Robo47
Apr 5, 2004, 10:40 PM
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>Bubba died in a fire and was burned pretty bad.
>
> The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends,
> Daryl and Gomer,were called for.
>
> Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
>
> Daryl looked and said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."
>
> So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "Nope, ain't
> Bubba."
>
> The mortician thought that was rather strange and he was pretty sure of
> the body's identity.
>
> Gomer was then brought in to identify the body.
>
> Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad. Roll him
> over."
>
> The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said, "Nope,
> ain't Bubba."
>
> The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
>
> Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
>
> "What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.
>
> "Yup, everyone knew about it too.
>
> Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them
> two assholes."
>
>Bubba died in a fire and was burned pretty bad.
>
> The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends,
> Daryl and Gomer,were called for.
>
> Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
>
> Daryl looked and said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."
>
> So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "Nope, ain't
> Bubba."
>
> The mortician thought that was rather strange and he was pretty sure of
> the body's identity.
>
> Gomer was then brought in to identify the body.
>
> Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad. Roll him
> over."
>
> The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said, "Nope,
> ain't Bubba."
>
> The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
>
> Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
>
> "What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.
>
> "Yup, everyone knew about it too.
>
> Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them
> two assholes."
>