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Garanz2

Dec 9, 2003, 03:40 PM

from the creator of the PSOW superhero tournament, and the PSOW parody tournament, I present you:

THE PSOW RACING CUP (tournament)

This is an experiment, but I'll try to make it as exciting and funny as possible. this will be a bit more rule-heavy than the other tourneys, but bear with me.

30 racers will compete over five courses steadily increasing in difficulty. Points will be awarded based on position at the end of each race, following the scoring rules of F-zero. Winner gets 100 points, to loser gets 15 points. If your vehicle is knocked out of a race, you score nothing for that race. Winners/losers are based on chance, but remember, my characters will NEVER WIN! That would be unfair. to enter, submit:

Your character's details;
NAME
APPEARANCE
DRIVING EXPERIENCE
CELEBRATION (ie "YAHOOO!")
TAUNT (ie "YOU SUCK!")

And your character's vehicle's details;
NAME
NUMBER
APPEARANCE
STRENGTHS
WEAKNESSES
WEAPON(s)
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT

Each race lasts 3 laps. At the end of lap 1, weapons will be enabled. At the end of lap 2, ramming, pushing, and general mayhem is allowed. You can submit any number of characters/vehicles, but expect some to be rejected if other people want places.

Let's make this funny and interesting like the last 2 tourneys!

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CHARACTER:

NAME: Garanz MK.II
APPEARANCE: Tall, skinny white RAcast with a mushroom shaped head
DRIVING EXPERINCE: Virtually none. All those teleporters make people lazy. However, he has advanced programming in steering vehicles.
CELEBRATION: "Have that in your exhaust port!"
TAUNT: "You drive like my brother!"

VEHICLE

NAME: Brotherly Love
NUMBER: 14
APPEARANCE: A Garanz with tank treads
STRENGTHS: Tough armour and high speed.
WEAKNESSES: Poor cornering and slow acceleration
WEAPON: Baranz launcher
WEAPON EFFECT: Fires a horizontal spread of powerful missiles straight forward.

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Delsaber

Dec 9, 2003, 04:08 PM

CHARACTER:

NAME: Raikage
APPEARANCE: Short HUcast, Red and Black.
DRIVING EXPERINCE: He used a toilet once.
CELEBRATION: "I poisoned your dog!"
TAUNT: "He died very slow!"

VEHICLE

NAME: Wooden Shoehorn
NUMBER: NOT 14
APPEARANCE: Alicia Baz (from FoS).
STRENGTHS: High acceleration and excellent handling..
WEAKNESSES: Moderate speed, easily knocked on ass.
WEAPON EFFECT: Cheap homing missle that never misses and kills instantly.

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KaFKa

Dec 9, 2003, 04:20 PM

NAME Hikande
APPEARANCE the steryotypical HUnewearl wearing blue/sky blue
DRIVING EXPERIENCE enough to drive fast and not crash
CELEBRATION "HAHAHAHAHA im winn-ning im winn-ning"
TAUNT "YOU SUCK!"

And your character's vehicle's details;
NAME Blue
NUMBER 7
APPEARANCE A blue stealthy-looking sportscar
STRENGTHS OBSCENELY FAST, amazing cornering, able to use photon technology to make it blend into its surroundings
WEAKNESSES almost no armor
WEAPON(s) Hikande, Stealth ram
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT Hikande talks into the radio thingy and drives the other drivers go insane/going REALLY fast, she rams into the other car, which has to be stopped, and desroys it utterly, while making her car go boom as well http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Sord

Dec 9, 2003, 04:35 PM

Screw the fat idiot i had posted in this one

EDIT: got rid of a character, raising the probablity of other characters winning, even though it's probably going to wind up 1/50

[ This Message was edited by: Sord on 2003-12-10 19:09 ]

Garanz2

Dec 9, 2003, 04:42 PM

Delsaber change your number please. I called 14!

Skuda

Dec 9, 2003, 04:51 PM

character's details:
NAME: SCOTT
APPEARANCE: short humar with blonde spikey hair
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: drove a powerwheels once...I fell off.
CELEBRATION: TEE HEE!!
TAUNT: underpants get you no where!

vehicle's details:
NAME: Happy Gnome
NUMBER: 4
APPEARANCE: a huge mobile lawn gnome
STRENGTHS: It's a gnome! It has no strengths...besides being unusually stupid loking and a big distraction to those who laugh a lot.
WEAKNESSES: everything BUT the kitchen sink.
WEAPON(s): um..a pick axe and a lanturn?
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: good for projectiles. 1 use only

Wow! I might win! (yah right. with this wennie-mobile? get a clue...)

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Zelutos

Dec 9, 2003, 05:03 PM

character's details:
NAME: Zelutos
APPEARANCE: tall Ramar with face cover and blue hair
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: does driving your parents nuts count?
CELEBRATION: woo...(little or no expression)
TAUNT: huh? taunt? aw darn! I'm bad at thinking fast....

vehicle's details:
NAME: Sonic Duck
NUMBER: 99
APPEARANCE: a duck strapped to my head with goggles and a jetpack
STRENGTHS: wings? WOO! I can fly!
WEAKNESSES: duck season...
WEAPON(s): projectile me
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: lets just say it wouldn't look pretty with me all over the road...

Beat that gnomey!

Kadou

Dec 9, 2003, 06:04 PM

NAME: Gir
APPEARANCE: A little robot with bluish-green eyes and an antenna on his head.
http://www.xanthic.net/gallery/galleryimages/girgallery.jpg (about 2 feet tall)
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: Uh, none..
CELEBRATION: LET'S MAKE BISCUITS! Let's make biscuits!
TAUNT: YYYYAAAYYYYYY! I'm gonna be sick! *throws up when ahead of nearest driver so he/she drives into it*

NAME: Government Pig
NUMBER: 23
APPEARANCE: A giant, unnaturally spherical pig that floats a couple feet above the ground.
STRENGTHS: Very fast and maneuverable.
WEAKNESSES: Has a tendency to explode on contact with other objects.
WEAPON(s): Smiley, explosive bee firing thingamagigs.
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: Not only do the bees sing annoyingly and explode on impact, but they also radiate an electromagnetic field which disables other electrical equipment.

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MQuantum

Dec 9, 2003, 06:06 PM

Your character's details;
NAME: Vagabond Bond
APPEARANCE: James Bond suit, Hobo body
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: He stole this. Just because he can hotwire the stupid thing doesn't mean he can drive it.
CELEBRATION: Gimme that booze!
TAUNT: Now who smells?!

And your character's vehicle's details;
NAME: Box of Card
NUMBER: 18
APPEARANCE: A card board box, large enough for a man to fit inside.
STRENGTHS: Very cheap to make, replace, or buy.
WEAKNESSES: Almost impossible not to destroy. Oh, yeah, cardboard boxes don't have wheels either.
WEAPON(s): Scum Bucket
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: This is a bucket of scum, scraped directly off Vagabond Bond's body. He can launch this backward, drenching, soiling, gagging, and incapactiating the rider it hits. Has slight acid qualities, and will cause blindness. Tastes like scum.

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Skuda

Dec 9, 2003, 06:17 PM

wOO! Crazy competion... eat lawn clippings!

Temjin-On

Dec 9, 2003, 06:41 PM

Character
NAME:Rash The Disease
APPEARANCE:Red and Rashy
DRIVING EXPERIENCE:Not sure...
CELEBRATION:HAHAHA OWCH! BREAK OUT THE SKIN CREAM!
TAUNT:TOUCH ME! IM INFECTIOUS!

Vehicle
NAME:Itchy and Scratchy
NUMBER:256
APPEARANCE:Full of Skin Cream
STRENGTHS:Flys pasts others at the speed of pain
WEAKNESSES:MORE RASHES! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
WEAPON:Rash Cannon
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT:
It spreads the diseasey rash to all it touches, rendering them incapible of driving.

Robo47

Dec 9, 2003, 06:44 PM

character's details;
NAME: Robo47
APPEARANCE: red RAcast
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: F-Zero AX reject
CELEBRATION: Better luck next time buddy
TAUNT: try getting some skill, punk!

character's vehicle's details;
NAME: Ultra Barrel 4X
NUMBER: 20
APPEARANCE: F-zero custom parts RapidBarrel, Super Lynx, Punisher 4X
STRENGTHS: speed, durability
WEAKNESSES: fiya!
WEAPON(s): Oil Slick, side machineguns, and Lightning
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: w1: slipery oil w2: normal guns w3:makes you opponents smaller.

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odie2088

Dec 9, 2003, 07:07 PM

NAME: odie
APPEARANCE: green hair, black clothes
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: absolutely none.
CELEBRATION: "CAFFEINE!"
TAUNT: "uhhh...go away"

NAME: CAFFEINE!
NUMBER: 42
APPEARANCE: bright green and black pop can
STRENGTHS: goes really fast, really quick
WEAKNESSES: uhh....overly hyper
WEAPON: really-really-big-and-freakishly-large-cannon-gun-thingy
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: it goes BOOM!

-Z

Dec 9, 2003, 07:12 PM

Character:
NAME: Mitten Man! ^_^
APPEARANCE: you already know.
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: goes on joyrides often. his auto insurance, as well as everyone around him's rate has skyrocketed http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif
CELEBRATION: */_/ beams everything*
TAUNT: *lets fourth the stench of the undergarments of the most annyoing and evil 5-7 year olds in the universe*

Vehicle:
NAME: Cloud of the Dark Mitten
NUMBER: 6(66 http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif)
APPEARANCE: a black thundercloud with lightning forming a _/ on the front of it
STRENGTHS: only average in speed, but VERY meneuverable, and gives a 'shocking' effect to those that come in contact with it http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif (except for mitten man, of coarse)
WEAKNESSES: beacause its a cloud, the pilot is very vulnerable to other weapons (they could go right through it and hit mittenman! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif)
WEAPON(s): /_/ beam (fired from mitten man), and the _/ beam (fired from vehicle)
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: (u know what /_/ does)
the _/ beam sets fourht the _/ from the Cloud of the Dark Mitten, locking onto, and unleashing a huge _/ shaped lightning blast, mauling appart the oposing vehicle. it is only usable once during the tournement.

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OTHER INFO: has absolutely NO idea what he's doing! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif ^_^

EDIT: hmm... all the backslashes on my beams went away... i think i fixed it.

[ This Message was edited by: -Z on 2003-12-10 13:49 ]

Garanz2

Dec 10, 2003, 02:56 AM

Okay, I forgot to point something out. Your number has to be between 1 and 30. Keep the characters coming guys, this is gonna be fun!

The five tracks will be as follows:

Forested Oval

As the name implies, a simple ovular track above the forest of Ragol.

Caves Speedway

Similar to Forested Oval, but enlongated and covered with boost pads.

Mines Multiplex

A twisting, turning track through the mines that begins and ends in De Rol's sewage pipe. Sparse jumps and a couple of ares without safety barriers

Ruins Run

Look out of a window in the ruins. It's a huge, undulating track out there. There are mines and jumps at regular intervals.

Pioneer Finale

Start at Principal Tyrell's platform, before dashing through the dome, then going down a giant pipe to the planet's surface. Once round the dome, then another pipe will cary you back to pioneer 2. Immediately after you arrive, the pipe will stop and you will drop onto and ride a giant cylinder that twists and turns through the streets of Pioneer 2. The final straight is covered in ice and has no barriers at all.

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Doomed2k

Dec 10, 2003, 06:06 AM

Your character's details;
NAME - Doomed2k
APPEARANCE - Wears a T-shirt and baggy bluejeans. Doesn't look rich but is.
DRIVING EXPERIENCE - Very little driving experience but created many different androids including RAcasheal from the parody tourny.
CELEBRATION - "Yay?"
TAUNT - "Ah crap." He knows if he has to taunt to win, then he's screwed either way.

And your character's vehicle's details;
NAME - RAcasheal Drive
NUMBER - $1,000,000
APPEARANCE - A finely made vehical with a computer inside with the same chip that ran RAcasheal.
STRENGTHS - Pretty fast, Good control, and can see traps.
WEAKNESSES - Dark Falz
WEAPON(s) - Flamethrower, Icethrower, and Boltthrower
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT - Flamethrower is self explanatory while Ice thrower can launch a sheet of ice to make other opponets slip and Bolt thrower can stall other cars and destroy traps.

MQuantum

Dec 10, 2003, 07:35 AM

Ah, thanks for the update. Change my number to 18.

Dang you Z... made me have to change my number again...

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mr_rubbish

Dec 10, 2003, 01:01 PM

NAME: TriangleMan
APPEARANCE: The human triangle
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: Plenty from racing to the scene of a crime
CELEBRATION: I does whatever a triangle can!
TAUNT: Mess with the best, die like the rest.

NAME: Triangle-mobile
NUMBER: 3!
APPEARANCE: Like a bright yellow batmobile
STRENGTHS: tough, good at taking corners.
WEAKNESSES: acceleration (& MittenBeam)
WEAPON(s): 1./ beam 2. sharp and pointy edges.
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: / beam turns wheels into triangles, edges give people papercuts.

PS Garanz, looks like MOST of the competitors don't have correct numbers yet http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Zelutos

Dec 10, 2003, 02:20 PM

Kadou must change his number...Scott_Kuda already had number 4!

-Z

Dec 10, 2003, 04:53 PM

O_O;
...
hmm...
on one hand, he's weak to the /_/ beam. on the other hand, HE'S TRIANLE MAN!!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif
o well. i hope i do good.
hooray for the mines multiplex and grabbing mquantums number!!! ^_^

btw, on my entry thing, all the backslashes went away. i think i fixed em now.

awaiting the beggining of the races! ^_^

Logical2u

Dec 10, 2003, 05:09 PM

Your character's details;
NAME: Logical2u
APPEARANCE: A tall brown haired ramar with brown armor and blue/grey eyes.
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: Flew a military ship on night shift, once, and hijacked one of those cruisers on Pioneer 2.
CELEBRATION: "I was so far ahead, I couldn't hear you cry!"
TAUNT: "Hahha! You have been PWNED!"

And your character's vehicle's details;
NAME: Silent Fear
NUMBER: 13
APPEARANCE: A black/green painted hover car (like those ones on P2), in the shape of an elongated triange, with a pair of blocky engines in the back. The cockpit is in the shape of a sphere, with a military HUD added in.
STRENGTHS: With some 'extra' (IE: Illegal) hover generators it has great turning. Due to some other 'extra' addons, it has great armor, too.
WEAKNESSES: It has poor exceleration and a relatively low top speed.
WEAPON(s): A forward firing photon beam.
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT : Makes things go boom.

badbitz

Dec 10, 2003, 07:07 PM

name: Badbitz
APPERANCE: A nerdy high-schooler with nuthin to do
DRIVING EXP:passed driving school...barely -_-
CELEBRATION: W00t I aM TEH gRAVY!!!1!!!1!Oneone1
TAUNT: ach

vehicle
NAME: Teh smooooth operator
NUMBER:7
APPEARANCE:a color-shifting magic carpet
STRENGTHS:can fly and it looks kewl -_-
WEAKNESSES: comes with Aladdin
WEAPONS: heh heh genie
WEAPON INFO:umm...you think I can wish 4 stuff wotwot

Lone_Wolf_Nasca

Dec 10, 2003, 07:55 PM

CHARACTER
NAME- Wolf Nasca
APPEARANCE- A tall Humar with long,flowing red hair,wears a light samurai armor, and always has a katana at his side.
DRIVING EXPERIENCE- I can skateboard !! Does that count !?
CELEBRATION- "They never had a chance http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif!!"
TAUNT- "You all look so small, back there !!"

VEHICLE
NAME-"BIG ASS KATANA"
NUMBER - 12
APPEARANCE- Its the biggest katana ever made in history !! It can fly, thanks to Nasca's secret abilities.
STRENGTHS- Good acceleration and handling (great for cutting corners http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif ), Top notch attack and defense.
WEAKNESSES- Low top speed,there is no place for the rider to sit so high speeds are not possible and the rider is quite vulnerable to direct attacks.
WEAPON(s)- Its a BIG ASS KATANA, for crying out loud !! What else did you expect !?
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT- It can wave itself around to cut the opposition into shreds. If someones bumbs into it, well... lets just say that,its not going to be pretty.

deathreaper

Dec 10, 2003, 08:13 PM

Your character's details;
NAME - Matrix
APPEARANCE - wears a long black flowing robe, his arms are wrapped with bandages.
DRIVING EXPERIENCE - 2 years worth
CELEBRATION - "I have obtained ultimate victory
TAUNT - "it is your destiny to lose

And your character's vehicle's details;
NAME - Dark thunder
NUMBER - 29
APPEARANCE - thunderbolt shaped car
STRENGTHS - AMAZINGLY FAST, good control.
WEAKNESSES - driver get shocked by electricity repeatidly
WEAPON(s) - lightning discharge, energy waves
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT - lightning discharge, this weapons is emitted from the vehicles main body the blast rips apart all vehicles in a 15 meter radius (this can also be used as a shield since it nullify all damage the ship takes during that time)
Energy waves, this is emitted from Matrix himself, he opens his cockpit and emits the waves from his palms the waves (darkish black) will immediately tear apart anything they come in contact with!!

Edit: spelling

[ This Message was edited by: deathreaper on 2003-12-11 08:39 ]

Kadou

Dec 10, 2003, 09:12 PM

You realize "sonic" is sound, right? It couldn't knock out electrical equipment without blasting it to pieces.

Anyway, I changed my number.

deathreaper

Dec 10, 2003, 09:21 PM

guess so...ok boom go the ships i'll edit my weapons thing

Sord

Dec 10, 2003, 09:49 PM

i'm going to be selfish and put myself up!

NAME:Sord
APPEARANCE: HUmar dressed in a neon pink, green, and purple color scheme, ice pink spiky hair
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: Driving motorcycles since he could (that's 6 years!)
CELEBRATION "Score one for the rappies!"
TAUNT "Haha, Domo Arigato!"

NAME: Rappy Bike
NUMBER: 2
APPEARANCE: sleek, smooth, yellow bike (think Tron the movie, now make those motorcycles yellow!
STRENGTHS: Extremely fast and aerodynamic
WEAKNESSES: can only turn at angle below 360 degrees (it's rapid though)and explodes easily when colliding with another car/bike/hovercraft/whatever other vehicle (does damage though)
WEAPON(s): Rappy Missil; Rappy Toe Nails
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: Rappy Missil - shoots a missile the shape of a bowling pin with rappy painted as it (2 per race)
Rappy Toe Nails - Minigun attached to bike that literally shoots rappy toenails rapidly; good for popping tires (300 per race)

EDIT: I changed the Strengths and Weaknesses to match the motorcycles of Tron more

Edit2: Had to change my number

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badbitz

Dec 10, 2003, 10:05 PM

hey i got the carpet -_-

KaFKa

Dec 10, 2003, 10:17 PM

and you also have to change your number, badbitz. im number 7

Sord

Dec 10, 2003, 10:21 PM

to deathreaper: don't you think that's a little to poerwful? At least make it funny.

Kadou

Dec 10, 2003, 10:52 PM

On 2003-12-10 19:21, Sord wrote:
to deathreaper: don't you think that's a little to poerwful? At least make it funny.

What difference does it make? Garanz decides the winner by their number.

Sord

Dec 10, 2003, 10:56 PM

that's true, but at least put some humor in it, matrix is more of a serious kind of thing (so i would consider you pretty good if you could find humor in that). I might as well say this any ways but can you give a better discription of the car other then black and sleek?

Skuda

Dec 10, 2003, 11:05 PM

Ya! goof up your vehicles! I mean, look at mine and zelutos's ships. I have a giant gnome and Zel has a duck strapped to his head ( with Duct tape???). Evereyone else seem all to serious. make it funny and inventive. don't make it "THE ULTIMATE VEHICLE THAT CAN NEVER CRASH AND HAS GOOD EVERYTHING"...that makes it no fun. pathetic is in this holiday season! go with the D'oh!

Sord

Dec 10, 2003, 11:30 PM

Garanz2

Dec 11, 2003, 03:14 AM

We have 18 competitors so far, so that only leaves 12 to go. Since a few people have gone crazy with the numbers, I might number the vehicles based on order of posting.

-Z

Dec 11, 2003, 07:34 AM

On 2003-12-10 20:05, Scott_Kuda wrote:
Ya! goof up your vehicles! I mean, look at mine and zelutos's ships. I have a giant gnome and Zel has a duck strapped to his head ( with Duct tape???). Evereyone else seem all to serious. make it funny and inventive. don't make it "THE ULTIMATE VEHICLE THAT CAN NEVER CRASH AND HAS GOOD EVERYTHING"...that makes it no fun. pathetic is in this holiday season! go with the D'oh!

of COURSE! how could i have forgoten? here's another one of my old time favorites! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Character:
NAME: CAPTAIN SISSY!!!
APPEARANCE: a meek boy breaking out in acne and tight pants with a high waistand.
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: "my mommy says i drive good!"
CELEBRATION: "eeeeeeheheheheheheheheheheheh!
TAUNT: "i'm gonna tell!!!"

Vehicle:
NAME: bike
NUMBER: 27
APPEARANCE: umm... its just a bike.
STRENGTHS: its a 10 speeder! ^_^
WEAKNESSES: 1. ITS A FRICKIN BIKE!! 2. "brakes? what are brakes?"
WEAPON(s): poke of furry!!
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: umm, if you get close enough, he'll start punching at you... only he's so weak, it'll feel like pokes. thats annoyance for ya.

Skuda

Dec 11, 2003, 02:27 PM

now that's what I'm talkin about! way to be!

Kadou

Dec 11, 2003, 05:08 PM

Mine is somewhat humorous, or at the very least, wierd. It's a spherical bee-shooting pig, for Pete's steak.

Garanz2

Dec 11, 2003, 05:24 PM

11 more racers needed. Submit a second if you want to so we can hurry up and start.

Sord

Dec 11, 2003, 05:35 PM

I'll make Seph

Charcter;
NAME: Seph Arigato
APPEARANCE: Name: Seph Arigato
Class: HUmar
ID: Skyly, but always keeps in pocket
Alignment: Neutral Good
Gender: Male
Skin Color: between pale and light tan
Teeth: shiny white and straight
Eyebrows: thin and black
Left/Right Handed: double handed
Eye Color: genetically altered to be silver, wears glasses with rectangular yellow lenses and silver nose and ear pieces, no frame
Age: 17
Hair: genetically altered black hair, sticks straight up 4" then cut completely flat and perfectly level
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 160
Build: muscular skinny (toned muscles, not all beefed up)
Ears: small, with silver ring piercing that has a small black bead in one ear
Wears: plain black shirt with sleeves ripped off at the shoulders, baggy black pants with large hems that are just high enough above the ground to allow walking without tripping, wears black sandles (same design as the one they used in old Japan during samurai times), studded leather strap on wrist, always wears his black sheath and sword.
DRIVING EXPERIANCE: 10 years of driving jeep
CELEBRATION" "How you like them salmon!"
TAUNT: "Haha sucker! yeah, take that you bitch"

Car;
Name: Camoflak
Number:17
Appearance: a red/brown jeep with black metal pole top
Strengths: Can take a lot of damage and good off road
Weaknesses: Bad turn radius, can't ram very well, not the fastest car
Weapons: Tsumikiri J-sword; Flak Guns
Weapon Description: Tsumikiri J-Sword - When a car get's near the drivers side, Seph can try to cut them with his sword or slash the tires;
Flak Guns - guns on either side of the jeep that shoot flak when button on dashboard on drivers side is pushed

Okay, it's not funny, but it's my character, not some suped up mega Matrix crap (note: first movie=good 2nd&3rd=neeeeeeeeeeer splat!)

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Relam

Dec 11, 2003, 06:01 PM

Oh what the hell http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

NAME: Relam Mk. 2
APPEARANCE: http://home.earthlink.net/~michaelmintzer/images/relammk2.jpg
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: All data from Nintendo and SNES has been loaded into his memory
CELEBRATION: A WINNER IS ME!
TAUNT: Play time is when I break you!

NAME: Relam A-Go-Go
NUMBER: 01
APPEARANCE: Built from various parts of Gilchics and Sinow Beats and other mechs from the Mines area. (I may draw a pic later)
STRENGTHS: Lightweight and good acceleration. Good at turning.
WEAKNESSES: Has problems holding together under stress. Some times various parts fall off or revive. Relam uses his Photon Wrench to whack misbehaving parts back in place.
WEAPON(s): Photon Wrench (Relam), Sinow blades, Self Restoration, Zonde Laser.
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT:
Photon Wrench: Relam uses this to whack various parts of his "car" back into place if they misbehave.
Sinow Blades: Sinow beat blades pop out the sides.
Self Restoration: Helps keep the car together but sometimes heals the various mechs a bit too much.
Zonde Laser: Taken from a Canadine, this weapon aims using a targeting laser and then fires Zonde after getting a lock.

[ This Message was edited by: Relam on 2003-12-11 15:03 ]

Robo47

Dec 11, 2003, 06:03 PM

character's details;
NAME: Bagboy
APPEARANCE: a steriotypical nerd that works in a grocery store
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: "I gots a hotwheels from a cereal box once"
CELEBRATION: And you say Star Trek sucks!
TAUNT: 1337 pwnzor!!onetwothree!!

character's vehicle's details;
NAME: shoppong cart
NUMBER: don't matter
APPEARANCE: a metal shopping cart w/ a card board box shield around it
STRENGTHS: none
WEAKNESSES: tips over easily
WEAPON(s): action figures
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: Bagboy throws a random action figure at you and it explodes.

Mixfortune

Dec 11, 2003, 06:13 PM

CHARACTER:

NAME: Higgins
APPEARANCE: A Tekker trying to fit in with the crowd, yet always get slapped or shot at when he tells people what he really is.
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: VERY experienced in driving up the prices.
CELEBRATION: "What? Wait...I won? O_o"
TAUNT: "All you get is a -5% saber!"

VEHICLE

NAME: Red Box-Car Rover
NUMBER: 21
APPEARANCE: A Red Box with a hole in the top for easy access. Has deep pockets, for strategic reasons.
STRENGTHS: Structurally sound. Randomly determined results can be favorable.
WEAKNESSES: Oftentimes unreliable, due to randomly determined results.
WEAPON(s): High prices on cheapened rare weapons!
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: Weapon does a price gouge on poor Hunters, giving low percents on Gae Bolgs at the same time. Decent and great rares are taken by the Tekker Higgins and absorbed into his own Red Box-Car!

Sord

Dec 11, 2003, 06:16 PM

On 2003-12-11 15:13, Mixfortune wrote:
Decent and great rares are taken by the Tekker Higgins and absorbed into his own Red Box-Car!

I quote odie "Crap Crap Crappity Crap"

badbitz

Dec 11, 2003, 06:24 PM

ya arrange the numbers just according to who did it first like the first person is #1, second is #2,etc

Garanz2

Dec 12, 2003, 06:50 AM

Only a couple more needed now!

Belqvar

Dec 12, 2003, 03:57 PM

oh pooie! i almost missed this. well, let's see if i can come up with something that's mildly creative...

NAME: Belqvar
APPEARANCE: a regualr Ramar... or is he a Humar?
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: 2 years of being a pizza deliverer
CELEBRATION: Hah! I won!
TAUNT: You Suck! ( i'm really creative. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif )

And your character's vehicle's details;
NAME: Oran Lobby Chair
NUMBER: any that are open
APPEARANCE: an Oran lobby chair spruced up to race
STRENGTHS: durable and comfy
WEAKNESSES: not very high top speed.
WEAPON(s): rockect launchers, oran smoke bombs, and silly string!
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: silly string is, uh, sticky.

if i can think up anything else i'll submit it.

Logical2u

Dec 12, 2003, 05:47 PM

Hmm.
Driver
NAME: L.Soldier
APPEARANCE: A white/purple HUmar with black hair
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: None. Unless trying to fly with a red box counts.
CELEBRATION: "Yay!"
TAUNT: "You...uhm...you...uhm...damn. I forget."
Car
NAME: Flowing Car
NUMBER: )What ever is left(
APPEARANCE: It is a stream of water with a little photon board on it.
STRENGTHS: great downhill! (It flows!)
WEAKNESSES: Cant go uphill. Period. (It's freakin water!)
WEAPON(s): Water!
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: It drowns people.

mr_rubbish

Dec 13, 2003, 06:40 AM

NAME: Henry Ford
APPEARANCE: A male human
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: Pioneered early automobiles.
CELEBRATION: You can have it in any colour... as long as it's black
TAUNT: Fear my mad skillz!

NAME: Model T Ford (racing edition)
NUMBER: 28 (unless its taken)
APPEARANCE: Think you the oldest car you can...
STRENGTHS: Its the race edition...
WEAKNESSES: ...Its top speed is 24MPH, plus requires a man with a red flag to run in front of it.
WEAPON(s): Oil slick.
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: Causes wheel based racers to lose traction.

Garanz2

Dec 13, 2003, 01:16 PM

4 to go and then the races can begin! I've decided to assign numbers based on order of posting.

-Z

Dec 13, 2003, 05:40 PM

well, just incase nobody else gets a guy in ^_^

NAME: Kamikaze!
APPEARANCE: the anti martha stuart
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: he's crashed everyone intentionally in a blazing inferno.
CELEBRATION: (none. probably dead already)
TAUNT: "when i lose, you lose!"

NAME: a red alert 2 'demolition truck'
NUMBER: 3 (2... 1... ^_^)
APPEARANCE: a large 18 wheel truck with a large neuclear bomb for a trailer.
STRENGTHS: if anyone comes in contact with him, they go BOOM!!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
WEAKNESSES: if anyone comes in contact with him, he goes BOOM!!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif
WEAPON(s): kamikaze
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: take a guess ^_^

Temjin-On

Dec 13, 2003, 05:48 PM

Okay heres my second

NAME: 25CentMarzBarL-L-A-Z
APPEARANCE: Ghetto Wannabe Rapper
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: I got high while drivin
CELEBRATION: MY SHIIZLES GONE FAZIZLSE! HOES ALL AROUND!
TAUNT: "BUSTIN A CAP IN HEERE!"
NAME: Teh C-Unit Pimp Mobile
NUMBER: .25 f00
APPEARANCE: Rollin On 24"s and runs on Pimp Juice.
STRENGTHS: Hauls More Drugs and Hookers than anything else!
WEAKNESSES: The Cheese, you know Po Pos Cops.
WEAPON(s): C-UNIT BUSTACAPINYOASSOMATIC 2000!
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: Signature of the C-Unit, its shoots bullets at all, while screaming "I CAPPED YO SORRY ASS FOO!"

Stormsworder

Dec 13, 2003, 05:56 PM

Name: Rick Hunter
Appearance: Chris Redfield outfit (Code: Veronica)
Number: 59
Driving Experience: Pilot in Pioneer 2 air force
Celebration: "Heh. You're all the same."
Taunt: "That the best you can do?"

Name: Veritech YF-1S (Squadron Leader version)
Number: 59
Appearance: Blue with red stripes. (Look's like a F-15 Tomcat)
Strengths: Fast, powerful, agile
Weaknesses: Hard to control for new pilots
Weapon: 32mm cannon, two missile launchers
Weapon effect: Missiles split up and home in on targets

Yes, I'm a Robotech fan

[ This Message was edited by: Stormsworder on 2003-12-13 19:36 ]

Jaks

Dec 13, 2003, 09:32 PM

Hi Garanz2! haven;t seen you in a long while!

character's details;
NAME: Sgt. Chao
APPEARANCE: look at sig
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: a trikie!
CELEBRATION: Heawo!
TAUNT: Grr, byebye!

character's vehicle's details;
NAME: Chaos Buggy
NUMBER: 65
APPEARANCE: a light blue Dune Buggy with Chao-eye headlight
STRENGTHS: grip and cuteness
WEAKNESSES: I dunno
WEAPON(s): radio phone
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: Sgt. Chao will radio an airstrike if too many people(10 or more) get in front of him

Garanz2

Dec 14, 2003, 04:09 AM

OK, all 30 places are now filled. No more submissions please! The first race will start soon (tomorrow at the latest).

Skuda

Dec 14, 2003, 01:57 PM

YAH!! my gnome will be left in the dust! wOOt!

Belqvar

Dec 14, 2003, 04:23 PM

oh boy, i can't wait! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

KaFKa

Dec 14, 2003, 04:26 PM

i have the feeling im gonna lose...

Temjin-On

Dec 14, 2003, 04:28 PM

lol, either the C-Unit Pimpmobile will cap you all, or Rash The Disease will make you all very itchy!

Stormsworder

Dec 14, 2003, 04:45 PM

I'm gonna blow you all to pieces with my Veritech!

Robo47

Dec 14, 2003, 05:36 PM

Well all I can say is, may the only me win!

-Z

Dec 14, 2003, 05:50 PM

hey garanz, make kamikazi go for everyone who just said they would win in the last few posts!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

awaiting the first race! ^_^

Stormsworder

Dec 14, 2003, 05:57 PM

All I said was that I would blow you up with my Veritech. (ROBOTECH RULZ!)

odie2088

Dec 14, 2003, 06:05 PM

I WILL PWN J00 ALL! f34r my remotely 1337 skillz!

Temjin-On

Dec 14, 2003, 06:08 PM

On 2003-12-13 14:40, -Z wrote:
NAME: a red alert 2 'demolition truck'

Damn Demo Trucks!
When ever i play with my friends against computers, no matter what, the demo trucks always come to me. Never to anyone else but me. The damn computer makes me into a Demo Truck Magnet.

Skuda

Dec 14, 2003, 06:09 PM

I'm putting my bets on me losing! I have bad luck, skills and sanity. "Underpants get you nowhere!"

Relam

Dec 14, 2003, 06:59 PM

<<PAK CHOOIE UNF>>
<<ARE THERE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE?>>
<<PLEASE GO STAND BY YOUR STAIRS>>

My ultimate AI has been loaded with all racing data from the NES and SNES! You will all succumb to my power sliding skills!

Doomed2k

Dec 14, 2003, 09:11 PM

It's not if you win or lose, it's how Granaz decides how to play the game. Good luck anyways.

Garanz2

Dec 15, 2003, 04:47 PM

RACE 1 - FORESTED OVAL

This track is a simple oval. Safety barriers, no speed boosters, no obstacles, no jumps, just speed. The track is suspended just above the treeline of ragol's forest area. Rappies and hildebears are watching patiently from the trees as the competitors get ready. Engines whirr, hum, rattle and quack as the racers prepare for the starting gun.

3...
2...
1...
GO (!!!!!!!11!!11!!one!1one!!1!!1)

The vehicles rev up and start! Garanz2 is in the lead at the first corner, but the wooden shoehorn pulls up alongside! She casts barta, freezing one of the treads! Garanz grinds to a halt, and everyone passes it by! Hikande's sports car rams the giant gnome, which falls over onto it's side! Scott leaps off and tries to right it as Garanz2, now thawed, accelerates past him. Zelutos flies up to the government pig with his sonic duck, and kicks the little robot dude, who loses his balance and slips, grabing onto the side of his mount at the last second. Rash the disease slows down to laugh at vagabond bond, and is clipped by the now speeding garanz. Caffiene, the giant can, smashes into robo47's vhicle, making it spin out. It smashes into the RAcasheal drive, and they both crash into the barrier but keep going, now several places behind. Logical2u's silent fear tries to ram Teh smoooth operator, but the carpet rises and Logical ends up eating wall. His vehicle flips, and barrels off the track into the trees. A large explosion creates a small clearing.

#14 LOGICAL2U is out of the race!

The Big Ass Katana is bumped by the dark thunder as it blasts past, but takes little damage. Matrix gets a shock, allowing the katana to overtake once more. The rappy bike pulls up behind Sissy's pedal 'bike' and bumps him. He loses balance, falls onto the track and starts to cry as the rest of the vehicles zoom past. Mittenman, currently in last place, stops to laugh. Sissy wails; "I'm telling!" and Mittenman zooms away, utterly terrified.

THE LEADERS ARE COMPLETING THEIR FIRST LAP! WEAPONS ARE ENABLED!

Relam MK.II is gaining on Seph Arigato! He activates the sinow blades, but Seph puts on a burst of speed and gets away! The RAcasheal drive is driving as fast as it can go, looking to regain lost ground, but doesn't notice the blades until the last second. It tries to pull away, but Relam attacks, cutting a long gash in his opponent. Doomed2K loses control yet again, and smashes into the track wall. This time, he doesn't keep going. His engine is fried.

#12 DOOMED2K is out of the race!

THE FINAL LAP BEGINS!

L.Soldier is gaining a lot of ground with his flowing car, but as he overtakes Belqvar, he gets a faceful of silly string! it's stick and gooey and he can't bloody see! It's in his eyes! He loses control momentarily while he removes the gooey yarn-of-hell from his eyes, but he stays on course! Sergeant Chao is annoyed at his poor position and calls in an airstrike. The sonic duck and Red-Box-Car-Rover are incinerated with napalm. The rover is crushed by Brotherly Love's treads, while the flaming duck flaps into the trees. Some rappies are setting up a picnic table with a parasol in the clearing made by Logical2U. Another is setting out the cutlery, and yet another is arriving with a big bowl of salad dressing.

#5 ZELUTOS
and
#23 HIGGINS are out of the race!

Kamikaze continues on his merry way, near the back of the pack, minding his own business. Sgt. Chao takes the lead on the final corner, but what's this? Matrix zooms up alongside, and tears the Sergeant apart with his energy waves! They're onto the final straight! Matrix takes the inside of the lane, and puts his foot down. Right down. He's speeding for the finish, but suddenly, he is overtaken by...

KAMIKAZE!? WTF!?

Kamikaze blasts over the finishing line, and thanks Allah for his magnificent victory. Matrix blasts round in second, and Hikande's sleek sports car nabs third!

FINAL RESULTS!

1st #27 - KAMIKAZE in the RED ALERT 2 DEMOLITION TRUCK - 100 points
2nd #17 - MATRIX in the DARK THUNDER - 93 points
3rd #3 - HIKANDE in BLUE - 87 points
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4th #18. - Rappy Bike - 81 points
5th #2 - Wooden Shoehorn - 76 points
6th #26 - Model T Ford - 71 points
7th #8 - Itchy and Scratchy - 66 points
8th #21 - Relam A-Go-Go -62 points
9th #10 - Caffeine! - 58 points
10th #20 - Camoflak - 54 points
11th #15 - Teh smooooth Operator - 50 points
12th #1 - Brotherly love - 47 points
13th #24. - Oran Lobby Chair - 44 points
14th #4 - Happy Gnome - 41 points
15th #29 - Veritech YF-1S - 38 points
16th #28 - Teh C-unit Pimpmobile - 35 points
17th #25 - Flowing Car - 33 points
18th #6 - Government Pig - 31 points
19th #7 - Box of card - 29 points
20th #22 - Shoppong Cart - 27 points
21st #11 - Cloud of the dark mitten - 25 points
22nd #19 - Bike - 23 points
23rd #13 - Triangle-mobile - 22 points
24th #16 - Big Ass Katana - 21 points
25th #9 - Ultra Barrel 4x - 20 points
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26th #30 - Chaos Buggy - 0 points
27th #5 - Sonic Duck - 0 points
28th #23 - Red-Box-Car-Rover - 0 points
29th #12 - RAcasheal Drive - 0 points
30th #14 - Silent Fear - 0 points

A rappy waddles over to the cameraman smelling faintly of barbecue smoke.

"Anyone up for roast duck?"

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Second race coming soon - friday at very latest

Mixfortune

Dec 15, 2003, 05:23 PM

So are those who got knocked out of this race out for the entire circuit, or forever, or just the race?

All in all, a job well done writing the race.
I'm sure it must have taken some time to plot it all out.

Logical2u

Dec 15, 2003, 05:25 PM

uhm...ouch.

Temjin-On

Dec 15, 2003, 05:59 PM

w00t! 7th place for Rash! and lets check on teh rapper, 16th? Argh, oh well.

-Z

Dec 15, 2003, 06:15 PM

Kamikaze didnt go boom?

...

wow. now thats truly amazing! ^_^

Edit: oh yeah! awaiting the next circuit! *smacks self for forgeting* ^_^

[ This Message was edited by: -Z on 2003-12-15 15:17 ]

Skuda

Dec 15, 2003, 06:19 PM

THATS IT!!! I'm giving my gnome running shoes! nike or adidas? darn my indecisiveness! *give gnome a blazer with LOSER printed on the back* Who yah! gotta give my gnome some support! maybe a bra? is that enough support? Are there even such things as female gnomes? *sits down and is ignored*

odie2088

Dec 15, 2003, 07:02 PM

I GOT BEAT BY A MODEL-T!? WTFFFFFFFFF!?!? oh well...MY POP CAN OWNZ0RZ J00R B0X0RZ! and ur caffeine, f00! B-HOLD THE 4LM0S7 1337 5KILLZ!

Robo47

Dec 15, 2003, 07:24 PM

Hey Garanz2, how come I never do good in the first tries?

deathreaper

Dec 15, 2003, 08:37 PM

2nd place http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif this is a good day http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Hope i do good in the next race http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
P.S. this race thing is great so far!

edit: spelling

[ This Message was edited by: deathreaper on 2003-12-15 17:39 ]

Kadou

Dec 15, 2003, 08:54 PM

Eh, at least I wasn't knocked out of the race.

I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doomi doom doom doom dooooom....!

odie2088

Dec 15, 2003, 08:57 PM

-joins kadou- doooooooom! doom doom doomy doomy doom doom dooooooooooom, doomity doom doom dooooooom

Skuda

Dec 15, 2003, 09:00 PM

OH! me too! broom broom broom broom broom broom...Chikusho!(oh $h!T in japanese) wait... DOOM!!! there we go! Doom dom dom dom....darn it all!

Robo47

Dec 15, 2003, 09:16 PM

Burninating the Countryside
Burninating the peasants
Burninating all the people
And their thatched roof cottages
TROGDOR!!

oh crap!!! wrong song!

deathreaper

Dec 15, 2003, 09:22 PM

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

I want to WIN http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

KaFKa

Dec 15, 2003, 10:54 PM

3rd place... bah (although i should be happy that i finished... -_-)

Ryusei

Dec 16, 2003, 03:10 AM

o...shoot!!! i 4 got to join...is it 2 late 2 join now?
if its not, heres my data...if it is, please PM me or sumthing...

Character's details

NAME: Ryusei
APPEARANCE:black t-shirt, dark blue jeans, wearing a cross made of pewter nails
DRIVING EXPERIENCE: ...bumper cars?
CELEBRATION: "It's my birfday, Its my birfday!!!"
TAUNT: "Ora-Ora-Ora-Ora-Ora-Ora-Ora!!!"

Vehicle's details

NAME: Gunbuster
NUMBER: 24
APPEARANCE: Mazda RX-7 SPIRIT (Black)
STRENGTHS: able to use turbo-thrusters during crazy u-turns
WEAKNESSES: turbo-thrusters goes too fast and car scratches the wall
WEAPON: INSANE MACHINE-GUNS & OBLITERATING MISSILS/Turbo-Thrusters
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT:
INSANE MACHINE-GUNS & OBLITERATING MISSILS: Attacks all cars in 1km radius.
Turbo-Thrusters: (Self-explanatory)

[ This Message was edited by: Ryusei on 2003-12-16 00:15 ]

Garanz2

Dec 16, 2003, 03:16 AM

Sorry. No spaces left. I could have you appear on another track at some point.

Ryusei

Dec 16, 2003, 03:24 AM

wut does that mean?(appear on another track)

Mixfortune

Dec 16, 2003, 06:20 AM

Whoa, think we could tone the spam down a bit, guys?
I'm not referring to you, Ryusei. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

EDIT- So, Garanz2, does this mean we are only out for that one race, or the entire racing tournament? O_o

[ This Message was edited by: Mixfortune on 2003-12-16 03:21 ]

Garanz2

Dec 16, 2003, 06:57 AM

Ok, I'll set it straight.

If you are destroyed during the course of a race, you are immediately moved to the lowest possible place and recieve 0 points for that race. You will continue to participate in subsequent races.

EDIT: I meant that you might make a cameo appearance in a future race. And guys/gals, please keep the spam down. It would suck if this got locked.

[ This Message was edited by: Garanz2 on 2003-12-16 04:03 ]

Lone_Wolf_Nasca

Dec 16, 2003, 10:42 AM

Argh 24th http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif!? Oh well...at least I got 21 points -_-...

Ryusei

Dec 16, 2003, 05:37 PM

so...will i ever get a chance to race? or is there too many people...?

badbitz

Dec 16, 2003, 07:30 PM

nope its too late...and stop typing responses from now on lets just hear the story..12th place w00t

deathreaper

Dec 16, 2003, 08:03 PM

i agree with badbitz...no more only post untill the next race should be made by garanz2

Garanz2

Dec 17, 2003, 02:41 AM

Race 2 should be up either tonight or tomorrow afternoon. (It took me a bloody hour to calculate the places and casualties in the second race - There goes my private study period.)

Relam

Dec 17, 2003, 04:33 PM

On 2003-12-16 23:41, Garanz2 wrote:
Race 2 should be up either tonight or tomorrow afternoon. (It took me a bloody hour to calculate the places and casualties in the second race - There goes my private study period.)

Don't kill your grades man http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif If you gotta study then study. I'm still trying to come up with a good pic of my car http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Garanz2

Dec 17, 2003, 05:06 PM

Not that much of a problem Relam. Term's winding down and PS is usually used for homework anyway. I didn't have anything better to do, so why not? I meant I could have been writing BFBRRR, which is still in the early stages of chapter 16...

Belqvar

Dec 17, 2003, 06:02 PM

hey, i didnt do that bad.... looking foward to race 2!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Skuda

Dec 18, 2003, 02:29 PM

I, and many other can probably expect to be knocked out right? I'm assuming I'll be toast.

Garanz2

Dec 19, 2003, 10:20 AM

RACE 2 - CAVES SPEEDWAY

This track is similarly shaped to the forested oval, however the straights are much longer and festooned with boost strips. This track is made entirely for speed, and twists and curves through the upper levels of the caves. There is also a small jump over a pit of molten lava on the final straight. Apart from that, there is no danger from the track itself. There are barriers all around the track, but watch out for the nano dragons that occasionally wander about the track. The racers start in the order they finished forested oval, so Kamikaze, in his nuclear truck 'o' doom, is in first place.

3...
2...
1...
BO! (I mean GO!)

The racers activate their engines and blast away from the starting line!The red alert demo truck is rammed almost immediately by the dark thunder! The coupling between the truck and the nuclear trailer breaks, and the trailer lies in the middle of the track as everyone passes it by. Kamikaze, now in a normal truck, rams the thunder back, and matrix loses control, slowing slightly to get his balance back. Caffiene dodges the first boost, but gets in front of it. Camoflak his the boost, and slams into caffiene! The can is blasted forward, while the camoflak flips over backwards. It crashes headfirst into shopping cart, crushing it completely. Vagabond Bond's box of card speeds past, and he yells; "Now who smells!?" As the stench of burning petrol and melting plastic fills the air.

#20 SEPH ARIGATO
and
#22 BAGBOY are out of the race!

The Big Ass katana slashes at the triangle-mobile, knocking the fragile vehicle off course. The chaos buggy pulls up alongside the Ultra barrel, and the chao pulls a silly face. The ultra barrel tries to ram him, but the nimble buggy darts forward and the F-zero vehicle misses, grinding slightly along the wall. The Happy Gnome tries to kick the Oran lobby chair, but Belqvar grabs it's leg and flips the stupid gnome over. It's china head shatters on the hard concrete.

#4 SCOTT is out of the race!

Stormsworder's Veritech soars over the C-unit pimpmobile, but 20cent marzbar has other ideas. He opens the sunroof and throws a beer bottle, that lodges itself in the rear engine of the jet. The engine grinds to a halt and the Veritech slows down, allowing the Pimpmobile to continue unhindered. The flowing car and the government pig are side by side as they go over the jump at high speed. Gir sees the lava and throws up out of fear. The flowing car changes from water to puke, and loses a shedload of speed, barely making the jump.

THE FIRST LAP IS OVER! WEAPONS ARE ENABLED!

The cloud of the dark mitten hovers over the Bike, thundering menacingly. Captain sissy starts to poke it. "IT'S ANNOYING! MAKE IT STOP!" Yells mittenman. The sonic duck and the Red-Box-Car-Rover are ramming each other fiercely, and they go over a boost. Zelutos kicks the rover, and it spins out, missing the next boost. The sonic duck hits the boost and speeds away. The silent fear fires it's photon beam, removing one of the RAcasheal drive's tyres. It slows, misses the next boost and is overtaken several times. Teh smooooth operator dodges some Baranz missiles fired from brotherly love, and Badbitz wishes that Garanz2 would have a seizure. Garanz2 has a seizure and crashes into the side, losing all his speed. Relam a go-go bashes hard into itchy and scratchy, knocking the diseased vehicle into a spin. Disease spores are sprinkled everywhere, and a nano dragon keels over. The wooden shoehorn trips over it's fetid carcass. The red alert demo truck bumps into Blue, but both vehicles keep going straight. The truck splatters it's way through the dragon's corpse.

LAP THREE! CHAOS REIGNS!

Relam a-go-go sideswipes the model-T ford, which careens into Kamikaze's dropped trailer. The resulting explosion takes out a massive hole in the track, and, of course, the model-T ford. The box of card swerves to dodge the crater, but the government pig lazily flies over. The C-unit pimpmobile and the Oran lobby chair fight for the small strip of track left as they pass the pit. nThe chair hovers up and onto the pimpmobile, which tries to dislodge him by swerving. It loses it's balance and tumbles into the nuclear crater. 20cent marzbar loses consciousness due to the nuclear radiation. Captain Sissy feels sick and follows suit on his bike. He falls into the smoking crater and collapses into a heap.

#26 Henry Ford
and
#28 20cent Marzbar
AND
#19 Captain Sissy are out of the race!

The rappy bike, the current leader, falls back, allowing Blue to overtake, then fires a rappy missile, which barely misses as Hikande's vehicle dodges at the last second. The rappy bike fires a hail of toenails, but the guns jam before Sord can get a decent aim. Blue and the rappy bike are side by side as they take the jump. They collide in midair but both retain control before they land. It's the final straight now! Caffiene and The Big Ass Katana pull up on either side, all four vehicles are going at their top speeds! Odie daringly pulls out his really-really-big-and-freakishly-large-cannon-thingy and fires a pot shot at the others. It hits Sord's bike side on, blasting it off the side of the track into a rock wall.

#18 Sord is out of the race!

AND THE RACERS CROSS THE FINISH LINE! IT'S DOWN TO A PHOTO FINISH! AND HERE COME THE SCORES!

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1st #10 ODIE in CAFFEINE - 58 points + 100 points = 158 points!
2nd #16 WOLF NASCA in the BIG ASS KATANA - 21 points + 93 points = 114 points!
3rd #21 RELAM MK.II in the RELAM-A-GO-GO - 62 points +87 points = 149 points!
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4th #27 Kamikaze - 100 points + 81 points = 181 points
5th #6 Government Pig - 31 points + 76 points = 107 points
6th #24 Oran Lobby chair - 44 points + 71 points = 135 points
7th #14 Silent Fear - 0 points + 66 points = 66 points
8th #7 Box Of Card - 29 points + 62 points = 91 points
9th #5 Sonic duck - 0 points + 58 points = 58 points
10th #3 Blue - 83 points + 54 points = 137 points
11th #15 Teh Smooooth operator - 50 + 50 = 100 points
12th #2 Wooden Shoehorn - 76 + 47 = 133 points
13th #12 Racasheal Drive - 0 + 44 = 44 points
14th #11 Cloud of the dark mitten - 25 + 41 = 66 points
15th #23 Red-Box-Car-Rover - 0 + 38 = 38 points
16th #8 Itchy and Scratchy - 66 + 35 = 101 points
17th #25 Flowing car - 33 + 33 = 66 points
18th #17 Dark thunder - 93 + 31 = 124 points
19th #29 Veritech YF-1S - 38 + 29 = 67 points
20th #30 Chaos Buggy - 0 + 27 = 27 points
21st #9 Ultra Barrel 4x - 20 + 25 = 45 points
22nd #1 Brotherly love - 47 + 23 = 70 points
23rd #13 Triangle-mobile - 22 + 22 = 44 points
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24th #18 Rappy Bike - 81 + 0 = 81 points
25th #28 Teh C-unit pimpmobile - 35 + 0 = 35 points
26th #19 Bike - 23 + 0 = 23 points
27th #26 Model T Ford - 71 + 0 = 71 points
28th #4 Happy Gnome - 41 + 0 = 41 points
29th #22 Shoppong Cart - 27 + 0 = 27 points
30th #20 Camoflak - 54 + 0 = 54 points

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In case you don't understand all that, the final number is the amount of points that the corresponding vehicle has won so far. At the end of the final race, the competitor with the most overall points, regardless of position, is declared the winner.

Logical2u

Dec 19, 2003, 11:06 AM

This can't be lucky. 66 and 66 points.

Stormsworder

Dec 19, 2003, 02:41 PM

Oh man. I just lost the feeling of happiness I just had. I passed all my exams with A's. Stormsworder will have his revenge! As soon as he get's done with his homework.

Skuda

Dec 19, 2003, 03:45 PM

I'm psychic! I fortold my own downfall!

deathreaper

Dec 19, 2003, 04:13 PM

ouch i got a bad placing that time...oh well this is still fun http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

if it isn't too much to ask could you make a chart with the placing (added up scores)

Garanz2

Dec 19, 2003, 06:39 PM

Good idea reaper. I'll try. Maybe I'll set something up in MSexcel.

badbitz

Dec 19, 2003, 06:41 PM

ach i didnt do that bad i guess..like last time -_-

Garanz2

Dec 20, 2003, 12:20 PM

Yay, holidays! *Writes furiously*

Belqvar

Dec 20, 2003, 01:32 PM

woo! im doing better now! must be that holiday luck http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Stormsworder

Dec 20, 2003, 01:38 PM

My holiday luck is getting that story I was writing done before Christmas. Both Episode I and II. My bad luck is probably making a bad grade on one of my exams, either P.E. or Math.

deathreaper

Dec 20, 2003, 02:38 PM

I was bored so i decided to Relieve Garanz2 of tallying all the points http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

so here they are http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

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1st #27 Kamikaze - 181 points
2nd #10 ODIE in CAFFEINE -158 points
3rd #21 RELAM MK.II in the RELAM-A-GO-GO - 149 points
4th #3 Blue - 137 points
5th #24 Oran Lobby chair - 135 points
6th #2 Wooden Shoehorn - 133 points
7th #17 Dark thunder - 124 points
8th #16 WOLF NASCA in the BIG ASS KATANA - 114 points
9th #6 Government Pig - 107 points
10th #8 Itchy and Scratchy - 101 points
11th #15 Teh Smooooth operator - 100 points
12th #7 Box Of Card - 91 points
13th #18 Rappy Bike - 81 points
14th #26 Model T Ford - 71 points
15th #1 Brotherly love - 70 points
16th #29 Veritech YF-1S - 67 points
17th #14 Silent Fear - 66 points
18th #11 Cloud of the dark mitten - 66 points
19th #25 Flowing car - 66 points
20th #5 Sonic duck - 58 points
21st #20 Camoflak - 54 points
22nd #9 Ultra Barrel 4x - 45 points
23rd #12 Racasheal Drive - 44 points
24th #13 Triangle-mobile - 44 points
25th #4 Happy Gnome - 41 points
26th #23 Red-Box-Car-Rover - 38 points
27th #28 Teh C-unit pimpmobile - 35 points
28th #30 Chaos Buggy - 27 points
29th #22 Shoppong Cart - 27 points
30th #19 Bike - 23 points
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p.s. with ties, the person who placed higher in race 2 was given the higher position and if anyone spots a mistake tell me i'll change it http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

-Z

Dec 20, 2003, 07:48 PM

better garanz! although kamikaze didnt die like he's supposed to, but at least there was a boom!

awaiting race 3! ^_^

odie2088

Dec 20, 2003, 09:37 PM

I WON! -hops up and down- my car should roll...i run in it like a gerbil! ROLL POP CAN ROLL!

Stormsworder

Dec 20, 2003, 11:43 PM

16th place?! I haven't done that bad in a contest since my baseball team lost all the games in both the tournaments. Still can't believe that guy struck out in every game. Hope you have my character do better.

badbitz

Dec 22, 2003, 05:57 PM

so...when is race 3?
before this gets to page 2 -_-

Garanz2

Dec 23, 2003, 07:40 AM

Soon. I'm working on 2 other PSO related things at the moment, and the big rush up to christmas, but I hope to have it done by the end of the week.

Belqvar

Dec 23, 2003, 02:32 PM

i will get 1st place in race 3, i just know it. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Garanz2

Dec 25, 2003, 06:00 PM

RACE 3 - MINES MULTIPLEX

The track begins with a long straight through De Rol's sewage pipe, before a left turn leading into the mines proper. Immediately after entering the mines, there is an S-bend, then a 180 degree turn to the left, which leads to a straight running parralel with the S-bend. After another sharp right, there is a jump over a deep pit. Needless to say, falling down is BAD! To make things worse, there are two tracks that can be landed on, which go round a large pillar. The inside track is faster, but harder to land on, while the outside track is straight ahead from the jump, but takes longer to rejoin the main route. Both tracks merge into one again, and after another short straight enter a tunnel. This tunnel bends back on itself, going through the aforementioned pillar, before reentering De Rol's pipe. The tunnel ends, and after a short drop, the final straight is directly ahead.

Start your engines/ducks/legs/whatevers...
3...
2...
1...
NOOOOOOOOOO! (I dropped my lunch in the water!) Oh, right. GO!

The racers blast off the starting line and onto the opening straight! The Big Ass Katana swings itself at caffiene. The hilt hits the ground, but the blade still cuts a small section out of the can. Kamikaze's truck rams into the Relam-A-Go-Go, and it teeters precariously on the side of the track. Relam leans to the right, and the vehicle is righted. The shoppong cart swerves into the camoflak's path, and the faster jeep barely avoids a collision. The happy gnome kicks the Model T Ford from it's path as, for once, it rampages forward. The Oran lobby chair zooms under the government pig, and Gir swings down to attack it. Zeltuos punches the robot before he can get a hit in, and the government pig loses control, plunging into the water. De Rol Le scoops up the tasty morsel.

#6 GIR is out of the race!

The Box of Card turns sharply on the inside, taking a few places on the first corner, but it looks like the Silent Fear has the same idea! SQUELCH! The box and the hobo are flattened.

#7 VAGABOND BOND is out of the race!

Captain Sissy, pedalling furiously, is overtaken by teh C-unit Pimpmobile, but Sissy puts on a bit more speed, and pulls up alongside. he reaches into the open window and nabs the fluffy dice o' power from the mirror, before hanging them round his neck! The pimpmobile slows right down, while the pimpin' power lets Sissy ride faster than he ever has before! His stabilisers are shaking! The rappy bike and the Triangle-mobile are ramming each other all over the track, and the Sonic duck is being pursued by Blue right behind! The two pull up alongside, and the Triangle-mobile is rammed straight into the Sonic Duck! Zelutos kicks at Triangle man, who takes it in the head. The triangle slams into the wall and bursts into flames!

#13 TRIANGLE MAN is out of the race!

Teh Smooooth Operator is and the Wooden Shoehorn are neck and neck in first place! Alicia tries to use Barta, but gets a car door in the face for her trouble. She falls on her ass and the quest fails...

#2 RAIKAGE is out of the race!

The Ultra Barrel uses a spin attack on the Brotherly Love, making Garanz confused. Garanz2 tries to calm him down, but to no avail. Missiles fly everywhere, and an explosion causes the chaos buggy to swerve. The Ultra Barrel and the Veritech soar ahead as the buggy stalls, and Garanz2 gets a 10 second penalty for using weapons early. If anyone had been hurt he would have been disqualified, but I didn't write the rules! Oh wait... maybe I did...

Anyway, everyone seems to have gotten round the S-bend safely, and we're coming up to the 180 degree turn! The Cloud Of The Dark Mitten and the RAcasheal Drive are powering round the corner, but Mittenman's grotesque stench clogs up the car's engine, slowing it considerably for a few seconds. The remaining racers have now reached the jump! Most are going for the safer landing on the outside, but the Flowing Car and Dark Thunder are taking the dangerous route! They collide, but the result is that the Thunder is soaked! The engine stutters, and the vehicle tumbles into the abyss as the Flowing Car lands safely and moves up into first place!

#17 MATRIX is out of the race!

Itchy and Scratchy rams into the Red-Box-Car-Rover, showering the tekker with bacteria and making him excrutiatingly itchy. he swerves, but manages to keep going. As the vehicles enter the glass tunnel, De Rol Le swims alongside, the grisly remains of the Government Pig hanging from his bony maw. Several of the racers feel sick at this point, and De Rol munches into the the piggy for effect, squirting blood all over the outer wall of the pipe. The vehicles burst from the pipe and onto the last straight, and the overgrown catterpillar spits the pig onto the track. Wolf Nasca swerves to avoid it, but the unnaturally large blade he rides gets stuck horizontally in the unnaturally large pig! Kamikaze, in his big ass truck, bulldozes through the slightly-less-big-ass blade, snapping it in half. Wolf Nasca is catapulted into the stands, where jostling spectators destroy any hopes he had of getting back onto the track.

#16 WOLF NASCA is out of the race!

The racers pass the line! LAP TWO IS UPON US, WITH ALL IT'S WEAPONY GOODNESS!

The Oran Lobby Chair and the Silent Fear are neck and neck in second place, just behind the Flowing Car. Logical opens his cockpit to yell an insult, but gets a faceful of silly string for his trouble. They're coming up on the S-bend! turn, Logical! Turn! Tur... forget it. Logical smashes bumper first into the wall, and forward somersaults over the track barrier.

#14 LOGICAL2U is out of the race!

Blue and Teh Smooooth operator are side by side, and Hikande takes out her radio. She talks incessantly on Badbitz' frequency, to the effect of; "IM GONNA WIN IM GONNA WIN GET OUUTA THE WAY CUZ IM GUNNA WIN!" making him go insane. He narrowly avoids a date with the ceiling, and keeps his vehicle on course as Blue speeds away. Bike and Shoppong Cart are side by side, Catain Sissy's pimpin' power having worn off. The happy gnome puts on a burst of speed, bulldozing through the middle of them with his pickaxe and lantern. The shopping cart loses a wheel, and the bike swerves away. The cart wobbles precariously on it's three wheels, until Sissy prods it. it falls onto it's side, and Bagboy falls out onto the track. The rappy bike hits him, and stalls as it's wheels get tangled in the mesh of the cart. The Ultra Barrel zooms by, spraying oil at them to add insult to injury. The bike gets going again, leaving the remains of the cart scattered all over the track.

#22 BAGBOY is out of the race!

The Veritech blasts forward, coming up to neck and neck with the Flowing Car as they reach the jump. Both vehicles soar over, and the Veritech launches missiles. The flowing car continues unhindered as the missiles pass through it. It's made of water FFS! the missiles look for a new target, and lock onto the nearest heat signature. The Veritech. Both missiles smash into the vehicle's underside, turning it into a fireball, which flattens itself all over the inside landing.

#29 RICK HUNTER is out of the race!

The remaining competitors blast round the rest of the track without much fuss, and the THIRD LAP BEGINS!

Itchy and Scratchy is being followed closely by the Cloud Of The Dark Mitten on the opening straight, but I+S releases bacteria just on time. Mittenman slows down to keep control due to coughing his little /_/ out. I+S proceeds to ram Blue, which skids into the side barrier. The Model T Ford hits it side on, launching it into the air and then the water. De Rol drops the butchered pig and grabs the car, impaling it with his tentacles before eating it slowly.

#3 HIKANDE is out of the race!

The Ultra barrel fires a hail of machine gun bullets at the happy gnome as they approach the S-bend, but the Gnome throws it's pickaxe, smashing a hole into the F-zero machine's side. it starts to flash red, and slows down. The Gnome goes after the Flowing Car, but trips over the remains of Shoppong Cart. Over the jump, and there are only three clear leaders. The Flowing Car, the Itchy And Scratchy, and the Oran Lobby Chair. The I+S takes the inside route, but has to smash through the charred remains of the Veritech, costing it speed. The Chair and the Wave are neck and neck through the pipe, and down the final straight, yelling at each other and firing silly string everywhere. PHOTO FINISH!

AND THE FLOWING CAR WINS BY A MILLILITRE! Geddit? Millilitre? Water? ...Forget it...

And the final results...

1st #25 L.SOLDIER in the FLOWING CAR! 66 + 100 = 166 points
2nd #24 BELQVAR in the ORAN LOBBY CHAIR! 135 + 93 = 218 points
3rd #8 RASH THE DISEASE in the ITCHY AND SCRATCHY! 101 + 87 = 188 points

4th #4 Happy Gnome 41 + 81 = 122 points
5th #9 Ultra Barrel 45 + 76 = 121 points
6th #27 Kamikaze 181 + 71 = 252 points
7th #11 Cloud Of The Dark Mitten 66 + 66 = 132 points (66 + 66 = spooky...)
8th #18 Rappy Bike 81 + 62 = 143 points
9th #19 Bike 23 + 58 = 81 points
10th #15 Teh Smooooth Operator 100 + 54 = 154 points
11th #23 Red-Box-Car-Rover 38 + 50 = 88 points
12th #12 RAcasheal Drive 44 + 47 = 91 points
13th #30 Chaos Buggy 27 + 44 = 71 points
14th #1 Brotherly Love 70 + 41 = 111 points
15th #5 Sonic Duck 58 + 38 = 96
16th #28 Teh C-Unit Pimpmobile 35 + 35 = 70 points
17th #26 Model T Ford 71 + 33 = 104 points
18th #20 Camoflak 54 + 31 = 85 points
19th #21 Relam-A-Go-Go 149 + 29 = 178 points
20th #10 Caffiene 158 + 27 = 185 points

21st #3 Blue 137 points
22nd #29 Veritech 67 points
23rd #22 Shoppong Cart 27 points
24th #14 Silent Fear 66 points
25th #16 Big Ass Katana 114 points
26th #17 Dark Thunder 124 points
27th #2 Wooden Shoehorn 133 points
28th #13 Triangle-Mobile 44 points
29th #7 Box Of Card 91 points
30th #6 Government Pig 107 points

Hey Deathreaper, you going to be bored again any time soon? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

-Z

Dec 25, 2003, 07:38 PM

MittenMan: 666(6)! feeling... EEEVIL!!
:evilgrin: <-- they really gotta make one http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

Kamikaze: no boom? awwww... i coulda sworn i pushed the button...
*parks across track so next race everyone either crashes into trailer, destroys trailer, or he detenates it. guaranteed boom! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif*

Captain Sissy: i'm gonna tell!!

great! awaiting the final race! ^_^

KaFKa

Dec 25, 2003, 10:04 PM

yay, i annoyed someone to death!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

now im gonna have to go and beat the shit outta de rol le cuz he hit the car... *turns on gamecube*

*sadistic voice* this will be fun...

Skuda

Dec 25, 2003, 10:19 PM

I thought I was toasted...oh well, that's what you get for being a space case! a quote from gundam wing: "because of his(my) lack of effort, there is no air in space." I can't believe a gnome got in 4th in that race. *pats gnome on the giant shoe* I think I jumped from 25th to 11th.

[ This Message was edited by: Scott_Kuda on 2003-12-25 19:21 ]

Relam

Dec 26, 2003, 02:19 AM

Hang in there Relam!! (http://home.earthlink.net/~michaelmintzer/images/relam-a-go-go_bw.jpg)

Garanz2

Dec 26, 2003, 03:47 AM

http://home.earthlink.net/~michaelmintzer/images/relam-a-go-go_bw.jpg

Heh. Nice picture there Relam. Anyone else drawn their vehicles?

Robo47

Dec 26, 2003, 01:14 PM

nope, i did this! (ignore the periods)

I'll try to get a screen shot of it soon

EDIT: Removed the ASCII because it didn't work

[ This Message was edited by: Robo47 on 2003-12-26 10:14 ]

Temjin-On

Dec 26, 2003, 01:42 PM

w00t! Top 3! 3rd! w00t! best yet! Okay, for the next Day, cookies are on me!

Logical2u

Dec 26, 2003, 03:16 PM

In Race 3, Logical2u said:"I PWNZ J00! Ah crap, silly string. Ah forget it. What the heck, a wall? Nooo!!!! EJECTEJECTEJJJEEECCCTTT!!"

In Race 3, L.Soldier was thinking: " Damn, I didn't know this course was all down hill"

KaFKa

Dec 26, 2003, 04:49 PM

On 2003-12-26 10:42, Temjin-On wrote:
w00t! Top 3! 3rd! w00t! best yet! Okay, for the next Day, cookies are on me!

yay, free cookies!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

just to let you all know, while killing Da Ra Lie multiple times to make me feel better (ten times... -_-;;) i found myself a shiny new kasami bracer =D

Stormsworder

Dec 26, 2003, 10:49 PM

I read this at my aunt's house and I was not happy. My cousin laughed at my person because of that. I pray you don't do something like that to my character again. I was so humiliated. (Don't ask me why. I just was.)

odie2088

Dec 27, 2003, 02:13 AM

KASAMI BRACER!? NOOOOOOO! i hate you...

deathreaper

Dec 27, 2003, 02:16 PM

On 2003-12-25 15:00, Garanz2 wrote:

Hey Deathreaper, you going to be bored again any time soon? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Maybe...I'll try and add up the points this weekend! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Belqvar

Dec 27, 2003, 10:04 PM

hey i am doing good! 2nd place! With some luck i could win! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif Looking foward to the next race.

badbitz

Dec 30, 2003, 12:49 PM

page 2 ....

Garanz2

Dec 30, 2003, 01:11 PM

Sorry for the delay. Working on BFBRRR chapter 16 right now...

deathreaper

Dec 30, 2003, 08:30 PM

okay here are the updated standings!

It took hours!(...okay about 2 or 3min)

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1st #27 Kamikaze = 252 points (good job!)
2nd #24 BELQVAR in the ORAN LOBBY CHAIR!= 218 points
3rd #8 RASH THE DISEASE in the ITCHY AND SCRATCHY! = 188 points
4th #10 Caffiene = 185 points
5th #21 Relam-A-Go-Go = 178 points
6th #25 L.SOLDIER in the FLOWING CAR!= 166 points
7th #15 Teh Smooooth Operator = 154 points
8th #18 Rappy Bike = 143 points
9th #3 Blue 137 points
10th #2 Wooden Shoehorn 133 points
11th #11 Cloud Of The Dark Mitten = 132 points
12th #17 Dark Thunder 124 points (Me)
13th #4 Happy Gnome = 122 points
14th #9 Ultra Barrel = 121 points
15th #16 Big Ass Katana 114 points
16th #1 Brotherly Love = 111 points
17th #6 Government Pig 107 points
18th #26 Model T Ford = 104 points
19th #5 Sonic Duck = 96
20th #12 RAcasheal Drive = 91 points
21st #7 Box Of Card 91 points
22nd #23 Red-Box-Car-Rover = 88 points
23rd #20 Camoflak = 85 points
24th #19 Bike = 81 points
25th #30 Chaos Buggy = 71 points
26th #28 Teh C-Unit Pimpmobile = 70 points
27th #29 Veritech 67 points
28th #14 Silent Fear 66 points
29th#13 Triangle-Mobile 44 points
30th #22 Shoppong Cart 27 points (having some bad luck)
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P.S. stupid flowing car knocked me out of that race!
oh ya, Garanz2 I'll do this for race 4 as well

Robo47

Dec 30, 2003, 08:43 PM

hey! I'm doing good! Seriously, as long as I'm above 15th, I'm doing good.

Garanz2

Dec 31, 2003, 11:59 AM

Race four everyone! Read it and weep. Or have a tantrum if you're Bagboy.

RACE 4 - Ruins Raceway

This is the second to last, and second to most difficult track in the cup. The death toll will sharply rise from here on out as the tracks become increasingly more hostile. Look out of a window in the ruins. See that big open space? This track's in there, and it's a toughie. The racers start on a straight, but the track divides into three almost immediately. The three mini-roads corkscrew round each other. (If you've played F-Zero GX and played the trident track you'll know what I mean.) Unortunately, these dangerous features also have no barriers. The tracks rejoin, and there is a sharp turn to the left. After a short straight, there are two S-bends end on end. Not nice for vehicles with poor maneuverability. Another sharp left, and another pair of S-bends. Another short straight, then the track splits again. This time, it doesn't corkscrew. The three mini-roads are parralel, and end abruptly with a large drop off onto one large road. Yet another sharp left, and the track is plain sailing from there. A long straight, yet another sharp left, and the final straight. Oh, I forgot to mention this last section is strewn with land mines. Enjoy!

BTW, if you're dying repeatedly, its by bad luck. I don't have anything against anyone, even Bagboy, who unfortunately dies here. Again.

Broom Broom! Whirr Whirr! Chug Chug! Ow my Back! Shut up Shoehorn!

3...
2...
1...
(This event sponsored by D-cell cola - The only soft drink that lets you grow organic blades from your arms and develop chitinous armour all over your skin! It also tastes of cherry.)
GO!

The vehicles blast off the starting line with a mighty blast of polluting fumes. The Oran Looby Chair and the Flowing Car are side by side, but what's this? Belqvar throws his entire can of silly string into the water! It dissolves, making the water massively sticky. The Flowing car slows to a snail's pace as everyone and I MEAN EVERYONE passes it by. The crowd are booing like mad by the time the vehicles reach the split. Teh Smoooth Operator and The -er- Bike, take the far left. Captain Sissy tries to steal from the other vehicle like the pikey he is, it worked last time, but he is rammed. He sails from the track squealing for his mummy.

#19 CAPTAIN SISSY is out of the race!

Caffiene and The Relam-A-Go-Go are side by side on the middle track. they both try to ram simultaneously, and end up bouncing off each other! Both tumble from opposite sides of the track, but by a stroke of fortune, Relam lands on the lower track, and, more significantly, the Box of Card. Vagabond Bond screams as the hover engines cook his face, the radiowaves turn his brain into spam.

(SUPER FUN HAPPY MESSAGE! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif Remember kids, spam is born in microwaved/retarded human brains, and is transmitted via the internet to your inbox, where it takes the form of Xanax advertisements. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif )

#10 ODIE
and
#7 VAGABOND BOND are out of the race!

At the end of the corkscrew, the Chaos Buggy and the Brotherly Love are ramming each other furiously. Garanz fails to notice the upcoming S-Bend and slams into the side, with only it's good grip standing between it and a trip into the abyss. The Big Ass Katana takes the turns with ease, but the Dark Thunder gets agressive and tries to ram it. It fails, and accidentaly copies Garanz2 almost exactly. It kisses the wall, but doesn't fall. The Red-Box-Car-Rover crashes into the RAcasheal drive from behind at full speed, costing itself speed but pulverising the lighter vehicle on the Corner.

#12 Doomed2K is out of the race!

The Triangle-Mobile passes the Wooden Shoehorn by on the second set of S-bends, and Triangleman laughs at Alicia as he passes her by, but his laughs turn to screams as he remembers that genetics > genometry. The Camoflak and the Model-T Ford are side by side, and both vehicles grind against each other, sending sparks everywhere. The Sparks spray all over Mittenman, allowing the Rappy Bike to take a well-deserved lead! The Ultra Barrel smashes into Kamikaze, slamming the truck into the wall. The F-Zero machine speeds away as the Demo Truck turns green! RUN FOR YOUR FRIGGIN' LIVES!

*Insert Loud Explosion such as BOOM, BLAM, or KABLOOIE Here*

The blast sends the Silent Fear tumbling through the blue yonder, Sends the Sonic Duck into a frenzy of panicked quacking, singes the Happy Gnome and Blue, and obliterates the Oran Lobby Chair! Half the mines in the minefield detonate, turning the area into a crater-strewn wasteland.

#27 KAMIKAZE
and
#4 SCOTT
and
#24 BELQVAR are out of the race!

The vehicles handle the drop-off well, and move on to the minefield. Teh Smooooth Operator skilfully rams the Red-Box-Car-Rover into a mine, completely destroying the tekker's machine.

#23 HIGGINS is out of the race!

GIMME A 'T'! GIMME A 'U' WITH UMLAUTS! (or however they're spelt) Wait, that's not right... LAP TWO!

Rick Hunter fires missiles from his Veritech, and they split up to hunt their targets. The Shoppong cart trundles along happily, until a warhead blasts it to metal shards. The second missile obliterates the Relam-A-Go-Go, showering the Ultra Barrel with metal shards. A gillchic's head lands on the bonnet and starts crackling with electricity, but a quick swerve dislodges it. It falls to the floor and explodes, singeing the Big Ass Katana.

#22 BAGBOY
and
#21 RELAM are out of the race!

The remaining competitors charge round the second set of S-bends, throwing all manner of ordinance at each other. Teh C-Unit Pimpmobile deploys it's secret weapon, the C-UNIT BUSTACAPINYOASSOMATIC 2000! it starts firing bullets in all directions, dealing small damage to everyone around while playing an annoying voice caption over, and over, and zzzzzzz...

Oops, i fell asleep. Anyway, the Chaos Buggy takes a bullet in it's tyre, and swerves out of control. The Sgt. Bravely hangs on for dear life as the vehicle careens all over the track. The Veritech, flying low, has to dodge to avoid being hit. The buggy finally comes to a stop in one of the mine craters, where it putters out the last of it's engine's life.

#30 SGT.CHAO is out of the race!

*LAP TREE! It's a plant that sits in your lap like a small annoying dog! Only ?19.99!*

Now that out informecial is over, it's on to LAP THREE!

The Camoflak is firing it's flak cannons at the Wooden Shoehorn, but Raikage has a trick up his metal sleeve. He pulls out his cheap homing missile and fires. The jeep is blasted from the track, and smashes into the central structure. In fact, it goes in through a window, and is mobbed by dimenians. Not the killing type, but the lawyer type. Both ugly AND annoying!

#20 SEPH ARIGATO is out of the race!

The rappy Bike fires a missile, which scores a glancing hit on Itchy And Scratchy. The vehicle skids to a halt, allowing itself to scab back over. Teh Smooooth Operator and Teh C-Unit Pimpmobile are neck and neck in 'teh' lead, but the Operator is somehow avoiding all the bullets. Must be the genie. Badbitz wishes the gun would point straight down, and it does. Teh C-unit Pimpmobile perforates itself, and explodes spectacularly, knocking Badbitz off course!

#28 20CENT MARZBAR is out of the race!

It's down to the Wooden Shoehorn and the Rappy Bike on the minefield, toenails and barta shots are flying everywhere. Alicia is running her tight yellow dress off (Not literally, hentai fans) and a well placed Barta jams up the bike's wheel! Alicia crosses the finishing line in first place, the rappy bike second, and Teh Smooooth Operator is in third!

Voila les scores:

1st #2 RAIKAGE on the WOODEN SHOEHORN! 133 + 100 = 233 points!
2nd #18 SORD on the RAPPY BIKE! 143 + 93 = 236 points!
3rd #15 BADBITZ on TEH SMOOOOTH OPERATOR! 154 + 87 = 241 points!

4th #8 Itchy and Scratchy 188 + 81 = 269 points
5th #29 Veritech 67 + 76 = 143 points
6th #16 Big Ass Katana 114 + 71 = 185 points
7th #9 Ultra Barrel 121 + 66 = 187 points
8th #3 Blue 137 + 62 = 199 points
9th #4 Happy Gnome 122 + 81 = 203 points
10th #5 Sonic Duck 96 + 54 = 150 points
11th #11 Cloud of the Dark Mitten 132 + 50 = 182 points
12th #26 Model T Ford 104 + 47 = 151 points
13th #13 Triangle-Mobile 44 + 71 = 115 points
14th #17 Dark Thunder 124 + 41 = 165 points
15th #1 Brotherly Love 111 + 38 = 149 points
16th #25 Flowing Car 166 + 35 = 201 points

17th #28 Teh C-Unit Pimpmobile 70 points
18th #20 Camoflak 85 points
19th #30 Chaos Buggy 71 points
20th #6 Government Pig 107 points
21st #21 Relam-A-Go-Go 178 points
22nd #22 Shoppong Cart 27 points (Oh dear.)
23rd #23 Red-Box-Car-Rover 88 points
24th #24 Oran Lobby Chair 218 points
25th #14 Silent fear 66 points
26th #27 Red Alert 2 Demo Truck 252 points
27th #12 Racasheal Drive 91 points
28th #7 Box Of Card 91 points
29th #10 Caffiene 185 points
30th #19 Bike 81 points

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[ This Message was edited by: Garanz2 on 2003-12-31 11:56 ]

badbitz

Dec 31, 2003, 12:41 PM

wow..
am i leading in points?
wow

KaFKa

Dec 31, 2003, 12:54 PM

eighth? aww...

-Z

Dec 31, 2003, 01:34 PM

now thats the kind of boom i'm talking about! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

awaitng the grand finale!
(hopes pionner 2 is about to become a neuclear wasteland ^_^)

Belqvar

Dec 31, 2003, 04:06 PM

Man, my holiday luck is running out. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif Can we please hold off the final race untill Christmas rolls around again? I can't wait to read the final race! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Robo47

Dec 31, 2003, 04:25 PM

*jumps out of my machine*
*gets some cola, Pepsi cola*
*drinks it*
Ahh refreshing!
*Guy in a suit hands me a bag of money*
*people stare at me*
Look, I'm an android, I can actually taste stuff!

*Helps Sgt. Chao out of his crater*
Sgt. Chao: My wadio is busted!

Robo47: I was wondering why you haven't called in another air strike.

Sgt. Chao: Heh...

Relam

Dec 31, 2003, 05:18 PM

NOOOOOOOO! It's gonna take days! Days to super-glue my car back together! -=goes off to the Mines to hunt for more parts=-

Robo47

Dec 31, 2003, 05:23 PM

Here Relam, take the parts I had from my last trip!
*presses a button*
*a huge dumpster of Mines-droid pieces fall between the two RAcasts*

deathreaper

Jan 1, 2004, 12:54 AM

Garanz2 I can't do the updated scores till tommorow
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif but I'll try and do them tonight!

deathreaper

Jan 1, 2004, 07:14 PM

okay updated results are here!

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1st #8 Itchy and Scratchy = 269 points
2nd #27 Red Alert 2 Demo Truck = 252 points
3rd #15 BADBITZ on TEH SMOOOOTH OPERATOR!=241 points!
4th #18 SORD on the RAPPY BIKE! = 236 points
5th #2 RAIKAGE on the WOODEN SHOEHORN! = 233 points
6th #24 Oran Lobby Chair = 218 points
7th #4 Happy Gnome = 203 points
8th #25 Flowing Car = 201 points
9th #3 Blue = 199 points
10th #9 Ultra Barrel = 187 points
11th #16 Big Ass Katana = 185 points
12th #10 Caffiene = 185 points
13th #11 Cloud of the Dark Mitten = 182 points
14th #21 Relam-A-Go-Go = 178 points
15th #17 Dark Thunder = 165 points
16th #26 Model T Ford = 151 points
17th #5 Sonic Duck = 150 points
18th #1 Brotherly Love = 149 points
19th #29 Veritech = 143 points
20th #13 Triangle-Mobile = 115 points
21st #6 Government Pig = 107 points
22nd #12 Racasheal Drive = 91 points
23rd #7 Box Of Card = 91 points
24th #23 Red-Box-Car-Rover = 88 points
25th #20 Camoflak = 85 points
26th #19 Bike = 81 points
27th #30 Chaos Buggy = 71 points
28th #28 Teh C-Unit Pimpmobile = 70 points
29th #14 Silent fear = 66 points
30th #22 Shoppong Cart = 27 points

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lol can't wait for the FINAL RACE!

Lone_Wolf_Nasca

Jan 1, 2004, 08:46 PM

Wohoo !!! Loving the race so far http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif !! Congrats on the Kasami Bracer Kafka http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif !!

badbitz

Jan 1, 2004, 09:15 PM

3rd place O_O

Robo47

Jan 3, 2004, 04:49 PM

Where'd Sord go? He hasn't posted anything for like, six weeks.

Belqvar

Jan 3, 2004, 09:30 PM

hey, i still have a chance to win first place!
*prepares can of silly string*

Mixfortune

Jan 4, 2004, 01:56 PM

Hopefully I'll make it to triple digits -_- http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

MQuantum

Jan 4, 2004, 03:42 PM

I have the feeling that either you don't like me or I have really bad luck... Oh, wait, I haven't wo anything since a game of Bingo... 6 years ago?

>.< it's the luck...

I'll still win! I'll get first over all! *reviews scores* So, first on this next race gets how many points? 600? j/k

Skuda

Jan 4, 2004, 05:32 PM

YAY!! 7th!...I think I jynxed myself... o well...

deathreaper

Jan 5, 2004, 10:31 PM

question! how long till the final race is posted?
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_hamster.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_hamster.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_hamster.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_hamster.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_hamster.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_hamster.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_hamster.gif

Sord

Jan 5, 2004, 11:57 PM

Weird comment

Sord: I'm in fourth! How you like them toe nails?!

English man:*knaws on the toe nails* they're rather quite tasty

Garanz2

Jan 6, 2004, 08:33 AM

Final up tonight or tomorrow at the latest. Maybe in about 1/2 an hour if I write hard enough.

Write, Garanz! WRITE! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_bondage.gif

Belqvar

Jan 6, 2004, 06:04 PM

Write Faster! *whips Garanz2* http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif ..... wait, if i whip him, i might not win the final race.....hmmmmm

Garanz2

Jan 7, 2004, 09:05 AM

RACE FIVE - PIONEERING FINALE

This is the final race in the cup, and by far the hardest. This track will definitely separate the men from the boys. More racers will be knocked out here than ever before, so put on your wishing caps and hope for a friggin' miracle!

The track begins in the central dome of Pioneer Two, parralel with Principal Tyrell's platform. Immediatley after the starting grid, the track remains straight, and has barriers, but takes a considerable downward tilt. It continues straight, at the exact same tilt, even when it reaches the inner edge of the dome. It goes through the dome into a long pipe, onto the front spike of Pioneer Two. The track then continues straight along the spike, but is riddled with difficult-to-avoid mines. At the end of the spike, the track splits into three thinner pipes, each leading down towards the planet's surface. Furthermore, there are boost strips everywhere. Even the slow vehicles will be blurs here. No more mines from here on though, thank God. These small pipes run adjacent to each other, still going perfectly straight. Perfect for random ramming! They enter Ragol's atmosphere, and the pipes merge back into one track, which makes a perfect circle around the central dome. The track then enters another pipe, going uphill a looong way, with even more boosts, until it reaches Pioneer Two again. This time, the track is suspended from the underside of the ship! It enters the spike from underneath, and then proceeds to enter the dome once more. It corkscrews around the Principal's tower, going uphill sharply, before rejoining the starting line. To make matters worse, this section of the track is layered with thick ice, and has no sides! Sounds hard? You have no idea...

As the racers start their propulsion systems, Tyrell settles down into his comfy chair with a big bag of doritos. He makes Irene hold the dip, while the scientist twins fan him with rappy fans. Slave driver!

3...
2...
1...
GO! (I honestly can't think of anything witty to put into brackets right now, so ha ha.)

The Rappy Bike immediately tries to crash into the Wooden Shoehorn, but Alicia's not having any of it! She uses gibarta for once, mashing the bike with shards of ice. One of the tyres pops, but the bike stays on the track! the track takes it's downward tilt, and the racers speed up dramatically! Teh C-Unit Pimpmobile takes the drop with ease, but Camoflak crashes into Blue in midair! Blue's engine starts leaking petrol all over the track, while Camoflak spirals into the city, impacting spectacularly with a building.

#20 SEPH ARIGATO is out of the race!

The Ultra Barrel 4x and the RAcasheal Drive blast past the box of card, leaving Bond choking on fumes. Relam's machine crashes headlong into the Shoppong Cart, taking off both back wheels. Bagboy gets out and starts pushing as everyone else speeds past. The mass of racers reach the pipe, and start the long straight down the nosecone of Pioneer Two. The Flowing Car engulfs the Brotherly Love, making Garanz short-circuit. He slows to a stop, but Garanz2 jumps out and starts running! Run, Me, run! The Triangle-mobile spins, and the sharp angles tear several holes in the Dark Thunder! The vehicle loses all grip as it's engine is ruptured, and it explodes, obliterating the Chaos Buggy. The Goverment Pig hurtles by, with Gir yelling; "Let's make biscuits! Let's make biscuits!"

#17 MATRIX
and
#30 SGT.CHAO are out of the race!

Kamikaze's demo truck swerves in front of the Silent Fear. Logical swerves to avoid it, but ends up with a mine stuck under his front bumper. It's bleeping loudly, and Logical ejects. Straight into the roof of the tunnel. Ouch. The Fear explodes, showering the Big Ass Katana with shrapnel. Wolf Nasca takes a steering wheel to the shoulder and nearly passes out. The katana keeps going on autopilot. Where the hell would you get an autopilot for a giant flying sword you ask? That's a secret. (MICROSOFT!) Anyway, the remaining vehicles have now reached the split. Boosts everywhere! they're going so fast they can't even see to attack! G-forces are pulling at their faces and vehicles like putty! Captain Sissy, who has neglected to strap himself into (onto?) his Bike, flips over the back and is run over by Caffiene!

#19 CAPTAIN SISSY is out of the race!

The vehicles blast from the pipe onto the round track circling the central dome! Teh Smoooth Operator shunts Itchy and Scratchy, which, at such high speed, loses control. It slams into the side, taking off a sizeable chunk of armour, before flipping off the track and into the trees.

#8 RASH THE DISEASE is out of the race!

The vehicles complete the loop, and start up the uphill tube. the Red-Box-Car-Rover scrapes along the side after taking a harsh ram from the Oran Lobby Chair, and the red box becomes a red pentagon-ended thing. Now on the underside of Pioneer Two, the racers are all over the track, ramming each other left and right, but no lasting damage is being caused. Up into the ship, and we reach the icy spiral! The Happy Gnome starts up the slope, but it's smooth china feet slip and slide on the ice. It does the splits, and shatters, dumping Scott onto the track. He hits the track facefirst, and gets his tongue stuck on the ice. Ouch. The Cloud Of The Dark Mitten swerves to avoid the flying pottery chunks, and succeeds, but now it's flying too low! IT'S CONDENSING ONTO THE TRACK! Mittenman's vehicle disappears completely, leaving the wooly one to slide on his front back down. Garanz2 treads on him as he runs.

#4 SCOTT
and
#11 MITTENMAN are out of the race!

The leaders pass the starting line, and Tyrell makes his slaves throw confetti. LAP TWO!

The Ultra Barrel opens fire with it's machine guns as soon as it passes the line! Remember Blue's oil spill earlier? That's right. A boom to put even Kamikaze to shame. The Veritech and the Government pig are both incinerated. One of the Veritech's rocket-loaded wings breaks off and lands on Tyrell's desk. He stares at it quizically, absent-mindedly slurping a milkshake. It fires a missile over his shoulder, which, by fluke, blasts the Sonic duck.

#29 RICK HUNTER
and
#6 GIR
and
#5 ZELUTOS are out of the race!

Down onto the slope, and all is chaos! Weapons are flying everywhere! Into the mine-laden pipe, and the Flowing Car is hit by the triangle beam! The wave is locked into a triangular shape and stops flowing! It freezes into ice, trapping L.Soldier and his surfboard.

"Wow, This sucks."

"It sure does." Replies Logical2u, trying to peel his brain from the ceiling.

#25 L.SOLDIER is out of the race!

Into the thin speedway, and Raikage draws his cheap-ass homing missile. He launches it backwards, and it obliterates Teh Smooooth Operator! Teh hulking wreck clogs up the track, so while others speed past in the other two tubes, Relam crashes into it. Oh, the humanity!

#15 BADBITZ
and
#21 RELAM are out of the race!

Round the loop, with almost half the competitors gone. The vehicles blast back up to Pioneer Two, with no more fatalities. For now at least...

Up the spiral, and the RAcasheal Drive slams into the demo truck. It begins to glow again! RRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN! (or drive). Kamikaze leaps from the window and off of the track, onto the platform of the hunters' section... Meanwhile the truck detonates, annihilating both Caffiene and the RAcasheal drive. A large quantity of the ice is melted, and flows back down the pipe, knocking over several of the back runners. The rappy bike gets water in it's engine and sputters to a stop. Sord leaps out and starts to run along with the others.

#10 ODIE
and
#12 DOOMED2K are out of the race!

FINAL LAP! Yells Tyrell, sticking a long, hairy part of his body into his newfound missile launcher.

"Principal, get your arm out of there! It could explode!"

"Oh, right. Sorry."

(Got you again Hentai fans!)

The few remaining racers blast down the slope into the mine-filled pipe. Teh C-unit Pimpmobile and the Oran lobby Chair hold the lead, and are fiercely trying to ram each other into the mines. Wait... what's that sound? there's a

NAME: Gunbuster
APPEARANCE: Mazda RX-7 SPIRIT (Black)
STRENGTHS: able to use turbo-thrusters during crazy u-turns
WEAKNESSES: turbo-thrusters goes too fast and car scratches the wall
WEAPON: INSANE MACHINE-GUNS & OBLITERATING MISSILS/Turbo-Thrusters
WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT:
INSANE MACHINE-GUNS & OBLITERATING MISSILS: Attacks all cars in 1km radius.
Turbo-Thrusters: (Self-explanatory)

Coming up fast from behind! Who's that in the driver's seat? It's Kamikaze! OMG! WTF! It fires 'OBLITERATING MISSILS', which annihilate The Chair and the Pimp, sending shreds of metal and upholstery in all directions!

#28 20CENT MARZBAR
and
#24 BELQVAR are out of the race!

The Model-T Ford is giving the Triangle-mobile a battering down the speed pipes. There's triangular stuff everywhere! OMFG 'OBLITERATING MISSILS!' The Ford is blown to pieces by the stupidly powerful weapon as Kamikaze laughs manically, scoring yet another kill.

#26 HENRY FORD is out of the race!

the few remaining vehicles start the loop round the dome, and Robo47 activates his lightning! He then proceeds to run over the tiny Wooden Shoehorn and takes the lead!

#2 RAIKAGE is out of the race!

Up the pipe back into the ship, and the leaders are heading up the spiral, bravely dodging 'OBLITERATING MISSILS' and 'INSANE MACHINE GUNS'! Robo uses a boost, blasting up the slope, past the finishing line! Robo47 wins the final race! it's now down to Kamikaze and Triangleman for second and third places! / BEAM! Kamikaze's now triangular wheels slip on the ice and his vehicle falls from the track, into the blackness of the deep city, with Kamikaze screaming 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' and so on.

#27 KAMIKAZE is out of the race!

SCORES FOR THIS RACE:

1st #9 ROBO47 in the ULTRA BARREL 4X! 187 + 100 = 287 points!
2nd #13 TRIANGLEMAN in the TRIANGLE-MOBILE! 115 + 93 = 208 points!
3rd #23 TEKKER HIGGINS in the RED-BOX-CAR-ROVER! 88 + 87 = 175 points!

4th #16 Big Ass Katana 185 + 81 = 266 points
5th #1 Brotherly Love 149 + 76 = 225 points
6th #22 Shoppong Cart 27 + 71 = 98 points
7th #7 Box Of Card 91 + 66 = 157 points
8th #3 Blue 199 + 62 = 261 points
9th #18 Rappy Bike 236 + 58 = 294 points

10th #27 Red Alert 2 Demo Truck - 252 points
11th #2 Wooden Shoehorn - 223 points
12th #26 Model T Ford - 151 points
13th #28 Teh C-Unit Pimpmobile - 70 points
14th #24 Oran Lobby Chair - 218 points
15th #10 Caffiene - 185 points
16th #12 RAcasheal Drive - 91 points
17th #21 Relam-A-Go-Go - 178 points
18th #15 Teh Smooooth Operator - 241 points
19th #25 Flowing Car - 201 points
20th #5 Sonic Duck - 150 points
21st #6 Government Pig - 107 points
22nd #29 Veritech - 143 points
23rd #11 Cloud Of The Dark Mitten - 182 points
24th #4 Happy Gnome - 203 points
25th #8 Itchy And Scratchy - 269 points
26th #19 Bike - 81 points
27th #14 Silent Fear - 66 points
28th #30 Chaos Buggy - 71 points
29th #17 Dark Thunder - 165 points
30th #20 Camoflak - 85 points

THE FINAL STANDINGS ARE AS FOLLOWS:

And the grand champion, with Two Hundred and Ninety Four points, is:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif SORD! on the RAPPY BIKE! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

In a close, and well-deserved second, with a commendable Two Hundred and Eighty Seven points:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif ROBO47 in the ULTRA BARREL 4X! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

And our runner up for the title, with Two Hundred And Sixty Nine points:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif RASH THE DISEASE in the ITCHY AND SCRATCHY! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Special thanks to:
My PC, for making this possible,
My calculator, for saving me a lot of paper and time,
My notepad, for sacrificing 6 whole pages to planning this,
Deathreaper, for updating the standings after the races,
PSOW for hosting the cup,
And everyone who submitted a vehicle and helped to make this a fun experience!

But what will the next tournament be? You'll have to wait and see! CLOSE CURTAIN!

"Umm...Garanz2, I hate to break this to you but...we don't have a curtain."

"...damn..."

[ This Message was edited by: Garanz2 on 2004-01-07 09:48 ]

Lone_Wolf_Nasca

Jan 7, 2004, 11:58 AM

YEAH !! I GET TO POST FIRST http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif !!!
WOOHHOOO FOURTH PLACE http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif!! TODAY IS A GOOD DAY INDEED http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif !!

KaFKa

Jan 7, 2004, 01:04 PM

damn... fourth place in points... almost there... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

Robo47

Jan 7, 2004, 02:58 PM

woohoo! I got teh 2!

MQuantum

Jan 7, 2004, 04:17 PM

You must have had no idea what you were doing to me...

The entire tim,e I was reading and reading hoping against all hope my car would not be smashed/burned/bashed/exploded/"fall off the track"-ed/"hurt in any other insanely mean way"-ed.

AND IT CAME TRUE! I made SEVENTH PLACE! WOOT! I have triumphed over you all today with my self-recognized victory!

*sniff* i'm so proud of you, me... *sniff*

Sord

Jan 7, 2004, 05:00 PM

WOOHOO I WON!!! *looks at Seph crushed by buildings* I think i know how to kill him if i decide to kill any main characters, although i probably won't but then again...

Belqvar

Jan 7, 2004, 06:52 PM

Yeah! I didn't win..... i could've, but i didn't.... i had a chance, but then i died.... ah well. I wonder wat the next tourny will be... is Garanz2 open to sugestions?

Kadou

Jan 7, 2004, 07:26 PM

Meh, blagh, merf, and other words often used to express boredom, confusion, or frustration.

"*crying* I miss you cupcake.."

-Z

Jan 7, 2004, 10:09 PM

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo ooooooo"

*splat*

awww garanz, ya got my hopes up at the end and everything http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif . o well. on the bright side, I BOOM YOU ALL!! MWUAHAHAHHAHA!!!
...
*sigh*

it always seems my victories are hindered by triangle man... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

good job on the whole thing! ^_^

Jaks

Jan 7, 2004, 10:12 PM

Next tornament I will have the ultimate enemy to triangleman, Circleman!

Why did Sgt.Chao get knocked out so much?

deathreaper

Jan 7, 2004, 10:18 PM

no! i lost im so sad! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif
and after all i did http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif oh well hope there is another tournament!

Mixfortune

Jan 8, 2004, 04:34 AM

Seems like I made it into the triple digits after all http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Garanz2

Jan 8, 2004, 06:52 AM

On 2004-01-07 15:52, Belqvar wrote:
Yeah! I didn't win..... i could've, but i didn't.... i had a chance, but then i died.... ah well. I wonder wat the next tourny will be... is Garanz2 open to sugestions?

I have a few ideas, but I'm open to suggestions. PM them to me if you have any ideas. I'm going to try and make the next tourney another classic 32-man knockout like the first two, but any other interesting ideas are very welcome.

Congrats to our winners, comisserations to our losers, and free pie to everyone else inbetween!

Stormsworder

Jan 9, 2004, 11:05 PM

... I feel so humiliated. But Rick Hunter shall return with a better Veritech. PS: This was what the Veritech looked like.

http://www.robotech.com/community/fan/art/viewfanart.php?id=47

Temjin-On

Jan 9, 2004, 11:09 PM

Runner up for title! I feal special! I mean damn! Rash did well!

Garanz2

Jan 11, 2004, 03:57 PM

Like I said, I am open to any suggestions as to the next tournament. I have a few ideas as to the format, but a few suggestions wuld also be appreciated. Please PM me your ideas! Right now I'm thinking about;

MAG Tournament - Each player makes up a MAG and they fight in the classic 32-man knockout format

Del Tournament - Same format as the MAG tournament, except all the entrants have to be some kind of D-cell mutation

Phantasy Star Unreal Tournament - Unreal tournament, but set in PSO! weird physics, big guns, and plenty of gore. Similar format to the race cup.

Sord

Jan 11, 2004, 04:00 PM

I like the PSOUT idea