harass my puppy BARUBARY : (

Unlike most cats, I only get pets that are guaranteed to not shed in the house. I named my puppy BARUBARY for a good god damn reason... so stfu people.

Also... I don't know what I'm talking about.

HUnewearl_Meira
Nov 20, 2003, 01:17 PM
My cat is exceptionally furry. He's just this big ball of fuzz. Thus, why my wife named him, "Fuzzy Lumpkins". Yes, I know... He's named after a villain on Power Puff Girls...

The other day he was playing with the wires behind the TV (mind you, we're still waiting to get the entertainment center from my pop, so the VCR and DVD player are sitting on top of the TV), and my wife yelled at him... Which freaked him out, so he took off... Caught his neck on a couple of wires... Flipped... DVD player, VCR, and the couple of things sitting on top of them (including this crystal candy holder thing we got as a wedding gift) came crashing down... Then he took off like a greased freak into our bedroom and hid under the bed... Luckily he didn't get hurt, and nothing was broken. Thank cheese for carpets!

Cat kept us up all night the first couple of nights we had him, too. Kept trying to fight with the miniblinds to get into the window sill above our bed... He hasn't tried to do that in a while, at least. The only thing he does now, is for some reason he bites my wife's hair while she's asleep, so she wakes up and smacks him off the bed...
He got me good the other night, too... I was getting into bed, and pushed him asside with my foot, and well, I guess he didn't want to go, because he dug his claw into my leg pretty deep, and now I've got quite the claw mark.

And hey, don't worry about the farting cat, Sinue... You've got it easy... My sister-in-law has a cat that poopoos on people he doesn't like!

starhealer
Nov 21, 2003, 03:38 PM
The most cats my family has ever had at one time was around twenty. Then we gave them away.

When my cat Tiny was alive, she used to wake me in the middle of the night by clawing at my eyelids. She didn't like to walk down the stairs alone to get her food...so I had to escort her. The moment we got to the bottom of the stairs, she was fine.

When company was over, she never EVER walked through the centre of the living room--hell, she barely walked through the centre of the living room when it was just family in the house. She would stand in the walkway, huddled against the wall, checking out what was going on. Then, more often than not, she would walk along the wall, behind my father's chair, behind the couch, then dart into the safety of the kitchen.

She was a strange, very shy cat. I attribute that to the fact that she was the runt of a litter and just about died two or three times. But I loved her dearly. She used to sleep on my pillow or under the covers next to my stomach.

Her mother, Patches, was the meanest cat in our neighbourhood. She beat up dogs. It was kind of funny. Milli, our other cat, thought she was our dog's puppy. And our dog treated her as such. It was...odd. Milli was the only cat I ever knew to eat dog food and take up drinking from the toilet. She taught our other cats, though. She also slept on her back with her paws in the air.

All of my cats had to be put down, though, so I'm catless at the moment. *sigh* I want another kitten...

BogusKun
Nov 21, 2003, 03:54 PM
WHen I was sleeping in bed with my friend. She threw my cat at me becuase it scared her when it jump on her. The cats claws slashed at my face down my eye lid heh. So people call me ScarFace sometimes. But funny thing is the girls love it. Good thing I didn't catch any diseases like... AIDS or something lol

Cheep
Nov 21, 2003, 10:52 PM
When i was four years old( I'm 12 now) I found my cat in the window. she was chasing a fly when she got caught in the blinds. I found her hanging from her right back claw upside down. I was scared, but my mom thought it was funny http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif .

DarthFomar
Nov 22, 2003, 02:01 AM
LOL...my cat got on top of my moms piano and slipped and fell off...it looked extremely funny the way she just sat up and stared like "what the hell". http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Pretty interesting stuff...keep it coming. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

anwserman
Nov 22, 2003, 02:19 AM
My little toy poodle has had a couple run ins with some kitty cats. I mean, she's dead and all, but she was just really inquistive.

Of course, really never seeing a cat, she would walk up to them and sniff them. No barking at them, just slowly walk up and smell them. Then she got jumped by the cat she was sniffing (this happened twice) and well, her nose got bloodied.

I miss Snickers!

P.S. When my mom was growing up, she had a cat named Pooper John.

HairProneHalo
Nov 23, 2003, 09:04 PM
I have a fat cat named Kyit..<_< Which was the name I used on Graal alot...So he is a lamer and a noob..<_<

BARTAmaster
Nov 24, 2003, 07:42 PM
I have a FAT cat and when I say FAT I mean I fed her a steak and now she weighs 27lbs. Her name is Daisy. I like to shoot her with nerf guns

ShadowFOrce
Nov 26, 2003, 04:26 PM
I hate cats, I killedededed all of mine and everyone else's that I ever met.