Presidential Experience

[Danger_Girl]

I saw George W. Bush in the lobby today. He was walking around, saying something about bombing China. Puck was crowded with secrit service guys. I tried to get close enough to shake his hand, but the men in black suits didn't like that I had a rather large arsenal on me. I guess thats their job. Next time I gotta remember to bank that stuff before I try to get close to him.

When I met Bill Clinton it was a totaly different experiance. I couldn't get that creep off me! He kept trying to pull his pants down. Then he pulled a cigar out of his pocket. He got this seductive look in his eyes. Finaly I had to bloody up his nose. I got his DNA all over my dress! Now I keep getting phone calls from this Linda Trip lady.

I had the honor of fighting with Bob Dole once. He does pretty good for an old man. His one arm is kinda gimpy, so he fights one handed. He actually uses two swords. One in his hand, and the other in his pants. He just pops a few Viagra before going down to Ragol.

[Cube]

...I had the pleasure to play with Bob dole too. Couldnt get that horny bastard to stop humping those darn Rappapy's..... Sad...

[Bishop]

I saw Jesus Christ in the lobby but I couldn't get near him because of all his pesky disiples. All I wanted was for him to cast a quick Resta on me then I would be on my way......

[Danger_Girl]

Wooow the northern lights are really something tonight here in the north country. Anyway, that Viagra has got to be amazing stuff. Now they just gotta come up with something to keeps Bobs arm from being limp.

[Danger_Girl]

You saw Christ!?!?!?! I could really use a miracle. You know, like finding something besides a DB SABER in the game. When did you see him Bish? Was it before or after good Friday?

I played with Gandhi a few weeks ago toohttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif. Nice guy, but I had to cast resta on him constantly.

[Cube]

Whoa the northern lights are out DG? Can i see them from MI here?

[Danger_Girl]

I would think so. I seen them on my way in to work tonight. I'm in the twin cities now so I can't see crap, but when I was still in Wisconsin, they we're pretty impresive. It depends how close you are to Detroit. If your far enough away from the city lights you sould be able to see them.

[Rotis]

So THIS is what happens on the board late at night... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_eek.gif

[Bishop]

Wow next time I see him and can get close to him (it's Jesus after all...popular guy) I'm going to ask him turn my DB saber into a Lavis Cannon amd my Varista into a Heaven's Punisher. Hey if he can turn water into wine....

[Danger_Girl]

I wonder if I could get Christ's guild card. I imagine he must have a white section ID. I wonder who it was who cast reverser on him after the cruicifixon?

About the whole water into wine thing...well wine is fine, but liquors quicker. I wonder if he could turn my tri-fluids into whiskey? Anyway a wise man once said that whiskey is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happyhttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif. I think it was Ben Franklin.

[kanyon]

Would be nice to see the Northern Lights again, been a while, oh well. I guess i live too far into town to see them well now. doh.

[Danger_Girl]

Ya Rotis all the weirdos come out at night.

Kanyon I know how you feel. We used to be located in the middle of a swamp outside of Maplewood. It was an old mouse infested little shack with a leaky ceiling and rotten walls. But at least I could go out and see the nights sky somewhat.

I wonder if there are northernlights on Ragol? Never been there at night.

[Drahktar]

I hear Richard Nixon is pretty damn good at Counterstrike.

[IceBlink]

I met Tony Blair on the lobby. He was pissing everyone off due to his inability to explain the foot and mouth thing with the Bommas, which prompted everyone to sadly have to go down to Ragol and slaughter all of them...

Oh, BTW, congrats, DG. 500 posts... ^_^

[Omege12]

One time when I was a kid, me and my brother saw Channakah Harry. He threw a some matzoh at me and knocked me out...

[Danger_Girl]

Hey thanks Iceblink. I got my Otakushiphttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif. I'm still trying to decide if thats good or bad. I think it's a Japonese word for no sex life.

BTW I didn't mention this on the boards, but I did to my co-workers. I bumped into Samuel L. Jackson at a gas station on my way into work last night. Well that is to say the Pulp Fiction version of Samuel L. Jackson. He asked me if I ever had a Royal with cheese. He was driving a semi-truck and needed directions. He then asked "where da hellz Oseola at?" in that beautiful ebonics diolect. I hope he got there. He was sleepy.

[Rubius-sama]

I saw bill clinton drinking "white water".........

[Rubius-sama]

I saw bill clinton drinking "white water".........

[Glider]

Everyone knows water is clear.


I met Hillary Clinton. She shook my hand, I have never washed it since....

[Spy]

Ah, but who has actually met our president? Will you please stand up?

*Spy gets out of his chair*

Now, those of you who haven't shaken hands with George W. Bush, please sit down.

*Spy remains standing*

Yup, it's true. Bush was at my community college campaigning for the primaries. It was pertty good, and he only botched 1 sentence. Smart guy though.

[Omege12]

One time I met George Washington. But I just had a dollar hahaha.


Weird me weird me

[Evic]

I lived in Panama City (now I'm 1.5 hours away http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_frown.gif) and Bill Clinton was here. I just saw him in his limo ride by, but they had the cops and shit out there blocking the roads and stuff - it was crazy!

One time on Puck 69, I met Ru Paul. He... she... it gave me some hacked armor: "Cross-Dresser's Pimped Out BigDog Thungin Armor for Whoes"

It's kewl!

[Rubius-sama]

hacked wpn???........kewl

[Breezblok]

I met ainsley harriot on titan once. He tried to attack me with his army of talking sausages. It's lucky I'd been preparing for weeks. Those wily sausage people always attack when you least expect it. So does the honey monster. He stole my jacket and put it over a bowl of sugar puffs. He said they needed the heat, or they would die. I bit him. He's dead now. Like my brain. *gargle*

[Drahktar]

Just the other day, a monkey stole my energy. At first I didn't believe it was the monkey, but then I found out it was. Then I figured out that monkeys are hard to catch when you have no energy. So I built a cage. A big, heavy cage with bars. I made the bars close together, so the monkey could barely squeeze his arm through. Then I stuck a banana in it. The monkey tried to grab the banana, but it coudn't get his arm back through with his fist clenched. Haha! Stupid monkey! I so smart! He refused to leave without the banana, so he ended up dying there. Ah, I'm so happy to have my energy back. I used to think monkeys were smart, but their not I guess. I haven't liked diet since.