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anwserman
May 28, 2004, 04:00 PM
Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040528/od_nm/zambia_suicide_dc

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
Kuea
May 28, 2004, 04:14 PM
OH MY GODDESS

THAT iS WRONG

was his wife neglecting him or something?
that harsh
Heretic88
May 28, 2004, 04:17 PM
Poor, poor Chicken!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif
HUnewearl_Meira
May 28, 2004, 04:20 PM
On 2004-05-28 14:14, Eclair wrote:
OH MY GODDESS

THAT iS WRONG

was his wife neglecting him or something?
that harsh



<.<

>.>

Maybe he just has a fettish for cute chicks?
lain2k3
May 28, 2004, 04:35 PM
On 2004-05-28 14:20, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:


On 2004-05-28 14:14, Eclair wrote:
OH MY GODDESS

THAT iS WRONG

was his wife neglecting him or something?
that harsh



<.<

>.>

Maybe he just has a fettish for cute chicks?



to quote KaFKa:

"That's so fucked up it's funny."
Heretic88
May 28, 2004, 04:36 PM
It is quite funny.
BOC
May 28, 2004, 05:11 PM
u know one of my buddies works part time in a chicken factory, and rumour has it this one dude was fired for *ahem* having his way with one of the chickens, that was already dead.

so not only was it chicken molestation, but nercophilia as well.

some very strange people in this world.

pity that the dude killed himself. that part is now laughing matter.

*tastless joke* what do ya think he woulda done if he'd seen a rappy??

PEACE!!!
LollipopLolita
May 29, 2004, 12:47 PM
i wonder if they ate the chicken after that
Ness
May 29, 2004, 12:53 PM
*is holding his stomach*

*reads Lolita's post*

*vomits*
Kizaragu
May 29, 2004, 01:57 PM
On this TV show they have over here in the UK, So Graham Norton they discoverd that apparently in a state in america (I think that's what it was?) there's a law clearly stating you can't have sex with a live fish.
They phoned a police station in that state and confessed that they thought it was dead.

Not really a featherd friend no, but all this talk of sex with animals made me think of that. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/blush.gif
White_Knight
May 29, 2004, 02:11 PM
That's just wrong some people are just plain weird and sick
dude3282
May 29, 2004, 02:15 PM
In south africa, the laws clearly state if it's a female animal, it's "fair game". You mess with a male animal, and you could be executed. So their animal abuse laws are a little bit . . . different. And I'd like to know what state that is, disturbing as it may seem.
Ness
May 29, 2004, 02:20 PM
Somone posted a movie on another forum containing a guy sticking his head up a sheeps rear. The thing Kiz wrote aobut the fish reminded me of it.
lain2k3
May 29, 2004, 07:30 PM
On 2004-05-29 12:11, White_Knight wrote:
That's just wrong some people are just plain weird and sick



To quote Abdur:

"Different strokes for different folks."

:rofl:
navci
May 29, 2004, 07:40 PM
My question is:

How? Is this even possible to have sex with a hen?
lain2k3
May 30, 2004, 01:10 PM
Or a fish, for that matter.

You'd have to ridiculously, um, small.

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif
HUnewearl_Meira
May 30, 2004, 01:39 PM
On 2004-05-29 17:40, navi wrote:
My question is:

How? Is this even possible to have sex with a hen?



I would imagine that once you found the hole, the rest would work out...

But y'know, there are reasons why the guy's wife was hearing noises.
Guile
May 30, 2004, 02:12 PM
So he had sex with a hen...and than decided to kill himself..

Thats just wrong.
Bradicus
May 30, 2004, 06:30 PM
reminded me of this...
http://southparkspot.com/southpic/slug2.jpg
>_>
TheOneHero
May 30, 2004, 06:37 PM
...My life is has now been ruined...
shifter
May 31, 2004, 02:44 PM
thats just wrong, sad, and funny all at the same time.
J3553
May 31, 2004, 04:37 PM
Ok...thats just wrong. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif
White_Knight
May 31, 2004, 07:14 PM
On 2004-05-30 11:10, lain2k3 wrote:
Or a fish, for that matter.

You'd have to ridiculously, um, small.

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif



You couldn't do it with a fish they don't have the same physiology that we do (I finished Bio only a few months ago so that's the only reason why I know this). But like Meria said with the hen just find where you need to go.
Bradicus
May 31, 2004, 07:33 PM
On 2004-05-31 17:14, White_Knight wrote:


On 2004-05-30 11:10, lain2k3 wrote:
Or a fish, for that matter.

You'd have to ridiculously, um, small.

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif



You couldn't do it with a fish they don't have the same physiology that we do.


...

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.....

Large mouthed bass?
Forgive me http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
Para
May 31, 2004, 11:57 PM
Maybe he just couldnt get any from his wife or something...
RFB
Jun 1, 2004, 02:32 AM
On 2004-05-31 17:33, Bradicus wrote:
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.....

Large mouthed bass?
Forgive me http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



GACK!! Evil... image... in head... must... kill it... x_X
First time I come to the offtopic forum, and I find this. I'm gonna have a trauma(one more to the count, great :/).