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Folken
Apr 16, 2001, 08:28 PM
I was just sitting here enjoying a bit of posting/ brief run through the ruins offline. Then I get a phone call from my brother asking me if I remembered to send off my taxes. Oh crap!!!!!!!!!!!! Today is tax day AUGH!!!!!!!! (rushes to computer to file taxes electronically) Wish me luck peoples!

-ken the booty worshipper

IceBlink
Apr 16, 2001, 09:24 PM
And the moral of this story, ladies and gentlemen, is to remember.

Welcome to the world of Phantasy Star Online. Remember to log off at some point to pay your taxes.

^_^;;

Danger_Girl
Apr 16, 2001, 09:27 PM
Grrrr!!!! I just finished my taxes today to Folken. I had to pay a cool grand. Thats my reward for working seven days a week and understanding the value of compounding intrest. Oh well I guess I would rather have to pay than to get a refund. I hate the idea of giving Washington an interest free loan. Luckily I just managed to duck the tax penalty. My hand still trembled when I wrote out that check though http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_frown.gif.

Hehehe...I just noticed your title thingie. I'm flattered Folken. You can worship my booty anytimehttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif.

Folken
Apr 16, 2001, 09:58 PM
I have to pay the state of CA a cool dollar. What the? One dollar. Sheeesh what a waste of a check. I get back 200 from federal as well. Thank god! Money to pay for seganet. Unfortunately I am no longer working. I once held the esteemed title of Operations Coordinator but college got the best of me so I quit to become a full time student. Now I rely on prayers to get money. That and ebaying just about everythin I own. hehehe. and yes I am the almighty booty worshipper. Night and day in between studies I pray for a glimpse of danger girl and akumi's behind. lalala. I know I am not the only one to think such lavish thoughts. Speak up now peoples. (big words only to be met with........silence)


-ken

Spy
Apr 16, 2001, 10:50 PM
I wish I had the balls to stand up to the IRS and tell them to shove my $113.76 in pennies up their ass. At least they have to count those bloody things.

Gandalf
Apr 16, 2001, 10:55 PM
The IRS had nothin on me. After I paid my taxes, I casted Gifoie. No more IRS...

"Kill or be killed!"

kanyon
Apr 17, 2001, 01:04 AM
Hehe, I played it smart this year, and did my taxes the night I got the paperwork in the mail. Thus I got my nice stack of crisp bills quit quickly. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

Cube
Apr 17, 2001, 01:36 AM
heh i threw all my tax forms on the table for my mom and GF to do then went back to playing pso... yes im spoiled...... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_frown.gif

Danger_Girl
Apr 17, 2001, 05:45 AM
Ahhhhh Cube I remember those days. It wont be that way forever. Just wait until you actually start to make some real money! I work way to much. They tax it when I earn it, tax it when I save it, tax it when I spend it, and when I die...they take half.

TylerFrost
Apr 17, 2001, 06:16 AM
IRS????

I'm kind of thankful that I live in the UK... We don't have to worry about any damn IRS, unless we are self employed, in which the tax man stalks you, then rapes you of all your money....http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_frown.gif

Instead... our government jack us of about 35% of our monthly wage and that covers everything we gotta pay!http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gifNICE!http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif

--TF--

VampireLR
Apr 17, 2001, 06:32 AM
I work way to much. They tax it when I earn it, tax it when I save it, tax it when I spend it, and when I die...they take half. [addsig]


As Cypher said it in the Matrix. "Welcome to the real world, baby" Hehehe.

Omege12
Apr 17, 2001, 07:25 AM
IRS = Internal Revenue Service, some bullshit american orginization.

*starts dancing, jumps up and down*

Hahahahahaa all you old people http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif

No taxes for me!

*ventilates his backside*

Omege12
Apr 17, 2001, 07:25 AM
*does another dance*

Evic
Apr 17, 2001, 09:12 AM
Heh, I did my taxes the weekend I got all of my paperwork (my work form and a stock form - easy!), then me and my mom (I'm 17) loaded up my comp. filed all the shiznit and sent in the forms. Couldn't file elctronically cause my parents were already doing it, and the program only allows one filing per purchase of the program...

I'm getting like $350 back from the IRS, not much... I didn't make much at all. But oh boy! I can't wait until next year... I'll be getting a shit load more from them hehe!

No wait, the new car I'm buying... damnit! I'll get about 3 cents back - woohooo!

/me is tired!!! Time to go to school and sleep in American History - hehe.

Danger Girl: Mind spanking me awake? Damn - worth a try...


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Evic - Level 17 RAcast - Greenhill
"The most popular newbie!"
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Lmnopia
Apr 17, 2001, 10:05 AM
i got lawn gnomes that do my taxes

Rubius-sama
Apr 17, 2001, 01:22 PM
mwhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!1....good thing i dont gotta pay taxes!...heeheehee...

Lmnopia
Apr 17, 2001, 01:58 PM
Work my little gnomes AHAHAH!!

PowerSlave
Apr 17, 2001, 02:17 PM
Man you guys got off easy http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

I owed CA State 1900.00 and the fed 1400.00

No more buying games everyday for the next month or so.

If the principle wanted me to pay taxes on my earnings Id show him a little "pioneer" justice
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

Core
Apr 17, 2001, 03:05 PM
Sheesh at least i got money back! muhahahah