What a Crazy n00b 8

[Jaks]

(decided to ressurect for reason unkown to even myself)


The High Council of Science at Pioneer 2.

Montague: And for our first order of-
Elenor:*just walked in* Anybody seen my recharger.
Mome: You're pretty!
Elenor: Thank you!
Montague: Hey, don't talk to him, that guy is so stupid he needed the recipe for ice.
Elenor: -_- sorry Doctor.
Everyone else: Which one?
Elenor _/ *whispers* idiots.
Ult: Hey sis, Kireeks on the phone!
Elenor: Omigod! Not Kireek! The Kireek?! The hottest bot on Pioneer 2 Kireek?!
Ult: It is!!
*Elenor and Ult leave*
Montague: Kireek?*presses a button that activates an intercom inside Elenor*

*The Montague residence*
Elenor: Sure I'd like to g-
Kireek:What?
Montagues voice: Kireek you Ratbastard! Come near my daughters again and it'll be your head!
Kireek: Hey! Shut up!

*Science dudes again*
Mome: I think we need to get my pet snake out of that icky sewer!
otherScientist1: Beta 772 is not your pet! It frickin hates you
Mome: Yeah sure, Mr.Tickles attacks me when I offer him food and everyone thinks he hates me!
oS2: We ought to do something about the way Grape-Nuts aren't Grapes and not Nuts.
Montague: You've been pitching that idea for three years! Nobody cares!
oS2: ;_;
*phone rings*
Montague: Hello?
Elenor: Hi daddy, can we have a few friends over?
Montague: Yeah, but remember the rules.
Elenor: Thanks daddy!

*later*
Montague:*arrives home* I'm home girls!
no response
Montague: Girls? *goes upstairs*
*opens his "daughters" bedroom door*
Montague:*sees Elenor and Ult removing their front plates in front of Kireek* Dammit!
Elenor:*gasp Daddy! I didn't know you'd be home early!
Montague:*picks up a 386 and throws it at Kireek* Here do something with this, you pig!
Kireek:*catch* Grandma?!
386: BEEP

*more later*
Montague: You girls are in so much trouble!
Ult: We're sorry dad..
Elenor: *robot crying*
Montague: Now bith of you go down to our low-tech basement where the only thing to talk to is the ancient toaster!
Elenor and Ult: Nooo! not that!
Montague: GO!!
Elenor and Ult:*sulk their way downstairs*
*door slams shut*
Montague: *Evilgrin* *opens front door* Sorry to keep you waiting.
Sue: it's okay, now then, lets get you some real children.

*10 minutes later*
Montague: Yeah I'd like to adopt a child.
Social Worker: Sign here please.


END

[Lone_Wolf_Nasca]

Hilarious http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif !!

[HUnewearl_Meira]

Nice twist at the end. Perhaps these are starting to get better.

[Jaks]

Thanks http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Temjin-On]

I seriously wish I could write funny like that.

[Jaks]

On 2004-01-09 14:52, Temjin-On wrote:
I seriously wish I could write funny like that.



I thought your fic "Appearance of Abnormality" was funny.

[Zzzzzz]

We should raise a root beer to Jaks and Temjin-On for
their funny fanfics!
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[Jaks]

Chug! Chug! (Choo choo! ^_^ )

[Temjin-On]

*drinks the beer* Thanks alot.

[Sord]

*fills mine with wine instead* i've sipped beer, don't like it. Wine is another story. *chug A bobble adn bagenz to warble*

[Jaks]

What was your favorite part?
>everybody

[Sord]

either Ult, Elenor, and Kireek, or the twist

[Temjin-On]

probably everything. Hmm the next fic twist, what if Elly and Mome had kids? The machine fetish-stupid line spouting cant heal themselves horror! lol. Thatd be great, Montague gets a child that was Mome and Ellys.

[Sord]

that would be simply weird...and probably utterly hilarious

[Jaks]

Aww hell no buddy!! Maybe if Elly an Calus had kids and everyone was wondering how it happened.

[Sord]

how about somehow Elly ends up giving everyone kids...that would be extremely weird. She's be a ho bot.

[Temjin-On]

hell just read chapter two of appearance of abnormality, its got the Love Bot. but yea the mome-elly connection would be funny as all hell. then mome clones the kids and takes over ragol with his computer loving, utterly stupid cloned kids. Perhaps I should write that in......interesting.

[shinto_kuji]

That was great! Funny funny stuff...

[KaFKa]

great stuff. i loved the last part...

[MQuantum]

Yeah, the adoption part was really not what I thought they were talking about, but I could see Montague needing someone to help him with something like that.

"Uh, what size bolts do they eat? And motor oil?"

"No, sir, they eat cheeseburgers..."

*Boggle* "That's not normal..."

[Zzzzzz]

Methinks they won't last long. Let's drink some oil!
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I just love that smilie.

[Sord]

My favorite smily is:

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[Robo47]

I liked this more than the other 7

"That guy is so stupid he needs the recipe for ice."
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