FanFic: Jacky & Sord the Sato: Chapter 11: The Picnic: Concl

[Sord]

I'm a Sato, Names Sord
By Sord (duh!)

--Biotechnology running --
--Identity: Sato--
--body functioning--
--updating info banks--
--Start living--

"Yawwwwn." A little black Sato opened it?s beady little eyes and stared at a short ugly Fonewm with a humongous black and yellow hat. The Sato thought he looked as ugly as hell, and was utterly frightened.

"AHHHH! UGLY NEWMY GUY!!! UGLY NEWMY GUY!!!" The Sato screamed, floating strate into the ugly FOnewm's gut. The newm let out an "Ugh," from being winded. Also, being the weak idiot he is, fainted. The Sato proceeded to float out of the white room he was in and out a window.

Upon looking down, he relized he was at least twenty stories high. He panicked and screamed, falling and falling and falling. Then the thought finally occurred to him, he could float! So he stopped and hovered just above the ground. He went to kick himself in the head, before realizing he didn't have any legs. So he settled for pawing himself in the forehead.

"Well, let's see. My program says I'm supposed to find a master. Maybe I should go over there." The Sato said, looking at the hunter registration HQ. He began to float over to it. He saw a Hunewearl walking out. She had short purple hair, nearly the same color as her short shorts and small shirt, which seemed really tight on her big breasts and semi-skinny legs. She had walnut shaped eyes, and was rather short. She could only have been sixteen at the most. The Sato went gaga.

He quickly floated up to her. Hovering upside down he said, "You wanna be my master?"

"Umm, who are you?" The teen asked.

"I'm a mag, a Sato to be specific. Every hunter needs a mag, and judging from your new ID, you're a hunter in need of one." The Sato replied, glancing at the purplenum badge.

"You're a mag? I thought mags looked like tear drops. Oh well, I guess you can be my mag. What's your name? Oh, and my name's Jacky, though I had to add three spaces to it to get a Puprlenum to go with all my clothes."

"Umm, ummm, uhhh," The Sato studdered for words, he didn't get a name. He glanced to the right and saw a big yellow blade. "Uhh, my name's sword, yeah, that's my name, sword. It's spelt uhh, um, S-O-R-D."

"Okay then, Sord. I'll be your master for now on."

"WEEEE!" Sord shouted, doing a hover flip and stopping just below the waist on the side of Jacky.

"I thought mags are supposed to float above their master's shoulder?" Jacky said, more of a question than a statement.

"Ummm, errrrm, I'm special? Sord said, putting on an innocent grin.

"If you say so." Jacky said. Then the two began to walk/hover away, Sord keeping very close to Jacky.

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[Zzzzzz]

I don't get the float beneath the waist thing. Is it because he's new?
A good short.

[Sord]

On 2004-02-07 22:58, Zzzzzz wrote:
I don't get the float beneath the waist thing. Is it because he's new?
A good short.


think perverted

[Sunblast]

Hehe, I got the waist thing right away. XD Nice short, Sord. Hehe, short sord. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[PhotonDrop]

One problem though, MAGs can only communicate with Androids. To Humans and newmans all they hear are beeps- or meows in this case.

[Solstis]

Is that Montague in the beginning? Or some random Fonewm? If so, Montague is obviously the hottest char in the game (*cough*).

[Robo47]

Monatgue is basically the only NPC that doesn't have a problem.

Bernie - Forgets stuff too much(called himself Barnie once)

Sue - Has a phobia of people that don't tell her their name.

Ash - says he idolizes you but doesn't give you a good weapon as a thank you for saving him in the Forest.

Cicil - Worries about her weight too much

Blant - What the hell was he doing to get killed so fast? Didn't he know Resta?

Kireek - He's an idiot, plain and simple

Elenor - would love your MAG even if it was a hacked version of hers

Sakon - Doesn't realize how powerful you are

Ukon - total loser

Rupika - Why didn't she go back to Pioneer 2 if she was knocked out?

Shino - Can't seem to use anything but Justices.

Zoke - (see Blant) Melee Ranger = nono

Nol - well, I can't think of a problem just yet...

Elly - Computer fetish?

good Calus - ???FOcast???

evil Calus - Purple hair?

Donoph - Counts the enemies you kill into his own score

Alicia - Hildebear obsession?

Lionel - got PWNED!!

Mome - What can I say? He's just Mome!

Soul of a Blacksmith client - gives you a weapon AND money?

Value of Money couple - total idiots

Cake Sisters - cake cake and cake? idiots

Matha Graves - she has no soul, how could someone lose their parents then their best friend and not be traumatized or go insane?

[Sord]

On 2004-02-08 12:43, PhotonDrop wrote:
One problem though, MAGs can only communicate with Androids. To Humans and newmans all they hear are beeps- or meows in this case.


how would you know? They never say Sato's could talk or not. I can do what i want.

[Cowboy]

On 2004-02-08 13:37, Robo47 wrote:


Nol - well, I can't think of a problem just yet...



Is pathetically weak.... Is ugly.. Is stupid... Is having a fling with the principle...

And Sord, I like the story alot! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Sunblast]

Sorry to go offtopic, but I am affraid of your sig, Tracon. I mean, I can't even quote you! It moves too fast!

[Lone_Wolf_Nasca]

Hey this is actually.........good ^_^ (NO REALLY, ITS GOOD NO JOKE http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif )!! You should keep this one up Sord.

[Robo47]

On 2004-02-08 15:30, Sord wrote:


On 2004-02-08 12:43, PhotonDrop wrote:
One problem though, MAGs can only communicate with Androids. To Humans and newmans all they hear are beeps- or meows in this case.


how would you know? They never say Sato's could talk or not. I can do what i want.



You never read the Book of Hunters have you?

[Hikara]

Didn't you read? It's a SPECIAL Sato.... Besides, this is Sord we're talking about. Something different is expected every time he posts!

I thought it was great, the mag talking aside.

[Gnarled_rose]

Hey, I liked this one! Anything with MAGs and women, actually, but those are my low standards talking!
Anyway, pretty funny. Since no one seems to have an interracial relationship problem with Human/Newman/Androids, why not a MAG/Newman thing? Or would that just be an Elly and a calculator type thing?
Nice job, anyway!

[Sord]

Yeah, well, i was bored, and the short before this had some rather good liking to it. So I decided to continue the thing. I guess I'll just update when I feel like it. That will probably be somewhat often, as my perverted thoughts never die down, and I'm bored as hell most of the time.

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Jacky slowly opened her eyes, still tired from the other night. Her new found mag Sord had managed to convince them to take a little "drink." Before long they were quite tipsy. Sord continuously running into walls and saying "Oooo, pretty girl,' before he began to drool a bit. While she proceeded to go to sleep before her headache became worse. That's when Sord turned the radio on.

Jacky looked down herself and saw that Sord was sleeping on the inside curve of her breast. He was lying on his back, facing her. A little bubble came from his nose; it grew big, than small, big, than small.

Soon Jacky got tired of watching the bubble and poked Sord. ""Wha? Oh..." Sord managed to say, before falling back to sleep. Jacky just rolled her eyes and, picking Sord up, laid him on the side of the bed. She proceeded to the kitchen to make breakfast.


After a bit, the bacon Jacky had put on was sizzling and letting off a nice aroma. Suddenly she heard a sound, like a door being forced open. Two seconds later, Sord entered the kitchen. He was obviously following his nose, drifting lazily along the current of smell.

Jacky rolled her eyes as she put the bacon on a paper plate that had a paper towel on it. She left it there, and turned to put more bacon on the pan. When she looked back, Sord was floating there. Only the plate and paper towel were in front of him.

Sord opened his little mouth and said "What is this heavenly food!? It's delicious! Stupendous! Marvelous! Astounding! I must have more!" Jacky just cocked an eyebrow and went back to making more bacon.


Jacky and Sord had just finished breakfast. Jacky had made herself some eggs when the bacon was done, and she ate those, with two strips of bacon. Sord had proceeded to eat the rest of the bacon, in all, he ate two strips short of a pound.

"Your a pig, Sord" Jacky commented.

"No I'm not, I just finished eating pig." Sord said with a mischievous smirk.

"Just make sure you don't bite yourself then." Jacky shot back.

Sord opened his mouth, closed it, opened it, and closed it again. He couldn't think of a comeback. "Err, how about we go, um, shopping." Sord said, trying to change the subject.

"Where?" Jacky asked.

"Umm, how about that lingerie shop down town?"

"What?!" Said Jacky, not quite believing what she heard.

"Uh, I uh, I uh, I said, 'Why don't we go to the grocery store downtown?" Sord managed, an innocent smile on his face.

"Rrrriiight," Jacky said, cocking her eyebrow.

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To be continued when I feel like it.



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[mr_rubbish]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif I think this is the closest we'll get to PSO soft porn! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Zzzzzz]

Why you post twice?
...
...
Mmmmmmmmmmm, bacon...

[Sord]

I was bored, so I made another chapter, i guess these are official chapters now. Here it is:

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"Ooooo, purty lights..." Sord said, zipping through a telepipe to Ragol. The blue circles that seemed to fill his vision practically hypnotized him. Suddenly they disappeared, and he was hovering by Jacky on Ragol.

"What the heck is thi - Hey! What's that yellow birdie over there... How do I know it's a bird?... Oh well" Sord exclaimed, before zipping off toward the rappy. He stopped right in front of it's face.

"Hellow birdie, what's your name?" Sord said in the voice you talk to babies with.

"Pi." The thing said.

"Errrm...I know, your name must be Pi. Hello Pi, my name's Sord."

"Uhh, Sord, that's a rappy. I'm supposed to kill it." Jacky said, a WTH is going on expression on her face.

"Nooooo. Don't kill it. I'll take good care of him. I'll make him bacon everyday and he will help me in eating the bacon. Please?! Pretty please!?" Sord begged.

Suddenly, the cowardly rappy realized Jacky was there and ran off.

"Awwww, you scared it away Jacky." Sord whined.

Jacky just smacked her forehead. What kind of "special" mag was this any ways? Jacky just continued into the next room, Sord following. Suddenly, boomas dug themselves up from the ground. There were three of them.

"AHHH!!! Giant turds!!!" Sord yelled. Jacky just rolled he eyes and pulled out her sabers. She ran at one booma and landed a large slice down it's gut. This severed it's stomach, making the organs and blood ooze out onto the ground. She turned and face the next

She ran straight for it, then spun at the last second, spinning while doing so. Luckily, she was able to hit it's neck, even though the Booma was considerably taller than her. The result was the booma choked on its own blood. The blood it didn't choke on came out of his mouth. He was soon dead.

She turned to the last one. It still hadn't realized that it couldn't take down a hunter at even level one. Jacky ran at it, then when she was little more than within arms reach, she did a sliding crouch and jumped up. The outcome was a booma with a huge mark from the waist up. It wasn't as damaged as the last one with a stomach cut, it's stomach still barely held. That's when it was stupid enough to suck in air for a roar and...[insert nasty skin tearing sound here followed by organ spew].

Sord just hovered there, staring at Jacky, who, ironically, didn't have a drop of blood or a piece of gut on her anywhere. "Weee! Carnage!" Sord whooped. Jacky rolled her eyes and went to a crate. When she opened it and saw what was in it, she let out a small yelp.

"What? What is it?" Sord asked, hovering up to the box.

Jacky proceeded to pull a headband looking thing out of the box. "This is a PB Amplifier," Jacky began to explain, "it lets you gather the abnormal photons from the air and store them, without me killing or getting hurt. You can then turn this energy into a great force."

"Ummm...what?" Sord said dumbly. Jacky opened her mouth to explain further, before Sord shouted "Never mind! Never mind." Jacky rolled her eyes and put the collar on Sord. It closed on his neck, then changed to match his coloring. You couldn't notice it unless you looked real close. "You should be thankful, you don't normally find PB Amplifiers." Sord just shrugged, which for a Sato was hard to do.


So the two continued merrily on, making any monsters they met die. Sord often made comments as, "Ahh! It a giant wasp! I hate stingy things! Hide me!" When a mothmant first appeared. When he first saw a Hildebear he shouted, "One-eyed, one-horned, goant flying purple people eater," before going on to taunt the thing. This resulted in angering it and it hit Jacky.

Suddenly a little sound came out of Sord, one that wasn't normal for him. His data told him he was ready to use his Photon Blast, but the important part was that he was ticked. His hair grew hard and pointed backwards. He laid himself parallel with the ground.

D-cells began to run up his hair, soon you couldn't even see his Sato form. The mass of silvery cells began to take forms and shape itself. It stretched out and finally managed a definite shape. Sord has turned himself into the D-cell serpent, Farlla.

Letting out a strange screech, Sord went straight at the Hildebear. He went through it, clean out the other side, leaving a gaping hole. He wasn't done yet though, he was ticked. He continued to circle and ram himself through the hildebear in various places. Guts flew everywhere, though it never seemed to land on Sord or the amazed Jacky.

When Sord was done, the beast was definitely dead, huge holes all over it, each at least eight inches in diameter. The D-cells on Sord began to retract, move back inside him. He began to take on his original form. In a few more seconds, he was back to his Sato self.

Sord turned to the mutilated Hildebear, now laying on the ground, dead as a dead Hildebear. "She's mine you big, fat, bastard! And you and no one else will take her away from me, she's mine!!!" Sord yelled at it. Then he turned to Jacky and said, "Are you all right? Maybe we should go back and get you some bacon." Jacky rolled her eyes and produced a telepipe.

"Ooooo, purty lights...damnit, they left again!"

[Lone_Wolf_Nasca]

Great stuff Sord ^_^ !! This is an extremely funny fic to read. Oh and one more thing...FEAR THE POWER OF BACON !! Mwahahaha http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif !!!!

[Sord]

It's not as long as the last chapter, but I'm waiting for a PM on something. Then things will pick up, maybe I'll have a long chapter for you. Depends on the reply. Anyways, here's the next chapter.

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"I'm Hot Chocolate and you see me runnin late
cuz I`m always makin time to make your girly feel great.
And I`m Bizzy D from way down town I know how to rock a mic
like the king and his crown.
When I`m on top I`m gonna ball back booty hustlin deals like Mickey Moncotie.
When I wake up I like a pound of BACON,
start off the day with my arteries shakin.
Rock, it's what we're all about,
it's what we live for come on shout it out"

"Ugh!" Jacky said. Why did Sord have to play a song made thousands of years ago at 5:00am in the morning! On top of that, singing with that cartoonie chibi voice of his.

Jacky rolled out of her bed. As soon as she stepped out in the living room she saw Sord doing the head bang while playing air drums and still singing.
"Turn that infernal racket off, Sord!" Jacky yelled. Sord didn't hear her. She went over to her boom box and turned it off.

"Hey, why did you...you look hot. Crap, did I say that?!" Sord said. Jacky was wearing her PJs, which weren't that long. Every time she took a step you could see her white undies with a light, white purple, frilly trim.

"Are you coming on to me Sord?" Jacky asked seriously.

"Umm, uh, damn it! Yes I'm coming on to you..." Sord said, hanging his head in shame.

Before Sord knew what was happening, Jacky had grabbed him and was giving him a noogie sandwich. "Ahh! That hurts! Stop it, Jacky! Your hurting my head and ruining my hair do!" Sord shouted. Jacky stopped.

"So I was right, you were coming on to me. If only you weren't a Sato, your the only umm, person/thingy who likes a girl as short as me." Jacky exclaimed.

It was Sord's turn to raise an eyebrow. After a silent moment, he said he wanted bacon. Jacky just smacked herself in the head, muttering the word "figures."

"Don't worry, I'll cook it." Sord exclaimed, before hovering towards the kitchen.

"Since when do you know how to make bacon?" Jacky asked, following Sord to make sure he wouldn't make a mess of things.

"Since I read a cookbook. I can also make pancakes, cake, and um, all Clexican food." Sord replied.

"Were did you find a cookbook?"

"In your cupboard."

"I still have that?"

"Yes."

"Huh, I thought I sold it. Eh, well, at least it's being put to use. Although, how could you memorize it so fast?"

"I'm a mag, part machine, part life. The machine makes perfect memory very simple."

Jacky just shrugged.


Before long, Sord had made enough bacon to fill him up, with two strips for Jacky. She didn't want all that grease any ways. He also made pancakes for Jacky. They both ate at the table, silent, which wasn't normal. Things were going to change now that Sord's secret was out.

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Well, there it is. Anyways, for those who don't know, Clexican food is my equivalent to Mexican food.

Also, for those who want to know, I'll put up what Jacky looks like. This goes according to character customization on PSO Ep. 1&2 for Gamecube.

Skin: 2nd lightest
Face: The Asian one, with those eyes that have purple eye shadow (#4 I think)
Clothes: Purple #1
Hair: Assuming the character guide is in the same order as the game, #6 (just above shoulders)
Proportion:Move the horizontal line all the way down (I think) and the vertical line very close to the left end.

[Zzzzzz]

Oooo, Sord the Sato is in love...

[Sord]

Okay, this chapter definitly isn't a short. It's above 1300 words. Anyways...plot twist!
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Sord and Jacky were walking through the more remote portions of the forest, looking for something to slay. In the past few days, Jacky had already raised her rank twenty levels.

"So um, when are we going to by more bacon?" Sord asked. He had eaten the last of it that morning.

"Sord, why do you like bacon so much?" Jacky asked, rolling her eyes.

"Because I just do. Maybe that ugly newmy guy made me that way."

"Newmy guy?"

"Dr. Montaque, mispronounce intended. God, that guy makes me sic!" As Sord said this, he made a slight shiver. Why did the first thing he saw have to be that?

The two traveled on, merrily talking about their hatred of Dr. Monatque, before switching to a scientist called Mome. They only stopped a few times to kill any forms of boomas and wolfs, while Sord kept convincing the rappies to run away before they got killed. He really wanted one as a pet though.

As the conversation suddenly switched to a computer fetishist by the name of Elly. Out of no where a hildeblue jumped right behind Jacky. Before anyone could do anything, it fisted Jacky in the back.

She flew forward at a fast pace. Thwump, she had hit a tree. Unfortunately, she had been knocked unconscious. Sord, seeing this, suddenly went into a rage. This was more severe then when Jacky had simply got hit.

Photons suddenly became visible around Sord. He was attracting them at an accelerated rate. He seemed to be in a cloud of the light. It was rapidly moving into him. D-cells began moving along his fur. After a few seconds, the D-cells had morphed into a giant moose.

Despite the sheer stupidity of the appearance, his strength was considerably stronger than that of the serpent form. Sord charged, goring the stunned and amazed hildeblue.

It let out a cry of pain and rage. Grabbing Sord's new antlers, it managed to pull Sord out of him. This was a mistake though, because as soon as he let go of Sord, he rammed his antlers right in the hildeblue's throat. The horn went in the mouth, and through the neck. The body went limp, but the horns still held the head. The result was the body was two heavy for the head, and it tore away, landing on the ground with a sickening thud.

Sord quickly changed back, the head of the hildeblue falling to the ground while doing so. Sord zipped over to Jacky. He put his ear against her chest. ?Good, she's breathing," He thought. "I have to go get help. Where do I go? Where do I go?! That way!" Sord decided, zipping off through the brush.

Sord continued looking for what seemed like hours, but was a mere twenty minutes. Suddenly he stumbled into a clearing. In the middle of it was a metal hut of some sort. It had a few satellites on top that seemed to point in the direction of Pioneer two.

Sord decided he would check it out. He hovered up to an opening, going inside the dim hut. There were wires everywhere; they ran all along the floors and walls. What was this place?

Suddenly a little blue RAcaseal emerged from an adjacent room. It looked like a RAcaseal, but a child.

"Who are you?" the android asked.

"That's not important now, what is, is the fact that my friend is in trouble! Please, you must help me." Sord said.

Suddenly Sord heard a sound of a rifle cocking. He slowly moved his head to see a RAcaseal, but the color was way off. She even had a pair of Del Saber hands!

"Wh, wh, who are you?" Sord stuttered, looking into the barrel of the photon rifle.

"My name is Shurikane, and if you don" Suddenly Sord cut her off.

"Your Shurikane!? The Shurikane?! As in the Shurikane who can make robots and mags into living organisms?!" Sord shouted, this could help him in more than just one way.

"Duh, what are you, stupid? I don't see anyone else on this planet with knives for fingers." Shurikane said, still keeping an expression of 'all business' on her face.

"Good, good. I need you to make me into a human." Sord said.

"Why should I? You're a mag, you have no money, or anything else that could possibly be of value."

"Please, help me. My friend seriously needs my help. Please, help me!"

"Friend? HA! You mean your master. The person they handed you out to from a cardboard box."

"They hand mags out? I joined my master. Please, she's all I have. Please help me!" Sord pleaded, crying silently.

"Why won't you help the mag mommy?" The little HUcaseal asked.

"Mommy? Look Shrike, Shuric, or whatever. My friend means just as much to me as your daughter does to you. Only, in a different way. Please, help me."

Shurikane suddenly got a frown on her face. The mag had hit her were it hurt. Shurikane lowered her weapon. "Fine, but make it quick then, what do you want to look like?"

"Thank you!" Sord exclaimed. He quickly described in detail what he wanted. "Oh, one last thing, can you um, uh," Sord glanced at the kid RAcaseal. Hovering over to Shurikane, he whispered in her ear.

"So, that's your kind of relationship, huh?? Shurikane said, a smirk on her face. "You are one naughty Sato. Anyways, here it goes." Shurikane opened her left hand. A cable shot out and caught Sord right in the stomach.

---system shutdown---
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Sord blinked, once, twice, three times. He looked down. "Ah!" Sord shouted. He was clothe less. Shurike palmed her forehead and went into the other room. She came back out and handed Sord some clothes. Sord quickly put them on.

In the corner of his eye, he saw a mirror. He turned and faced it. He was 5'11". He had long black hair that fell to his shoulder blades. His eyes were a bright green. His skin color was semi-pale; his proportion was skinny-muscular. Then he looked over the clothes.

He was wearing a faded bright orange shirt with the sleeves torn off. He had dark blues jeans, and a black belt through the waist. His tennis-shoes were just black. Although the tan colored, full rimmed hat on his head felt funny, and seemed a little high. He took it off, revealing black Sato ears with a pink inside. Sord just shrugged and put the hat back on.

Suddenly, memories of Jacky came flooding back. "Oh, shit! Thanks Shuri-whatever. I support you and your ideals!" Sord shouted, running out of the hut, past a sleek black car, and into the brush.

In a matter of minutes he was back with Jacky. She was still unconscious. "Good, she's not hurt," Sord said to himself. He quickly rummaged through her pockets. "She has a nice butt," Sord thought. Suddenly he found what he was looking for.

He pulled a small cube out and looked it over. He found a button on it and pressed it, dropping it to the ground. It let out a wave of silent thunder, and then it emitted blue light. Sord picked up Jacky, and stepped through the telepipe, teleporting back to Pioneer 2. As he was moving through the darkness and the blue rings, he began to think to himself.

"How come I didn?t do that when I was a Sato? Oh well, it doesn't matter. Man are things going to change, I'm a human now. I'm going to have to wear this hat to cover my ears though. I wonder how Jacky is going to take this."

Suddenly, Sord saw light again. Things cleared up, and he was standing in the shopping district.
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If i got something wrong Kodiax, please tell me.

If anyone see's any missed ?, please tell me.

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[Lone_Wolf_Nasca]

O.o
!! Just one thing I wish to say.....
BIGGEST PLOT TWIST EVER !!
Man Sord, how do you come up with this stuff ? This is great ^_^ !! Please keep this up !!

[MQuantum]

Funny thing was I was reading some of Kodiax's work today and thinking about it as I was reading this...

It has a way of sticking in your mind...


This is surprzingly slightly Sord-toned down... That's what took me so long to get around to read it. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif I was afraid of what I might find.

[KodiaX987]

Oh my God MQuantum, you were expecting Sord to unf Shuri or something?! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Sord]

Man I'm bored. Here's another chapter. W00tiness!

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"Uh, where am I?" Jacky moaned. She began to sit up, but she let out a yelp as pain shot up her spine. She quickly lay back down.

She heard the quick footsteps of...someone. Suddenly a 17 year old with long black hair and a funny, full rimmed hat rushed in the room. "Your awake! Are you all right Jacky?" He asked, sounding excited.

"Yeah, I'm fine, but who are you?" Then she got a worried expression. "Oh my god, where's Sord?!" She asked, slightly panicky.

"Hey, hey, hey, calm down. Sord is just fine," the guy soothed. "Sord is just fine."

"Were is he then?" Jacky asked, still worried a bit.

"Well, um, uh...."

"Where's Sord, tell me!"

"All right, all right. I don't know exactly how to say this, so I guess I'll show you." The guy said. He removed his hat, revealing his Sato ears.

"Woah, woah, woah. Sord, is that really you?" Jacky ask, putting on a very serious face.

"Well, let me put it this way. Bacon!"

Shock and realization appeared on Jacky's face. "Sord!? What the heck happened to you? Your not a Sato anymore, at least not except for your ears. Although your hair does have that sleek, soft look to it." Jacky said, at first wide-eyed, then back to normal. "But how? How can a mag become human?"

"Well, I guess I'll start from when you were knocked out..."


"And that's what happened" Sord finished.

"Uh, Sord, all you said was 'And that's what happened'" Jacky said to Sord, giving him a stupid look.

"Err right, this is how it went..."


"And that's the story." Sord finished for real.

"You met Shurikane, as in the Shurikane that has all the police and army after? Geez, well, I guess that's the only logical explanation. Although, your human now, so don't you lose all your powers?" Jacky asked.

"Well, actually, no, I don't. I can still hover around, and most likely use photon blasts."

"Ok, this is just weird. I've seen a house fly, I've seen a horse fly, I've never seen an elephant fly, or a human for that matter."

"Well, it's true." Sord said. He hovered himself a few feet above the bed. This made a strange appearance as though he was sitting on an invisible chair. He slowly lowered himself down on the bed.

He then shifted himself so that he was laying next to Jacky. He then laid his arm under her head, and held her gently at the elbow. She managed to move closer to him, laying her head on his chest. She liked the up and down movement of it. She also realized that Sord's heart was beating rapidly, very rapidly. She let out a little giggle and then calmed down.

"It's odd, isn't it?" Jacky said.

"What is?" Sord asked.

"Well, just the other day, I realized you were hitting on me, and now your human. Which means we could, um, well, pursue a more intimate relationship."

"Yeah, well, um, uh, damn it's hard to talk to you about this stuff."

Jacky just giggled a bit more, Sord blushing.

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So, everything works out, but will they be able to have this relationship. Will Sord be able to keep his hat on all the time, I mean, what about restraunts? These question may or may not (most likely not) be answered in the next chapter of Jacky and Sord the Sato (who is now human, so, we must ask ourselves: What about the title?)

[Sord]

One last thing, night everyone! Damn computer time limit...*curses*

[Lone_Wolf_Nasca]

The abnormality is out there and it wants...BACON !! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif
Good stuff Sord http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif !! Keep it up ^_^ !! (At the speed you are posting chapters this is going to have 12 chapters in one more week !! or more maybe http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif )

[Zzzzzz]

Sord, you changed locations? No wonder I couldn't find you...

[Sord]

WARNING: This chapter contains sexual situations, nudity, and sexual humor. If any of this offends your or anyone close to you, I highly suggest you not read this chapter. In fact, I suggest you stop reading this fic.

Sord awoke, feeling a bit giddy due to the fact that Jacky had fallen asleep in his arms. When he thought over, he found it strange that he should be feeling the way he was. After all, he had always slept on, or in between, Jacky's breasts when he was a Sato. So why did he feel this way now?

He sighed. He guessed it had something to do with being human, thus allowing for a more "intimate," relationship as Jacky had put it. It made sense. When he was a Sato, the closest they could get was on an emotional level. Now Sord was a human, and could now go into the physical half of a relationship, in other words, kissing, sex, and sexually based activities.

Sord sighed again. He managed to maneuver Jacky off of him. Getting out of bed, he searched for a pen and paper. He finally found some and wrote a note to Jacky.

Gone to get a Resta disk, be back in a bit.
-Love Sord

Sord walked back into the bedroom. He looked around for a place to put the note where Jacky would see it immediately as well as to be able to reach it. Finally deciding, he rolled the paper up.

Sord slowly began to slip the note between Jacky's breasts. Before he could finish, Jack let out a yawn and woke up.

Jacky looked down herself, then up at Sord. Sord stood there, paralyzed, hunching over Jacky, clutching the note that was a quarter of the way in between Jacky's breast.

Jacky raised an eyebrow, before finally saying, "Sord?"

"Um, uh, well, uh, this is a note," Sord tried to explain, "I was going to go buy a Resta disk so that I could ease your pain. In case you wondered where I was, I wrote this note." Sord pulled out the paper, unrolled it, and showed it to Jacky.

Jacky just smiled, her eyes seeming to sparkle with laughter.. Sord realized that it would hurt Jacky to laugh, and therefore asked what was so funny.

Jacky opened her mouth to explain, "Your forgetting Sord, you still have the powers of a mag, which means you already know Resta. I guess you didn't realize it, but when you put your arm around me, you where casting it on me. If you hadn't, I don't think I could have snuggled with you.

However, the pain is back, so you'll have to cast it on me again. Then I'm afraid you'll have to dress my wound." Jacky fell silent. Sord wondered why, and then realized it.

He would have to bandage Jacky's upper body; and in order to do so, Jacky would have to take her shirt off, completely revealing her upper half.

Sord blushed. He quickly found in his memory how to cast Resta, and after doing so proceeded to get the bandages from the bathroom. He began to wonder how he knew to do things. It's not like he had ever learned to write or cast magic. He guessed it had something to do with Montage's and Shurikane's building of him. Sord eventually decided now was not the time to think on this, and grabbed the bandages from the cupboard under the bathroom sink.

Sord quickly walked back to the bedroom. As soon as he stepped in, he stopped dead in his tracks. Jacky had already removed her shirt, and was now sitting up, her arms at her side.

Sord stood there, transfixed. Now that her shirt was off, Jacky's breast were no longer hugged to her, and were their full size. Sord quickly figured they were 37 cm. Her nipples appeared a nice shade of brownish red, and were average in size.

Suddenly Jacky burst out in giggles. Sord had a rather large bulge in his pants, thanks to his request of Shurikane.

Sord snapped out of it upon hearing Jacky laugh. Going a very deep shade of red, he walked over to Jacky and began to bandage her up.

Now that Sord was closer, he saw more detail, which caused him to go redder, and that caused Jacky to have another fit of giggles. Now that Sord was closer, he realized Jacky's giggling made her breasts bounce a bit. Redder than ever, Sord finally convinced Jacky to bite her tongue so he could bandage her.

When Sord was finally done, he sat on the edge of the bed, looking stupidly at the floor. Jacky laughed for a bit longer, then scooted over and sat next to Sord. Sord wrapped his arm around her shoulders, and Jacky leaned on him.

Thinking better of it, Jacky proceeded to move into Sord's lap. Once she had made herself comfortable, Sord wrapped his arms around her, just above the waist. He laid his head on her shoulder, and Jacky leaned her head against his.

They both sighed in content, Jacky's eyes still laughed a bit. She felt that Sord's lap was still happy. Eventually it went away.

The two sat like this for awhile. Time seemed to slow down for the two. One minutes seemed to be an hour, a day, a month, a millennia. They were happy, relaxing in the loving warmth of each other.

Then Jacky's stomach growled. Jacky went a shade of red, and got up. She quickly went to her closet, and grabbed her pajama gown, putting it on. Once the gown was on, she slipped her shorts off, and headed for the kitchen; revealing a glimpse of her frilly undies with each step.

Sord sighed as Jacky went into the kitchen. She had to be the most revealing girl he knew (if not the only one.) Upon thinking about it, he figured that she would only do this around him. She never wore mini skirts or showed her breast off to everyone. Sord smiled, taking a bit of pride in this.

Sord decided to watch Jacky cook, and headed into the kitchen. Sitting down at the table, Sord began to watch Jacky's every move. He tried to burn every little detail he noticed into his brain. It wasn't that hard, he had the ability of perfect memory, but he wanted Jacky to always be with him, in the flesh and in thought.

He subconsciously started casting Resta on Jacky again. It didn't heal her that much, it just gave her a good feeling of constant rejuvenation. When the two had fallen into each others love, Sord had ended up completely healing Jacky, without being aware of it.

In fact, he had put so much energy into her, that she no longer had any scars or marks, and any starting of sickness was now gone.

As Sord would later find out, being part mag enabled his magic to be stronger then even the most talented forces when it came to techniques. However, it would always be at it's strongest when used for the sake of Jacky.

I put this story in quotes because my filter blocks certain words from being shown. However, for some reason, if I put the words in quotes, it bypasses the filter.

[mr_rubbish]

Hmmmm, note to self "start dating HUnewearls"

[MQuantum]

Well, to be honest, I certainly wasn't sure what was going to happen. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

I didn't know if Sord should be afraid of Shrike or the other way around. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Sord]

Nothing big, general bleh stuff. The filler, you know. I'm having a lack of ideas (or ideas i can put in the story, to be more specific http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif )
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"Name?" Asked the registration lady.

"Sord."

"Okay, your a Yellowboze then." The lady said, entering something in a computer. "What class do you want to be?"

"Force"

"Which robe do you want?"

"Black one, but do I have to wear that hideous hat?" Sord complained.

"No, though I honestly don't see how you find tthat even more hidious then the one your wearing now." The lady said, acting as though it were fact.

"Just give me the robe lady, and I'll be off." Sord said, rather cross. He liked his hat, although he figured he might dye it black to go with his robes.

"What about your mag?"

"I don't want one."

"Your a rather strange individual, you know that." The lady said.

Sord just slammed his hand on the desk. "Look, just give me my robes already. I don't care what you think, and I highly doubt your job consists of critisizing people's choices."

The girl went a bit red from embarrasement. She had been getting this kind of thing a lot lately. She quickly grabbed a robe, then two gauntlets.

Sord took the robe and picked up the gauntlets. "What are these?" Sord asked, holding up the gauntlets.

"They're a pair of Silence Claws, they have the Hell ability. Every millionth register gets one." The lady replied.

"Right, okay then. Thanks." Sord said, leaving the registration office.

He stepped out and greeted Jacky, who was waiting for him. He showed her the gauntlets, then asked what the Hell ability was.

"The hell ability isn't so much an ability, as it is a percentage range. It basically means that 93% of regular enemies you hit with this weapon will die in one hit. This is one of the best weapons out there, but it appears that you got two, left and right."

Sord nodded. "Okay, that's cool. Before we go though, I want to grab some black paint and some black dye, with a small bit of neon blue paint."

"Okay." Jacky said. The two headed off for the Arts & Crafts shop on Pioneer 2. Sord quickly bought what he needed. When they reached the apartment, Sord painted his gauntlets black, and dyed his hat the same color. When his hat was dry, Sord painted a blue stripe all the way around the seem where the hat met the rim.

Jacky and Sord ate, then changed into their hunter clothes and went down to the teleporter that was used to get to Ragol. Sord stared at the pretty lights, then made a frown when they went away. Then he saw Jacky at his side and smiled again.

The two started off, lavishly killing animal after animal, with the exception of Rappies. Sord managed to find a Disc of each element, as well as Zalure and Jellen. He used them all, a pretty good start for a beggining Force.

The two eventually got bored, and stopped fighting animals. Heading back to Pioneer two, they grabbed a burger (Sord's being a bacon cheeseburger) and went back home.

When they both stepped up to the door, Jacky turned and faced Sord. "I had a good time today, I hope we can do that again." Jacky said. Then Sord and Jacky slowly moved their faces together. They kissed, and held for a bit. When they parted, they both went into the house.

Once inside, Jacky put on her pajama gown and went in the bathroom to change, always thinking it funny to see Sord blush. Sord just sat on the bed, waiting for Jacky to come back out of the bathroom. When she finally did, Sord kept his eyes on her, and couldn't take them off (as usual.)

Suddenly she "knocked" something off the dresser as she walked by it. She bent down to pick it up. Her gown fell down her body, revealing her wasit, hips, undies, and her braless and shirtless upper half. Jacky stood back up, looked at Sord, and started laughing. He was red again, and his lap was happy. What did you expect?

[mr_rubbish]

Hmmm... I think you're having a lack of ideas.
but i'm not complaining about the jacky scenes http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Sord]

"Why do I have to wash the dishes?" Whined Sord. He was standing at the sink, wearing Jacky's pink apron with the frilly purple heart on the front. It was also way to small for him, only going to his waist.

"Because you keep using one cup after another, and never save one." Jacky replied, acting as if Sord deserved to wash the dishes...which he did.

"Well, why do I have to wear this apron?"

"Because you look cute in it," Jacky said, laughing.

Sord just continued to do the dishes, a smug look on his face. When he was done he hung the apron on the hook and went into the living room. Jacky was watching the TV. Sord sat down next to her and asked what she was watching.

"It's Muffy the Les Hunter," Jacky said. Sord sighed, why did Jacky like a show about a lesbian? Not that he really had a problem with it. Although the show made all girls look like sluts, which isn't the case in reel life, and this peeved him off a bit. Otherwise, the show was great.

"Why do you like this stuff?" Sord asked.

"Cause I'm a les, or at least I was until you came along, so I guess now I'm bi," Jacky said, sounding as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

"You like girls, huh" Sord said to himself. "How come?"

"Cause most men are to stupid and would never go out with me, saying I'm to short. Then I realized that guys were insensitive jerks, and began to fall in love with girls. I had one girlfriend, but she got raped, and then the guy killed her. That's when I swore off all men...then you came along and I unswore that sware." Jacky said. She was shivering a bit when talking about her dead friend.

Sord put his arm around Jacky as she leaned on him. She cried a bit as he held her. When she was done, she moved into Sord's lap. She curled up against him as much as possible and fell asleep.

Sord sighed. It looked like Jacky had gotten it bad. He began to wonder why he was given a chance. Perhaps it was because he was typically still a Sato, just in a man's body. He wondered if he should feel good about this. On one hand, he was truly a Sato, and on the other hand...he couldn't think of a reason to be disappointed so there was nothing on the fictional other hand we are talking about.

Sord eventually fell asleep himself, dreaming about Jacky. Suddenly his dream skipped fourth a few years, and he and Jacky where laying in bed. Jacky was holding four small babies, each the size of a puppy. The peculiar thing was that they each had Sord's little black ears, as well as a bushy Sato tail. Jacky looked the same, as if she had never been pregnant. "This must be a dream he thought." Suddenly Sord woke up.

"Whoa, it was a dream...talk about realistic." Sord said to himself.

Suddenly Jacky said, "What did you dream about?" Sord jumped a little, he would have moved more had Jacky not been sitting in his lap. He thought she was asleep.

"Well, I had this really weird and realistic dream where..."

"And then I woke up and said 'Whoa, it was a dream...talk about realistic.'"

Jacky smiled, then laughed. "Awww, how cute. You and me had kids." Jacky teased. Then she took on a more serious face. "I wonder if that's even possible, oh well, it's not like we're ready for kids yet any ways." Suddenly her face switched to the emotion of playfulness. "Besides, you'd probably get them hooked on bacon and then we would be up to our hands in grease, not to mention the money we would have to put out" Jacky said, laughing.

"Haha." Sord said sarcastically. When Jacky finished laughing she looked Sord in the eyes. The two seemed to stop breathing on the spot. All they could do was stare into each others' eyes. Slowly they moved forward. They opened their mouths a bit and went into a passionate French kiss. When they parted, they both craved more, but knew it would be moving to far to fast.

Suddenly Jacky started laughing again. Sord was excited.

[mr_rubbish]

~_O Whoa! Mature situations!

[Sord]

I can't believe i forgot about this. stupid stupid stupid *kicks self in head* Any ways, this chapter is cut short, and not very long, I will add on to it after i finish writing something you'll find out while reading this. So without further ado...
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The Picnic

Sord laid out the blanket, Jacky straightening it out. The two had decided to go on a picnic in a secluded area of Ragol, where creatures never roamed. They were in a small shaded clearing, encircled by trees. The two sat down and opened the basket.

They pulled out the following: bacon, sandwich meats, bread, coleslaw, chips, chip dip, bite size carrots, bread, and did I mention bacon? They spread out the food and silently begin to eat, leaning against each other.

It was a calm and peaceful day; even the birds were singing. The two eventually finished. Lacking anything else to do, Sord looked at Jacky.

"So, wad'ya want to do?"

"Well..." Jacky got a smirk on her face. She maneuvered around until she was sitting in front of Sord. "I want to..." She paused for a second before launching herself on Sord (knocking him on his back), and Frenching him. At first Sord was surprised, but he quickly melted into it. The kiss lasted for quite awhile.

Jacky finally sat up on Sord's chest. They were both breathing like they had just guzzled a large cup of water in one breath. Jacky wiped her lips with the back of her hand, staring into Sord's eyes. Sord just went a deep shade of red.

Jacky glanced behind her and laughed. She shook her head and bent back down to whisper into his ear.

"You know, I wouldn't mind, I'm ready." Jacky whispered very quietly.

"Are you sure?" Sord asked, very serious. "We've only been together for a few months."

"Yes, Sord, I'm positive." Jacky replied. She then took a nip at his ear.

Sord shivered and ran a hand up Jacky's side and...

I am afraid the laws governing PSOW will not let me go any further. However, if you truly wish to see the whole thing, I'm writing it. I don't seem to mind stuff like this, so I'm typing it any ways. And don't get on my case about it, this is more about word-based art now than it is pervertedness.

[Sord]

well, i finally finished the unpostable part. You can PM if you want me to send it to you. Though i must give fair warning, it's 985 words, so it's rather discriptive. Another thing, it's not written to please any one gender, in other words, for everything a guy would typically like in a girl, there's something the girl would like in the guy. This would seem out of the nor for me, but I'm treating this writing more like a peice of art then just a perverted writing. So no diffrent then nude paintings, I inculded detail of both parties. Once again, if you want to read it, pm me, and I'll copy/paste it back to you.

[Solstis]

*blinks*

Well, I saw that coming.

"LEMON, LEMON, LEMON!!!!"

Lol.

I don't think I want the more "explicit" stuff, but the rest of it is rather engaging., I mean, interesting.

[Sord]

On 2004-03-09 18:22, Solstis wrote:
*blinks*

Well, I saw that coming.

"LEMON, LEMON, LEMON!!!!"

Lol.

I don't think I want the more "explicit" stuff, but the rest of it is rather engaging., I mean, interesting.




I'd like at least one person to review it, preferably someone who's already...yeah...in RL. Since I'm a virgin myself, I probably can't give the most acurate discriptions, though i have made myself very sexually educated, so hopefully that will overide it.

[Sord]

When the two woke up it was dusk. They quickly got together and piped to a teleport receiver near Jacky's house. During the clean up and trip back neither of them said much, though they both were a bit red in the cheeks and smiling a bit sheepishly. They quickly went to the house, dropped of the picnic stuff, and headed out for dinner.

They decided to grab a burger real quick at a casual restaurant. They sat down, and just sort of stared at each other. Finally Sord decided to say something.

"So...did you, um, enjoy it?"

Jacky went very red and giggled a bit, but managed a barely audible "Yes."
Sord smiled, happy that his love was content. They continued talking about casual things. In the end they went back. Sord laughed at a joke Jacky had just told him as he reached for the door knob. When he touched it he let out a yelp.

"Sord? Are you okay?" Jacky asked, a bit concerned.

"Yeah, the darn door just shocked me that's all." Sord replied truthfully, before opening the door.
"Oh...I just thought it might have to do with...you know." Jacky said, blushing a bit.

"I don't think that will give me any negative side-effects." Sord said with a smirk. Jacky just laughed and the two went in the house. Having slept a bit already, they watched a marathon of "The Guild" till they got tired.

Sord just laid in bed, but Jacky stayed out for a moment. She stood on the spot, thinking. Then she just took all her clothes off and got under the covers. She snuggled her back into Sord's chest and quickly fell asleep, Sord embracing her.

[mr_rubbish]

While I'm not questioning your writing ability, I am wondering what would be the need for a seemingly gratuitous sex scene.

From what has been posted on PSOW, it seems that the 'extra bit' would be kind of unnecessary... (Unless they got up to some freaky S***!)