Your greatest prank is?

[shinto_kuji]

Me? Well, mine was calling the police, reporting a stolen car, then giving them the license plate of the car in front of me as I waited in traffic.

Then there's always the option of putting a screen up on someone's cpu that says Warning: All of your data has been deleted. -grins-

You?

[Robo47]

I put this on Jaks' computer, whenever he opened a file it came up:

http://membres.lycos.fr/znuf/Kefka/hello.jpg

'Tis really not that hard to do!

[Outrider]

Well, we haven't done it yet, but we're going to stack cans up in front of somebody's dorm room door, all the way to the top of the frame. Then we're going to cover it up from the outside with poster board. This is important because if the people aren't in their room, they'll come back, try and tear down the paper, and have the cans crash down on them. If they ARE inside, they'll wake up and find a wall of cans falling on them as they open their door. It should be noted that we've been doing pranks back and forth with these girls all year.

Hey, at least we're having fun.

But the best prank I've ever heard was this: At this one school, the doors for the dorm rooms were set into the wall instead of a traditional door frame. So one weekend, while the RA was at home, all the kids pitched in some money and dry-walled over his doorway. Then they managed to find the exact wallpaper the walls had and covered it up. He came back to school a few days later to find his room was gone.

Now THAT is classic.

[dylcool]

On 2004-02-18 19:51, shinto_kuji wrote:
Me? Well, mine was calling the police, reporting a stolen car, then giving them the license plate of the car in front of me as I waited in traffic.



Hey, wow, you're a jerk! That's so funny, man. Why don't you try hitting someone with a bat? I bet that would be funny too! [/bitter sarcasm]

As for a prank, there's one I've been thinking of doing. My English teacher tends to answer a cell phone if it rings in class, like if a student gets a call. So my idea is to go to the bathroom and then call someone in class and just be like, "Yo, Mr. P, what's up?"

Yeah, I'm not too good at the prank thing...

[geewj]

At my last house there was 4 of us living there, and we all had our computers networked. So one day I went around and put a flash thing of the windows blue screen of death on everyones computer. So when we all came home from getting food they saw the bsod on all the computers and starting freaking out about having a network virus.

Hehe, it wasn't that big a thing but it was fun to watch.

[Blitzkommando]

I have a couple pranks I pull while people are working on computers. If they are really dumb I tell them to hold ALT+F4. However if they are smart, I try something a bit different. CTRL+ALT+ESC, which, depending on the program results in many different things happening. I found it a very handy way while playing certain games to minimize the screen. But other programs treat as close and others as the Windows button. But one of the easier ones is changing the theme to everything white. Takes one heck of a time to figure everything out when it is all the same color. Meh, can't think of any great ones right now.



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[Zzzzzz]

Heh. My brother did this in Warcraft once. He told someone to press these two buttons at the same time with him to bring up the whole map. When it happened, my brother didn't press them but he did, and he forfeited the game.

[Outrider]

On 2004-02-18 21:18, dylcool wrote:

As for a prank, there's one I've been thinking of doing. My English teacher tends to answer a cell phone if it rings in class, like if a student gets a call. So my idea is to go to the bathroom and then call someone in class and just be like, "Yo, Mr. P, what's up?"

Yeah, I'm not too good at the prank thing...



You see, the funny thing about that English teacher is that he's deathly afraid of butter. Something to do with the fact that when he was really little, he ate a huge spoonful of it thinking it was ice cream.

Anywho, when I had him, one kid in my class just put like half a stick of butter right on top of his desk. The teacher freaked out. He wouldn't go near his desk. He was going, "Look, I don't care who put it there, just take it out of the room and get it away from me."

Man, we harassed that guy so much.

[HUnewearl_Meira]

I've never done anything terribly significant, myself... BUT... I've suggested to people, that they leave an egg with a small hole in the shell underneath peoples' car seats in the summer... And one of my favorite things to do... If I'm supposed to be somewhere, and someone calls me asking where I am, and I'm within minutes of showing up, I'll tell them I'm hours away, and that I'll be there as soon as I can.

One thing of note though, was something that a previous class did to my Freshman English teacher, a couple years before I had her class.

I guess she was running rather late one day, and someone had to let her 2nd period class into the class.

So, unsupervised, the class turned all the desks around, and otherwise re-organized the room. As I recall, she ended up in tears that day, and took a few days sick leave after that particular event.

What is it with English teachers and odd behaviors?

[Outrider]

On 2004-02-19 11:18, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:

What is it with English teachers and odd behaviors?



I blame Shakespeare, mostly.

[BOC]

oh its a hard choice, but i am probably best remembered among my peers for this foul act:

buddy of mines birthday was coming up. u know how it is, on birthday u gotta wedge the guy. but i was in the mood for something a little different.

so one morning a few days before his birthday on the way to school i pull this bar of chocolate outa my pocket, the wrapper removed, but the foil still on and say do u want it? not suspecting anything he snaps the entire thing off me and scoffs it down, telling me that it undoubtably was the best chocolate hes had.

15minutes later hes holding his stomach and groaning. "whats up?" i say. "i dunno." he says. "maybe this is the problem" i say, waving the wrapper of the chocolate infront of his face.

chocolate laxitive

poor guy was shitting liquid for days. as soon as we got to school i go into the toilets for a slash. he follows me in and practically dives unto the nearest toilet.

soon i hear the tinkling sound. so wondering if the laxtive has worked i shout into his cubical "yo, are you pissing??" "no......" he replies. "....thats me shitting!" his last comment followed by a few moans and groans and that unpleasent sound of somebody crapping their guts out.

i remember all present at the scene of the crime laughed until they cried. that was the first, but not the last time, i remember another buddy grinded up several laxative pills and putting it into the same victims big mac . next day: "boys im never eating a big mac again, i spent half the nite on the shitter."

and english teachers do seem to be an easy target, dont they? mine got so much abuse and pranks pulled on her its a wonder she didn't go on a killing spree.

PEACE!!!

[Outrider]

My friends baked brownies with laxatives in them for their math class once. Didn't really seem to do anything either. Although, one my buddies DID eat one just to see how it tasted. "Minty" apparently.

One of the best senior pranks I've heard is to get three animals of some sort, and put the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them. Watch the administration spend all day looking for number 3. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[BogusKun]

One of my friends (popular football player in senior high) and another guy ran through the school naked and in the cafeteria... they tosses 200 dollar worth of food and eggs...

Everyone but me and my cousin got hit... the guy was going to UT in Austin when he was graduating.. But he got automatically expelled and had to redo his year... BTW it was the last week of school for us. Meh...

[Dangerous55]

Here is something me and my buddies want to do to someone, anyone. Pretty simple actually and I know it has been though of before. Basically, you put a couple viagra and laxatives in someones drink, they drink it even though it tastes bad, hopefully. If your lucky they "kick-in" at the same time.


Muhahaha!

[dylcool]

On 2004-02-19 14:49, Outrider wrote:
One of the best senior pranks I've heard is to get three animals of some sort, and put the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them. Watch the administration spend all day looking for number 3. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



What about the beach day in the parking lot Greg?

[Outrider]

Ha ha! Man, I wish we had done that.

We were gonna get all the seniors to just have a pool party in the parking lot instead of going to class one day. We'd all wear swimming trunks to school and bring blow-up pools and pool chairs. Then just plop down in the parking lot for the day.

That would've been fun.

[JoelTaylor]

At university Me and a few mates put paper over a guys door at midnight and because the door opens inwards, he opend the door and saw the paper.... fair enough.... but we did this repeatedly, and soon he was getting cocky, running up and jumping through the paper from inside his room.... so one night we unplugged the vending machine and put it outside his door, with the paper in the way so he couldn't see it........ *CRUNCH* owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, who put that vending machine there?! Heh heh heh....

[OutlawofRagol]

My best prank sucked. I told my friend he had mustard on his shirt and I flicked his nose... I'm not very creative... and after that I threw a football at his groin.

[JoelTaylor]

We went into a friend's room at university when he was at home and spent ages glueing and screwing all of his furniture to the ceiling.... would have been more funny if we carpeted the ceiling aswell, but we didn't have the time (or the money!!)

[JoelTaylor]

Get a friend to hold his 2 pointing fingers togetherther like so:


http://www.geocities.com/cyber_git/fingers.jpg

Copy this into a browser as the image thing isn't working (also does anyone know how I can turn HTML on in my posts?)

Then grab them [the fingers] and hold them tight while slapping their face repeatedly (but lightly), while amusing yourself with their unsuccesful (but none the less frantic) attempts to escape!!


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[BOC]

On 2004-02-21 13:10, JoelTaylor wrote:
Get a friend to hold his 2 pointing fingers together

Then grab them [the fingers] and hold them tight while slapping their face repeatedly (but lightly), while amusing yourself with their unsuccesful (but none the less frantic) attempts to escape!!


dam i hate that one! i fell for it three times within a week. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/blush.gif

come on! give me a break, i was drunk two of those times! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif

PEACE!!!

[JoelTaylor]

Lol, cunning thing is, most ppl say "Put your fingers like this" *does thing to show you*, so when they do, you just grab THEIR fingers and slap them http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Lol, i LOVE drunk people.... such oppotunitys.........

[Outrider]

Oh, well during the summer of... 2002, I think... my friends and I would drive around and pelt drunk kids with water balloons. Not really a prank, though.

[dylcool]

On 2004-02-21 04:52, JoelTaylor wrote:
At university Me and a few mates put paper over a guys door at midnight and because the door opens inwards, he opend the door and saw the paper.... fair enough.... but we did this repeatedly, and soon he was getting cocky, running up and jumping through the paper from inside his room.... so one night we unplugged the vending machine and put it outside his door, with the paper in the way so he couldn't see it........ *CRUNCH* owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, who put that vending machine there?! Heh heh heh....



This is genious. Any more college-type pranks people? It just seems like more interesting things happen in college.

[Outrider]

Well, the number one prank on one site my roommate and I looked at was "make a bomb."

...

I was a little scared as well.

[_Sinue_]

We had this guy at work who was slightly skitzo. He was the biggest BSer you'd ever meet. Used to talk about how the cops in the city he lived in were out to get him.. but they were too scared to fight him cause he'd beat them up all the time and one time, kicked a guys arm clean off his shoulder. He's also slightly paranoid...

So we saw an oppertunity to get him when he started talking about going out on a date with this girl from first shift who had just broken up with her boyfriend who'd spent the last 5 years in prison. I guess she didn't realize just how messed up in the head he was till they went out on the date - so she was all for it.

We each positioned ourselves around the maintinence breakroom table so that he would have to sit in the seat facing the window. Me, Jack, and Kevin started talking to Bruce about his date and about how he better not go too far with it because her ex-boyfriend was even more psycotic than he was. Bruce didn't buy it and jus started talking about how he'd use the mixed martial arts he learned off watching UFC to pound him.

Well while we're distracting him.. my cousin comes up to the breakroom window in black clothing and ski-mask and snaps a polaroid of him. Bruce looks up wondering what's going on.. so my cousin pulls his face out from behind the camera and looks him right in the eye... then takes another picture and hops in the car which Ryan was driving and peels out, spraying gravel all over the side of the building.

We sent him the pictures in the mail a few days later with newspaper letter cutouts pasted on paper to say "Leave her alone or you're gonna get it". My cousin had to walk him out to his car everynight for a month for protection.

Then there was the time when I took the condened dye for the rotten food (looks just like blood) and soaked a bunch of tampons in it.. then placed the tampons in the maintinence supervisors helmet. He didn't know they were in there until after he put it on and the "blood" started running down his face. We also left about 5 or 6 of the extra "bloody" tampons laying around in the men's bathroom just to make people wonder what the hell was going on in there.

Eventually I'd like to get ahold of some fast acting laxitives and ipikac and put them in my bosses coffee. The laxitives could probably pass as creamer - and the ipikac is tasteless, colorless, and odorless. You know what laxitives do.. but ipikac is a bit different. It's like laxitives, but for the other way around. It's what you give to children and infirmed people to induce vomiting. Ever see that episode of SouthPark where Kenny accidentally gave his dad those birthcontrol pills? Yeah.. it'd look something like that.

[Scejntjynahl]

Halloween at Fuddruckers (hamburger place), they had pinned a Frankenstein picture over the male symbol of the bathroom, and a witch over the girls bathroom. All I did was switch the pictures, sit back and enjoy the show. I know not very creative, but very easy to do.

[HUnewearl_Meira]

On 2004-02-23 09:27, _Sinue_ wrote:
Eventually I'd like to get ahold of some fast acting laxitives and ipikac and put them in my bosses coffee. The laxitives could probably pass as creamer - and the ipikac is tasteless, colorless, and odorless. You know what laxitives do.. but ipikac is a bit different. It's like laxitives, but for the other way around. It's what you give to children and infirmed people to induce vomiting. Ever see that episode of SouthPark where Kenny accidentally gave his dad those birthcontrol pills? Yeah.. it'd look something like that.



This is a clever idea, but it occurs to me that you'd have to figure out how to get him to drink the ipecac after he's had time to digest the laxitives... 'cause y'know, even fast-acting laxitives take a little while to get to work.

[_Sinue_]

I'll figure something out. Like.. leave a conviently placed bottle of metemucil or some other anti-diaretic laying about.. and put the ipicak in that.

[JoelTaylor]

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On 2004-02-21 04:52, JoelTaylor wrote:
At university Me and a few mates put paper over a guys door at midnight and because the door opens inwards, he opend the door and saw the paper.... fair enough.... but we did this repeatedly, and soon he was getting cocky, running up and jumping through the paper from inside his room.... so one night we unplugged the vending machine and put it outside his door, with the paper in the way so he couldn't see it........ *CRUNCH* owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, who put that vending machine there?! Heh heh heh....



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This is genious. Any more college-type pranks people? It just seems like more interesting things happen in college.


Cheers mate. I'll keep 'em rolling in!!

[JoelTaylor]

How about superglueing a high-ish value coin to the floor, then watching people try and pick it up?

[BOC]

the old coin trick!

i remember i superglued a 2pound coin to the path in the park. me and my buddies sat and watched person after person trying to pick it up.

.......until the smartass park-keeper used his shovel to scrape it off the ground.

dam how i hate him! he had it in for me since i blew up the dog-shit bins with a banger when i twas but a wee boy. always gives me the evil eye when i walk through the park.

PEACE!!!