FanFic: The Rappy Files: Case 01 Part 6 / A mystery solved

[Spartan117]

My new fic
The Rappy Files is a story of a Private Eye Rappy. It is a new idea because all the battle scenes will be made using smilies and BBcode. No one has thought of that yet have they? I would have posted it sooner but alas... Thanksgiving was here. So lets get started.

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Prologue
It is three hundred years after the landing of Pioneer 3. Now all the baddies of our old home Ragol are gone. Except for us Rappies. Us good, old, cute... well I guess I am going too far. We now live with the humans, newmans, and androids. They have been kind to us. There scientists even made translators that are put into every Rappys' voice box. So we can now speak the human language. With practice of course. The Rappy species now live and thrive with the humans. But there is still problems.

So when there is turmoil, chaos, greed, and someones mailbox has been blown up by a pipe bomb. They call me.

For I am a private eye, a detective, someone who invades peoples privacy. Ewwww I like invading privacy. Because I am

*cue James Bond music*
Rappy, Pseudo Rappy.
*un-cue James bond music*

And these are my stories.


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Case 01: The Mail Box of the Principal

7:03 A.M.

"Walking through the woods. O' how I love walking through the woods." It was early morning and a bright one at that. My ears perked up and I heard a faint song. It was a song he had heard much from his Grandma. "Kill the Rappy. Slit his throat. Bash him in." It was a song the boy scouts sang. "Damn I hate those f***ing boy scouts. Always annoying me." He saw the scouts walk down the path with their black caps and coats.

They saw the Rappy and ran towards him. A tall boy with red hair and freckles yelled out. "Alright lets get the rifles out." The twenty five boys all took out there mechguns and fired http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif . I rolled out of the way http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_hamster.gif and picked up a rock. After rolling again http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/pandaroll.gif . I prepared to throw the rock. After aiming at the red haired boy I threw it http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_chuck-ball.gif . It smacked him square in the forehead. He started cursing http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_argh.gif . Then he smiled http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif . I will kill you with my ultimate monster. CatMon http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cat.gif . The cute little kitty walked down to me and started rubbing my leg...talon... claw... whatever. "Ha ha ha" http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif I laughed. It has come to my side. Go CatMon http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cat.gif destroy them. CatMon http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cat.gif walked over. But the boys were already running away. I laughed http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif . See I knew Rappys' were better than Boyscouts. Damn that was fun and It wasnt even a job.

10:15 A.M.
I decided to end my walk and headed back to Coral, the capital of Ragol. Many people, and androids crowded this bussling city. I walked to my office. It was moderate
*cue old detective movie music*
It had an eye on the front window. A wooden door with dark maple surrounding the circular window. I walked in and the bell rung. My secretary was sitting at her desk working at a type writer. (old scool oh yeah) She was a Love Rappy with beautiful pink pume and a golden beak. With legs...talons...claws... well anyway, claws for miles (its all coming back to you. you know those old detective movies) She told me of a job. That I should contact the Principal.
*un-cue old detective movie music*


3:00 P.M.
The Principal was very gloomy. I reminded himself that he should know his name. But I didnt. So I recounted the past ones.

*cue C-Span music*
lets see there was
Principal Tyrell
Principal Hitler
Principal Bush
Principal Hussein
Principal Powell
Principal Blaire
Principal ... oh yeah this guy is Principal MQuantum.
*un-cue C-Span Music*

"I have a job for you." he said in a loud booming voice.

"Well I'll only listen if youre first lady has some cookies. "I replied.

"Fine then." MQuantum snapped his fingers.

The first lady ran in with a batch of cookies. "Here you can have these. They are gingerbread men. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/gingerbread.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/gingerbread.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/gingerbread.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/gingerbread.gif I scrummfed them down.

Then I saw the doughboy http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/doughboy.gif pop out. "They are dough-riffic."

Principal MQuantum pulled out his shotgun and yelled. "Get back in your cage you little dough freak." He shot him and the doughboy fell. Now if you dont get in your cage Ill shoot you again. So he shot the doughboy. And shot it. And shot it. And shot it. And shot it. And shot it. And shot it. Then he reloaded his shotgun and shot it again. And shot it. And shot it. And shot it. And shot it. (Doughboys were harmed in the making of this fanfic )

"Anyway." MQuantum sat down in his regal that was positioned in front of his favorite chibi painting. "Today someone blew up my mailbox http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/mail.gif . Now because of this hoodlum I cant get my mail from my mailbox http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/mail.gif because, as I said It blew up.

"Ok." I replied trembling, looking at the doughboy http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/doughboy.gif at the ground. "Any clues." I muttered.

"Well there were only two. This black cat http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/blackcat.gif and box of spam http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif . If you wish to see the mailbox, it is outside blown half to bits. I believe it was a pipe bomb. So what I want you to do is find the purpatrator and his reason for doing what he did. Then I want you to kick his ass so hard that he............ well I just wont finish that sentence. Then throw him in jail." MQuantum sighed and looked at the chibi behind him.

"Yes sir." I picked up the box of spam http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif and the cat http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/blackcat.gif , and took them outside. Noticing that the spam was half emptied out of the box I put the black cat http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/blackcat.gif down and told him to search the area. It nodded and searched. So I sat down in the Principals front yard and started picking bugs out of the tender ground.

7:00 P.M.
I was asleep now http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cowsleep.gif and sleeping http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_sleep.gif very peacefully. When the cat http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/blackcat.gif woke me up. I looked at the cat http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/blackcat.gif mad http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif and said no no no no http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif you shouldnt wake me up. But obviously the black cat http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/blackcat.gif Had found something. So I followed it and it lead me to a trail of spam lying on the ground heading into the forest. I picked up the black cat http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/blackcat.gif and the box of spam http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif and headed off into the woods...

Stay tuned for Part 2 : The Trail of Spam
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Well there we go. I hope you people liked it. Thank MQuantum for agreeing to be the Principal. Hopefully Part 2 will be up soon.









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[Sord]

well, it very...weird. That doesn't mean it's bad, it's just...weird

[Spartan117]

I have to say I planned it that way.

[Spartan117]

It originally started as a plain out mystery story (think scooby doo) but I then remembered that they had about 100 expressions usable by BBcode. Hi hi. I just used my surroundings. Asked around for a suitable principle to appear later in the fic and now. Brought it together for this weird fic I call the

*cue X-Files music*
The Rappy Files
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(oh I love doin that.)

[MQuantum]

Dat wazz truuly AWESOME! So hilariously funny!

I seriously hope you have got a LOT more of these coming!

I am SOOOO COOL! Die DOUGHBOY!

*Blam!*
*Blam!*
*Blam!*
*Blam!*
*Blam!*
*Blam!*

*Chichk*

*Tink**Snap**Chichk*

*Blam!*
*Blam!*
*Blam!*
*Blam!*
*Blam!*
*Blam!*


Doughboy: Awww, my head!



You seriously have NO idea how much that is like me... It's like you know me...

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[Sord]

Doughboy: Awww, my head

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i think he's got more to worry about then just his head

[Spartan117]

Actually *sobs* MQuantums pet dough boy is now dead. The funeral will be held within a week.

[MQuantum]

Speaking of Doughboy funerals, there was this hilarious one... A euology to our little poorfy friend. I want to try to find that...

[Garanz2]

LOL! That's all I can think right now. Nice referece to lord of the flies too.

[Spartan117]

Busy day at school today.

Three!!! Parts will be up today

Part 2: The Trail of Spam
Part 3: Who the Hell is Oga Soe
and Part 4 (my personal favorite): Krogers' Anti-Rappy Law


So stay tuned.

[Spartan117]

Oh and I am also glad some people like it. Dont forget this is only the first case. There will hopefully be plenty of more.

[Spartan117]

Case 01: Part 2 The Trail of Spam

7:00 A.M.
"So tired must sleep http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_sleep.gif . I have been following this f***ing trail of spam hours. How can one box of spam stretch for so many miles." A crunching sound traveled through the woods.

Following the trail of spam, still. The spam had become more thick and widely spread out. Then off the horizon was a flame. So I ran... walked... waddled... anyway I waddled over to the fire. It was a small one. No bigger than five feet all the way around. There was something else I noticed. It was a blue flat object resting in the middle of it. "Wait," I said. "Thats not an object thats a pair of pants. Half eaten pants? Whats up with that."

*cue gollum music from LOTR*
"My preciousssss." A voice hissed. The black cat http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/blackcat.gif jumped out of my arms and ran off. Then I accidently dropped the box of spam http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif to the ground. Shocked http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif the voice yelled "Who is theresssss. Only me and my preciousssss. Right? A hand appeared from the bushes. "Whosss are yousss." Red eyes peered out. "Just a Rappy." The person jumped out of the bush and scared the higebers out of me http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif .

I opened my eyes and saw it was a man. A pantsless man. He was twitching violently and held a match in his hands. Confused http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif I asked his name.

"My name is Allos." Allos started to twitch violently. "I am part of the..." he twitched again." Death to Pants Asscociation." He held out his match and started twitching again. "The pants... they tried to kill me. So I killed em first. I said burn in hell you pair of pants. I did... Ohhh it reminded me. " Allos twitched again. "This is my precioussss." He held out his match. "My preciousss. It is just me and you... you and I now. WAIT. He screeched. "I smell..." He looked around nervously. "I smell." His voice went deep and dark. "Ketchup."

"What does ketchup http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ketchup.gif have to do with this?" I asked. My wings ruffled.

"Not ketchup http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ketchup.gif but Ketchup." Allos replied. A noise aroused in the air. Birds took of from the trees. A noise was heard.

"You murdered another pair of pants. Didn't you." The voice said.

"Ketchup." Allos pointed out to me.

"You get back ..." A human came out of the bushes. Then ran and prepared to tackle Allos. "Hereeeee." The human tripped over the rock hard trail of spam and fell over. Allos started laughing frantically. "Damn you Allos." Ketchup got back up and started punching Allos in the face. " You are under arrest for the murder of pants." Ketchup hesitated and stopped punching Allos.

*cue COPS music*
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do or say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You also have the right of an attourney. If you cannot afford one the court of law will provide you the shittiest one we can find. Now I will take you downtown." Ketchup finished.
*un-cue COPS music*

Allos murmered. "Only if you can catch me."

*cue Superman music*
Allos's eyes glowed red and shot a laser beam out of them. Then he took off flying Superman style.
*un-cue Superman music*

*cue Matrix music*
Ketchup put out his hand and stopped the laser in mid air. The brought down his arm and crouched. A shockwave appeared on the ground below him and he took off Neo style saying. "Fine I will catch you."
*un-cue Matrix music*

"What a box of loons." I said.


1:00 P.M.

The trail was still fresh and my black cat http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/blackcat.gif was gone. But I still had the spam box http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif . The trail was thicker than ever and I had now picked up five more boxes of spam http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif spam: http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif . Which makes six. The trail was now ten feet wide and two feet tall. Walking for another half hour I came upon a clearing.

1:30 P.M.

*cue mystery music*
I walked on passing bottles of chemicals. A little hut with a TV in it was on the right. I went in. The TV was on the ground. There was also a little area set off for beds. The beds were small. Both only four feet long. One had a Dark Falz blanket. One with a half barney half Olga Flow blanket. "Half BARNEY." I yelled. "What http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif ?"

I searched the area and thats when I met HIM.
*un-cue mystery music*

The back of a blue Rappy was at the edge of the forest clearing. There was a two sided mask and a stick to his right wing. Near his left wing was open boxes of spam http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif . Farther left was a empty cage. Just big enough to fit a black cat http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/blackcat.gif . The Rappys head was bent down into something. A box of spam. He was eating it. "Ewwww." I thought. "He is eating edible rubber." I thought for a minute then cleared my throat. "Ehem."

He turned around with spam dribbing down his face and a little more spam left in his mouth. He cleaned his face up and dropped the box of spam http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif . Then he put on his two sided mask.

"What the hell?" I asked suprised http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif .

"Whats wrong with it." The Rappy questioned.

"Uhhh, thats a Barnie mask." He turned around embarrased http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/blush.gif .

" Sorry." He switched the mask around and looked at me. It was an Olga Flow mask.

"Ohhh." I finished He picked up his stick and said.

"I am Oga Soe."

"What?" I asked.

"Oga Soe."

"What?" I asked again.

"Oga Soe."

"What? I asked for the third time.

"Oga Soe Damn you I am Oga Soe. " I started breaking into laughter http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif . "Thats it. You have taunted me to much. Prepare to feel the wrath of Oga Soe. The wrath of the Delbiter."

"Delbiter..." I questioned.


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Coming soon the third part of Case 01:

Who the Hell is Oga Soe?

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Next chapter will be up soon. Its shorter. But I also think I will not be able to post chapter 4 tonight. so youll just have to live with 1,2,and 3.

Thank you Allos and Ketchup for appearing in this chapter. MQuantum will have a short role in chapter 3.

[Garanz2]

Can I appear in a chapter? Can't wait to find out what happens next. Maybe Oga Soe will attack with the 1337 sP33|< of DOOM!

[-Z]

This is some great stuff you got! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif Keep it up!

Awaiting your next chapter ^_^

[Sord]

it barely makes sence, but it's funny as hell!

[Spartan117]

Ok Garanz2. I PM ed you. You can be in.

3rd ch. Bein typed up write now.

[Sord]

*talks in a Cartman voice* Type quicker d*** it, i want my ficy poofs

[MQuantum]

Ha, no sense is right but it's hilarious! I saw people from PSOW in there!

Movies are so fun to steal ideas from... Stealing is fun... *cough** ummm... yeah.

[Spartan117]

(sorry for the shortness)

Case 01: Part 3 Who the Hell is Oga Soe?

2:00 P.M.

"...Delbiter?" I questioned. Oga Soe fumbled around in his pocket.

"No http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_no.gif thats not it." Oga said fumbling around in his pocket. "No http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_no.gif thats not it either. Nononono http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif ! Where the hell is it? Ahhh. I found it. " Oga Soe chucked a Delbiter action figure at me http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_chuck-ball.gif . It hit me in the head.

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_argh.gif "What the hell is your problem."

"Sorry... I mean, I am evil." Oga hesitated. "Ha my power is great. Greater than yours."

"Man you must be stupid." Embarrased http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/blush.gif Oga Soe walked... wiggled... waddled... well anyway, waddled over to me and hit me with a stick http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/twak.gif .

"Ha, as I said I am the best." He laughed.

"No... you said

On 12/2/03 Oga Soe said.
"Sorry... I mean, I am evil." Oga hesitated. "Ha my power is great. Greater than yours."

Oga blushed again http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/blush.gif . Fine then Ill change it.


On 12/2/03 Oga Soe said.
"Sorry... I mean, I am evil." Oga hesitated. "Ha my power is great. Greater than yours." "I am the best."

"Okay." I agreeded. "Dont get your wings ruffled (Rappy inside joke)

"Anyway. I am the ultimate power." Oga Soe bragged.

"Like I care." I replied.

"Well eat this. A Sinow Zoa action figure was thrown through the air. But I rolled http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_hamster.gif just in time. Then I stuck my tounge out at him http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif "My Grandma has better aim than that. And she only has one feather (another inside Rappy joke).

"How dare you. I can throw better than youre grandma." A noise was heard from the deep part of the forest.

"Yeah right. My grandma was a Rappy baseball champion that went to the World Series three times."

"Wow. Maybe I could'nt beat your Grandma. Could I get her autograph."

"Sure, if you tell me why did you do it?" I asked.

"Did what?" Oga Soe replied.

"Why did you blow up Principal MQuantum's mail box with a pipe bomb."

"It was not me. I sware I am innocent http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_innocent.gif . That was my ''brotha'' named Dak Faz."

"Where is he? I consulted. The sound grew nearer.

"I'll never tell." Oga ran. So I chased him. The he came upon a dilema. A five foot cliff.

"This is the end of the line for you bub."

Oga Soe looked nervous http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif "uhhhh." He was drawn to the edge of the cliff. "Ok." He came down crying http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif ." I'll talk, I'll talk." He hesitated. "Dak Faz was heading to Coral. He may be going to the Rap-Rap bar. Its Thursday. Free beer night. The bars for Rappys only. He is a black rappy that are known as Dark Rappys. Not that hard to find." He looked behind him at the cliff below.

"Thank You." I said then pushed him of the five foot cliff. He landed on his back and was knocked unconcious http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_dead.gif .

The noise was near now. I turned around in its direction to see MQuantum with his shotgun. "I have another mission for you. I came as soon as I found it. Someone murdered our pet doughboy and the first-lady doesnt like it." He held out the limp doughboy http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/doughboy.gif . "Find the murderer of my pet doughboy so I can shoot his ass off." He handed me the dead doughboy http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/doughboy.gif .

I only replied "uhhh http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif sure, I'll help you find him ........ later, yeah later. " Then I ran off into the forest. Traveling in the direction of Coral, the capitol of Ragol.

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okay ill explain this for you. This is what they resemble.

Blue Rappy- same color as Olga Flow
- Has Olga Flow mask
- named Oga Soe
Black Rappy- same color as Dark Falz in a form
- has Dark Falz mask
- named Dak Faz
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Thanks for the comments. Keep "em" comin.

[Spartan117]

What movie am I copying off from MQuantum.

Anyway there is a slim chance that I will finish chapter 4 today. But there is still a chance.

In the next chapter both Hikara and Garanz2 will make thier debut.

[Sord]

yeah very funny but....I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE REFRESHINGS THE POSTS SINCE YOUR LAST PART AND THIS IS ALL I GET!?!? but seriously though, how many parts are there going to be?

[MQuantum]

Ha, everyone one of them, and that's a good thing!

"cue Superman music" Lasers! Fly!

"Cue matrix music" I stoppa joo! Fly!

It's great! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Spartan117]

not my fault. I have a life other than this forum. And homework so be HAPPY.

[Sord]

i'm in middle school and i get my fare share of homework, usually it's 3 hours of social studies, it's just that i like to speed through things including homework and i rarely ever need to study for tests


in short, MQuantums sig applies to me just as much as it probably does to him


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[Allos]

...........I DON'T WANNA BE A GOLLUM CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you'd make me look cool! The DTPA are not a buncha psychotic fools! AND IN NO WAY IS KETCHUP ANY KIND OF SAVIUOR!

[KaFKa]

...DTPA fool...

i personally think its hella funny to see all this. especially allos' char http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[-Z]

heh, the five foot cliff thing reminds me of that movie where the guys running from these other guys in the sewers and he comes to the end of a storm drain and its like a 200 foot drop to the lake below and the guys are all like 'give it up, its over' and the guys all like *jumps* and the other guys look off the edge and think he's dead, and i really wish i knew the name of that movie http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

great stuff! awaiting dak faz! ^_^

[Sord]

On 2003-12-03 14:10, Allos wrote:
AND IN NO WAY IS KETCHUP ANY KIND OF SAVIUOR!



when you think about it ketchup could be preciouss to someone who wants to stain pants (that would be torture to the pants) then burn them.

[Spartan117]

Case 01: Part 4- Krogers Anti Rappy Law


6:00 P.M.

"Hey this is not my doughboy http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/doughboy.gif . This is his evil http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif twin brother Yo-Boy http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/doughboy.gif ." Principal MQuantum declared to the first-lady. "Get the guards down here immediatley." In a matter of seconds five smiling guards http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif walked in. "You, you, and you." Mquantum said. "Go search the grounds for the real doughboy. MY doughboy." He then ordered. "Oh and why dont you two go whip http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_bondage.gif Yo-Boy." MQuantum finished.

"We will be happy to whip the dead http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_dead.gif Yo-Boy for you Mr. Principal." The guard snapped his whip http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/whip.gif . Then both the guards took turns whipping the dead http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_dead.gif Yo-Boy. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_bondage.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_bondage.gif

"No no no http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif you got it all wrong. Give me the whip." MQuantum exclaimed. "This is how you do it http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_bondage.gif ."

"OOHHH." The guards said in unison. "So we do it like this http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_bondage.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_bondage.gif ."

"Yep thats perfect. Good job guards. But... I am deducting your pay for the lesson." MQuantum finished.

Someone call First Class Private Major Asshole for me please."

"Right away sir." One of the guards left the room. While the other stayed and whipped Yo-Boy.

"Yus Soir. Furst Class Privut Majo Asho repotin foi duti." First Class Private Major Asshole http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif walked in.

"Call Mr. Pseudo Rappy." MQuantum said. "Tell him that my doughboy http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/doughboy.gif is not dead. That I want him to find my real one."

"Yus Soir." First Class Private Major Asshole walked out.

6:30 P.M.

First Class Private Major Asshole walked into Pseudo's office. "Ies hav a missage fur Suito Ratty."

"Just a minute. Damn this bathroom. It rarely works." FFLLUSSHH. The bathroom door opened. "Whats the message?"

"Its fum Pincipal Maquontun." First Class Private Major Asshole said. "Uhhh.... O yuh. He wunts two suay thats the duhboy is nut dead. Thu une that Maquontan shut wus hiz esil http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif brutha Yo-Boy. O, he ulso wunts u too ty two find his duhboy."

"Why did'nt you just call us?" Shirle the secretary asked.

"Uhhhh..." He scratched his head. "I dun no http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif how too ue fone. Tine two goe." He walked to the door and stared at the pull sign. Then started pushing.

"Should we help him." Shirle asked.

"Nope the retard will get it sooner or later." I said.

8:00 P.M.


First Class Private Major Asshole was still pushing on the door. "Ok I got to go Shirle." I said.

"Ok sir. Would you let the Private out please." Shirle asked.

"Ok Shirle." I got to the door and the Private got down on all fours. He let out his toungue and started wagging his butt. "Good boy." I pet him with my wing. Then I pulled open the door open and the Private ran out. Still on all fours. I walked out and turned left. Then along and turned on Axis street.

A street merchant was on the side of the street. "Hello. What are you selling?" I asked.

"Before I tell you that, let me tell you about it. I am Hikara the fifth. The fifth Protectorate of Light in my family. It was a good rank until I broke three mirrors, walked under a ladder, and ran over a black cat http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/blackcat.gif (now we know that the black cat was murdered. Murdered by Hikara) . "

Soon after I went to a fortune teller and it said (it was one of thos machine ones) "As long as you bear the title Protectorate of Light you will be cursed."

"At first I did not believe it. But lately I have been shocked, stabbed, shot at, and my girlfriend got killed."

"Oh that?s so sad." I said.

"But... I killed her with RESTA." He yelled. "Its not fair. A spell that is supposed to heal killed her."

"Oh that really sucks." I said.

"So." Hikara thought. "Would you like to by the title for seven easy payments of $99.99 .

"Uh no thank you." I said.

"Ok. How about one of my Rolexx's or some of these Fokleys.

"No thank you." I said.

"How about a License to Kill." Hikara asked.

"Oh yeah http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif ." I said smiling.

"Ok that will be $6.99." Hikara stated.

"Wow that?s cheep." I said. I handed him the money and then said. "Where is the Rap-Rap Bar?"

"Hmmm. I don?t know lets ask Garanz2." Hikara stated.

"Who." I asked.

"Garanz2 is my laptop http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/pclaptop.gif ." He pulled a laptop out of his bag. "Garanz2 internet search for Rap-Rap Bar.

"Yes sir." Garanz2 said. "Found it. I will print it out immediately."

"Why is his name Garanz2." I asked.

"Well back when Hikara the second was Protectorate of Light he accidentally Grants me and the room small room I was in." Garanz2 said. " All the rescue teams could rescue was my memory. So now I am Master Hikara laptop http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/pclaptop.gif .

A voice came from the bag. "Can I print it out."

"NO." Garanz2 said. "You are old hardware big brother and I am better."

"Oh." Garanz said disappointedly. The paper was out in mere seconds.

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http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif The Rap-Rap Bar http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif

The best place to grab a beer with all your Rappy pals or your Pal Rappys. Tuesdays and Thursdays are buy one get one free beer nights. Located on Axis Street.
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif ............................................ http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif
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I looked around and noticed that the Rap-Rap bar was about fifteen yards from were I stood. "Ohh. There it is." See you later Hikara."

"See you later Rappy. Oh and what is your name."

*cue James Bond music*
Its Rappy. Pseudo Rappy.
*un-cue James Bond music*

"Okay." Hikara said. Hikara waved as I walked... wiggled... waddled... well anyway waddled into the bar.

*cue bar music*
I sat down at a table and got myself a beer. What immediately caught my attention was a black rappy with a Dark Falz mask. He said "As you know I am Dak Faz. But not today. Today I am a protestor. Just like you all, and as you know Kroger is trying to establish a Anti-Rappy law for Rappys entering thier store. Now is that right?"

"No." Everyone, even I said in unison.

"Although we may eat the food as we see it. We still pay for it. Now is that right?"

"No." Everyone said in unison.

"Well then lets march right over there and protest." All the Rappys even I found ourselves taking pickets and marching over to Krogers. Dak Faz made a speech.

"Ladies and gentlerappys. Today a law was passed to ban us from shopping at this super-market. It is discrimination against us Rappys just because we shop differently and taste the foods and see whats inside the packages before it is our property. If we don't like it we give it back, RIGHT! In the future I DO NOt want to live in a nation where my children and thier childrens children are judged by the way they shop but by their confines of their character and the different method of shopping.
Can you fell it my brothers and sisters we must TESTIFY!"

"YEAHHHHH!" The crowd roared.

"I then got up there and asked "But didn't you blow up Principal MQuantum's mailbox with a pipe bomb?"

"What..."Dak Faz questioned.

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Stay tuned for the next chapter of the Rappy Files

The Fight With Dak Faz

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I would like to thank Hikara and Garanz2 for agreeing/wanting to be in my fic.





<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Spartan117 on 2003-12-07 13:19 ]</font>

[Spartan117]

Dont worry Allos youll get the last laugh.

Im glad people read though.

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-12-03 14:38, Spartan117 wrote:
Dont worry Allos youll get the last laugh.

Im glad people read though.


No he won't. Shattered will make sure of that. <_< >_>

And also, I try not to spill on the Pants I rescue. I'm having Ness make a new spillproof cap.

[Sord]

ok, about your story, the only problem is...hold on...lemme think...nope, i got nothin

[Hikara]

LOL!! Wooo Hikara the 5th! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

I love it, Spartan! Keep it coming!

Garanz, you're a laptop now? Terrible... just terrible... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Yang_Ishii]

I only have three letters for this story. LOL!

[Robert_Wolf]

You know, I have a friend just like you. He says the most random stuff known to man, and it makes him hilarious. The story is definitely built around the smiley that you want to use on a particular day, but it works for you. Keep it up!

[Lone_Wolf_Nasca]

Yes, your story is quite...strange, but man do I laugh every time I read it http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif . So I think you actually archieve your goal.

[MQuantum]

Hahaha! Yo-boy, the po-boy pretending to be Dough-boy! Whip it good! Sha-shah!

[ShadowFOrce]

On 2003-12-03 19:25, Robert_Wolf wrote:
You know, I have a friend just like you. He says the most random stuff known to man, and it makes him hilarious. The story is definitely built around the smiley that you want to use on a particular day, but it works for you. Keep it up!

Yeah he kinda acts like a friend i know... I don't know why, I can't figure it out hmmm... well anyone nice Fan fic lol.

[navci]

Uwa.
This is the oddest thing I have read in ... quite a while. I .. erm. I really like the smileys.
..
Ya. And I'll be looking forward to the next chapter.
*goes back and wait some more*

[Spartan117]

Sorry to say this but the next chapter will not be up until saturday night or sometime during Sunday. Partly because I am waiting for the reply of people who I asked to be in my fic and the other part is I may not be able to reach a computer. So try to keep the fic up there till then. Invite your friends or people you know to read.

Thank you for reading.
Spartan 117

[ShadowFOrce]

Aw Spartan U SUKK! I hate u!!! we have to wait till tommorow night!!! omg!!!!! i never liked u....well umm yeah!!!!

BTW u sux0r5 at HALO!!!!


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/turkey.gif jk

[Sord]

i think i can wait that long (I'm a goin to Kansas for the weekend) now the only wuestion is, how long will i wate?

[navci]

Aww. Awww. Awwwwww.
*gnaws on fingers while waiting*
If you gonna make me wait, put me in it. =D

Or something. Hehe

[Logical2u]

*waits very impatiently.*
...grr...
*taps foot*
...gggrrrrrrrr....
*paces*
.......grr.....
*sits down very impatiently*
Hurry up, it's a great story!

[Spartan117]

On 2003-12-05 12:59, ShadowFOrce wrote:

BTW u sux0r5 at HALO!!!!




Id whoop you any day just as bad as A.B. (oh you know who I am talkin bout.

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Sorry Folks But I dont have enough time to write the next chapter as we speak. Im in Wisconsin ateendin a funeral dis weekend and am at a Internet lounge eatin dinner. See yas later.

Spartan 117

[ShadowFOrce]

Dude, Alex is teh r0x0r5, but i owned him in Halo online! muahhahha

[Spartan117]

Ok everyone in the next chapter which will come out around 5:00, Garanz2, Hikara, Allos, Ketchup, Navi, and hopefully Odie (god damn it odie reply to my PM if youse are readin) Or atleast i think I PM him. Well anyway. I guaruntee youll laugh cry and maybe not cry, and be tempted to blow off your best friends head. HEHE

[Spartan117]

The Rappy Files/ Case 01 Part 5: The Fight with Dak Faz

10:00 P.M.

"Well maybe I did." Dak Faz gloated (it means bragged not bloated).

"Why did you do it?" I asked.

" I was told to by my boss." He said proudly.

"Then... who is.."

"No more questions." Dak Faz yelled. "Feel the power of my Delbiter."

"Ohh hell not this again http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif." I said.

"You show him bro." Oga Soe said from the sides.

"As I said feel the power of my Delbiter." A giant dog shaped dark creature came out.

"Holy SHIT its real ahhhhhhhh." I screamed.

*cue Courage the Cowardly Dog Music*
The Delbiter picked me up in his mouth and started flipping me back and forth.
(think of the episode where Muriel (Mama Mash Potatoes), Eustace(Uncle Twinkle Toes), Courage (Nigel), and the escaped prisoner with a fish are near Abe Lincolns nose and then Eustace gets grabbed by that beaver or mole thing)
*un-cue Courage the Cowardly Dog Music*

"Wait." An unknown voice swept through the crowd. The Delbiter dropped me and I backed up fifteen feet. A man jumped on to the stage. He was a short FOnewm with a Disco suit on.

"I, Disco Navi have something to say." He looked around and snapped his fingers.

*cue Disco music*
Ha ha ha ha Stay In the Light, Stay In the Light,
Ha ha ha ha Stay in the LLLLIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTTT,
Stay in the Light.
*un-cue Disco music*

Everyone looked at him surprised http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif . "One last thing." Disco Navi said. Then snapped his fingers.

*cue Dance music*
You can dance if you want to
You can leave your friends behind
But if you tell me that you cant dance
then youre no friend of mine.
*un-cue dance music*

"Thank you." Disco Navi jumped off the stage. The delbiter shook its head http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif then looked at me all evil like http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif . But I was gone walking... waddling... wiggling... anyway I was waddling faster than a speeding chicken http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_chicken.gif . It was catching up. But I got to Axis street first.

"Hello again Pseudo." Hikara the Fifth said. "Look at Garanz2 he is finally getting a body transplant." I looked at the robot.

"Good." I said.

"Download complete." The shiny RAcast stood up. I am Garanz2.

"Garanz2." Hikara said. Blow up that Delbiter that is running at us at high speeds.

"You mean that one or that one http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_no.gif."

"That one." Hikara pointed.

"Yes Sir. But... first things first." Garanz2 aimed at the dufflebag that Hikara stored Garanz in. It blew up along with the original Garanz and the printer.

"What the hell did you think youre doin." Hikara ranted http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_argh.gif . "That was not only your brother, but the laptop http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/pclaptop.gif and printer I had to use now because I paid to have you loaded into another RAcasts body." Hikara struck Garanz2 with a hammer http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_bash.gif. "Now go destroy that thing. Oh and next time you want me to upload you into a new body Ill make sure its a RAcaseals body."

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOO." Garanz2 yelled. Then his instinctive computerish brain kicked in. " Ah I can look at myself NAKED." This thought was banished as Pseudo, Garanz2, and Hikara had to roll http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_hamster.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_hamster.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_hamster.gif out of the way as the Delbiter came pummeling at them.

Garanz2 aimed his gun carefully and then fired. It hit the Delbiter square in the skull but did not kill him. VOOOOMMM!!! Allos flew overhead and stopped, with his back in front of the Delbiter. Then came Ketchup http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ketchup.gif with an AK http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif . They were both flying and then stopped in mid air.

Ketchup http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ketchup.gif aimed down the scope of the AK and fired http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif . But Allos went to the ground and thirty AK bullets http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif went into the Delbiters head. The Delbiter fell , dead http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_dead.gif . Allos, not worrying about the fallen down Delbiter charged up his laser beam eyes and then fired. It hit Ketchup http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ketchup.gif square in the chest. "Haha, Im still not in jail." Allos flew off into the starry knight sky."

"Ohh damn it." Ketchup http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ketchup.gif said walking in the direction of the nearest bar.

"I cant believe it. " Dak Faz said.

"Get him the Black Rappy." I said to Garanz2 and Hikara.

"RESTA." Hikara yelled. A fireball came out of Hikara's hand and hit the Rappy. It fell with a plop http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif .

We got to the fallen Dak Faz. But he had faken death.

"How about Rappy Stew." Garanz2 suggested.

"How about we pull out his tongue and itch it with a feather http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif ." Hikara suggested.

"No no http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif guys. Wo!! Is that a love Rappy Stipper." I said.

"Where." Dak Faz head immediatley got up and looked around.

"Haha." We all laughed in unison.

"Who told you to do it? " I asked Dak Faz.

"Lets just say it was an inside job." Dak Faz said. "To get close enough to the Principal." Garanz2 through Dak Faz in a collapsible Rappy Collectors bag ((TM)<----- Product is copyrighted).

"Ha." Garanz said. "No rappy..." he looked around and noticed Pseudo "except Pseudo here can get out of this bag." Then the three ran to the Principals building and office. He wasnt there. Then they checked the bedroom. Principal MQuantum was sleeping.

"Hmmm." I said. "I dont see anyone." All of a sudden a knife appeared hovering two feet above MQuantum. I grabbed the lightswitch and prepared to turn it on.

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Ok now its your turn. The murderer could be anyone. You must chose. We will find out in 24 hours who he will be. Remember, it was dark in Principal MQuantums room so it could be anyone. Reply here before with who you think it could be.

Before you answer remember these faces and possible suspects.

1) The boyscouts
2) CatMon
3) Shirle (the secretary)
4)Principal Tyrell
5)Principal Hitler
6)Principal Bush
7)Principal Hussein
8.)Principal Powell
9)Principal Blaire
10) the first lady (hmmm MQuantum has a wife in this fic)
11) the gingerbread men
12) doughboy
13) the black cat
14) spam (who knows??? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif )
15) Allos
16) Ketchup
17) Oga Soe (maybe revenging Barney http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif )
18) the guards
19) First Class Private Major Asshole http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
20) Hikara the fifths dead girlfriend (2 words HAHA)
21) Dak Faz ( he may have gotten out of the bag)
22) Sord (not in the fic but should be accused nonetheless)
23) Delbiter
24) Disco Navi
It could be anyone. So reply with your answer.

[Spartan117]

MQuantum is not dead and he wont be in the next part either but now its your peoples turn to decide. Who is the one who tried to kill him and why.

[Garanz2]

LOL! that 'caseal joke had me in stitches. No, really, I fell off my swivel chair and cracked my head open on the desk, smearing blood and half my IQ all over the cat.

Just kidding http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif ... Er am ee? *Drools*

Anyway, I accuse Tyrell. He was probably pissed off after MQuantum took his lofty position.

[Allos]

I vote Ketchup.........hee hee hee.......

[Robo47]

Hikara5's dead girl! I pick her!

[Ketchup345]

Allos, the guy was probably wearing pants, and Allos wanted to kill him himself before burning the pants. I was on my way to the bar http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif (after my only defeat http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif ), so it couldn't have been me.

[Spartan117]

oh dont forget Yo-Boy. I was too much in a hurry and overlooked him.

[navci]

Disco Navi! =D
Because Principal MQuantum banned disco dancing http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

*throws platform shoes at MQuantum*

[ShadowFOrce]

It was either the dough-boy (which is my real guess) or that blade of grass the oga soe was standing next to in scene 6 act 4!!!

[Spartan117]

Hmmm. Pretty diverse I see. So we have

1 for Tyrell
1 for Ketchup
1 for Allos
1 for Hikara's dead girlfriend
1 for Disco Navi
1 for the Doughboy
and 1 for a blade of grass Oga Soe stepped on.

Good keep em' coming. I want to see what you people think. Now all I got to do Is get some mods over here... hmmmm

[Lone_Wolf_Nasca]

It was.......ME !!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!!
Huh ? Why you ask ? I felt like it I guess http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif .

[MQuantum]

I know who it was... It was THE BLACK CAT with a KNIFE in the BEDROOM!!! I'm soooo unlucky... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Wait. I'm about to DIE!!! Can I still vote for the BLACK CAT? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Spartan117]

read above MQuantum it says



Mquantum will not die in this chapter or the next.

Yes you can vote B. Cat

[Spartan117]

At 5:00 the next chapter will be out. Make your guesses soon, as it wont be fun guessing if you know who it is.

[Spartan117]

Sorry for the hold up. But... Ill make the next chapter up tomorrow as I am working on the Booma Bros. right now.

[Sord]

okay, either the black cat, or i can be greedy an do myself...hmmm, are there .5s? Just flip a coin me heads, cat tails

[Spartan117]

wew a long wait. Sorry Folks. But (yeah!!!) it is up today!!


The Rappy Files

Case 01: Part 6 A mystery unvailed!


I switched on the lights and saw the doughboy http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/doughboy.gif . It was standing on a very tall high-chair and holding the knife. It started to sway and fell to the ground. Normally it would be dead http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_dead.gif but instead it smashed into a thousand tiny peices. "Mechanical." I stated.

"Then who is the operator?" Hikara questioned.

"There!" Garanz2 pointed out. There were drapes overhanging a window with a pair of shoes bairly visible "He is behind those drapes.". Garanz2 jumped over the Principal in his bed and slid along the ground. Reaching the shoes he started punching them and ripping them. Hikara and I just stared at Garanz2 as he ripped up the pair of shoes.

Principal MQuantum woke up and saw the shoes being destroyed. "What the hell are you doing to my best shoes http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_argh.gif ?!!!" MQuantum yelled.

"Uhhhh http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif well http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif ." Garanz2 looked at the shoes and noticed no-one was in them http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif . " He looked around again and saw a running ................................ wolfman!? "Look over there." He yelled out. Everyone turned and saw the wolfman. The wolfman, trying to escape was tiptoeing but noticed his dicovery. Then broke into a sprint.

The three of us chased http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_hamlet.gif the wolfman. until we ended up on a deadended room with a chandileir. The chandilear was about fifteen meters from the wolfman. "I have another idea." Hikara and I rolled our eyes http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif and the wolfman stuck his tongue out http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/eviltongue.gif . Garanz2 pulled some wires out of his body and hooked it up to the light fixtures. He touched a few buttons and his eyes lit dark green.

There was a screeching noise from above as the chandalier moved fifteen meters on the ceiling directly over the top of the wolfman. "Hikara." I nodded to Hikara. He casted a spell.

"GRANTS." A ring appeared around him and he was healed. "Damn my spells never work. RESTA!" A red fireball flung out of his arm and cut off the chandilear. It dropped from the ceiling and landed on the wolfman. We walked up to him and talked.

"I bet it is the first-lady." Hikara said. Principal MQuantum and the first lady walked in.

"I bet it was Dak Faz." I said. The guards walked in with the Rappy bag. Dak Faz was in it.

"I bet it it was the first-lady http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif ." Garanz2 said. Hikara and I stared at him.

*cue Scooby Doo music*
I took of his mask. "Osama Bin Laden?" Everyone said in chorus.

"No that cant be right." MQuantum said. "He is in caves right now." We all shook our heads http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif and took of the next mask.

"Peter Griffin!" We all said in unison.

"Peter Griffin is in those color boxes. He isnt a real person." I said. Everyone shook there head again http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif .

No-one was prepared for what happened next. The mask pulled off and a skull like face was left. "AAAHHH." The screamed in a girlie voice.

"AAAAHHH." We all screamed.

"Oh no http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif ." MQuantum exclaimed. "Just as I feared. Its Micheal Jackson."

http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/jacko.jpg

"What?" We all said.

"It all makes sence now." I said.

"What." everyone said.

"Well its like this. MQuantums pet was stolen from him and Jackson likes to molest little kids." They all shook their heads http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif . "So, because, they put him on probation from coming within a thousand feet of kids, he went for the next best thing. A doughboy." Everyone shook thier heads http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif . "So... he must have accidentally got his plan of molestation foiled when MQuantum killed his doughboy, so he made a fake mechanical doughboy to make it look like the doughboy hated MQuantum. "

"Uhhh http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif that makes little sense." Hikara stated.

"Well," I said."The doughboy that was MQuantum's pet was the only doughboy that was born. The first and last of its species. So when MQuantum brought up the fact that the Doughboy had a twin brother I knew that is was all false. I just had to wait until I found more clues to find out the real culprit."
*un-cue Scooby Doo Music*

"ITS TRUE." Jacko screamed in a girlie voice. "SO TRUE!"

-Later that night-

I walked back into my private eye office. "Another job done Shirle."

"Thats good Pseudo." Shirle replies.

"Here." I took my meseta cube and gave her five-hundred meseta.

"Thank you ,Sir."

"Your welcome Shirle."

"Pseudo." Shirle said.

"Yes, Shirle."

"We have a call on line one." I picked up the phone.

"Pseudo its me HO HO HO."

"Ewww Santa Claus." I said enthusiastically.

"I have a job for you." Santa said.

__________________________________________________ ____________

Stay tuned for the Christmas Sequel!!!

The Rappy Files Case 02

the title will be soon announced.

[ShadowFOrce]

Awww i wish it was the doughboy, but I guess MJ is the next best thing.... MMmmm Child Molestation! woot

[-Z]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! !!
*runs out of screaming distance*

great fic spartan! anticipating the sequel! ^_^

[Sord]

that was really...unexpected, and ironi because before i posted this i made a third story that mentions michael jackson. which is weird...and stuff, anyways... *stares off into distance*

[Spartan117]

Im havin trouble. I know what the sequel will be I just dont no what to name it. I even have the first chapter written. HMMMMM. Maybe DOAX will help http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Sord]

i just realized this but...where is the real doughboy?

[Spartan117]

dead stupid. Pseudo explains that in the end!

[ShadowFOrce]

S | |_ |_ Y!

[Sord]

i had to read over the explanation a few more times before i finally realized it (and they say i have an IQ of 131 with a college reading level, heck i can't spell for nothing!)

[MQuantum]

Yeah! It was the First lady! Oh, no wait... It was Micheal Jackson?!!! How could he get that close to me?!!! I feel UNCLEAN!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Yes, I'm awaiting the next tidbit! (old scoo! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif)

[KaFKa]

........

[Sord]

*laughs at MQuantum* haha! you had a friend molested my Michael Jackson HAHAHA!!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[KaFKa]

...off-topic: sord, your sig is still screwed up on my screen

*looks to MQUantum* ......*look of shame*

[Sord]

WTF is up with my sig!!!! I tried changing it to gif, i made the file size smaller (the first one was actually about 4 to KBs to big) I'm not actually hosting it, i'm posting direct html.

[Garanz2]

I can see Sord's sig. It's the typical Sword/Gigush picture, just incredibly pink. Not much to see once your eyes recover.

MICHAEL JACKSON!?

Great work Spartan. You've proved beyond reasonable doubt that a fanfic doesn't need to make sense to be good.

[navci]

Great work Spartan. You've proved beyond reasonable doubt that a fanfic doesn't need to make sense to be good.



Yepp.
Now I feel encourage to work on a fic. Because... I don't have to make sense! w00t! =D

[ShadowFOrce]

yeah i can see her sig although yesterday i couldnt so she must have fixed it.

[Spartan117]

Woot hoo the fanfic is good and popular.

He he and just for laughs

http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/jacko.jpg

[ShadowFOrce]

I just noticed, those are little kids http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif